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This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Vector Detector".

[Scene: Amy's House, morning.]

Amy: [laughs] Good morning, world. Good morning, chair. Good morning, plant. Good morning, hammer. [gasps] Hammer? Hammer! HAMMER!

[Scene change: Village Center]

Amy: I can't believe my hammer's gone. It's... it's who I am! It's like Sonic without his speed.
Knuckles: Or me without my fists. Aah! Where are they?
Sticks: They're on your hands.
Knuckles: [Sighs] Oh, thank goodness. For a moment there, I was as useless as Amy without her hammer.
Sonic: Who would want to steal you hammer anyway?
Eggman: [Whistling] Morning losers!
Amy: Eggman, you stole my hammer!
Eggman: If I wanted a hammer, I'd make one myself. [Groans] I was having such a lovely morning, and now I got all worked up.
Sonic: So, what are you gonna do about it, attack us?
Tails: What are you gonna do about it, attack us? Nice calling, Sonic.
Amy: HI-YA! Whoa!
[Knuckles grunts.]
Amy: Ah! What am I supposed to do with my hands?
[Sonic, Knuckles and Sticks attack Eggman's robots.]
Amy: Knuckles was right, I am useless! [runs away, crying]
Knuckles: What? I can't help that I'm insightful.
Sonic: Well, I guess I need to deal with this. Sorry Egghead, need to make this a quick one.
Eggman: [Grunts] I completely understand!
[Eggman is knocked into the distance, screaming,]

[Scene change: Amy's house, day.]

Sonic: Amy, your worries are over.
Knuckles: We didn't find your hammer. But we did find this crate of hand-to-hand combat weapons.
Sticks: And the best part is, they're all unregistered with a serial number scratched off.
Amy: I appreciate your help everyone. But I called it professional.
[Vector slams the door open.]
Vector: In this matter, some would call tragically a small hobble, I, Vector the Detector will begin my investigation of 'The Case of the Missing Hammer'.
Sonic: Vector? What are you doing here?
Dixon: Cut! No no no, you're excited that Vector's here.
Amy: Sonic, have you seen his show? He'll find my hammer for sure.
Sonic: When did you get a reality show?
Vector: When they paid me big time TV do-re-mi.
[Vector's pupils turned into dollar signs.]
Tails: You should probably see an optometrist about that.

[Scene change: Amy's house, day.]

Vector: I'm here outside the Vic's domicile, looking for clues.
[Sonic appeared.]
Sonic: I'm looking for clues, too! And I can do it 50 times faster than Vector!
[Sonic speeded around Amy's house, and finds nothing.]
Sonic: Nope, nothing, that criminal mastermind left no trace.
Vector: Yeah, no trace. Except these footprints.
[Grassy footprints appeared, and it ended near a bush. Vector looks through the bush and finds a card.]
Sonic: A Meh Burger VIP card? I've never seen one of those before.
Vector: They're reserved for the cultural elite. We have our first clue.

[Scene change: Meh Burger, day.]

Vector: We're gonna need this palooka to name names. And unlike these soft drink cups, he ain't gonna spill easy. Time for the old good cop bad cop routine.
Sonic: I'll play bad cop.
Vector: This is my clambake, and I always play bad cop.
Dave: Could I take your order?
Vector: What's the skinny on this VIP card?
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about.
[Vector slaps Dave with VIP card and Sonic grabs his shirt as he screams.]
Sonic: My partner wants to go easy on you. He believes your little fairy tale, but something smells rotten to me.
Dave: It's Meh Burger. That's just how it smells.

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