Chapter 1: In a legendary island has an entire civilization of animals known as Mobians, and they have been living in peace until the evil Eggman had made them nearly extinct
“I must fry the Eggs” he said seriously.
Robotnik and his wife Martha had attacked the mobiums and they all went to different islands, and Sonic lived in Christmas Island, due to the place being very boring, Sonic also left due to his lack of a father figure.
Meanwhile, Eggman divorced his wife and went their separate wauz. “I’m going on an Egg-vorce” he said sadly
Eggman then found South Island and took over it. Ironically, Sonic came out of nowhere and found eggman eating a chicken. Since sonic thought eggman was mario, he atacked him, and gave Kintobor rabies, and then went to the Marble Mountains.
Chapter 2: Sonic decided to find Onion rings. and ate them, and Robotnik was shooting fireballs and Sonic was like
“Hey, do you have orange juice with some apple jam, I haven’t had breakfast?”
“No, I have grapes”
“Hey! I can’t eat that! That got me sick last time”
And they fought, and Sonic got hit by a fireball, and he was alive from the onion rings
“Wait, shouldn’t I be dead, I shouldn’t eat onions anyway”
And sonic destroyed eggman’s machine eating the wires.
Chapter 3 Robotnik’s Factory was up ahead and was hiring people to work there, and Sonic was near the factory, but a child captured him, giving him junk, and going to sleep.
Chapter 4 Sonic was falling, and unfortunately, he couldn’t swim unlike the other hedgehogs, and hated swimming classes, because of the little kids that are 7 yrs old, I’m 13 mom, I eat unhappy meals.
Anywho. Sonic somehow survived the labyrinth, but due to the ancient Aztec traps, he wasn’t fast enough to catch Eggman
Chapter 5 Sonic went to Eggman’s helicopter in the sky, he saw the stars, and he was caught by agent stone
“Sir, we have a oddly blue hedgehog”
“Hey, wasn’t he that porcupine I caught and got rabies from?”
“Yes he was sir”
Sonic scratched agent stones hand, and was like
“Talk about low budget flights, no food or movies, I’m outta here”
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