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This is the transcript for the TailsTube episode, "TailsTube #8 (Finding Fortune With Amy)".

[The scene starts with Tails in his workshop. The lights are off and he is shining a flashlight onto his face.]

Tails: What mysteries lie waiting in our futures? What secrets lurk amongst the cosmos? Oh, but if only we could pull back the curtains of fate and see into the great unknown... [The lights turn on. Tails puts the flashlight away.] Well, maybe we can. [A monitor appears.] Welcome, everyone, to another TailsTube! Let's start off by giving a warm welcome to your insightful friend and mine, Amy Rose!

[Amy enters the scene.]

Amy: Thanks for the introduction, Tails. And hi, everyone! It's great to be back.

Tails: You're all in for a real treat today. We've got a special new segment that we've been working on together. Amy, you're the star of today's show. So why don't you start us off?

Amy: With pleasure! [Clears throat] Welcome to, "Finding Fortune with Amy!"

[The logo for "Finding Fortune with Amy" appears on the monitor screen.]

Tails: Oh, boy! Amy's going to use her Fortune Card deck to tell our future.

Amy: Well, not exactly. For a while now, I've been using my Fortune Cards to perform divinations. That means that as I draw the cards, I read into their meanings and make predictions on what the future might hold. My cards have taken me to some big adventures before. After all, they did lead me to Never Lake, where I met Sonic for the first time.

Tails: Are the cards always accurate?

Amy: They're... [Giggles] open to interpretation. They don't give you spoilers on the future. They're more like signposts to help you chart your own course to find your own fortune.

Tails: Got it.

Amy: Anyhoo... Let's get on with the show and see what your fortune holds!

Tails: Yeah! Let's get started!

Amy: Okay, I'll do a super simple reading to start us off. [Amy's Fortune Cards are shown on the monitor screen. She flips one of them over.] Hm. This card means a sudden and dramatic change is on its way.

Tails: Uh, it's upside down. Is that important?

Amy: Yes! That tells you the meaning of the card is inverted. In this case, it means the change will be a negative one. So be ready for--

[Suddenly, an explosion is heard.]

Amy and Tails: Ah!

[Dr. Eggman, who is on his Egg Mobile, enters the scene.]

Dr. Eggman: [Laughs] This time, your stream is mine! Nothing can stop the ruthless conquest of the Eggman Empire.

Tails: Wow! You totally called it, Amy.

Dr. Eggman: Called what? This was a sneak attack. You never saw me coming.

Amy: We sure did! My fortune cards told me so.

Dr. Eggman: Balderdash! The probability of a bit of paper predicting the quantum relativity of the unknowable future is infinitesimal.

Amy: Oh, want to bet?

Dr. Eggman: You're on!

Amy: All right. Hmm... [Amy's Fortune Cards are shown on the monitor screen. She places down a card.] I'm seeing you've been met with a lot of setbacks in your life.

Dr. Eggman: Oh, please. Sonic's bothersome interference is legendary. That doesn't prove anything. Next!

Amy: [Places another card down] Oh, this card says you've recently found family and made a positive connection in your life.

Dr. Eggman: Sage. My finest creation. The pinnacle of A.I. programming. I never called her family. How did you--

Tails: Because you just told me, Eggman! We never even said her name.

Dr. Eggman: Fascinating. Perhaps there's something to these cards, after all. Give me that! [He grabs Amy's Fortune Cards. He holds up a card and it is shown on the monitor screen.] Mm. Yes, uh, I see. Clearly, um...

Amy: [Holds up a book] Here. I wrote a guide for new users. Why don't you take a look?

Dr. Eggman: [Grabs the book] Good thing I'm a quick study. [He begins reading the book.] Let's see here. This card means I have everything I need to forge ahead confidently. That I know where I'm going. That I know how to keep things under control! That I should be bold and roll ahead with my head held high!

Amy: Well, that's one way to read it, [Eggman laughs] but if you look at the cards... [Eggman laughs again]

Dr. Eggman: [Throws away the book] Quiet, you! The cards have spoken! What am I doing wasting my time with this piddly little stream? I have a world to conquer.

[Dr. Eggman leaves the scene.]

Tails: Wow. Thanks for saving the show, Amy. But does he really need that kind of encouragement?

Amy: Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement now and then. Besides, the cards say he's going to lose. Same as always. [Laughs]

Dr. Eggman: [Laughs] Huh? Uh-oh!

[Suddenly, Sonic appears and proceeds to Spin Attack Eggman.]

Sonic: [Off-screen] Ha! Another win for me. Who could have seen that coming?

Dr. Eggman: [Off-screen] Curse you, Sonic! I hate that hedgehog.

Amy: [Laughs] See? The cards never lie.

Tails: That's amazing! Unfortunately, Eggman did manage to steal our time, but we'll see you later on the next TailsTube!

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