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TailsTube #13 (Pit Crew)

This is the transcript for the TailsTube episode, "TailsTube #13 (Pit Crew)".

[The episode starts with Tails at Donpa Kingdom.]
Tails: Hi, everyone! Welcome to another installment of TailsTube: On the Road. This time, I'm coming to you all the way from the Donpa Kingdom! We were already invited to visit once by King Dodon Pa, the ruler and CEO! He was kind enough to fly us there on one of his rockets both times! He really is generous, if a little aloof... [Chuckles] The entire world is devoted to the research and manufacturing of high-performance race machines! My friends and I have been invited to participate in the series of races! To celebrate the occasion, I wanna talk about all things racing with the best racer I know! Please welcome back to the show, Sonic the Hedgehog!
[Sonic enters the scene.]
Sonic: Yo!
Jet: [Offscreen] Sonic the Hedgehog?! What a joke!
Tails: Huh?
[Jet enters the scene.]
Jet: The best racer you know is me... Jet the Hawk!
Sonic: Jet! Hey, man, good to see you!
Jet: [Sighs] About time you had some real starpower on your sad little show.
Tails: I guess it's fitting you try to steal the spotlight. For those of you who don't know, Jet is the leader of the Babylon Rogues, a trio of highly skilled--
Jet: I don't need you to be my hype man!
Tails: Oh...
Jet: [Clears throat] We, Babylon Rogues, are the best of the best! We're the best racers around!
Sonic: [Mutters] Oooh...
Jet: The best thieves... No one can compete with us!
Sonic: [Mutters] Woah, I'm in awe...
Jet: Our mechanic is Wave the Swallow! She's got the slickest tricks... the smoothest moves!
Sonic: [Mutters] Wow... Awesome...
Jet: And she's an unmatched genius when it comes to machines.
Sonic: [Mutters] So smart...
Jet: Really makes Tails look like an amateur.
Tails: Now, hold on! She's certainly talented, but I'm also--
Jet: Nobody cares!
[Tails gasps in shock.]
Jet: Anyway, rounding out my squad is Storm the Albatross.
Sonic: [Mutters] Woah...
Jet: He's my right-hand man and as strong as they come!
Sonic: [Mutters] Oh, muscles...
Jet: He's 100% loyal and outclasses that bumpkin Knuckles any day of the week.
Sonic: [Mutters] I'm learning so much...
[Tails chuckles.]
Jet: And I'm the star of the show, of course. I'd say Sonic is a decent rival. He might even be challenging if he applies himself.
Sonic: You all sure do push us to our limits!
[Jet groans in annoyance. Upon hearing him, Sonic chuckles.]
Tails: It's true. We've had plenty of intense races and adventures with you and your team. In part, because of your top-grade Extreme Gear!
Jet: Yeah! Only a real pro can handle the speed and maneuverability of Extreme Gear. They can handle any terrain, and some models can practically fly! Whether it runs on the old air system, gravity point system, or whatever! In the right hands, they can pull off amazing stunts.
Sonic: That's how you do it...
[Jet groans in annoyance again. Upon hearing him, Sonic chuckles.]
Tails: But King Dodon Pa is having us test out all sorts of vehicles, not just Extreme Gear. You think you can compete with so many models in play?
Jet: Of course!
Sonic: [Mutters] Super incredible...
Tails: Yeah, but what about customization? Y'know, modifying your ride to have a higher speed or better handling? Even cosmetic changes can affect your mindset when racing!
Jet: What kind of racer would we be if we couldn't handle a little variation?
Sonic: Yeah, but that just comes as second nature to Jet, the Legendary Wind Rider, am I right?
Jet: Okay, that's it! You're always so obnoxiously positive! Every Grand Prix, every race, it's always "Good job" or "Nice race", but I've seen the real you! I saw you sticking with Shadow last season!
Tails: Aw, you're a fan!
Jet: Shut it!
[Sonic and Tails laugh.]
Jet: I demand the best for my rivals! It doesn't matter if it's racing skill or smack talk, so what's the deal?! Why are you always so nice?!
Sonic: What? I sincerely believe good sportsmanship is just as important as fair play in any competition. [Chuckle] Plus, you'd implode if I really let loose.
[Tails laughs.]
Jet: I knew it! You have been holding back!
Sonic: Maybe a little...
Jet: Well, no more! Not from you or your cheer squad! You come at me on the track, you bring everything!
Sonic: Oh, so the feather duster wants to eat my dust?
Jet: Yes! That's it! Let's go, you red-footed farce!
Sonic: I'll keep the finish line company for you when you decide to show up!
[Sonic leaves. Jet goes after Sonic in anger.]
Tails: I know our rivalry with the Babylon Rogues is fierce, but... yikes! But wait a minute! Don't leave me behind! Um, I guess that's it! See you at the races!
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