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This is the transcript for the TailsTube episode, "TailsTube #12 (Life Hacks)".
- [The episode starts with Tails at Mystic Ruins.]
- Tails: Hi, everyone! Welcome back to another episode of TailsTube: On the Road! Today, I'm stopping by to check in on the Chao. Taking care of these little guys can be so rewarding but it sure is a lot of work!
- [Sonic arrives at Mystic Ruins.]
- Sonic: Whew! Tell me about it. It's like having a pet mixed with a baby mixed with a, a little karate fighter.
- Tails: [Laughs] Hey, Sonic! Checking in on the Chao too?
- Sonic: Yeah, it's been a while. Just wanted to make sure the little guys weren't hungry.
- [The monitor screen appears behind Tails and Sonic.]
- Tails: Oh, well here's a little life hack for you. If you leave Chao fruit on the ground, they'll feed themselves when they're hungry!
- Sonic: Oh, that's cool, but what's a life hack? Oh, is that like when you hacked Wardivers to give us unlimited respawns?
- Tails: Uh, no, not quite-
- Sonic: Or like when you when you hacked into the President's--
- Tails: A life hack is like a secret tip someone can use to make everyday tasks easier! Actually, Sonic, you've done a lot of living. Surely, you've got a few savvy ways on how someone can hack their life.
- Sonic: You know it! Like, check this out. If you just buy all the same kinds of socks, you'll never have to worry about matching them after doing your laundry.
- Tails: You mean after I do your laundry.
- Sonic: That's right, getting your best buddy to do your laundry is a life hack. Here's another one, you can easily remove stains off of copper pipes by using ketchup!
- Tails: Is that real? How did you even find that out?
- Sonic: Don't ask.
- Tails: Okay, but, I kind of want to...
- Sonic: No, you don't.
- Tails: [Sighs] Weird. Here's one! Next time you're doing math, you can switch percentages in your head if it's easier to solve the problem.
- Sonic: Huh. Uh-huh.
- Tails: For example, 36 percent of 25 is the same as 25 percent of 36!
- Sonic: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- Tails: So, if you're having trouble figuring out how to divide-
- [Sonic sighs.]
- Tails: Oh, Sonic, what's up?
- Sonic: Oh, nothing, just scanning for all possible exits.
- Tails: Not a math fan, huh?
- Sonic: Nope.
- Tails: Well, how about this? Hearing your own name in a conversation releases endorphins in your brain, so if you repeat someone's name a lot, when you talk to them, it will make them happier and they make like you better!
- Sonic: No way.
- Tails: Well, let's try it out, shall we!
- [Knuckles appears on the monitor screen.]
- Knuckles: Hello? What's going on? Where do these gizmos keep coming from?
- Tails: Hey, Knuckles!
- Sonic: Yeah, hey, Knuckles! Good to see you, Knuckles!
- Knuckles: Uh, hey guys. What's up?
- Tails: Oh, nothing, Knuckles, we were just hanging out, sharing some everyday tips on how to improve your life.
- Sonic: Yeah, Knuckles, we just thought a seasoned wilderness guy like Knuckles might have some tips.
- Knuckles: Well, actually, yeah. Did you know if you get lost in the forest without a compass, you can find your way by looking at the moss growing on the trees around you? It always grows on the north side of a tree!
- Tails: Woah, really, Knuckles? But, uh, isn't Angel Island always moving around?
- Knuckles: Oh, don't worry. If you're lost in a forest on Angel Island, I'll find you.
- Sonic: Wow, thanks for the tip and the veiled threat, Knuckles!
- Tails: Yeah, Knuckles, super useful!
- Knuckles: No problem! Hey, you know, you guys are alright. Why don't you stop by the island sometime? There's lots of wilderness tips I can teach you! Like, did you know you can get rid...
- Sonic: [Whispers] Oh my gosh, you were right, Tails. It totally works!
- Tails: [Whispers] Told ya!
- Sonic: Quick, we got to call someone else! Uh, oh. Sorry, Knux, gotta go!
- Knuckles: Anytime, I'm not really doing anything.
- Sonic: Quick, let's call someone else!
- [Amy appears on the monitor screen.]
- Amy: Hello!
- Sonic: Hey, Amy! Good to see you, Amy!
- Amy: [Laughs] Hey guys, what's up!
- Tails: We were just talking about some of our favorite life hacks! Do you have any you'd like to share with the stream?
- Amy: Oh, yeah! Here's one that I really love! At the start of the year, turn all your coat hangers in your closet backwards. Then after you wear something, put it back into your closet normally. At the end of the year, anything you haven't worn will still be hung backwards. Then you can take the clothes you know you don't wear and donate them to charity!
- Sonic: Wow, Amy. Great tip, Amy! You're so smart, Amy.
- Amy: Well, you know I have a lot of clothes and... wait a minute. [Gasp] Are you trying to do the thing where you say my name a lot to get me to like you?
- Sonic: Abort! Abort!
- Tails: You know a little subtlety goes a long way, Sonic.
- Sonic: Another great life hack, buddy!
- [Rouge appears on the monitor screen.]
- Rouge: Well, hello boys, to what do I owe the pleasure of this call?
- Tails: Oh, hey, Rouge! We were just exchanging some life hacks with our friends! Got any useful tips for our viewers at home?
- Rouge: Sure! Here's a little tip that always serves me well. When you want something, ask for way more than you need at first. That will make your next request seem more reasonable!
- Tails: That's kind of shady, actually.
- Rouge: Oh, no. For example, hey, Sonic, can you go get me all the Chaos Emeralds?
- Sonic: Pfft, no way.
- Rouge: Well, okay. Will you go get me just one Chaos Emerald?
- Sonic: I don't know, dude, it sounds like a pretty reasonable request.
- Tails: Thanks, Rouge, gotta go! Sonic, you can't just fall for her mind games like that.
- Sonic: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Hey, how about we do like ten more of these calls?
- Tails: We're kind of running low on time, actually.
- Sonic: Well then, let's do one more call!
- Tails: Very reasonable!
- [Sonic laughs. Shadow appears on the monitor screen.]
- Shadow: What?
- Tails: Hey, Shadow, we're just talking about life hacks and-
- Sonic: Hey, Shadow, is your refrigerator running?
- Shadow: Is my--
- Sonic: Well, just don't get jealous if it runs faster than you! [Laughs]
- Tails: [Sighs] Sonic... That was pretty good.
- Sonic: [Laughs] It was. Up top.
- [Suddenly, Shadow appears.]
- Sonic: Woah!
- Tails: Ah!
- Shadow: I've got a life hack for you. Be careful when making prank phone calls.
- [Shadow destroys the monitor screen.]
- Tails: Wa- Ah!
- Sonic: Oh...
- Shadow: Your stuff might break.
- [Shadow disappears.]
- Tails: Oh.
- Sonic: [Clears throat] You know, I learned a lot today, Tails.
- Tails: Like, not to mess with Shadow anymore?
- Sonic: Pfft, no. I meant more like that thing Rouge was talking about. Pretty useful.
- [Tails sighs. There is a Chao that approaches Sonic.]
- Sonic: [Talking to the Chao] Hey, little dude, did you know there's this really cool trick to get whatever you want from somebody? All you got to do...
- Tails: Well, I think I better get us out of here before these little guys start learning the wrong life lessons. Besides, I've got a long way to go to get to our next stop. We'll be streaming from farther away than ever before! I'll see you then for TailsTube: On the Road! [To Sonic] So, did you at least cook the pipe before you tried to eat it?
- Sonic: Alright, alright, Mr. Perfect.
- [Tails laughs.]
- Sonic: Chipped a tooth.
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