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This is the transcript of the Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Sonic Racer".

[Scene: Robotropolis.]

Sonic: It’s cool ladies, come on, I’ll show you the pipes. Check it out, Sal.
Sally: Definitely carrying electricity.
Sonic: That’s it, the main generator plant.
Bunnie: My my, there sure are a lot of guards
Sonic: No prob, I’ll handle the butt-bots.
Sally: See you inside, Sonic.
Sonic: Good luck. [Whistling] How you doing Swat-butt? Yo, anyone ever tell you guys that you’re ugly and you dress funny? Let me be the first, you’re ugly and you dress funny. Sayonara!
Sonic: [Whistles] Aww, too bad, now it’s broken. But nice shootin’!
Sally: Ugh, locked. Bunnie, if you please?
Bunnie: Be my pleasure darling! After you.
Sonic: Hey Bot-heads! It’s Saturday night, you guys need a serious bath.
Sally: Ugh, that’s it; the alarm system is shut down. Do it Bunny.
Bunnie: Ahhh!
Sally: Whoa! That is some computer!
Bunnie: It sure is. What now Sally-girl?
Sally: I’m gonna overload this sucker.
Bunnie: Whoa! Something sure is happening.
Sally: That’s it, come on!
Sonic: Get a grip, guys. Moto-rama time!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Snively: Er, Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: What is it Snively? I’m busy…try it now, Cluck. Now, Snively?
Snivley: He’s gone, sir.
Robotnik: Who is gone?
Snivley: The hedgehog, sir.
Robotnik: The hedgehog? Where?!
Snivley: Near the Badlands, sir. He was with the Princess and Bunny Rabbot.
Robotnik: Order code red alert.
Snivley: Yes sir. Mmmm, there’s another problem sir, the main generator.
Robotnik: That hedgehog! Ugh! Nooo! Agh!

[Scene Change: Outside Robotropolis.]

Sonic, Sally and Bunnie: Yeah!
Sonic: Past cool, we did it! That outta slow old metal-head down for a while!
Bunnie: Heck, without electricity, he’s nothing but history.
Sonic: Yo, Sal, how about showing a little enthusiasm here. What’s up?
Sally: Oh, we need to shut down his backup generator too.
Sonic: Maybe there isn’t a backup. Ehhh, wrong.
Sally: Oh, I knew it, I knew it!
Sonic: Don’t worry, Sal. We’ll get him next time.

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: Those freedom fighters are beginning to concern me, Snively. We must think of a way to eliminate the hedgehog.
Snivley: I know a way sir.
Robotnik: I’m waiting, Snively.
Snivley: We appeal to the hedgehog’s inflated ego, sir.
Robotnik: His ego?
Snivley: Yes sir, with a speed contest.
Robotnik: Mmmm, I like it Snively. The hedgehog won’t be able to resist the temptation! I’ll have him right in the palm of my hand.

[Scene Change: Knothole, day.]

Sonic: Speed contest - to determine the fastest on Mobius, trophy to the winner, tomorrow at fourteen-hundred hours. Come one, come all. Man, whose Robutt-nik kidding? Haha, he already knows who’s the fastest.
Tails: It’s you, huh Sonic!
Sonic: You got it big guy.
Sally: Sonic, it’s just another one of Robotnik’s traps.
Sonic: Yeah, he must think I’m really stupid. I’ll win that race no prob.
Sally: Uh-huh. You’re kidding, right?
Sonic: I’m kidding wrong! I can beat anything Robutt-nik has.
Sally: What about the backup generator mission?
Sonic: It’s cool! I’ll be a diversion, and cover you guys.
Sally: Huh, I just, I don’t think it’s a good idea Sonic. Robotnik can really hurt you!
Sonic: Hey, I’m still here, aren’t I? No prob. I got the juice.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Snivley: It’s ready, sir.
Robotnik: Start it now.
Snivley: Go!
Robotnik: Oooh, yes!
Snivley: Five-hundred miles per hour, sir.
Robotnik: Oh, that’s good. That’s very good indeed. Particularly since it was only going half-speed. Surprise, surprise, hedgehog.

[Scene Change: Knothole, night.]

Bunnie: And then the little old Red-Riding Hood said, “Why, grand-mama, what big red eyes y’all have!” And the big ugly old wolf says, “The better to see y’all with my dear”.
Tails: That wolf is nasty, huh Bunny.
Bunnie: Nasty as a one-eyed snake, Sugar. Uh, you okay Sally-girl?
Sally: I’m just worried about Sonic tomorrow. It’s too dangerous for him to be alone in the city just for that silly race.
Tails: Nah-uh! It’s not a silly race. It’s cool, and Sonic’s gonna win!
Sally: I’m sure he will, honey. [Kiss] But sometimes he’s too stubborn and he just takes too many chances.
Bunnie: Oh, that sugar-hog is hard to bring down, Sally. He’ll be okay.
Sally: I hope you’re right, Bunny. Oh.

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: Any sign of the hedgehog?
Snivley: No sir.
Robotnik: The miserable little rodent will be here, mark my word.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Bunnie: This is too weird. No Swat-Bots!
Antoine: Um, where are the Swat-Bots?
Sally: At the race.
Antoine: Uh, then I like this too very much.
Sally: Duck!
Antoine: Duck? Where? [Making scared mumbling noises]
Bunnie: Y’all can come out now, Antoine.
Antoine: The duck is gone?

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: That’s the hedgehog! Bring in our little surprise, Snively.
Snivley: Yes sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: This is my competition? Couple slow-mo hover-heads? Man, then I’m wasting my time. What is this? That’s a little better, but still no contest. I mean, come on, doesn’t Robutt-nik know who he’s up against here?
Robotnik: Well, well, well. Who is this? Little Red-Rodent Hood? Haha, a little shy are we? No matter, on with the race! And may my best machine win.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Sally: Sounds like the race is about to start. Come on!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Snivley: There are no rules in this race, except to stay on the marked course. On your marks... Go!
Sonic: Uhh! Don’t get too pumped, Chrome-Dome. I’m just crusin’. Hey! That is rude!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: Is the first Sonic surprise ready, Snively?
Snivley: Ready and waiting sir.
Robotnik: Haha, it warms the cockles of my heart.
Snivley: I know the feeling sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Ahh!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Snivley: Um!
Robotnik: No! Ahh!
Snivley: I promise sir, the next trap will not fail.
Robotnik: I hope so, Snively. For your sake…
Snivley: Ugh.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Antoine: All this peace and quiet makes me sweating.
Bunnie: Everything makes you sweating, Antoine. But you’re still a little muffin!
Sally: That’s it! Nicole, download city schematic.
Nicole: Accessing, Sally.
Bunnie: Here it is, Sally-girl.
Sally: Nicole, sector ten, quadrant three, block six, building 2-A, interior only.
Nicole: Accessing.
Sally: That’s the backup generator alright. Now how do we get past those guards without Sonic?

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Whoa! Huh, oh man! Roadhog! They actually think that’s gonna stop me? No brainers. Huh! Hasta la vista, hover-heads!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Sally: Aha, this skylight here is our way in.
Bunnie: You meanin’ we gotta get up on that little old roof, right?
Sally: Yes, somehow.
Antoine: Mmmm. I am just thinking.
Bunnie: Well, think quietly! I can’t concentrate with all that darn hummin’.
Antoine: Ahem.
Bunnie: Antoine, y’all are dearly starting to tick me off.
Antoine: Mmm? No, I am not even wearing my watch.
Sally: [Clicks] I know how to do it. Come on!
Antoine: Ahem.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Ahh! Lemme go bolt-bones! This is cheatin’! Ugh!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: Oh, the toxic pit is a nice touch, Snively. A very nice touch.
Snivley: I’m rather proud of it sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Ugh! Ow! Come on hedgehog! You can’t let this tinsel-arm make you lose the race! Ah! Juice and jam time!
[Sonic escapes the robotic arm with his super speed.]
Sonic: Don’t you ever mess with the hedgehog. There’s no way you can stop me from winning this race, Robutt-nik. No way. So learn to live with it, chump!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: Ugh! He called me chump!
Snivley: Um, sir, I can explain what went wrong. You see, it it was a technical problem in the computer.
Robotnik: You disappoint me, Snively.
Snivley: Sir, I promise you, I have saved the deadliest trap for last.
Robotnik: Tell me.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Sally: It’s clear, let’s go!
Sally/Bunnie: Ugh!
Bunnie: Come on, Antoine!
Antoine: Well I am thinking that I should stand guard here.
Sally and Bunnie: Move it Antoine!
Antoine: [Making scared mumbling noises]
Sonic and Bunnie: Antoine...
Sally: Come on!
Bunnie: Uh! What now Sally-girl?
Sally: Follow me. Ugh! Come on, come on!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Didn’t really think you could beat the hedgehog, did ya, Speedy?

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: Snively! This had better be very good.
Snivley: Oh, I think you’ll be quite pleased, sir.
[Robotnik watches Sonic and the robot cheetah racing each other.]
Snivley: Now watch this, sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Hey! What are you doin’?!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Snivley: Yes!
Robotnik: I’m not that impressed, Snively.
Snivley: Watch this sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Oh man! This is not cool!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: Oh, this is good.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Ahh! Man, that is a perfect ten!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: Ahh!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Now where is that long-legged chump? No problemo. I’m still gonna win this race!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Sally: There it is. I have to get inside that control center to shut this generator down.
Bunnie: Doesn’t look easy, Sally-girl. About the only way up there from here is on that pulley- belt.
Antoine: [kisses Sally’s hand] Not to be worried, my princess. I am at your service.
Sally: Antoine, wait! Are you sure?
Antoine: I laugh in the feet of danger, my princess. Ha ha ha. I uh don’t know, ah, I am a falling off ahhh! Oh no no no!
Bunnie: Uh!
Antoine: Wahhh!
Sally: Hold on, Antoine! I’ll get Sonic!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis racetrack.]

Sonic: Huh?

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Robotnik: What went wrong, Snively? Find that hedgehog!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Sonic: Sal, caught your signal. What’s up?
Sally: It’s Antoine!
Antoine: Eh, Sonic Hedgehog, eh!
Sonic: Coming Ant. Eh!
Antoine: Eh! Merci, Sonic. Merci.
Sonic: We better juice. This whole joint is gonna melt.

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]

Snivley: Section four, hedgehog report!
Computer: Negative.
Robotnik: Snively, tell me, what of the hedgehog?
Snivley: Well sir, he seems to have, eh, disappeared.
Robotnik: What did you say?
Snivley: Ehhm, disappeared sir.
Robotnik: How could he have just disappeared? You little mutant, didn’t you... What is this? Ohh.
Snivley: Ohh!

[Scene Change: Knothole, night.]

Sally: And despite the fact that it would have been perfect if Sonic had won Robotnik’s trophy, in the greater sense, we have taken a giant step to free Mobius from Robotnik!
Freedom Fighters: Yeah! All right Sonic!
Sonic: To a free Mobius!
Freedom Fighters: To a free Mobius!
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