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Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic Christmas Blast

Template:Under Construction This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog special, "Sonic Christmas Blast".

[The special begins with a modified version of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog title sequence. A festive version of the AoStH theme song plays as Sonic jumps out of his hammock and runs around the loop. After an explosion, a scene of Sonic snowboarding, then riding a hang glider from the special is shown. After Sonic gets on the hang glider, he gets his feet out of the snowboard. Scratch and Grounder look up as the snowboard falls towards them, flattening them. The scene of Sonic running up to the iris in the AoStH title sequence is shown afterwards. A scene from the special of Sonic running around the planet Mobius is then shown. Sonic runs into the house of a little boy in a green coat and hat, who is miserbale at first, but stares in surprise as Sonic runs around his empty tree, decorating it with decorations and setting presents around it. The little boy excitedly runs up to the tree, and Sonic runs all over Planet Mobius again. A scene from the special of two robots preparing to fire a cannon at Sonic is then shown. Sonic runs around the robots, slicing the ice under them in a circle and causing it to sink. The water then throws a seal out of it. Sonic then waves at the viewers, and runs away. He runs around the planet Mobius a third time, and an explosion appears as a transition to another scene from the special, where Sonic snowboards. He splashes snow on Scratch and Grounder, who are waiting in front of a bear trap, which closes on them. Another explosion appears as a transition to another scene from the special, where Dr. Robotnik, who is dressed like Santa Claus, is seen rummaging through the presents around his tree. Another explosion appears as a transition to the scene from the AoStH title sequence, where Sonic splashes paint over Scratch, Grounder, and Coconut's pieces, which form the word, SONIC on the billboard. Sonic runs away, and the billboard transitions to show the special's title, SONIC CHRISTMAS BLAST on it. The camera zooms in on the O of SONIC, and Sonic and Tails hold up their thumbs and wink at the viewers. Snow falls, and the screen transitions to the first scene of the special, which shows a view of a forest. The camera moves over to the city of Robottropolis, where various people are seen watching a TV on a building. A little girl laughs.]

Father: Come here! Come here!

Person: I want something that glows!

[The Little Boy in the green coat and hat tugs on his Mom's dress.]

Little Boy: When Santa comes on TV, do I get to tell him what I want? Do I?

[The camera moves up to the TV screen, which shows a view of Santa's workshop at the north pole.]

Robot Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

[Robot versions of Santa and his reindeer appear onscreen. The Little Boy gasps in delight. The Robot Santa, who is holding a cane in his right hand, jumps out of his sled, which has a rear license plate that says, HO25.]

Robot Santa: Season's greetings to all my friends everywhere! It is with mixed feelings that I come before you toady to announce my... retirement!

Little Boy: Your what?!

Little Boy's Mother: Shhhh!

People: No, Santa! Don't do it! No, Santa, we need you!

Little Boy: No, Santa, please! It's too sad!

Robot Santa: Don't be sad, this is happy news! This Christmas will be the best Christmas ever! Because the most wonderful person in the whole world will be taking my place! He's jolly! He's generous! He's just right for the job! Mothers, Fathers, boys and girls, I proudly introduce my replacement, your friend and mine, Robotnik Claus!

[The Robot Santa points at Dr. Robotnik, who is dressed like Santa claus. Robotnik dances with joy.]

People: Oh, no! Not him again!

[In the next scene, Santa's Workshop shown on TV is revealed to be a set filmed in a studio by Robotnik's Robot Cameraman. Robotnik walks up to the camera and takes a bow. Outside the stage, Scratch and Grounder are both dressed like cheerleaders. Scratch is holding a megaphone in his right hand, and Grounder has two pom-poms where his drills normally are.]

Scratch: Hooray for Robotnicholas! Bwahaha! Three cheers! Ha ha!

Grounder: Yay for Robotnik Claus! Give us four cheers! Hooray!

[Scratch looks down at Grounder.]

Scratch: Robotnik Claus liked my cheers best!

Grounder: Aw, did not! My cheers were cheerier!

Scratch: I boo your cheers!

Dr. Robotnik: Thank you, dear friends! It is with humble heart that I gladly accept this well-deserved honor from my good friend, Santa!

[A tear rolls down Robotnik's right eye. As he wipes it away with his right index finger, the camera moves from the screen he is on down to the people, who all look at each other in confusion.]

People: No! No! He'll ruin it! No, no!

[Inside the studio, the camera moves over from Robotnik to Scratch and Grounder.]

Scratch: Yay! Bwahaha!

Grounder: Yay! Yay!

[Grounder jumps as he and Scratch cheer. Scratch is now holding the megaphone in his left hand and a pom-pom in his right.]

Scratch and Grounder: We love Robotnik Claus! He's our man!

Scratch: Bwahaha!

Grounder: Hee hee!

Robotnik: And I pledge to you that I will carry on Santa's work in the best traditions of the Christmas season! However, (As he points at the viewers) you may just notice a few small changes! Ha ha ha!

[Scratch and Grounder look at each other in delight, and laugh. The screen transitions to a view outside a STACEY'S department store. The camera zooms in on the entrance, then cuts to the next scene, where various children are in line to sit on Robotnik's lap. The camera then moves over from them to Robotnik, who is sitting in a chair next to Scratch, who is dressed like an elf and holding his megaphone in his right hand.]

Scratch: No Mothers allowed on Santa's lap! All Mothers must go shop for presents for Robotnik Claus! Children only in this part of the store!

[The Little Boy runs up to Robotnik and jumps into his lap. Robotnik picks him up.]

Robotnik: Oh! Hello there! You're a fine little boy! And what do you plan to give Robotnik Claus for Christmas?

Little Boy: Me? Give you?

[The Little Boy angrily punches Robotnik in his stomach.]

Robotnik: D'oh!

Little Boy: Put me down for nothing! This is bogus! I can't believe Santa would let you do this!

Robotnik: Oh, uh, Helper Elf Grounder?

[Grounder, who is now dressed in a brown coat, a red scarf, and a Santa hat, rolls up to Robotnik.]

Grounder: Yes, your Merry Yuletideship?

[Robotnik points at the Little Boy with his right index finger.[

Robotnik: Chain this brat up in my robot factory, and teach him some Christmas spirit!

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, which he grabs the Little Boy with.]

Little Boy: No! Wait! Help!

[Grounder, whose drills are now both hands, rolls away, carrying the Little Boy. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is talking to Princess Sally in the forest.]

Sonic: You got it, Sal! Don't say another word! Our Christmas deal; no presents!

[Sonic runs away from Sally and up to Tails. Sally, wanting to talk to Sonic, holds up her left index finger.]

Sonic: Come on, Tails! Gotta juice and cut it loose!

[Sonic runs away. Tails flies behind him, following him.]

Tails: Where are we goin', Sonic?

Sonic: Robottropolis! To buy Princess Sally's Christmas presents!

Tails: But, you just said...

Sonic: I know what we said, same as last year.

[Sonic stops under a tree.]

Sonic: And then Sal went and gave me this great ring!

[Sonic jumps and clings onto a tree branch, revealing the ring on his left middle finger. Tails lands near him.]

Tails: Ugh!

[A Bird emerges from the nest on the branch above. He looks down at the ring Sonic has.]

Bird: Nice ring!

Sonic: Thanks!

[The camera zooms in on the squiggle on Sonic's ring, and a light shines over it.]

Bird: What's that squiggle on it mean?

Sonic: I don't know. Neither did Sal.

[The Bird jumps out of his nest.]

Bird: Oh, a mystery, huh? I love mysteries!

[Suddenly, the Bird loses his balance and falls out of his nest.]

Bird: Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa-oa-oa-oa! Whoops!

[Sonic catches the Bird with his right hand and as he talks to Tails, he puts the Bird back in his nest.]

Sonic: Sal gave me tons of other stuff, and I felt lower than a Bot's bolt! Now I finally got it figured, Tails;

[Sonic lets go of the tree branch and lands near Tails.]

Sonic: When a princess says, "No presents", she really means two stores full!

[Sonic holds up two fingers on his right hand.]

Tails: Are you sure you want to do this? Robottropolis is always dangerous!

[Sonic nods his head, "No", then holds up his right index finger.]

Sonic: Not as dangerous as Sal if I don't get her any presents again! We'll zip in and zip out before Robotnik even knows we're there!

[Sonic runs towards Robottropolis.]

Tails: Sonic! Wait up!

[Tails flies behind Sonic, following him. An image of Sonic spinning is used as a transition to the next scene, where Scratch and Grounder are outside the house of a man with yellow skin in a red shirt, a white scarf, and brown pants.]

Grounder: Merry Christmas, citizen!

[The Man stares angrily at Scratch and Grounder.]

Scratch: We have come hear with our hearts, filled with the spirit of Christmas giving!

Grounder: Yeah, so start giving!

[The Man suddenly has a confused expression on his face, and he walks up to Scratch and Grounder. He begs on his knees.]

Man: Please! I lost my job, my poor wife is sick, I had to sell all my furniture to pay my bills! The house is empty!

Grounder: Well, that makes it easy!

[Scratch nods his head, "Yes", and holds up his right index finger.]

Scratch: Right! No problem! We'll just take your house! Ha ha!

[Grounder turns his right drill into a whistle, and blows into it. a giant claw appears and grabs the Man's house, pulling it out from the ground.]

Scratch: Ho ho ho!

[Grounder rolls up to Scratch.]

Grounder: Ho ho ho ho!

[Scratch picks up Grounder and looks at him angrily, with his beak pressed against his nose.]

Scratch: Oh yeah? Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

[The screen transitions to a view outside STACEY'S and the camera zooms in on the entrance. Inside, the shelves have been cleared, and what little toys the store does have are on the floor. Sonic and Tails are inside the store as well.]

Sonic: I don't get it! This is the fourth store in a row that's totally empty!

[The sound of the door opening can be heard.]

Tails: Huh?

[Tails flies up to the window and looks out it. He then looks back at Sonic.]

Tails: Sonic! Come quick!

[Sonic runs up to the window and looks out it. He gaps when he sees Robotnik's robots loading everything available onto a conveyor belt leading to a truck with smiling faces on the mudflaps.]

Sonic: Now that's shoplifting!

[One robot walks up to a stature of Robotnik holding up his left arm.]

Robot: Good work, fellow bots! And now we will deliver this batch of presents to jolly old Robotnik Claus!

[The truck drives away.]

Tails: Did he say Robotnik Claus?

[Sonic and Tails turn around.]

Sonic: He did! And something this weird needs checking out!

[Sonic runs away, and Tails flies behind him. In the next scene, the robot driving the truck honks its horn. Sonic runs past a giant statue of Robotnik holding up his left arm, which the Little Boy walks out from behind, waving his left arm.]

Little Boy: Mr. Sonic! Mr. Sonic!

[Sonic screeches to a halt upon hearing the Little Boy. He then runs back to him.]

Sonic: I don't know any "Mr. Sonic", but it sounds like you need help!

[Sonic points at the little boy with his right index finger.]

Little Boy: Everything's terrible! Santa retired!

[Tails walks up to Sonic and the Little Boy.]

Tails: Santa retired?

Little Boy: Yeah, and he put Robotnik Claus in his place, and Robotnik Claus sent me to a robot factory, and I escaped, and his robots are after me, and...

[Before the Little Boy can finish, two robots are seen driving a red tank. Tails stares in shock at it.]

Tails: Watch it!

[Sonic, Tails, and the Little Boy all run behind the state of Robotnik.]

Tails: Aaaah!

[The tank drives past the statue. Sonic, Tails, and the Little Boy all walk out from behind it.]

Sonic: Did you say Santa put Robotnik Claus in his place?

[The little boy points at Sonic with his right index finger.]

Little Boy: Yes, and you've gotta find Santa and tell him how wrong he was! Please make him come back so we'll have Christmas the way it should be!

[Just then, the sound of a crane approaching Sonic, Tails, and the little boy can be heard. The Little Boy turns to face the crane.]

Scratch: Bwahaha!

Sonic: Huh?

[Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be driving the crane, which has a spiked weight decorated in ribbons and wreaths in its magnetic hook. They stop the crane near Sonic, Tails, and the Little Boy.]

Scratch: Too late, turkeys!

Grounder: Yeah, much too late! Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Scratch: We took Santa someplace you'll never find him!

Grounder: Days ago! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Scratch: Even before jolly old Robotnik made this fake Santa Robot you saw on TV!

[Scratch points his right arm at the Robot Santa, who is sitting next to Grounder.]

Robot Santa: And the most wonderful person in the world will be taking my place! Taking my place! T-t-t-t-taking my place! Happy holidays, my little friends!

[Scratch and Grounder drive their crane up to Sonic, Tails, and the Little boy.]

Grounder: We got the real Santa prisoner!

[Scratch grabs the yellow lever in front of him with his right hand and pulls it.]

Scratch: And you get this! Merry Crushmas! Bwhahaha!

Grounder: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! And a smashing new year!

[Scratch pushes the lever, which disables the magnetic hook, dropping the spiked weight. Sonic, Tails, and the Little Boy all stare up in shock at the spiked weight as it overshadows them.]

Little Boy: Aaaah!

[The screen fades to black, ending the first act. The second act continues where the first act left off, as the spiked weight continues falling.]

Scratch: Put this in your Christmas stocking!

[Sonic spins and pushes Tails and the Little Boy out of the way just in time, as the weight misses them. When it hits the ground, it creates a dust cloud.]

Sonic: My socks are rockin'!

[Sonic, Tails, and the Little Boy watch the weight from a distance. Sonic spins up to a building, jumps off it, and lands between Scratch and Grounder in their crane. He grabs two levers, pulling the left one forward and the right one back. The crane moves its magnetic hook over Scratch, Grounder, and the Robot Santa, catching them in it.]

Scratch: Ow! Ow! Ow-how-how-how! Ow-how-how! Put us down!

Grounder: Aaaah! Help!

Robot Santa: Ho ho ho!

[Sonic pulls the left lever back.]

Sonic: Down? You got it!

[Sonic pulls the left lever up, releasing Scratch, Grounder, and the Santa Robot from the magnetic hook, and causing it to drop them.]

Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

Grounder: Aaaah!

Robot Santa: Happy holidays!

[Scratch, Grounder, and the Santa Robot all land with a crash, creating a dust cloud.]

Scratch and Grounder: Ugh!

[The dust cloud clears, revealing Scratch, Grounder, and the Robot Santa to all be in pieces.]

Robot Santa: Each turn, I tide in my reindeer and put my red suit out my pasture.

[An eyeball on a spring pops out of the Santa Robot's head. Scratch picks up his right arm with his left hand and puts it back on his body, and Grounder picks up his head with his right hand. Sonic, who is now disguised as a garbage collector, walks up to them, pushing a cart with a trash can on it.]

Sonic: Ah, litter patrol! You'll have to clean up this trash immediately, and pay a fine of ten thousand Robotnibucks!

[As Grounder talks to Sonic, he puts his head back on his body.]

Grounder: But it wasn't our fault!

[As Scratch talks to Sonic, he picks up his left leg with both his hands and puts it back on his body.]

Scratch: Yeah! It was that pesky hedgehog!

[As Sonic talks to Scratch and Grounder, he finds Grounder's right arm and picks it up with his left hand.]

Sonic: Really? Pesky? If there's one thing I hate, it's pesky hedgehogs!

[As Grounder talks to Sonic, he grabs his right arm with his left hand and puts it back on his body.]

Grounder: Aw, thanks! This one is the peskiest!

Sonic: Lookie here, I'll forget the fine if you tell me where the real Santa Claus is!

Grounder: Really? That's so decent of you!

Scratch: Yeah, really decent! He's in an ice cave...

[Before Scratch can finish, Grounder pushes him down.]

Scratch: Oh!

Grounder: Yeah! Seven miles south of the North Pole!

Sonic: Thanks, guys!

[Sonic removes his mustache with his left hand and tosses it aside.]

Sonic: Now when you pull yourselves together again, jump in this garbage can!

[Sonic runs up to the cart with the trash can, losing his hat in the process. He pushes the cart at Scratch and Grounder with both his hands. Scratch and Grounder both stare in shock as the cart runs into them.]

Scratch: Aaaah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Grounder: Aaaah!

[Scratch and Grounder flinch, and the cart crashes into them, smashing them to pieces and creating a dust cloud. Sonic runs away, and when the dust clears, Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be in pieces.]

Grounder: I'm afraid we'll have to report this to Jolly old Robotnik Claus!

Scratch: Tell you what, old buddy; as my Christmas present to you, I'll let you do it!

Grounder: Huh?

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where a robot is standing next to a pulley with a load of bricks. The camera focues on the load of bricks as it is pulled up, past a robot hammering in a nail, until it reaches a robot welding a chimney at the top. Two robots are now seen building another chimney as the load of bricks is lifted past them. A view of Robotnik's fortress, which in this special is shown to be a castle shaped like a giant letter R is shown as various robots build chimneys on the roof. Robotnik flies past his fortress in a helicopter. Seated next to him is a green robot who looks like a cross between Heavy from Knuckles' Chaotix and Humpty from Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.]

Robotnik: I want more chimneys! More!

Green Robot: But Dr. Robotnik Claus, we already built you dozens!

Robotnik: I want hundreds! Thousands! Enough so that every citizen in Robottropolis can come down one on Christmas night, and bring me huge bags of presents!

Green Robot: Uh, I'll take care of it, Doctor! I-I'll take care of it immediately!

[Below, Scratch and Grounder are seen signaling Robotnik with their right arms. Grounder is speaking into a transmitter where his left drill normally is.]

Grounder: Mayday! Mayday! Uh, I'm afraid we have a slight problem, your Happy Holidayness!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik angrily walks up to Scratch and Grounder, with the Green Robot following behind.]

Robotnik: You incompetent fools! I was going to send you a Christmas card, but now you get nothing!

[Scratch and Grounder tremble in fear, and Scratch loses his balance.]

Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

[Robotnik turns his attention to the Green Robot.]

Robotnik: Listen to me, you sniveling toady robot! Get on the radio and alert the Santa-Sentry Swatbots to prepare for an attack! (As he turns back to Scratch and Grounder) And you two bolt-dolts, get up there! This is your chance to deliver me the one Christmas present that will really make me happy; Sonic the Hedgehog!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place at the North Pole. Sonic is pushing a sled that Tails is riding, and Tails shivers.]

Tails: I wish we'd... stopped for my long johns! (As he points ahead with his right index finger) "Sonic! Swatbots ahead!

[The prison cell where Santa is being held prisoner is revealed to be guarded by several Swatbots.]

Sonic: Must be the cave where they're keeping Santa!

[Just then, the door to the cave opens, and a giant cannon moves out, firing at Sonic and Tails, who both stare in shock at it.]

Sonic and Tails: Aaaah!

[The cannon fires a stalactite at Sonic and Tails. The stalactite lands just in front of their sled.]

Sonic: We're getting a real cold reception!

[Two more stalactites are fired, and they land near Sonic and Tails.]

Tails: And it's gettin' colder!

[Another stalactite lands near Sonic and Tails. As more stalactites are fired towards them, Sonic runs past them.]

Sonic: Ah, chill out, Tails! We're gonna burn those bots!

[Sonic stops near the cannon and waves at the two robots near it with his right hand.]

Sonic: Just figured I'd stop by and break the ice!

[Sonic runs a circle around the cannon, cutting a circle of ice.]

Sonic: Drop in anytime!

[The circle with the robots and the cannon on it sinks. A seal is launched from the water, and it barks. Sonic waves at it with his right hand, then runs into the cave. He stops in between several robots aiming their lasers at him. Sonic looks over at the robots.]

Sonic: Ready, aim, fire!

[Sonic runs away, and the robots all fire at him. They miss, and he stops and smiles. The sounds of robots crashing can be heard, implying the lasers zapped them and broke them to pieces. Sonic then walks across the cave.]

Sonic: Santa? Are you there? It's me, Sonic?

Santa Claus: Sonic?

[Sonic looks over, then smiles. He runs up to Santa, who is behind an iron door.]

Santa: I've never been so glad to see anyone in my whole life!

[Sonic grabs the door latch with his left hand and pushes it, unlocking the door. He then pushes the door open with both his hands.]

Sonic: And I'm glad to see you! Now the world can have a real Christmas!

[Santa walks out of his prison cell.]

Santa: We don't have much time to load up my presents! Get me to my workshop!

[An image of Sonic spinning is used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic, Tails, and Santa arrive at Santa's workshop in the North Pole, where an Elf is waiting.]

Elf: Everything, every doll, every toy, Robotnik Claus stole them all!

Tails: Just like he stole every present from every store!

Santa: Robotnik Claus is the only person who'll get presents this year!

[Sonic holds up his left index finger.]

Sonic: There's gotta be something we can do!

Santa: No, Sonic! It's hopeless! Christmas can't happen for anybody else! Robotnik Claus has destroyed it!

[The screen fades to black, ending act two.]

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