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This is a transcript of the Sonic Underground episode, "Six is a Crowd".

[The Sonic Underground theme song plays.]
Manic: Yo, are we there yet, or are we lost?
Sonic: Relax, I know these mountains like the back of my hand!
[They hit something.]
Manic: Like the back of your hand, huh?
Sonia: What did you hit?
[They are shown to have hit a Yeti, angering it.]
Sonic: Oh boy...
Sonia: Sonic Hedgehog, you are SO in trouble!
[Before the Yeti can attack them, The hedgehogs fall down into the Oracle's cave.]
Oracle: Ah, you're just in time - for lunch!

[Cuts to next scene. The Oracle and the Sonic Underground are sitting around a table, eating chili dogs.]

Sonic: Awesome dogs, Orc! Cool!
Sonia: Oracle, we're here because...
Oracle: You brought the globe!
All: Huh?
Manic: How'd you know?
[Manic pulls the globe out - still with the beautiful city inside it.]
Sonia: You gave us the globe and told us to look deeply!
Manic: Did you mean that this is where we could find Mom?
Oracle: That is for you to discover.
Sonic: Do you ever just give a straight answer?
Oracle: What do you think?
Sonic: Grrr!
Oracle: To reach your quest, this globe is but the first step.
Sonic: So, how 'bout we take the step already!
Oracle: Hmm... [laughs] Done!
Manic: Cool!
[The Oracle again makes a mist around the hedgehogs, which transports them to another dimension.]
Sonic: I'll take these to go! [Snatches the remaining chili dogs.]
Oracle: Study those you encounter carefully, for through them, you may see your own future.
[The mist transports the hedgehogs to a dark cave.]

[Scene change: Cave.]

Manic: Whoa! Rippin' ride!
Sonic: So which way do we go?
[tinkling noises can be heard]
Sonia: Ssh! Listen!
Sonic: It's coming from this one! [Points to a cave] Let's rumble!
[As they exit the cave, a flash of blue light warps them to the middle of a road in a large city.]

[Scene change: Mobotropolis, day.]

Manic: Look out!
[A vehicle drives zooms by at high speed, almost running the hedgehogs over.]
Sonic: [Angry] Road hog!
Sonia: Huh? Oh my gosh! It's so beautiful!
Manic: Yeah, I could seriously get into this place! Right, bro? Sonic? What's up?
Sonic: I finally got one!
Sonia: One what? [sees a statue of Sonic below] I don't believe it!
[Sonic runs down to get a closer look at it, the statue looks just like him but has a larger belly.]
Sonic: Me neither, but what's with the bulge on my perfect bod?
[A lady approaches, sees Sonic and runs off.]
Sonia: What's with her? And why do they have a statue of YOU?
Manic: Maybe the pigeons needed a place to sit!
Sonic: Ah, I guess my coolness precedes me! Ever think of that?
Sonia and Manic: No!
Sonic: Jealousy is not attractive!
Sonia: [Surprised] Oh my gosh!
Manic: Ditto!
[Statues of Manic and Sonia are shown.]
Sonic: There goes the neighborhood!
Manic: Hmph! Where's a pigeon when you need one?
[A horn sounds and Hot Hot Jake's pulls up.]
Sonic: Break time!
[Sonic dashes to the van.]
Sonic: Two doggies with the works, pal! Extra chili!
Jake: [gasps] I am deeply honored, Sire! Please, eat all you want, free of charge!
Sonic: All I want? Free of charge? I think I've found paradise!
[Alternate Robotnik is shown watching from a distance.]
alternate Robotnik: I can't believe our luck! All three hedgehogs without their bodyguards ripe for the picking! Tell Jake it's a go!
Sonia: How awful! Nothing but ruins!
Manic: Yeah, looks like Robotropolis!
Sonic: But the chili dogs are free!
[Some doors in the van open and smiling Swatbots come out.]
Sonic: A smiling Swatbot?! Hey!
[Jake shoots Sonic with an Electronic Shackle gun, trapping him.]
Jake: Inside! Move!
Sonic: I don't think we're in Robotropolis any more... gotta love 'em! A little help here, please?
Jake: Inside! Move!
Manic: Ladies first!
Sonia: Time to twirl and whirl! [Goes into a Sonia Spin.]
[Sonia and Manic destroy the SWATBots using their Medallions.]
Sonic: Nice work guys, but... er... [points to shackles]
Manic: Incoming! [More SWATBots approach.]
Sonic: Juice and jam time!

Manic: Bro! Over there! Sonic: Gotcha!

[The hedgehogs run into a dark cave.]
Sonia: Did we lose them?
Sonic: I think so!
Alternate Robotnik: Think again!
[Lights come on, and alternate Robotnik appears with more Swatbots.]
Alternate Robotnik: Welcome, your Majesties! Please, make yourselves at home!
Sonic: What do you know, bald-boy got a rug and some new duds!
Alternate Robotnik: Very amusing, Sire.
Sonic: SIRE?!
Alternate Robotnik: But even more amusing is the fact that as of right now, the revolution is over!
Manic: Way too strange! Ooooooh!
Alternate Robotnik: YOU took away our money! YOU took away our freedom! And you even took away our music!
All: Huh?
Alternate Robotnik: But from this day forward, my Freedom Fighters shall live free!
Sonic: YOUR Freedom Fighters?
Sonia: Smiling Swatbots, statues of us, calling us royalty....I think I know what's going on...
Manic: What?
Sonia: Where Oracle put us is in a weird dimension where Robotnik's the good guy and...
Sonic: We're the bad guys?

[Scene change: Throne room.]

Swatbot: Grievances to be heard before the Royal Hedgehog Tribunal. Music heard in Sector 3. Tax-collector mob in Sector 9.
Alternate Sonic: (yawn) Destroy Sector 3!
Alternate Manic: Double the taxes in Sector 9!
SWATBot: Jeweler unable to deliver diamond necklace for Princess Sonia.
[One of Robotnik's spy-bots is shown looking at the corrupt hedgehogs.]
Alternate Sonia: Throw him in the dungeon! And his family too!
Sonic: El Grossamundo! Look at that paunch! Doesn't that guy have a mirror?
Manic: Man, this Manic is mondo creepy!
Sonia: And her gown is SO last season!
Alternate Robotnik: My spy-bot is broadcasting live! How are you doing this?
Sonia: That's not us, and we can prove it! They hate music, right?
Alternate Robotnik: So?
Manic: Rip it, sibs!

[The song "I Can Do That For You" plays.]

Alternate Robotnik: [Unshackles the Sonic Underground.] Welcome to the Freedom Fighters!
[Sonic hi-fives alternate Robotnik.]
Sonic: What can we do for you, bud?

[Scene change: Castle gate, day.]

[The hedgehogs approach the castle.]
Sonia: [to Manic] Okay, just remember to be mean and greedy!
Sonic: [to Sonia] And don't you forget to be vain and bossy!
Manic: Sonic! Stick out your stomach!
Sonic: Yo, tin-heads! Open the gates!
[The Swatbots guarding it remain still.]
Sonia: Don't stand there gawking you idiots, OPEN THE GATE!
[The Swatbots open the gate.]
Sonic: Oh and by the way, you're all fired!
[The Swatbots walk off.]

[Scene change: alternate Sonia's room.]

[The lady from before is stitching a dress for alternate Sonia, but accidentally pricks her with a pin.]
Alternate Sonia: OUCH! How DARE you stick me with a pin! GUARDS!!! Throw her in the street!
Lady: Oh, have mercy, please!

[Scene change: Throne room.]

Man: This is all the money I have left! My family is starving!
[Swatbots grab the man, and alternate manic takes the money.]
Man: No!
Alternate Manic: Put him in chains! Next!

[Scene change: Great hall.]

[Alternate Sonic is sitting at the head of a long table, eating chili dogs.]
Alternate Sonic: Those were the worst chili dogs I EVER tasted!
Cook: Ohhhhhh...
Alternate Sonic: Throw him in the dungeon!
[Swatbots approach the good hedgehogs with the cook.]
Sonia: Huh?
Cook: Oh, please, Sire! I'm sorry about the chili dogs! PLEASE don't send me to the dungeon!
Sonic: Huh?
Cook: Please!!!
Sonic: Oh... Oh yeah, that. Er...I changed my mind, let him go!
Cook: Ohhh, thank you Sire, thank you!
Sonic: Let's split up, we can kick more butt that way!
Sonia: Meet back here in 30 minutes!
Sonic: How about 30 seconds?
[Sonic rushes off, but comes back.]
Sonic: [to Swatbots] Oh, and by the way, you're fired! And tell all the other guards they're fired too!
[All the Swatbots are shown leaving the palace.]
[Sonic arrives at the dinner table, where alternate Sonic is eating.]
Sonic: Hey, what's up, cuz'? You gonna eat that? [Flips the remaining chili dog into his mouth] Delish!
Alternate Sonic: Who... who are you?
Sonic: I'm what you should've been instead of what you are!
Alternate Sonic: Guards! GUARDS!
Sonic: Oh, didn't I tell you? I fired the guards! It's just you and me, pal! Tell ya what, let's have a little race, end of the table and back! Winner take all-in this case, the palace, village, countryside, the whole enchilada! Or... chili-dogs!
[Alternate Sonic draws an Electronic Shackle gun from beneath the table without his counterpart noticing.]
Alternate Sonic: No one is faster than me!
Sonic: That right? Well, tell ya what... I'll go in reverse!
Alternate Sonic: Deal!
Sonic: Tell ya what, sport. Just to make it fair, I'll even give you a head start! Ready, set, go!
[Alternate Sonic starts running, but Sonic soon catches up. Angered, alternate Sonic uses the Electronic Shackles gun on him.]
Sonic: Hey! Argh!
Bad Sonic: Guess you lose, "sport"!

[Scene change: Throne room.]

[Alternate Manic is seen counting his money, but is interrupted by Manic, who arrives with a huge vacuum.]
Alternate Manic: Huh?
[Manic's vacuum sucks up all the money.]
Alternate Manic: Stop! Guards! Where are my guards?!
Manic: I sent them home!
Bad Manic: [Stuttering] You... you look... oh... oh... you... you...
Manic: Just like you! Yeah, I may look like you, but I don't steal from the poor!
Alternate Manic: I don't steal, I tax!
Manic: Not any more... [The vacuum sucks up bad Manic.]
Manic: You up for a little ride?

[Scene change: alternate Sonia's room.]

Alternate Sonia: Bring me my mirror.
[Sonia pushes in an empty wooden frame, then stands behind it copying alternate Sonia's movements like a reflection.]
[Alternate Sonia blows a raspberry, then Sonia moves forward through the frame and headbutts her.]
Alternate Sonia: Who are you?
Sonia: I'm you, but WAY better, girlfriend!
Alternate Sonia: Get out of here you... you impostor! Guards!
[Manic arrives with alternate Manic still trapped in the vacuum.]
[Alternate Sonia faints.]

[Scene change: Great hall.] [Alternate Sonic is standing over the captured Sonic]

Alternate Sonic: I don't know who you are buddy, but I know where you're going!
Sonic: Tell ya what bonehead, let's race again! This time, I'll beat you on one leg, going backwards, eyes closed, AND holding my breath! That should make it about even...
Alternate Sonic: Doesn't matter! I've recalled my guards, they'll be here any moment!
[Swatbots arrive.]
Alternate Sonic: Put him in irons!
Alternate Robotnik: That won't be necessary!
[Alternate Robotnik removes the shackles from Sonic using his own Electronic Shackle gun.]
Sonic: Never thought I'd be saying this, but... thanks, Robotnik! May I?
Robotnik: Be my guest!

[Sonic takes the Electronic Shackle gun from alternate Robotnik.]

Sonic: For someone so slow, you sure are in a big hurry! [Shoots alternate Sonic with the Electronic Shackle gun.] You're out!

[Scene change: Throne room.]

Manic: So, what do we do with these clowns?
Sonia: Too bad we can't take them back to Robotropolis and show them what it's like to live underground.
Robotnik: You know, they're so arrogant. They haven't left the palace for years! They have no idea...
Sonic: I think you've got something there, Robuttnik!
Robotnik: What?
Sonic: Sorry, big guy - hard habit to break! Anyway, why don't we give them a grand tour? Let them see what they've done to Mobotropolis!

[Scene change: Mobotropolis, day.]

[The Camper Van drives through the lower areas of Mobotropolis, showing the corrupt hedgehogs can see the damage.]
Robotnik: This street once thrived with family-owned stores, but years of your taxes put them out of business.
Alternate Manic: But the Government needs...
Manic: Open your eyes, not your mouth, bud!
[A sad-looking beggar girl is seen on the street.]
Alternate Sonia: Awww, poor little girl! [cries]
[The corrupt hedgehogs see the error of their ways and start crying, giving back objects of value.]
Alternate Robotnik: There's one more place you need to see, your Majesties.

[Scene change: Forest village, day.]

Alternate Sonic: Say, what is this place?
Robotnik: A place where anyone who wants to sing and play music are taught.
Bad Sonia: It's beautiful! There was a time when I was very young that I played and sang, and so did my brothers!
Robotnik: Oh, I remember...[all laugh]
[The reformed hedgehogs give a speech in front of the citizens.]
Alternate Sonic: From this time forward, my citizens, we shall have a kingdom of peace, prosperity, music and... chili-dogs for all! [The crowd cheers.]
[Sonic, Sonia and Manic are teleported back to the cave by the same flash of blue light as before.]

[Scene change: Cave.]

[The Sonic Underground are running down a tunnel in the cave.]
Queen Aleena: My children...
Sonia: Sonic! Stop! [Sonic stops.]
Sonic: 'Sup, sis?
Sonia: I heard... a woman's voice...
Manic: Mom?
[A vision of Queen Aleena appears.]
Sonia: Mother?
Queen Aleena: I am so proud of what you did! You saw what happened when power corrupts, and you saw what happened when good triumphs over evil. I promise you that one day soon, this too will happen... I love you...
[The vision disappears.]
Manic: Mom!
[Sonia cries.]
Sonic: Let's juice and jam, guys! We've got work to do! Sis, you okay?
Sonia: I could use a hug here...
Sonic: Come here, sis!
Manic: Group hug!
[The hedgehogs do a group hug.]
Sonia: Aw, you guys! You're right, Sonic - we've got work to do!
Sonic: Then let's do it to it!
[The hedgehogs speed off.]
[The credits roll]