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This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Robots From The Sky Part 1".

[Scene: Village Center, day.]

[Team Sonic are washing Dave the Intern's car]
Amy: What a great turnout for our charity car wash! That new daycare center will be funded in no time!
Old Monkey: What's wrong with the old daycare center?
[The camera turns to Chumley who is stuck in a cage.]
Amy: It could stand to be updated.
Dr. Eggman: Hey! You jerks robbed me blind. I must have had a couple of bucks in my change holder and now there's just a few stray coins. Figured you could leave two behind and old Eggman wouldn't notice! Well, I notice, bucko!
Sonic: Slow your roll, cue-ball. We didn't take anything.
[A ship is seen flying out of control.]
Dr. Eggman: I could've bought something off Meh Burger's "Just a Buck Menu" with that money, like a half-handful of fries, or a symbol of jelly.
[The ship explodes in the distance].
Sonic: Woah. What was that?
Dr. Eggman: Don't try to change the subject, you change thief. Robots, attack!
[Two Scorpion Bots approach Team Sonic. The whole group prepare to battle.]

[Scene Change: Crash site, day.]

[The door of the crashed ship opens. Mighton walks out]
Mighton: You OK there Bolts? Status report!
Bolts: [From the roof of the ship] Well, I made it in one piece. [His hand that holds onto the twig falls off] Eh, roughly. [Reattaches his arm.]
[Both Mighton and Bolts hear loud noises and run towards them.]

[Scene Change: Village Center]

[Knuckles destroys a Scorpion Bot, he and Tails celebrate]
Dr. Eggman: You mangy marmots are a miserable menace. Gah! You got me so angry and agitated, I'm alliterating.
[Mighton and Bolts lurk and observe Team Sonic destroy Eggman's robots.]
Mighton: Those carbon-based lunatics are destroying out robot brethrens!
Bolts: Let's not be hasty. We don't have all the facs.
Sonic: [Kicks a robot] Nothing's more fun than turning your robots into scrapheaps.
[Sonic gets struck by one of Mighton's rocket arms.]
Sonic: Stepping up your game, huh, Egghead?
Dr. Eggman: [Hesitantly] Yeah, sure. Uh, this here's is whats-its-face, and that's, eh, whose-it-bot!
[Bolts opens up the bonnet on Dave the Intern's car and creates a short circuit, making the car run and drive quickly towards Team Sonic, crashing in the process.]
Mighton Time to wrap this up!
[Mighton shoots his rocket arm towards Sonic. Sonic dodges out of the way and runs, treading over a bar of soap and break falls, somehow dodging the rocket arm approaching from behind, landing on his head. Bolts streches his right hand onto the car, wrapping around Team Sonic before releasing his arm, leaving them trapped. Bolts regenerates his arm.]
Dr. Eggman: And Sonic goes down! That's a W for Doctor E. Boo shakalaka! We better get out of here. He has a tendency to turn these things around on me.
[Mighton and Bolts both join Eggman and leave. Sonic tries to break free of the wrap by running, but fails to do so. He uses a spin attack and successfully breaks the cord, freeing the rest of Team Sonic. The cord shrinks back into the size of Bolts' arm. Tails picks it up.]
Tails: I don't think Eggman made this. We've never seen robot technology like that before.
Sticks: There's a very simple explanation.
Sonic, Tails, Amy and Knuckles: The robo-apocalypse is nigh.
Sticks: No, not "nigh". Now! The robo-apocalypse is now!
Tails: Why don't I gather some data and see if we can't come up with an alternate theory?
Sticks: Fine. But until you can prove otherwise, let's all agree that the robo-apocalypse is upon us and life on this planet as we know is doomed. Sound good?
[Team Sonic respond unconvincingly]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day.]

Mighton: So, you're telling me that rogue band of miscreants get their jollies destroying robots?
Dr. Eggman: Yep. And now they think they can just steal from my change cup!
[Eggman bangs his fist on the table, knocking the change cup over]
Eggman: Oh right. I grabbed some change for the laundry, heh. Anyway, they're a menace. They love nothing more than eradicating my robots... uh, robots.
Mighton: Your robots?
Dr. Eggman: [Chuckles] I think of them like they're my children. Hey! That reminds me. We should change the subject. Where are you from, anyway?
Bolts: Mighton and I hail from a technicalogical wonderland in the clouds. Populated completely by sentinent robots.
Mighton: Where robots treat each other with dignity and respect, and nobody posts about poliics on social media.
Bolts: And if you break down, maintenance checks are provided free of charge.
Robot nurse: Engage cough mode.
Robot patient: [Coughs]
Mighton: It's a well-oiled machine of a society.
Cubot: Wow! What do you call this miraculous place?
Mighton: Morristown!
Orbot: Really? You didn't name it something like "Robo-topia"?
Cubot: Or Sky Sanctuary?
Bolts: Ooh. Those are way better names! Wish we had you guys up there when we were brainstorming.
Dr. Eggman: So what you're saying is, there are hundreds of robots just sitting up there in the sky with no overlord or anything? That's fantastic! Uh, for them I mean.

[Scene Change: Crash site, day.]

[Team Sonic is walking through the forest.]
Tails: That crash we heard came from over here. Maybe the debris will help us understand who these bots are and where they came from.
Amy: And once we understand them, we can find a peaceful resolution.
Sticks: And once we make peace, they won't see it coming, when we bash them with bricks! [Snickers]
[Team Sonic find the crashed ship. Tails flies in from the roof towards the cockpit, and investigates. Sonic also walks into the cockpit.]
Tails: Holy Moly! This technology's out of this world! And by that I mean it's really groovy. I bet you thought I meant it is not from this world, which is also true.
Sonic: So, where exactly did this groovy ship come from?
Tails: According to the GPS history, they came from somewhere in the sky.
Sticks: [From the roof] So they're not just robots? They're aliens too! This day just keeps getting better and better.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day.]

Dr. Eggman: I'd like to propose a toast. To our new friendship. Orbot, Cubot, make with the refreshments.
[Orbot and Cubot dash off to collect the refreshments. Orbot returns with a tray of apple juice. Eggman drinks it, and immediately spits it out]
Dr. Eggman: Apple juice?! I told you to get apple cider, you digital dunces. [Pours the juice onto Cubot's head] It's so hard to get decent help these days. Now run to the store and get the good stuff!
Mighton: That won't be necessary. It's clear you're more foe than friend to robot kind. Come on, Bolts. Let's blow this clambake.
Dr. Eggman: No-no-no wait! That's just our dynamic. We roast each other all the time. Here, Cubot. You do me.
Cubot: Okay! You're ugly!
Dr. Eggman: What?! I'll have you disassembled for that!
[Eggman hammers Cubot and Orbot's head with a stick. Bolts triggers a switch with his outstretched arm, opening a door]
Bolts: There's room in our spaceship for two more.
[Orbot and Cubot smile. Eggman presses a button on his wrist controller, catching Mighton and Bolts in a magnetic field.]
Mighton: You'll never get away with this, you oval off!
Dr. Eggman: Oh? Who's gonna stop me?

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, day.]

Knuckles: So, do you guys think these are the nice kind of aliem robots? Or the destroy-every-living-creature-on-the-planet kind of alien robots?
Sticks: I'll vote for the seconed kind.
[The door is being knocked, Amy walks over to open it, and discovers Orbot and Cubot]
Amy: Sonic, Cubot and Orbot are here! Probably wanna rat out Eggman!
Cubot: Are we really that predictable?
Sonic: Less talking, more ratting.
Orbot: Eggman is holding those charming spacebots captive in this lair.
Cubot: Maybe you can break them free or something?
Knuckles: Why should we trust you?
Tails: Can we skip the song and dancing and get to the part where we save them? I want to meet the people who built that far-out spaceship.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day.]

Dr. Eggman: Split it dip-sticks! How do I get to Morristown? And no toll roads!
Mighton: I've picked daisies more intimidating than you. We'll never tell.
Dr. Eggman: Maybe 10,000 volts will change your tune.
[Eggman tries to pull a lever, but is interrupted by Team Sonic who crash their way in.]
Sonic: Not so fast, omelet breath!
Dr. Eggman: Geez, how many times are you gonna smash that wall? Maybe I should get you your own key.
Amy: Ooh, that'll be great. But right now, your 'stache is smashed, Eggman!
Dr. Eggman: You leave my facial hair out of it. Minions! You know the deal.
[Fire Bot emerges, ready to attack, along with two Ball Bots and two Beetle Bots, Team Sonic fight with Eggman's robots. Fire Bot lauches a flame towards Sonic. However, Sonic dodges it, and the flame hits the sofa instead.]
Dr. Eggman: I always forget Fire Bot is an outdoor robot.
[Knuckles throws a Beetle Bot towards Eggman. Eggman ducks, but the robot lands on the computer, triggering a laser cannon that shoots straight at Sticks and Amy. Sticks successfully throws her boomerang towards the laser cannon]
Orbot: Well, we're back from our afternoon constitutional and... [Gasps in horror] What's this? Sonic and his friends infiltrated the lair? How did they know about Dr. Eggman's scheme?
Cubot: We told them, remember? When we ratted out...
[Orbot covers Cubot's mouth, as Team Sonic resume their battle. Tails makes the computer release Mighton and Bolts from their traps.]
Dr. Eggman: Oh, come on! Those magnets were password protected!
Tails: Maybe you should've picked something more secure than "Password123"
[Tails flies away as Eggman tries to grab him. Mighton and Bolts encroach Eggman, forcing him to scream and evade, crawling towards the back of Fire Bot. Bolts trips Firebot over and dodges its flamethrower. Mighton launches his rocket arm, directly hitting Fire Bot, who gets back up. Sonic charges towards Fire Bot, destroying it]
Dr. Eggman: Now, I think about it, I don't need to know where Morristown is. I hate travelling anyway. I never bring enough underwear.
[Bolts programs the computer to turn the magnet back on, attracting Eggman's wrist controller towards it. Bolts electrocutes Eggman.]
Bolts: Come on, Mighton. Let's go home.
[The magnet releases Eggman's wrist controller, leaving a smoked Eggman flopped to the ground.]
Bolts: Orbot, Cubot, you coming?
[Orbot and Cubot tend to the injured Eggman.]
Orbot: Thanks for the offer. But I think we're needed here.

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop]

Tails: This navigation system is loaded with more malware than an email forward from that Old Monkey guy!
Mighton: I owe you all an apology. We have no idea that your primitive rodents were on the side of good.
Sonic: Thanks! I think...
Mighton: One might even say that you and Tails are the Mighton and Bolts of the terrestial world.
Sonic: How about you're the Sonic and Tails of the sky?
Mighton: Agree to disagree.
Tails: All finished! This spaceship should be good as new!
Mighton: Aha! Capital. Bolts, set the coordinates to the robot utopia in the sky, Morristown.
Amy: Really? You didn't name your city to something cool like "Atomic-topolis"?
Tails: Or maybe something cloud-based like "Nimbus-ville"?
Bolts: The people of this planet are way better at naming things than us. What's your city called?
Knuckles: Well, up until recently, it was "Unnamed Village", but now, it is "Hedgehog Village".
Bolts: Forget I said anything.
Mighton: Well, it's a pleasure having met you. I'm glad we could make peace.
[Sticks tempts to throw a brick towards Mighton. Sonic signals to Sticks, telling her not to do it. Fortunately, Sticks drops the brick. She whistles as Mighton leaves towards the spaceship with Bolts. Bolts activates the spaceship and departs from Tails' Workshop towards Morristown. Suddenly, after Team Sonic waves goodbye, an evil stare approaches from the bushes. As Sticks notices, everyone gets scared. They prepare themselves for battle, but lasers suddenly come shooting out from everywhere, striking half of Sticks' bo. One of the lasers directly hits Tails, knocking him unconscious to the ground.]
Sonic, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks: Tails!
[Screen fades to black.]
Knuckles: Aw, man, a cliffhanger? I hate those.