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Return to Beyond the Valley of the Cubots (transcript)

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This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Return to Beyond the Valley of the Cubots".

[Scene: Tails' Lab, day]

[Tails is working on an invention, and standing beside him is D-Fekt, a former Eggman robot.]
Tails: Shifting spanner. [D-Fekt grabs it using his telekinesis and gives it to Tails.] Why did Eggman ever get rid of you? You're the greatest helper I've ever had! [Hearts flow around D-Fekt's head, showing his affection.] Hand me that hammer. [D-Fekt telekinetically gives Tails the hammer, and Tails begins pounding. But the force from doing so causes one of the inventions on a shelf above him to shake and approach the shelf's edge. D-Fekt tries to warn Tails, but cannot verbally warn him.] What's the matter? Did Timmy fall down a well? [The device falls onto Tails' head and breaks.] Why didn't you catch it using your powers? [The hearts around D-Fekt break, showing guilt and regret.] Don't worry about it. I'll clean this up while you run into town and get me the parts for a new one. [D-Fekt salutes Tails.]

[Scene Change: Hedgehog Village, Day]

[D-Fekt arrives at Male Fennec's shop. He tries to tell him about the incident, but Male Fennec doesn't understand D-Fekt's nonverbal language, either.]
Male Fennec: What is it, boy? Did Timmy fall down a well? [D-Fekt continues making strange hand motions.] I see; if you want to use the restroom, you have to buy something.
Amy [offscreen] Hey, D-Fekt, what's up? [She walks onscreen with Sonic and Knuckles. D-Fekt tries to tell them as well, but none of them understand him.]
Knuckles: He's either looking for a loaf of bread or a penguin wearing a top hat. I'm leaning toward penguin. [D-Fekt continues his strange motions.]
Sonic: No, no; uh, it's a book. It's a movie! Oh, it's a--it's a movie based on a book! [D-Fekt jumps up and down in frustration.]

[Scene Change: Tails' Lab, day]

[A bunch of parts are dropped behind Tails by Sonic, Amy, and Knuckles.]
Tails: What's all this? I just sent D-Fekt out to get parts for a new Trans-seismic Marco Accelerator.
Sonic: This would've been a whole lot easier if D-Fekt could just talk.
Tails: Maybe I could install a voice chip. I know I have one around here somewhere.
Amy: You had a voice chip the whole time? Why didn't you install it earlier?
Tails: Guess I needed an inciting incident.
[Later, Tails installs the voice chip into D-Fekt.]
Tails: That should do it; say something.
D-Fekt: What should I say? I want my first voice to be meaningful, and I... [depressed] I already blew it, didn't I?
Sonic: It's okay, you're new at this.
D-Fekt: Finally, I can express complex thoughts and emotions. For example, I hate being a lab assistant. I mean, uh, Tails is great, but I want to find my true purpose: something that will give my life meaning.

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]

[D-Fekt is working for the Ice Cream Vendor.]
D-Fekt: Ice cream, I've got ice cream here.
[Child Monkey approaches.]
Child Monkey: Vanilla, please.
[D-Fekt uses his magnets to serve Child Monkey vanilla ice cream. Child Monkey catches the ice cream and laughs joyfully.]
Ice Cream Vendor: D-Fekt, you're really making a difference.
[The Ice Cream Vendor gives him a thumbs up. More villagers approach.]
Leroy: Chocolate.
Lady Goat: Pist-aaaaa-chio.
Old Monkey: Something I can eat without my teeth hidden.
[D-Fekt uses his magnets to pull ice cream and cones out of the ice cream cart, but accidentally splatters the all the ice cream on the villagers faces.]
Willy: Hey come on guys let's make like a banana split and leave.
[The villagers walk away.]
Ice Cream Vendor: [To D-Fekt] You're fired!

[Scene Change: Gym, day.]

Knuckles: Don't take it to hard. Not everyone built for the high pressure world street side food carts. That's why I got you a new gig as a trainer at my gym. The key is to be encouraging and firm.
[D-Fekt is trying to help Dave lift weights. Dave accidentally hits his stomach with the weight he is trying to lift.]
D-Fekt: May I suggest you try harder. I hope that was firm enough.
Dave: Help me.
[D-Fekt uses his magnets to help Dave, who sighs in relief but accidentally sends him flying to Tummy Thunder and hits him.]
Tommy Thunder: Watch how you treat Tommy Thunder, you computerized clog.

[Scene Change: Village Center, night.]

[Comedy Chimp is on a stage while Team Sonic and other villagers are sitting down with tables and watching.]
Comedy Chimp: Never liked that masseuse he always rubbed me the wrong way. Hah! Let's keep this open mic night moving with the comedy stylings of D-Fekt.
[D-Fekt goes on stage. Everybody claps while Team Sonic cheer.]
D-Fekt: So you ever notice how double-a batteries come in packs of four but remote controls come in packs of one? What's the deal with dual-core processors?
Eggman: They're an outdated technology just like you.
[Everybody but Team Sonic laughs.]
Comedy Chimp: What a loser.
[D-Fekt walks away depressingly. Amy follows him.]
D-Fekt: [To Amy] I'm a failure even my own creator thinks I'm an embarrassment.
Amy: Don't take it personally Eggman's mean to all his rejected robots.
D-Fekt: There are other rejected robots?

[Scene Change: Cubot prototype's valley, day.]

[Team Sonic and D-Fekt arrive.]
Amy: [To D-Fekt] These robots are rejects just like you.
[Hat Cubot and Green Cubot hit each other with a branch and laugh.]
Amy: Well, maybe not just like you.
[Hat Cubot and Green Cubot hit each other with a stick and laugh again. Cutebot comes out of her cave as D-Fekt falls in love with her.]
Sonic: Cubots this is D-Fekt. D-Fekt these are the Cubots. So guys how's life here treating you?
Hat Cubot: Oh great. Uh wait I not great. Now that FriendBot's in Roboken, we're totally unprotected.
D-Fekt: Well then today is your lucky day.
Hat Cubot: You mean I found a new hat while I was walking through the forest.
[Cutebot approaches D-Fekt.]
D-Fekt: No, you're lucky because I'm now here to protect you.
[The Cubot Prototypes cheer joyfully.]
D-Fekt: [To Cutebot] Especially you.
[Cutebot sighs lovingly.]
Sonic: Well have fun assimilating.
[Team Sonic walks away.]
D-Fekt: So, why do you guys need protecting?
Bowtie Cubot: Eggman's afraid we'll rebel against him and not that we could launch a rebellion. He's got super weapons and what do we have.
Patch Cubot: We have a rock. Now where did I put it? Huh, we guess we don't have a rock.
D-Fekt: Well now you've got me.
[D-Fekt uses his magnets to lift a large rock.]
Cutebot: Wow, he made the ground go down.
D-Fekt: Robot brethren, no longer shall our kind live in fear. I've been looking for meaning in my life and I've finally found it. I am going to lead the rebellion against your creator, Doctor Eggman!
[The Cubot Prototypes take out pitchforks and cheer.]
Hat Cubot: Hey, we also have pitchforks!

[Scene Change: Above the ocean, day.]

[D-Fekt and the Cubot Prototypes are hovering toward Doctor Eggman's Lair, pitchforks in hand.]

[Scene Change: Outside Doctor Eggman's Lair, day.]

[Eggman is shown planting some roses in his garden with a trowel.]
Dr. Eggman: Let's see if those county fair judges try to overlook my roses this year!
[D-Fekt and the Cubot Prototypes arrive.]
D-Fekt: Prepare for retribution, Eggman!
Dr. Eggman: "Prepare for retribution?" I'm always prepared for retribution. You know, I'm widely disliked.
[Eggman taps his Wrist controller, and several Motobugs and an Obliterator Bot emerge from the lair, and line up behind him]
Dr. Eggman: Those reject bots are no match for my army! What're you gonna do, throw them at us?
[D-Fekt uses his telekinesis to toss Hat Cubot at a Motobug. He impales it with his pitchfork, and is brought back upwards by D-Fekt, who proceeds to toss the other Cubot Prototypes, destroying the remaining Motobugs.]
Dr. Eggman: Next time I'll keep my ideas to myself.
[Obliterator Bot attempts to attack D-Fekt, but is swiftly disassembled by his telekinesis. D-Fekt then uses the Obliterator Bot's arm to grab Eggman.]
Dr. Eggman: I'll never give up!
[D-Fekt uses his telekinesis to cause the Obliterator Bot hand to tightly squeeze Eggman.]
Dr. Eggman: [Screams] I give up!

[Scene Change: Cubot prototype's valley, day.]

[Team Sonic are shown arriving.]
Amy: Happy anniversary, D-Fekt! It's been 24 hours since you went out on your own, and-[notices D-Fekt is gone] Hey, where is D-Fekt?
Sonic: And where are the Cubots?
Knuckles: And where are their pitchforks?
Sonic: We'd better pay doctor mustache a visit.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, HQ room, day.]

[D-Fekt is sitting behind the controls, beside Cutebot. Eggman is sweeping the floor with a broom.]
D-Fekt: Sweep faster!
Dr. Eggman: This floor is made up of a special polymer of my own design! It repels dust, and never needs sweep- [D-Fekt hits Eggman with a newspaper.] Ow!
[Eggman grudgingly continues sweeping, faster than before.]
D-Fekt: That's more like it! Y'know, I could get used to this.
[Team Sonic enter.]
Knuckles: Never thought I'd see that....I thought these floors didn't need sweeping.
Dr. Eggman: [Angry] That's what I've been saying!
D-Fekt: [To Eggman] Fetch my guests some beverages!
[Eggman walks away, grunting. D-Fekt turns his char around so it faces Team Sonic.]
D-Fekt: He's not very bright, but he's learning.
Tails: Y'know, I sort of feel bad for Egg- [Eggman returns with a tray of lemonade glasses.] Ooh, lemonade!
[Every member of Team Sonic takes a cup of lemonade from the tray. Eggman walks away again.]
Sonic: Eggman can use a taste of his own medicine. After all, revenge is sweet!
D-Fekt: Yes, it is.

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]

[Ice Cream Vendor is shown selling ice cream to Reindeer Girl. Suddenly, both the ice cream and cart fly upwards. D-Fekt and the Cubot Prototypes are shown to be the cause. D-Fekt subsequently uses his telekinesis to hurl the ice cream at the vendor.]
Ice Cream Vendor: [Screams]
[D-Fekt then drops the cart. It bursts into flames.]

[Scene Change: Gym, day.]

[Tommy Thunder is seen lifting a stone weight. D-Fekt uses his telekinesis to break it, causing Tommy to fall on his back.]
D-Fekt: [Laughs maniacally]

[Scene Change: Village Center, night.]

[Comedy Chimp is once again on a stage, with Team Sonic and other villagers sitting down at tables and watching.]
Comedy Chimp: So my wife says to the judge: "That's my side of the story. Now lemme tell you his side."
[Team Sonic and the villagers watching burst out laughing. D-Fekt arrives, and uses his telekinesis to rip off a curtain from the stage, and tie Comedy Chimp up with it.]
Comedy Chimp: Ow!
[D-Fekt drops down onto the stage.]
Comedy Chimp: Looks like it's curtains for me! Hah!
D-Fekt: Sonic was right, revenge is sweet.
[The audience murmurs amongst themselves. Sonic stands up from his table.]
Sonic: That's not what I meant!
D-Fekt: It was okay when I did it to Eggman, why not everyone else who wronged me?
Amy: It's not that simple....
D-Fekt: If you're not with me....You're against me!
[D-Fekt uses his telekinesis to lift several chairs out from under the villagers. Said villagers scream and run away. D-Fekt throws a chair at Team Sonic's table, causing the chair to break into splinters. D-Fekt continues throwing chairs at team Sonic, which they barely manage to dodge.]

[Scene Change: Doctor Eggman's Lair, night.]

[The entrance to the lair is shown being guarded by Bowtie Cubot, still holding his pitchfork. Eggman, Orbot, and Cubot are shown trapped inside a storage room. Eggman is repeatedly tapping his foot.]
Dr. Eggman: I've gotta figure a way outta here. [To Bowtie Cubot] Help, Guard! Cubot's sick!
Cubot: But I feel fine, boss!
[Eggman detaches Cubot's head, and tosses it. Cobot's body aimlessly crawls around on its hands.]
Dr. Eggman: How about now?
[The door opens, and Bowtie Cubot enters, but panics upon seeming Eggman holding Cubot's head. Eggman uses to opportunity to press his destruct button. With the guard defeated, Eggman reattaches Cubot's head, and leaves the cell, along with him and Orbot.]
Dr. Eggman: The only way I'm gonna defeat that reject is if I have telekinetic abilities of my own.
Orbot: But how are you going to do that? When you built D-Fekt, he wound up with those powers by accident.
[Eggman opens a cupboard, and pulls out a robot resembling a white-colored version of D-Fekt.]
Dr. Eggman: I made a prototype D-Fekt, but I never got it fully operational. I'll pull out the parts, and put them in another piece of hardware.

[Scene Change: Village Center, night.]

[Amy uses her hammer to destroy a chair which was thrown at her. Sonic zips by using his Spin attack, but is blocked by a telekinetic shield created by D-Fekt. D-Fekt lifts up a table, and tosses it at Knuckles and Tails, narrowly giving them time to dodge. D-Fekt uses his powers again to uproot a nearby tree, and toss it at Amy. It directly hits her, knocking her down, and causing her to drop her hammer.]
Amy: [Screams]
[D-Fekt tosses another object at Tails and Knuckles, which the latter destroys with his fist. However, D-Fekt then uses his telekinetic powers to grab Knuckles, and stick his head in the ground. Sonic is shown helping Amy get up. Suddenly, Eggman arrives in MeBot, wearing a helmet created from the prototype D-fekt's parts.]
Dr. Eggman: Hey D-Fekt, wanna play catch?
[Eggman uses the helmet's telekinetic powers to lift a large rock, and hurl it a D-Fekt. D-Fekt sends it back at Eggman with his own telekinetic powers. Eggman easily destroys the rock with MeBot's fist. D-Fekt jumps into the air and hurls another rock, which is also destroyed by MeBot. Sonic, Knuckles and Tails help rescue villagers from the falling rock shards. Eggman and D-Fekt continue their duel, each throwing several rocks at each other. Eggman then lands his MeBot, and knocks all the Cubot Prototypes away, except Cutebot, which he grabs.]
Dr. Eggman: Give up, or I'll crush this reject!
D-Fekt: No! [Lands] Don't you hurt a hair on her perfect, cute head!
[D-Fekt uses his telekinesis to tie a hose around the MeBot's left arm, while simultaneously throwing several rocks it it.]
Dr. Eggman: [Grunts]
[Eggman uses the helmet to create a telekinetic shield, blocking the rocks. Sonic runs up, and rescues Cutebot.]
Dr. Eggman: Lousy blue menace!
[Eggman fires three missiles from the MeBot at Sonic, who is running away, carrying Cutebot. Sonic dodges all of them, but while Eggman is distracted, D-Fekt flys up behind the MeBot and rips off its head, and crushes Eggman's telekinesis helmet.]
Dr. Eggman: That's no good.
[D-Fekt stops attacking.]
D-Fekt: Cutebot!
[D-Fekt drops to the ground, and Cutebot hugs him. D-Fekt then kicks Eggman and his damaged MeBot away with his telekinetic powers. The other Cubot Prototypes arrive.]
D-Fekt: [To Sonic] Thank you for saving Cutebot, that makes us square. But be warned, I've found my true calling: To protect these Cubots, be it from Eggman's robots, or any organic lifeforms that we perceive as a threat.
[D-Fekt and the Cubot Prototypes fly away. Knuckles, Tails, and Amy walk up.]
Knuckles: So...are they good guys or bad guys?
Sonic: Sometimes...life's a little more complicated than that.
Knuckles: So they're good-bad-guy-gals? I understand.
[Sonic, Tails, and Amy facepalm. Screen fades to black.]
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