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This is a transcript of the Sonic Underground episode, "Mummy Dearest".

Queen Aleena: For all of us, the future is shrouded in mystery. But my children were about to learn that sometimes, the key to the future lies in the distant past...

Sonia: Cyrus gave this to me. It's called an intelliputer. It's so way beyond cool!

[Turns the device on, it flashes and loads of gadgets spring out of it]

Sonia: Well?

Manic: Whohhh, I'm soooo...

Sonic: Yeah, but does it make chili-dogs?

Sonia: Watch this!

[Presses a button, we see Robotnik and Sleet discussing their next mission.]

Robotnik: And post extra SWATbots at all locations! I don't want those infernal hedgehogs learning about this operation!

Sonic: Nice computer joke!

Sleet: Don't worry Sir, we'll be on our way by tommorow morning, and he will never find us in Hamarapi (?)

Sonic: Are you getting this stuff down?

Sonia: No, the computer is recording it.

Robotnik: Good! See to it - I'm going to inspect the expedition myself! I want Aleena!

Sonic: Expedition? Find Mom? Follow them!

Sonia: It doesn't work that way - we can only monitor Robotnik's control room. Oh wow - that looks like...

Manic: An old book?

Sonia: Magnify... Oh my gosh!

Manic: What? What is it?

Sonia: The royal hedgehog crest!

Sonic: So, what's the deal with that book?

Sonia: Let's see - since that book is about the Royal Family...

Manic: And Robuttnik is geared up to go to hama-something...

Sonic: So there's a good chance they might be connected!

Sonia: We've got to get that book!

Sonic: Time to haul!

Sonia: Where is he? We've got to get that book!

[Sonic arrives with the van. He opens the back door, revealing three Swatbots.]

Sonia: Where'd you get these things?

Sonic: Check this out!

[Sonic picks one of the SWATbots up as easily as if it had been a feather!]

Manic: How'd you do that?

Sonic: Cool, huh? It's a new metal that Cyrus and the boys came up with - super-light, but super-strong!

[The back of the SWATbot opens revealing a cockpit]

Manic: Hoho, VERY cool!

[Sonic climbs in and starts moving the SWATbot arms and legs]

Sonia: Wow! Looks good, but do you really think these fake-bots'll get us in?

[The Sonic Underground are now inside the bots, and are walking straight past the normal Swatbots.]

Sonic: Not bad, huh?

Sonia: Ask me again when we're out of here Sonic.

Sonic: Nobody home!

Manic: Just the way I like it!

Sonia: No! He'd lose the book!

Sonic: Bummer Majoris!

Manic: He's gotta have a safe around here somewhere!

[Manic uses the Swatbot radar system to find the safe.]

Manic: Ah, electronic time-dials! That can only mean one thing! Score!

[Manic opens the front door of the safe, then tries to crack the combination of the inner door.]

Sonic: Well, how's it going?

Manic: This isn't working! Can't feel a thing!

Sonic: Go for it bro, we'll stand guard!

Sonia: Uh-oh! Trouble coming!

[Robotnik approaches.]

Manic: Alright!

Sonic: Stay cool, and follow my lead, sis!

Robotnik: Out of my way!

Sonic: Entrance Denied By Order Of Sleet!

Robotnik: What? That's preposterous! Move aside!

Sonia: No Admittance!

Robotnik: Are you insane? I'm Doctor Robotnik!

Sonic: DOCTOR? Hey Doc, I got this pain in my elbow!

Robotnik: WHAT?!?!

[Manic tries to get out, but his SWATBot trips and falls over, breaking up.]

Manic: Whoa!

Robotnik: What's going... huh?

Manic: Oops... hello...

Robotnik: HEDGEHOG! Give me that book!

[Sonic comes along and whisks Manic away, with the book]

Robotnik: GUARDS! LOCK DOWN!

Sonic: Hang on guys... DUCK!

[Back at the SU HQ, Sonia is using the Intelliputer to analyse the book.]

Sonia: Incredible!

Manic: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, an old scroll, that was worth it!

Sonia: Don't you get it? The book is showing us the scroll of Amai-Rapi - our ancestor... and a prophet!

Sonic: For THAT I gotta tell Cyrus we lost his SWATbot disguises? Aww!

Sonia: How about a step-by-step blueprint of how we can overthrow Robotnik?

Sleet: I can't believe the hedgehogs got the book!

Robotnik: Never mind that! I scanned the book's information into your ship's computer. And if the hedgehogs show up...

Sleet: Don't worry Sir, I'll have a little surprise waiting for them! Hehehahaha!

Robotnik: Get to the pyramid and find that scroll!

Sonic: So this Aman-Rapi guy predicted Robuttnik taking over?

Sonia: Ah-ha! Down to the last detail! Ooh, new information about this area...

Sonic: Like what?

Sonia: Dunno yet - it's slow going because this ancient language is hard to translate...

Manic: Are we there yet?

Sonic: Looks like it! Converting!

[Sonic extends the van's wheels, making it into a desert-terrain vehicle.]

Sonia: There's something forming... looks like a warning of some kind... in a lovely shade of purple!

Manic: Just like this pretty sand!

Sonia: Oh my gosh!

Sonic: What?

Sonia: Beware - purple sand is the home of the deadly sand-snake!

Sonic: No biggie, we'll just stay in the van!

[Swatbots start firing on the van.]

Manic: Since when did snakes have lasers?

Sonia: We've got bigger problems than lasers...

Sonic: And that would be?

Sonia: The average sand-snake is as big as a Mobian Megawing!

[A Sand Snake advances on the van, and swallows it whole.]

Sonic: Oh yeah, that's about right!

Robotnik: YES! OH YES! It's too good to be true! Oh, this is a wonderful day Sleet! Wonderful day!

Sleet: Yes Sir!

Dingo: Poor Sohnia...

Sleet: Oh shut up you soft-hearted fool! The hedgehogs are finally gone! Should we return?

Robotnik: The hedgehog brats may be finished, Sleet, but Queen Aleena remains - I need that scroll!

Sleet: Shall I release my escort ships, Sir?

Robotnik: Yes - you won't need them any more! HAHAHAHA!

Sonic: Y'know, I'm open to suggestions here!

Manic: A light would be nice!

[Sonic turns the interior lights on.]

Sonia: We're still moving!

Manic: This snake's probably looking for another meal.

Sonia: Flip on the headlights, Sonic!

[Sonic turns the headlights on, showing them inside the sand-snake.]

Sonic: No problemo! Whoa!

[Sonic starts to drive the van towards the lips of the sand-snake.]

Sonia: Yuck!

Sonic: [sounding horn] Hey! Open up!

Manic: He's not gonna open up down here - he'll get a mouth full of sand!

Sonia: Hmm... Manic, that's brilliant!

Manic: It is?

[Sonia produces a metal rod of some sort.]

Sonia: Here it is!

Manic: Wha's up?

Sonia: Follow me!

[Sonia opens the top of the van and gets out.]

Sonia: Ewww!

Sonic: What're you doing?

Sonia: Watch this!

[Sonia uses the rod to puncture a hole in the Sand Snake's lips.]

Sonia: It doesn't like the sand coming in - it's heading for the surface!

Manic: Way to go, sis!

[The Sand Snake surfaces and the Sonic Underground find themselves outside the pyramid.]

Sonic: Now that's what I call door-to-door service!

Sonia: Wait a minute! That's not the only entrance - and I don't think it's the right one! Look!

[Sonia brings up a hologram of the pyramid entrances.]

Sonia: It's really tiny, but there's some sort of marking above this one.

Sonic: Now what? There's no way in!

Sonia: What's that?

Manic: Hurry up Sonia!

Sonia: The Royal H! Yes! This must be the right place! But how do we get in?

[Sonia leans against a wall, and inadvertently opens the door.]

Sonic: we could try the entrance!

[No sooner have the hedgehogs entered the pyramid, when they are caught in a force field by Hotep, the guardian of the pyramid.]

Hotep: Infidels! How dare you defile the tomb of Aman-Rapi! You will pay for this! what shall I do with you... feed you to the sand-snake? No, I've done that... Bury you alive? [notices Sonia's medallion] What's that? A Royal hedgehog medallion! Please forgive me! How may I atone?

Sonic: Well, you could start by letting us down!

Sleet: Hmm... it changes here - better check for traps!

Dingo: No! I don't wanna...

[Morphs Dingo into a soft ball shape.]

Sleet: Somebody's got to do it!

[Sleet rolls Dingo through all the traps, and morphs him back at the end.]

Sleet: Look round the corner! What's there?

Dingo: Dead end!

Sleet: Okay, come back! We'll have to try that other entrance!

Hotep: And this is your ancestor, the beloved prophet Aman-Rapi.

Sonic: Yeah, yeah - so where's the scroll!

Sonia: SONIC!

Hotep: it is alright. This tunnel will lead you directly to the main chamber! I will disarm the traps as we go.

Sleet: That is all we need to know!

[Sleet blasts Sonic, Sonia, Manic and Hotep with a glue-gun.]

Sleet: You all look like mummies! How appropriate!

[Sleet and Dingo now have Sonic, Sonia, Manic and Hotep on a trolley.]

Sleet: So nice of you to survive so you could lead me to the scroll!

Sonia: You don't have it yet, Sleet!

Sleet: True, but I will... if you want to save the hedgehogs, you will tell me how to deactivate the traps!

Hotep: I can deactivate them.

[Sleet melts the glue around Hotep's legs so he can walk. Meanwhile, Sonic is trying to struggle out of the glue.]

Manic: What're you doing?

Sonic: Super Spin - shh!

[Sleet melts the glue around Hotep's arm.]

Sleet: Now do it!

Hotep: Let me see...

Dingo: I was so sorry when you died! Hey! What's...

[Sonic breaks out of the glue and takes the gun off Sleet.]

Sleet: Hey!

[Sonic uses the gun to melt the glue on Sonia and Manic.]

Sonia: DINGO!

Dingo: Sohnia NO!

[Dingo receives one of Sonia's mid-air stomps.]

Dingo: Uh-oh...

[We see Sleet and Dingo with glue on them now.]

Dingo: The joke's on you-u! We called for a SWATBot battal...

Sleet: Shut up you idiot!

Sonia: A SWATBot battallion! Oh we don't have much time!

Hotep: I know a fast way to the burial chamber - but...

Sonic: Please don't say BUT! But's never a good thing!

Hotep: But we have to go through the two chambers of death!

Sonic: Only TWO? No problemo!

Sonic: Problemo... Water? Why'd it have to be WATER? Oh well!

Sonia: Sonic!

Sonic: Get your dinner somewhere else!

[Sonic makes a bridge come across so the rest of them can cross.]

Sleet: Get to the radio. Order an attack - I want this place opened up!

Hotep: The door to the burial chamber - but to reach it you must cross the fires of amaan.

Sonic: On my way!

Hotep: Beware the flame elementals!

Sonic: Haha, they gotta catch me first!

Sonia: Wow!

[Mummies come out of their resting places and start advancing on the group.]

Manic: Somebody do something!

Mummies [noticing Sonic]: Aman-Rapi! Aman-Rapi! Aman-Rapi! Aman-Rapi! Aman-Rapi! Aman-Rapi! Aman-Rapi!

Sonic: This is cool!

Aman-Rapi: Who summons me?

Sonic: Way past cool!

Aman-Rapi: What a handsome lad!

Sonia: Oh yeah, they're related!

Aman-Rapi: Why have you come here?

Sonia: The scroll!

Sonic: Oh yeah! We've come for the scroll of Aman-Rapi, your ghostliness! We need it to kick some Robotnik butt!

Aman-Rapi: You may take it, but first...

Sonic: Aw, not another BUT! Okay, okay, spill.

Aman-Rapi: There is a price.

Sonia: What if it's some kind of quest that takes years?

Manic: Oh, man!

Aman-Rapi: The price is - a song! I have been waiting an eternity for music!

All: Phew!

Sonic: No problemo, your anscestorness!

[Song: "We're the Sonic Underground".]

Aman-Rapi: Thank you my children, you have given me a wonderful gift! Take the scroll!

[Suddenly the pyramid starts to shake.]

Mummy: Intruders! They seek to destroy the pyramid!

Aman-Rapi: Do not fear, they will suffer my curse of immobility! Go in peace my children!

Manic: Crashin!

[Outside we see Sleet, Dingo and the SWATBots standing motionless.]

Sonia: They never looked better!

Sonic: I'm liking this! [tickles Sleet]

Hotep: I do not know how long the spell will last... perhaps it would be prudent to leave now.

Sonic: Yeah, you're right Hotie - we should blast! Thanks for everything!

Sonia: This is it guys - our blueprint for getting rid of Robotnik!

[Sonia takes the scroll out but it immediately disintegrates.]

Sonic: All that for nothing?

Sonia: Look! Etched into the glass!

Manic: What does it mean?

Sonia: I remember this one from school - translated, it means "Hedgehogs Will Prevail"

Sonic: Or in other words, Hedgehogs Rule!

Manic: Alright! Like we didn't know that!

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