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This is the transcript of the Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Hooked on Sonics".

[Scene: Great Forest.]

Snively: Now the Shredder will absorb the life force energy from the living tissue. Dr. Robotnik will use that energy to power his new Sonic Radar.

Snivley: The sensors are picking up a life force! It’s that miserable hedgehog.

Sonic: Hold it right there, bird legs!

Swat-Bot: Take the intruder.

Snivley: Wait! He’s a life force. The shredder will destroy him. It should prove amusing.

Sonic: Look out behind you! Just kiddin’.

Sally: What is Sonic doing?

Antoine: Ha! Acting like a complete fuel, as usual.

Sonic: Ohh. Wanna play some hardball, huh? Okay. Check out this move!

Sally: Sonic, no!

Bunnie: That’s it, sugarhog!

Tails: Sonic!

[Everyone cheers for victory]

Antoine: What is ‘appened? What is ‘appened?

Snivley: Oh, my! It’s out of control!

Swat-Bot: Commence laser fire.

Sonic: Yo, goon-bots! Over here!

Swat-Bot: Cease fire! Cease fire! Retreat! Retreat!

Sonic: Look out, the hedgehog is back! Yo, bird legs! Your shoelace is untied.

[The Shredder falls to the ground after being tied up]

Sonic: All right! Am I cool or what? Juice time!

[Scene Change: Knothole.]

[Everyone cheers for victory during the campout]

Bunnie: Oh, yes, that’s the way to do it!

Tails: Yeah, alright, Sonic!

Bunnie: Y’all are a regular hero, sugarhog!

Rotor: Yeah, my favorite part was when that bird-legged machine tripped and [whistles] BLAM! Ancient history!

[Everyone cheers for Sonic once again]

Sonic: You’re too kind, too kind.

Tails: Weren’t ya scared, Sonic?

Sonic: Heck no, little bro! I just juice ‘em and reduce ‘em.

Antoine: Ugh, I think I will be chunking.

Sally: Sonic. [She grabs Sonic and kisses him on the cheek. Sonic gets a big smile on his face.] You were great. [Sonic faints.]

Antoine: Oh, brothers!

Sally: Sonic?

Sonic: Just kiddin’, Sal. Kiss wasn’t that great.

Sally: Oh, really?

Sonic: Really.

Sally: I suppose you can do better?

Sonic: Is grass green? Is water wet? [Gives Sally a big kiss on the lips]

Tails: Yuck. [Sonic and Sally are still kissing each other.] Eww, gross.

Sonic: Mwah! So?

Sally: Not bad.

Sonic: Not bad? Not bad?!

Sally: Yes. As in, just OK.

Sonic: Sal, Sal, Sal. I know it was a serious kiss. Right, big guy?

Tails: Nuh-uh, yuck. Blech.

Antoine: All right, tell me anything. What does that fuel have that I do not?

[Scene Change: Lake of Rings.]

Rotor: What’s up, Antoine?

Antoine: Nothing is up. It is what is down ‘ere that is so terrible.

Rotor: Like what?

Antoine: Like the love of my life is crazy for a fuel.

Rotor: A fuel?

Antoine: Yes, a fuel, a fuel! Why is this word so difficulting to understand? A fuel is a stupid person.

Rotor: Ohh, you mean a fool.

Antoine: [sigh] This is what I said. A fuel. The princess, she does not even noticing I am alive.

Rotor: Well, Sonic is a tough act to follow. You’d have to do somethin’ major to get Sally’s attention.

Antoine: For instance, like what?

Rotor: I dunno. Capture Robotnik and bring him back to Knothole? That would do it. I’ll see ya, Antoine.

Antoine: [thinking] Hmm, a brilliant idea. But how can I be to do this thing, ah? [gasp] A power ring!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Robotnik: The hedgehog did what?! You have failed me for the last time. Come here, Snively.

Snivley: We tried to stop him sir, but he destroyed the Shredder and..

Robotnik: Come here. How can a puny hedgehog destroy a two hundred and fifty ton machine?!

Snivley: Well, sir, he made it reverse direction and..

Robotnik: Shut up! I want that shredder rebuilt. The Great Forest must be destroyed, and every ounce of life force energy sucked out of it! Do you understand?

Snivley: Yes, sir.

[Scene Change: Power Ring Pool.]

Antoine: Oh, you must stay awake, Antoine! You.. you...[snores] [gasps] Sacre bleu!

[Antoine grabs the power ring from the pool]

Antoine: Voila! Now, Robotnik, all you are is mine!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Antoine: R-r-r-r-Robotnik? I have a pow- a power ring!

Snivley: Dr. Robotnik!

Robotnik: What is it, Snively?

Antoine: If you want the ring, please to meet me at the city limits in one hour.

Robotnik: Get his position!

Snivley: All security bots in sector seven report to quadrant three immediately.

Antoine: Ah-ah, no Swat-Bots. You must come alone. [gasps] Sacre bleu.

Snivley: Hover units report negative contact, sir.

Robotnik: I want that power ring. Ready my hovercraft!

Snivley: Yes, sir.

[Scene Change: Power Ring Pool.]

Sonic: Yo, Ant! It’s my watch! You can go get your ugly sleep! (laughs) Too cool, too cool. Where ya at, Ant? Under a rock, sheddin’ your skin?

[Sonic notices the stick from the pool and grabs it]

Sonic: Man, I think we’ve got an Ant problem.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis, City Limits.]

Robotnik: Do you have it?

Antoine: B-b-but of c-c-course.

Robotnik: Tell me, why do you betray your friends?

Antoine: T-take this and you will understand.

Robotnik: Aargh! You little fool.

Antoine: I am not a fuel. You are the fuel.

Robotnik: And what will you do with me?

Antoine: I bring you to the freedom fighters, where you will stand the trial for your terrible crimes. I will be a large hero, and win the hand of the princess.

Robotnik: A nice dream. But dreams are meant to be.. broken.

[Robotnik gets out of the hole with jet boots and fires a laser at Antoine]

Robotnik: Now give me the power ring, you pathetic little rodent. Now, I shall uncover its secret.

[Scene Change: Knothole.]

Sonic: Antoine’s history. I’ve looked everywhere.

Sally: Are you sure?

Sonic: Yep. I found this at the grotto. Looks like he used it to fish out a power ring.

Rotor: Uh oh.

Sally: What, Rotor?

Rotor: I think he might have gone after Robotnik.

Sonic: No way. That’s too stupid a move. Even for Antoine.

Rotor: Well, he wanted to impress Sally, and I said that if he captured Robotnik, well, that would impress her. I was only jokin’.

Sally: Sonic, he could be in danger!

Sonic: So?

Sally: So?! He would come after you, if you were in trouble! ..Okay, maybe not. But if Robotnik gets that power ring.

Sonic: Nah, it can’t do him any good. The power doesn’t last long and no one can use it ‘cept me.

Sally: Yes, but you know Robotnik. He could uncover its secret. Right?

Sonic: Yeah, you’re right, Sal.

Bunnie: But there won’t be another ring for 24 hours.

Sonic: Then I’ll have to take on Robuttnik without one.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Robotnik: Now we’ll see if this power ring will live up to its name. This radar tracks all moving objects. But the Sonic radar tracks only one kind: those travelling at supersonic speed.

[Antoine gasps]

Robotnik: Well, well, now who could that be? Adieu, hedgehog.

[Robotnik fires the Sonic Radar at Sonic]

Robotnik: Bingo.

Sonic: Oh man, what was that? Time to motor.

Robotnik: So, the hedgehog wants to play.

Sonic: How’s that metalhead trackin’ me? Time to crank it up.

[Sonic dashes out until he gets hit by the Sonic Radar once again]

Sonic: Man, I don’t get it. He knows exactly when I’m juicin’. I can’t use my speed.

Robotnik: Well, it seems that little Sonic is now just your average hedgehog. Dispatch a Swat-Bot team, and make sure he’s finished.

Snivley: Yes, sir.

Robotnik: Oh, and, uh, turn that one into a Worker-Bot.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis, City Limits.]

Swat-Bot: Subject in/near vicinity.

Sonic: [pant] This walkin’ stuff really draws major wind.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis, Prison.]

Antoine: No.. No!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Sonic: Huh? Yikes! Man, what is goin’ on?

[Sonic sees the ferry, picking up the rebuilt Shredder]

Sonic: No way. He fixed it.

Antoine: Ah, pardon. I-I-I would like the very much to be apologizing for any convenience I have caused you.

[Scene Change: Great Forest.]

Robotnik: In just a few hours, Snively. The Great Forest will no longer exist.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Antoine: Anyway, I am so sorry for distributing your busy schedule, and I promise it will never be to happen again. I also would like to be apologizing for..

Sonic: Yo, SWATheads! Lookin’ for me?

Antoine: Sonic! Robotnik is going to be destroying the Great Forest with his terrible Shredder machine!

Sonic: Yeah, I saw it! We gotta juice!

Antoine: I am thinking he is using the power ring to run it! I.. I’m sorry.

Sonic: It’s cool Ant. We’ll stop him. Wait a sec. Does he have some new machine that knows when I’m juicin’?

Antoine: Oui, Oui. You must not be running or he will fire on you.

Sonic: No choice Ant. Get a grip! Juice time!

[Scene Change: Great Forest.]

Robotnik: Ahh, the beginning of the end for the freedom fighters, Snively.

Snivley: Yes, sir.

Robotnik: The hedgehog. How does he do this?!

Snivley: He’s still coming, sir.

Robotnik: Switch to proton load! Let’s see how he handles this!

Sonic: Yikes!

Antoine: Sonic! The cannons!

Sonic: Got an idea. Hang tight, Ant!

Antoine: Sacre bleu!

Robotnik: That’s it, hedgehog. Just a little closer.

Sonic: Outta here!

Robotnik: I do not give up easily, hedgehog. Look around you.

Sonic: This is a stupid question, but.. Have any ideas, Ant?

Antoine: I-i-ideas?

Robotnik: You know, I have always wanted to roboticize you, hedgehog, but I’ve changed my mind. Laser rifle.

Antoine: Sonic, look.

Sonic: All right, Ant! Let’s juice! Oops, missed that one! Aww, nice try.

Robotnik: Hold still, you miserable rodent!

Sonic: Here I am! Nice shot, buttnik! Adios.

Antoine: Au revoir!

Robotnik: We will meet again, hedgehog. I promise.

[Scene Change: Knothole.]

Bunnie: It must a been just a horrible experience, facin’ that awful Robotnik.

Sonic: Yeah, it was, but..

Antoine: It was terrible! There I was, Robotnik on the one side of my side, ten thousands of Swat-Bots on the other.

Tails: Wow! Ten thousand?!

Antoine: Well, maybe perhaps five thousand if you were counting. Give or took.

Tails: Weren’t ya afraid?

Antoine: Moi? Afraid! [laughs] But of course not! I am never afraid. Anyway, I had nowhere else to go, ah, and had only my very naked hands as weapons. They are a scared of me, so I totaled them: You shall ever never take me alive! I knew I would have to fight them one at a time, and there I was alone, shaking, but only because it was cold. Apart from that, it was beautiful..

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