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This is a transcript of the Sonic Underground episode, "Healer".

[The Sonic Underground theme song plays]

Aleena (narrating): As the fight against Robotnik's tyranny continued, my children used their many skills and powers to further our cause.

Sonic: Move over! I can't see!

Sonia: Ouch! Your elbow's in my side.

Manic: Shhh! SWATbot comin'.

Sonic and Sonia: [gasps]

SWATbot: Worker!

Sonic: Yo, trouble! Get ready.

Manic: Yes, Guardian.

SWATbot: You overlooked that can.

Manic: Yes, Guardian.

Sonia: Blech!

Sonic: Thank you, Manic(!)

Manic: Hey, man! A bot's gotta do what a bot's gotta do.

Sonic: I'll get you for that!

Manic: Gimme a second, here. [fiddles a lockpick around in a socket] Now we'll see how well Cyrus's deactivation codes work. [taps in the correct code] Granted!

Sonic: Can we get outta here now?

Manic: Not yet. [wheels the cart a little further] Now!

Sonia: Who came up with this stupid janitor cart idea?

Sonic: Uh, that would be... you!

Sonia: Next time I come up with an idea like this, lock me up until it passes.

Manic: Uh, you guys wanna hurry it up?

Sonic: Robotnik's gonna freak if he finds out we're diverting his supply ships!

Sonia: If these things work the way Cyrus says they will, we're going to feed a lot of Freedom Fighters! Next ship, Manic!

Bartleby: What have we here? Oh goody, a holographic cube! Maybe it's an invitation! [places the cube in a hologram player] [gasps]

Titus (hologram): Greetings. I'm here to invite you to witness a miracle. My incredible invention which I simply call "The De-Roboticizer".

Bartleby: Good heavens! [the machine flashes brightly] Huh?

Titus (hologram): You may witness a live demonstration at Countess Katrina's estate.

Bartleby: Astounding!

Titus (hologram): You may witness a live demonstration at Countess Katrina's estate.

Dingo: A de-robotomatizer? Is that good?

Robotnik: Impossible!

Sleet: No, you melonhead! It is bad. Very bad!

Robotnik: Hmmm... a De-Roboticizer...

Sleet: I knew you would want to know about it.

Robotnik: Go to that demonstration and find out what's going on.

Sleet: Yes, sir! I will, sir!

Robotnik: Freeze frame! [the screen pauses] What's a Janitor Bot doing in the cargo ship hangar? Hmm, must be a malfunction. Check it out, Sleet!

Manic: Last one!

Sonic: Good! I'm about to pass out from these fumes.

Manic: Uh-oh, trouble! Sleet and Dingo at nine o'clock!

Sleet: Hey, you!

Manic: I'll handle this. Meet you back at the main air vent. [pushes the cart away and grabs Sleet] Yes, sir. Shall we dance?

Sleet: Hey! Release me, you stupid hunk of metal!

Dingo: [laughs]

Sonia: [gasps] Oh my gosh! Lady Windermere!

[Lady Winderemere walks past in the hall.]

Sonia: Oh, I miss her so much...

Sonic: She's one of them now, Sonia. You can't help her.

Sleet: Put me down, you bag of bolts! I'll convert you to a can opener!

Manic: Care to cut in?

Dingo: Er... okay!

Sleet: No, no, no, put me down!

Manic: I'm bushed!

Sonic: Yuck! It's for you, Sonia.

Bartleby: Sonia, too bad you're not there. I have great news for you! The days of the roboticizer are over!

Sonia: Ahh!

Sonia: Just think, if this works, we could help Lady Windermere!

Sonic: Yeah, well I'll believe it when I see it.

Sonia: What a good idea!

Bartleby: Allow me to introduce... Titus!

Sonic: Oh, yeah! That's what I call a scientist.

Sonia: Sonic Hedgehog, you behave yourself! [turns to Titus] Sorry. Very nice to meet you.

Titus: Oh, your life force is strong!

Manic: Oh, this oughta be good!

Titus: Princess Sonia... Bartleby has told me all about you. But he never told me you were so beautiful!

Sonic: Yeah, yeah, whatever! Look, guy. We wanna see the De-Roboticizer!

Titus: Oh, I'm afraid that's not possible.

Sonic: Why not?

Titus: I will demonstrate my De-Roboticizer at tonight's gathering. I'm afraid you'll have to wait until then.

Sonic: Why not sooner?

Sonia: Sonic, would you lighten up?

Titus: Quite all right. I think our skeptical friend will have his questions answered tonight.

Bartleby: Oh, Sonic, you will be there this evening?

Sonic: Wouldn't miss it! [catches Manic stealing artifacts] Put 'em back!

Manic: What? Okay...

Sonic: I'm waitiiing!

Bartleby: Good heavens! Is there a problem?

Sonic: Not anymore. Outta here!

Sonic: Cyrus, my main man! What's this?

Cyrus: Open it when you play. I think you'll like it. Everyone's been waiting.

Sonia: It's what we live for, Cyrus!

["We're The Sonic Underground" plays]

Cyrus: This abandoned skyscraper is directly in the path of Robotnik's cargo ships.

Sonic: Aw, you gotta love this stuff!

Cyrus: Every week we'll redirect the ships into this building, and unload a portion of the food and supplies. And if we're careful, Robotnik will never know we're plugging to his supply line!

Manic: So from now on, dinner's on Robotnik!

Cyrus: One thing, though. When the supply ships come through, we're gonna need a diversion.

Sonic: No problemo, Cy! Diversion's my middle name.

[crowd commotion]

Sleet: The hedgehogs! Well, this just gets better and better!

Dingo: Ooh, Sonia!

Sleet: Don't start!

Dingo: Er, what's this?

Sleet: Ever hear of the fly on the wall? Well, that's you!

Dingo: Hey!

Sleet: Get in there so I can hear what's going on.

Dingo: Errg, okay!

Titus: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight you will witness a revolution in technology.

Sonic: Yeah, sure(!)

Sonia: Shhh!

Dingo: Sonia!

Titus: My invention can de-roboticize those who have fallen under the evil influence of the dreaded Doctor Robotnik.

Sonic: [gasps]

[excited commotion and robotic growling]

Titus: In moments, he will return to his original state. Watch... and believe!

Sonic: Oh yeah, nice light show(!)

Sonia: Behave!

Bartleby: Really!

Sonic: Okay, really nice light show!

Titus: And now... behold!

[loud and amazed commotion]

Accomplice: Oh! I... I can't believe it! It's a miracle! Ahh... how can I ever thank you?

Titus: Go home to your family and spread the word.

Accomplice: Thank you, my friend! Thank you!

Bartleby: I'd say that went well. Wouldn't you?

Sonia: Sonic?

Sonic: I gotta see this thing for myself!

Sleet: This guy is too much! Dingo?

Dingo: Er, yeah?

Sleet: Get closer to the inventor.

Dingo: Okay! We're on our way.

Titus: I'm sorry, but that's private.

Sonic: What? Hey, I got a friend in the Resistance who'd love to see how this thing works!

Titus: Impossible. I've worked too hard on this technology to give it away.

Sonic: So just helpin' people doesn't do it for you, huh?

Manic: Sis, are you sure you wanna do this?

Sonia: Absolutely! I'm gonna rescue Lady Windermere whether Sonic likes it or not!

Sonia: Sonic, if this works, he deserves to make money!

Titus: You must understand. I use the money for research. Why, just recently I invented an enhancement to this machine.

Manic: Oh yeah? What's that?

Titus: I can now prevent robotization.

Robotnik: What is it?

Sleet: You should hear this, sir.

Sonic: I don't get it!

Titus: With a few small changes, this machine will protect you from ever being roboticized.

Sonia: Like an immunizer!

Robotnik: Immunizer? It can't be. Sleet! Order the attack!

Sleet: Oh yes, sir! My pleasure, sir!

SWATbot: Orders.

Sleet: Attack the mansion. Let no one escape!

SWATbot: Affirmative. Commencing attack.

[crowd yells and panics]

Sonia: Bartleby and Titus! Sonic!

Sonic: Gotcha covered!

Dingo: Sleet, they're getting away!

Sonic: How does that strike ya, bot-butts? [blows up a ship with his guitar] Clear! Let's haul some serious haunch!

Robotnik: G'oh! You let them all get away?! You incompetent!

Sleet: But sir, wait, listen! I can find them! Dingo is with them.

Robotnik: Bring me that inventor! AND THE HEDGEHOGS!

Sonic: This whole thing feels mondo ugly.

Manic: Looked pretty good to me, Sonic.

Sonic: Yeah, well, I wanna talk to that de-roboticized dude. How'd Titus hook up with him anyway? Oh, man! I hate havin' to think!

Manic: Do what you gotta do, but Sonia's bought into this big time!

Sonic: I know, so don't tell her!

Sonia: You'll be safe here.

Bartleby: That was terrifying!

Sonic: Hey, Bartlebutt, come on! I'll give you a lift home.

Sonia: Oh, good! Thanks, Sonic. Meet you back at the safe house.

Bartleby: By the way, please - don't go so fast this time!

Sonic: No problemo! We'll take it reeeeaaal slow... NOT!

Bartleby: Waaaaaaaah!

Manic: Yo, what's up, Sonia?

Sonia: Just a moment. Titus? I have some money stashed aside. Would you immunize me?

Manic: Sonia, are you sure about-

Sonia: Absolutely! I'm going to rescue Lady Windermere whether Sonic likes it or not!

Manic: Maybe we should talk about this first.

Sonia: This way, even if I'm captured, I can't be roboticized! Will you do it? Will ya?!

Titus: I just need a few hours to refit my machine.

Sonia: I'll get the money and be back.

Titus: [chuckles] A fool and their money. Well, better make the adjustments. Maybe blue light instead of the rainbow. [Dingo flies around him] Little pest! [tries to squish him] Nuh!

Dingo: [snarls]

Titus: [gasps]

Dingo: Er... that's not very nice!

Sleet: Hello. There's someone who wants to meet you!

Robotnik: A hoax. Just lights and smoke, no electronics at all!

Titus: Just as I told you, I'm sorry, I'll never-

Robotnik: Nothing to apologize for, my friend!

Sleet: Here it is, sir.

Titus: Fr-friend?

Robotnik: Oh, yes! And you'll remain my friend, if you co-operate.

Titus: I'll do anything!

Robotnik: Good! Because I think your immunizer would make a marvelous roboticizer, don't you? [laughs]

Accomplice: What's that?

Sonic: Yo, bud! Pull over!

Accomplice: And we were making a little money off the aristocracy. It's not like we're hurting anybody!

Sonic: Yeah, sure(!) [an alarm rings] Get that, but don't try anything!

Accomplice: Titus, what's up?

Titus: Ran into a little problem. Robotnik grabbed me.

Accomplice: What?!

Titus: It's okay. I made a deal. He's gonna let me off if I roboticize one of the hedgehogs. Soon as it's done, I'm gone.

Accomplice: Hey, wait a minute! Fleecin' the aristocrats for cash is one thing, but-

Titus: Just meet me in Tyran, like we planned.

Sonic: If anything happens to my family, I'll find you!

Manic: You sure you wanna do this?

Sonia: No doubts. Let's go!

Cyrus: Come in, hedgehogs! It's Cyrus!

Robotnik: As soon as she is roboticized, all units sweep in. I want the other hedgehogs!

Sonia: Can we get started?

Titus: Uh, yeah. Sure. Um, just stand right there.

Sonia: [groans]

Titus: I can't do it! No! [barges onto the machine] Uhh! Argh!

Sonic: Sonia!

Sonia: Over here!

Sonic: You okay?

Sonia: I'm fine, but-

Titus: Priority one: hedgehogs.

Manic and Sonia: [gasps]

Sonic: Huh?

Titus: Hedgehog alert. Hedgehog alert.

Sonic, Manic and Sonia: Huh?

Sonic: Robotnik trap! You up for a spin, Sonia?

Manic: You guys spin on the north side, I got the south.

Sonic: Deal!

Titus: Hedgehog.

Manic: Hey!

Sonic: Manic!

Titus: Priority one: Hedgehog.

Sonia: Hiiii-yah!

Manic: Thanks, Sonia.

Sonia: Let's get out of here!

Robotnik: NO! I hate those hedgehogs! HATE THEM!

Sonic: [yawns] What a workout last night!

Sonia: You're telling me? Uh, guys, I'm sorry about going overboard like that.

Manic: Hey, we all go off sometimes. Heck, Sonic lives there!

Sonic: Hey!

Cyrus: Hi, hedgehogs! Just wanted to say: great job last night!

Sonic and Sonia: Huh?

Sonic: How'd ya know?

Cyrus: Ha, are you kidding? It was a great diversion! We emptied the cargo ships without a hitch!

Sonia: Oh yeah! The diversion for the cargo ships...

Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [laughs]

[The credits roll]

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