Sonic News Network

Know something we don't about Sonic? Don't hesitate in signing up today! It's fast, free, and easy, and you will get a wealth of new abilities, and it also hides your IP address from public view. We are in need of content, and everyone has something to contribute!

If you have an account, please log in.


Sonic News Network
Sonic News Network
Main page GalleryTranscript

<< Previous episode

Sonic Underground
Healer (transcript)

Next episode >>

This is a transcript of the Sonic Underground episode, "Healer".

[The Sonic Underground theme song plays]
Aleena (narrating): As the fight against Robotnik's tyranny continued, my children used their many skills and powers to further our cause.
Sonic: Move over! I can't see!
Sonia: Ouch! Your elbow's in my side.
Manic: Shhh! SWATbot comin'.
Sonic and Sonia: [gasps]
SWATbot: Worker!
Sonic: Yo, trouble! Get ready.
Manic: Yes, Guardian.
SWATbot: You overlooked that can.
Manic: Yes, Guardian.
Sonia: Blech!
Sonic: Thank you, Manic(!)
Manic: Hey, man! A bot's gotta do what a bot's gotta do.
Sonic: I'll get you for that!
Manic: Gimme a second, here. [fiddles a lockpick around in a socket] Now we'll see how well Cyrus's deactivation codes work. [taps in the correct code] Granted!
Sonic: Can we get outta here now?
Manic: Not yet. [wheels the cart a little further] Now!
Sonia: Who came up with this stupid janitor cart idea?
Sonic: Uh, that would be... you!
Sonia: Next time I come up with an idea like this, lock me up until it passes.
Manic: Uh, you guys wanna hurry it up?
Sonic: Robotnik's gonna freak if he finds out we're diverting his supply ships!
Sonia: If these things work the way Cyrus says they will, we're going to feed a lot of Freedom Fighters! Next ship, Manic!
Bartleby: What have we here? Oh goody, a holographic cube! Maybe it's an invitation! [places the cube in a hologram player] [gasps]
Titus (hologram): Greetings. I'm here to invite you to witness a miracle. My incredible invention which I simply call "The De-Roboticizer".
Bartleby: Good heavens! [the machine flashes brightly] Huh?
Titus (hologram): You may witness a live demonstration at Countess Katrina's estate.
Bartleby: Astounding!
Titus (hologram): You may witness a live demonstration at Countess Katrina's estate.
Dingo: A de-robotomatizer? Is that good?
Robotnik: Impossible!
Sleet: No, you melonhead! It is bad. Very bad!
Robotnik: Hmmm... a De-Roboticizer...
Sleet: I knew you would want to know about it.
Robotnik: Go to that demonstration and find out what's going on.
Sleet: Yes, sir! I will, sir!
Robotnik: Freeze frame! [the screen pauses] What's a Janitor Bot doing in the cargo ship hangar? Hmm, must be a malfunction. Check it out, Sleet!
Manic: Last one!
Sonic: Good! I'm about to pass out from these fumes.
Manic: Uh-oh, trouble! Sleet and Dingo at nine o'clock!
Sleet: Hey, you!
Manic: I'll handle this. Meet you back at the main air vent. [pushes the cart away and grabs Sleet] Yes, sir. Shall we dance?
Sleet: Hey! Release me, you stupid hunk of metal!
Dingo: [laughs]
Sonia: [gasps] Oh my gosh! Lady Windermere!
[Lady Winderemere walks past in the hall.]
Sonia: Oh, I miss her so much...
Sonic: She's one of them now, Sonia. You can't help her.
Sleet: Put me down, you bag of bolts! I'll convert you to a can opener!
Manic: Care to cut in?
Dingo: Er... okay!
Sleet: No, no, no, put me down!
Manic: I'm bushed!
Sonic: Yuck! It's for you, Sonia.
Bartleby: Sonia, too bad you're not there. I have great news for you! The days of the roboticizer are over!
Sonia: Ahh!
Sonia: Just think, if this works, we could help Lady Windermere!
Sonic: Yeah, well I'll believe it when I see it.
Sonia: What a good idea!
Bartleby: Allow me to introduce... Titus!
Sonic: Oh, yeah! That's what I call a scientist.
Sonia: Sonic Hedgehog, you behave yourself! [turns to Titus] Sorry. Very nice to meet you.
Titus: Oh, your life force is strong!
Manic: Oh, this oughta be good!
Titus: Princess Sonia... Bartleby has told me all about you. But he never told me you were so beautiful!
Sonic: Yeah, yeah, whatever! Look, guy. We wanna see the De-Roboticizer!
Titus: Oh, I'm afraid that's not possible.
Sonic: Why not?
Titus: I will demonstrate my De-Roboticizer at tonight's gathering. I'm afraid you'll have to wait until then.
Sonic: Why not sooner?
Sonia: Sonic, would you lighten up?
Titus: Quite all right. I think our skeptical friend will have his questions answered tonight.
Bartleby: Oh, Sonic, you will be there this evening?
Sonic: Wouldn't miss it! [catches Manic stealing artifacts] Put 'em back!
Manic: What? Okay...
Sonic: I'm waitiiing!
Bartleby: Good heavens! Is there a problem?
Sonic: Not anymore. Outta here!
Sonic: Cyrus, my main man! What's this?
Cyrus: Open it when you play. I think you'll like it. Everyone's been waiting.
Sonia: It's what we live for, Cyrus!
["We're The Sonic Underground" plays]
Cyrus: This abandoned skyscraper is directly in the path of Robotnik's cargo ships.
Sonic: Aw, you gotta love this stuff!
Cyrus: Every week we'll redirect the ships into this building, and unload a portion of the food and supplies. And if we're careful, Robotnik will never know we're plugging to his supply line!
Manic: So from now on, dinner's on Robotnik!
Cyrus: One thing, though. When the supply ships come through, we're gonna need a diversion.
Sonic: No problemo, Cy! Diversion's my middle name.
[crowd commotion]
Sleet: The hedgehogs! Well, this just gets better and better!
Dingo: Ooh, Sonia!
Sleet: Don't start!
Dingo: Er, what's this?
Sleet: Ever hear of the fly on the wall? Well, that's you!
Dingo: Hey!
Sleet: Get in there so I can hear what's going on.
Dingo: Errg, okay!
Titus: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight you will witness a revolution in technology.
Sonic: Yeah, sure(!)
Sonia: Shhh!
Dingo: Sonia!
Titus: My invention can de-roboticize those who have fallen under the evil influence of the dreaded Doctor Robotnik.
Sonic: [gasps]
[excited commotion and robotic growling]
Titus: In moments, he will return to his original state. Watch... and believe!
Sonic: Oh yeah, nice light show(!)
Sonia: Behave!
Bartleby: Really!
Sonic: Okay, really nice light show!
Titus: And now... behold!
[loud and amazed commotion]
Accomplice: Oh! I... I can't believe it! It's a miracle! Ahh... how can I ever thank you?
Titus: Go home to your family and spread the word.
Accomplice: Thank you, my friend! Thank you!
Bartleby: I'd say that went well. Wouldn't you?
Sonia: Sonic?
Sonic: I gotta see this thing for myself!
Sleet: This guy is too much! Dingo?
Dingo: Er, yeah?
Sleet: Get closer to the inventor.
Dingo: Okay! We're on our way.
Titus: I'm sorry, but that's private.
Sonic: What? Hey, I got a friend in the Resistance who'd love to see how this thing works!
Titus: Impossible. I've worked too hard on this technology to give it away.
Sonic: So just helpin' people doesn't do it for you, huh?
Manic: Sis, are you sure you wanna do this?
Sonia: Absolutely! I'm gonna rescue Lady Windermere whether Sonic likes it or not!
Sonia: Sonic, if this works, he deserves to make money!
Titus: You must understand. I use the money for research. Why, just recently I invented an enhancement to this machine.
Manic: Oh yeah? What's that?
Titus: I can now prevent robotization.
Robotnik: What is it?
Sleet: You should hear this, sir.
Sonic: I don't get it!
Titus: With a few small changes, this machine will protect you from ever being roboticized.
Sonia: Like an immunizer!
Robotnik: Immunizer? It can't be. Sleet! Order the attack!
Sleet: Oh yes, sir! My pleasure, sir!
SWATbot: Orders.
Sleet: Attack the mansion. Let no one escape!
SWATbot: Affirmative. Commencing attack.
[crowd yells and panics]
Sonia: Bartleby and Titus! Sonic!
Sonic: Gotcha covered!
Dingo: Sleet, they're getting away!
Sonic: How does that strike ya, bot-butts? [blows up a ship with his guitar] Clear! Let's haul some serious haunch!
Robotnik: G'oh! You let them all get away?! You incompetent!
Sleet: But sir, wait, listen! I can find them! Dingo is with them.
Robotnik: Bring me that inventor! AND THE HEDGEHOGS!
Sonic: This whole thing feels mondo ugly.
Manic: Looked pretty good to me, Sonic.
Sonic: Yeah, well, I wanna talk to that de-roboticized dude. How'd Titus hook up with him anyway? Oh, man! I hate havin' to think!
Manic: Do what you gotta do, but Sonia's bought into this big time!
Sonic: I know, so don't tell her!
Sonia: You'll be safe here.
Bartleby: That was terrifying!
Sonic: Hey, Bartlebutt, come on! I'll give you a lift home.
Sonia: Oh, good! Thanks, Sonic. Meet you back at the safe house.
Bartleby: By the way, please - don't go so fast this time!
Sonic: No problemo! We'll take it reeeeaaal slow... NOT!
Bartleby: Waaaaaaaah!
Manic: Yo, what's up, Sonia?
Sonia: Just a moment. Titus? I have some money stashed aside. Would you immunize me?
Manic: Sonia, are you sure about-
Sonia: Absolutely! I'm going to rescue Lady Windermere whether Sonic likes it or not!
Manic: Maybe we should talk about this first.
Sonia: This way, even if I'm captured, I can't be roboticized! Will you do it? Will ya?!
Titus: I just need a few hours to refit my machine.
Sonia: I'll get the money and be back.
Titus: [chuckles] A fool and their money. Well, better make the adjustments. Maybe blue light instead of the rainbow. [Dingo flies around him] Little pest! [tries to squish him] Nuh!
Dingo: [snarls]
Titus: [gasps]
Dingo: Er... that's not very nice!
Sleet: Hello. There's someone who wants to meet you!
Robotnik: A hoax. Just lights and smoke, no electronics at all!
Titus: Just as I told you, I'm sorry, I'll never-
Robotnik: Nothing to apologize for, my friend!
Sleet: Here it is, sir.
Titus: Fr-friend?
Robotnik: Oh, yes! And you'll remain my friend, if you co-operate.
Titus: I'll do anything!
Robotnik: Good! Because I think your immunizer would make a marvelous roboticizer, don't you? [laughs]
Accomplice: What's that?
Sonic: Yo, bud! Pull over!
Accomplice: And we were making a little money off the aristocracy. It's not like we're hurting anybody!
Sonic: Yeah, sure(!) [an alarm rings] Get that, but don't try anything!
Accomplice: Titus, what's up?
Titus: Ran into a little problem. Robotnik grabbed me.
Accomplice: What?!
Titus: It's okay. I made a deal. He's gonna let me off if I roboticize one of the hedgehogs. Soon as it's done, I'm gone.
Accomplice: Hey, wait a minute! Fleecin' the aristocrats for cash is one thing, but-
Titus: Just meet me in Tyran, like we planned.
Sonic: If anything happens to my family, I'll find you!
Manic: You sure you wanna do this?
Sonia: No doubts. Let's go!
Cyrus: Come in, hedgehogs! It's Cyrus!
Robotnik: As soon as she is roboticized, all units sweep in. I want the other hedgehogs!
Sonia: Can we get started?
Titus: Uh, yeah. Sure. Um, just stand right there.
Sonia: [groans]
Titus: I can't do it! No! [barges onto the machine] Uhh! Argh!
Sonic: Sonia!
Sonia: Over here!
Sonic: You okay?
Sonia: I'm fine, but-
Titus: Priority one: hedgehogs.
Manic and Sonia: [gasps]
Sonic: Huh?
Titus: Hedgehog alert. Hedgehog alert.
Sonic, Manic and Sonia: Huh?
Sonic: Robotnik trap! You up for a spin, Sonia?
Manic: You guys spin on the north side, I got the south.
Sonic: Deal!
Titus: Hedgehog.
Manic: Hey!
Sonic: Manic!
Titus: Priority one: Hedgehog.
Sonia: Hiiii-yah!
Manic: Thanks, Sonia.
Sonia: Let's get out of here!
Robotnik: NO! I hate those hedgehogs! HATE THEM!
Sonic: [yawns] What a workout last night!
Sonia: You're telling me? Uh, guys, I'm sorry about going overboard like that.
Manic: Hey, we all go off sometimes. Heck, Sonic lives there!
Sonic: Hey!
Cyrus: Hi, hedgehogs! Just wanted to say: great job last night!
Sonic and Sonia: Huh?
Sonic: How'd ya know?
Cyrus: Ha, are you kidding? It was a great diversion! We emptied the cargo ships without a hitch!
Sonia: Oh yeah! The diversion for the cargo ships...
Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [laughs]
[The credits roll]