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This is a transcript of the Sonic Underground episode, "Haircraft in Space".

[The Sonic Underground theme song plays]

Aleena (narrating): Sometimes, the struggle of a Freedom Fighter wears on the spirit. But as Sonia would soon learn, relaxing one's guard for even a second leaves room for unscrupulous attack.

Doo Bot: Perminator Salon, where our slogan is "Hair-sta la vista, baby!" Doo Bot speakin'. [chattering on the phone] Oh dear, now that is an emergency! Well you just get your frizzy little self down here! [hangs up and wheels over to a customer] Welp, guess who tried to do her own hair again. Tried it and fried it!

Customer: That's so typical. I told her not to trust anybody but you!

Doo Bot: Really? [turns hypnotic] What else didn't you tell her?

Customer: That I think Doctor Robotnik is a ridiculous... conceited... buffoon.

Doo Bot: You don't say! [returns to normal] Okay sweetie, that's it! You're done.

Customer: Ooh, perfect as usual! No wonder you're the hottest hairdresser in Robotropolis!

Doo Bot: Oh! Oh, I-I didn't see you there. [Sleet and Dingo gang up on her] [gasps] Sorry, b-but this area isn't for customers!

Dingo: [growls]

Doo Bot: Heeelp! Police! Masher! Look into now...!

Sleet: Finally!

Computer: Security system disabled.

Sleet: Give me a blank tape. [inserts the tape and reboots Doo Bot] Okay, let's get out of here!

Doo Bot: Who's neeext?

Manic: Oh, man, that was the coolest last night! Oh, the Prince of Dorkness sure got his, didn't he?

Sonic: Yep! He's gonna have to find some place else to build his bots now.

Sonia: I cannot believe how primitive my life has become. [Manic's drumsticks keep tapping] Oh, Manic, would you keep it down?!

Manic: Sure!

Sonia: Urrrrgh!

Manic: Man, everybody's a critic.

Sonic: Hey, nice do, sis! You look like a... recycle bin.

Sonia: Sonic Hedgehog, you left an open can of soda in the living room!

Sonic: Thanks, sis! So that's where I left it.

Sonia: "Thanks, sis?!" I just poured it all over my head! Now I have to shampoo my hair again!

Sonic: Hey, take a chill pill, sis. You used up all my soda and I'm not mad.

Sonia: Arrrgh!

Sonia: Manic, have you seen my hairdryer?

Manic: What? I can't hear you over that hairdryer!

Sonia: [gasps]

Sonic: Want a chili dog?

Sonia: SONIC!

Sonic: Yeah, I know, it's taking too long! I'll turn it up to high!

Sonia: No! It's gonna short!

Sonic: [gasps]

Sonic and Sonia: Ahh! Ugh!

Sonic: Well, I guess I'm not hungry after all. [chuckles]

Sonia: Sonic Hedgehog, you are so in trouble!

Manic: [gasps] Uh-oh, royal mad at six o'clock!

Sonia: Huh? [picks up a salon magazine] Oh, I deserve this. I so deserve this!

Sonia: [sighs]

Doo Bot: Isn't that the new Tex-Mex mousse? Ooh, a little sticky, huh...

Sonia: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Doo Bot: Don't you worry, honey. A little aromatherapy'll take care of all your worries! Do you want a "aura massage"?

Sonia: I want the works!

Doo Bot: Ah, sweetie, you are stressed! Why don't you tell Doo Bot all about it? [turns hypnotic] Just tell me all about it!

Sonia: Well, our last mission was just really hard, and the new rebel base is so cramped and dirty.

Doo Bot: Rebel base?

Sonia: Yeah... The command center is located right under Robotnik's backyard.

Customer (tape recording): Every time Robotnik says "excellent", I can hardly keep from laughing. I think it's the only superlative he knows! [sniggers]

Robotnik: Well it's a good thing I made that Doo Bot to keep tabs on my allies. Anyone who speaks against me will be immediately roboticized! And pick up that next tape! From the Doo Bot!

Sleet: It'll be a pleasure, sir.

Robotnik: Exce- [clears throat] Um... good.

Sonia: Oh, it's exquisite! You're a life saver. A life saver! [Sleet walks in] [gasps]

[customers panic in fright]

Sonia: Sleet and Dingo?!

Sleet: Hedgehog! [Sonia tries to escape] Get her...!

Dingo: Sonia...

Sleet: Get that Doo Bot!

Dingo: Raargh!

Sonia: [gasps] Urrgh! [strains] [pushes a cabinet down] Hiiiiii-yah!

Dingo: Ugh! [groans] [Doo Bot launches him into the ceiling] Whoaaa! Oof!

Sonia: What did he want with you?

Dingo: Ah, I have no idea, sweetie. Emergency facial, perhaps?

Sonia: Ahh!

Sleet: Not so fast, hedgehog!

Sonia: Heeeeeee-yah!

Sleet: Eaaahhh... [looks up] Huh?! [gets covered in hair mousse] What's this? Whoa!

Sonia: [laughs] The Doo Bot. I lost her! [looks around] The Doo Bot's gone!

Bartleby: Sonia, thanks for coming. You've got to see this!

Sleet: Anyone who knows the Doo Bot's location, contact Doctor Robotnik immediately. This robot is considered dangerous and very crafty!

Dingo: Yeah, she got away before we could even get the tape out of her!

Sleet: Quiet!

Bartleby: I think Robotnik's been using the Doo Bot to tape our conversations!

Sonia: What? Why?

Bartleby: There's something about that Doo Bot. Something that makes me talk more. About Robotnik! Very odd...

Sonia: Now that you mention it, that Doo Bot was doing something strange...

Bartleby: Sonia, people are disappearing. And I saw the Doo Bot today and I dumped on Robotnik like mad! I'm sure he'll think I'm a traitor!

Sonia: Yeah... Hmm, what did I say? Chili, shampoo, massage, hm... [gasps] Oh no! Cramped dirty secret rebel base! I can't believe I said that!

Bartleby: Can you find the Doo Bot before Robotnik gets it?

Sonia: Oh, I have to! If Sonic and Manic find out what I gave away, they'll never forgive me for putting Freedom Fighters!

Sonia: So that's it. The Doo Bot's out there and nobody knows where!

Sonic: Bummer(!)

Sonia: Listen guys, Bartleby needs our help!

Sonic: Look Sonia, I know those aristo-butts are close friends of yours...

Manic: But they're gettin' what they deserve. And gossip always comes back to bite ya, just like the song says!

Sonic: What song?

Manic: The one I'm makin' up, dude!

["Don't Be A Backstabber" plays]

Sonia: Well, I've gotta help him!

Sonic: Hey, if it's that important to you sis, we're there.

Sonia: [sighs] [the door alarm rings] Huh? Are you expecting anyone?

Manic: Not us!

Sonia: Oh my gosh!

Doo Bot: Oh, it's you! Thank goodness. It's so nice to be here, safe at last! They were chasing me, can you imagine that? And then I was wandering around the city, when I thought I smelled a familiar cream rinse. The nose knows, you know?

Manic: [giggles]

Doo Bot: Can you help me find out why they were chasing me, huh, huh, HUH?! Ohhh, my! What a nice place you have here!

Manic: [giggles] Huh?

Doo Bot: Who is this handsome young frog?

Manic: I'm, uh... Manic!

Doo Bot: What's your story, morning glory?

Manic: I'm Sonia's brother, son of Queen Aleena.

Sonic: Huh?

Manic: Separated at birth, we-

Sonic: Hey, what's with you, bro? [shakes Manic] Sorry, he gets dropped on his head a lot. Name's Sonic.

Doo Bot: The famous Sonic! I've heard so much about you. [turns hypnotic] But I'm sure you could tell me more...

Sonia: Huh? [gasps]

Sonic: Well, er, I'm really fast and I know I'm impatient.

Sonia: Isn't this interesting...?

Sonic: I'm known for my speed... huh?

Sonia: Mobius to Sonic!

Sonic: Hey, what's happenin', sis?

Sonia: She hypnotises people! Well you know, if we're going to help you, we need to check something out.

Sonic and Manic: Huh?

Sonia: How do you like that? A tape player!

Doo Bot: Didn't know I had it in me! [laughs squeakily]

Sonia: [strains] This thing's in here tight!

Manic: Let me! [gets shocked by Doo Bot's chest] Ooh! Whoa, oh! [hits the wall] Oof!

Sonic: Nice do!

Doo Bot: Don't worry, honey. I can fix that!

Sonia: You know, Bartleby knows a bot expert. Maybe he could get that tape out!

Sonic: Done, sis! We'll jam as soon as it's dark.

Sonia: Great!

Sonic: Is that bot strange, or what?

Manic: Yep, it wouldn't break my heart if Buttnik got her back.

Sonic: Hey, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Manic: Let the Doo Bot slip to Robotnik? Yo, what about Bartleby?

Sonic: Shhh... he'll be fine! Buttnik's not gonna roboticize his bread and butter! So... deal? [Manic slaps his hand in agreement] While we're out tonight, that bot gets the boot!

Sonia: Strange... we've never come here before! I'll wash the windshield.

Sonic: Cool! [watches a scanner robot] Told ya! Always surveillance bots around here.

Doo Bot: Are we there yet?

Robotnik: Excellent- um... very, very good! The Doo Bot is with the hedgehogs. Deploy more surveillance bots, then follow them! I want that bot!

Doo Bot: We're here? Oh, finally! I got such a cramp in my gears.

Manic: Okay, where are they?

Sonic: No clue. I think here Robotnik's guys would've jumped us way before this!

Bartleby: Sonic! Sonia! That you?

Sonia: Guys, guys!

Manic: [gasps]

Sonia: Bot attack!

Sonic: Remember: make it look good! [tries shooting the ships] Huh?

Sonia: Where'd they go?

Doo Bot: Aaaaaahhh! [a flying SWATbot grabs her] Let me go, you big oaf! Aaaahh! Aaaaahh!

Sonic: Mission accomplished, my man!

Sonia: Oh, we're too late!

Sonic: Aw, too bad! They got the Doo Bot! [sees Sleet's ship] Wuh-oh. Not good. Look!

Sleet: You, my friend, have a date with Robotnik!

Sonia: Nooo!

Sonic: No way, they can't be serious!

Manic: Aw, man! We should've never tipped them off... whoops.

Sonia: You what?! [Sonic and Manic cast a forlorn look] No, it's my fault. I should've leveled with you. There's more than gossip on that Doo Bot's tape. When I was at the salon, I blabbed the location of the new secret base.

Sonic and Manic: No, what?!

Sonic: It's okay, sis. But you shoulda told us.

Sonia: Oh, I'm sorry! But what do we do now?

Sonic: What else? The traditional doin' it to it! Hang on!

Sonic: Who wants what?

Sonia: I got Bartleby.

Sonic: Then we got the Doo Bot. Let's break!

Bartleby: Don't worry, all. If there's one thing you can count on, it's... [Sonia breaks into the cell through a vent] my Sonia!

SWATbot: Dead vent to the control room.

Sonia: Let's go!

Doo Bot: OW! Watch it, pal!

Sleet: Hurry up! Robotnik will be here any minute. [takes the tape from Dingo] However, it wouldn't hurt to give it a preview...

Dingo: UGH!

Sonic: Thanks!

Sleet: Oh no, you don't. I need that!

Manic: Gah!

Sonic: Whoaaa, goin' down! [hits the ground] Ugh!

Sleet: Not this time, hedgehog!

Manic: Comin' through!

Sleet: Oof... ugh! [Doo Bot runs over his fingers] Yowww!

Sonic: Let's juice and jam!

Robotnik: Now you're mine, hedgehogs!

Sonic: You know, a plan would really shake a spot just now.

Robotnik: D'oh! Oh... yaaahh!

Doo Bot: [blows] Just like using a blow dryer!

Sonic and Manic: [laughs]

Doo Bot: You've got the tape... [sniffs] get outta here...

Sonic: We're not leaving you behind! Let's go!

Doo Bot: You're... you're takin' me with you? I, I-I'm speechless!

Manic: Whoa, that's an opposite!

Sonia: Hey, when did she go military?

Sonic: Cool, huh?

Doo Bot: [blows]

Sonic: You're all right, Doo Bot.

Sonia: We thought you might want to dispose of this.

Bartleby: Thanks. [throws the tape on the fire] But I've got to get out of here. Robotnik still knows what we think of him.

Sonia: Well, we have a plan!

Sleet: Hey, there it is! Let's get it aboard!

Sleet: We found her sir, but... they removed the tape.

Robotnik: You rebellious hunk of junk! What do you have to say for yourself?

Doo Bot: You will remember nothing about the tape you could, or anything that happened today.

Robotnik, Sleet and Dingo: We will remember nothing. We will remember nothing.

Sonic: Sweet!

Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [laughs]

[The credits roll]

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