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This is a transcript of the Sonic Underground episode, "Getting to Know You".

[The Sonic Underground theme song plays]

Aleena (narrating): Now that Robotnik had identified my children, he would not rest until he found them.

Robotnik: Find those hedgehogs, or you'll get to inspect my prison personally!

Sleet: Three little hedgehogs? I still don't understand, sir. What harm could they possibly-

Robotnik: Queen Aleena's brats could destroy everything! Find them!

Sleet: Yes, your Grace. Leave it to us, sir! [Dingo stares at Sonia's face] What are you doing, you oaf?

Dingo: She's pretty!

Sleet: And you're ugly. Now let's get to work.

Sonia: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Sonic and Manic: Huh?

Sonia: Oh, get it away from me!

Sonic: What, what is it?

Sonia: Under the bed! Get it out! Get it out!

Manic: Get what?

Sonic: A mouse? Every force in Robotropolis is on our butts, and you're wiggin' out over a mouse?

Sonic and Manic: We're in trouble.

Sonia: Wait! Oh, where's the maid? I'd like my breakfast now.

Sonic and Manic: Definitely trouble.

Sleet: Ooh, we've got him now!

Dingo: So now do we call Robotnik?

Sleet: To catch three little hedgehogs?

Sonia: North through the Marsh of Melador and into the Badlands. Oh, gross!

Sonic: So where do we wind up?

Sonia: Right here in Waslaw.

Sonic: Well wherever it is, we gotta get outta here, and fast!

Manic: Ugh!

Sonia: Now? But I can't leave! Not without my matched luggage and some new clothes and-

Sonic: Sorry, this is what you get!

Sonia: Does it come in purple?

Manic: Hey man, why the speed?

Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [gasps]

Swatbot: Priority one: hedgehogs.

Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [gasps]

Sonia: Aaaahhh!

Sonic: Get in the basement, middle of hall! I'll hold him off. [the Swatbot smacks him away] Whooooaaa! [hits the wall] Oof! Phew, this is not a good start!

Manic: You go ahead. I'll get the bot's attention. [confronts the Swatbot] Hey, bolthead! [gets grabbed] [gulps] Aaahh!

Sonic: Oh, nice diversion, bro!

Manic: [strains]

Sleet: This is taking too long. Go in and help the metalhead! Go!

Dingo: Y-you mean through the door there?

Sleet: No, through the wall, genius(!)

Dingo: Okie-dokie!

Sonia: Ahhh!

Dingo: [growls] [chuckles]

Manic: [strains]

Sonic: Not so fast, not so fast, metal-mouth!

Manic: [strains]

Sonic: Whoa, Manic, control panel in arm! Shut it off!

Manic: [strains] Come on, come on! [frees his arm] There!

Sonic: Ahhhhh.... [the Swatbot's head stops spinning] ohhhh... Huh?

Manic: Phew! Thanks, dude!

Sonic: No problemo! Let's grab Sonia and blast outta here!

Sonia: Oh, I'd love to go with you and visit Doctor Robotnik! Would you be a sweetheart and get my coat for me?

Dingo: Oh yeah, sure, sure!

Sonia: It's right in there.

Dingo: Whoooaaa! [falls down the stairs] Oof! Ooh!

Sonic: Sonia, you okay?

Sonia: Not just okay! Thanks to me, a bad guy's out of commission. Down there. Isn't that great?

Sonic: Well that was our escape route!

Sonia: Oh.

Sonic: But luckily, the bad guys gave us another one. [gasps]

Sleet: Which, unfortunately, you won't be able to use! Move back. Move back, please. I'm afraid you will have to come along with me. [the door opens on him] Oof!

Dingo: I couldn't find your coat, Sonia. [sees the hedgehogs] Huh?!

Sonic: Time for Plan B!

Manic: What's that?

Sonic: Same as Plan A. The basement!

Dingo: [growls] Bye, Sonia...

Sonia: I am never stepping foot in a sewer again! It's dirty, it's smelly, and it's disgusting!

Manic: Hey, that's my home you're talkin' about, princess!

Sonic: Oh sorry, your ladyship. Next time we'll get you a carriage. Now where's the scroll?

Sonia: You... actually live... in a sewer?

Sonic: I'm waitiiing!

Manic: Yeah, so?

Sonia: It's just that it's so yucky!

Sonic: [clears throat] The scroll?

Manic: Problem - it got torched. What's left is back at the safe house.

Sonic: Well then we've gotta go back!

Sonia: No we don't! [Sonic pulls her into the sewage] Hey! Hey, let me go! [strains]

Sonic: Sorry, we gotta have the scroll!

Manic: What's the matter? Is the Duchess afraid to get her feet dirty?

Sonia: If you would let me finish! We've got the scroll. Right here!

Sonic: Huh?

Sonia: I have a photographic memory.

Sonic: Photographic memory?

Manic: Ooooh!

Sonia: Oh, give me a break!

Sonic and Manic: CHEESE!

Manic: [laughs]

Sleet: The... the hedgehogs got away, sir.

Robotnik: You call yourselves bounty hunters?! You couldn't catch fish in a bowl!

Dingo: Aw, I think we could, if the bowl was- [Sleet hits him] Oof! [growls]

Sleet: Um, sir, we found this.

Robotnik: What is it?

Sleet: A map, sir. I think I know where they're going.

Manic: [gasps] Yo, what was that?

Sonic: It's a bird. Just like the bird yesterday, and the bird the day before! Sheesh!

Manic: Hey, I'm a city boy, okay?

Sonia: More bread? How gourmet(!) So what did you do in the city, Manic?

Manic: I was, uh, in the family business. We, uh... moved things!

Sonia: Like, import/export?

Sonic: No!

Manic: [gasps]

Sonic: Like a thief!

Sonia: [gasps] A thief! Oh...

Manic: How'd you know?

Sonic: Resistance! We gotta know about everybody.

Manic: [chuckles] Hey, don't worry, princess! I don't steal from family.

Sonia: Oh, I-I-I-I didn't mean-

Sonic: We were all born with silver spoons in our mouths, Sonia. You just got to keep yours.

Manic: Yeah, I had to steal mine!

Sonic and Manic: [laughs]

Sonic: Come on, guys. We've got a long way to go.

Manic: Huh?

Gondarr: Not all that far!

Sonic: Huh? Wh-who are you?

Gondarr: I am Gondarr, sent by the Oracle of Delphius. I am here to train you!

Sonic: Whoa, that's perfect, 'cos we're here to be trained!

Gondarr: [laughs heartily]

Gondarr: Left! Right! Left! Right!

Sonia: [sighs] Couldn't training start at a more reasonable hour?

Manic: You got that right. I'm used to comin' home around now.

Gondarr: Here you will develop your natural abilities and find talents hidden within you.

Sonic: Could you get this show on the road while I'm still young?

Sonia: Wow! Wouldn't it be ironic if your hidden talent was patience?

Sonic: What makes you say that?

Sonic and Sonia: Huh?

Gondarr: I think NOW is a good time to start.

Gondarr: Once more, Sonic. [Sonic spins around] Focus. Concentrate. Now, a little faster. Good, good! Now, faster! Balance, Sonic, balance.

Sonic: I'm tryin', I'm tryin'! Whoa! [crashes] Oof! Heh.

Gondarr: You see how important it is to keep your balance, Sonia?

Sonia: Absolutely! Otherwise you get really dirty. Ugh!

Gondarr: Ah, yes. Well, let's get started. First: speed. Sonic! See the tallest tree on the mountain over there?

Sonic: Yeah, and...?

Gondarr: Go to that tree. When I drop this rock, catch it before it hits the ground.

Sonic: No problemo! [runs to the tree] Ready! [zooms into another tree] Ugh! Next time, I'll get it next time...

Sonic and Sonia: Whoa!

Sonic: Oof! Huh?

Sonia: Whoa, oof!

Manic: Ugh! [drumstick hits him] Egh! Huh?

Gondarr: Oh, boy...

Sonia: Hi-yah! Hiii-yah! Heeeee-yah!

Manic: Happenin'!

Sonia: Yes! [giggles]

Sonic: Go, sis!

Manic: Well done!

Robotnik: If this location is anywhere on the planet, it will show up here. [the location is found] Excellent! Let's see what kind of bounty hunters you really are. Take my command ship and a full detachment. Get me those hedgehogs!

Gondarr: Now you, Sonia.

Sonia: Back in a few!

Gondarr: Manic.

Manic: I've been thinking maybe they could do better without me. I mean my talents just... don't exactly measure up.

Gondarr: Leaving would be a mistake, young friend. Soon you will find a talent that has been hidden. Use it to help your cause.

Manic: Really? What is it?

Gondarr: When the time comes, you will know.

Sonic: So, what now, Gondarr?

Sonia: More Super Spins?

Gondarr: No, your time here is over. Now I send you to your next teacher in Tralacet - the land of the clouds!

Sonic: Who?

Sonia: Where?

Manic: When?

Gondarr: Shh!

Sonic: I don't hear anything.

Gondarr: Ships, approaching fast!

Swatbot: Approaching destination, ETA 1 minute.

Sleet: Say goodbye, hedgehog brats. You're about to take a one-way ride on the Sleet Express!

Sonic: Robuttnik's ships!

Manic: Huh?

Sleet: Surrender, hedgehogs! You have ten seconds!

Manic: [gasps]

Sleet: Five seconds, hedgehogs!

Manic and Sonia: [gasps]

Sonic: I'll show him five seconds. [some trees are blasted] Robuttnik's ships are gonna destroy your forest!

Gondarr: Obviously you haven't heard about our trees.

Sleet: Well, they can run, but they can't hide!

Dingo: Yeah!

Sleet: All ships, destroy this place! I'll snatch the hedgehogs...

Sonia: He's going to get us!

Gondarr: Watch.

Sleet: I can't see! Pull up! Pull up!

Sonia: Amazing!

Gondarr: Time for you to go. Use the scroll.

Sonia: Is it a map?

Gondarr: In a manner of speaking...

Sonia: Oh my gosh!

Sonic and Manic: Ahh!

Sonic, Manic and Sonia: Whoooaa! Oof!

Sonic: Hi, guy!

Sonia: Should we follow him?

Sonic: Huh? [walks up the invisible steps] Way past cool!

Sonia: Impressive.

Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [gasps]

Sonia: How... uncluttered!

Sonic: Easy to clean! So, do you talk or what?

Sonia: Sonic!

Sonic: Huh?

Sonia: He's a monk!

Thelonious: I do indeed speak.

Manic: Whoa! Thought we were gonna have to become mimes.

Thelonious: Your medallions. They are a source of great power.

Sonic, Manic and Sonia: Huh?

Sonia: Just like the night we met at the club!

Thelonious: But to use the power, you must find harmony among yourselves.

Sonic: Hmm, you wanna get to the point, bud? What kind of power?

Manic: Chill, Sonic! Listen to him.

Thelonious: The first power is simple. The power of music!

Sonia: Hey!

Sonic: Whoa!

Manic: [gasps] What was that?

Thelonious: Touch your medallions. [points at Sonic] You first.

Sonic: No problemo! [creates a guitar from the medallion] Ooh!

Sonia: It's beautiful!

Manic: Crashin'!

Thelonious: They have other uses as well. But only if you work together in harmony. Your first test begins now.

Sonic, Manic and Sonia: Huh? [a monster arrives] [gasps] Aaaahhhh!

Sonic: Former boyfriend?

Sonia: Cute(!) Okay, what should we do?

Sonic: I'll knock him out with a Super Spin! Spin and win time!

Manic: Hey, I know this lock!

Sonia: Wait, Sonic!

Sonic: Ahhh, arrrgh! Aargh!

Sonia: Noooo!

Sonic: Aaaarrgh!

Sonic and Sonia: Aaaaarrgh!

Thelonious: You have failed your first test. There will be no more training! [to Sonia] Your heart was good, but you used poor judgement. [to Manic] Your actions were correct. Had you all worked together, your escape would have been a simple one.

Sonic: Oh, it was me! I got us killed.

Thelonious: Yes! Your impulsiveness. Your rash actions. Your inability to work as a team! These will be your undoing, and may perhaps cause the end of your siblings!

Sonia: Just a minute, buster! Sonic may be impatient and impulsive, but he's braver than anyone I've ever met!

Thelonious: It is not about bravery.

Manic: Hey! You're talkin' about one of the best Freedom Fighters there is. He saved my butt a couple of times. If you ask me, we don't need your stupid training!

Thelonious: Ah, you defend your brother! Now, that is harmony. Strive to find this in your training, which will continue tomorrow morning. Or perhaps, before.

Sonic: Wow, you guys really stood up for me!

Sonia: Well, you saved me more than once and besides, you are my brother. [kisses]

Sonic: You're not gonna kiss me, are ya?

Manic: No way! But you are kinda cute.

Sonia: Hey! We gonna let these cool instruments go to waste?

["Working Together In Harmony" plays]

Sonia: Group hug!

Sonic: I think this is the start of something way past cool!

[The credits roll]

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