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Getting to Know You (transcript)

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This is a transcript of the Sonic Underground episode, "Getting to Know You".

[The Sonic Underground theme song plays]
Aleena (narrating): Now that Robotnik had identified my children, he would not rest until he found them.
Robotnik: Find those hedgehogs, or you'll get to inspect my prison personally!
Sleet: Three little hedgehogs? I still don't understand, sir. What harm could they possibly-
Robotnik: Queen Aleena's brats could destroy everything! Find them!
Sleet: Yes, your Grace. Leave it to us, sir! [Dingo stares at Sonia's face] What are you doing, you oaf?
Dingo: She's pretty!
Sleet: And you're ugly. Now let's get to work.
Sonia: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Sonic and Manic: Huh?
Sonia: Oh, get it away from me!
Sonic: What, what is it?
Sonia: Under the bed! Get it out! Get it out!
Manic: Get what?
Sonic: A mouse? Every force in Robotropolis is on our butts, and you're wiggin' out over a mouse?
Sonic and Manic: We're in trouble.
Sonia: Wait! Oh, where's the maid? I'd like my breakfast now.
Sonic and Manic: Definitely trouble.
Sleet: Ooh, we've got him now!
Dingo: So now do we call Robotnik?
Sleet: To catch three little hedgehogs?
Sonia: North through the Marsh of Melador and into the Badlands. Oh, gross!
Sonic: So where do we wind up?
Sonia: Right here in Waslaw.
Sonic: Well wherever it is, we gotta get outta here, and fast!
Manic: Ugh!
Sonia: Now? But I can't leave! Not without my matched luggage and some new clothes and-
Sonic: Sorry, this is what you get!
Sonia: Does it come in purple?
Manic: Hey man, why the speed?
Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [gasps]
Swatbot: Priority one: hedgehogs.
Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [gasps]
Sonia: Aaaahhh!
Sonic: Get in the basement, middle of hall! I'll hold him off. [the Swatbot smacks him away] Whooooaaa! [hits the wall] Oof! Phew, this is not a good start!
Manic: You go ahead. I'll get the bot's attention. [confronts the Swatbot] Hey, bolthead! [gets grabbed] [gulps] Aaahh!
Sonic: Oh, nice diversion, bro!
Manic: [strains]
Sleet: This is taking too long. Go in and help the metalhead! Go!
Dingo: Y-you mean through the door there?
Sleet: No, through the wall, genius(!)
Dingo: Okie-dokie!
Sonia: Ahhh!
Dingo: [growls] [chuckles]
Manic: [strains]
Sonic: Not so fast, not so fast, metal-mouth!
Manic: [strains]
Sonic: Whoa, Manic, control panel in arm! Shut it off!
Manic: [strains] Come on, come on! [frees his arm] There!
Sonic: Ahhhhh.... [the Swatbot's head stops spinning] ohhhh... Huh?
Manic: Phew! Thanks, dude!
Sonic: No problemo! Let's grab Sonia and blast outta here!
Sonia: Oh, I'd love to go with you and visit Doctor Robotnik! Would you be a sweetheart and get my coat for me?
Dingo: Oh yeah, sure, sure!
Sonia: It's right in there.
Dingo: Whoooaaa! [falls down the stairs] Oof! Ooh!
Sonic: Sonia, you okay?
Sonia: Not just okay! Thanks to me, a bad guy's out of commission. Down there. Isn't that great?
Sonic: Well that was our escape route!
Sonia: Oh.
Sonic: But luckily, the bad guys gave us another one. [gasps]
Sleet: Which, unfortunately, you won't be able to use! Move back. Move back, please. I'm afraid you will have to come along with me. [the door opens on him] Oof!
Dingo: I couldn't find your coat, Sonia. [sees the hedgehogs] Huh?!
Sonic: Time for Plan B!
Manic: What's that?
Sonic: Same as Plan A. The basement!
Dingo: [growls] Bye, Sonia...
Sonia: I am never stepping foot in a sewer again! It's dirty, it's smelly, and it's disgusting!
Manic: Hey, that's my home you're talkin' about, princess!
Sonic: Oh sorry, your ladyship. Next time we'll get you a carriage. Now where's the scroll?
Sonia: You... actually live... in a sewer?
Sonic: I'm waitiiing!
Manic: Yeah, so?
Sonia: It's just that it's so yucky!
Sonic: [clears throat] The scroll?
Manic: Problem - it got torched. What's left is back at the safe house.
Sonic: Well then we've gotta go back!
Sonia: No we don't! [Sonic pulls her into the sewage] Hey! Hey, let me go! [strains]
Sonic: Sorry, we gotta have the scroll!
Manic: What's the matter? Is the Duchess afraid to get her feet dirty?
Sonia: If you would let me finish! We've got the scroll. Right here!
Sonic: Huh?
Sonia: I have a photographic memory.
Sonic: Photographic memory?
Manic: Ooooh!
Sonia: Oh, give me a break!
Sonic and Manic: CHEESE!
Manic: [laughs]
Sleet: The... the hedgehogs got away, sir.
Robotnik: You call yourselves bounty hunters?! You couldn't catch fish in a bowl!
Dingo: Aw, I think we could, if the bowl was- [Sleet hits him] Oof! [growls]
Sleet: Um, sir, we found this.
Robotnik: What is it?
Sleet: A map, sir. I think I know where they're going.
Manic: [gasps] Yo, what was that?
Sonic: It's a bird. Just like the bird yesterday, and the bird the day before! Sheesh!
Manic: Hey, I'm a city boy, okay?
Sonia: More bread? How gourmet(!) So what did you do in the city, Manic?
Manic: I was, uh, in the family business. We, uh... moved things!
Sonia: Like, import/export?
Sonic: No!
Manic: [gasps]
Sonic: Like a thief!
Sonia: [gasps] A thief! Oh...
Manic: How'd you know?
Sonic: Resistance! We gotta know about everybody.
Manic: [chuckles] Hey, don't worry, princess! I don't steal from family.
Sonia: Oh, I-I-I-I didn't mean-
Sonic: We were all born with silver spoons in our mouths, Sonia. You just got to keep yours.
Manic: Yeah, I had to steal mine!
Sonic and Manic: [laughs]
Sonic: Come on, guys. We've got a long way to go.
Manic: Huh?
Gondarr: Not all that far!
Sonic: Huh? Wh-who are you?
Gondarr: I am Gondarr, sent by the Oracle of Delphius. I am here to train you!
Sonic: Whoa, that's perfect, 'cos we're here to be trained!
Gondarr: [laughs heartily]
Gondarr: Left! Right! Left! Right!
Sonia: [sighs] Couldn't training start at a more reasonable hour?
Manic: You got that right. I'm used to comin' home around now.
Gondarr: Here you will develop your natural abilities and find talents hidden within you.
Sonic: Could you get this show on the road while I'm still young?
Sonia: Wow! Wouldn't it be ironic if your hidden talent was patience?
Sonic: What makes you say that?
Sonic and Sonia: Huh?
Gondarr: I think NOW is a good time to start.
Gondarr: Once more, Sonic. [Sonic spins around] Focus. Concentrate. Now, a little faster. Good, good! Now, faster! Balance, Sonic, balance.
Sonic: I'm tryin', I'm tryin'! Whoa! [crashes] Oof! Heh.
Gondarr: You see how important it is to keep your balance, Sonia?
Sonia: Absolutely! Otherwise you get really dirty. Ugh!
Gondarr: Ah, yes. Well, let's get started. First: speed. Sonic! See the tallest tree on the mountain over there?
Sonic: Yeah, and...?
Gondarr: Go to that tree. When I drop this rock, catch it before it hits the ground.
Sonic: No problemo! [runs to the tree] Ready! [zooms into another tree] Ugh! Next time, I'll get it next time...
Sonic and Sonia: Whoa!
Sonic: Oof! Huh?
Sonia: Whoa, oof!
Manic: Ugh! [drumstick hits him] Egh! Huh?
Gondarr: Oh, boy...
Sonia: Hi-yah! Hiii-yah! Heeeee-yah!
Manic: Happenin'!
Sonia: Yes! [giggles]
Sonic: Go, sis!
Manic: Well done!
Robotnik: If this location is anywhere on the planet, it will show up here. [the location is found] Excellent! Let's see what kind of bounty hunters you really are. Take my command ship and a full detachment. Get me those hedgehogs!
Gondarr: Now you, Sonia.
Sonia: Back in a few!
Gondarr: Manic.
Manic: I've been thinking maybe they could do better without me. I mean my talents just... don't exactly measure up.
Gondarr: Leaving would be a mistake, young friend. Soon you will find a talent that has been hidden. Use it to help your cause.
Manic: Really? What is it?
Gondarr: When the time comes, you will know.
Sonic: So, what now, Gondarr?
Sonia: More Super Spins?
Gondarr: No, your time here is over. Now I send you to your next teacher in Tralacet - the land of the clouds!
Sonic: Who?
Sonia: Where?
Manic: When?
Gondarr: Shh!
Sonic: I don't hear anything.
Gondarr: Ships, approaching fast!
Swatbot: Approaching destination, ETA 1 minute.
Sleet: Say goodbye, hedgehog brats. You're about to take a one-way ride on the Sleet Express!
Sonic: Robuttnik's ships!
Manic: Huh?
Sleet: Surrender, hedgehogs! You have ten seconds!
Manic: [gasps]
Sleet: Five seconds, hedgehogs!
Manic and Sonia: [gasps]
Sonic: I'll show him five seconds. [some trees are blasted] Robuttnik's ships are gonna destroy your forest!
Gondarr: Obviously you haven't heard about our trees.
Sleet: Well, they can run, but they can't hide!
Dingo: Yeah!
Sleet: All ships, destroy this place! I'll snatch the hedgehogs...
Sonia: He's going to get us!
Gondarr: Watch.
Sleet: I can't see! Pull up! Pull up!
Sonia: Amazing!
Gondarr: Time for you to go. Use the scroll.
Sonia: Is it a map?
Gondarr: In a manner of speaking...
Sonia: Oh my gosh!
Sonic and Manic: Ahh!
Sonic, Manic and Sonia: Whoooaa! Oof!
Sonic: Hi, guy!
Sonia: Should we follow him?
Sonic: Huh? [walks up the invisible steps] Way past cool!
Sonia: Impressive.
Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [gasps]
Sonia: How... uncluttered!
Sonic: Easy to clean! So, do you talk or what?
Sonia: Sonic!
Sonic: Huh?
Sonia: He's a monk!
Thelonious: I do indeed speak.
Manic: Whoa! Thought we were gonna have to become mimes.
Thelonious: Your medallions. They are a source of great power.
Sonic, Manic and Sonia: Huh?
Sonia: Just like the night we met at the club!
Thelonious: But to use the power, you must find harmony among yourselves.
Sonic: Hmm, you wanna get to the point, bud? What kind of power?
Manic: Chill, Sonic! Listen to him.
Thelonious: The first power is simple. The power of music!
Sonia: Hey!
Sonic: Whoa!
Manic: [gasps] What was that?
Thelonious: Touch your medallions. [points at Sonic] You first.
Sonic: No problemo! [creates a guitar from the medallion] Ooh!
Sonia: It's beautiful!
Manic: Crashin'!
Thelonious: They have other uses as well. But only if you work together in harmony. Your first test begins now.
Sonic, Manic and Sonia: Huh? [a monster arrives] [gasps] Aaaahhhh!
Sonic: Former boyfriend?
Sonia: Cute(!) Okay, what should we do?
Sonic: I'll knock him out with a Super Spin! Spin and win time!
Manic: Hey, I know this lock!
Sonia: Wait, Sonic!
Sonic: Ahhh, arrrgh! Aargh!
Sonia: Noooo!
Sonic: Aaaarrgh!
Sonic and Sonia: Aaaaarrgh!
Thelonious: You have failed your first test. There will be no more training! Your heart was good, but you used poor judgement. Your actions were correct. Had you all worked together, your escape would have been a simple one.
Sonic: Oh, it was me! I got us killed.
Thelonious: Yes! Your impulsiveness. Your rash actions. Your inability to work as a team! These will be your undoing, and may perhaps cause the end of your siblings!
Sonia: Just a minute, buster! Sonic may be impatient and impulsive, but he's braver than anyone I've ever met!
Thelonious: It is not about bravery.
Manic: Hey! You're talkin' about one of the best Freedom Fighters there is. He saved my butt a couple of times. If you ask me, we don't need your stupid training!
Thelonious: Ah, you defend your brother! Now, that is harmony. Strive to find this in your training, which will continue tomorrow morning. Or perhaps, before.
Sonic: Wow, you guys really stood up for me!
Sonia: Well, you saved me more than once and besides, you are my brother. [kisses]
Sonic: You're not gonna kiss me, are ya?
Manic: No way! But you are kinda cute.
Sonia: Hey! We gonna let these cool instruments go to waste?
["Working Together In Harmony" plays]
Sonia: Group hug!
Sonic: I think this is the start of something way past cool!
[The credits roll]