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This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Eggman Unplugged".

[Scene: Outside Sonic's Shack, day.]

[Knuckles sleeping in a beach chair. Sonic, Tails, Amy and Sticks are walking up to him. Sonic in particular is sneaking.]
Sonic: This is gonna be sweet.
[Giggling, Sonic sprays whipped cream in Knuckles' hand.]
Amy: You guys are so immature.
Tails: I love practical jokes. But wouldn't tricking him into cleaning the bathroom be more practical?
[Sticks giggles and tickles Knuckles with a feather. Knuckles rubs his head with his hand, his head now covered with whipped cream. The rest of the gang watch Knuckles and all laugh. A Fly Bot is observing them.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[Eggman is in his HQ room, walking Fly Bot's video recording with Orbot and Cubot.]
Cubot: Oh, I love this show. Hey, who's that blue guy? He looks just like Sonic.
Eggman: I'm spying on Sonic with my Fly Bot, bolthead.
Orbot: But he's not doing anything.
Eggman: Eventually he will and then I'll learn something I can use. I just have to keep watching. And watching. And watching.
[Cubot sprays whipped cream in Orbot's hand.]
Orbot: I believe the subject needs to be asleep for this particular prank to work.
Eggman: See? You've learned something from watching.
[Cubot grabs Orbot's hand and moves it into his face, smearing it in whipped cream.]

[Scene: Outside Sonic's Shack, day.]

[Knuckles wakes up.]
Knuckles: [Stretches and yawns.] Oh, man, I taste great!
Sonic: OK, he's up. Who are we gonna prank next?
[Amy taps Sonic's arms and looks to the side. The group spots the Fly Bot, who tries to hide behind a palm tree.]
Sonic: Know what, let's head to the canyon and hang out under that giant boulder on the cliff. [Smirks at the group]
Amy: I don't know. That boulder's ready to fall.
Tails: If we're under it we'll be crushed!
Knuckles: Then my delicious whipped cream filling will shoot out like toothpaste. I'm in!

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

Eggman: I knew if I was patient this would pay off. I love technology. Let's go push a boulder onto that loathsome blue rat.
[Orbot and Cubot are revealed to be covered in whipped cream.]
Orbot: We'll need a second.

[Scene Change: Canyon, day.]

[Eggman, Orbot and Cubot are flying through the canyon in the Eggmobile. Eggman is checking his video surveillance on his console. The video fee shows Team Sonic standing in the canyon, below the boulder.]
Eggman: That's right, stand there like fools. Because that's what fools do. They stand.
Cubot: You're standing.
Eggman: Quiet, fool.
[Eggman and co. fly up to the boulder. After landing, Eggman walks up to the boulder.]
Eggman: Once I push this boulder over the cliff, I'll be rid of Sonic once and for all.
[Eggman tries pushing the boulder. He grunts and groans, but the boulder is not moving an inch.]
Eggman: Oh, for crying out loud.
[Orbot and Cubot look at Eggman.]
Eggman: Don't just float there, help me.
[Orbot and Cubot help Eggman psuh the boulder, but the boulder is not moving.]
Eggman: Grrr!
[Eggman walks over to his Eggmobile, and types something into its console. The Eggmobile starts flying and begins firing a energy blaster in-between Orbot and Cubot, pushing the boulder over the edge. The boulder falls down.]
Eggman: [Chuckles.]
[The boulder falls onto a seesaw and propels a half-barrel of whipped cream up in the air. It lands upside-down on Eggman, covering him with whipper cream. Team Sonic pop out from behind a boulder and burst with laughter. Knuckles still has whipped cream on his face.]
Knuckles: Oh, you look so dumb!
Eggman: But... You're down there.
Sonic: We saw your Fly Bot watching us, so we fed it a little... Misinformation.
Eggman: Grrr!
Tails: Then I jammed its signal with a video loop of us at the bottom of the canyon.
Sticks: I told you technology couldn't be trusted. No, wait, I told them. But if you were spying on us you probably heard me. Of course, if you heard me by using technology, you couldn't trust the information that technology can't be trusted. So there!
Eggman: Gah!
[Eggman kicks his Eggmobile away. However, the Eggmobile comes back and knocks Eggman down.]
Eggman: Ooh!

[Eggman lies on the ground.]

Eggman: The crazy one's right. Machines can't be trusted. That's it, I'm unplugging everything.
Orbot: [Worried] Including us?
Eggman: You don't count. You're like... One step above a paperweight.

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day.]

[Team Sonic sit at a table.]
Amy: I'm worried about Eggman. He didn't take that very well.
Sonic: I'm sure he's fine. He just...
Eggman: Hyah!
[Eggman is shown having Orbot and Cubot drag him around in his grounded Eggmobile.]
Eggman: Whoa!
[Eggman gets out of his Eggmobile, leaving an exhausted Orbot and Cubot behind him, and walks up to the Male Fennec's shop. Eggman picks up a bowl in the shop.]
Eggman: Fascinating! And what might this thing be?
Male Fennec: That's a bowl.
Eggman: Ah, yes, a bowl. How does it work?
Male Fennec: You put things in it and stir them.. [Pulls a spoon out] With a spoon.
Eggman: A spoon! Marvellous! Is that controlled by a laser-guided spoonalyser, or perhaps a hydraulic stirillator?
Male Fennc: You hold it in your hand. [hands the spoon over to Eggman.]
Eggman: Wonderful! I'll take it. You see, I've sworn off technology. Now, what do you have in the way of a manual weapon for destroying blue hedgehogs?
Male Fennec: We don't get much call for that, what with Sonic being beloved and all. But you can't go wrong with a rolling pin or a frying pan. [Chuckles.] They're classics.
Eggman: I'll take 50 of each.
Male Fennec: Shall I have them delivered to your lair?
': No, no, no, no, no. I've abandoned my lair. Technology!
[The Chameleon is watch Eggman from behind.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's dumpster, day.]

Chameleon: I called this emergency meeting of the Lightning Bolt Society to report that Dr. Eggman has deserted his lair.
Weasel Bandit: Shall we take it over?
Dave: Better than having meetings here.
[the Lightning Bolts open up the dumpster and peek out of it from the inside.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[The Lighting Bolts arrive in Eggman's HQ room.]
Willy: Look at this place! The answer to all our problems. An evil lair full of, uh... doodads. And whatnots. Dibs on the gewgaw.
[Willy starts touching the touchpad on the desk. Dave picks up a remote and starts pressing its buttons, turning on some disco lightning. Dave and the Weasel Bandit then start fighting over the remote. While pushing the remote's buttons, a Crab Bot comes online. A laser turrets then fires at the table, momentarily halting Dave and the Weasel Bandit. However, they quickly start fighting over the remote again. Their fighting and accidental pressing of the remote's buttons causes the lair's missile silo to open and close several times.]
Willy: Oh, yeah. I could totally wreak havoc like this.
[Willy falls asleep in Eggman's chair.]

[Scene: Outside Sonic's Shack, day.]

[Sonic is relaxing in his beach chair.]
Eggman: Sonic the Hedgehog!
[Sonic wakes up and sees Eggman enter the scene in his Eggmobile, which he still has Orbot and Cubot drag around.]
Eggman: Prepare for a technology-free battle for the ages.
Sonic: Serious?
Eggman: Does this look serious to you?
[Pulls out a homemade handheld catapult.]
Sonic: No.
Eggman: Perhaps a hand-knit mohair net will change your mind.
[Eggman flings the net at Sonic with his handheld catapult. The net misses Sonic by a long shot.]
Sonic: Yeah... nope.
Eggman: Hmm. Perchance these exquisitely crafted beeswax candle bombs...
Sonic: Is this a battle or a craft fair?
Eggman: The two aren't mutually exclusive. [Drops the candle bombs] I'll get the hang of this. And when I do, you're not gonna know what hit you. Hyah!
[Orbot and Cubot begin dragging Eggman and his Eggmobile away. Eggman looks back at Sonic briefly and grunts.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[The Lightning Bolts are hanging out in the HQ room. Dave and the Weasel Bandit are still fighting over the remote.]
Dave: Give me the controller.

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]

[Octopus Bot is shown rampaging through the Village Center.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

Weasel Bandit: You lost the last level. It's my turn.

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]

[Octopus Bot begins attacking the villagers. The villagers begin shrieking and running away. Octopus Bot gets one of its tentacles stuck in-between two rocks.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[Dave and the Weasel Bandit continue to fight over the remote.]

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]

[Ocotopus Bot tries to pull its tentacle free.]
Lady Walrus: Argh!
[Lady Walrus is shown running away in fear. Team Sonic then arrives on the scene.]
Sonic: Woah.What in the world is going on with that thing?
[Octopus Bot frees itself from the boulders.]
Knuckles: I got this.
[Knuckle run off-screen, only to get knocked back through the air by Octopus Bot.]
Knuckles: Ugh!
Amy: Has Eggman gone back to his old tricks?

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, day.]

[Eggman is washing his clothes in a stream.]
Eggman: You'd think someone would have invented an easier way to do this by now.

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[The Chameleon and Dave are fumbling with the controls in the HQ room, thinking they are playing a video game.]
Chameleon: Turn it up. I can't hear anything.
Dave: [Starts pressing the control panel] This looks like the volume control.
[A missile is launched from the lair's missile silo and flies towards Seaside Island, eventually reaching the Village Center.]
': Huh?
[The missile flies over the heads on Team Sonic.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[The Chameleon and Dave are still in the HQ room. The Chameleon shakes his head at Dave, who continues to fumble with Eggman's control panel.]

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]

[The missile flies back towards Team Sonic, who manage to dodge it. The lands and explodes outside the village.]
Sonic: You stay here and deal with Octopus Bot. I'll find out what's going on.

[Scene Change: Old shack in the woods, day.]

[Eggman is inside the shack with Orbot and Cubot churning butter, with only a candle to provide him with light.]
Eggman: I need more light to churn this butter.
[Orbot turns on his ocular flashlights.]
Eggman: I told you no technology.
[Orbot turns off his ocular flashlights.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[The Lightning Bolts have gathered around Willy, who is pressing the remote.]
Willy: Hey, I'm ordering up some pizzas. Who's in?
[The Lighting Bolts all raise their hands. Willy continues to press the remote, accidently sending a swarm of Bee Bots to Seaside Island in the process.]
[Scene Change: Canyon, day.]
[Sonic runs through the canyon until he sees a red-hot glowing crater with the Gogoba Chief next to it, his leg caught under a rock.]
Sonic: Are you OK?
Gogoba Chief: Never better. I can't imagine anywhere I'd rather spend my vacation than crushed underneath a giant boulder.
[Sonic sees the swarm of Bee Bots approaching.]
Sonic: Bee Bots? Oh, come on!
[Sonic dodges the Bee Bot swarm. Sonic lands on top of the rock crushing the Gogogba Chief's foot.]
Gogoba Chief: Hey!
Sonic: Sorry.
[Sonic runs after the Bee Bot swarm.]
Gogoba Chief: Don't worry about me. I'll just chew off my leg. Which works out well because I haven't had anything to eat in a while.

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]

[Taiks, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks are all fighting Octopus Bot. Suddenly, they see a Crab Bot walk into a Motobug, which malfunctions and begins firing lasers everywhere, shooting down random Bee Bots and Fly Bots in the process. Wild Cat and Wolfie then run away from their seats at Meh Burger when a swarm of Bee Bots come flying. Sonic is observing the chaos unfold.]
Sonic: Oh, that's it.

[Scene Change: Seaside Island fields, day.]

[Eggman is plowing a field with his Eggmobile, which he has Orbot and Cubot drag around. Sonic arrives.]
Sonic: Eggman! You've got to stop this crazy plan of yours right now.
Eggman: Sorry English, but if I don't plan this sorghum now, there'll be no sorghum cakes come winter.
Sonic: Are you telling me you're not behind these attacks?
Eggman: I know not of what you speak.
Orbot: Allow me to access Dr Eggman's computer.
[Orbot accesses Eggman's computer wirelessly.]
Orbot: It appears that someone has taken over the lair. Accessing.
[Orbot accesses Eggman's computer wirelessly.]
Orbot: It's the Lightning Bolt Society.
Sonic: Those losers? No wonder the attacks have been so random. Look! They let Cowbot out.
[Cowbot moos, but is then destroyed by a stray missile.]
Sonic: Egghead, you've got to help me fight them.
Eggman: Here, take my frying pan catapult. [Throws Sonic his frying pan catapult.] We're burning daylight! Hyah!
[Sonic groans. He then throws the frying pan catapult away and runs off while Eggman resumes plowing his field. Suddenly though, Cowbot's head lands behind Eggman and moos. After looking back at Cowbot, Eggman chooses to ignore it.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[Dave has opened a panel inside the lair with a red and yellow button behind it.]
Dave; I wonder what these do.
[Dave presses both buttons.]

[Scene Change: Seaside Island fields, day.]

[Orbot and Cubot shut down.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[Dave shrugs and leaves the panel.]

[Scene Change: Seaside Island fields, day.]

Eggman: Hyah! Uh, hello? I said, "Hyah!" Orbot? Cubot? Wake up! You've got to wake up. I-I'm all alone. You Lightning Dolts have left me no choice. Time to get my tech on.
[Eggman tries to turn on his Eggmobilke, but it will not start.]
Eggman: Seriously? [Groans.]
[Eggman tries to turn on his Eggmobilke again. This time it though, starts, and Eggman hauls Orbot, Cubot and his plow into the air.]

[Scene Change: Outside Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[The lair's laser turrets are firing everywhere as Eggman approaches his lair. Meanwhile, Team Sonic is trying to reach the lair's entrance. However, Tails and Amy pull back when a laser almost hits them. A Motobug then approaches them, but is shot by a laser. Meanwhile, Sonic is fighting a Bee Bot and Motobug until they are shot down by lasers too.]
Sonic: There is no way to tell what they're shooting at. This is ridiculous.
[Sonic dodges a laser that shoots a stray Bee Bot down. Team Sonic's other members seek cover behind the cliffs. Sticks tries to take out a Motobug, but laser does it for her. Sonic then joins his friends behind the cliffs. There, Team Sonic encounter Eggman.]
Amy: Eggman, how do we get into the lair?
Eggman: Under this rock is a tunnel that leads to the back door.
[A Fly Bot is watching the group.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[The Lightning Bolts are watching Fly Bot's video feedback.]
Eggman: We'll sneak in and take them by surprise.
Dave: He doesn't know we're watching. Looks like someone's not as smart as we are.
Weasel Bandit: Who's that?
Willy: Tell us later. To the back door!
[The Lightning Bolts grab Disintegrator Rays and run off-screen.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[The Lightning Bolts take aim at the back door.]
Chameleon: When they come in, someone's gonna be very surprised.
Sonic: Yeah. You.
[The Lightning Bolts turn around to see Sonic and Eggman standing behind them.]
Chameleon: Agh!
Eggman: We knew you were watching so we gave you false information. It's a strategy I came up with myself. Without help.
Sonic: Oh, boy.
Dave: Not so fast! We've got the weapons.
[Eggman presses his wrist controller. The Disintegrator Rays the Lightning Bolts have armed themselves with fall apart.]
Willy: Well, it was fun taking over your lair, but we've got to run.

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

[Eggman is accessing his lair's system in his laboratory, which is a mess.]
Eggman: Its going to take weeks to get all my defense systems reprogrammed. No attacking 'till then, got it?
Sonic: Yeah, sure. [Groans.]
[Eggman walks over the to the panel with the red and yellow buttons and presses them. Orbot and Cubot reactive.]
Eggman: Welcome back. I'm glad you're OK.
Orbot: You are?
Eggman: Yes. This place isn't going to clean itself. Get to work!
[Orbot and Cubot start picking up trash. Sonic turns around to join his team in the hall.]
Eggman: Before you go, can I interest you in some butter?
Sonic: [Backs off] Yeah... Sorry, Egghead.
[The door closes in front of Team Sonic.]
Eggman: I'm gonna need a lot of toast.
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