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IML - Dr Robotnik

"Dr. Robotnik" is a song by Intercontinental Music Lab and the fourth song from their album, Superheroes of Science. The song's lyrics revolve around Dr. Robotnik and just how pathetic he is for failing time and again because of one little Hedgehog.

  • Music by Richard Yates and Nick Osbourne
  • Lyrics by Julian Peters
  • Vocals by Julian Peters and Aya Saito


So another day has passed, you've done the same old things
You've been bouncing off springs and collecting gold rings
Rolling over bridges that crumble away
But Christ, between here and level 5, someone stands in your way
Kukukachoo, he's searching for you
His IQ is 300, so what the Dickens will you do?
You must get past him if you want to curl into a ball at home
Watch out, he's twice as brainy as soft porn queen Sharon Stone
That's right, the Eggman
Although most people aren't quite sure what his game is
Everyone knows he's the spit of Windsor Davies
So when you see him coming, boy, you better run
Because this Mutha F "ain't half-hot mum"
But for someone so bright to devote his life
To hunting down a single hedgehog, something isn't quite right
Building mecha suits that are armour clad
To be destroyed by a hedgehog, well, that's just plain sad
Slender legs like Red Rum
A hedgehog hater
Kicking hedgehogs to death
The Eggman
Winsaa Deibisu (Windsor Davies)
Winsaa Deibisu (Windsor Davies)
Shiranai, shiranai (I don't know, I don't know)
Wakanai (I don't understand)
Mo ikai? (Once more please?)
Wakatta! (I got it!)
Einta hafu hotto mum, deshou? (Ain't half-hot mum, isn't it?)

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