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This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Dr. Eggman's Tomato Sauce".

[Scene: Seaside Island, day.]

[Tails is outside, making some adjustments to his plane, as Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, and Sticks walk up to him.]
Sonic: Tails, we're heading to Meh Burger. Wanna come along?
Tails: I'm installing an awesome speaker system in my baby. Check it out!
[Tails pushes a button on his control device, and the plane starts playing a rock tune and shaking. He turns it off after a few seconds.]
Amy: You spend way too much time with that plane.
Knuckles: [teasingly] It's like he loves it. Do you love your plane, Tails? Do you looove it?
Tails: [not amused] I do.
Knuckles: Oh, that took the wind right out of my cells.
Tails: Well, if you guys will excuse me, it's time for her propeller-to-tail fuselage massage.
Sticks: Okay, now that's just nuts. We're gettin' you out of here.

[Scene Change: Hedgehog Village, day.]

[Team Sonic is walking through the village, with Tails holding a toolbox.]
Tails: Thanks for talking me into coming along. It was good for me to get away from the workshop... so I could buy more stuff for my plane!
[Tails walks on while the others stop. They all groan.]
Dr. Eggman: [offscreen] Free samples!
[The camera cuts to Dr. Eggman, who is standing at a stall with people walking towards it. He is also wearing a chef's hat, and an apron with a picture of him on it.]
Dr. Eggman: Get your free samples here!
[Eggman has a large pot with his symbol on it on one side of the stall, and cans stacked up on the other side. Using a wooden spoon, he pours something red into a bowl he's holding.]
Dr. Eggman: Step right up and try the zestiest, lip-smacking-est flavor extravaganza ever to hit your taste buds: Eggman's Tomato Sauce! Made with real tomatoes.
Sonic: Uh-oh, this isn't good.
[Sonic speeds over and knocks the bowls of the sauce out of the villagers' hands, to their surprise and irritation.]
Sonic: You'll thank me later. I know you're up to something, Egghead; I just don't know what it is yet.
[Amy, Sticks, Tails, and Knuckles arrive as well.]
Amy: You're trying to poison these villagers!
[The villagers gasp.]
Dr. Eggman: Poison? There's no poison here, just my patented blend of herbs and spices! Here, I'll try some myself. [Eggman reaches for the spoon in the pot and takes out a spoonful of sauce. He slurps it, and nothing happens.] See, harmless and delicious. You try.
[Eggman aims the spoon's scoop toward Sonic, who is pondering what to do.]
Sonic: Eh, yeah I think I'll pass.
Dr. Eggman: Well, looks like I've finally found Sonic the Hedgehog's weakness. He's scared of tomato sauce!
[The crowd bursts into laughter, except for Team Sonic. Sonic, not amused, snatches a can with its lid open, and slurps the tomato sauce from it.]
Sonic: Oh no, my worst fears have come true.
Tails: What's wrong?
Sonic: [His mood changes and joyful music plays in the background.] It's delicious! It's like my taste buds are swimming in a sea of mouthwatering, tomatoey goodness!
[Knuckles drinks it from a bowl too.]
Knuckles: Ooh, zesty!
Dr. Eggman: The spices are all organic and lair-grown.
Tails: [Concerned] I'd better buy a few cans and run some tests, just to be safe.

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, day.]

[Sonic is pedaling on a machine that is wired to a scanning device, and Tails is watching it carefully.]
Sonic: It's been hours since I ate the sauce and I'm feeling totally fine. Find anything on your end?
Tails: I've tested for acidity, radioactivity, arsenic, old lace, and mind-control serum; it comes up clean every time.
Knuckles: What about brainitis? Did you check for that?
Tails: For the last time, Knuckles, there's no such thing as "brainitis".
Knuckles: Then how do you explain?!
Amy: I hate to say it, but, um... maybe Eggman really has changed?

[Scene Change: Hedgehog Village, day.]

[Sonic is running along, feeling just fine, but he notices something and screeches to a halt in surprise. There is a poster with a picture of Eggman grinning, and four tomatoes with smiling faces surrounding him. It's an advertisement for Eggman's tomato sauce.]
Stratford: [offscreen] Hey! Hey mister, you're my hero! [He comes up running towards Sonic.] Can I get an autograph?
Sonic: Sure, kid, anything for--
[Stratford runs past him and up to Eggman instead.]
Dr. Eggman: Sure, kid, anything for a fan.
[Sonic growls in irritation.]
Stratford: When I grow up, I wanna be just like you!
[Stratford gives Eggman a pen, and Eggman signs a can of sauce.]
Dr. Eggman: Woah-ho, don't set the bar too high; not everybody is cut out for the big time. [Gives Stratford the can] Just look at that Sonic the Hedgehog guy; whatever happened to him? Is he still a thing?
Sonic: [Angry and jealous] Hey Tails, get this--
[Suddenly, his Communicator sparks and stops working.]
Sonic: Oh come on, seriously? Nothing's going right today.

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, day.]

[Sonic walks in, and he stops behind Knuckles, who is wearing a pair of headphones.]
Sonic: What's going on? I need Tails to fix my Communicator.
Knuckles: Hey, get in line, dude; first he's gotta fix my headphones.
Amy: And my Ancient Artifact Analyzer.
Sticks: And my magic light tube. [holds up her "magic light tube", and it's shown to be just a flashlight.]
Tails: [Walks up, holding a drill] Sorry, guys; I'm having problems of my own. My plane's been acting funny lately. I've been working on her all night. [Puts down the drill and opens a toolbox]
Amy: Maybe you just need a break. [Picks up a can of sauce] Let's eat lunch, and then you can get back to the repairs.
Sonic: [Takes the can] Ugh, can we go to Meh Burger instead? I'm sick of that stuff. [Places the can down on the worktable]
Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks: Meh.
[The camera moves up to angle above the can, and then part of it opens up. Four legs and two pincers come out, and then it crawls over to a tool on the table, and it begins doing something, with sparks flying. The camera moves up to the window, and the can's shadow is shown crawling around again, suspiciously.]

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day.]

[Team Sonic is eating at Meh Burger.]
Sonic: Mmm! How do they do it?
Dave: The secret ingredient is Meh-onnaise [TV Turns on.] What the....?
Comedy Chimp: Welcome back to a very special edition of the Comedy Chimp Show, live from Dr. Eggman's evil lair.
Dr. Eggman: Thanks for having me, CC.
Sonic: Oh, you've gotta be kidding!
Comedy Chimp: So Dr. Eggman, you were a successful... super-villain. Why the switch to celebrity chef?
Dr. Eggman: Well, Comedy Chimp, honestly I needed a change. Besting Sonic week in and week out had become tedious. It was time for a real challenge.
Sonic: Okay, that's enough [Tries to turn off the TV.]
Eggman: And what's the deal with his haircut? I feel like I'm getting attacked by a blue pineapple!
Knuckles: Burn! [laughs] You know. 'Cause your head has those pointy things on it.
[Scene change: Eggman's Lair]
Comedy Chimp: Now I'm told you have a special announcement for our viewers at home.
Eggman: That's right, CC. You see, In just a few short weeks, I've gotten cans of Eggman's tomato sauce into every home and business in town. But Sonic and his friends assumed I poisoned the tomato sauce. Can you believe that?
Comedy Chimp: That's just... bananas!
Eggman: I know right? My sauce was never tainted. It was the cans they should've been looking out for.
Comedy Chimp: Yeah... Wait, what?
Eggman: Well you people had your backs turned, my cans have taken control of all your electrical devices! [laughs]
[Multiple scene changes, showing villagers being attacked by their appliances. Ends with Meh Burger.]
Dave: [Covering his face] Watch it! I bruise like a delicate peach.
Sticks: [Lands on Meh Burger's counter] Yaa!

[Scene change: Eggman's Lair, day.]

Dr. Eggman: [Chuckles]
[Comedy Chimp tries to run away, only to be stopped by a wall of cans.]

[Scene change: Village Center, day.]

[Team Sonic stands ready to fight the appliances.]
Sticks: They all laughed when I said our appliances would turn against us! But who's laughing now?
Sonic: You?
Sticks: Why would I be laughing? This isn't funny. You got a sick sense of humor!
Knuckles: Let's do this.
[Team Sonic destroys cans and appliances.]
Sticks: Take this, you robo-trash!
Tails: No! It can't be!
[Tails's Plane flies at them.]
Tails: Run!
Sonic: Tails, we gotta destroy that plane!
Tails: No, we can't! Let me talk to her! I know I can reach her! [Jumps onto a rock and waves his arms] Plane! It's me, Tails! Remember all the good times we've had together?
[Montage plays, showing Tails with his plane.]
Sonic: [Emotionally touched] What?
Tails: You guys go on and stop Eggman without me! I'm gonna stay back and save my plane!
Sonic: Good luck.

[Scene change: Eggman's Lair, day.]

[Comedy Chimp is tied up in his chair.]
Dr. Eggman: So the doctor tells me it wasn't an infection at all! I just sat on a raisin!
Comedy Chimp: [Laughs forcefully] Good one! [Whispers to passing sauce can] If you get me out of here, I'll set you up with a nice box of rigatoni.
[Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, and Sticks arrive.]
Dr. Eggman: Th-this is a closed set, you know! [To Comedy Chimp] Really, sorry for the lack of professionalism around here.

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