Curse of the Cross Eyed Moose/Transcript

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This is the transcript for the Sonic Boom episode, "Curse of the Cross Eyed Moose."

[Scene: Seaside Island, day]

[Sticks scoops a bucket of water from a pond. She looks to her right and sees a cross-eyed moose, which growls at her.]

Sticks: MOOSE!

[Sticks drops the bucket and runs away.]

[Scene change: Amy's House, day]

Sonic: Ready? This time for the record. One, two...

[Sonic, Amy, Tails, and Knuckles hold their breath. A few seconds later, Sticks enters the house. Tails and Knuckles breathe.]

Sticks: MOOSE!

Knuckles: Sticks! I was this close to winning a pointless game that has absolutely no significance! Thanks for nothing!

Sticks: I saw ... a moose!

[They look at her.]

Sticks: A cross-eyed moose!

Tails: So?

Sticks: [sighs] Crossing paths with a cross-eyed moose brings a curse upon the moose-crosser and her non-moose-cross friends! Don't you people know anything about science?

Tails: Um, Sticks? Curses aren't real.

Sticks: Then how come you just lost the breath-holding contest?

Knuckles: The curse! [gasps] It all makes sense now.

Sticks: You can doubt me, but I'll protect you anyway, because I'm a good friend, and because it distracts me from the government agents who are replacing my plants with violins. [she quickly glances to the left, and then to the right] That's right! I'm on to you, buddy!

[Sticks storms out the door and slams it behind her, knocking a vase off the shelf.]

Amy: [breathes] My vase!

Sonic: [coughs] I win! Heh!

Knuckles: Hmmm ... maybe the curse broke the vase. Huh?

Sonic: Yeah. The curse of the lunatic badger.

Knuckles: Uh-oh. Now there are two curses?

[Scene change: Seaside Island, day]

[Amy wants to leave her house, but has difficulty opening the door. She shoves it open, revealing a bear trap outside.]

Amy: What the...?

[The walkway is covered in mouse traps.]

Amy: [calls Tails on her Communicator] Hey, Tails? Is your house...

Tails: ...Surrounded by Sticks's crazy traps? [he's in a pit trap with bars on top] Yep. Sonic, what's up with you.

[Sonic is eating a sandwich.]

Sonic: Just hanging out. [it zooms out to reveal that Sonic is hanging upside-down from a tree]

Knuckles: No, I haven't noticed anything. Actually, now that you mention it... [he's standing in a bear trap]

[Scene change: Sticks' Burrow, day]

[Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy walk up to the door. Amy knocks, and a net falls onto all four of them.]

Amy: This is getting old.

Sonic: Yeah, and I didn't even get a sandwich this time.

[Sticks swings up on a rope, and jumps off in front of them. She lifts the net up.]

Sticks: Okay. I know what you're thinking, but evil spirits didn't set this trap! I did! To protect you.

Tails: From ... dangerous door-knocking?

Sticks: No! From the aforementioned evil spirits! Weren't you paying attention? They are bad news, baby! They'll eat your souls, chew 'em up, and spit 'em out!

Knuckles: This curse is scary and disgusting.

Amy: Is there, maybe, a less intrusive way to keep us safe?