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Curse of the Cross Eyed Moose (Transcript)
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This is the transcript for the Sonic Boom episode, "Curse of the Cross Eyed Moose."

[Scene: Seaside Island, day]

[Sticks scoops a bucket of water from a pond. She looks to her right and sees a cross-eyed moose, which growls at her.]
Sticks: Moose!
[Sticks drops the bucket and runs away.]

[Scene change: Amy's House, day]

Sonic: Ready? This time for the record. One, two...
[Sonic, Amy, Tails, and Knuckles hold their breath. A few seconds later, Sticks enters the house. Tails and Knuckles breathe.]
Sticks: Moose!
Knuckles: Sticks! I was this close to winning a pointless game that has absolutely no significance! Thanks for nothing!
Sticks: I saw, a moose!
[They look at her.]
Sticks: A cross-eyed moose!
Tails: So?
Sticks: [sighs] Crossing paths with a cross-eyed moose, brings a curse upon the moose-crosser and her non-moose-cross friends! Don't you people know anything about science?
Tails: Um, Sticks? Curses aren't real.
Sticks: Then how come you just lost the breath-holding contest?
Knuckles: The curse! [gasps] It all makes sense now.
Sticks: You can doubt me. But I'll protect you anyway. Because I'm a good friend, and because it distracts me from the government agents who are replacing my plants with violins. [she quickly glances to the left, and then to the right] That's right! I'm on to you, buddy!
[Sticks storms out the door and slams it behind her, knocking a vase off the shelf.]
Amy: [breathes] My vase!
Sonic: [coughs] I win! Ha!
Knuckles: Hm. Maybe the curse broke the vase. Huh?
Sonic: Yeah. The curse of the lunatic badger.
Knuckles: Uh-oh. Now there are two curses?

[Scene change: Seaside Island, day]

[Amy wants to leave her house, but has difficulty opening the door. She shoves it open, revealing a bear trap outside.]
Amy: What the?
[The walkway is covered in mouse traps.]
Amy: [calls Tails on her Communicator] Hey, Tails? Is your house-
Tails: Surrounded by Sticks' crazy traps? [he's in a pit trap with bars on top] Yep. Sonic, what's up with you?
[Sonic is eating a sandwich.]
Sonic: Just hanging out. [it zooms out to reveal that Sonic is hanging upside-down from a tree]
Knuckles: No, I haven't noticed anything. Actually, now that you mention it... [he's standing in a bear trap]

[Scene change: Sticks' Burrow, day]

[Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy walk up to the door. Amy knocks, and a net falls onto all four of them.]
Amy: This is getting old.
Sonic: Yeah. And I didn't even get a sandwich this time.
[Sticks swings down from a rope in front of the group, wearing a colander like a helmet. She removes the net.]
Sticks: Okay. I know what you're thinking. But evil spirits didn't set this trap, I did! To protect you.
Tails: From dangerous door-knocking?
Sticks: No! From the aforementioned evil spirits! Weren't you paying attention? They are bad news, baby! They'll eat your souls. Chew 'em up, and spit 'em out!
Knuckles: This curse is scary, and disgusting.
Amy: Is there maybe a less intrusive way to keep us safe?
Sticks: Well... legend has it, that if we find a marmoset monkey with a white stripe on its back, and a tail shaped like a W.
Tails: Shaped like a W?
Sticks: Do you mind? Now where was I? Only such a monkey can remove the curse. So, what's it gonna be? Traps or monkey?

[Scene change: Seaside Island, day]

[Knuckles kicks and breaks a log, carrying it.]
Sonic: Is this really the easiest path? Safer than, I don't know, that one? [Sonic points to a sunlit path with vending machines as a sample of Edvard Grieg's "Morning Mood" from Peer Gynt plays.
Sticks: Hello? The curse will get us if we're out in the open. This path is hidden from bad luck. And volcanoes. And cursquitoes!
Tails: [Counting fingers] And reason, and logic. Snack machines.
Knuckles: I'm all for playing it safe, but... [Knuckles begins sinking into quicksand] little help here?
[The group approach a river. Sonic points to a small wooden bridge to cross. Sticks shakes her head, pointing instead to a log. As the group attempt to cross it, the log begins to roll, falling off a cliff into the water below. The group then approach two paths; one dark and canopied, to the left, and a sunlit one to the right. Sticks sprints inside to the left, as the group run to the right. Coming upon Sticks, she shakes her head in annoyance, turning to leave as large black spiders crawl across her back and scalp.]

[Scene change: Forest, day]

[Sticks peeks from some bushes, smiling at the sight of a small wooden shack with a sign depicting a stencil of a wizardlike monkey.]
Sticks: We made it. Good thing we took the safe path.
[Amy, Sonic, and Tails, covered in dirt, trek past Sticks in annoyance. Knuckles, inside the mouth of a large fish, hops behind.]
Knuckles: [Sarcastically] Yeah. Good thing.
[Sticks knocks on the door of the shack. An eye appears from the peephole, frowning. As the door opens, a marmoset exits. His name is Monkey-Boy.]
Sticks: Excuse me, sir. We, uh-
Monkey-Boy: Let me guess. You saw a cross-eyed moose and now you think there's a curse.
Sticks: Yes! I-
Monkey-Boy: Well, there is! On me! My curse is nincompoops like you see that thing and come here to bother me! But I am out of the curse breaking business!
[Monkey-Boy turns abruptly back inside, slamming the door shut.]
Sonic: [Sarcastically] That went well. I guess it's time to go home.
Sticks: No! I'll be cursed forever!
[As the group grumble in response, Sticks begins desperately pounding on the door.]
Sticks: Help me, please! Please, please, please, please!
[Monkey-Boy opens the door.]
Monkey-Boy: [Annoyed] Are you gonna keep pounding on my door until I help you?
Sticks: [Flatly] Pretty much.
Monkey-Boy: Ugh. Why did I become a curse breaker? I should've been a dermatologist like my brother. Never has to deal with anything unpleasant. Alright, alright, alright! I'll break one last curse.
[Sticks clasps her hands appreciatively.]
Sticks: Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Monkey-Boy: Don't make me regret my decision.
Sticks: Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! [Squeaky] Sorry!
Monkey-Boy: Now, then. If you want me to lift the curse, you and your friends must prove yourselves worthy.
Sonic: How?
Monkey-Boy: You will be given a series of tasks to, uh, prove your hearts are pure. If you succeed, I will free you from the curse [Crosses eyes] of the cross-eyed moose! But I warn you, many have tried, and many have failed.
Sonic: [Darts over] We'll do it! One-hundred percent Sonic guaranteed!
[Monkey-Boy reaches behind his back, producing a paper list he hands to Sonic.]
Monkey-Boy: Yeah, yeah good. Here's the list. Be done before 5, would 'cha? I got a dinner thing. Toodles!
[As Monkey-Boy returns inside, Knuckles hops over to him, pointing to three red dots below his neck.
Knuckles: Uh, before you go, would you mind taking a look at this rash? I think I'm allergic to fish saliva.
Monkey-Boy: [Annoyed] So, get out of the fish!

[Scene change: Mountainside, day]

[The group are picking avocados, placing them into baskets.]
Sonic: Picking avocados proves our hearts are pure?
Knuckles: What'd we have to pick to prove our avocados are pure? [Amazed] Oh man! I just blew my own mind!
Amy: If this is what he wants in order to break the curse, then we should do it, no questions asked. [Confused] Now we have to squeeze lemons?
Tails: Technically, you're asking a question.
Amy: [Annoyed] Technically, zip it!

[Scene change: Forest, day]

[The group stand around the list.]
Sonic: Search the forest for the ripest tomatoes? [Camera pans to a blossoming tomato plant.]

[Scene change: Mountainside, day]

[The group stand around the list, their baskets now full of tomatoes.]
Tails: [Confused] Then crush to a paste with the mightiest rocks on the mountain?
Sonic: Wait a minute!

[Scene change: Forest, day]

[The group stand before Monkey-Boy back at the shack, holding a bowl of guacamole.]
Sonic: You had us make guacamole!
Monkey-Boy: And it took you long enough. [Monkey-Boy produces a tortilla chip, swiping a dip before eating it.]
Sticks: I hope this proves us worthy. Curse removal-wise.
Monkey-Boy: Eh, not quite. You must also [Darts off-screen and back with a hamper basket.] cleanse these garments in the purest river in the-
Sonic: Fine! We'll do your laundry too.

[Scene change: River, day]

[The group are scrubbing clothes on washboards in a riverbank, soapsuds floating downstream. Sticks appears to be the only one enthusiastic.]
Tails: [Annoyed] I'm starting to think that marmoset is the curse.

[Scene change: Forest, day]

[Dr. Eggman knocks on the door of the shack.]
Monkey-Boy: [From inside] Those things better smell fresh! [Opens door] You know marmosets are filthy animals.
[Monkey-Boy is surprised to find it isn't the group.]
Eggman: I'm here about a curse of a cross-eyed moose?
Monkey-Boy: [Angrily] I'm out of the curse business!
[As Monkey-Boy turns to slam the door, Eggman grabs it.]
Eggman: I don't believe in curses. [Opens door fully] But, my accountant suggested I diversify my evil business, so I'm getting into curse removal. And you're coming to work for me. [Laughs menacingly]
Monkey-Boy: [Flatly] Eh, no thanks.
Eggman: [Surprised] Really? My diabolical laugh usually convinces people.
[Monkey-Boy slams the door shut.]
Eggman: [Condescendingly] O-oh, I see. You want to negotiate. Little back and forth, give and take, heh. Okay, I'll go first. Minions, attack!
[Swarms of Bee Bots, Moto Bugs and Crab Bots approach the shack. Off-screen, the group returns with the clean laundry.]
Sonic: Eggman? I never thought I'd say this but, boy, am I glad to see you!
[As Sonic spins away, clothes fall out of the basket onto the ground.]
Knuckles: [Annoyed] Aw, I just fluffed those!
[Sonic begins spin dashing badniks at random. Knuckles punches and destroys a Moto Bug.]
Knuckles: That's for the laundry!
[Tails is riding a Moto Bug like a motorcycle, scooping Amy onto its front as a Bee Bot falls to the ground. Sonic continues spin dashing as Sticks lassos a Bee Bot, flying it around before crashing it into a Moto Bug, tumbling away and landing in the clothes.]
Monkey-Boy: Hey! You left my clothes on the ground! Whatever happened to personal responsibility? Bleh!
Eggman: You're coming with me, monkey boy.
Monkey-Boy: That's Mr. Monkey-Boy to you. And to anyone else, actually. My parents' were hippies and gave me one of those trendy, hyphenated last names.
[Monkey-Boy anxiously notices a pair of Crab Bots and a Moto Bug approaching him, as Sticks swings from a vine, moving him to safety.]
Sticks: Are you okay?
Monkey-Boy: [Sarcastically] I'm just peachy. I love having my home destroyed by a madman! What are you, nuts?
Sonic: [Annoyed] Look, if you're not happy with our help, I'm sure there are plenty of other curse removing marmosets who'd love to have us around.
Monkey-Boy: I'm the only one, but I get 'cha point. Look, I'll do anything you want, if you can just get rid of him.
[Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy charge at Eggman and the remaining badniks, defeating them en masse.]
Eggman: [Confidently] As my great-aunt used to say: "No retreat. No surrender."
[A Moto Bug lands in front of Eggman, shattering.]
Eggman: [Frantically] Retreat! Surrender!
[Eggman sprints to his Eggmobile, flying away as a Bee Bot erratically follows, crashing to the ground instead.
Sonic: [Triumphantly] Catch ya later, Eggface!
Monkey-Boy: Look, at the mess you made.
[Moto Bugs are scattered in front of the shack, destroyed and smoking. As Sonic lunges in annoyance, Tails and Amy restrain him.]
Sonic: What happened to, "I'll do anything"?
Monkey-Boy: [Pensively] Well, you ruined my laundry. [Happily] But, you did save my life! So, I shall now break the curse of the cross-eyed moose!
[Sticks gleefully approaches.]
Monkey-Boy: Raise your right hand. [Sticks complies] Oh wait, that's weddings. Um, just stand there and try not to look too stupid, heh. [Monkey-Boy begins swaying his arms, as if casting a spell] Uh, blah-biddy-blah-blah-blah, dongiddy-diddy-do, wabba-wabba, bam! [Flatly] Hey, the curse is gone, there you go... done!
Sticks: [Excitedly] That's it? I-It's all over?
Monkey-Boy: What, were you expecting a parade? Curse's broken, go on, get lost. [Shoos] This guacamole ain't gonna eat itself!
[As Monkey-Boy slams the door behind him, all but Sticks frown.]
Sticks: [Excitedly] I'm free! Free of the curse! Free to live life freely, in freedom!
Tails: And we're free of your superstitious nonsense!
[Off-screen, Sticks yells anxiously, a lavender colored spider approaching on the ground.]
Sticks: No! A mauve-colored, seven-legged spider!
Sonic: Aw, crud.
Sticks: It's eleven years bad luck! We must go to Lake Yinnehaha, and bathe in the mud of-
[Before Sticks can finish, Knuckles flicks the spider away, turning to her.]
Knuckles: [Flatly] Boom! Curse broken.
[Sticks looks on dumbfounded as the rest of the group laugh.]
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