They both wear black suits with white shirts, black hats and sunglasses. One has a green band around his hat, the other has an orange band—this appears to be the only way to tell them apart.
The Bruise Brothers are incredibly strong. About once a month they fall out and start fighting in the streets of New Tek City, destroying huge amounts of property, until their mother turns up to tell them off and take them home.
- The Bruise Brothers are modelled after The Blues Brothers, particularly in their style of dress.