E.G.G.M.A.N.

A perfect mix of Eggman’s pompous nature and him being an actual threat.

Thought it'd be cool to show it

I, THE GREAT DOCTOR ROBOTNIK, HAVE STOLEN THIS FANDOM ACCOUNT AND CLAIM THIS WIKI IN MY GREATNESS!

Join the Eggman Empire in annihilating all rrrrrrotten hedgehogs, even those devious artificial ones!

For the Eggman Empire should claim the Sonic Wiki Zone this April Fools, not that pesky rodent or his recolors!

SatAM robotnik: you are so pathetic

Aosth robotnik: Well at least i have a theme

"Aosth robotnik theme plays with scratvh, grounder and coconuts playing it"

SatAM robotnik: thats so goofy that it makes me piss on my pants of laughter let me show what a theme of a villian is

"SatAM robotnik's theme playing with swatbots playing orchestra"

Eggman:pffffft hahahaha!!!

SatAM: why are you laughing? You are supposed to be pissing your pants of fear

Eggman: YOU FOOLS I HAVE A VOCAL THEME!

"E.G.G.M.A.N. plays with crush 40 playing it"

Aosth robotnik:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

SatAM: how could you do this?

Eggman: because..."I AM TGE EGGMAN, THATS WHAT I AM, I AM THE EGGMAN, I GOT THE MASTER PLAN!!!

Plz somone take over the daily eggman posts for a bit i dont have as much time on the wiki but i want eggman to be rememberd remember it takes a village to raise an eggman keep my tradition going my freinds ill pop up every so often but remember may the egg be with you always i may return one day my eggmans fans farwell

Hey everyone send me all the sonic meme faces you have i need them (esspacilly any eggman stuff) oh also just send me general eggman empire images i need it for epic eggman content/posts!

So comment the meme images/eggman related images please!

It is time to pledge your daily alliance to the Eggman empire

We will do this by singing our glorious anthem! I'll start:

"The story begins, with who's gonna win..."