Sonic isn't even American and I dunno if Italian-Americans count as Italians.

Kind of a double-edged clapback but a clapback nonetheless

Can’t wait to see them talk about the stock market next.

THATS SO REAL

Chat this is real

Why aren't Sonic's gloves orange in this photo??

Kill me now

Sonic's probably homeless because of his crippling Speed (literal and like 'going fast' speed) and gambling addiction