This would seem to confirm that you are, in fact, an artificial life form created in a science experiment to cure Space AIDS.
Have fun dealing with your demon-alien biological dad!
Well… I am The Average Lifeform after all
Damn, not here…
No, this is Patrick.
The frick!?!? That's Patrick doing something not right ☝☝
Sonic fans when they see a starfish:
Um,that's a starfish.
What do you think?