Sonically Ever After/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Sonically Ever After".

[''The episode begins with a view of a sign that says, MOBUS CITY PARK. The camera moves down to the gates and zooms in on them.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: And now, children, it's story time!
 * Rocket's Sister: Read us Snoring Beauty!
 * Rocket: No! Snow Height and the Seven Squatty Guys!

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, revealing Miss Saccharine from "Musta Been a Beautiful Baby" to be reading a book called 1,000 True Tales to some children, including Rocket the Sloth and his sister from "Slowwww Going", Tiny the Hippo from "Sonic the Matchmaker", and the pink lab rat from "Musta Been A Beautiful Baby".]
 * Tiny: Yeah!

[The children cheer.]
 * Miss Saccharine: There'll be time enough for all your favorites!

[''The camera zooms in on Miss Saccharine as she raises her right hand. Sonic runs into the park, with Tails in tow, as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder chase them.'']
 * Scratch: I told you they were heading for the park!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Quick! After them!

[''Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder run into the park. A view of a sign that says, KEEP OFF GRASS is shown, and the camera zooms out on it as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder run past it. They screech to a halt when they see Sonic and Tails, both of whom are disguised as law enforcers. Sonic is holding a baton in his right hand, and Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder grunt as they bump into each other.'']
 * Sonic: Can't you read? Keep off the grass!
 * Robotnik: Uh, sorry!

[''Sonic leads Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder to a trash can. He picks it up with both his hands and puts it in Robotnik's arms as the lid falls off.'']
 * Sonic: No littering!

[''Robotnik grumbles as he struggles to hold the trash can. Sonic runs away, and Robotnik and Scratch scream as they stare in shock at Sonic, who comes back, carrying a pile of bikes in both his hands, which he puts in the trash can. The camera moves up, revealing Tails to be holding another pile of bikes in both his hands, which he puts on top of the pile.'']
 * Tails: No bike riding!

[''Sonic runs up to Scratch and Grounder, grabbing the former's neck with his left hand and the latter's left arm with his right hand. Scratch and Grounder scream as Sonic grabs them.'']
 * Sonic: No robots!

[''Scratch and Grounder scream as Sonic tosses them atop the pile of bikes. Tails points his left index finger at Robotnik.'']
 * Tails: No egg-bellied slow-mos!

[Sonic runs to the top of the pile in the trash can, and Tails lands next to him.]
 * Sonic: I don't think that one worked.

[Tails nods his head, "No".]
 * Tails: No foolin'!

[''Sonic and Tails run away, leaving their law enforcer disguises behind. The camera zooms out on the pile in the trash can, which falls to the ground and creates a dust cloud. Robotnik crawls out of the cloud.'']
 * Robotnik: Quick! The portable portal transporter!
 * Scratch: I thought you had it!
 * Grounder: But I thought you had it!
 * Scratch: D'oh, you go get it!

[Robotnik taps his left foot impatiently.]
 * Grounder: No, you go get it!

[Scratch squawks when he sees Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: I think we're both gonna get it!

[The camera cuts to a view of Miss Saccharine and zooms in on her.]
 * Miss Saccharine: And so, Hansel and Nettle got lost in the woods.

[Sonic runs past Miss Saccharine.]
 * Miss Saccharine: Whoa!

[Tails flies past Miss Saccharine.]
 * Tails: Watch out!

[''Tails stops flying and bounces on his butt. he grabs his left tail with both his hands.'']
 * Tails: Ow, I think I sprained my tails!

[The camera zooms out on Tails as Miss Saccharine walks up to him
 * Miss Saccharine: You'll feel a lot better if you just sit down and listen to this nice story!

[Miss Saccharine rubs Tails' head with her right hand.]
 * Tails: Sonic!

[''Sonic runs up to Tails and Miss Saccharine. He picks the former up by his right wrist with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: I got you, little bud!

[Robotnik puts his right hand on Sonic's right arm, and Sonic and Tails stare in shock at him.]
 * Robotnik: And I've got you!

[''Scratch and Grounder are now carrying the Portable Portal Transporter in the former's right arm, and both the latter's hands. Scratch points his left index finger at Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Remember, Dr. Robotnik said to make the beam wide!

[Grounder nods his head, "Yes".]
 * Scratch: Get read...
 * Grounder: Ready, aim, fire!

[''Scratch and Grounder scream as they fire a beam from the Portable Portal Transporter. Miss Saccharine drops her book, and the beam zaps Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik, creating a portal that they get sucked into.'']
 * Robotnik: No!

[''Sonic and Tails scream as they and Robotnik are carried into Miss Saccharine's book by the portal. Black smoke emits from the book.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: Well, I've never seen anything like that before!

[Scratch walks up to Miss Saccharine, who is now standing near Rocket's Sister, Tiny, and one of the Elephant Girls from "Musta Been a Beautiful Baby".]
 * Scratch: Well, stick around, sister!

[Grounder rolls up to Scratch.]
 * Scratch: Stuff like that happens to us all the time!

[''The camera cuts to a view of the book and zooms in on it. The screen then transitions to a view inside the storybook, where the words, Once Upon a Time are shown in gold letters above some trees. The camera moves down, revealing one of the trees and the flowers to have faces. Sonic, who is dressed in lederhosen and a fedora with a feather in it, and Tails, who is wearing a dress and a hairbow, suddenly appear. Sonic looks around.'']
 * Sonic: Where's robotnik?
 * Tails: I got a better one for you; where are we?

[Sonic and Tails walk past some trees with faces on them.]
 * Sonic: If I didn't know better, I'd say we were in a fairy tale!
 * Tails: But which one?

[Sonic and Tails walk up to a house made of chili dogs.]
 * Sonic: Hansel and Nettle, the one with the house made of chili dogs in it!

[Sonic and Tails jump in excitement.]
 * Sonic and Tails: Chili dogs?

[Sonic and Tails run up to the chili dog house, and Sonic grabs one of the chili dogs from it with his right hand and eats it.]
 * Sonic: Hansel and Nettle,

[Tails then grabs a chili dog with his left hand and eats it.]
 * Sonic: My fave fairy tale, for obvious reasons!

[Tails then lifts up his dress with both his hands and looks down at his lower body.]
 * Tails: Hey, I just noticed; I'm a girl!

[Tails lets go of his dress.]
 * Sonic: This is as weird as it gets!

[As the camera zooms out on Sonic, the sound of a door opening can be heard, and Tails screams.]
 * Sonic: Huh?

[Sonic and Tails turn their attention to Robotnik, who is dressed as a witch, and wearing a fake nose and chin.]
 * Robotnik: Who's that nibbling on my house?
 * Sonic (whispering to Tails): It just got a heck of a lot weirder!
 * Robotnik: Why don't you two sweet, adorable children come inside as lu...

[Robotnik stutters.]
 * Robotnik: For lunch?

[Tails jumps excitedly.]
 * Tails: Lunch? Hey, what a nice old hag, I mean, lady!

[Tails runs into the house, while sonic holds out both his hands like stop signs.]
 * Sonic: Tails, wait! The story!

[Sonic sighs in disdain.]
 * Sonic: Oh, well.

[''Sonic runs into the house. Tails is now standing near a pot of boiling chili and sniffs it.'']
 * Tails: Wow, there's nothin' like the smell of chili cookin' to get my tails twirlin'!

[''Sonic walks up to Tails as the camera moves up to Robotnik's shadow. Sonic and Tails look down at the pot and lick their lips as Robotnik walks up to them. They then look up at him.'']
 * Robotnik: Why don't you two incredibly cute tykes help me by stirring the chili while I prepare my secret ingredient?

[Sonic and Tails are now holding a ladle in both their hands, and use it to stir the chili as Robotnik walks away.]
 * Sonic: Uh, sure, lady!
 * Tails: I wonder what the special ingredient is!

[Robotnik removes his fake nose with his left hand, and his fake chin with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: It's you, you miserable twerps!

[Sonic and Tails run away just in time as Robotnik runs into the pot of chili.]
 * Robontik: No!

[Robontik jumps out of the pot of chili and into a trough of water.]
 * Robotnik: Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow!

[Robotnik sighs in relief as the camera zooms in on him.]
 * Tails: Hey, how'd you know that was gonna happen?
 * Sonic: Little bud, always remember your fairy tales!

[The camera zooms out on Sonic.]
 * Tails: Is there a part where the witch throws giant balls of flaming hot chili at Hansel and Nettle?
 * Sonic: Nope!
 * Tails: Well, somebody ought to tell Robotnik that!

[Robotnik is now holding the ladle in both his hands, and uses it to toss a ball of chili at Sonic and Tails.]
 * Robotnik: Take that!

[The ball of chili flies past Sonic and Tails.]
 * Robotnik: And that!

[Robotnik tosses another ball of chili at Sonic and Tails, who both duck to avoid it.]
 * Sonic: Time to split, Kit!

[''Sonic grabs Tails' right wrist with his left hand, and runs away, with Tails in tow. Robotnik growls angrily, then holds the ladle up to his mouth with his right hand and licks the chili from it. The camera zooms in on him as he runs his right thumb and index finger through the right half of his mustache.'']
 * Robotnik: Hmmm, tastes so much better with eggs and hedgehog in it!

[Robotnik's mustache spins counter-clockwise, and is used as a transition to the next scene, where in Mobius, Miss Saccharine is shown reading the book.]
 * Miss Saccharine: And so, the Witch added more jalepeños and continued to chase the hedgehog. That's odd, I don't remember this version of Hansel and Nettle!

[Rocket's Sister laughs.]
 * Rocket's Sister: I like it!
 * Rocket: Me too!

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, revealing Grounder to be sitting next to Rocket.]
 * Grounder: Me four! Uh, three!

[Scratch walks up to Grounder.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, get over here!

[''Scratch grabs Grounder by his left wrist with his right hand and walks away with him in tow. He walks up to the Portable Portal transporter, which the camera moves to. Grey smoke emits from it.'']
 * Scratch: We gotta fix this thing and get Dr. Robotnik out of that fairy tale dimension!
 * Grounder: Okay, okay! right after the next story!

[Grounder points his left drill at Scratch, and backs away as Scratch has an angry snarl on his face.]
 * Miss Saccharine: Once upon a time, there was a princess named Snow Height.

[''A view of the storybook is shown, with a picture of Snow Height. The screen then transitions to a view inside the Evil Queen's castle.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: She was the tallest princess in the land, but the queen was jealous of her.

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where the Evil Queen looks into her magic mirror.]
 * Evil Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the tallest of them all?

[The Evil Queen laughs wickedly, and the camera zooms in on the mirror as Robotnik's face suddenly appears in it.]
 * Robotnik: It ain't you, string bean!

[''The Evil Queen gasps as Robotnik runs out of the mirror. The Evil Queen then sighs and falls over. The screen then transitions to a view of the Seven Squatty Guys' cabin. Inside, Snow Height's feet can be seen, and the camera moves up to her face.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: And so, Snow Height hid in the house of the Seven Squatty Guys;

[A view of the Seven Squatty Guys is now shown as the camera moves from Shrimpy to Sid.]
 * Miss Saccharine: Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Tails, and Sid.

[Snow Height lifts her skirt with both her hands.]
 * Snow Height (singing): Humming while you squat, humming while you squat!
 * Sonic: We like to dance a lot!

[''Sonic and Tails each take a bow. Snow Height, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Tails, and Sid all hum as they dance. As the camera moves from Shrimpy to Sid, Stumpy holds Shorty's left hand with his right hand, Dumpy holds Stumpy's left hand with his right hand, Shorty holds Dumpy's left hand with his right hand, Sonic holds Shorty's left index finger with his right hand, Tails holds Sonic's left hand with his right hand, and Sid holds Tails' left tail with his left hand.'']
 * Snow Height, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Tails, and Sid (singing): Humming while you squat, humming while you squat!

[Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Tails, and Sid all stop dancing, and Snow Height claps her hands, when suddenly, there is a knock at the door.]
 * Snow Height: Now who could that be?
 * Sonic: I'll give you three guesses!
 * Tails: Watch out for that...

[Snow Height bumps her head on a support beam.]
 * Snow Height: Ow!

[Snow Height falls over.]
 * Tails: Beam!

[''Robotnik, who is disguised as a chili dog vendor, is at the door. Snow Height opens the door, and Robotnik is holding a poisoned chili dog in his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Please buy my... chili dog!

[Tails runs under Snow Height and up to Robotnik.]
 * Tails: Chili dog! Gangway!

[''Tails grabs the poisoned chili dog from Robotnik with his right hand, then runs back into the Seven Squatty Guys' cabin. Sonic closes the door with his right hand, and Robotnik yells.'']
 * Sonic: Tails, no!

[''Sonic runs up to Tails, but is too late, as Tails has now eaten the poisoned chili dog. Tails shrugs his shoulders in confusion.'']
 * Tails: What's the deal? It's absolutely delicious!

[''Tails gags, and his face turns green. He then falls over. Sonic runs up to Tails and grab his face with both his hands. Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid all walk up to Sonic and Tails as the camera zooms out on them.'']
 * Sonic: Man! He really doesn't know his fairy tales!
 * Snow Height: Fairy tales?

[The camera moves down to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: That's cer-rect! And now you gotta kiss him, or he'll sleep for 26 weeks!

[The camera moves back up to Snow Height.]
 * Snow Height: Kiss him? But he's a short, little two-tailed fox!
 * Sonic: But you've got to! If you do, I'll introduce you to... uh, Prince Charming!
 * Snow Height: Prince Charming?

[Snow Height gasps, and the camera zooms out on her as she points her left index finger at Sonic.]
 * Snow Height: You got a deal!

[''Snow Height ducks and kisses Tails on his right cheek. Tails' face turns back to its normal color, and Tails awakens.'']
 * Tails: Whoa, that chili dog packs a wallop!

[A knock at the door is heard, and Snow Height, Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid all turn their attention to it.]
 * Snow Height: Who's there?
 * Robotnik: It's the Big Bad Wolf! Open up, or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
 * Sonic: Wrong fairy tale, Robotnik!

[''Sonic points his right index finger at the door. Robotnik kicks the door open, creating a cloud of dust. When the dust clears, Robotnik is revealed to be holding a leaf blower in both his hands, which he points at Snow Height, Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid.'']
 * Robotnik: Is it?

[Robotnik blows Snow Height, Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid away with the leaf blower.]
 * Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid: Whoa!

[As Snow Height, Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid are all blown out the window, Tails holds onto Snow Height's left foot with his right hand, and Sonic and Snow Height hold onto the edge of the window with both their hands.]
 * Sonic: Go to it, Snow! There's your prince! That guy with the leaf blower is Prince Charming in disguise!
 * Snow Height: My prince, my prince!

[Snow Height climbs through the window.]
 * Robotnik: This is a very big girl!

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where Tails is now holding onto Snow Height's skirt with his right hand as Sonic climbs through the window.]
 * Robotnik: Oh!

[''Snow Height runs up to Robotnik, who yells and drops his leaf blower. She hugs him. Sonic and Tails sneak past them, then run out the door.'']
 * Sonic: Time to speed, keed!
 * Tails: I'm with you! But, where to?

[Sonic and Tails run across a forest path.]
 * Sonic: We gotta find some way out of this fairy tale world!

[Robotnik chases after Sonic and Tails.]
 * Robotnik: Come back here, you squatty little pest! Huh?

[''Robotnik turns around and scream when he sees Snow Height chasing him. He runs away as she chases him.'']
 * Snow Height: My prince, my prince!

[''Sonic and Tails run past the Fairy Godfather, who resembles Vito Corleone from The Godfather and is holding a magic wand in his left hand, and Cinderella, who is dressed in rags. The Fairy Godfather's magic wand turns Cinderella's rags into a pink dress.'']
 * Cinderella: Are you my fairy godmother?

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where the Fairy Godfather is.]
 * Fairy Godfather: No, I'm your Fairy Godfather. I'm gonna cast a spell you can't refuse! Dance, Cinderella! They will fear you!

[Robotnik runs past the Fairy Godfather and snatches his magic wand from him with his right hand.]
 * Fairy Godfather: Huh?
 * Robotnik: Give me that! Oh, this little device is just what the doctor ordered!

[''Sonic and Tails continue running, until they run into a brick wall. They land, and stars appear over their heads.'']
 * Tails: Yikes! How'd that happen?

[Sonic rubs his head with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: In this crazy world, anything is possible, little bud!

[The camera moves over to the left side of the screen, where Robotnik is leaning against the brick wall.]
 * Robotnik: Right you are, Sonic! Perhaps you can help me with a little problem!
 * Sonic: I've been meaning to tell you, you're gonna need hedge clippers to cut those nose hairs!

[Sonic points his right index finger at Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Very funny, hedgehog! But the problem I was referring to is whether I turn you into a toadstool...

[Robotnik turns the brick wall into a toadstool with the magic wand.]
 * Robotnik: Or a toad!

[''Snow Height runs up to Robotnik. He turns to face her, and turns her into a toad with the magic wand.'']
 * Snow Height: Ribbit, ribbit!

[Sonic and Tails stare at Snow Height in shock.]
 * Robotnik: Whichever I do, it's the end of Sonic the Hedgehog!

[The screen fades to black.]