Haircraft in Space/Transcript

This is a transcript of the Sonic Underground episode, "Haircraft in Space".


 * [The Sonic Underground theme song plays]


 * Aleena (narrating): Sometimes, the struggle of a Freedom Fighter wears on the spirit. But as Sonia would soon learn, relaxing one's guard for even a second leaves room for unscrupulous attack.


 * Do-Bot: Permanator Salon, where our slogan is "Hasta la vista, baby!" Do-Bot speakin'. [chattering on the phone] Oh dear, now that is an emergency! Well you just get your frizzy little self down here! [hangs up and wheels over to a customer] Welp, guess who tried to do her own hair again. Tried it and fried it!
 * Customer: That's so typical. I told her not to trust anybody but you!
 * Do-Bot: Really? [turns hypnotic] What else didn't you tell her?
 * Customer: That I think Doctor Robotnik is a ridiculous... conceited... buffoon.
 * Do-Bot: You don't say! [returns to normal] Okay sweetie, that's it! You're done.
 * Customer: Ooh, perfect as usual! No wonder you're the hottest hairdresser in Robotropolis!
 * Do-Bot: Oh! Oh, I-I didn't see you there. [Sleet and Dingo gang up on her] [gasps] Sorry, b-but this area isn't for customers!
 * Dingo: [growls]
 * Do-Bot: Heeelp! Police! Masher! Look into now...!
 * Sleet: Finally!
 * Computer: Security system disabled.
 * Sleet: Give me a blank tape. [inserts the tape and reboots Do-Bot] Okay, let's get out of here!
 * Do-Bot: Who's neeext?


 * Manic: Oh, man, that was the coolest last night! Oh, the Prince of Dorkness sure got his, didn't he?
 * Sonic: Yep! He's gonna have to find some place else to build his bots now.
 * Sonia: I cannot believe how primitive my life has become. [Manic's drumsticks keep tapping] Oh, Manic, would you keep it down?!
 * Manic: Sure!
 * Sonia: Urrrrgh!
 * Manic: Man, everybody's a critic.
 * Sonic: Hey, nice do, sis! You look like a... recycle bin.
 * Sonia: Sonic Hedgehog, you left an open can of soda in the living room!
 * Sonic: Thanks, sis! So that's where I left it.
 * Sonia: "Thanks, sis?!" I just poured it all over my head! Now I have to shampoo my hair again!
 * Sonic: Hey, take a chill pill, sis. You used up all my soda and I'm not mad.
 * Sonia: Arrrgh!


 * Sonia: Manic, have you seen my hairdryer?
 * Manic: What? I can't hear you over that hairdryer!
 * Sonia: [gasps]
 * Sonic: Want a chili dog?
 * Sonia: SONIC!
 * Sonic: Yeah, I know, it's taking too long! I'll turn it up to high!
 * Sonia: No! It's gonna short!
 * Sonic: [gasps]
 * Sonic and Sonia: Ahh! Ugh!
 * Sonic: Well, I guess I'm not hungry after all. [chuckles]
 * Sonia: Sonic Hedgehog, you are so in trouble!
 * Manic: [gasps] Uh-oh, royal mad at six o'clock!
 * Sonia: Huh? [picks up a salon magazine] Oh, I deserve this. I so deserve this!


 * Sonia: [sighs]


 * Sonia: [sighs]
 * Do-Bot: Isn't that the new Tex-Mex mousse? Ooh, a little sticky, huh...
 * Sonia: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
 * Do-Bot: Don't you worry, honey. A little aromatherapy'll take care of all your worries! Do you want a "aura massage"?
 * Sonia: I want the works!
 * Do-Bot: Ah, sweetie, you are stressed! Why don't you tell Do-Bot all about it? [turns hypnotic] Just tell me all about it!
 * Sonia: Well, our last mission was just really hard, and the new rebel base is so cramped and dirty.
 * Do-Bot: Rebel base?
 * Sonia: Yeah... The command center is located right under Robotnik's backyard.
 * Customer (tape recording): Every time Robotnik says "excellent", I can hardly keep from laughing. I think it's the only superlative he knows! [sniggers]
 * Robotnik: Well it's a good thing I made that Do-Bot to keep tabs on my allies. Anyone who speaks against me will be immediately roboticized! And pick up that next tape! From the Do-Bot!
 * Sleet: It'll be a pleasure, sir.
 * Robotnik: Exce- [clears throat] Um... good.


 * Sonia: Oh, it's exquisite! You're a life saver. A life saver! [Sleet walks in] [gasps]
 * [customers panic in fright]
 * Sonia: Sleet and Dingo?!
 * Sleet: Hedgehog! [Sonia tries to escape] Get her...!
 * Dingo: Sonia...
 * Sleet: Get that Do-Bot!
 * Dingo: Raargh!
 * Sonia: [gasps] Urrgh! [strains] [pushes a cabinet down] Hiiiiii-yah!
 * Dingo: Ugh! [groans] [Do-Bot launches him into the ceiling] Whoaaa! Oof!
 * Sonia: What did he want with you?
 * Dingo: Ah, I have no idea, sweetie. Emergency facial, perhaps?
 * Sonia: Ahh!
 * Sleet: Not so fast, hedgehog!


 * Sonia: Heeeeeee-yah!
 * Sleet: Eaaahhh... [looks up] Huh?! [gets covered in hair mousse] What's this? Whoa!
 * Sonia: [laughs] The Do-Bot. I lost her! [looks around] The Do-Bot's gone!


 * Bartleby: Sonia, thanks for coming. You've got to see this!
 * Sleet: Anyone who knows the Do-Bot's location, contact Doctor Robotnik immediately. This robot is considered dangerous and very crafty!
 * Dingo: Yeah, she got away before we could even get the tape out of her!
 * Sleet: Quiet!
 * Bartleby: I think Robotnik's been using the Do-Bot to tape our conversations!
 * Sonia: What? Why?
 * Bartleby: There's something about that Do-Bot. Something that makes me talk more. About Robotnik! Very odd...
 * Sonia: Now that you mention it, that Do-Bot was doing something strange...
 * Bartleby: Sonia, people are disappearing. And I saw the Do-Bot today and I dumped on Robotnik like mad! I'm sure he'll think I'm a traitor!
 * Sonia: Yeah... Hmm, what did I say? Chili, shampoo, massage, hm... [gasps] Oh no! Cramped dirty secret rebel base! I can't believe I said that!
 * Bartleby: Can you find the Do-Bot before Robotnik gets it?
 * Sonia: Oh, I have to! If Sonic and Manic find out what I gave away, they'll never forgive me for putting Freedom Fighters!


 * Sonia: So that's it. The Do-Bot's out there and nobody knows where!
 * Sonic: Bummer(!)
 * Sonia: Listen guys, Bartleby needs our help!
 * Sonic: Look Sonia, I know those aristo-butts are close friends of yours...
 * Manic: But they're gettin' what they deserve. And gossip always comes back to bite ya, just like the song says!
 * Sonic: What song?
 * Manic: The one I'm makin' up, dude!


 * ["Don't Be A Backstabber" plays]


 * Sonia: Well, I've gotta help him!
 * Sonic: Hey, if it's that important to you sis, we're there.
 * Sonia: [sighs] [the door alarm rings] Huh? Are you expecting anyone?
 * Manic: Not us!
 * Sonia: Oh my gosh!
 * Do-Bot: Oh, it's you! Thank goodness. It's so nice to be here, safe at last! They were chasing me, can you imagine that? And then I was wandering around the city, when I thought I smelled a familiar cream rinse. The nose knows, you know?
 * Manic: [giggles]
 * Do-Bot: Can you help me find out why they were chasing me, huh, huh, HUH?! Ohhh, my! What a nice place you have here!
 * Manic: [giggles] Huh?
 * Do-Bot: Who is this handsome young frog?
 * Manic: I'm, uh... Manic!
 * Do-Bot: What's your story, morning glory?
 * Manic: I'm Sonia's brother, son of Queen Aleena.
 * Sonic: Huh?
 * Manic: Separated at birth, we-
 * Sonic: Hey, what's with you, bro? [shakes Manic] Sorry, he gets dropped on his head a lot. Name's Sonic.
 * Do-Bot: The famous Sonic! I've heard so much about you. [turns hypnotic] But I'm sure you could tell me more...
 * Sonia: Huh? [gasps]
 * Sonic: Well, er, I'm really fast and I know I'm impatient.
 * Sonia: Isn't this interesting...?
 * Sonic: I'm known for my speed... huh?
 * Sonia: Mobius to Sonic!
 * Sonic: Hey, what's happenin', sis?
 * Sonia: She hypnotises people! Well you know, if we're going to help you, we need to check something out.
 * Sonic and Manic: Huh?
 * Sonia: How do you like that? A tape player!
 * Do-Bot: Didn't know I had it in me! [laughs squeakily]
 * Sonia: [strains] This thing's in here tight!
 * Manic: Let me! [gets shocked by Do-Bot's chest] Ooh! Whoa, oh! [hits the wall] Oof!
 * Sonic: Nice do!
 * Do-Bot: Don't worry, honey. I can fix that!
 * Sonia: You know, Bartleby knows a bot expert. Maybe he could get that tape out!
 * Sonic: Done, sis! We'll jam as soon as it's dark.
 * Sonia: Great!
 * Sonic: Is that bot strange, or what?
 * Manic: Yep, it wouldn't break my heart if Buttnik got her back.
 * Sonic: Hey, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
 * Manic: Let the Do-Bot slip to Robotnik? Yo, what about Bartleby?
 * Sonic: Shhh... he'll be fine! Buttnik's not gonna roboticize his bread and butter! So... deal? [Manic slaps his hand in agreement] While we're out tonight, that bot gets the boot!


 * Sonia: Strange... we've never come here before! I'll wash the windshield.
 * Sonic: Cool! [watches a scanner robot] Told ya! Always surveillance bots around here.
 * Do-Bot: Are we there yet?
 * Robotnik: Excellent- um... very, very good! The Do-Bot is with the hedgehogs. Deploy more surveillance bots, then follow them! I want that bot!


 * Do-Bot: We're here? Oh, finally! I got such a cramp in my gears.
 * Manic: Okay, where are they?
 * Sonic: No clue. I think here Robotnik's guys would've jumped us way before this!
 * Bartleby: Sonic! Sonia! That you?
 * Sonia: Guys, guys!
 * Manic: [gasps]
 * Sonia: Bot attack!
 * Sonic: Remember: make it look good! [tries shooting the ships] Huh?
 * Sonia: Where'd they go?
 * Do-Bot: Aaaaaahhh! [a flying SWATbot grabs her] Let me go, you big oaf! Aaaahh! Aaaaahh!
 * Sonic: Mission accomplished, my man!
 * Sonia: Oh, we're too late!
 * Sonic: Aw, too bad! They got the Do-Bot! [sees Sleet's ship] Wuh-oh. Not good. Look!
 * Sleet: You, my friend, have a date with Robotnik!
 * Sonia: Nooo!
 * Sonic: No way, they can't be serious!
 * Manic: Aw, man! We should've never tipped them off... whoops.
 * Sonia: You what?! [Sonic and Manic cast a forlorn look] No, it's my fault. I should've leveled with you. There's more than gossip on that Do-Bot's tape. When I was at the salon, I blabbed the location of the new secret base.
 * Sonic and Manic: No, what?!
 * Sonic: It's okay, sis. But you shoulda told us.
 * Sonia: Oh, I'm sorry! But what do we do now?
 * Sonic: What else? The traditional doin' it to it! Hang on!


 * Sonic: Who wants what?
 * Sonia: I got Bartleby.
 * Sonic: Then we got the Do-Bot. Let's break!
 * Bartleby: Don't worry, all. If there's one thing you can count on, it's... [Sonia breaks into the cell through a vent] my Sonia!
 * SWATbot: Dead vent to the control room.
 * Sonia: Let's go!
 * Do-Bot: OW! Watch it, pal!
 * Sleet: Hurry up! Robotnik will be here any minute. [takes the tape from Dingo] However, it wouldn't hurt to give it a preview...
 * Dingo: UGH!
 * Sonic: Thanks!
 * Sleet: Oh no, you don't. I need that!
 * Manic: Gah!
 * Sonic: Whoaaa, goin' down! [hits the ground] Ugh!
 * Sleet: Not this time, hedgehog!
 * Manic: Comin' through!
 * Sleet: Oof... ugh! [Do-Bot runs over his fingers] Yowww!
 * Sonic: Let's juice and jam!
 * Robotnik: Now you're mine, hedgehogs!
 * Sonic: You know, a plan would really shake a spot just now.
 * Robotnik: D'oh! Oh... yaaahh!
 * Do-Bot: [blows] Just like using a blow dryer!
 * Sonic and Manic: [laughs]
 * Do-Bot: You've got the tape... [sniffs] get outta here...
 * Sonic: We're not leaving you behind! Let's go!
 * Do-Bot: You're... you're takin' me with you? I, I-I'm speechless!
 * Manic: Whoa, that's an opposite!
 * Sonia: Hey, when did she go military?
 * Sonic: Cool, huh?
 * Do-Bot: [blows]
 * Sonic: You're all right, Do-Bot.


 * Sonia: We thought you might want to dispose of this.
 * Bartleby: Thanks. [throws the tape on the fire] But I've got to get out of here. Robotnik still knows what we think of him.
 * Sonia: Well, we have a plan!


 * Sleet: Hey, there it is! Let's get it aboard!


 * Sleet: We found her sir, but... they removed the tape.
 * Robotnik: You rebellious hunk of junk! What do you have to say for yourself?
 * Do-Bot: You will remember nothing about the tape you could, or anything that happened today.
 * Robotnik, Sleet and Dingo: We will remember nothing. We will remember nothing.
 * Sonic: Sweet!
 * Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [laughs]


 * [The credits roll]