Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-24810590-20141029122731/@comment-24714013-20141117210433

Chuck Norris is woken up - because, come on, he's Chick Norris - and kicks Newman in the... Because of the pain already gained from previous attacks, Newman is killed. As his death wish, he tells the bloody warner bros. sign to go up into space and use the "ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES" death satellite. If the satellite is fired, then Earth will blow up.

In remorse, Iggy, Charlie and all the minions have a funeral for Newman, and at the funeral...