Sonic the Hedgehog

Sanic looked into Mooria’s eyes as he licked his face with passion. Meedio said “I can’t stand not licking your butt.” as Sanic stared into his anus. Marioo blushed a bit as Sanic proceeded to lick his rectum. Sanic’s tongue was full of poopy and a bit of diarrhea. Mario started laying on his side while Sanic stuck his pee pee into Moria’s chest hair. Meerio rubbed his mustache with feces and sperm from Sanic’s no-no square. Sanic was pleased at this sight and complemented Mapio. “You look fantastic.” said Sanic. Fario ate a pickle and spit out the pickle juice onto Sanic’s hard shaft. Fabio said “Rub my moustache with your nimppe fingers.” Sanic then shoved his toe into Polio’s butthole and Polo shouted “MORE HARDER PLEASE” and Sanic said “I’LL FUCK YOU HARDER THAN EVER SENPAI” as he fingered his pubic hair. Sanic ate a bowl of pubic hair ramen from Malio’s no-no square. Hapio looked into Sanic’s eyes and put a finger in his mouth as he sucked his finger to get all the moisture out. “Alluha akbar” whispered Deckleo as he shoved a butt into Sanic’s weiner hole. They both passed out with Sanic’s leg being dislocated and shoved into Gaben’s mouth.

The next day

“How was it?” asked Sanic with his leg still in Melliop’s mouth. Herpio slowly turned his head at a 180 degree angle and whispered “EQJHRGQFWHQCDEYUFQHEGUFGUWEFDQJWE” with a smile on his face. Smellmop looked at Sanic while Sanic made some pancakes and waffles out of orphan meat. They both smiled and discussed politics and how they were voting Hitler for president 20XX. They both ate the orphan breakfast and burped with satisfaction. Sanic asked Jeepers a question shyly. “G-D-Yapero… Do you think we could… Ya know… HAVE SEXUAL INTERACTIONS WITH YOUR ANUS AND MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN!” Fedricko looked at him with a soothing look and said “SUCKA MAH COCK TODAAAY BIG BOI!!!” “Oh ok. I like that.” Sanic said with compassion and a bit of lemon juice on his face. Sanic and Smeely rushed into bed, skipping the whole way there. Sanic looked at Mipo and said “I’m gonna stick my dick inside of your anus. You ready?” and Java said “Ready as a raisin in the heat of an Alabama snow storm, hun!” Sanic slowly stuck all eight of his genitals into Tinko’s bunglehole. Tippydip froze and had this weird look on his face like OM-gosh it was like so totally weird. Sanic then stuck his toe nail clippings into Astroidio’s lungs and then Quetzalkettlecornio breathed out nothing but paint fumes for all eternity. Sanic unloaded his love nectar into Fickledick’s hair and said “Gotta go fast!” as he ran away and left nothing but a paper saying “I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies

I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.

Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life

My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek

I called him a cunt

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

Im crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and its really cold

A warmth is moving towards me.

I feel something touch me

Its shrek

I am so happy

He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp

He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready

I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

He penetrates my butthole

It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against his force

I want to please Shrek

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

My dad walks in

Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"

Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life”.

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