User blog comment:Admiral Leviathan/THIS! IS! W. . . never mind./@comment-11644326-20100820201431

@Murph

Fine. I'll start being nice.

Here is your faithful companion cube (Cube with hears appears).

Your companion cube will never threaten to stab of hurt you. It, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the cube does speak, 7/10 Aperture scientists ask you to disregard it's advice.