Hedgehog of the "Hound" Table/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Hedgehog of the "Hound" Table".

[''The episode begins with a view of a medieval forest as Robotnik's time machine suddenly appears and spins rapidly. Scratch, Robotnik, and Grounder all scream as they are tossed in separate directions. The time machine stops, and Scratch is revealed to be hanging from a tree branch whilst Grounder is lying next to another tree. Stars spin around Scratch's head.'']
 * Grounder: Ooh, I think this time machine is ready for it's 50,000-year service!

[''Robotnik is revealed to be lying atop a pine tree. He sits up, reaches behind his back with his right hand, pulls out a map, and unfolds it with both his hands.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: We've arrived at the proper time!

[Robotnik closes the map, pulls down a projection screen with the images of the four Chaos Emeralds on it with his right hand, and draws an X over the Emerald of Invisibilty with a pencil he is holding in his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: I've got three more Chaos Emeralds to find yet,

[Robotnik pulls the projection screen back up.]
 * Robotnik: And once I've got them, I'll be the Supreme High Robotnik!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at the distance.]
 * Robotnik: That way!

[The pine tree launches Robotnik, and Scratch and Grounder watch in amazement as he flies through the air.]
 * Scratch: Wait for us!

[''Scratch and Grounder run after Robotnik, leaving clouds of dust behind them. Robotnik lands near Merlynx the Magician's tree lair.'']
 * Robotnik: Ow! Oh!

[''Robotnik screams, and stars spin around his head. He looks over at Merlynx's lair.'']
 * Robotnik: This is it! The secret lair of Merlynx the Magician!

[''As Robotnik walks towards Merlynx's lair, Scratch and Grounder run up to him. Robotnik pushes the door open with his right hand and walks inside. Merlynx's shadow looms over him, Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Merlynx: Leave the milk bottles on the step, oh, can't you see I'm busy?

[''Robotnik looks over at Scratch and Grounder as the camera moves over to Merlynx and focuses on him as he walks past his beakers. A drop of a chemical lands in a glass of orange liquid next to a book, and the orange liquid turns purple and emits a cloud of smoke.'']
 * Merlynx: At last, ah, I've done the impossible!

[Merlynx puts a lime and a tiny umbrella on the glass with his right hand, then picks up the glass with the same hand.]
 * Merlynx: This potion will make me youthful, strong, and uh, physically fit!

[Merlynx drinks the potion, then stares in shock.]
 * Merlynx: Yeow!

[Merlynx turns into a weightlifting machine, which has his wizard hat and glasses atop it.]
 * Robotnik: Merlynx, I've come for the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility!

[''Scratch walks past Robotnik, who then stares in shock at him. Scratch is now at Merlynx, lifting and lowering his handlebar with both his hands.'']
 * Scratch: Say, this thing does make you feel more physically fit!

[Robotnik runs up to Scratch and swats Merlynx's handlebar with his left hand, causing it to fall on Scratch, who screams in pain.]
 * Robotnik: Get off that stupid thing, you muscle-brain!

[''Scratch groans as he gets up, and stars spin around his head. Grounder runs up to him, and Robotnik yells forcefully at them.'']
 * Robotnik: Whip up a magical spell and turn Merlynx back to normal!

[Grounder waves his right hand at Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: Yes, your bad-breathness!

[''Scratch is at Merlynx's table and picks up an empty beaker with his right hand. Grounder rolls up to him, and notices Merlynx's magic wand on the table.'']
 * Grounder: Hey, a magic wand!

[Grounder picks up the wand with his right hand.]
 * Grounder: This should do it!

[''Grounder waves the wand, and creates a cloud of smoke. When the smoke clears, he and Scratch appear as the bride and groom figurines, respectively, atop a wedding cake. Grounder gasps as he and Scratch stare in shock.'']
 * Scratch: Huh?

[Robotnik runs up to the wedding cake, with Merlynx's wand sticking out of it.]
 * Robotnik: You dumbbots! Do I have to do everything myself?

[''Robotnik picks up the wand with his right hand. He waves it, and creates a cloud of smoke. When the smoke clears, he, Scratch, and Grounder all turn into sports trophies. Scratch is golden and holding a baseball bat in both his hands, Grounder is silver and holding a golf club in both his hands, and Robotnik is bronze and holding a bowling ball in his right hand and Merlynx's wand in his left. Another cloud of smoke appears, and when it clears, Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder are back to normal, with the latter two having lost their respective baseball bat and golf club.'']
 * Robotnik: I knew it! It's all in the wrist!

[''Robotnik drops his bowling ball, causing it to flatten Grounder. He then waves Merlynx's magic wand at Merlynx, creating a cloud of smoke. When the smoke clears, Merlynx is back to normal. Merlynx rubs his back with his left hand.'']
 * Merlynx: Ow! Uh, gettin' into shape can, uh, really get you, well, out of shape! Uh, uh, who are you?

[As Robotnik talks to Merlynx, Grounder tries lifts the bowling ball off his head with both his drills and tosses it aside.]
 * Robotnik: Never mind that! I came for the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility!
 * Merlynx: The Chaos Emerald? No, no, no, no, no! Not that!

[Merlynx chuckles nervously.]
 * Merlynx: It could be very dangerous in the wrong hands!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Merlynx.]
 * Robotnik: You're so right, Merlynx. But then again, if you don't get it for me,

[Robotnik runs up to Merlynx and grabs him by his robe with both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: You're going to be in my dangerous hands!
 * Merlynx: Uh, oh, well, if you put it that way...

[''Merlynx chuckles nervously as he lifts his wizard hat with his left hand, revealing the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility under it. Robotnik snatches the emerald with his left hand. He tosses Merlynx aside with the same hand, and is now holding the emerald in his right.'']
 * Robotnik: At last! I've got the Chaos Emerald! Now I'm invincible! I can never be harmed! Let's test it out! Give me everything you've got!

[''A laser cannon emerges from Grounder's chest compartment, and Scratch reaches behind his back with his right hand and pulls out a laser. They both fire at Robotnik, who laughs evilly, but quickly turns to screaming as his skeleton is now exposed. Scratch and Grounder stop firing, and a zapped Robotnik groans and falls over. Merlynx walks up to him.'']
 * Merlynx: I've tried to tell you, holding the emerald is only half of the spell! In order to gain invincibility, you have to become king!

[Robotnik stands up and looks over at Merlynx.]
 * Robotnik: King? Of what?
 * Merlynx: Why, King of the Hound Table of course!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Merlynx.]
 * Robotnik: That shouldn't be a problem,

[Robotnik pulls Merlynx over to him with his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: With you on my side!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly. The screen transitions to the next scene, wherein Tails is surfing on the beach. He flies into the air when the waves lower his surfboard, then gets back on it when the waves raise it.'']
 * Tails: Come on, Sonic! The waves are totally rad!

[Sonic, who is holding his surfboard in both his hands, runs up to Tails.]
 * Sonic: I'm on my way, Tails!

[Sonic passes by a pink girl with blonde hair.]
 * Sonic: And now I'm stopping,

[Sonic stops, then backs up.]
 * Sonic: Now I'm putting it in reverse!

[''Sonic sets his surfboard down near the Pink Girl, and turns to face her. He winks at her, then leans his against his surfobard by his right arm.'']
 * Sonic: Mind if this hedgehog plays in the sand with you?
 * Pink Girl: Mmmm, not at all!

[Sonic spins into the sand, and pokes his head out of it.]
 * Sonic: How bout' you and I...
 * Professor Caninestein: Sonic! Sonic!

[''Sonic stares angrily at Professor Caninestein as he walks up to him. Caninestein is holding his time scope in his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: What is it this time, Professor Caninestein?

[Tails, who is carrying his surfboard in both his hands, flies up to Sonic and sets his surfboard down next to his.]
 * Caninestein: According to my time scope,

[A view of Robotnik's time machine in the Medieval forest is shown.]
 * Caninestein: Dr. Robotnik has gone back to Medieval Mobius, where he's searching for the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility!
 * Sonic: Cut me some slack, Mac! The only time I've got to spare, I'm spending with my cute little friend here!

[Sonic pulls his left hand out of the sand and puts it over the Pink Girl's right shoulder.]
 * Pink Girl: You're awful cute yourself, Sonic!

[''The Pink Girl reveals herself to be a squid, as she wraps her right tentacle around Sonic's head. Sonic gasps as he stares in shock at the Squid Girl's tentacle. The Squid girl climbs out of the sand, revealing her to have three arms on each side of her body.'']
 * Squid Girl: I'd like to wrap you in my arms!

[The Squid Girl hugs Sonic.]
 * Sonic: On second thought, time waits for no hedgehog!

[Sonic jumps out of the sand and lands next to Tails, then grabs Tails' left wrist with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Sorry, Ma'am, gotta run, fast!

[''Sonic runs away, with Tails in tow. The Squid Girl looks angrily at him and crosses her arms. Caninestein is holding the Atomic Relativity Boots in his left hand and points his right index finger at them.'']
 * Caninestein: Don't forget your Atomic Relativity Boots! They'll enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the time warp!

[''Sonic runs back to Caninestein and puts the Atomic Relativity Boots on his respective feet with both his hands. Caninestein then reaches into his shirt pocket with his right hand and pulls out a card, which he hands to Sonic.'']
 * Caninestein: And here are the time-space coordinates for Robotnik's location!

[Sonic grabs the card with his left hand.]
 * Sonic: Gotta juice, Doc! Thanks!

[Sonic gears up to run.]
 * Sonic: Up, over, and gone!

[''Sonic grabs Tails' right wrist with his right hand, and runs away with him in tow. The camera cuts to a view of the planet Mobius as Sonic circles it multiple times. Eventually, the planet flashes, and the camera cuts to a view inside the time warp. Sonic runs through it, with Tails in tow as the clock hands in the distance move counter-clockwise. A view outside King Arfur's castle is shown as the camera zooms in on it. Sonic runs into the courtyard and screeches to a halt.'']
 * Tails: Where are we?
 * Sonic: Looks like we're in the walls of some kind of castle!

[Princess Gwendolyn runs past Sonic and Tails, and they run up to her.]
 * Sonic: What's the rush, milady?
 * Princess Gwendolyn: They're attacking the castle! My father's in great danger!
 * Tails: Who's your father?

[Sonic, Tails, and Gwendolyn run over the bridge to King Arfur's castle.]
 * Gwendolyn: Why, king Arf... Arf... Arfur, of course!
 * Tails: King Arfur? Cool!

[''In the next scene, Sonic, Tails, and Gwendolyn are in King Arfur's castle as Tails walks up to King Arfur's throne. The camera zooms in on the throne.'']
 * Tails: I read about you in the history books! Where are the knights of the Hound Table?
 * King Arfur: Uh, outside the castle walls, getting clobbered by the evil Bloated Knight!
 * Tails: Bloated Knight?

[Sonic points his right thumb at Tails.]
 * Tails: Let's check it out, scout!

[''Sonic runs up the stairs, and Tails flies behind him. When they reach the window at the top, they look out it. The Knights of the Hound Table run up to the Bloated Knight, who is none other than an armored Robotnik.'']
 * Knights: Charge! We'll get him!

[Robotnik knocks the knights down by thrusting his stomach against them.]
 * Knights: Whoa!

[Robotnik laughs evilly.]
 * Sonic: It's Robotnik!

[''Gwendolyn runs up to a large book and picks it up with both her hands. She opens the book with her right hand.'']
 * Gwendolyn: Our legend tells that we will be saved by the...

[''Arfur walks up to Gwendolyn. A view of an illustration of the Holy Hedgehog, a hedgehog resembling Sonic wearing knight's armor and holding a sword in his left hand, is shown.'']
 * Gwendolyn: Ho... Ho... Holy Hedgehog!

[''Gwendolyn lowers the book, revealing Sonic to be behind it. Sonic points his left index finger at himself'']
 * Sonic: Who, me? The Holy Hedgehog?

[Arfur and Gwendolyn smile as they look at each other.]
 * Sonic: Well, now that you mention it, it does have a nice ring to it!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where in a cloud of smoke, the Knights of the Hound Table groan as Robotnik beats them up. Robotnik is now holding a magnet in both his hands. A Knight in golden armor is holding a mace in both his hands as he walks up to Robotnik, but the magnet pulls the armor off his body, leaving him wearing only white boxer shorts with red hearts. The Knight covers his body with both his arms and blushes in embarrassment. Three more Knights; one in gold armor holding a spear in his right hand, one in blue armor holding a spear in his right hand, and one in orange armor holding a spear in both his hands, all run towards Robotnik.'']
 * Knights: Charge!

[''Scratch, who is dressed in a knight's helmet, aims a cannon at the knights, then plugs his ears with both his index fingers as the cannon fires a cannonball. The cannonball bounces, then rolls like a bowling ball. The cannonball knocks over the three knights like bowling pins.'']
 * Knights: Whoa!

[''Grounder, who is dressed in a knight's helmet and armor, and has a mace where his right drill would be, grunts as he uses his extended nose like a sword against a Lnight in gold armor who is holding a spear in both his hands. Grounder then spins the Knight around, and when the Knight is facing against him, Grounder tears off the seat of his armor with his nose. The Knight groans as he bounces near Scratch. A Knight in blue armor holding a mace in his right hand runs up to Scratch, who pulls out a laser with his right hand and zaps him with it. The knight groans in pain as he is zapped, then flies into the air. The camera cuts to a view of Robotnik, who is surrounded by Arfur's defeated Knights, and zooms out on him.'']
 * Robotnik: Say good night to your Knights, Arfur!

[Robotnik laughs evilly as Arfur stares sadly at him.]
 * Robotnik: I'm coming for you next!

[''Scratch and Grounder are now holding a ladder in both their hands and drills, and lean it up against the turret of Arfur's castle. Robotnik runs up to the ladder, then climbs up it. He climbs past Sonic, who is looking out the window, then he looks down and gasps in shock.'']
 * Robotnik: What? That? No! It can't be!

[Robotnik climbs back down the ladder until he reaches Sonic.]
 * Sonic: You may not believe it's me, that's why I always carry this;

[''Sonic holds up a card in his right hand. The card says, SONIC EXPRESS, SONIC T. HEDGEHOG, and depicts Sonic holding up his left thumb.'']
 * Sonic: My Sonic Express card!

[The image of Sonic winks his left eye at the viewers.]
 * Sonic: I never spin anywhere without it!

[''Sonic spins the rungs on the ladder above Robotnik. Robotnik stares in shock and screams as the ladder falls apart, and he falls off it. He then groans as he lands with a thud.'']
 * Robotnik [muffled]: Get me out of here!

[''Scratch grabs Robotnik's right leg with both his arms, and Grounder grabs his left with both his drills. They both grunt as they pull Robotnik out of the hole. Robotnik holds up his left fist.'']
 * Robotnik: Get that blasted hedgehog!

[''Sonic jumps down the turret. As he walks counter clockwise around the turret, Scratch, who is holding an axe in both his hands, sneaks up behind him. Atop the turret, Tails, who is dressed like a medieval servant, is standing next to a giant cauldron of oatmeal as the camera zooms out on him.'']
 * Tails: I like to start my day with a steaming pot of oatmeal!

[''Tails pulls the lever back with both his hands, and the cauldron of oatmeal dumps forward. Just as Scratch is about to hit Sonic with his axe, the oatmeal lands on him, burying him. Sonic backs away as this happens.'']
 * Sonic: Yikes!

[''Sonic, who is now holding a spoon in his right hand, walks up to the pile of oatmeal. He scoops the oatmeal up with his spoon and puts it in his mouth.'']
 * Sonic: What? No milk and honey?

[''Scratch, who now has his head poked out of the top of the pile of oatmeal, turns red. He screams as he runs into the moat, then pokes his head and left hand out.'']
 * Scratch: That wasn't so bad!

[''An alligator pokes his head out of the moat, and growls as he pounces at Scratch. The alligator then pokes his head out of the moat again, and picks at his teeth with a toothpick he is holding in his left hand.'']
 * Scratch [heard inside the alligator]: Told you! This is much worse!

[''The alligator burps. Grounder is now standing behind a catapult and chuckles as he turns the winch back with both his drills.'']
 * Grounder: This catapult will stop that smart-alecky Sonic! Ugh! There! Now to load it!

[Grounder grunts as he looks around.]
 * Grounder: Where'd I put those big bad rocks?

[''Grounder rolls away. Sonic runs up behind Robotnik and taps his back with his left index finger. Robotnik turns to face him.'']
 * Robotnik: Huh?

[Sonic ties Robotnik's mustache together with both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: Ow!

[''Sonic runs around Robotnik, who growls as Sonic shapes him into a ball. Sonic holds Robotnik above him with his right hand and tosses him at Grounder. Grounder rolls up to Robotnik.'']
 * Grounder: Ah! Here they are!

[Grounder grunts as he picks up Robotnik with both his drills.]
 * Grounder: I'll use this biggest, fattest, meanest-looking one for Sonic!

[''Grounder rolls up to his catapult and puts Robotnik in it. He then looks through the crosshair with his left eye.'']
 * Grounder: Now, where is that no-good hedgehog?

[''Sonic, who is holding a paint bucket in his left hand and a paintbrush in his right, runs up to the turret and paints a bullseye on it. He then tosses the paint bucket and paintbrush aside, then whistles into the fingers on his right hand. A view of the crosshair is shown as Grounder aims it at Sonic, who is standing in front of the bullseye and tapping his left foot impatiently.'']
 * Grounder: There he is!
 * Sonic: I'm waiting!

[Robotnik frees his mustache and arms and turns to face Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: What do you think you're doing?!

[Grounder holds up his left thumb.]
 * Grounder: I'm gonna blast that stupid hedgehog and make Dr. Robotnik proud of me!

[''Robotnik stares fearfully upon hearing this. Grounder then pulls the lever with both his hands, and the catapult launches Robotnik. Robotnik screams as he flies towards Sonic, who steps to his left side. Robotnik groans as he hits the bullseye.'']
 * Sonic: Bullseye!

[''Robotnik slides down the turret. Tails, Arfur, and Gwendolyn have all seen this from atop the tower.'']
 * Tails: All right, Sonic!
 * Arfur: Good show!

[The flattened Robotnik grabs his face with both his hands and stretches it out.]
 * Robotnik: You won't be cheering once you get a taste of my secret weapon!

[''Scratch and Grounder walk towards Robotnik, holding Merlynx captive with the former's right hand and both the latter's drills. Arfur stares in shock.'']
 * Arfur: Merlynx?!
 * Sonic: Some secret weapon! What's he gonna do? Pull me out of his hat?

[''Robotnik walks up to Merlynx, who is now holding his wand in his left hand. He grabs Merlynx by his robe with his right hand, and points his left index finger at Sonic.'']
 * Robotnik: All right, magician! Cast your spell, and don't misspell it!

[Robotnik sets Merlynx down.]
 * Merlynx: Rotten cheese and smelly sock, uh, turn hedgehog feet into, uh, solid rock!

[''Merlynx waves his wand and zaps it toward Sonic, who impatiently taps his right foot. Sonic gasps as the wand zaps his Atomic Relativity Boots, turning them into a pair of stone sneakers.'']
 * Robotnik: Aha!

[''Sonic grunts as he struggles to move forward. He then pulls on his left leg with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: Oh no!

[Tails gasps.]
 * Sonic: I'm a... slow-mo!

[The camera zooms in on Sonic, and the screen fades to black.]