User blog comment:Demon Killer/Sonic facts/@comment-10603955-20100701191612

Sonic wasn't made by god. His step-brother name ted created Mobius and thus created Sonic, so to parallel him from god, Ted said "let there be something cool" and poof there were Sonic but god tricked Ted in believing god hasn't made anything cool, he made Chuck Norris. It turned out that Chuck Norris and Sonic were distant cousins.