Eggman's Brother/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Eggman's Brother".

[Scene: Seaside Island, Day]
 * [Everyone's relaxing on the beach. Child Monkey, Reindeer Girl and Beth the Shrew are chasing each other. Stratford is making sand-castles.]
 * Dr. Eggman: You stole my spot, Sand-hog.
 * Sonic: Who wasn't anybody using it when we got here.
 * Dr. Eggman: I got up to get a slice and some water ice. I left Scorpion Bot to hold my spot. There's only one way to make this up to Scorpion Bot. Bud, you know what to do.
 * [Scorpion Bot raises a glass]
 * Dr. Eggman: No, you dunderhead. Attack!
 * [Scorpion Bot shoots a flamethrower at Team Sonic, forcing them to evacuate. It destroy's Stratford's sandcastles. Crab Bots emerge out of the sand to engage in combat. Sonic Homing Attacks them, along with a Scorpion Bot that Amy was about to hit with her hammer.]
 * Amy: Hey! I had that one!
 * [Knuckles prepares to punch another Crab Bot, but Sonic defeats it already, leaving him punching thin air and spinning round. Tails and Sticks prepare to attack their respective Crab Bots, but Sonic defeats them as well, with Tails getting caught from Sonic's homing attack and blasting into the sand next to a palmtree.]
 * Tails: [Coughs] Thanks, I guess...
 * [Sonic whips up some sand around Eggman, making him trapped in a sandcastle.]
 * Sonic: Ta-da!
 * [The rest of Team Sonic grunt in anger at him.]
 * Sonic: What?
 * Knuckles: You know how much I like smashing stuff, Sonic. Why didn't you let me smash stuff?!
 * Amy: We're supposed to be a team.
 * Sonic: Sometimes it's more efficient for me to do some stuff myself.
 * [The rest of Team Sonic groan at Sonic.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day] [Inside Eggman's Lair, Eggman gets changed.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Throws a rubber ring] I got sand in every grab. I've been washing it off for weeks, [Looking at Orbot and Cubot] and by I I mean you.
 * [Orbot and Cubot react nervously to Eggman. A doorbell rings and Eggman panics and talks inaudibly. He presses the button that opens the door. Dramatic music plays as Morpho shows up.]
 * Cubot: [Nervous] You know, there's two of them. Which one do I shoot?
 * [Cubot brings out a Disintegrator Ray and chooses between Eggman and Morpho. Orbot knocks it out of Cubot's hands.]
 * Morpho: Brother! [He hugs Eggman]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Pushing him off] Do the snapper you.
 * Morpho: Steve Eggman. Your long-lost brother!
 * [Morpho looks around the lair. He touches some of Eggman's weapons.]
 * Morpho: Wow. Nice place you got here. That couch fold out into a bed.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Snapping] No! [Normally] I mean, yes but you're not staying. I can't be bothered with highly improbable family reunions. I've done a lot of evil plans to hatch against Team Sonic.
 * Morpho: Oh I can help. I've got some special abilities and might come in handy.
 * Dr. Eggman: Here's the thing. Steve is it? There's only two ways this can go. A: You're a fake and can't be trusted; or B: You're really my brother, and you're definitely can't be trusted. So, scram.
 * [Eggman pushes Morpho away from his lair.]
 * Morpho: You're making a big mistake. I'll prove it to you, you'll see!
 * [Eggman slams the door in his face.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Sure sounds like he could be my brother.

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, day]
 * [Sonic is reading a newspaper on the bench. He spots Morpho walking along.]
 * Sonic: Yo, Egghead. What's with the hairpiece?
 * Morpho: You must be confusing me for my lousy good-for-nothing brother. I'm Steve Eggman.
 * Sonic: Really? The least you could do is get a better disguise.
 * [Eggman and Decimator Bot arrive.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Sonic, there you are. [Spots Morpho] Oh great. What are you doing here?
 * Morpho: I was minding my own business until your ugly face showed up!
 * Dr. Eggman: [Jumping off his Eggmobile to confront him] You're the ugly one, but I don't be luxurious blonde hair!
 * Morpho: Jealous much, cue ball?
 * [Eggman grunts and begins trading handslaps with Morpho. They fight each other.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Sonic, he's ruining my life!
 * [Eggman pushes Morpho out of the way and presses a button on his wrist controller, activating Decimator Bot.]
 * Sonic: I was wondering when you were gonna get back to me. Time to take out this wandering scrapheap.
 * [Sonic jumps off the bench, dodges a laser and Homing attacks Decimator Bot, hitting it. It fires a frozen beam by Sonic's feet, trapping him and making him shiver. Morpho picks up a rock and breaks the ice to free Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Wow. Thanks Steve!
 * [Sonic Homing attacks Decimator Bot three times, knocking its head off and collapsing to the ground.]
 * Dr. Eggman: You knew you couldn't be trusted.
 * [Eggman calls the Eggmobile from his wrist controller and flees. Morpho and Sonic fistbump each other.]

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day]
 * Sonic: Guys. You won't believe it. I met Eggman's long-lost brother. He rescued me from an ice block.
 * Morpho: Whoa!
 * [Everyone turns round and looks at Morpho in a superhero outfit. ]
 * Morpho: Hey, Sonic. Check out my new costume! Figures I'd need some new gears and some joining your team.
 * Amy: Sonic, what's he talking about?
 * Sonic: Now when Steve here saved me from Decimator Bot I asked him to join up with us.
 * Morpho: Whoa.
 * Knuckles: I don't trust this guy. It reminds me of someone... I just can't figure out who.
 * Amy: You really should have consulted us.
 * [An explosion is heard.]
 * Tails: [Looking at his wrist controller.] Whoa. A volcano just erupted outside the town.

[Scene Change: Gogoba Village, day]
 * [Team Sonic and Morpho leave Meh Burger and run over to the volcano site. They spot Gogobas stuck on a rock with falling lava surrounding them.]
 * Gogoba Chief: Oh good. Rescuers have arrived after our homes were engulfed in lava. But hey. Maybe you can save us, not that we'll have anywhere to live after.
 * Sticks: Yeah, just leave them.
 * Sonic: [Off-screen] Don't worry, gang! I got this!
 * [Sonic arrives in his Blue Force One, hovering over the lava. One of the Gogobas takes Sonic's hand, hanging him on to the vehicle and guiding him to safety. Morpho fires a laser that knocks a tree down. The branch falls next to the rock, creating a bridge over the lava for the Gogobas. They all quickly run across it, the log sinking into the lava as they do so.]
 * Gogoba Chief: Ow! I think I twisted my ankle running across that shoddy bridge you made, but hey. Don't worry about it.
 * Sonic: What'd I tell you guys? Great job, Steve! [Gives a thumbs up.]
 * Morpho: All in a day's work! Steve, away!
 * [Morpho runs around in circles. Team Sonic look confused.]

[Scene Change: Village Center, day]
 * Fennec Shopkeeper: Oh look. It's the guy who broke into my shop and devoured all of my vegetables. [Fennec Shopkeeper shows Sonic, Knuckles and Sticks an empty shop with a few turnips left.] What did you realize you missed a turnip?
 * Knuckles: Who me?! That's crazy talk! I don't even eat vegetables.
 * Glue Merchant: That's the guy who stole half the merchandise at my glue store!
 * Knuckles: That's ridiculous! I don't even eat glue!
 * Sticks: There are too many allegations around Knuckles for my case. Where there's smoke there's fire! We gotta cut him loose.
 * Sonic: No way! Knuckles wouldn't have done those things. What are you saying, Sticks?
 * Knuckles: No Sonic. She's right. When there's smoke, there's fire. And where there's fire, there's [Thinking] camping! I can pitch a tent outside town until this all blows over.
 * [Knuckles miserably walks away. Sticks wants to come with Knuckles but Sonic refuses her. As Knuckles and Sonic part ways, Sticks turns into Morpho.]
 * Morpho: Whoa.

[Scene Change: Outside Sonic's Shack, day]
 * Morpho: So, Knuckles turned out to be a thief? You think you know a guy.
 * Sticks: What the heck's going on here? A little birdie told me Knuckles ran in to exile.
 * Soar the Eagle: [Angrily] I have a name, you know and I'm not "little"!
 * Sonic: Sticksm you were the one who said we should cut Knuckles loose. Remember? Where there's smoke, there's fire?
 * Sticks: That's not true! There can be many reasons for smoke: Chemical reactions, smoke bonds, liquid smoke, in some cases, even steam can be confused for smoke.
 * [Morpho tiptoes behind a rock and morphs into Tails.]
 * Tails: I can't believe you, Sticks! First you force your buddy out of town, and now you're screaming about smoke bombs?! Glad I submitted you to that government watch list.
 * Sticks: [Gasps] I gotta go burn a bunch of documents. Ignore the smoke, there's no fire. [She runs off]
 * Amy: Tails, why would you say that? That's not like you.
 * Tails: Uh... I don't know, Amy. I guess I've just been kind of on edge lately. I could really use someone to talk to, about my feelings.

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, Day]
 * [Amy and Tails are walking across the jungle.]
 * Amy: Dr. Amy is in session! So, what do you want to talk about? First, your childhood inadequacies, or your regular inadequacies?
 * [Tails pulls a rope that releases a bucket of glue on Amy's head. Amy falls on her back.]
 * Amy: Hey! What's the big idea?!
 * [Tails warps back into Morpho.]
 * Morpho: Nothing personal, I just wanna destroy you and all your furry friends! I guess that is personal, but I can't have you blow my cover. Here, have a turnip.
 * [Morpho warps into Amy.]

[Scene Change: Outside Sonic's Shack, day]
 * [Sonic is sitting alone on the porch. Amy confronts him.]
 * Amy: I just talked to Tails. I don't want to breach doctor-patient confidentiality but he thinks you're running this team into the ground, and I agree.
 * Sonic: I know that I sometimes jump in and do things myself but, we're a team. We're friends.
 * Amy: [Upset] Are we? [She miserably walks off. Sonic groans. Hiding behind a rock, Amy grins and morphs into Sonic.]

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, day]
 * [Tails is busy repairing something until Sonic comes in.]
 * Sonic: Tails. Things have gotten pretty crazy lately. It's probably best if we all take a break from working together.
 * Tails: No way! I'm never gonna stop [Clenching his fist] fighting by your side.
 * Sonic: My mind's made up.
 * Tails: [Sighing] You're doing that thing again, when you think you can just make decisions for all of us. Maybe you're right. [Angrily] Maybe we do need a break from each other! [He runs out of his workshop. Sonic laughs to himself and morphs into Tails. He opens the shutter and the real Sonic turns up.]
 * Sonic: Tails, listen. I'm sorry I've been kind of a jerk lately. I just wanted to make sure you still have my back. I really need my best friend right now.
 * Tails: [Angrily] You brought this on yourself, Sonic!
 * [Tails rudely slams the shutters behind him and laughs evilly to himself.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day]
 * [Morpho knocks on the lair door. Eggman opens it.]
 * Dr. Eggman: You again.
 * Morpho: Look. I owe you a "My bad". I'm not your brother.
 * Dr. Eggman: I knew it!
 * Morpho: I'm Morpho. A shapeshifting robot from another dimension.
 * Dr. Eggman: I didn't know it.
 * [Morpho morphs into Sonic, Dave the Intern and a moose before morphing back into himself.]
 * Morpho: Ha hah!
 * Dr. Eggman: So why are you here?
 * Morpho: My Creator accidentally blew up our dimension.
 * Dr. Eggman: He sounds like a dunce.
 * Morpho: I was created by Dr. Eggman.
 * Dr. Eggman: Well, lovable dunce. You're not my brother.
 * Morpho: Nope. Negatory. Nuh-uh. Nah. I'm in no way, shape or form your or anyone else's brother. Not in this or any dimension. I am so totally not your brother.
 * Dr. Eggman: It might have been fun and interesting to have a brother, but I guess a shape-shifting robot is almost as good. Come on in!
 * [Eggman walks with Morpho inside the lair.]
 * Morpho: I decided to prove my worth to you by infiltrating Team Sonic. I gain their trust and then slowly drove him apart.
 * Dr. Eggman: An actual brother couldn't have come up with a better plan.
 * Morpho: Now, Sonic's all alone, weakened by self doubt.
 * [They both laugh at each other.]

[Scene Change: Hedgehog Village, day]
 * [Eggman and Morpho set off on the Eggmobile to Hedgehog Village. Badniks infiltrate the village and scare the villagers. Two Beetle Bots fire lasers at Lady Walrus. She tries to run away but she turns back after three Mantis Bots chase her. As soon as the Eggmobile arrives at the site, Sonic arrives too.]
 * Sonic: What's going on, Eggman, and Steve? [Drops a miserable face] Oh man, not you too.
 * Morpho: It's over, Sonic. You fell right into my trap! [Laughs]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Laughing] And thanks to Morpho, my shape-shifting robot who incidentally isn't my brother, none of your lame friends are here to assist you. Oho! This is delicious!
 * [Sonic tries to spin attack the Eggmobile but a Mantis Bot gets in his way. He is grabbed by Burnbot's arm and is pounded to the ground. He homing attacks Two Beetle Bots but they dodge it. He is surrounded by a group of Beetle Bots and Mantis Bots.]
 * Tails: [Off-screen] Don't worry, Sonic. [The camera points to the rest of team Sonic] We've got your back!
 * [The rest of Team Sonic prepare for combat. Knuckles punches some Beetle Bots out of the way. Tails beheads a Mantis Bot with his wrench.]
 * Tails: I knew you would never give up on the team, no matter how bad things gotten. So I decided to get to the bottom of this!
 * [Amy hammers another Mantis Bot.]
 * Amy: That's been Tails using his tracking device and my [Hammers a robot] communicator to find me. I told him [Hammers a robot] all about this callous Eggman's [Hammers twice] evil morphing scheme.
 * Knuckles: [Punching Burnbot] The next thing you know is the team's all back together. :[He Kicks Burnbot knocking him over and punches a Mantis Bot. Team Sonic stare at Eggman. Sonic spin attacks the Eggmobile, sending Eggman and Morpho flying into the distance. They both fall into the ground by the jungle.]
 * Morpho: Guess my plan was not as good as I thought...
 * Dr. Eggman: Are you kidding? I know that you're just a shape-shifting robot or not my actual brother. Then with a plan is needlessly complicated and convoluted as that one, I kind of wish you were my brother.
 * Morpho: Even though you're not my brother, that means a lot.
 * Dr. Eggman: Oh I think you are. How are we gonna get out of here?
 * [Morpho morphs into a pogo stick. Eggman jumps on it and pogoes away with joy as the screen fades to black.]