User blog comment:Bullet Francisco/The Origin of Your Username/@comment-5215338-20130705150046

Shadow looked cool. Shadow sounded cool. Shadow acted cool. But Shadow wasn't cool. But I wuz noo 2 the franchise and thought Shadow was cool anyway. I had no idea what to put as my username (I knew I shoulda used my MMO username, Cooldudebob... lolz), but I wanted something Sonic-related.

But I suddenly remembered that the first "main series" Sonic game I ever played was Sonic Unleashed and then I remembered that I liked Shadow and then I put "Shadowunleashed" and then my name still sounded lame and meanwhile I was reading the "interesting phobias" word list on the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary and then I came across a word I knew and it was "triskaidekaphobia" and for all of you who don't look up words in the dictionary for fun triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number thirteen and I thought "Hey, numbers make usernames sound decent instead of lame" and I added 13 to the end of my username and sure enough it sounded decent instead of lame and that was the name I went with and now all I have is a username that sounds decent instead of lame and this giant run-on sentence.