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PyroGothNerd wrote: Mystic Monkey wrote:

Evtini200 wrote:

Mystic Monkey wrote:

PyroGothNerd wrote:

Evtini200 wrote: Let me think... Rouge would land me in jail. Amy would kill me if I upset her. Cream's voice is annoying. I have no chance at dating Blaze. Maria is dead. I'm out of options. CREAM IS A LITTLE GIRL!!! SHE'S LIKE, FIVE OR SOMETHING!!! She's way too young to date, and I'm pretty sure you're much older than her. Six, but yah, way too young. Oh yeah, forgot about that. Anyhow, now that some time has passed, I think I'll go with Tikal. She doesn't have the same hang ups as the others. I can't help but tease how this moved on from paedophilia to necrophilia, given that Tikal is technically dead. :P But she is technically of legal age and all about nice girl. The internet is a dangerous place...

This is why we don't date video game characters....

Funny how everyone seemed to have forgotten that these are animals we're talking about dating, which is bestiality (which is bad). So ultimately, there are no winners here.