Momma Robotnik Returns/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Momma Robotnik Returns".

[''The episode begins outside the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Mothers, which resembles a prison. Thunder booms and lightning flashes as the camera zooms in on it. The camera moves over to the gate as thunder booms and lightning flashes again, then the camera moves down to a room with a door labelled, C-5A. Momma Robotnik breaks the door down, and thunder booms and lightning flashes again. Police sirens sound as the camera moves past two searchlight towers.'']
 * P.A. System: Inmate escape! Inmate escape!

[''Momma Robotnik runs up to the wall and breaks through it. She then runs away into the forest, and the camera moves back to the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Mothers. The screen then transitions to a view of the forest the next morning as a Milk Delivering Cow driving a flying milk truck travels across the road.'']
 * Milk Delivering Cow: Get your fresh Moobius Dairy's milk!

[Momma Robotnik's shadow can be seen behind a tree, and she waves her right hand to signal the Milk Delivering Cow, who stops his flying milk truck near her He then tips his hat to her with his right hand.]
 * Milk Delivering Cow: Good Moorning, Ma'am! I've got fresh milk, fresh butter, fresh eggs. What do you want?
 * Momma Robotnik: I want your hovertruck!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Dr. Robotnik is flying his Egg-O-Matic hovercraft alongside Scratch and Grounder, who are driving their truck up the mountain. They turn a corner.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: Be careful, chips-for-brains!
 * Scratch: Yeah, Grounder!

[Scratch swats Grounder with his right hand, and Grounder grunts.]
 * Scratch: We could have been hurt!
 * Robotnik: Forget you! I'm more worried about the cargo in the truck!
 * Grounder: Where are we taking this stuff, Dr. Robotnik?

[As Robotnik talks to Scratch and Grounder, they approach the Mobius Microwave Towers.]
 * Robotnik: To the Mobius Microwave Towers! I have a foolproof plan to bring all of Mobius to its knees!

[''The camera moves down to Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder. Robotnik is now out of his Egg-O-Matic, Scratch is installing the transmitter, and Grounder has turned his right drill into a tow truck cable.'']
 * Robotnik: With this microwave tower, I will control every machine on the planet!
 * Grounder: So how are we gonna stop Sonic from messing up our plans?
 * Robotnik: Don't be ridiculous! That horrid hedgehog can't possibly know where we are!
 * Sonic: Hi, guys!

[Robotnik stares in shock and screams at Sonic, who is leaning his right hand against the microwave tower, and Tails, who is leaning his left hand against it.]
 * Sonic: Up to your usual badnik stuff, huh?
 * Robotnik: Sonic, and that pesky fox!
 * Scratch and Grounder: Huh?
 * Robotnik: Attack! Destroy! Eliminate them!

[''Grounder turns both his drills into lasers, and fires beams at Sonic and Tails, who stare in shock and scream. Sonic runs away, and Tails flies away just in time, as the beams hit the microwave tower. Robotnik runs up to Grounder.'']
 * Robotnik: Stop firing! You'll hit the tower!
 * Grounder: So what do we do?

[''Robotnik jumps into Scratch and Grounder's truck. He then presses a button on the control panel with his left index finger and pulls the lever back and forth with his right hand. The truck begins to transform.'']
 * Robotnik: Yeow!

[''Grounder stares in shock, and screams as his head spins clockwise. The truck has now transformed into a monster, and its tires have turned into claws.'']
 * Robotnik: We grab that pesky hedgehog!

[The monster breathes fire.]
 * Robotnik: Or if that fails, we barbecue him!

[The monster rolls up to the Microwave Tower, and it pinches its right claw at Sonic, who is standing atop it.]
 * Sonic: Hey, no pinching! I hardly know you!

[''Sonic jumps into the air, and Robotnik laughs evilly as the camera moves down to the bottom of the monster. Sonic, who is now disguised as a gas station attendant, runs down to the left rear tire, holding a hose in his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: Check your air, sir?

[''Sonic unscrews the cap to the tire with his right hand and puts the hose in the valve with his left hand. The hose inflates the tire immensely.'']
 * Sonic: This tire is really low, but I'm gonna fix that!
 * Robotnik: No! Don't!
 * Sonic: You got a weak spot in that tire, Sir! I'll just go see if we have a new one!

[''Sonic runs away, and the tire pops. Robotnik screams and grunts as the monster falls over. He groans in pain as he tries to crawl his way out of the rubble. Sonic then runs up to Robotnik.'']
 * Sonic: Clean your windshield, sir?

[Sonic runs away, and Robotnik growls angrily.]
 * Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

[Sonic runs up to Tails, who is flying near him.]
 * Sonic: That'll keep Robuttnik out of action for a while! Come on!

[''Sonic runs away, and Tails flies alongside him. Robotnik stands up, and dusts off his left shoulder with his right hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Huh?

[Momma Robotnik, who is now driving the Milk Delivering Cow's flying milk truck, lands it near Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Momma! You escaped again!
 * Momma Robotnik: Sonny! You messed up again! Didn't you?
 * Robotnik: We can get Sonic if we hurry!

[Momma Robotnik grabs Robotnik's right ear with her left hand and pulls it.]
 * Robotnik: Ow! Ow! Ow!

[Momma Robotnik picks up Robotnik with both her hands and puts him in the passenger seat of the flying milk truck.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Forget Sonic! It's you I want!

[''Momma Robotnik flies the flying milk truck away, and the screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress. The camera zooms in on it, then cuts to a view inside, where Scratch and Grounder are standing near the control panel. The camera then moves to the left side of the screen, where Robotnik and Momma Robotnik are standing near a table.'']
 * Robotnik: No, Momma! Stop!

[Momma Robotnik swats everything off the table with her right hand.]
 * Momma Robotnik: You dare tell me to stop?!

[As Robotnik talks to Momma Robotnik, he picks up a roll of tape with his left hand and catches a light bulb that flies through the air with his right.]
 * Robotnik: Well, uh, I only thought that, uh...

[Robotnik puts down the light bulb and the roll of tape, then grabs a purple jar that flies through the air with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: You always like to clean house!

[Robotnik grabs an electric pencil sharpener that flies through the air with both his hands.]
 * Momma Robotnik: That's right! I'm cleaning house again! And the first worthless piece of trash to go is you!

[''Momma Robotnik presses her right index finger against Robotnik's nose. Robotnik then covers his face with his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Ow!

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand.]
 * Robotnik: Oh, isn't she sweet? I wish I had a mommy!

[As Robotnik talks to Momma Robotnik, they come across several boxes of spare parts.]
 * Robotnik: But Momma, I'm your son!

[Momma Robotnik picks up a box of spare parts with both her hands.]
 * Momma Robotnik: And I'm constantly embarrassed by that fact! All the girls at the home keep asking me, "When is your son going to get rid of Sonic?".

[''Momma Robotnik tosses the box of spare parts out the window. She then turns to face Robotnik.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Since the answer is obviously, "Never", I decided to take over!

[Momma Robotnik walks up to the control panel, and Robotnik follows after her.]
 * Robotnik: You can't! Not now, when I'm the brink of my final triumph! Look, my machine control's super computer!

[''Momma Robotnik walks up to Robotnik and smacks his face with her right hand. He groans as she hits him.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Get out of my way! What does it do?
 * Robotnik: It broadcasts a beam to the Mobius Microwave Towers, which disrupts the programming of every machine on Mobius, and allows me to control them!

[Scratch claps his hands in approval.]
 * Scratch: Nice presentation, your repulsiveness!

[Grounder nods his head, "Yes" in approval, and Robotnik takes a bow.]
 * Robotnik: Thank you! And the beauty part is, Sonic didn't notice that the transmitter is still connected to the microwave array!
 * Momma Robotnik: Meaning?
 * Robotnik: Meaning all I have to do is turn it on!

[Momma Robotnik rubs her chin with her left hand.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Hmmm. You may have somethin' here!

[Robotnik runs up to Momma Robotnik and bows at her feet.]
 * Robotnik: Oh! Then you'll let me stay? Oh, please let me stay! Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on...

[Before Robotnik can finish, Momma Robotnik kicks him out of his fortress, and into a tree.]
 * Robotnik: Yeow!

[''Robotnik spins clockwise on a tree branch, then falls into a tree below. Robotnik grunts as the tree launches him into the air.'']
 * Robotnik: Whoa! Whoa!

[''Robotnik groans as he hits a cliff, then slides down into the mud. Scratch and Grounder, who have witnessed this, cheer as they clap their hands and drills together. Scratch holds up a card that says, 8.5 with both her hands, and Grounder holds up a card that says, 9.8 with both his drills. Momma Robotnik is now holding another box of spare parts over her head with both her hands and tosses it onto the ground as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all run up to her.'']
 * Robotnik: This is my fortress! You can't do this to me!
 * Momma Robotnik: Oh, yes I can! I officially disown you, Robotnik! Scram! Meanwhile, I have a plan to deal with Sonic... hmm-hmm... permanently!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Momma Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Stop her, now!

[''Scratch and Grounder run up to Momma Robotnik, who stares angrily at them. Robotnik chuckles evilly.'']
 * Robotnik: I'll show you, Momma! You can't throw me out of my own house!

[Momma Robotnik puts her left arm over Scratch, and her right arm over Grounder.]
 * Momma Robotnik: My boys!
 * Scratch and Grounder: Momma!

[''Robotnik sighs in exasperation. Coconuts then jumps up to Momma Robotnik.'']
 * Coconuts: Me too! Me too!
 * Momma Robotnik: Coconuts! Do you want to join me?

[Coconuts jumps excitedly.]
 * Coconuts: Sure! I'll be your boy if I can get off sewer patrol!
 * Momma Robotnik: Okay, you're on the team!
 * Coconuts: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! What do I do?

[''Momma Robotnik holds out both her arms, and Coconuts jumps into them. Momma Robotnik then pulls Coconuts forwards and tosses him into Robotnik's fortress.'']]
 * Coconuts: Whoa-ho-ho!
 * Momma Robotnik: Sewer patrol!

[Momma Robotnik then points her left index finger at Robotnik.]
 * Momma Robotnik: All right, team! Get this worthless piece of trash off my property!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Scratch and Grounder..]
 * Robotnik: You... you... traitors!

[Grounder fires a beam from the laser he turned his left hand into at Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Yeow!

[Grounder grins happily, and Robotnik walks away.]
 * Robotnik: All right, i'm going! But I shall return!

[''The screen transitions to a view of Tails flying above a river. He flies into the air and plunges down to the river.'']
 * Tails: Geronimo!

[''Tails stops just above the river. A fish jumps out of it and high-fives Tails' right hand with his left fin.'']
 * Tails: All right!

[Tails flies into the air, until Sonic calls for him.]
 * Sonic: Tails!

[Tails flies down to Sonic.]
 * Tails: Hi, Sonic! How do you like my new stuff?
 * Sonic: You're lookin' pretty sharp, kid, but this ain't the place! Read the sign!

[''Sonic points his left thumb at the left side of the screen, and the camera moves over to a sign that says, NO FLY ZONE. Tails flies down to the sign and looks over it.'']
 * Tails: "No Fly Zone"?

[Tails points his left index finger at the sign.]
 * Tails: Hey, that's just for kids! I'm a pro! Watch!

[''Tails flies into the air. He then flies backwards.'']
 * Tails: See?

[Tails flies into a tree.]
 * Tails: Ow!

[''Tails falls and lands in the river below. He and the fish both poke their heads out of the water and spit out water. The camera moves over to the left side of the screen as Sonic walks to the edge. Tails swims up to him, and Sonic grabs his left hand with his right hand, then pulls him out.'']
 * Sonic: The laws are there for a reason, little pal! You may not agree with them, but you gotta obey them!
 * Tails: Sorry, Sonic! I shoulda known better!

[''A Mail Delivery Beaver is seen riding a bicycle and holding a letter in his left hand. He rides his bicycle up to Sonic and Tails.'']
 * Mail Delivery Beaver: I'm looking for Sonic the Hedgehog!
 * Sonic: You found him! What's up?

[''The Mail Delivery beaver hands Sonic the letter with his right hand. Sonic looks over the letter.'']
 * Mail Delivery Beaver: You are! Up for a court date!
 * Sonic: What?! I've gotta appear in court?!

[''The Mail Delivery Beaver gets back on his bike and waves his left hand at Sonic. He then drives it away.'']
 * Mail Delivery Beaver: You got it! Have a nice day!
 * Sonic: I don't believe it! Somebody wants to adopt me?

[Sonic tosses the letter, and it flies through the air, being used as a transition to a view outside the Mobius Court House, which the camera zooms in on.]
 * Judge: Order! Order in the court!

[''Inside the Court house, the camera zooms in on the Judge's podium, which Sonic and Tails are facing. The judge picks up his gavel with his right hand and pounds it, then picks up the paper with his right hand and adjusts his glasses with his left'']
 * Judge: This court is now in session! The first matter before the court is the proposed adoption of Sonic the Hedgehog!
 * Sonic: That's me, your honor, and I object! I don't want to be adopted!
 * Judge: I see. Uh, are you a minor?
 * Sonic: Nah, I'm a hedgehog!

[''Tails chuckles. The judge then pounds his gavel with his right hand and holds up his left index finger.'']
 * Judge: Hey! No laughing in my courtroom! I mean, are you an adult?
 * Sonic: No way!

[The Judge looks over the paper he is holding in his right hand.]
 * Judge: Well, then, in the absence of any adult supervision, and by provisions of Mobius Law, I approve the adoption!

[The judge sets the paper down on the podium.]
 * Tails: What?!

[Sonic turns to face the judge and points his left index finger at him.]
 * Sonic: Well, you can't do that!
 * Judge: Of course I can, I'm the judge!
 * Sonic: So, who adopted me?

[Momma Robotnik, who is disguised in a red ponytail wig and pink sunglasses, pushes the doors open with both her hands.]
 * Momma Robotnik: My little baby!

[Sonic turns to face Momma Robotnik.]
 * Sonic: Huh?

[Sonic jumps onto the podium and grabs the collar of the Judge's coat with his left hand as he points his right index finger at Momma Robotnik.]
 * Sonic: You can't do this, Judge! Under that disguise is my worst enemy! Well, next to the worst.
 * Judge: Sonic the Hedgehog, the decision of this court is final! This sweet and kindly woman is your new mother!
 * Sonic: I'll never go with you!

[Sonic screams as Momma Robotnik grabs him with both her hands and pulls him towards her.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Yes, you will! I own you!

[''Sonic grunts as he tries to push himself out of Momma Robotnik's arms. He grunts again as Momma Robotnik squeezes him. A thought balloon then appears above Sonic, playing a scene from earlier in the episode, wherein he pulled Tails out of the river.'']
 * Sonic: The laws are there for a reason, little pal! You may not agree with them, but you gotta obey them!

[As the thought balloon disappears, Sonic is now standing atop a table, and holds both his hands out like stop signs.]
 * Sonic: Okay, okay, it's the law! I'll go along for now, but I'll use the law to fight you!
 * Momma Robotnik: I don't think you will, Hedgehog! Look!

[''Momma Robotnik points her left index finger at the window. Sonic then walks up to the window and looks out it. He sees Scratch holding Tails back by his right hand with both his hands, and Grounder holding Tails back by his left hand with both his hands.'']
 * Tails: Let me go! Let me go!

[''Sonic gasps in horror. He then runs back to the Judge's podium and points his right index finger at the window.'']
 * Sonic: Your honor, look at what she's doing to my pal!

[The Judge, who is holding his gavel in his left hand, pounds it on his podium.]
 * Judge: Next case!

[''Sonic screams as Momma Robotnik grabs his left wrist with her right hand and pulls him away. Momma Robotnik walks away, carrying Sonic in her arms.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Time to go home, Son. Why don't you start calling me "Momma"?

[Momma Robotnik's butt is used as a transition to a view outside Robotnik's fortress, which the camera zooms in on.]
 * Momma Robotnik: And here are my new little boy's living quarters!

[''Momma Robotnik and Sonic are shown alongside Miss Sniffed, a skunk social worker whose hair is shaped like a beehive, complete with actual bees buzzing around it. She is holding a clipboard in her left hand.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: I hope this will do, Miss Sniffed!

[''Momma Robotnik opens the door with her left hand. Sonic looks inside and sees his bedroom is designed like a little boy's bedroom, completed with bunk beds, a fooseball table, a gumball machine, a race car track, a block, stacking rings, a beach ball, and a rocket hanging from the ceiling. Momma Robotnik closes the door, revealing a SPACE GUY poster to be behind it.'']
 * Miss Sniffed: Mmmm, yes. We at Mobius Adoption Services believe the home environment is critical! That's why the judge sent me to inspect!
 * Momma Robotnik: Oh, I agree! Being a good mother is so important to me! Uh, may I show you out?
 * Miss Sniffed: I will want to check on the young hedgehog's progress now and then!

[''Momma Robotnik and Miss Sniffed walk away together. Sonic runs after them, and Momma Robotnik watches as Miss Sniffed walks out of Robotnik's fortress.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Oh, drop by anytime, Miss Sniffed!

[''Momma Robotnik pulls out a hankerchief with her right hand and waves it at Miss Sniffed. She then runs inside and closes the doors. She then removes her disguise with both her hands and tosses it aside.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Now I got you just where I want you! Uh, but first, Sonic, meet your new stepbrothers!

[''Sonic gasps and turns to face Scratch and Grounder, who the camera moves to. As they walk up to Sonic, Grounder turns his right drill into a hand.'']
 * Grounder: Hey, little brother!

[Scratch looks down at Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Wanna play? Bwahaha!

[''Sonic grabs Scratch's comb with both his hands and ties it together like a bonnet. Scratch grunts as he does this!'']
 * Sonic: Not with you!
 * Momma Robotnik: Be nice to your brother! Don't hurt him too much... yet!

[''Sonic runs away as Scratch jumps at him. Scratch hits a wall.'']
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how!
 * Sonic: Yeah, don't hurt me too much!

[Sonic runs counter-clockwise around Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Hey, stop it! You're making me dizzy!

[Sonic runs away as Grounder continues spinning, causing his pieces to fly into the air.]
 * Sonic: No way! Robotnik already did that!

[''Grounder stops spinning, and grunts as he falls over. Momma Robotnik is now at the control panel and presses a button on it with her left index finger. A view of Tails in a prison cell shows up onscreen. His tails are handcuffed together so he can't fly away. Momma Robotnik turns to face Sonic and points her right thumb at the screen.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: You'd better take a look, Sonic, or bad things'll happen to Tails!

[''A trap door opens slowly in Tails' cell, and Tails tries to remove the handcuff over his left tail with both his hands, but to no avail. Tails grunts as he falls through the trap door, holding onto the edge of it with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: All right, just don't hurt him!

[''Tails climbs back up to the edge of the trap door just in time as it closes. Momma Robotnik then presses a button on the control panel with her left index finger. The screen shuts off as she points her right thumb at it.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Cooperate, and Tails will be fine! Take him to his room! He'll need some rest before work begins!

[Scratch is now holding Sonic's left arm with both his hands, and Grounder is holding his right arm with his left hand as they carry Sonic to his bedroom.]
 * Scratch: Don't you just love it when the bad guys win?

[Grounder chuckles.]
 * Grounder: Yeah!

[Scratch and Grounder approach Sonic's bedroom, and Scratch opens the door with his left hand.]
 * Sonic: Oh, well. At least I get a ool room in this dump!

[Grounder is now holding a lever with his right hand, and nods his head, "No" as Scratch talks.]
 * Scratch: In your dreams, Hedgehog! This is just to impress that busy-body social worker!

[''Grounder pulls the lever, and Sonic's bedroom transforms into a prisoner's cell. Scratch is now holding Sonic by his quills with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: I love what you've done with the place!

[Sonic screams as Scratch kicks him with his right foot, and Sonic lands near the bottom bunk.]
 * Grounder: I'm glad, cause you're gonna be here a long time!

[''Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, which he uses to wave at Sonic with. Scratch then shuts the door with his right hand, and he and Grounder both laugh evilly. Sonic climbs onto the bottom bunk.'']
 * Sonic: What a bummer! I've been in tight spots before, but this is one of the tightest!

[The screen fades to black.]