Peter Android

For anyone uninformed this is an in joke of the fickle nature of the British music industry, especially around boy bands. Peter Android is based of Peter Andre, a fading star who at one point had been the coolest man on the planet (according to the British Music Industry who have long since changed their minds, two thousand odd times.)

When the truth about Fabian Vane's rise to fame came out his career suddenly disappeared and according to Chloe his replacement was already lined up for the screaming girls to adore.

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