Mad Mike, Da Bear Warrior/Transcript

This is the Transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Mad Mike, Da Bear Warrior".

[''The episode begins with a view of a mountain as Updike, a rabbit in blue overalls, is hopping down it. Beads of sweat emit from his head.'']
 * Updike: I've got to get to Sonic! I've got to get to Sonic!

[''The camera zooms out on Updike, revealing Scratch and Grounder to be chasing him. Grounder turns his right drill into a claw.'']
 * Grounder: I got him, Scratch, I got him!

[Updike comes to a dead end, when suddenly, Tails flies up to him and grabs the suspenders of his overalls with both his hands.]
 * Tails: Up here, Updike!

[''Tails flies into the air, with Updike in tow, just in time, as Scratch and Grounder run into the wall. They groan as they hit it, and stars spin around their heads.'']
 * Grounder: I don't got him!

[Scratch and Grounder fall and hit the ground with a crash.]
 * Updike: Thanks for the lift, Tails! Can you get me to Sonic fast?
 * Tails: Sure can! He's with our old pals, Da Bearz!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic, Tails, Updike, Big Griz, and Big Mike are all in a junkyard, working on a convoy truck. The camera zooms in on Sonic and Updike.'']
 * Sonic: What's up, Updike?

[''Updike pulls out a telescope with his right hand and hands it to Sonic. Sonic looks into it, and a view through it is shown as it moves to the left side of the screen, where a mountain resembling Robotnik's head is being built by rabbit villagers.'']
 * Updike: Look, Sonic! Uh, Robotnik is forcing our villagers to do something so horrible, it, it, it... it defies description!

[Sonic sticks out his tongue.]
 * Sonic: Not to mention the boundaries of good taste! But let me guess,

[The camera zooms out, revealing a view of Sonic through a pair of binoculars.]
 * Sonic: If the folks don't work...

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where Updike is.]
 * Updike: They don't eat!

[The camera moves back to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: And Doc Botnik's got the only road to the village?

[The camera moves back to Updike.]
 * Updike: Filled with secret booby traps!

[At the top of the hill, Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be watching through two pairs of binoculars.]
 * Scratch: Exactly right!

[A view of Updike through Scratch's binoculars is shown.]
 * Updike: Guarded by crack troops!

[Scratch turns to face the camera.]
 * Scratch: The crackest!

[A view of Updike through Scratch's binoculars is shown again.]
 * Updike: And impossibly impassible!

[Scratch waves the fingers on his left hand at the camera.]
 * Scratch: Not to mention, passibly impossible!

[A view of Updike through Scratch's binoculars is shown yet again.]
 * Updike: Which means that none of our food convoys can get through!

[The camera moves to the left side of the screen, where Sonic is.]
 * Sonic: It sounds to me like it's time to bust through Robotnik's barricade with Operation: Fast Food!

[''Scratch and Grounder lower their binoculars, then the camera moves over to the right side of the screen, where the Egg-O-Matic Tunnelizer and Town Terrorizer from "Lovesick Sonic" is shown. Scratch and Grounder run towards it.'']
 * Scratch: Which we're going to undermine before it has a chance to begin!

[''Scratch and Grounder jump inside the Tunnelizer. The canopy closes, and Scratch presses a button with his left index finger, starting the Tunnelizer up. The Tunnelizer drills into the ground, and in the next scene, Tails is at the convoy truck, holding out his right hand.'']
 * Tails: Grease gun!

[The camera zooms out, revealing Sonic and Updike, the former of whom is holding the grease gun in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Grease gun!

[''Sonic tosses the Grease Gun at Tails, who catches it in his right hand. He sprays the inside of the engine with it, then tosses it aside.'']
 * Tails: Engine block!

[Mike runs in, carrying the Engine Block in both his hands, which he puts into the engine.]
 * Big Mike: Engine Block!

[Tails flies into the engine, then pokes his head out of it, and points his left index finger to his left side.]
 * Tails: Double-barrelled fuel-injected carburetor!

[The camera moves over to the left side of the screen, where the garage that Griz is in is.]
 * Big Griz: Duh, uh, bubble-darryl fool-impacted, uh, carbulator!

[''Griz walks out, carrying the pieces of the double-barrelled fuel-injected carburetor in both his arms. He trips and falls.'']
 * Griz: Duh, whoa!

[''Tails screams and jumps out of the way just in time as Griz and the pieces of the double-barrelled fuel-injected carburetor fall into the engine. In the next scene, Sonic is now standing atop the engine, leaning against the hood by his left hand as the camera moves to the right side of the screen, revealing Mike in the cab.'']
 * Mike: Well, Sonic, what's the scoop?

[''Sonic jumps and closes the hood with his left hand. He then holds up his left thumb.'']
 * Sonic: Tails did his usual great job of fixin' stuff!

[Mike holds up his left thumb.]
 * Sonic: Which means it's time to fasten your seatbelts and take her for a trial spin!

[''Mike turns the key with his right hand, starting the convoy truck up. Smoke emits from the tailpipe, and Sonic jumps off the convoy truck as it drives past him, Tails, and Updike, spinning them. The Convoy Truck circles clockwise around the junkyard, knocking cars into piles. The camera moves down underground, revealing Scratch and Grounder in the Tunnelizer.'']
 * Scratch: Okay, Grounder, our Goodnik Radar shows they're right above us! Let's get em'!

[''The convoy truck screeches to a halt next to Sonic, Tails, and Updike, who are all still spinning. Mike jumps out next to them, and Griz runs up to him.'']
 * Mike: Well, Sonic,

[Updike spins away.]
 * Griz: What do you think?

[Sonic and Tails stop spinning.]
 * Sonic: I think, er... I... think we're ready to roll!

[Sonic and Tails scream as the Tunnelizer digs out of the ground in front of them.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Not!

[''The faults from the hole that Scratch and Grounder dug cause the piles of cars to fall in them. Sonic, Tails, Updike, Griz, and Mike all scream. In the next scene, Sonic, Updike, and Mike all have stars spinning around their heads as they lie on top of the car at the top of one of the piles, which Scratch and Grounder climb up. Scratch grabs Updike by his ears with his right hand, and points his left index finger at him.'']
 * Scratch: So, you thought you could stop Dr. Robotnik's rural beautification program?
 * Updike: And get food to my starving village? Yeah, I did!
 * Grounder: Well, we've got you now!

[Sonic runs in, disguised as a used car salesman.]
 * Sonic: But what you fellas don't have...

[''Sonic grabs Updike with both his hands and sets him down on a car to his right side. He then grabs Scratch's right hand with his left hand, and pulls him away, with him in tow. Scratch is also holding Grounder's right drill with his left hand, pulling him along. Sonic walks up to a badly damaged car.'']
 * Sonic: Is a brand-new set of wheels! Now, take this sporty little model over here!

[''Sonic kicks the car with his right foot, and it falls apart in a cloud of dust. The camera zooms out on him.'']
 * Sonic: Must be due for a tune-up!

[''Sonic runs up to Scratch and Grounder, catching the former in his left arm, and the latter in his right arm. He sets them down in another badly damaged car. Grounder is in the driver's seat, holding the steering wheel in both his hands, and Scratch is in the passenger seat.'']
 * Sonic: But this turbo-charged honey's bound to put a rocket in your sprockets! Don't be shy, take it for a ride!

[''Sonic hits the car with his right hand, starting it up. Grounder drives the car into a pile of cars and crashes.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[Scratch and Grounder groan as the air bags in front of them inflate.]
 * Sonic: You'll notice it has the added feature of twin air bags!

[''The camera moves up to the top of the pile, where a blue car comes loose. It bounces off Scratch and Grounder's car, and flies towards Mike. Mike screams as he stares in shock at it, then tries to stop it by grabbing it with both his hands, but it bounces and lands on top of him, knocking him unconscious. Stars spin around his head. Scratch and Grounder grunt as they push themselves out of their seats.'']
 * Scratch: Come on, you metal-plated moron!

[Scratch points his right index finger at Mike.]
 * Scratch: That bear's all tied up! This is our chance to grab him!

[Scratch and Grounder jump out of their seats, then fly the Tunnelizer next to Mike.]
 * Grounder: What do we want him for, Scratch?

[Scratch points his right index finger at Mike.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, grab now! I'll explain later!

[''Grounder turns his right drill into a claw, and extends it so that it grabs the car that Mike is trapped under. Scratch and Grounder fly the Tunnelizer away, towing the car and Mike across the junkyard. Tails points his left index finger at them.'']
 * Tails: Sonic! Stop them!

[Sonic runs after Scratch and Grounder into a tunnel, but Scratch is holding a pack of dynamite in his left hand, which he tosses behind him.]
 * Scratch: Not a chance, Hedgehog! We're ready for you!

[''Sonic runs into the tunnel, and a view outside the tunnel is shown as the dynamite explodes. Sonic coughs as he walks dizzily out. The camera moves up to the top of the mountain, where Griz is.'']
 * Griz: Oh, no! We lost Big Mike!

[Sonic walks up to Griz and signals him with his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: Not to worry! All we gotta do...

[''Sonic whispers into Griz's left ear. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is running atop the mountain, with the convoy truck following behind him. Sonic is now wearing a stethoscope and holding the other end in his right hand, which he presses against the ground.'']
 * Sonic: Is follow the sound of robot flapping lips!
 * Scratch: You see, Grounder, by questioning Big Mike...

[Underground, Mike screams as he is bounced around.]
 * Scratch: We'll find out if Sonic and the guys know about our new top-secret booby traps on the road to Mount Rocky!
 * Grounder: But why do we want to know what they know?

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where Scratch is.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, because, the only way a secret booby trap is secret, is if no one knows, you big booby! So shut your trap!

[The screen transitions to a view of Sonic running atop the mountain, when he suddenly screeches to a halt.]
 * Sonic: Aha! I should have known!

[The camera moves up, until it reaches the Hollowed-out Hill Top Interrogation Chamber.]
 * Sonic: They're taking Big Mike to a Hollowed-out Hill Top Interrogation Chamber!

[The screen transitions to a view inside the Hollowed-out Hill Top Interrogation Chamber, where Scratch, Grounder, and Mike all are.]
 * Scratch: Welcome to our Hollowed-out Hill Top Interrogation Center!

[Scratch and Grounder walk up to the control panel.]
 * Grounder: That sounded real good, Scratch, but what do we do now?

[Scratch snatches the instruction manual with his right hand.]
 * Scratch: Uh, let's see what the instruction manual has to say!

[Scratch opens the manual with both his hands and flips through the pages with his right hand.]
 * Scratch: Ahem! Interrogating the "prizoner". First, make sure he's securely tied up by pressing Button A.

[''A view of four buttons, a red one labelled, "A", a blue one labelled "B", a yellow one labelled "C", and an orange one labelled "D" are shown. Grounder presses Button A with his right drill. A claw emerges from the floor and ties Mike up in a rope, then pulls him out of the car and sets him down near it.'']
 * Scratch: Ahem! Press "B" for "a-dee-quit" lighting.

[Grounder presses Button B with his right drill, and the lights above Mike turn on.]
 * Scratch: Now, you are "reed-y" to begin.

[The camera zooms out on Scratch and Grounder claps his drills and jumps in excitement.]
 * Grounder: Oh, boy! I can hardly wait!

[Scratch walks up to Mike.]
 * Scratch: Okay, when I say, you will tell us everything you know! You're supposed to say, "I won't tell you nothin'!"
 * Mike: I won't tell you nothin'!

[Scratch runs up to the control panel and points his right index finger at Button C.]
 * Scratch: And then, I'm supposed to push this button and say, "Maybe this will make you talk!

[''Scratch pushes Button C with his right index finger. A door opens, and a robot dragonfly flies out of it. Mike frees his left arm from the rope, and uses it to smash the robot dragonfly with. Grounder points his right drill at Mike as Scratch flips through the pages of the manual with both his hands.'']
 * Grounder: Was he supposed to do that?
 * Scratch: No!

[Grounder rolls up to Mike and points his right drill at him.]
 * Grounder: Don't do that!
 * Scratch: Okay, now that we all know what we're sposed' to do, let's do it for real! What do you know about Dr. Robotnik's brilliant new booby traps?

[Sonic walks in, disguised as a WWII German Interrogator, and holding a whip in his right arm.]
 * Sonic (in a faux German accent): Nein, nein, nein! Your "que-estions" are all wrong!

[Scratch turns to face Sonic, and Grounder rolls up to him.]
 * Scratch: Really?

[''Sonic runs up to Mike and whispers in his left ear. He then runs back to Scratch and Grounder and points his left index finger at them'']
 * Sonic (in a faux German accent): Javon! First, you must tell him what are the secret booby traps, because otherwise, how can he know if he has heard of them or not? Ja?

[Scratch holds up his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: Oh, now I get it! Come on, Grounder, let's grill this bear!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Scratch and Grounder are interrogating Mike. Scratch holds up his right index finger.'']
 * Scratch: What do you know about his secret Toad Warriors?
 * Grounder: His just-add-water castle?
 * Scratch: His 900-foot-cliff?
 * Grounder: And his invincible Black Knight Robot?
 * Mike: Nothin'! Nothin'! I don't know nothin'!
 * Scratch: Bwahahaha! Bwahaha! Oh, really? Well, Mr. "Nothin'", we have ways of making you talk!

[''A swarm of dragonfly robots fly towards Mike, who smashes them with his left hand. The camera moves to the left side of the screen, where Scratch and Grounder stare in shock and scream as Sonic is holding a pad of paper in his left hand and a pencil in his right. He uses the pencil to write down what Scratch and Grounder asked Mike.'']
 * Sonic: Toad warriors, dehydrated castle, big cliff, black knight! (in a faux German accent) Now ve are staring to get somewhere!

[Mike continues smashing the dragonfly robots with his left hand.]
 * Mike: Well, we'd better get there fast, cause' I'm startin' to get mad!

[Sonic runs up to Scratch.]
 * Sonic: Just one more question!

[''Sonic whispers into Scratch's left ear. Scratch holds up his left index finger, and walks up to Mike.'']
 * Scratch: Okay, I've got it! All right, you!

[The camera zooms in on Mike.]
 * Scratch: Did you know that the only way to defeat our vincible Black Knight Robot is with a dragon?

[Mike puts his left hand under his chin.]
 * Mike: Hmmm?

[Grounder points his right drill at Mike.]
 * Grounder: Don't even try to lie your way out of this one!
 * Mike: Hey, you guys are too tough, so here's the truth; I just didn't know nothin' before, but I sure do now!

[Scratch screams and stares in shock.]
 * Scratch: Gee, that's too bad, because now we can never let you go!

[''Scratch runs up to the control panel and presses Button C with his right index finger. A cage of iron bars rises up and traps Mike in it. Mike growls angrily as he breaks free of the rope. Sonic shakes Scratch's right hand with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic (in a faux German accent): Congratulations! You two have just been named Interroagtors of the year, und here's your award!

[''Sonic jumps and presses Button D with hsi right index finger. The camera zooms out and Sonic runs away just in time as a giant trophy falls on Scratch and Grounder. The camera then zooms in on the trophy as Scratch and Grounder, both of whom have stars spinning around their heads, poke their heads out. Grounder groans.'']
 * Grounder: Do we really have to accept?

[As Sonic talks to scratch and Grounder, he removes his disguise with both his hands.]
 * Sonic: See you later, geeks! We gotta streak!

[''Sonic spins up to the cage and slices through the bars. Mike grabs the top half of the cage with both his hands and tosses it aside. He then jumps out of the bottom half of the cage, and Sonic bounces off Scratch and Grounder's heads, then grabs onto a rope with both his hands. As the camera zooms out, Scratch and Grounder gasp as Mike bounces off their hands and grabs the rope with both his hands. He and Sonic climb up the rope.'']
 * Grounder: It's the hedgehog, and he's gettin' away!
 * Scratch: You'll pay for this, Sonic!

[''Sonic opens the hatch at the top with his left hand. He and Mike climb out, then run up to the tree at the top of the hill.'']
 * Sonic: I'm sorry I made you mad, Big Mike, but there was stuff he had to find out!

[Mike grabs the tree with both his hands and attempts to pull it out.]
 * Mike: That's okay, Sonic, I like being mad!

[''Mike pulls out the tree and puts it over the hole. Scratch and Grounder scream, as they are now trapped inside. The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, where Mike is now driving the convoy truck, with Sonic and Updike in the passenger seat. Updike points his right index finger at a button.'']
 * Updike: What's this button that Tails installed?

[Before Updike can press the button, Sonic grabs his right wrist with his right hand, then waves his right index finger at him.]
 * Sonic: Uh-uh-uh! Not till' I give the signal! And now, fasten seat belts, and let's move em' out!

[''Outside the convoy truck, Griz is revealed to be sitting in the back seat, and Tails is flying behind him. They drive down the road, and pass by a pile of rocks. The camera zooms in on the pile of rocks as Scratch and Grounder burst out of them. Scratch groans wearily, and stars spin around his head.'']
 * Grounder: Oh, no! Sonic and Da Bearz are on their way to bring food to that village!

[''Scratch shakes his head, and mutters as the camera zooms in on him. He pulls out a construction helmet with his right hand and puts it on his head.'']
 * Scratch: In that case, it's time for Booby Trap Number One!

[''Grounder chuckles, and he and Scratch jump out of the rock pile. They run after the convoy truck, and inside it, Mike points his left index finger ahead. He, Sonic, and Updike all stare in shock.'']
 * Mike: Hey, look! It's a detour!

[''Scratch is standing next to a road barrier with an arrow that points in the right direction. Scratch signals with his right hand, and Mike turns the convoy truck down the right road. Grounder is standing in front of a billboard, which he paints with a paintbrush where his right drill would be. In the back of the convoy truck, Griz is holding a walkie-talkie in his right hand.'']
 * Griz: Don't sweat it, Big Mike! It looks like the scenic route!

[''Grounder rolls away just in time as Mike drives the convoy truck through the billboard, causing it to fall off the cliff. The screen fades to black.'']