Forum:Team Nocturnus Hammer Script

This is the Script for Shade and Amy's Nocturnus Smash.

Part one:
Amy: Sonic!! Sonic!! Where are you!?

-trips someone accidentally

???: Hey hey hey! Don't trip me!

Amy: Huh?

Shade: Don't you "huh" me! You did that on purpose!

Amy: You know what Shade? You don't have a boyfriend, do you?

Shade: So? I've got more important things!

Amy: Nope! Boys are the --

Shade: Least important thing in the world!

Amy: Alright. What about Sonic?

Shade: The blue hedgehog is a fighter, but is so annoying. Cocky hedgehog.

Amy: That's it! Shade, you are going DOWN!

Shade: Not before I take you down first!

-fight Shade

-fight Amy

Amy: What? How?

Shade: Heh.

Amy: Hmmm

Shade: You know, we are wasting time! Come on! There's an Una-

Amy: -gi...I know..

Shade: Shall we run for our lives?

Amy: Oh, yes lets.

-level begins: Unagi Cove

Shade: Not bad!

-unagi's right there.

Amy: Note to self, never talkt to Shade again.

Shade: Whatever. COME ON, HAMMER GIRL!

Amy: I'm ready!!!

-boss battle: Unagi eel

part two
Shade: who's that?

Amy: Well, let's see!

-pokes someone.

???: um, do you see me?

Amy: Mariana! Don't hurt us!

Mariana: Don't even think about getting on the boat. You'll just get a burn. 3rd degree burn.

Shade: Bring it, 'coon!

Stiripes: Don't even dare insult me!

-boss: Stripes

Final
shade: Well, Sonic wants us back at HQ, so let's go, Amy.

Amy: Sure! Sonic wants ME to be there so ladies first.

Shade: Whatever. Girly!

Level - Green Hill Zone.

Amy: And she was like "Yeah!" and he was like "NO!" and she was like

Shade: I know. I know. Look we're here. I go first.

Amy: NO!!

-catfight!!

Sonic: Ladies, there's plenty of me to go around!

Shade and Amy smile at Sonic.

Shade and Amy: Well, we're getting big pieces.

THE END.