Momma Robotnik's Birthday/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Momma Robotnik's Birthday".

''Note: Scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highlighted in red. ''

[''The episode begins with a view outside Robotnik's fortress. Thunder booms and lightning flashes, and a huge rumbling sound is heard in the forest below. A rabbit that look similar to Pocky turns around and sees some trees fall over, then he, a squirrel that looks similar to Ricky, a lizard, and a mouse that looks similar to the Rat from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 all run away in fear. The rumbling is revealed to have come from Momma Robotnik, who is on her way to Dr. Robotnik's fortress. She is holding a green umbrella in her right hand. Meanwhile, Coconuts is at a toll booth, with a right hand being held up at the end of the gate, and a sign that says, DR. ROBOTNIS'S LAB GET LOST.'']
 * Coconuts: I hate guard duty! Hate it, hate it, hate it!

[Just then, a huge rumbling sound occurs near the toll booth.]
 * Coconuts: Doo, what's that? Oh, who's there? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Whoa!

[''Coconuts reaches into the booth with his right hand and pulls out a phone that looks similar to Grounder's Robocom phone. He holds it up to his right ear.'']
 * Coconuts: I'd better call the big guy!

[Meanwhile, in Robotnik's Fortress, Dr. Robotnik is holding a screwdriver in both his hands, which he uses to screw a giant robot's left leg together.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: Aha, just a little more...

[Just then, an alarm sounds, which causes Robotnik to drop his screwdriver.]
 * Robotnik: What the... D'oh! Who dares to interrupt me? Stupid fool! Made me drop my screwdriver!

[Robotnik backs up into the giant robot's left leg, causing the giant robot to fall to pieces on top of him.]
 * Robotnik: D'ah! Aaaah!

[''Robotnik reaches out from under the pieces of the giant robot with his left arm, and uses his left thumb to flick a switch on his computer. Coconuts appears on the screen.'']
 * Coconuts: Dr. Robotnik, eh... eh... are you there?

[Robotnik, who now has a funnel on his head, pulls the giant robot's head up with both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: Coconuts! I told you never to call me when I'm busy!
 * Coconuts: But, but, but, aw, something's coming! Aaaah! Something big! Aaaah! Big, big, big! Really big! Aaaah-ha-ha! Oh, no! Help!

[''Coconuts covers his eyes and cries as Mama Robotnik, who is now revealed to be carrying a basket in her left hand, walks right through the toll booth, smashing it to pieces. As she gets closer to Robotnik's fortress, the screen on Robotnik's computer turns to static.'']
 * Robotnik: Coconuts? Come in, you hunk of robotic junk!

[The rumbling gets closer to Robotnik's fortress.]]
 * Robotnik: What's that?

[Robotnik presses a button on the intercom with his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: Grounder! Scratch! Emergency alert!

[Scratch and Grounder run in next to Robotnik, who points to them with his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: Something has invaded the fortress! Stop it at all costs!

[Scratch and Grounder hold their left hands up to their heads to salute Robotnik.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Right, Dr. Robotnik!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to the front door, but Momma Robotnik kicks it with her left foot, crushing them with it.]
 * Scratch and Grounder [heard behind the door]: Ugh!

[Robotnik is now seen trembling in fear when he sees that his mother has come to visit.]
 * Robotnik: My... Momma? Oh, uh, hello, uh, Momma?

[The door opens, revealing a flattened Scratch and Grounder behind it.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Momma? Momma!

[''Momma Robotnik growls as she's too big to fit through the doorway, so she forces herself through it, and pushes the door back over Scratch and Grounder with her left hand. She then walks towards Robotnik.'']
 * Robotnik: Uh, nice to see you, Momma.

[As Momma Robotnik talks to and walks towards her son, he backs up from her.]
 * Momma Robotnik: "Nice to see you"? Is that all I get after all these years?

[Momma Robotnik corners her son up to a wall.]
 * Robotnik: Why did you leave the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Mothers?
 * Momma Robotnik: I didn't leave; I escaped, to come and see my rotten son!

[Momma Robotnik points her umbrella at her son's nose.]
 * Momma Robotnik: I knew you'd forget! It's my birthday, you no-goodnik!
 * Robotnik: I know it's your birthday.
 * Momma Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Don't lie to me, you fibber!

[Momma Robotnik picks her son up by the collar of his suit with her right hand.]
 * Momma Robotnik: But it's not too late! I know just the present I want you to give me!

[Momma Robotnik now holds her son by the back of his suit with her right hand and holds him up to his computer, which now displays an image of the Mobius National Park on its screen.]
 * Momma Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Look here.
 * Robotnik: You want trees for your birthday?
 * Momma Robotnik: No!

[''Momma Robotnik pulls her son back. She is revealed to be holding her umbrella in her left hand, and her basket in her left elbow. Robotnik tries to run away, but since his feet can't reach the ground, he gets nowhere.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: I want the Mobius National Park destroyed! It spoils the view from my bedroom window.
 * Robotnik: Of course, Momma. What a wonderful gift Idea! Grounder, Scratch, I'll need some special robots! Prepare the robot factory!

[''Scratch and Grounder hold up their left arms to salute Robotnik. Grounder then turns to face Scratch and points at him with his right drill.'']
 * Grounder: Out of the way! Dr. Robotnik told me to do it!

[Scratch points to himself with his left thumb.]
 * Scratch: He told me to do it!

[Momma Robotnik walks up to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Just do it!

[Scratch and Grounder run towards the front door.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Aaaah!

[''Scratch and Grounder run through the walls instead of the front door, leaving Scratch and Grounder-shaped holes in them. The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place at the Mobius National Park. A green cloud fills the park, and Sonic lands on top of a cliff, next to Tails, who is flying near it. Sonic holds his left hand up to his left ear.'']
 * Sonic: Hark! I hear the call! The call to haul!

[''Sonic runs down the cliff, and Tails flies behind him. A quartet of tree-killer robots, one with a green tank and a green number 1, one with an orange tank and an orange number 2, one with a red tank and a red letter C, and one with a black tank and a black letter W, roll across the forest. The robot with the red tank and the red letter C points both its arms at one of the trees and sprays a green cloud at it. The leaves fall off the tree, and the top of the tree falls over. Scratch and Grounder are cheering for them. Scratch is jumping excitedly, and Grounder, having turned both his drills into pom-poms, is waving his arms.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: Knock em' down! Knock em' down!
 * Grounder: Way down!

[''The other three tree-killer robots spray green clouds from both their arms, and the clouds cause the trees to lose their leaves and have their branches fall down. Sonic screeches to a halt when he sees the state of the trees, and Tails flies behind him. Tails points to the tree-killer robots with his left index finger.'']
 * Tails: Whoa! Those robots are poisoning the trees!

[Scratch and Grounder turn to face Sonic.]
 * Grounder: It's Sonic!

[Scratch points at Sonic and Tails with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: Get him!

[''The robot with the orange tank and orange number 2, who is about to spray another tree, turns around and rolls towards Sonic. The robot with the green tank and the green number 1 follows it. Meanwhile, Sonic has his right hand on a tree stump and looks at his left fist as he taps his right foot. Tails is flying above him.'']
 * Sonic : Uh, Sonic, shouldn't we be, like, uh, doing something?

[Sonic holds his left hand up like a stop sign at Tails.]
 * Sonic: I am, kid, I am! But I think you'd better go check out a safe spot for a while!

[''Sonic points at Tails with his left thumb. Tails flies up as the robot with the green tank and the green number 1 and the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2 roll up to Sonic. Scratch and Grounder watch.'']
 * Grounder: This is where I get that miserable Sonic once and for all!
 * Scratch: There you go again! Hogging all the credit!
 * Grounder: Don't call me a hog, you chicken!

[As the robot with the green tank and the green number 1 and the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2 roll up to Sonic, Sonic grabs the robot with the green tank and the green number 1's right arm with his left hand, and the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2's left arm with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Here's a taste of your own medicine, pals!

[''Sonic, who is now holding both the robots' arms in his right hand, opens the robot with the green tank and the green number 1's mouth with his left hand, and puts the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2's left arm in it. He is now holding the robot with the green tank and the green number 1's right arm in his left hand as he opens the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2's mouth with his left hand and puts the robot with the green tank and the green number 1's right arm in it.'']
 * Sonic: Eat some more, it's fattening!

[''The robots inflate, then explode. Grounder has turned his right drill into an umbrella, which he is holding above his head as the pieces of the robots fall near him and Scratch.'']
 * Scratch: Oh-hoo! That rotten hedgehog cheated!

[''Grounder turns his head to face Scratch. He also lowers his right arm.'']
 * Grounder: Never mind that! I've got a plan!

[Scratch flaps his arms in sarcasm.]
 * Scratch: Oooh! I'm all aflutter with excitement!

[Grounder turns to face Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Can we get on with this? It's almost lunchtime, and there's a chili dog with my name on it waiting in the next town!

[''Sonic points behind himself with his right thumb. The robot with the black tank and the black letter W and the robot with the red tank and the red letter C roll up to Scratch and Grounder. All four robots huddle up.'']
 * Grounder: You and I will head off Sonic off this way.

[Grounder holds up his left drill.]
 * Grounder: The robots will cut him off that way.

[Scratch points at himself with his right thumb.]
 * Scratch: I could have thought of that plan myself!

[Sonic, who is now disguised as a construction worker, appears in the huddle.]
 * Sonic: Ready Robot Repair at your service!

[''Sonic holds up his construction helmet with his right hand. He then puts it back on his head. He then reaches into his overalls with his left hand and pulls out a clipboard, which he is now holding in the same hand.'']
 * Sonic: We've got a repair order here for a couple of tree-killer robots!
 * Grounder: Let me see that!

[Sonic, who is now holding the clipboard in his right hand, holds it up to Grounder, then pulls it away from him.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: I don't have a lot of time here! Dr. Robotnik said to get this taken care of now!
 * Scratch: Dr. Robotnik said?
 * Grounder: Well, in that case, go ahead!

[''Sonic, who is holding a toolbox in his left hand, runs up to the robot with the red tank and the red letter C and opens its head compartment with his right hand. He then climbs into the head.'']
 * Sonic [heard inside the robot]: Mmmm mmm mmm... this is not gonna be cheap!

[''Sonic tosses various parts out of the robot with the red tank and red letter C. Scratch and Grounder watch as the parts land near them.'']
 * Grounder: He seems to know what he's doing.

[Scratch points at Sonic with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: I'd certainly recommend him to all my friends!

[''Sonic, who is holding the toolbox in his right hand jumps out of the robot with the red tank and the red letter C's head and jumps onto the robot with the black tank and the black letter W. He opens its head compartment with his left hand and jumps inside.'']
 * Sonic [heard inside the robot]: Uh-oh! More trouble here!

[''Sonic tosses various parts out of the robot with the black tank and the black letter W. He then pokes his head out of the robot.'']
 * Sonic: Some bad news, fellas!
 * Scratch: Just do the best you can! But make it quick!
 * Sonic: You're the boss! But I really ought to take this one into the shop!

[''Sonic dives back into the robot witht he black tank and the black letter W, and tosses more parts out of it. He then jumps out of it and pushes its head compartment down with his left hand. He lands near Grounder, and reaches into his overalls with his right hand. He pulls out his clipboard, which he is now holding in the same hand.'']
 * Sonic: All fixed! Sign here, please!

[''Grounder turns his left drill into a hand, which is holding a pencil, which he uses to sign the clipboard with. Sonic pulls the clipboard away from him.'']
 * Sonic: Okeydokey! Call us again if you have any problems! So long!

[Sonic runs away.]
 * Grounder: Excellent service!
 * Scratch: And so quick! Now, let's get that hedgehog!

[''Scratch shakes his left fist. The screen then transitions to Robotnik flying his Egg-O-Matic hovercraft over the Mobius National Park, with Momma Robotnik seated behind him.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Slow down! You are the worst driver!

[A bird flies past the Egg-O-Matic.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Watch out for that bird! Where are we going anyway?
 * Robotnik: I thought you'd like to see my dirty work, Momma. My gift to you!
 * Momma Robotnik: I just hope they did a halfway decent job of destruction!

[Momma Robotnik turns her son's head around with her right hand, and points with her left index finger.]
 * Momma Robotnik: What's going on down there?
 * Robotnik: Those metallic morons! They can't do anything right!

[''Below, Scratch is riding Grounder, who is rolling away in fear as the two remaining tree-killer robots chase after them. The robot with the red tank and the red letter C points both his arms at them and sprays a green cloud at them, and they cough violently.'']
 * Grounder: Help! Help!

[Robotnik lowers the Egg-O-Matic over the cloud.]
 * Robotnik: Why are my tree-killer robots spraying you?

[Scratch peers out from the cloud.]
 * Scratch: It was that robot repairman you sent, he did it!
 * Robotnik: I sent no repairman!

[Grounder peers out from the cloud.]
 * Grounder: Sure you did! Spiny little blue guy, about so tall.

[Grounder holds up his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: That was Sonic, you silicon-brain! D'oh! Do I have to do everything myself?

[''The two remaining tree-killer robots roll up to Robotnik and Momma Robotnik. The one with the red tank and the red letter C sprays them with its left arm, and the robot with the black tank and the black letter C sprays them with its right arm.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: You'd better do something yourself!

[A giant green cloud forms, and the two remaining tree-killer robots roll away.]
 * Momma Robotnik [heard inside the cloud]: Sonny! Get us out of this brown cloud!
 * Robotnik [heard muffled inside the cloud]: Hang on, Momma! I'm trying to figure out which way is up!

[''The green cloud clears, revealing Robotnik to be face down-in a mud puddle, and Momma Robotnik standing ankle-deep in the same puddle. They are both covered in mud. Momma Robotnik cups her right hand up to her mouth.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Sonny! Get your head out of the mud and help me!
 * Robotnik [muffled]: I can't hear you, Momma! My head is stuck in the mud!

[The screen transitions to a view of Sonic and Tails, who are both holding a chili dog in their right hands, standing next to two stands; one that says, HOT-DOGS, and one that says, CHILI.]
 * Tails: I guess we showed em', right, Sonic?

[Sonic turns his head to face Tails.]
 * Sonic: Right! But I have a feeling we'll have to show em' again, real soon!

[''The screen transitions to a view of the Mobius Valley Village, where a huge rumbling sound can be heard. The rumbling is coming from a giant robot with two legs and red boots, which is knocking some buildings over. Grounder, who is holding a camera in both his hands up to his left eye, rolls up to the robot.'']
 * Grounder: Loot and pillage Valley Village, loot and pillage valley village!

[''A view of the camera's viewfinder is shown. The viewfinder says, ROBOTNICKSCOPE, and the citizens of Mobius run and scream in fear. Scratch is revealed to be controlling the robot.'']
 * Scratch: Oh, I love the sound of mayhem in the morning!

[Back at Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik and Momma Robotnik are sitting on the couch and watching Scratch on the computer screen.]
 * Momma Robotnik: You'd better get it right this time, Sonny!
 * Robotnik: No problem, Momma! My plan cannot fail!

[''The screen transitions to a view of Sonic and Tails standing atop a cliff. Tails points with his left index finger, and Sonic turns his head to face the Mobius Valley Village.'']
 * Tails: Look, Sonic!

[Sonic sees Scratch's giant robot destroying the Mobius Valley Village.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Won't those robots ever learn?

[Sonic turns his head towards Tails and grabs Tails' left wrist with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Put the pedal to the metal, little buddy!

[Sonic runs away, with Tails in tow.]
 * Tails: Aaah!

[''Scratch's giant robot continues to destroy the buildings of the Mobius Valley village. Scratch stops and stares in shock when he hears Sonic.'']
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Come on down to the biggest game show of all!

[''Sonic, who is revealed to be wearing a red wig and holding a microphone in his right hand, is standing on a game show stand, which says, LOOT-O-RAMA, and has a billboard that says, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. There is also a spinner above with the numbers 1 through 6.'']
 * Sonic: Lucky Loot-O-Rama! Tell us what they'll win, Don! Right, Jeb! Our lucky contestants will win an entire week of looting the city or town of their choice!
 * Audience: Aw!

[The audience applauds.]
 * Sonic: And, in addition, the grand prize winner will receive his very own, brand new, turbo-charged, state-of-the-art...

[''Sonic now holds his microphone in his left hand, and points to the curtain with his right index finger. Tails is holding onto a rope near the curtain with both his hands. He pulls it, and the curtain opens, revealing the Lootmobile, a car that resembles a piranha.'']
 * Sonic: ...Lootmobile!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to the Lootmobile.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Oooh!

[''Back at Robotnik's Fortress, Robotnik and Momma Robotnik are watching Sonic, who is now holding the microphone in his right hand, on the computer screen. Momma Robotnik points at Sonic with her right index finger.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Who's that spiny little runt?
 * Robotnik: Oh, no! It's Sonic! He'll ruin everything! I'll warn those two nincompoops!

[''Robotnik reaches offscreen with his left arm, and pulls out a phone, which he now holds in his left hand. Back at the Mobius Valley Village, Grounder's Robocom phone rings inside him. His chest compartment opens, and Scratch reaches inside with his right hand. He pulls out Grounder's robocom phone, which he is holding in the same hand, and holds it up to his right ear.'']
 * Scratch: Uh, hey, can you call back later? I'm just about to win a Lootmobile!
 * Grounder: No way, that prize is mine!
 * Scratch: Mine!
 * Grounder: It's mine!
 * Scratch: It's mine!
 * Grounder: It is so, I got a license!
 * Scratch: It, it's mine!
 * Robotnik: That's no game show, you steel-headed stupidniks, that's...

[''Before Robotnik can finish, Sonic runs up to a box of ninjitsu knives, which he picks up with his left hand. '' ]
 * Sonic: Even our losers go home with this wonderful set of ninjitsu knives! They'll cut anything!

[''Sonic picks up one of the knives with his right hand. He then tosses it at the cord of Grounder's robocom phone, cutting through it, and cutting off the connection. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock, then back at Robotnik's fortress, the cord of Robotnik's phone has somehow been cut, and he stares at it in confusion.  Sonic is now holding the microphone in his right hand again.'']
 * Sonic: Now, let the games begin!

[Sonic is now holding a piece of paper in his left hand.]
 * Scratch: Oh, boy! My very own Lootmobile!
 * Grounder: Me too! Me too!
 * Sonic: Uh, all right, here's your first question; How many eggs in a dozen?

[Sonic hides the paper behind his back as Scratch points to the fingers on his right hand with his left index finger.]
 * Grounder: How many eggs in a dozen what?
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Ehhh! Ooh, sorry, time's up! But, we have a nice consolation prize behind door number three;

[''There are three doors, labelled 7, 67, and 3, respectively. Scratch and Grounder run up to door #3, and Grounder pulls on the knob with his left hand, revealing a huge pile of water behind it. He gasps as he and Scratch stare at it in shock.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: A year's supply of water!

[The water sprays onto Scratch and Grounder, carrying them across the studio.]
 * Grounder: Aaaah! Whoa! Aaaah! Help! Aaaah!
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Aaah-ho-ho-ho-ho ! Whoa-ho-ho, whoa-ho, ow, ow, ooh, ow-how! Aaah-ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

[''The water carries Scratch and Grounder into a manhole. Sonic is standing near it, and kicks a manhole with his left foot, causing it to cover up the manhole.'']
 * Sonic: They were all washed up anyway!
 * Tails: Right, Sonic!
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh!

[Tails turns his attention to Robotnik yelling.]
 * Tails: What's that yelling?

[Back at Robotnik's fortress, Momma Robotnik is whacking Robotnik on the head with her umbrella, which she is holding in her left hand as she chases him all over the fortress.]
 * Robotnik: Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh!
 * Momma Robotnik: You no-goodnik! You idiotnik! Can't you do anything?
 * Robotnik: I'll try again, Mommy!
 * Momma Robotnik: No, you won't! It's my turn!

[Momma Robotnik points at herself with the umbrella she is holding in her right hand.]
 * Momma Robotnik: And this time, I'll give myself a birthday present; the capture of Sonic!

[''Momma Robotnik laughs evilly and wheezily as the camera zooms out on a view of Robotnik's fortress. The screen then fades to black.'']