Announcer

The Announcer is the commentator of the races in Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing. He is never shown, but does have a speaking role. His quotes coincide with his mood (either he's excited, bored, or he makes a lot of puns).

Quotes
"Where'd you learn to drive, a farm?"

"Drive any slower and you'd be going backwards!"

"One lap in the bank, let's deposit the next!"

"Alert! We've got an all star on track!" Said whenever someone gains the all star item.

"Isn't this a quiet one. Wake me up when you guys start racing for real!"

"One more lap to go! Who's going to crack out there?"

"Into lap 2 already! Time flies!"

"Wow, gotta say there's a BIG difference between first and last right about now!"

"Into the final lap! Yes that's just one lap to go!"

"Hey! Now we got a race on our hands! I remember this feeling! Excitement!"

"I'll tell ya! Just when I think I've seen it all, you get a race like that! The stuff of legends!"

"Hey! this reminds me when I retired and took up commentary!"

"Boy, I'm glad that race was over! I'm sweating in places that don't even sweat!"

"One more lap to go! Let's see who's feeling golden!"

"Ouch! That looked nasty!"

"Now this is gonna get messy, unless they turn around!"

"Some odd moves there..."

"Ooooooh, this should be interesting!"

"TURN AROUND!!"

"Oops, someone's going the wrong way!"

"Whoops, wonder what their plan is?"

Character Quotes
These are unique quotes stated by the anouncer for certain characters.

Amigo

 * "Amigo is leading the pack like a conga!"
 * "Amigo must be partying now, he's in first!"

Amy Rose

 * "Amy, suffering with that!"
 * "Amy takes the impact!"
 * "Uh-oh! Amy's gone All-Star, so watch out for some righteous anger out there, folks!"
 * "Amy will be out of this race if she doesn't turn around now!"
 * "Amy's picked up an All-Star! You're all doomed, surrender now!"
 * "Ouch! That's one way to get thinner!" (with All-Star)
 * "Amy's been hit!"

Big the Cat

 * "It's Froggy time for Big the Cat!"
 * "Big may be big, but that HAD to hurt!" 
 * "A big cat gets the cream..I mean, Big won that one!"

Billy Hatcher

 * "Billy Hatcher's in the lead!"
 * "Billy, what are you doing, boy?" After going the wrong way.
 * "Ooh, that looks nasty for Billy!"

The ChuChu's

 * "Fantastic performance from the ChuChus! Taking first place!"
 * "The ChuChus are almost looking as worried as the others with that move!"

Dr. Eggman

 * "The doctor, taking some of his own medicine!"
 * " Egg Alert! Egg Alert!Eggman's got his All-Star! Women and children to the lifeboats! Me first!" 
 * "Eggman doesn't seem to care about the race. He just wants to start over!"

Knuckles the Echidna

 * "Knuckles, gets out there in front!" - When Knuckles is in first place.
 * "Knuckles loses his spot!"
 * "A hard hit from Knuckles!"
 * "Knuckles is now coming for everyone...head-on!"
 * "Knuckles gets overtaken!"
 * "Knuckles looks in trouble!"

Shadow the Hedgehog

 * "Shadow unleashes his Chaos Spear!"
 * "And Shadow speeds into first place!"
 * "And the Chaos Spear returns to it's rightful owner!"
 * "Shadow takes some damage and doesn't flinch!"
 * "Shadow slots that mean machine into first place!"
 * "Shadow! Behind you!" - When a rocket or a confusion star was about to hit you when you play as Shadow.

Sonic the Hedgehog

 * "Listen up, everyone! Sonic's gone All-Star! And he means it!"
 * "Sonic goes All-Star!"
 * "Sonic's got Chaos Emerald! Watch out for the master!"
 * "Sonic, really shifting here! Faster than the speed of sound!"
 * "Ouch, Sonic you ok there buddy?" After Sonic is hit by an attack.
 * "That'll raise some spines on Sonic!"

Tails

 * "Look at Tails, moving the race!"
 * "Oh that looks bad for Tails..."
 * "It's usually hard to win going the wrong way, but Tails is unusual all around."
 * "Watch out now, Tails has the All-Star, so keep your heads down!"
 * "Look as Tails's Tornado whips up the other racers"
 * "Watch out Tails" If a Rocket or Confusion Star is right behind Tails.
 * "Well that looks like thats the end of the race and a beautiful friendship" Sometimes said if Tails wins 1st place and Sonic places 2nd.
 * "Is that an All-Star I here, Tails is racing through the track clearing everything in his path"
 * "Tails might have a hard time bouncing back from that one"
 * "Wow look at Tails go"
 * "Tails is so far ahead he doesn't even have to worry anymore"

Ulala

 * "Ouch! Ulala can just watch as she gets left behind!"
 * "That went crunching into Ulala!"
 * "Thats right honey, drive in any direction you want!"
 * "Thats a hit on Ulala! But she's used to those!" After Ulala is hit by an attack.
 * "And in eighth we have the hot, but not so ready to trot Ulala!"
 * "Ulala TOTALLY spacing out, now!"
 * "Ouch! Let's hope Ulala's tougher than she looks!"