User blog:JPerrin/Doggy Effect

Plot
Sonic acidentally wrecked Tails' experiment, Shadow tries to tell him to tell Tails what he did.

Script
[The scene opens up on an exterior shot of Prison Island on a sunny day; Sonic leaps out of jail to perform for the viewer.] Sonic: "Watch in awe, as The Amazing Sonic displays his unbelievable yo-yo skills! I shall now "walk the hedgehog"!" [Shadow enters the scene, carrying Sonic's light speed shoes.]

Shadow: Here's your shoes. Sonic: "Not me and you, Shadow. I meant the yo-yo." [Shadow walks out of the scene sighing; Sonic does his "walk the hedgehog" trick.] Sonic: "I shall now go "AROUND THE WORLD"!" [Shadow enters the scene, carrying a suitcase.]

Shadow: Let's pack up. Lincoln: "Sorry, still talking about the yo-yo." [Shadow growls, and he walks out of the scene; Sonic attempts to do the "around the world" trick, but the yo-yo flies off his finger, ricochets around the hallway, and flies into a jail cell, causing a crash.] Sonic: [nervous; gulp] "The Amazing Sonic will now take a brief intermission." [Sonic and Shadow look into the cell, and they see that the bottles on Tails' desk have been broken, with their contents spilled.] Sonic: "Oh my. I gotta go tell Tails." [flashes into Sonic's imagination, where Tails observes the damage in a dark, stylized environment.] Tails: [turning red with anger, with his teeth sharpened.] "You've super really completely DESTROYED MY LIFE'S WORK!!! NOW I DESPISE YOU, AND YOU NO LONGER EXIST TO ME FOREVER!"

[a wall of fire burns in the background behind her, along with a cultist choir, as the scene flashes back to Sonic.] Sonic: "Nuh-uh, I'm not telling Tails." Shadow: Listen to your conscience! Sonic: "Oh, come on, Shadow. When did you or I get a conscience? Besides, if I just walks away, what's the worst that can happen?"

Shadow: He never listens.

Sonic: "I'll just remove the evidence, and no one will be none the wiser."

[transitions to Tails, who is examining the damage on his desk.] Tails: "Hey, I don't understand what's wrong. Science is a fickle mistress." [Amy and Charmy is looking over a hole in the wall causes by the explosion, which leads to the closet in her cell; Cream pokes her head through the hole.] Cream: "Hi, Amy! Have we always had a window in our closet?" Amy: "Ugh, it's not a window. Tails' experiment blew a hole in the wall." [notices a picture frame peeking out from the other side.] "What's this?" [Amy sees that the frame contains a signed photo of Sonic.] Amy: "'For my bodacious babe'? Cream, why is this picture Bobby hidden on your side of the closet?" Cream: "Oh, there is it is! That was a surprise present from Sonic for your 88-day-iversary. He asked me to hide it for him, but I forgot where I put it." Amy: "That anniversary was eight days ago, and Sonic gave me socks! I can't believe this! You're literally seeing Sonic behind my back! You are no longer my sister!" Sonic: [walks into the cell; nervous] "Everything okay after that unexpected and totally random explosion that I know nothing about?" [Amy shouts in anger, marches out of the room, and slams the door; a coat rack in the closet falls onto Charmy, knocking him out; a shelf also tips over, causing several pairs of shoes to fall on her.]

[Charmy opens his eyes as she regains consciousness on Tails' bed; Sonic, Shadow and Tails are looking down on him.] Charmy: "What happened?" Shadow: "A shelf fell on your head." Charmy: "Yes! Everyone knows that an object falling at a velocity of 9.8 meters per second squared will result in a temporary loss of consciousness." Tails: "Wait a minute, I knew that! The question is, how did you?" Sonic: "Hey, I saw this in a movie once. I bet getting hit on the head altered Charmy's brain and made him smart." Tails: "Sonic, you seem unable to distinguish between scientific fact and preposterous Hollywood schlock." Charmy: "I don't get it." Tails: "See? Same old Charmy. Can't even understand simple English." Charmy: [walks over to Tails' chalkboard, which contains a complex equation.] "Wrong, I don't get why you multiplied your "Z" polynomials before solving your non-negative integer exponents." [Tails looks over the equation, and gasps loudly as it dawns on him that Charmy is right.] Charmy: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to disprove Newtonian physics. See ya!" Tails: [collapses to the floor, crestfallen]" And now my world no longer makes sense." [Shadow looks up and growls at Sonic.]

Shadow: I knew it! Let see what disaster we have next!

[Sonic and Shadow walk downstairs; Knuckles bursts out the door, enraged, screaming; Knuckles pants in rage]

[Enter Rouge]

Rouge: Why are you upset?

Knuckles: "I just got kicked off all my sports teams because I'm failing them!"

Shadow: "How could you fail? Doesn't Tails tutor you?"