Come Out Wherever You Are/Transcript

This is a transcript of the Sonic Underground episode, "Come Out Wherever You Are".


 * [The Sonic Underground theme song plays]


 * Aleena (narrating): The life of a Freedom Fighter is hard, and the sacrifices are many. In these dark days, only an elite few live normal lives, all because of one evil presence.


 * Robotnik: Have all the preparations been made?
 * Bartleby: Oh yes, Doctor Robotnik, I've taken care of everything! And may I say sir, speaking for all the nobility? I want to thank you for allowing us to use the Royal Palace for this year's Debutante Ball.
 * Robotnik: Of course, Bartleby. Oh, and the... invitations?
 * Bartleby: They've all been sent, sir.
 * Robotnik: Excellent. [Bartleby walks off] The trap... is set! [sniggers]


 * Announcer (fantasy): Presenting her Royal Highness, Princess Sonia!
 * Sonic: Hey, sis! Yo?
 * Sonia: Oh, sorry! What?
 * Sonic: Cyrus wants to see us pronto. [sees the invitation] What's that?
 * Sonia: Oh, nothing. Let's go!


 * Manic: Yo, need a scan here!
 * Sonic: Hey, sis!
 * Sonia: What?
 * Sonic: You wanna scan for uglies?
 * Sonia: Oh, sorry. [presses a button and performs a scan] No SWATbots are being detected. We're clear.
 * Manic: Hey, man! What's buggin' her?
 * Sonic: I'm guessin' it's got somethin' to do with that paper in her pocket.
 * Manic: Hmmm... [grabs the letter from Sonia's pocket] Whoa, sorry sis!
 * Sonic: What's a "dee-but-on-tee"?
 * Manic: Topped me. But it sure looks fancy!
 * Sonic: Yuck! Look who's in charge. Bartleby!
 * Sonia: Guys! Look at this!
 * Sonic and Manic: [gasps]
 * Cyrus: Take a look at Robotnik's new toy. He calls it the "Predator".
 * Sonic: Looks like it's gonna be one mondo huge ship!
 * Cyrus: Fortunately for us, some assembly is still required, and this is the key component. An organically grown brain! Twelve hours from now, it'll be mature.
 * Sonic: He's puttin' a brain in a plane? Why?
 * Cyrus: To hunt Freedom Fighters.
 * Sonic: Then maybe we should hunt the brain.
 * Cyrus: It's not that easy, Sonic. That brain is genetically interwoven with a diamond-titanium composite, so it's virtually indestructible. Once the brain is mounted, it'll transform the ship into a living

creature with an impenetrable skin!
 * Sonia: So, how does this thing hunt?
 * Cyrus: Here's the simulation. It's equipped with a carbon seek unit which detects unroboticized people. There'll be no place to hide! It will travel the world, capturing and bringing back Freedom Fighters

to Robotropolis!
 * Sonic: Where he'll roboticize them! We gotta stop-
 * Cyrus: That's where this comes in.
 * Sonic: Oh, goody. A metal bar(!)
 * Cyrus: It's a biomechanical electronic override. It's called a "sleeper".
 * Sonic: I knew that(!)
 * Sonia: What's it doin'?
 * Cyrus: Assimilating and altering the molecular structure. Plant this on the ship before they install the brain, [pulls a lever which rotates their ship] and we control the Predator! You've got twelve hours.

Think you can do it?
 * Sonic: Are chili dogs a basic food group?


 * [a robot guard dog growls]
 * Robotnik: This is the night when the Resistance will be crushed forever!
 * Sleet: We've taken every precaution, sir.
 * Robotnik: If anything prevents the brain from assimilating with the Predator, I'll have you both roboticized!
 * Dingo: I don't wanna be roboticized!
 * Sleet: Why? It could be an improvement.
 * Dingo: Oh! Yeah.


 * Sonic: Okay. Let's do it!
 * Sonia: Wait a minute, Sonic. Let's recap. Now I set the explosives to make them think we're goin' after the brain.
 * Sonic: Then, when the bots go after you, I tunnel under here, then slap the thingamajiggy on the ship!
 * Manic: Then I can distract 'em, so you two can escape!
 * Sonic: So can we get to it?
 * Manic: Remember: when the light flashes, it's time to spin!
 * Sonic: Outta here!
 * Manic: Good luck, sis.


 * Bartleby (fantasy): May I have the pleasure of this dance, my dear?
 * Sonia (fantasy): Of course, Bartleby. [the two dance around in circles until Bartleby shoves her] Ow! [Bartleby clutches her hand] Bartleby, what are you doing? Stop!
 * Bartleby (fantasy): [in a robotic voice] Priority one: Hedgehog.
 * Sonia: No! [backs into a SWATbot] [gasps] [SWATbots lift her by the arms into the sky] Sonic!
 * Sonic: Come on, guys!
 * Sonia: Sonic, Manic!
 * Sonic: [gasps] Bummer me Horez!
 * Sonia: Sonic!


 * Sonia: Ahh!
 * Sonic: I'm comin', sis! [runs to Manic] I'm goin' in. When you see the first explosion, do your stuff.
 * Manic: Luck, man!
 * Sleet: Well, well, Sophie. Looks like you belong to us.
 * Sonia: Don't worry, Slick. I'll be out of here in a Sonic second.
 * Sleet: Brave words from someone who will soon be... [the ground shakes] r-ro-bo-bo-botici-i-i-zed! What is that?!
 * Sonic: I bet you're wondering why I called this meeting.
 * Sleet: Priority one: Hedgehog!
 * Sonic: Right here and at your service.
 * Sleet: Whoa... [topples into a pit] Whoaaa! Oof!
 * Sonic: Don'tcha hate when that happens? [a beam of light shines on him] Huh?!
 * Sonia: Nice shot.
 * Sonic: All right! Now you do the brain, I'll do the Predator!
 * Sleet: Find them!
 * Sonia: Got it. Where do I meet ya?
 * Sonic: Stay in there. I'll come back for ya.
 * Sonia: Huh?
 * Sonic: Whoa! Mongo huge! [a shot nearly hits him] Ah! [escapes a group of SWATbots] Time to juice!
 * Dingo: Dee-dedede-day-dedede-day-dedededede...
 * Sonia: That should do it. [wires entangle her] Ahh!
 * Dingo: Sonia?!
 * Sonia: Dingo? Oh, great(!)


 * Sonic: Yuck! [attaches the sleeper, which melts onto the Predator] Way cool!
 * SWATbot: Halt. Intruder.
 * Sonic: That's my exit cue!


 * Dingo: I like Sonia!
 * Sonia: Yuck! So long, carthead.
 * Dingo: Alalalala! Dalalalala! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, arrrgh...!
 * Sonia: Oh, I'm sorry, did you wanna stop too? [Dingo crashes] [gasps] Ooh, that had to hurt!
 * Sonic: Hey, sis!
 * Sonia: You ready to blow this popsicle stand?
 * Sonic: Considering the popsicle stand is about to blow, the answer is yes!
 * Sonia: Huh?
 * Dingo: Blow?! I've gotta get outta here! [makes for the exit] Lucky, lucky, lucky. [sighs] [the place explodes] Arrrrrrrghh!!
 * Sonic: Mission accomplished! Let's beat feet!
 * Manic: I'm outta here.
 * Sonia: Right behind you!


 * Robotnik: Report, Sleet.
 * Sleet: They tried to destroy the brain, Doctor Robotnik, but they failed. The composite protected it.
 * Robotnik: And the Predator?
 * Sleet: Not a scratch. We're installing the brain now. Ready to launch in ten minutes.
 * Robotnik: Excellent.


 * Sonic: I don't get it, Manic. She could've super-spinned out of there before any bot could lay a hand on her!
 * Manic: Well, let's ask her about it. But be cool! Don't get her... all crazed.
 * Sonic: Cool? Hey, that's my middle name.
 * Manic: Huh? [hears Sonia arriving] Gotta remember cool!
 * Sonic: No problemo!
 * Sonia: Morning, guys!
 * Sonic: Okay, what the heck happened to you last night?!
 * Sonia: What?
 * Sonic: How did those bots get their mitts on you?
 * Sonia: I don't know, I guess I just let my mind wander, and-
 * Sonic: Yeah! What's with that? Is this about that invite you got?
 * Sonia: What?! Oh, I... uh, you wouldn't understand! [cries]
 * Manic: Gee, I think that went well(!) Unfortunately, we still don't know what's goin' on!
 * Sonic: True, but I think I know how to find out.


 * Bartleby: Oh, how simply yummy. [a leaf blower goes off outside] Ow! What the blazes?! [goes to the window] Excuse me, my good man! Hey! [Sonic aims the blower into his house] Huh? Stop and desist!
 * Sonic: Whoa, Bartleby! Nice jammies!
 * Bartleby: How dare you! [recognizes Sonic] Sonic?
 * Sonic: The one and only! Don't worry, I'm not here to prune your pansies. I need your help.


 * Sonic: Sonia's flipped out, and it has somethin' to do with a stupid... dee-but-on-tee ball thing.
 * Bartleby: It's debutante, you barbarian.
 * Sonic: Debutante. Okay, whatever. What is it?
 * Bartleby: Why, it's every young girl's dream! The day she is officially introduced to society.
 * Sonic: Ah, okay. Well then you and me gotta figure out some way for her to go!
 * Bartleby: Sonic, I had no idea you possessed this level of sensitivity!
 * Sonic: I don't. But she's wigged out so bad, I'm afraid she's gonna get caught.
 * Bartleby: Oh?
 * Sonic: All right, all right, all right. I want her to be happy. Don't you? Know any ideas?
 * Bartleby: As a matter of fact, [holds a mask to his face] I do!


 * Robotnik: Why, that's a wonderful idea, Bartleby!
 * Bartleby: Then a masked ball it shall be, Doctor Robotnik.
 * Robotnik: So, Bartleby thinks he can hide Princess Sonia behind a mask. How amusing! [laughs]


 * Cyrus: We cracked the code and we're testing for pilots. You guys wanna try?
 * Manic: Oh, we're on our way!
 * Sonic: On our way where?
 * Sonia: Huh?
 * Manic: What the-?
 * Sonic: This is what all the best people are wearin' to the Debutante Ball.
 * Sonia: Sonic, what did you do?
 * Sonic: Oh, nothin' much. Me and my pal Bartleby just fixed it so a certain sister of mine can go.
 * Sonia: You did that for me?
 * Sonic: Well, Manic helped. He stole the invite.
 * Sonia: Oh, you guys!
 * Sonic: Hey, what do ya- [Sonia hugs him] Oh, come on, sis, don't wrinkle the fur!
 * Sonia: Imagine: me, going to the Debutante Ball!


 * ["Society Girl" plays]


 * Manic: Er, I hate to break this up, but don't we have to be somewhere?


 * Cyrus: To hijack the Predator and return the passengers safely, it'll take alertness, agility, and instinct.
 * Sonic: No problemo!
 * Cyrus: Don't forget you've got passengers on board, so you've gotta maintain a safe angle and good flight attitude.
 * Sonic: I've got a way cool attitude! Watch this. [whirls his seat around] Whoooo oooooh!
 * Cyrus: Easy, Sonic!
 * Sonic: Hey, it was just startin' to get good.
 * Sonia: Not for all the passengers who are plastered to the ceiling, Sonic.
 * Sonic: Hey, that's what seatbelts are for!
 * Cyrus: All right, let's start your run.
 * Sonic: Ready when you are!
 * Cyrus: And... go!
 * Sonic: Bogus! Enough of this maneuvering stuff. Time to kick it! [the cannons fire three shots] There's too many of them!
 * Cyrus: Aborting mission. Passenger injuries: one hundred percent! How about you give it a go, Manic?
 * Sonic: Do it to it, bro!


 * Cyrus: One hundred percent casualty rate.
 * Sonic: [chuckles] Welcome to the club!
 * Manic: Ah, that cuts it. I'm ground-bound.


 * Sonia: Check right, hold steady, then descend!
 * Cyrus: Ready, Sonia?
 * Sonia: Go! [guides the plane around the canyon] Check right, then descend, hold steady, it's all right! Descend from mountain approach!
 * Cyrus: Perfect! I've never seen better! You're our pilot, Sonia!
 * Manic: Way to go, sis!
 * Cyrus: Intelligence reports the Predator will return tomorrow night.
 * Sonia: But... the Debutante Ball's tomorrow night!
 * Manic: Sorry, sis.
 * Sonic: Hey, why don't we do both?
 * Manic, Sonia and Cyrus: Huh?!
 * Sonic: Can you say "secret passageway"?


 * Doorman: Lord Ambrey and Lady Agatha. Lord Harrigan and Lady Dagney.
 * Manic: Yo, is she comin'? Can you see her?
 * Sonic: No, she's not. Wait! There she is. Third in line now.
 * Manic: Wow, she looks great!
 * Robotnik: Well, who do we have here?
 * Bartleby: Oh, this is my cousin from out of town, er... Sarah!
 * Robotnik: Charmed.
 * Cyrus: Predator's inbound. It's within range! Two minutes before it reaches the roboticizer facility!
 * Sonic: Oh man, we're cuttin' it close.
 * Manic: She's next!
 * Doorman: Announcing Sir Bartleby of Dresdin and his cousin...
 * Sonia: Just a moment, please.
 * Robotnik: Hmmm...
 * Doorman: Announcing Her Royal Highness... Princess Sonia!
 * [surprised commotion among the guests]
 * Sonia: Hello, Buttnik!
 * Robotnik: Seize her!
 * Sonia and Bartleby: [gasps]
 * Sonia: Mother?
 * Robotnik: [gasps] Queen Aleena! Get her! And grab this one!
 * Sonic: Gotta hand it to ya, sis. You got guts. [grabs Sonia's hand] Time to juice!
 * Robotnik: SWATbots! Find the queen!
 * Cyrus: Fifteen seconds!
 * Sonic: Activating override.
 * [the guests panic]
 * Sleet: There she is!
 * Manic: Oh, thank you so much for the lovely party favor.
 * SWATbot: Hostile takeover of Predator. Control disabled. Orders.
 * Robotnik: What?! Shoot it down!
 * Cyrus: You're almost there! Safe hangar at Zero-Two-Zero, bearing Niner-Four!
 * Sonia: Okay, turnin' around!
 * Dingo: Sonia!
 * Sonic: Hey, big boys. Care to take a little spin around the floor?
 * Dingo: Spin?! AGAIN?! No thank you! [Sonic begins to spin] Ahhh! [gets whirled around and thrown into the air] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, argh! Whooaaa!
 * Sleet: Huh? [sees Dingo] Oh no!
 * Dingo: Waaaarrgghhh!
 * Sleet and Dingo: Oof!
 * Sonic: Oh, what are the chances we'd all wear the same dress to the same party?
 * [everyone laughs]
 * Manic: [laughs] Yeah, dude...


 * Sonic, Manic and Sonia: [gasps]
 * Sonia: Oh, it's lovely! [picks up and reads a letter] I wore this at my debutante ball. I'm so proud of you. Love, Mother. Oh, thank you guys!


 * [The credits roll]