Bro-Down Showdown (episode)/Transcript

This is a transcript from the Sonic Boom episode, "Bro-Down Showdown".

[Scene: Panning view of the house of Amy Rose (Sonic Boom), daytime]

[Scene Change: Amy Rose (Sonic Boom cleaning the handle of her hammer]
 * [Knock on Amy's door, she gets up, opens door]
 * [Leroy the Turtle appears at Amy's door]
 * ' Leroy': Telegram; for Amy Rose. You won the "most selfless award".
 * [Amy swipes transcript for Leroy's hands]
 * Amy: Mine!
 * [Amy knocks Leroy on his back]
 * [Scene Change: Sonic and Knuckles appear]
 * Sonic: Amy! What is it?
 * Amy: A few weeks ago I submitted myself for this year's most selfless award, and I just found out that I won!
 * Knuckles: Uh, you submitted yourself? Can you do that?
 * Amy: In this life, you gotta look out for number one!

[Camera pans on an overturned Leroy]
 * Leroy: I deserve this...

[Scene Change, inside Amy's house, she grabs her things to put into her bag]
 * Sonic: So Umm, while you're gone, you're gonna need a house-sitter huh?
 * Amy: Last time I left you two here, I came back to find a family of skunks living in the crawlspace.
 * Knuckles: You should be flattered, skunks are veerryy picky.
 * 'Amy: *groans* 
 * 'Sonic: Come on Amy, let us stay here! I need a change of scenery, and it gets boring watching a majestic sunset of an endless tranquil sea of blue outside my beachfront paradise every day. 
 * Knuckles: And I want to watch cable!

[Amy glares, displeased]
 * Sonic and Knuckles together: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!~
 * Sonic: ~Can we stay?
 * Knuckles: Be a guy!
 * Amy: *Groans* UGH! Fine! But only because I am extremely selfless. BUT if you two do anything foolish I promise you will face MY WRATH!
 * Amy: Ta-ta!

[Amy packs bags, leaves through the front door, Sonic and Knuckles alone] [Sonic and Knuckles high five]
 * Sonic and Knuckles: Yeah-ha!~
 * vSonic: ~Wanna do somethin' foolish?
 * "Knuckles": Did you even have to ask?

[Scene change, Sonic on top of a stone with Knuckles holding it, ready to throw Sonic. [Knuckles throws Sonic across the house] [Sonic rides around the house like on a surf board, breaking some of Amy's possessions and vases] [Sonic lands on the couch, Knuckles runs up to him]
 * Sonic: Stuck it!
 * Knuckles: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Sonic and Knuckles together: Nacho Break!

[Scene changes, Sonic and Knuckles eat nacho's while watching Amy's TV] [Knuckles drops cheese onto Amy's coach, freaking both of them out]
 * Sonic: It's okay! It's just a small stain! We can fix this!

[Sonic rubs cloth onto the cheese stain on the couch, thus making it worse and more noticeable, thus rubbing it into the couch]
 * Knuckles: Uh, I heard seltzer can get out stains.

[Sonic speeds off, to return to back]
 * Sonic: No seltzer. But there's grape soda!

[Sonic pours the grape soda onto the stain on Amy's couch]
 * Sonic: It has bubbles, so it should work!

[Camera pans onto a close up of Sonic and Knuckle's faces]
 * Knuckles: You soaked it! Better take it outside to dry in the sun.

[Scene changes, both of them are attempting to carry the couch outside through the door] [Both grunting trying to pull the couch through]
 * Sonic: Woah, you're ripping it!
 * Knuckles: YOU'RE ripping it!

[Both grunt with contempt] [They look at each other briefly, then bring it back inside] [They both hop back on the couch and sigh deeply]
 * Knuckles: Amy's gonna kill us! What do we do?!

[Comedy Chimp appears on the TV]
 * Comedy Chimp through TV: Do you think you and your bro have what it takes to throw down on Bro down showdown? The show where bro's compete to show how well they know their bro. Bro-down showdown will be taping at the village center this weekend!
 * Knuckles: How's that gonna help us? Stupid TV.
 * Comedy Chimp through TV: Don't miss your chance to win a brand new couch!
 * Knuckles: Still don't get it.
 * Comedy Chimp through TV: Yes! You heard right! A brand new couch!

[Knuckles, looking unimpressed]
 * Knuckles: Nope. Nothing.

[Camera pans on Eggman's Fly-Bot watching over Sonic and Knuckles] [Scene change, Eggman's lair, Eggman is his lab computer watching Fly-Bots feed watching over Sonic and Knuckles]
 * Dr Eggman: Do I need to express how that spying on Sonic has given me an idea for a plan to destroy him? Or is that obvious?
 * Cubot: Is what obvious?

[Scene change, Sonic and Knuckles in a line for the contestants of Bro-Down showdown in the Village center, daytime]
 * "'Sonic: Can't believe how many people showed up to this audition!

[Dr Eggman appears, pushing the other villagers out of the way]
 * Dr Eggman: Out-of-the-way! Move it or lose it! Total bros coming through!
 * Sonic: Eggman? What are you doing here?
 * Dr Eggman: Nothing, just auditioning with my "bro-bot"! Ain't that right, orby?
 * Orbot: Yes, sir. It would seem I'm your, "bro".
 * Dixon: ALRIGHT! Who's next?

[Dixon starts to list out flaws in the to-be contestants]
 * Dixon: Too old, too ugly, too out of touch with the common man....

[Views Sonic and Knuckles with smug looks]
 * Dixon: Ehh, next!
 * Sonic: Hey! You barely looked at us!
 * Dixon: Sorry kid, just not getting enough of a "bro vibe".

[Dr Eggman looks at Sonic]
 * Dr Eggman: Ha ha! Stinks to be you!
 * Sonic": Can it, Egghead! You think he's gonna prefer your "unruly moustache", and you dainty lame bot?

[Orbot sighs]
 * Dr Eggman: I'll show you unruly, you spiny haired rodent!!
 * Dixon: I'll have none of that bickering at my audition! Save it... for the show! You two are "bros" now!
 * Sonic: What? No, we're not "bro's", we're ENEMIES!
 * Dr Eggman: That hedgehog is no bro of mine, and I'm not gonna complain if it gets us on the show. Come on Sonic! Play ball!

[Sonic sighs]
 * Sonic: I guess you're right.

[Sonic looks sincerely at Knuckles]
 * Sonic: Sorry Knux, but if we wanna win that couch for Amy, I gotta do this.

[Knuckles looks sad]
 * Knuckles: But, I thought this was gonna be a "Sonic and Knuckles" episode! (fourth wall break)
 * Dr Eggman: Yeah, well life's full of disappointments, Nurples. I always wanted to be a traffic cop.

[Eggman performs a left turn signal]
 * Dr Eggman: Now move along! You're blocking the fire lane.

[Scene change, to the Bro-Down show down stage, with the pairs of bros: Sonic and Dr Eggman, Knuckles and Mike the Ox, the Stunt Bears, and Dave the Intern and Lady Walrus]
 * Knuckles: Look Sonic! I got a new partner. Jealous much?
 * Sonic: Great idea, Knux! Now we have double the chances of winning that couch for Amy!
 * Knuckles: Aww, way to take the wind out of my sails.

[Scene pans to a birds eye view of the stage]
 * Comedy Chimp on PA: Live! From Village center! It's Bro-Down Showdown! Today's "Bro's", Sonic the Hedgehog and Dr Eggman! Knuckles the Echidna and Mike the Ox! A pair of stunt bears! And Dave the Intern and Lady Walrus!