Robots From The Sky Part 1/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Robots From The Sky Part 1".

[Scene: Village Center]


 * [Team Sonic are washing Dave the Intern's car]
 * Amy: What a great turnout for our charity car wash! That new daycare center will be coated in no time!
 * Old Monkey: What's wrong with the old daycare center? [The camera turns to Chumley who is stuck in a cage]
 * Amy: It's substandardly updated.
 * Dr. Eggman: Hey! You jerks robbed me boss. I must have a couple of bucks for my change folder and now there's just a few stray coins. Didn't leave two behind and the Eggman won't notice! I notice, bucko!
 * Sonic: So what are your roles, cue-ball? We didn't take anything. [A ship is seen flying out of control]
 * Dr. Eggman: I could've bought something off just a bust menu with that buddy, like a hap-handful of fries, or similar jelly. [The ship explodes in the distance].
 * Sonic: Wh-what was that?
 * Dr. Eggman: Don't try to change the subject, you change thief. Robots, Attack!
 * [Two scorpion bots approach Team Sonic. The whole group prepare to battle.]

[Scene Change: Village Center crash site]


 * [The door of the crashed ship opens, Mighton walks out]
 * Mighton: You OK there Bolts? Out of the board.
 * Bolts: [From the roof of the ship] Well, I made it in one piece. [Suddenly, his hand being held on the twig falls off] It's rusty.
 * [Both Mighton and Bolts escape the crashed ship.]

[Scene Change: Village Center]
 * [Knuckles destroys a scorpion bot, he and Tails celebrate]
 * Dr. Eggman: You're making momaso a miserable menace. Gah! You got me so angry and agitated, I'm obliterating.
 * [Mighton and Bolts lurk and observe Team Sonic destroy Eggman's robots]
 * Mighton: Those carbon-based lunatics are destroying out robots' brethrens!
 * Bolts: Let's not be hasty. We don't have all the bags.
 * Sonic: [Kicks a robot] Nothing's more fun than turning robots into scrapheap. [Get's struck by one of Mighton's arms] You're stepping up your game, huh, Egghead?
 * Dr. Eggman: [Hesitantly] Yeah, for sure. That's um what it's name and that's er... Who's it by?
 * [Bolts opens up the bonnet of Dave the Intern's car and creates a short circuit, making the car run and drive quickly towards Team Sonic, crashing in the process]
 * Mighton Time to wrap this up. [Releases his arm towards Sonic. Sonic dodges out of the way and runs, treading over a bar of soap and break falls, somehow dodging the arm approaching from behind, landing on his head]
 * [Bolts streches his right hand onto the car, wrapping around Team Sonic before releasing his arm, leaving them trapped.]
 * Dr. Eggman: And Sonic goes down! That's a W for Doctorine Boom-Shackalacka! We better get out of here. You're a dependency to turn things around us. [Mighton and Bolts both join Eggman and leave]
 * [Sonic tries to break free of the wrap by running, but fails to do so. He turns into a ball and successfully breaks the cord, freeing the rest of Team Sonic. The cord shrinks back into the size of Bolts' arm. Tails picks it up]
 * Tails: I don't think Eggman made them. We've never seen robot technology like that before.
 * Sticks: There's a very simple explanation.
 * Sonic, Tails, Amy & Knuckles: The robo-apocalypse is nigh!
 * Sticks: No, not nigh. Now! The robo-apocalypse is now!
 * Tails: Why don't I gather some data and see if we can come up with an alternate fiend.
 * Sticks: Fine. But until you can prove otherwise, let's all agree that The robo-apocalypse is upon us and life on this planet as we know has been doomed. Sound good?
 * [Team Sonic respond unconvincingly]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair]
 * Mighton: So, you're telling me, that destroying robots.
 * Dr. Eggman: Yep. And now they think they can just steal from my change cup. [Bangs his fist on the table, knocking the change cup over] Oh right. I grabbed some change for the laundry, heh. Anyway, they're a menace. They love nothing more than eradicating my robots.
 * Mighton: Your robots?
 * Dr. Eggman: [Nervously] I think of them like they're my children. Hey! That reminds me. Um. We should change the subject. Where are you from, anyway?
 * Bolts: Mighton and I hail from a technicalogical wonderland in the clouds. Populated completely by sentinent robots.
 * Mighton: Where robots trust each other with dignity and respect, and nobody posts about poliics on social media.
 * Bolts: And if you break down. Maintenance checks are provided free of charge.
 * Robot: Engage cough mode.
 * Mighton: It's a well oiled machine of a society.
 * Cubot: Wow! What do you call this miraculous place?
 * Mighton: Morristown!
 * Orbot: Really? You didn't name it something like "Robo-Tokyo"?
 * Cubot: Or Sky Sanctuary?
 * Bolts: No, those are way better names! Wish we had you guys up there brainstorming.
 * Dr. Eggman: So what you're saying is, there are hundreds of robots sitting up there in the sky with no overlord raising? That's fantastic, for them I mean.

[Scene Change: Village Center Crash site]
 * Tails: That craft we heard came over here. Maybe the debris will help us understand who these bots are and where they came from?
 * Amy: And once we understand them, we can find a peaceful resolution.
 * Sticks: And once we make peace, they won't see it coming, when we bash them with bricks! [Snickers]
 * [Team Sonic find the crashed ship. Tails flies in from the roof towards the cockpit, and investigates. Sonic also walks into the cockpit.]
 * Tails: Holy Moly! This technology's out of this world! And by that it's really groovy, I heard you thought it's not from this world, which is also true.
 * Sonic: So, where exactly did this groovy ship come from?
 * Tails: According to the GPS history it came from somewhere in the sky.
 * Sticks: [From the roof] So they're not just robots? They're aliens too! This day just keeps getting badder and badder.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair]
 * Dr. Eggman: I'd like to propose a toast to our new friendship. Orbot, Cubot, make with the refreshments.
 * [Orbot and Cubot dash off to collect the refreshments. Orbot returns with a tray of apple juice. Eggman drinks it, and immediately spits it out]
 * Dr. Eggman: Apple juice?! I told you to get Apple cider, you didlong dunkers. [Pours the juice onto Cubot's head] It's so hard to get decent help these days. Now run to the store and get the good stuff!
 * Mighton: That won't be necessary. It's clear you're more foe than friend robotkind. Come on, Bolts. Let's blow this ground base.
 * Dr. Eggman: No-no-no wait! That's just a dynamic. We wrote each other off at times. Here, Cubot. You do me.
 * Cubot: Okay! You're ugly!
 * Dr. Eggman: What?! I'll have you disassembled for that! [Hammers Cubot and Orbot's head with a stick. Bolts triggers a switch with his outstretched arm, opening a door]
 * Bolts: He's ruining our spaceship for two more.
 * [Eggman presses a button on his watch, levitating Mighton and Bolts]
 * Mighton: You'll never get away with this you ball-void off!
 * Dr. Eggman: Who's gonna stop me?

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop]
 * Knuckles: So, do you guys think these are the nice kind of aliem robots? Or the destroy every living creature on the planet kind of alien robots?
 * Sticks: I go for the seconed kind.
 * [The door is being knocked, Amy walks over to open it, and discovers Orbot and Cubot]
 * Amy: Sonic, you've got an Orbot here. Probably want a rant about Eggman.
 * Cubot: Are we really that predictable?
 * Sonic: Less talking, more ranting.
 * Orbot: Eggman is holding those charming spacebots captured up in this lair.
 * Cubot: Maybe you can break them free or something?
 * Knuckles: Why should we trust you?
 * Tails: If we skip the passing and the dancing we can probably go save them. I want to meet the people who built that far-off spaceship.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair]
 * Dr. Eggman: So, if you think, how do I get to Morristown? And no toll road.
 * Mighton: I just say it's more intimidating than you. We'll never get on.
 * Dr. Eggman: Maybe 10,000 volts will change your tune. [Tries to pull a lever but is interrupted by Team Sonic who crash their way in]
 * Sonic: Not so fast, omelet breath!
 * Dr. Eggman: Geez, how many times are you gonna smash that wall? Can they get you their own teeth.
 * Amy: Ooh, that'll be great. But right now, your map is smash Eggman!
 * Dr. Eggman: You leave my facial hair out of it. Minions! You know the deal.
 * [Firebot emerges out ready to attack, along with two ball-bots and two Beetle Bots, Team Sonic fight with Eggman's robots. Firebot lauches a flamethrower towards Sonic - who dodges it - however the flames shoot towards the sofa instead]
 * Dr. Eggman: I always forget Fire bots and House-door robots.
 * [Knuckles throws a beetle bot towards Eggman. Eggman ducks, but the robot lands on the computer, triggering a laser cannon that shoots straight at Sticks and Amy. Sticks successfully throws her boomerang towards the laser cannon]
 * Orbot: Well, we're back from our abdinal constitution and... [Gasps in horror] What's this? Sonic and his friends infiltrated the lair? How did they know about Dr. Eggman's team?
 * Cubot: We told them remember, when we told the about... [Orbot covers Cubot's mouth, as Team Sonic resume their battle. Tails programs to release Mighton and Bolts from their traps]
 * Dr. Eggman: Oh, come on! Those magnets were password protected!
 * Tails: Maybe you should've picked something more secure than "Password 123" [Flies away as Eggman tries to grab him. Mighton and Bolts encroach Eggman, forcing him to scream and evade, crawling towards the back of Firebot. Bolts trips Firebot over and dodges the Flamethrower. Mighton launches his arm, directly hitting Firebot, who gets back up. Sonic charges towards Firebot, destroying it]
 * Dr. Eggman: Now, I think about it, I don't need to know where Morristown is. I hate travelling anyway. Am I ever thinking of underwear?
 * [Bolts programs to turn the magnet back on, attracting Eggman's wrist controller towards it. Bolts electrocutes Eggman.]
 * Bolts: Come on, Mighton. Let's go home.
 * [The Magnet releases Eggman's wrist controller, leaving a smoked Eggman flopped to the ground.]
 * Bolts: Orbot, Cubot, you coming?
 * Orbot: [Groans] Thanks for the offer. But I think we're needed here.

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop]
 * Tails: This navigation system is littered with more malware than a female form of a metal monkey guy!
 * Mighton: I owe you all an apology. We have no idea that your primitive rodents were on the side of good.
 * Sonic: Thanks! I think...
 * Mighton: One might even say that you and Tails are the Mighton and Bolts of the terrestial world.
 * Sonic: How about you're the Sonic and Tails of the skies?
 * Mighton: Agreed and disagreed.
 * Tails: Opening! The spaceship should be good as new!
 * Mighton: Aha! Capital. Bolts, set co-ordinates to the robot utopia of the skies, Morristown.
 * Amy: Really? You didn't name your city to something cool like "Atomicopolis"?
 * Tails: Or maybe something cloud-based like "Nimbusu"?
 * Bolts: The people of this planet are way better at naming things than us. What's your city called?
 * Knuckles: Well, up until recently, there was "Unnamed Village", but now, it's... "Hedgehog Village"
 * Bolts: Forget I said anything.
 * Mighton: Well, it's a pleasure having met you. I am glad we could make peace.
 * [Sticks almost throws a brick towards Mighton, Sonic tries to refuse her but the brick falls back anyway. She whistles as Mighton leaves towards the spaceship with Bolts. Bolts activates the spaceship and departs from Tails' Workshop towards Morristown. Suddenly, after Team Sonic wave goodbye, an evil stare approaches from the bushes. As Sticks notices everyone gets scared. They prepare themself in battle mode but lasers come shooting out everywhere, striking half of Sticks' long stick. One of the lasers directly hits Tails, knocking him unconscious to the ground. Everyone gathers round him in horror as the screen fades to black.]