User blog comment:SalaComMander/The "Cheer Up Namesiw" Contest/@comment-17295736-20101006175358/@comment-17295736-20101006180419

and if ya didn't like that one here's my best one:

Once there were three brothers named Shut-up, Manners, and Poop. They were riding in the back of a truck when Poop fell out. Shut-up went to the police station to get help and this was the conversation:

Police: Hello son, what’s your name?

Shut-up: Shut-up.

Police: Excuse me?

Shut-up: Shut-up.

Police: I am trying to help you! Where are your manners?!

Shut-up: Outside picking up Poop.