User blog:Sonicrox14/Tip of the Day

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5/29/09 There's no use crying over spilled milk...


 * Shadow: *drinking milk*
 * Shelly: *tips Shadow's glass*
 * Shadow: *cough*
 * Shelly: LOL You should have seen that milk come outta your nose, dude! XD
 * Shadow: I have to get new rivals...

5/30/09 An apple a day keeps the doctor away..."


 * Shadow: *going to the bathroom* *opens the door and apples spill out* [muffled] SHELLY!!!
 * Shelly: What's the matter Shadow? *Shadow digs himself out* [cont'd] Afraid of a little health food? *Shadow chases Shelly*

6/01/09 If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all...


 * Shadow: Well, if it isn't the mo-- *Shelly puts duck tape on his mouth* *mmm!!! MMMPH MMMH!
 * Shelly: What's that Shadow? You want me to take your motorcycle for a ride? Well, I'd be glad to! *Shadow chases Shelly until she gets to his motorcycle and rides off on it*

6/02/09 Let them eat cake...


 * everyone finishes singing "Happy Birthdy" to Shadow*
 * Shadow: *inhales to blow out the candles*
 * Kit: *jumps out of the cake and punces on Shadow* That was your wish, right, Shaddie? *licking icing off Shadow*
 * Shelly: And that's my present. ^ ^

6/03/09 Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healty, wealthy and wise...


 * Shelly: *finishes a 6-pack of coffee* 0_o *starts bouncing on the bed and dosen't stop until dawn, then falls asleep*
 * Dawn: Shelly? Wake up, today's the day you're supposed to spar with Shadow. Shelly? SHELLY?!?!?!
 * Shelly: AAH! FLYING MONKEYS!!!
 * Dawn: You had too much coffee before bed again, didn't you?
 * Shelly: WhAt MaKeS yOu 'S'aY tHaT ? *falls asleep*

6/04/09 Slow and steady wins the race...


 * Tails: Hey, guys! I've created a speedometer so we can finally see just how fast Sonic runs! Allow me to demonstrate. *points speedometer at tree, tiny plunger hits tree* According to the speedometer, this tree..is going..0 mph...
 * Sonic: Well, let's see if I can beat that :P *starts running*
 * Tails: *shoots Sonic with speedometer* Wow! 100 mph!
 * Shelly: Let me try. *runs and Tails shoots speedometer* 90 mph!
 * Sonic: Sweet! You're getting faster every day, sport! *ruffles Shelly's hair*
 * Shelly: Ooh! Let's see how fast Shadow runs!
 * Shadow: *walking by*
 * Tails: *shoots Shadow with speedometer*
 * Shadow: !!! What was THAT for... *plucks plunger off his tail*
 * Tails: It's a speedometer, Shadow. It shows how fast you're going.
 * Shelly: And according to the meter, the tree's faster than you. ^ ^
 * Shadow: *chasing Shelly*
 * Shelly: That all ya got? I bet the tree could catch me!

6/05/09 Look before you leap...


 * Shelly: *jumps off diving board* Jeronimo!!! *hits head on concrete*
 * Shadow: Hey, monkey! Do you realize there was no water in the pool yet?!
 * Shelly: Well, I do NOW!
 * Sonic: Shelly, are you ok?
 * Shadow: I wouldn't worry. Her head's so hard, you should be worried about the pool

6/06/09 Easier said than done... [Shelly and Dawn go for a stroll together in the park]
 * Shelly: Isn't it such a nice day outside? *begins to rain*
 * Dawn: You had to ask.
 * Shelly: You're not going to go through one of your 'weather moodswings' again, are you?
 * Dawn: One targeted crossing guard and you're LABELLED FOR LIFE!
 * Shelly: Hey, I've heard somewhere that people can change the weather with certain actions!
 * Dawn: Like...? *5 mins later*
 * Shelly: *dressed as a native, singing weird native song banging drum* Hi, ho ho ho hi Gaspacho, [gibberish]
 * Dawn: If anyone asks, I never met you... *walks away*

6/07/09 One man's trash is another man's treasure...


 * Shadow: *throws out half a chili dog*
 * Shelly: *pops out of trash can* *inhales* ahhh... HOW CAN YOU THROW OUT SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL?! Shame on you, Shadow the Hedgehog, SHAME SHAME SHAME! *takes big bite*
 * Shadow: What are you, Sonic?
 * Sonic: *wrestling her for chili dog*
 * Shadow: I'm surrounded by idiots...

6/08/09 All and one and one for all...


 * Shelly & Shadow: *surrounded by Eggman's robots*
 * Shadow: Here's the plan. I go after Eggman while you cover me and take down the robots
 * Shelly: No WAY! I wanna take down Eggman, and I'm not letting you get the spotlight today, buddy!
 * Shadow: What! *both start arguing* [3 days later]
 * Shelly: *rattling cup against bars* Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow...
 * Shadow: Would you give me that...! *both fight over cup*

6/09/09 The best laid plans of mice and men go oft awry...


 * Shadow: *setting a mouse-trap*
 * Shelly: Hey Shadow--
 * Shadow: Shh!
 * Shelly: But Shadow...
 * Shadow: Quiet, monkey
 * Shelly: SHADOW!!!
 * Shadow: WHAT! *trap rattles, and cheese is gone*
 * Shelly: I was gonna say that maybe the mouse'll come if you stop looking at the cheese...and I was right! ...I should start running now, shouldn't I?
 * Shadow: YOU WON'T GET THE CHANCE!!! *chases Shelly*

6/10/09 Eat humble pie... Jezz: *standing in front of Shadow and Shelly, who are seated in front of each other* Why don't you go first Shadow?
 * Shadow: *mumbles indistinctly*
 * Jezz I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that
 * Shadow: *mumbles* I'm sorry I called you a monkey.
 * Jezz: Very good. And Shelly?
 * Shelly: Do I have to?
 * Jezz: *clears throat*
 * Shelly: *mumbles* I'm sorry I called you spikey. AND threw all your books into the pond. AND wrote the book 1001 Ways To Bug Shadow.
 * Shadow: What was that last one?
 * Shelly: ...Threw your books into the pond? ^ ^ Oh, and I'm sorry for one more thing
 * Shadow: WHAT
 * Shelly: EAT HUMBLE PIE! *throws creme pie in Shadow's face*
 * Jezz: Shelly!!! 0_o
 * Shelly: That's my name ^ ^

6/11/09 What goes around comes around...


 * Shadow: *opens his closet and gets hit with a creme pie*
 * Shelly: TOUCHDOWN! You got pi'd, dude! *opens her backpack and gets hit with a boxing glove*
 * Shadow: Bullseye.
 * Shelly: Touche'...

6/12/09 Truth is stranger than fiction...


 * Shadow, Shelly, Sonic and Amy: *camping out in a tent*
 * Shelly: *telling a scary story* ...And then, he went into the house, and the door shut locked behind him. Frantically, he tried opening the door to no avail. Then, as he saw the scariest thing he had ever seen in his life, he let out a horrifying shreik...AN EVIL FLOATING UMBRELLA!
 * Amy: *screams*
 * Shelly: Take it easy, Amy. It's just a story...
 * Amy: That wasn't me.
 * Sonic: *in Shadow's arms, trembling*
 * Shadow: That better be sweat dripping down your legs, boy...
 * Sonic: That's IT! I'm packing in! Where's my flashlight...
 * Voice: Heeeere you gooooo....
 * Sonic: Oh, thanks.
 * Everyone: 0_o *all scream*

6/13/09 It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all (love stinks)...


 * Spike: *walking in the park and spots Shelly and Dawn talking & giggling* *uses breath spray* Why, he--
 * Shelly: *smacks him with a fly swatter* Not even in your dreams, Renzar!!!
 * Spike: Owww...

6/14/09 A rose by any other name would smell as sweet...


 * Shelly: *sniffing flowers* Ahhh, don't you just LOVE spring, Shadow?
 * Shadow: I don't 'love' anything. *to himself* Except Kit...
 * Shelly: Come on, Spikey! Just take a whiff and I'll leave you alone
 * Shadow: Really...
 * Shelly: ...Maybe.
 * Shadow: *reluctantly sniffs a rosebush* OW!
 * Charmy: Get your own rosebush!
 * Shadow: *has sting-mark on his nose*
 * Shelly: Wow, Rudolph, that looks like a honker! XD
 * Shadow: *chases Shelly through the park (again)*

6/15/09 Once bitten, twice shy...


 * Shelly: *smelling flowers* Ahh...nothing like sniffing the flowers on a warm, sunny afternoon...
 * Shadow: *walks by* Well, well, well, if it isn't the monkey
 * Shelly: I'M NOT A MONKEY! *causes short earthquake* The only thing I am is stopping and smelling the roses. Care to join me?
 * Shadow: Do you remember the last time I let you trick me into ducking my face into the flowers...
 * Shelly: Look, Charmy said he was sorry, and he IS a bee, after all! *picks flower* Just sniff it a little bit and I'll leave you alone
 * Shadow: If I had a penny for every time I heard that...
 * Shelly: SMELL IT!
 * Shadow: *hesitates, then sniffs flower* It's OK. I guess... *sneezes on Shelly*
 * Shelly: Say it, don't spray it. *gets napkin and wipes face*

6/16/09

"A fool won't hold on to money for long..."


 * Girl: *standing behind a kissing booth* *Spike & Shelly walk by*
 * Shelly: Just so you know, this isn't a date. I'm only walking with you 'cause Jezz isn't around.
 * Spike: RIIIIGHT. *spots booth*
 * Shelly: Just keep walkin', Renzar.
 * Spike: You can't tell me what to do! *reaches into pockets* Aw, man, I'm out of cash! Hey, Shelly...*gives her puppy dog face*
 * Shelly: *groan* FINE *gives him 2 rings* *walks off without him*

6/17/09

"A fool learns nothing from a wise man, however, a wise man learns much from a fool..."


 * Espio: *teaching Shelly, Shadow & Spike how to stand on their heads*
 * Shelly: How did we wind up in yoga class anyway???
 * Shadow: Who knows...
 * Spike: I'm so tired, I could go to sleep just like this.
 * Espio: And now we finish with the "corpse pose"
 * Spike: THAT I can do *hits the floor*
 * Shelly: Got any smelling salts?
 * Espio: I have an old gym sock
 * Spike: I'M UP!

6/18/09

"A friend in need is a friend indeed..."

[Sonic, Shelly and Shadow going on a trip in the jungle]
 * Shadow: *holding camera while Sonic talks in front of it*
 * Sonic: [Austrailian accent] G'day mates! T'day, we're gonna be traversing through thick waters, as we explore the mystical rainforest. Crickey! Look at that! It's a gator!
 * Shelly: No, Sonic, it's just a log.
 * Sonic: [Normal voice] I knew that, I was just testing 'ya.
 * Shelly: Shadow, did you get shorter?
 * Shadow: *sinking in quicksand* Get me outta here!
 * Shelly: Give me your hand!
 * Shadow: *gives her hand with camera*
 * Shelly: *takes camera* Thanks. Sonic, help the guy out.
 * Sonic: Oi Vey. *gives Shadow vine* Pull on this!
 * Shadow: *pulls himself out* I hate you
 * Shelly: I know ^ ^

6/19/09

The proof of the pudding is in the eating...(the proof is in the pudding)
 * Amy: Who wants to try my world-famous tapioca?
 * Sonic & Shelly: *sniff tapioca*
 * Sonic: *makes sick face*
 * Shelly: *eats pudding* Hey, are you gonna eat that?
 * Sonic: *shoves his bowl over to Shelly*
 * Shelly: *eats both bowls* Hey, Amy, you got any more?

6/20/09

You are what you eat...
 * Sonic: Hey, Shelly, can you make me a sandwich?
 * Shelly: *puts bread on Sonic's head* Now you're a sandwich

6/21/09

There's more than one way to skin a cat...


 * Big: *fishing with Froggy*
 * Shelly: *pushes Big in pond* YOU OWE ME FIVE RINGS, CAT!
 * Froggy: *ribbit*

6/22/09

On tenterhooks...


 * Shelly: *standing in the middle of a mall, looking scared*
 * Shadow: *passes by, notices Shelly and walks over* What's wrong with you--
 * Shelly: *grabs Shadow by the chesthair (yeah, that's right, I said it! CHESTHAIR!) I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

6/23/09

Happy birthday, Sonic!


 * Everyone: *singing he's a jolly good fellow to Sonic*
 * Shelly: *gets out guitar and sings Lee Evans' Birthday Sonic*


 * Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
 * The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun
 * And the whole planet gathers 'round and gives and laughter do abound
 * And we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song
 * Happy birthday!
 * You're one year older
 * Happy birthday!
 * Your life still isn't over
 * Happy birthday!
 * You did not accomplish much
 * But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough!
 * So let's give to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself
 * Your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year
 * Does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking naps
 * And hoping that someday perhaps your life will hold some cheer?
 * Happy birthday
 * What have you done that matters?
 * Happy birthday
 * You're starting to get fatter
 * Happy birthday
 * It's downhill from now on
 * Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone
 * If cryogenics were all free
 * Then you could life like Walt Disney 
 * And live for all eternity inside a block of ice
 * But instead your time is set
 * This is the only life you get
 * And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might
 * Happy birthday
 * You wish you had more money
 * Happy birthday
 * Your life's so sad it's funny
 * Happy birthday
 * How much more can you take?
 * But your friends are hungry so let's cut the stupid cake
 * Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, dear...
 * Sonic: OK! OK!!!! ...Thank you, Shelly, for your entertainment...
 * Shadow: Better him than me :P

(you can listen to the song here )

6/24/09

All that glitters is not gold...


 * Shelly: *digging a hole*
 * Sonic: Hey, Shelly, whatcha doin'?
 * Knuckles: Shadow got 'ya diggin' your own grave again?
 * Shelly: No. Not even close. I'm diggin' for gold!
 * Tails: Can't you just blow your nose?
 * Sonic: No, Tails, not that kind of diggin'.
 * Tails: OH.
 * Shelly: *shovel touches something hard* I've hit something! *digging faster* Look! Gold!!!\
 * Sonic: Shelly, this is fake gold...Shelly?
 * Shelly: *disappears*
 * Sonic: *picks up note Shelly dropped* "Off to the bank, be back soon --Shelly the Millionare" Oh boy...

[two security guards hauling Shelly off]
 * Shelly: I'm innocent I tell 'ya! I WANT A LAWYER! I WANT A DOCTOR! I WANT A CHEESE SANDWICH!!! DX

6/25/09

Procrastination is the theif of time...

6/26/09

Rome wasn't built in a day...


 * Shelly: [turtle-racing with Shadow]
 * Shadow: Remind me why we're doing this again...
 * Shelly: 'Cause I took your bracelets and wouldn't give 'em back unless you turtle-raced me for 'em.
 * Shadow: And it took a week to fight you
 * Shelly: And we tied, so you lost! HA!
 * Turtles: GO MIKEY! YOU GO BOY! IT'S ALL YOU, DUDE!
 * Sonic, watching in a deck chair: You named your turtle Mikey?
 * Shelly: Hey, it was that, Leo, Don or Raphael. I flipped a coin -- well, actually, two coins--
 * Sonic: TMI.
 * Shelly: Sorry

[One week later]
 * Shelly: *still watching her turtle race, Shadow and Sonic left days ago*

[One more week later]
 * Shelly: *still staring at turtle*
 * Sonic: *comes over to her* ...How long have you been standing here?
 * Shelly: About 15 days.
 * Sonic: For a turtle?
 * Shelly: Mikey gets lonely
 * Sonic: *groans*

6/27/09

He who hesitates is lost...

6/28/09

The leopard can't change it's spots...


 * Shelly: *trying on different outfits* Jezz, does this one make my tail look big?
 * Jezz: Uh...*stuffs his mouth with snickers* [muffled talking]
 * Shelly: Aw, how sweet! ^ ^ *goes to try on a different outfit*
 * Jezz: *swallows* Whew

6/29/09

The truth will be revealed...


 * Shadow, Jezz & Shelly: *competing on a game show*
 * Host: Alright, last question! Who do you think your opponent's closest friend is?
 * All: *Start writing on cards*
 * Jezz: Done
 * Shelly: Finito!
 * Shadow: Finished.
 * Host: Jezz, you go first
 * Jezz: I chose Shelly, and her best friends is...*drum roll* ME!
 * Shelly: He's right *picks up card that says "Jezz"
 * Host: Aww, how sweet...OK Shelly your turn
 * Shelly: I chose Shadow and wrote "Me, Myself, and I"

[audience laughs]
 * Shadow: Hmph *holds up card that says "Me, Myself and I"
 * Host: Shadow, you're last. Remember, if you get this wrong, you will NOT be moving on to the final round.
 * Shadow: I wrote--
 * Shelly: *flips Shadow's chair backwards* HE'S NOT UP TO IT!
 * Shadow: *grunts as he hits the floor*
 * ShellY: "Who cares"

[audience laughs]
 * Shadow: *chases Shelly around the stage*
 * Jezz: *watching them with an "oh brother" look on his face*
 * Host: Uh, thanks for watching! I'm Rossi Morreale and this is--
 * Shelly: *runs over host running*
 * Shadow: *knocks over camera and it breaks, static shows*

6/30/09

Action speaks louder than words...


 * Shadow & Shelly: *getting off the bus, Shelly rubbing her tail*
 * Shelly: Why do you always give me a wedgie on the bus?!
 * Shadow: Because we can't afford a cab.
 * Shelly: You know, when a guy is constantly messing with a girl, it usually means he likes her.
 * Shadow: True. But I wasn't messing with a girl; I was messing with you
 * Shelly: Touche`...

7/01/09

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade...

7/02/09

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat

7/03/09

The early bird catches the worm...


 * Shelly: Hey, tomorrow is gonna be Independence Day!!!
 * Shadow: So...
 * Shelly: SOOOO...we're gonna start celebrating early! *ties Shadow to a giant firecracker, then lights it*
 * Shadow: Can we talk about this?!
 * Shelly: Nope. Arividerchi!
 * Shadow: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, MONKEY!!!
 * Sunny: heh, you made him a Fly Type!
 * Shelly: Good one!
 * [Shadow's firecracker explodes]
 * Shelly: Ooh, that's gonna smart in the mornin'...
 * Shadow: *floating down in parachute*
 * Shelly: That's my cue to make like pants and split!
 * Sunny:Wait a sec there! Ya might wanna watch this! *gets out gun and shoots bullets in Shad's parachute*
 * Shad:*falls* AHHHH!
 * Sunny: Now we run!
 * Shadow: *finally reaches floor* IF I EVER CATCH YOU TWO, I'M GONNA [is too far for them to hear]
 * Shelly: Shadow has SUCH a colorful vocabulary... 0_0
 * Sunny: And beyond that! You should see the way he comes up with names! My new one is The Roach! (i really do get called a Roach, but i just play along with it)
 * Shelly: Mines' is "Monkey"...and sometimes I wonder if he even KNOWS my real name
 * Sunny:i know he dosent know mine!
 * Twister:He just calls me nutjob. *Twister then ties shade to large parachute firework*
 * Shelly: Hey, when did the Twister hit? *rimshot, Shelly gets hit with a tomato*
 * Sunny: Yeah! *throws a watermelon* Oops! It was supposed to be a grape!
 * Shelly: *trying to get watermelon off her head* You're lucky watermelon's my favorite fruit, or you wouldn't be so 'Sunny' anymore *chewing sounds*

7/04/09

Happy 4th of July!!!


 * Sonic: Oh, say, can you see? By the dawn's early light
 * Tails: What so proudly we hail at the twilights last gleaming?
 * Knuckles: Through stripes and white stars, through the perilous fight
 * Shelly: O'er the rampart we watched were so gallantly streaming?
 * Shadow: [opera voice] And the rrrocket's rred glaaare, the bombs burrsting the air
 * Amy: Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
 * All: Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave...O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave
 * Shadow: [jamming]

7/05/09

Out of sight, out of mind...


 * Knuckles: 97, 98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come! *why did I let Cream talk me into another game of hide and go seek...* [looks around trees, in bushes, under rocks...]
 * Shelly: *passes by* Oh, hey Knuckles!
 * Knuckles *covers Shelly's mouth* Be very quiet. I'm "wabbit" hunting.
 * Shelly: ..."Wabbit hunting"? OK...*walks away* ["he really IS 21 flavors of dumb, isn't he..."]

7/06/09

No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spiderman...