User blog:Sonicrox14/The Life and Times of Silver the Hedgehog

(inspired by Statyx the hedgehog (Kagimizu) This comedy tells the story of Silver and his time-travelling back 200 years in the past... and getting stuck there! Now, he must lie in wait until his friends from the future can fix this jam! But for now, here are the not-so-smooth life and times of Silver the Hedgehog!

Episode 1:

 * Jezz & Shelly: [strolling together in the park]
 * Jezz: Ah, such a nice day for a stroll, wouldn't you say, Shelly?
 * Shelly: Absolutely. The fresh air, flowers abundant, nothing could ruin this day...
 * Jezz: *eyes open wide* Uh, Shelly!!!
 * Shelly: *distracted by the butterflies* [something opening in the sky and object falling directly towards Shelly]
 * Shelly: *feeding the birds*
 * Jezz: Earth to Shelly! HELLOOOO?!?! How can I hear me?!
 * [screaming grows louder]
 * Shelly: Hmm. Sounds like the cats are fightI!--[lands on Shelly]
 * Shelly: JiNkIeS! It's the apocalypse! THE SKY IS FALLING!
 * [groaning]
 * Both: SILVER?!
 * Silver: [groan] Where am I?
 * Shelly & Silver: *both scream at the sight of each other*
 * Jezz: Silver, what are you doing here?
 * Silver: I'll tell 'ya what I'm doing here--I don't know! We were testing the time machine and next thing I know I'm looking at Clementine over here!
 * Shelly: HOW could you get that far from my name? It's Shelly!
 * Silver: Yeah, I know. See, Clementine's a shade of orange, and--
 * Jezz: We don't have time for this! Just let me use my powers to send you back 200 years. *starts to focus, users large amount of energy on Silver* Chaos Rift!!!
 * Silver: *fried* *coughs up black smoke*
 * Jezz: OH. Ah, um...oh boy.
 * Shelly: By the look on your face, I'd say that wasn't supposed to happen.
 * Jezz: It wasn't.
 * Silver: Guess I'm stuck here... *kicks rock, rock goes far enough to break fountain* Oops.
 * Shelly: The mayor isn't gonna like THAT.
 * Jezz: Let's get outta here before we run into Statyx and start Doomsday.
 * Shelly: AGREED. *grabs Silver and runs*

We'll be right back!

Later that day...

 * All: *on sidewalk*
 * Shelly: So, what are things like in the future.
 * Silver: I dunno. How do things work here?
 * Jezz: Well, for starters, most humans get around in things called cars.
 * Silver: Ohhh...what're those?
 * Jezz &; Shelly: *both exchange faces*
 * Shelly: You've never heard of a car?
 * Silver: *shakes head*
 * Jezz: I always thought that they'd fly in the future...
 * Silver: So they don't fly now?
 * Shelly: Nope. Flying is in the airplane's department.
 * Silver: What's an airplane?

[timbani sound]
 * Shelly: Well, Silver, looks like we'll have to help you brush up on your history.
 * Jezz: I'm sure it'll be easy as pie.
 * Silver: *is about to talk*
 * Jezz: *holds up hand* It's food!
 * Silver: OH.

Episode 2

 * Jezz: *sitting in living room reading magazine* *thinking* I wonder how Shelly and Jezz are doing at the mall...?
 * Shelly: *opens door*
 * Silver: *moaning, holding his eye*
 * Jezz: What's the matter?
 * Shelly: Silver was learning how to use a straw.
 * Jezz: I can see where that went wrong...
 * Shelly: OK, Silver, you can open your eye now.
 * Silver: *opens eye* It's a MIRACLE!
 * Shelly: *exasperated sigh* I'll get started on dinner.
 * Jezz: *gets back to reading newspaper*
 * Silver: Whatcha doin'?
 * Jezz: ...Reading a newspaper?
 * Silver: Oh.
 * Jezz: *gets back to reading*
 * Silver: What's a newspaper?
 * Jezz: [to himself] the thing I'm about to roll up and slap you siller with...
 * Silver: Can you read it to me?
 * Jezz: Gee, Silver, why not read it for yourself?
 * Silver: I don't know how to read.
 * Jezz: Why am I not surprised?
 * Shelly: Come and get it!
 * Silver: Get what?
 * Both: DINNER!
 * Silver: Oh.

We'll be right back!

[during dinnertime]
 * Shelly: DIG IN!
 * Silver: Dig? I didn't know we were supposed to bring shovels...
 * Jezz: "Dig in" means "enjoy the food", Silver.
 * Silver: Oh. *leans over and takes a bite out of the chicken* Mmm...
 * Shelly ...Guess we'll have to train him...
 * Silver: mmm... This is good, what is it?
 * Jezz: It's chicken.
 * Silver: *spits out on Jezz* FOOD IS MY ENEMY.
 * Jezz: *brushing off food bits* Vegetarian in the house...
 * Shelly: Silver, maybe next time you could use the utensils in front of you?
 * Silver: Oh. Okay! *picks up fork* I wonder what this one is for?
 * Jezz: Should we tell him?
 * Shelly: He's a big boy, Jezz.
 * Silver: *snaps fingers* Aha! *scratching back with fork* Like this?
 * Jezz: Not even close! You use it for eating!
 * Silver: ...you sure?
 * Shelly: Yes, and before you ask what that is, you jab the food with the fork and put it in your mouth.
 * Silver: I know what eating is. But wait -- I thought I was using utensils, not forks.
 * Jezz: A MIRACLE HE REMEMEBERS HOW TO BREATHE!

10 minutes later
 * Shelly & Silver together: Fork, spoon, knife, napkin!
 * Shelly: Very good, Silver!
 * Silver: *eating like a properly-behaved gerntleman*
 * Shelly: See? Teach him a thing or two and everything works out in the end.
 * Silver: *talking with his mouth full* *gets food all over Jezz*
 * Jezz: Just shoot me.

Episode 3

 * Jezz: OK, Silver, today's the day I get to teach you how to play sports.
 * Silver: What kinda game's that?
 * Jezz: It's not actually a game, so to speak, but a series of games. We'll start off easy: I'll throw the ball and you try to catch it.
 * Silver: Okay.
 * Jezz: GO LONG!
 * Silver: *standing still*
 * Jezz: GO LONG!!
 * Silver: *still immobile*
 * Jezz: That means "Run, I'm about to throw the ball!"
 * Silver: Oh!
 * Jezz: GO LONG ALREADY!!!
 * Silver: *starts running*
 * Jezz: *throws ball*
 * Silver: *misses ball, keeps running*
 * Jezz: You can stop now, Silver!
 * Silver: *dosen't stop running, runs into tree*
 * Jezz: (this is gonna be a long, painful day)
 * Silver: *runs back over* How'd I do?
 * Jezz: Ya handled it like a pro! OK, let's try something a little easier.
 * Shelly: *watching at a window* This is better than cable *eats popcorn*
 * Jezz: I'll hold the ball like this, and then you try to kick it as hard as you can. Got it?
 * Silver: Got it!

[Charlie Brown Theme plays]
 * Silver: *gets a running start*
 * Jezz: *getting annoyed by a bee* Hey, move it! [growl] Shoo! Go away, I'm busy! *moves football at the last minute*
 * Silver: *trips*
 * Shelly: Goof greif.
 * Jezz: Oops. ^_^|

We'll be right back!

[a little while later]
 * Jezz: OK, Silver. Listen carefully. This is a basketball. That is a hoop. Get the ball into the hoop.
 * Silver: Gotcha! *uses pscohkinesis to get the ball into the hoop*
 * Jezz: OK, that was very...creative. Now try to do it without your powers.
 * Silver: OK. *perfectl executes a slam-dunk*
 * Jezz: T-that was perfect! Hi-5!
 * Silver: *uses pschokinesis to Hi-5 Jezz and accidentaly sends him flying into an anthill*
 * Shelly: Oh boy. I better get out there before things get ugly.
 * Jezz: *biting sounds, Jezz starts jumping around screaming* AAH!!! RED ANTS! RED ANTS!
 * Shelly: *comes running outside with a waterbucket and dumps water on Jezz*
 * Silver: Wow, Jezz! Next to the Funky Chicken, I bet that's the most popular dance around!
 * Jezz: *to Shelly* Hold me back! *trying to run after Silver but is held back by Shelly*
 * Silver: Gee, take it easy. Haven't you learned your manners and Connecticut?
 * Jezz & Shelly: ETIQUETTE!
 * Silver: That, too.

Episode 4

 * Silver: So, Shelly, what are we going to learn today?
 * Shelly: Gee, Silver, I don't have a clue! I mean, what could one learn in a garden full of gardening tools that you could use to cultivate a garden ???
 * Silver: • • • ...I have no idea.
 * Shelly: It rhymes with "bardening"...
 * Silver: "Cardening"! Oh, no, wait. "Dardening"! "Fa--
 * Shelly: It starts with a "G"!!
 * Silver: OH! I GOT IT!
 * Shelly: (Hallelujah...)
 * Silver: Jardening! We are going to do some Jardening!
 * Shelly: ...I'm going to go take some aspirin. *goes inside*
 * Silver: *grabs a shovel* KWAA! I AM OBIWAN KENOBI, THE GREATEST WARRIOR OF OUR TIME! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY LIGHTSABER! YAA *throws shovel* [clang] [thud] *green hedgehog lying on the ground*
 * Silver: Whoops. *uses psychokinesis to lift him up* Hey, are you okay!
 * Green Hedgehog: You're gonna pay for that, you little...!
 * Shelly & Jezz: *walking out to the garden*
 * Shelly: Are you sure you wanna come out and help me with Silver?
 * Jezz: Believe me, you're gonna need all the help you can ge-- oh boy.
 * Green Hedgehog: Looks, buddy, the name's Statyx; remember it!
 * Silver: Too late ☺
 * Statyx: *grabs Silver by the mane* Listen, kid, since there are witnesses around, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. But if you ever try anything funny like that again, I'm gonna do THIS! [camera focuses on Shelly & Jezz] [jackhammer sounds]
 * Jezz: Oh snap
 * Shelly: *covers eyes*
 * Statyx: [off-screen] And THIS!
 * Shelly: *peeks* [boom] Oh mud crunkeys
 * Statyx: AND THIS! [thump] And I don't wanna do that!
 * Silver: *head sticking out of the ground*
 * Statyx: So says Statyx the Hedgehog! *dusts hands off* Later, dude.
 * Shelly: Well, Silver, looks like your first lesson will be how to dig up weeds!
 * Silver: *giggling* Hurry, the worms kinda tickle.

Episode 5

 * Silver & Shelly: *sitting in the park*
 * Shelly: *feeding the birds* You wanna try, Silver?
 * Silver: Sure! *eats breadcrumbs*
 * Shelly: *sigh*
 * Statyx: Hey, Shelly.
 * Shelly: Hi, Statyx!
 * Silver: OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW.
 * Statyx: I didn't even touch you yet.
 * Silver: Just practising. OW. OW. OW. OW.
 * Statyx: Sure are a lotta birds out today.
 * Shelly: I'll say. Okay, Silver, gimme the bag back before you get a stomach ache.
 * Silver: OK. *gives Shelly bag*
 * Shelly: It's empty.
 * Silver: You said the bag.
 * Statyx: Wow, isn't it fit for a bird-brain to eat bird food?
 * Shelly: Knock it off, Statyx.
 * Statyx: Just sayin'.
 * Silver: That's it!
 * Shelly: What's "it"?
 * Silver: I've found out what I'm going to be when I grow up -- A BIRD!
 * Statyx & Shelly: ...
 * Silver: I'd better go practise! [zoom]
 * Shelly & Statyx: *burst out with laughter*
 * Silver: Let's see...if I'm going to be a feathered friend, the first thing I'll need is a tree. *walks up to a tree with signs all over it that say "Quarantine" and "Warning: Unstable tree!" and "Don't be stupid!"* This one looks pretty firm. *climbs up the tree* Ahh. Nice and cozy... *starts to nap in the tree* [snap]
 * Silver: Hm??? [tree starts falling over]
 * Silver: ...Timber. [crash]
 * Silver: *head pops out of the tree's leaves*
 * Jet: *pops up* Do you mind? *disappears in the tree*

We'll be right back!
 * Shelly: Silver! Oh, Silver, where are you? I hate more 'snacks'!
 * Statyx: Don't 'ya mean birdseed?
 * Shelly: To him there's no difference.
 * Silver: KA-KAW! KA-KAW!
 * Statyx: Cuc-koo! Cuc-koo!
 * Shelly: *nudges Statyx* Here, Silver! Fly down and get some delicious treats!
 * Silver: Nice try, I know your plot! When I fly down there, you're gonna have Statyx try and catch me with a net!
 * Statyx: What makes 'ya believe that? *hiding net behind him*
 * Shelly: Come on, Silver! Statyx likes them!
 * Statyx: Yeah! Wait, wha--
 * Shelly: *stuffs birdseed in Statyx' mouth*
 * Silver: Well, it does look tasty, and if Statyx likes it, then I should, too! *tries flapping his fake wings and falls out of the tree*
 * Statyx: *retching*
 * Silver: Aw, I bent my beak! I guess I'm not meant to be a bird after all...
 * Shelly: Oh, cheer up, Silver! You can be whatever you wanna be -- as long as it's not another animal.
 * Silver: Yeah, you're right...but Shelly?
 * Shelly: Yes?
 * Silver: Can I still wear the cool beak?
 * Shelly: *giggles* Sure. Now, how about we all head home for supper?
 * Statyx: Yeah, I'm starving!
 * Silver: *stuffs birdseed in Statyx' mouth* Eat up! ☺
 * Statyx: *spits it out, grabs Silver by the mane* Do that again, hedgehog, and you're going home in an envelope.
 * Silver: *lays an egg*
 * All: *stare at egg*
 * Shelly: ...
 * Statyx: ...
 * Silver: ...

Episode 6

 * Jezz: *listening to music*
 * Shelly: *house shakes* SIIIIIIILVEEEEEEEEEER!!! *comes stomping into the room*
 * Jezz: *humming* ♪Of an absolution...♪
 * Shelly: *unplugs MP3*
 * Jezz: *still dancing*
 * Shelly: The music's off, Jezz.
 * Jezz: ...oh. Man, I've been hanging around Silver too much!
 * Shelly: Funny you should mention him. *puts down refridgerator and opens it* All our foods gone!
 * Jezz: Unbelievable...you can lift a 'fridge?
 * Shelly: ...Do you know where Silver is or not?
 * Silver: *lay on the floor of his room surrounded by garbage*
 * Shelly: *kicks down door* Silver!
 * Silver: That's my name.
 * Shelly: You ate EVERYTHING!
 * Silver: You said I could have some snacks for my party.
 * Shelly: Yes, snacks, not a buffet!
 * Jezz: You know, Shelly, I'm sure he didn't mean it. It was all in fun.
 * Shelly: Well, I guess you're right...
 * Silver: So, what's for breakfast?
 * Shelly: *through teeth* I will be at the grocery store.
 * Silver: Ooh, can I come?
 * Shelly: Why, so you can eat everything there, too?
 * Jezz: It'd be a good opportunity to teach Silver how to shop himself.
 * Shelly: I don't know...
 * Jezz: Look at it this way: if he learns to go out and buy food, you won't have to!
 * Shelly: C'mon, Silver, we're going shopping!
 * Twister: *pops up at window* Hey, maybe I could take him!
 * Jezz: ...Twister, have you been listening to everything we've been saying?
 * Twister: ...uh...this isn't about me.
 * Shelly: Er, what are you standing on?
 * Twister: ...Do you want me to take him off your hands or not?

We'll be right back!


 * Twister: *walks into the store* Here we are, Silver! ...Silver?
 * Silver: *gets stuck in revolving door* HELP! IT'S TIME-TRAVEL ALL OVER AGAIN!!
 * Twister: *grabs him*
 * Silver: Thanks.
 * Twister: I can see why Shelly gave me that leash...*blinks, then Silver disappears* Aw, man!
 * Silver: *running in a circle, screaming*
 * Twister: Found him... *walks over to Silver and drags him by his ear*
 * Silver: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW I ONLY HAVE TWO OF THOSE YOU KNOW--OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
 * Twister: Not for long if you keep running off like that.
 * Silver: *disappears again* [woman screams] [smack]
 * Silver: *walks back to Twister with a black eye* Who knew a purse full of candy could pack such a wallop...
 * Twister: That's it, I'm taking you home!
 * P.A.: ATTN., shoppers, we will be closing in 5 minutes.
 * Twister: Great, now we only have a few minutes to get everything on the list and back home!
 * Silver: Don't worry, 5 minutes isn't that--
 * [lights turn off, keys jingle]
 * Silver: ...bad?

Episode 7

 * Silver: *peeks through the mail slot* *tip-toes inside* *closes door, continues tip-toeing*
 * Jezz: *reading newspaper, notices Silver* Hey, Silver.
 * Silver: I DIDN'T DO IT! Oh, hi.
 * Jezz: ? Are you okay?
 * Silver: Uh, yeah... I'm going up to my room, nobody disturb me!
 * Shelly: Just what're you hiding, Silver?
 * Silver: Me? Hiding something? Naaah, that's preposterous! What makes you think I'm hiding anything behind my back? Because it sure isn't an animal or anything!
 * Shelly: Okay, Silver, let's see it.
 * Silver: *opens his hands and reveals a squirrel*
 * Jezz: A squirrel? Really?
 * Silver: I call him Frothy ^ ^
 * Shelly: Silver, what did we say about bringing animals in the house?
 * Silver: ...Aren't we animals?
 * Shelly: Let me rephrase that: what did we say about bringing pets into the house?
 * Silver: Awww, come on!
 * Jezz: Silver, remember the last time a pet was in this house?
 * Silver: But..!
 * Jezz: And the time before that...
 * Silver: It'll grow ba--
 * Jezz & Shelly: And the time before that...
 * Silver: ...Fine. Come on, Frothy. We're not wanted here. *goes back outside*
 * We have got to figure out how we're gonna get Silver back to his own time.
 * Jezz: Yeah, you're right. The longer he stays in the present, the higher the risk of him effecting his future.
 * Shelly: Do you think you could perfect your Chaos Rift and try it again?
 * Jezz: Shelly, I created the Chaos Powers. My Chaos Rift is already perfect.
 * Shelly: Oh, really? Then why is it that when you tried it on him it toasted him?
 * Jezz: Uh... [screaming outside]
 * Both: [exchange faces and run outside]
 * Silver: *being carried off by a stampede of squirrels, tied up and gagged*
 * Shelly: Oh, querido dios!
 * Jezz: Silver!
 * Silver: MMPH! MMM-MMM!

We'll be right back!

Later that day...
 * [Jezz, Shelly and Silver walk up to the house covered in bruises]
 * Jezz: Ugh...where are the keys...
 * Shelly: Inside the house.
 * Silver: *suddenly perky* I'll help! *uses psychokinesis to blast the door down*
 * Jezz: Why did I not see that coming?
 * Shelly: Silver, we really need to talk.
 * Silver: Well I'm thinkin' the Mets have a good chance this year--
 * Shelly: Not that kind, Silver...
 * Jezz: She means you have to GO HOME!
 * Silver: But we are hom already, Silly! Here, lemme show 'ya: *drags them both outside* We can in like this...*walks through doorway*
 * Shelly & Jezz: 200 years from now, you nincompoop!!
 * Silver: Oh, that home!
 * Jezz: *fire pours from his mouse as he talks* Whaddya think?! The whole time you've been here all you've done is create chaos beyond repair! Every day, I have to reset my own arm back into the socket because:


 * "I didn't know it was loaded!"
 * "I didn't know that was his head!"
 * "Ya got any glue?"
 * Shelly: *covers Jezz' mouth* Silver, what he means is--
 * Silver: Oh, no, you don't have to! I know where I'm not wanted. I'll just go to my room now. I couldn't possibly do anyone harm up there. *walks upstairs*
 * Shelly: Oh dear...
 * Jezz: What have I done...
 * Shelly: *coughs violently, spits out an acorn* Oh, that's not pretty.
 * Jezz: *walks up the stairs, knocks on Silver's door* Silver? Buddy? Listen, I'm real sorry about yelling at you just now. I mean, sometimes I get a little upset when you do...certain things. You're my friend, after all. ... *long silence* ...Silver? *opens door* [room is empty, window is open* HOLY KUZCO! *runs to the window* (He didn't...jump...did he?!) *looks at the ground below* Where did he--
 * Silver: *clears throat* [floating in front of Jezz, holding suitcase]
 * Jezz: Silver, you're okay!
 * Silver: Yeah, and I forgive you. I admit, ever since I came here I've been a little...odd, but I can't seen to figure out why. I never had any problems with my other visits.
 * Jezz: Yeah. Something must've went wrong after you came to this time. *flashback to the first episode...*
 * Jezz: "We don't have time for this! Just let me use my powers to send you back 200 years." *starts to focus, users large amount of energy on Silver* "Chaos Rift!!!"
 * Silver: *fried* *coughs up black smoke*
 * Jezz: "OH". "Ah, um...oh boy."
 * [flashback ends]
 * Both: The Chaos Rift!!
 * Jezz: So...it's my fault you...
 * Silver: Suffered drain bamage?
 * Jezz: Brain damage.
 * Silver: Cover your mouth when you sneeze.
 * Jezz:  ?  I'm sorry, Silver. For...everything.
 * Silver: Aw...*about to hug*
 * Both: *realize what they're doing, laugh sheepishly and just handshake*
 * Silver: *floats back into his room* Guess I won't be needing this. *drops suitcase* *suitcase punches a hole in the floor, which they both fall into* AAAAH!!! *crash*
 * Shelly: ...that's gonna hurt in the morning.
 * Jezz: *seeing stars* Y-you sure you don't want a room on the first floor?

Episode 8

 * Jezz: Okay Silver, guess what you're going to learn today!
 * Silver: *opens his mouth*
 * Jezz: Nevermind, please don't guess. Today, you're going to learn how to GOLF!
 * Silver: Is that a type of--
 * Jezz: No, it's not.
 * Silver: You don't even know what I was gonna say!
 * Jezz: Believe me, I do.
 * Shelly: Yeah, Silver, you're pretty predictable.
 * Silver: I am not!
 * Shelly: Hey, look, there's Statyx!
 * Jezz: And Fou!
 * Shelly: Seeya. *tries to run away but gets caught by Jezz*
 * Jezz: Oh, no, you don't.
 * Statyx: Hey, guys!
 * Silver: Thunder-Dud.
 * Statyx: Psychonaut.
 * Shelly: Would you two be nice just for once?
 * Both: Nope.
 * Shelly: *sighs*
 * Fou: Hi, Monkey!
 * Shelly: I'M NOT A MONKEY!! *course shakes*
 * Jezz: Gonna be a long day.
 * 2 minutes later
 * Jezz: Okay Silver, watch me. FORE! *hits ball into hole*
 * Shelly: Hole in One!
 * Jezz: Now you try.
 * Silver: Okay.
 * Jezz: TAKE COVER!!! *Shelly and Jezz both duck*
 * Silver: 5!!! *throws golf club* *bonk*
 * Statyx: *walks over to Silver with an angry expression* *pulls golf club out of his quills* I believe this is yours?
 * Silver: Thanks! *hits Jezz in the mouth on the backswing* 6!!! *hits Statyx in his head and totally misses the golf ball*
 * Statyx: *chases Silver all around the course* GET BACK HERE!!
 * Shelly: Good greif...
 * Fou: *laughing*


 * We'll be right back!


 * Jezz: Okay, Silver, let's try this. When you hit your second shot only inches from the cup, it's called a "birdie". Watch: Fore! *hits ball, ball goes under the windmill, and stops nearby the hole* *walks over to the ball and hits it a second time* There. That's what's called a birdie. You try.
 * Silver: *wind-up*
 * Jezz: IT'S FORE! NOT FIVE!
 * Silver: Okay. ...one question though.
 * Jezz: What's that?
 * Silver: Four what?
 * Jezz: HIT THE BALL!
 * Silver: *hits the ball too hard* *a squawk is heard and feathers fly* Yay! I got a birdie!
 * Shelly: No, you got an Eagle.
 * Jezz: Poor little fella. Flew right through the Silver Zone.
 * Statyx: *whispers to Fou* I don't know about you, but I don't know what could make this more enjoyable.
 * Jezz: Okay, Silver, this is the most important rule of golf: Timing is everything.
 * Silver: *checks his watch* It's 11:30. Almost time for lunch.
 * Jezz: Not that kind of timing, Silver. Watch. You have to hit it at just the right... *thunder-clap* *starts raining*
 * Silver: OH! I see what you mean by timing! You mean "hit the ball before the storm rolls in"!
 * Jezz: ...I'm going to bed.
 * Shelly: Shouldn't we help Statyx and Fou find--*turns around to see them both trembling under a tree* --shelter?
 * Silver: I can't wait to come back next week!
 * Shelly and Jezz: *groan*

Episode 9

 * Shelly & Shadow: *battling*
 * Kit: *cheerleading*
 * Jezz & Silver: *sitting on the bench, watching*
 * Silver: What are they fighting about?
 * Jezz: I have no idea.
 * Kit: Shadow Shadow, he's my man, he can do it, but Monkey sure can't!
 * Shelly: I'M NOT A MONKEY! *vibration*
 * Shadow: *stumbles and falls on his back due to the quake*
 * Shelly: HA!
 * Shadow: So I was handicapped. *kicks Shelly*
 * [Both resume fighting]
 * Jezz: GO SHELLY!
 * Kit: GO SHADOW!
 * Silver: Come on, Shelly! Knock him into last week!
 * Kit: No chance! My Shadow can beat that Monk--
 * Silver: She is NOT a monkey! ...*leans over to Shelly* You're not a monkey, right?
 * Shelly: *struggling with Shadow* NO, I'm a hedge--oof! *gets blasted backwards into a tree*
 * Silver: See? She's a hedge, she said so!
 * Kit: You really are 21 flavors of dumb, aren't 'ya?
 * Silver: I may be dumb, but at least I'm not stupid!
 * Kit: Riiight. -_-
 * Shadow: *gets sent flying into a tree*
 * Kit: Shaddie!! Are you alright?
 * Shadow: *groan* I'm fine, Kitten.
 * Shelly: Boo-yah!! You got served, Spikey!
 * Shadow: Oh, yeah? *charges at her, fighting continues*
 * Kit: Yaaay, Shadow! *throws pompons in the air* GO, SHADOW!
 * Jezz & Silver: GO, SHELLY!
 * Shelly: *kicks Shadow away, Shadow dosen't get up*
 * Jezz & Silver: WHOO! YEAH!
 * Kit: Hmph! *throws down her pompons*
 * Silver: Looks like the hedge won this round!
 * Shelly: -_-|
 * Kit: So she got lucky!
 * Silver: Luck has nothing to do with it.
 * Kit: Oh, yeah?!
 * Silver: Yeah!
 * Kit: We'll I'll bet luck dosen't run in the family!
 * Silver: Sure it does, want me to demonstrate?
 * Kit: OH, YEAH!
 * Jezz: Hold it, you two! Can't we all just get along?
 * Both: NO!
 * Jezz: Come on, surely you two can agree on something?
 * Both: NO!
 * Shelly: Except that.
 * Jezz: Why don't we try finding things you two have in common?
 * Kit: What could I possibly have in common with him?
 * Jezz: Well, you both like to fight.
 * Kit: ...true.
 * Jezz: So, let's go back to the house and--
 * All: Bad idea.
 * Jezz: Why?
 * Shelly: Because when we're through we may not have one.
 * Jezz: Oh yeah.


 * We'll be right back!


 * [Kit and Silver facing each other, sitting]
 * Jezz: Okay, let's see if we can work something out here. *writing on a board* Okay, first, Kit, what's your favorite color?
 * Kit: Red.
 * Jezz: Okay, Silver?
 * Silver: Broccoli.
 * Jezz & Kit: &lt;BIG?&lt;/BIG&gt;
 * Jezz: ...oookay. Next question. Kit, what's your favorite thing to do on vacation?
 * Kit: To go on a picnic with Shaddie. *winks at Shadow*
 * Shadow: *blushes hard*
 * Jezz: Okay. Silver, your favorite thing?
 * Silver: *fell asleep*
 * Jezz: *sigh* *snaps his fingers* *a bolt of electricity zaps Silver awake*
 * Silver: Ah, wha, whozit?
 * Statyx: I can't tell you how long I wanted to do that, Psycho-Not!
 * Jezz: Thank you, Statyx.
 * Silver: Wait, you're here?! Like I needed another problem!
 * Jezz: One rivarly at a time, please! We don't need any more stress! We're trying to make peace, not break it!
 * Statyx: I agree. So have a seat, Psycho-Nut.
 * Silver: *growls, sits back down*
 * Jezz: Okay, now let's try and walk in each others shoes for a bit.
 * Silver: I wouldn't try her shoes on if you paid me a million dollars.
 * Kit: Says the guy in the high heels.
 * Jezz: *pushing the two back, who are trying to kill each other* Alright, that's enough!! I mean, pretend to be the other person so you can see their point of view. Kit, you go first.
 * Kit: I only hope I can do it justice *flutters eyelids* *clears throat* "Hi, I'm Silver! I'm so dumb I drool on myself and think it's raining!"
 * Silver: Grrr....
 * Kit: (cont'd) "Hey everyone, watch me spell 'GO'! G-E-A-U-X!"
 * Silver: *telepathically flips her chair backwards* Did I do that? ^ ^
 * Kit: *gets up* Yes, you did. -.-
 * Jezz: Oy. Alright, Silver, you give it a shot.
 * Silver: Okay. *high-pitched* "Hi, I'm Kit the Cat! I'm so perfect, and I just looove my Shaddie!" *winks at Shadow*
 * Shadow: *nausea*
 * Silver: "Look at me, I'm fancy and my brown hair flows in the wind!"
 * Kit: *growing furious*
 * Silver: "I like--WHAA!
 * Kit: *jumps on him, screeching* *fighting cloud*
 * Jezz: There's gotta be an easier way to do this...
 * Statyx: *throws lightning ball at the two*
 * Kit and Silver: Yeow!!
 * Statyx: I love this job.
 * Jezz: Okay, since you two have been totally immune to every tactic so far, I'm going to try a new approach.
 * Kit: A bat?
 * Silver: A dog?
 * Jezz: No. Put these on *lifts two sumo suits*
 * Kit: Why do we--
 * Jezz: PUT 'EM ON!
 * Both: *put on the suits, zip them up*
 * Silver: Okay, they're on, now what?
 * Jezz: *hands them each an oar* You two are going to keep fighting until you're ready to sit down and talk about your problems.
 * Silver: Aren't you always saying that violence isn't the answer?
 * Jezz: It isn't. But if this little exercise gets you two to a nice, safe place of communication, then whack away.
 * Silver: I can't hit a girl!
 * Kit: Good, then this'll be fun! *hits him*
 * Silver: OW! *both fighting*
 * Jezz: Well, that's that. Who wants to go out for some pizza?
 * Shelly, Shadow, Statyx & Jezz: *all leave the room*
 * Kit & Silver: *fighting, insulting each other*

Episode 10

 * Silver: *Playing in the trash*
 * Shelly: Silver, what are you doing?
 * Silver: I'm Dumpster Diving, wanna come in? The trash is nice and dirty!
 * Shelly: it's time for Din--uggh, you reek!
 * [later in the bathroom]
 * Shelly: Now, scrub down good, or no treats for you. *shakes Dog treats box* *closes door*
 * Silver: Uhhh... *turns handle too much and breaks it, causing the shower head to break from tons of water*
 * [In the Living room]
 * Jezz: Shelly, where's Silver?
 * Shelly: *taking a shower*
 * [Suddenly the wall Breaks with water erupting from the wall]

Jezz and Shelly: *jaws wide open*
 * Silver: (comes from the wall) WEEE, that was a fun Water Slide, Shelly!
 * Shelly: *Jaw still wide open, and one eye twitches*
 * Statyx: *walks through front door* Can I come in? I'm already in, so say "yes". *notices flooded living room* *whistles* Good thing I'm 30 seconds late, huh, guys?
 * Shelly: ...I'll get a mop. *leaves room*
 * Statyx: Still messing up, Silver-Psycho?
 * Silver: For your information, I just went on the best water slide ever! And YOU missed it, Thunder-Dud.
 * Statyx: That's actually a good thing for me.
 * Silver: *scoffs* Whatever!
 * Statyx: So, how long will it be until he gets his noggin fixed and I can have a worthy opponent again?
 * Jezz: Not sure. I'm afraid of using the Chaos Rift on him again because it might make things worse.
 * Statyx: *watches Silver mis-use a toothbrush* I don't think it could get much worse.
 * Jezz: Oh, really? Let's say I zap his brain so hard, he forgets how to breathe.
 * Statyx: Good point.
 * Silver: Come on, guys! I can take on Sparky here just as well as I could before!
 * Statyx: This is coming from the guy who can't tell the difference between a toothbrush and a back-scratcher?
 * Silver: ...*throws away toothbrush* I can still fight you, and I'll prove it, too! Tomorrow at noon, Central City!
 * Statyx: You're on, Psycho-Nut!
 * Silver: Good! Now if you'll excuse me--
 * Shelly: Go Dumpster Diving again and I'll make sure you never see another cookie for the rest of your life!!
 * Silver: ...fine.


 * We'll be right back!