Hero of the Year/Transcript

This is the Transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Hero of the Year".

Note: Scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highlighted in red .

[''The episode begins at a mountain as a long limousine with a helicopter parked atop it turns a corner. A Bulldog Chauffeur is seen driving the limo as the camera moves over to a trio of cat band members playing Mozart's "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" on string instruments. A phone rings, and the camera moves over to Wes Weasely, who has a cigar in his mouth as he sits in a hot tub.'']
 * Wes Weasely: Mobius Luxury Limo Sales,

[A right hand holding a phone receiver appears from the right side of the screen.]
 * Weasely: Wes Weasely speaking. How are ya, how are ya, how are ya?

[The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing a hound butler to be holding the phone.]
 * Weasely: Look, Pallsey, I got your deluxe model out for a test drive. Rides real nice!

[As Weasely talks on the phone, the limo turns across a difficult bend in the mountain road.]
 * Weasely: I'll take two dozen. Have them delivered to my new yacht!

[''The Bulldog Chauffer screams as he stares in shock. The limo screeches to a halt as it reaches a barrier made of rocks and logs. The camera moves over to Weasely, who is promptly launched out of his hot tub. Weasely screams as he flies through the air, and grunts as he lands on his head. The water from his hot tub splashes him.'']
 * Scratch: Nobody move!

[''Scratch and Grounder, both of whom are wearing ski masks, run out from behind the barrier. Scratch is holding a laser in both his hands, and Grounder has a rope around his left arm.'']
 * Scratch: This is a limo-jacking, and we're about to change drivers!

[Scratch runs up to the limo and grabs the Bulldog Chauffeur by his collar with his right hand.]
 * Scratch: Get lost, pretty boy!

[Scratch tosses the Bulldog Chauffeur aside.]
 * Scratch: Hey, hey, hey!

[Grounder points at Scratch with his right drill.]
 * Grounder: Yeah?

[Scratch is now behind the wheel of the limo.]
 * Scratch: Ain't you gonna tie Weasely up?
 * Grounder: Well, Scratch, you said not to move!
 * Scratch: Not us! Them!

[Scratch points at Grounder with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: We're the bad guys, we're supposed to move! Now move!

[''Scratch chomps angrily. Grounder now has the rope in both his drills.'']
 * Grounder [muttering]: Aww, gee whiz, Scratch! "Don't move! Move!"

[As Grounder continues muttering, he rolls up to Weasely and ties the rope around his body.]
 * Grounder [muttering]: I wish he would make up his stupid mind!

[''Scratch turns the key with his right hand, and the engine starts up. The car alarm sounds, and Scratch squawks as he plugs his ears with his index fingers. The hood of the limo opens, and fireworks fire from it. They launch into the air, and form an S.U.S.. Sonic and Tails have covered their ears with their hands, then Sonic looks up and points with his left index finger.'']
 * Sonic: Look, Tails! It's a "Save Us, Sonic!" distress call! Speed time, keed!
 * Tails: Gotcha!

[''Sonic jumps and spins away. Tails flies behind him. Back at the barrier, Grounder is now in the limo with Scratch.'']
 * Scratch: Do something about that alarm! It's driving me crazy!

[Scratch plugs his ears with his index fingers.]
 * Grounder: Okay!

[''Grounder presses a button on the control panel with his right drill. The car alarm becomes louder.'']
 * Scratch: No! Not louder!

[Grounder turns his head to his right side.]
 * Grounder: Look! here comes the Hedgehog!

[''Grounder points at Sonic with his right drill. Scratch turns to face Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: What?
 * Grounder: What?

[Scratch stares in shock.]
 * Scratch: Let's get out of here!
 * Grounder: What do you think? Should we get out of here?

[''As Grounder talks to Scratch, Scratch starts up the limo and drives it away, creating a cloud of dust. As the dust clears, Sonic stops near Weasely.'']
 * Sonic: Who tied you up, Wes Weasely?
 * Weasely: Robotnik's badniks.

[Tails flies up to Sonic.]
 * Weasely: They stole my new limo!

[Sonic holds up his left index finger.]
 * Sonic: Tails, you untie Wes Weasely! I'm going after em'!

[''Sonic runs away. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Tails lands behind Weasely.'']
 * Tails: Are you okay, Weasely?

[Weasely stands up, and Tails unties the rope with both his hands.]
 * Weasely: Sure am, Pallsey! You can always count on that Sonic! Whenever there's trouble, he shows up fast!

[Weasely dusts himself off with both his hands.]
 * Tails: Yeah, he's a real hero!
 * Weasely: I was just saying that to myself! He's everybody's hero! Bout' time we did something for him!
 * Tails: You were saying that?
 * Weasely: Yeah. We've had our differences, but not after today!

[As Weasely talks to Tails, he puts his left hand behind his back and points at him with his right index finger.]
 * Weasely: Listen, can you keep a secret, Pallsey?
 * Tails: What kind of secret?
 * Weasely: I want you to invite all of Sonic's best friends to a surprise testimonial dinner aboard my new yacht!

[Weasely picks up his cigar with his left hand.]
 * Tails: What's the catch?

[Weasely puts the cigar back in his mouth.]
 * Tails: How much will it cost him?
 * Weasely: Pallsey, you're talking to the new Wes Weasely!

[Weasely points at himself with his right thumb.]
 * Weasely: I hit it rich! The whole bash'll be on me! Sonic deserves it!
 * Tails: He sure does!

[Weasely picks up his cigar with his left hand.]
 * Weasely: Knew I could count on you, pallsey!

[''Weasely puts his cigar back in his mouth. He then reaches into his bathing suit with his right hand and pulls out a wad of money.'']
 * Weasely: Now, here's some dough for travel money for his pals!

[As Weasely talks to Tails, he flips through the money with the fingers on his left hand, then uses the same hand to hand the money to Tails.]
 * Weasely: You get em' together, while I make the dinner arrangements!

[Tails grabs the money with both his hands.]
 * Tails: Golly, you're serious!

[Weasely holds up his right index finger as he pushes Tails away with his left hand.]
 * Weasely: I want Sonic to know how much I care!
 * Tails: I'll get his friends together!

[Weasely holds his right hand up to his mouth.]
 * Tails: Remember, not one word to Sonic! We want to surprise him!

[''Meanwhile, Scratch and Grounder continue driving the limo, which Sonic continues to chase after, and its alarm is no longer blaring. Scratch and Grounder are no longer wearing their ski masks.'']
 * Grounder: The hedgehog's gainin'!
 * Scratch: Can you see the hedgehog?
 * Grounder: I can't hear you!

[Grounder turns his head to his right side.]
 * Scratch: Sonic's too near?

[Grounder turns his head to face Scratch.]
 * Grounder: I said I can't hear!

[Grounder turns his head back to his right side.]
 * Scratch: I guess if Sonic's too near, we'd better abandon limo!

[''Scratch presses a button on the limo's control panel with his right index finger. The seats he and Grounder are in launch into the air through jet boosters below them. The jet boosters eventually stop, and a parachute deploys from Scratch's seat. A parachute then deploys from Grounder's seat, and the two seats float slowly down.'']
 * Scratch: Now, I'll put the limo on Automatic Chase Mode,

[Scratch reaches behind his back with his left hand and pulls out a remote control.]
 * Scratch: And it'll keep that hedgehog busy for the rest of the day! Bwahaha!

[''Scratch pushes the lever on the remote with his right hand, and a laser zaps from it. The laser makes the limo drive by itself even faster. The screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: Can this be true? Can these very words actually be flowing from my smiling lips? I can't believe it!

[The camera cuts to a view inside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: My sterling Scratch! My gorgeous Grounder! Congratulations!

[Robotnik pats Scratch and Grounder on their heads with his respective left and right hands.]
 * Robotnik: Everything went perfectly!
 * Grounder [whispering to Scratch]: Eh, nothing's ever gone perfect before! What do we do now?
 * Scratch [whispering to Grounder]: How should I know?

[Robotnik rubs his hands in delight.]
 * Robotnik: And best of all, you're both being so modest!

[Scratch covers his beak with both his hands, and Grounder hides both his drills behind his back.]
 * Grounder: Aw, gee! Thanks, Dr. Robotnik!
 * Scratch: It was nothin', really!
 * Robotnik: Nothing? It was everything! The beginning of the end of Sonic the Hedgehog!
 * Weasely: Hold it, pallsey!

[Wes Weasely, still in his bathing suit, walks in and holds up his left index finger.]
 * Weasely: Aren't you forgetting the real hero of this little con?

[Weasely points to himself with his right thumb.]
 * Weasely: Me, yours truly! The one, the only, Wes Weasely!

[''Weasely takes his cigar out of his mouth with his right hand. Robotnik runs up to Weasely and pats his head with his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Oh, I could never forget you, my dear and respected friend!

[Weasely puts his cigar back in his mouth, and holds up his right index finger.]
 * Weasely: And you better not forget our deal!
 * Robotnik: It's right here in black and white!

[The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing Robotnik to be holding a contract in both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: You help me catch Sonic with this testimonial dinner scheme, and I will provide you with your very own shopping channel!

[Weasely takes the contract from Robotnik with both his hands.]
 * Weasely: You guarantee no competition, and I get all the dough?
 * Robotnik: Every mobium!

[Weasely turns to face Robotnik, then pulls up the contract with his right hand.]
 * Weasely: Yeah, I got a contract.

[Weasely puts the contract in his bathing suit with both his hands.]
 * Weasely: So let's start hopin' that two-tailed little fox brat does what I told him!

[''Weasely holds up his right index finger. An exclamation point is used as a transition to the next scene, where Tails is standing next to Robotnik Jr. and Breezie outside their house.'']
 * Breezie: A dinner? Honoring Sonic?
 * Tails: That's right, Breezie!

[Breezie bends down to face Junior.]
 * Breezie: Robotnik Jr. and I will be there for sure!

[A heart is used as a transition to the next scene, where Tails is outside Sergeant Doberman's house, flying next to Sergeant Doberman.]
 * Tails: Can you come, Sgt. Doberman?
 * Sgt. Doberman: Affirmative!

[Sgt. Doberman pokes Tails in the stomach with his right index finger.]
 * Sgt. Doberman: You're getting a little soft, little guy! Now get down there and give me fifty!

[''Sgt. Doberman points to the ground with his right index finger, and Tails flies down. Tails does some push-ups as Sgt. Doberman counts.'']
 * Sgt. Doberman: One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Tails is in Professor Von Schlemmer's Lab as Von Schlemmer is pulling a lever back and forth with his left hand.]
 * Tails: It's a tribute to Sonic, Professor Von Schlemmer! Can you come?
 * Professor Von Schlemmer: Of course! Professor Von Schlemmer is a brilliant scientist! He deserves a tribute, and I've always wanted to meet him!

[Tails points at Von Schlemmer with his left index finger.]
 * Tails: You're Professor Von Schlemmer! Remember?
 * Von Schlemmer: I am? That's wonderful! Ha ha ha! Then I can be the one to introduce me to him! When's the tribute again?

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Tails is at Big Griz and Mad Mike's repair shop, standing next to Big Griz and Mad Mike.]
 * Mad Mike: Sure we'll be there! And if anybody refuses to come, just tell em' Mad Mike and Big Griz will drag em' there personally! Cause we're...

[Big Griz puts his right arm on Mad Mike's shoulder.]
 * Big Griz and Mad Mike: Da Bearz!

[The screen transitions to a view of Tails in the desert, talking to Robot the Robot.]
 * Tails: That's right, Robot! The dinner's tonight! Can you make it?

[Robot beeps excitedly as he jumps into the air and sparks emit from his antennae.]
 * Tails: Great! I'll see you there!

[''Tails flies away. The screen transitions to a view of Weasely's yact in port that night, then to a view inside the Yacht.'']
 * Sonic's Friends: Surprise! Yay, Sonic!

[Sonic's friends cheer, and Sonic points at Tails with his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: What's goin' on, little bro?
 * Tails: People love you, Sonic, and they're here to prove it!

[The camera moves past the tables, revealing Mad Mike, Bert Whoo and Roxyy from "Untouchable Sonic", Miss Possum from "Magnificent Sonic", Sketch Lampoon from "Sonic Breakout", MacHopper from the episode of the same name, Big Griz, and Professor Caninestein, the last of whom is waving his arms.]
 * Weasely: Sonic the Hedgehog! How are ya, how are ya, pallsey?

[''Weasely, who is now dressed in his salesman attire, runs up to Sonic and grabs his left wrist with his right hand. He pulls him away, then sits down next to Breezie, and seats Sonic next to him.'']
 * Weasely: We're here to honor you as Hero of the Year!

[Weasely runs away, and Tails walks up to Sonic, who turns his head to face him and points behind him with his right thumb.]
 * Sonic: Wes Weasely's involved? I don't like this, kiddo!
 * Tails: You saved his life! He wants to thank you! Lay back and enjoy!
 * Weasely: Fellow Mobians, this is a great occasion!

[As Weasely talks, the camera moves from Mad Mike to Big Griz.]
 * Weasely: I have invited you all here tonight because you are all Sonic's dearest friends.

[Sonic walks up to Weasely and holds up his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: May I say something?
 * Weasely: Not yet, pallsey!

[''Weasely pushes Sonic away with his left hand. Sonic lands in an empty chair.'']
 * Weasely: This is our night to say things to you! It gives me great honor to introduce our first speaker, Miss Breezie Hedgebot Robotnik!"

[''Weasely puts his right hand on Breezie's back, and Sonic's friends applaud. Breeize stands up.'']
 * Breezie: Sonic, sweetie,

[As Breezie talks, the curtain behind her rolls up, revealing Sonic's image behind it.]
 * Breezie: Do you remember how you saved my life?

[''The lights go out. The camera zooms in on Sonic's image as a film rolls. A clip from "Lovesick Sonic" is shown, where Breezie is near an unconcious Sonic.'']
 * Breezie: You all right? Speak to me!

[''Scratch picks up the remote with his left hand and presses a button on it with the same hand. The remote activates a trap, and Sonic suddenly awakens.'']
 * Sonic: Wuh-oh!

[''Sonic grabs Breezie and runs off with her just in time, as the giant smasher smashes the ground, forming huge cracks in it. One of which, Scratch is standing above. He looks down, then jumps up and screams as he stares in shock. In the next scene, he is carrying Grounder in his arms.'']
 * Grounder: Save me!

[''The crack expands and Scratch and Grounder scream as they fall in the hole, ending up in pieces. Meanwhile, Sonic stops at a hill.'']
 * Breezie: You saved my life!
 * Sonic: You saved mine!

[As the clip ends, Sonic's friends cheer.]
 * Breezie: Not only did you save my life, but then you made sure I found my true love, my own Robotnik Jr.!

[''Breezie turns to face Junior and waves her right hand at him. Junior walks up to Breezie.'']
 * Junior: And, even though Dr. Robotnik made me to carry on his evil ways,

[Junior points at Sonic with his left index finger.]
 * Junior: You made sure I knew the difference between right and wrong!

[''The lights go out, and the camera zooms in on the projection screen as a film rolls. A clip from "Robotnik, Jr." is shown, where Junior shakes Sonic's right hand with both his hands.'']
 * Robotnik: Junior, where are you?

[''Sonic, Tails, and Junior stare in shock at Robotnik, who is standing in front of the wall of his destroyed fortress, which Scratch and Grounder are behind. Robotnik shakes his right fist in anger.'']
 * Robotnik: Get in here, young man, and start doing what I tell you to before I disown you!
 * Junior: Big whoop! I'm disowning you! From now on, I'm on Sonic's side!

[Junior puts his right arm over Sonic's back.]
 * Sonic: Way to go, Junior! Way to go!

[''As the clip ends, Sonic's friends cheer. The camera zooms out on the projection screen, and Weasely stands up.'']
 * Weasely: And now, Sonic, Pallsey, here's a word from your friend and mine, Sgt. Doberman!

[''Weasely points at Sgt. Doberman with his left index finger. St. Doberman appears in an iris.'']
 * Sgt. Doberman: Ahem. Listen up, Sonic!

[Sgt. Doberman holds up his left index finger.]
 * Sgt. Doberman: I wouldn't be here tonight, if you hadn't saved me from the Boss Scorpion!

[''The lights go out, and the camera zooms in on the projection screen as a film rolls. A clip from "Attack on Pinball Fortress" is shown, as Robotnik's image appears in Boss Scorpion's eyes. Boss Scorpion pinches its claws.'']
 * Robotnik: If you're quite done...

[''Boss Scorpion spins its tail, and Robotnik pulls the levers back and forth. Sonic, Weasely, and Sgt. Doberman all stare blankly, then Sonic runs towards Boss Scorpion as it pinches its claws, then fires a laser from its tail. Sonic dodges the laser, then as Boss Scorpion fires another laser, Sonic runs around it, causing the ground around it to crack apart. Robotnik watches from the monitor in his lair as Boss Scorpion sinks into the lava.'']
 * Robotnik: What? No!

[''Boss Scorpion tries to swim its way out of the lava with its left arm, but to no avail. The clip ends, and Sgt. Doberman points at Sonic with his left index finger.'']
 * Sgt. Doberman: Sonic the Hedgehog, I salute you!

[Sgt. Doberman solutes Sonic with his left hand, and Sonic's friends cheer.]
 * Weasely: Quiet, pallseys! Quiet, please!

[Sonic's friends stop cheering.]
 * Weasely: It's time for a word from the younger generation. Here's Robot the Robot!

[''Weasely points at Robot with his left index finger. Robot beeps excitedly as he rolls up to the table, then jumps onto it. He beeps excitedly, then the lights go out, and the camera zooms in on the projection screen as a film rolls. A clip from "The Robots' Robot" is shown of Robot falling off a cliff and beeping in panic. Scratch and Grounder watch from atop the cliff.'']
 * Grounder: Schnookums!

[Grounder gasps.]
 * Grounder: Oh, no!

[As Robot continues falling, Sonic runs down the cliff, until he reaches the bottom.]
 * Sonic: What we need here is a little soft water!

[''Sonic spins into the ground, then jumps out. A geyser bursts out of the ground, and Robot lands in it. The geyser launches Robot into the air, and he lands safely at the top of the cliff. The clip ends, and the screen transitions to a view of Robot beeping tears of joy near Breezie, Weasely, Sonic, and Tails. He wipes his eyes with his left claw, and a tear rolls down Weasely's left eye.'']
 * Weasely: Oh, tell me the truth, Pallseys!

[Weasely wipes his eyes with a hankerchief he is holding in his right hand.]
 * Weasely: Have you ever heard a more moving tribute?

[''Weasely holds out his left hand. The camera moves from Mad Mike to Sketch Lampoon, and everyone has tears rolling down their eyes.'']
 * Weasely: It's gonna be a long evening, folks! I know every one of Sonic's friends is gonna want to say something about our great hero!

[''Weasely wipes his eyes with the hankerchief he is holding in his right hand, then holds out his left hand again. Robotnik appears on the projection screen.'']
 * Robotnik: I've got something to say!

[''Sonic and Tails stare in shock. Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all walk onto the stage.'']
 * Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

[Robotnik points at Sonic with his left index finger, and a cage falls down over Sonic's friends.]
 * Robotnik: Sonic, the game is up!

[Robotnik points at Sonic with his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: If you don't surrender instantly, I'll sink this ship and all of your friends will go down with it!

[''Weasely, Breezie, and Junior all stare in shock. Sonic walks up to Robotnik.'']
 * Sonic: It's your show, Eggbelly! I give up!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik and Weasely are standing next to a winch Scratch and Grounder are turning. Robotnik is holding a megaphone in his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Not even you can escape from this jail cell, Hedgehog!

[The jail cell gets lowered into the water, and Sonic looks out one of the windows.]
 * Robotnik: You'll be trapped at the bottom of the ocean!

[Inside the jail cell, Sonic turns to face a loudspeaker.]
 * Robotnik: Under a thousand feet of water! If anyone comes within 100 yards of you, your oxygen will automatically cut off! Never again will you interfere with my plans of conquest! Mobius is mine!

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder, then points down with his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: Drop him to the bottom!

[''Scratch and Grounder lower Sonic's jail cell into the water. Bubbles rise from the surface, and the screen fades to black.'']