Curse of the Cross Eyed Moose/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Sonic Boom episode, "Curse of the Cross Eyed Moose."
 * [Scene: Bygone Island, day]
 * [Sticks scoops a bucket of water from a pond. She looks to her right and sees a cross-eyed moose, which growls at her.]
 * Sticks: Moose! [she drops the bucket and runs]
 * [Scene change: Amy's House, day]
 * Sonic: Ready? This time for the record. One, two...
 * [Sonic, Amy, Tails, and Knuckles hold their breath. A few seconds later, Sticks enters the house. Tails and Knuckles breathe.]
 * Sticks: Moose!
 * Knuckles: Sticks! I was this close to winning a pointless game that has absolutely no significance! Thanks for nothing!
 * Sticks: I saw ... a moose!
 * [They look at her.]
 * Sticks: A cwoss-eyed moose!
 * Tails: So?
 * Sticks: [sighs] Crossing paths with a cross-eyed moose brings a curse upon the moose-crosser and her non-moose-cross friends. Don't you people know anything about science?
 * Tails: Um, Sticks? Curses aren't real.
 * Sticks: Then how come you just lost the breath-holding contest?
 * Knuckles: The curse! [gasps] It all makes sense now.
 * Sticks: You can doubt me, but I'll protect you anyway, because I'm a good friend, and because it distracts me from the government agents who are replacing my plants with violins. [she quickly glances to the left, an then to the right] That's right! I'm on to you, buddy!
 * [Sticks storms out the door and slams it behind her, knocking a vase off the shelf.]
 * Amy: [breathes] My vase!
 * Sonic: [coughs] I win!
 * Knuckles: Hmmm ... maybe the curse broke the vase. Huh?
 * Sonic: Yeah. The curse of the lunatic badger.
 * Knuckles: Uh-oh. Now there are two curses?