Nutwork/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Nutwork."

[Scene: Sticks' Burrow, day.]
 * [Inside the Burrow, Sticks is brushing her teeth. after turning the tap, the sink does not provide water. She taps it thrice, but nothing happens.]
 * Sticks: [suspicious] I'm sure there's a logical explaination... Someone is stealing all the water to sell it back to us!
 * [Sticks kicks a garbage can out of anger and then stands on a barrel.]
 * Sticks: I'm onto you, you greedy dragonian overlords, you will rue this day! And the next few days! And eventually, FOREVER!

[Scene change: Meh Burger, day.]
 * [The camera cuts to one of the TVs in Meh Burger. The Comedy Chimp show plays.]
 * Comedy Chimp]: So the water's been going on and off all day. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? I hope the water department is doing something worthwhile with it. Like re rounding it to Doctor Eggman's bathtub. HA!
 * [Cut to Sonic, Tails and Amy, who are watching the show and laughing.Sitcom laughter and music is heard in the television. Sticks arrives and changes the channel.]
 * Sticks: I need to see the news!
 * [Sticks changes the channel. Cut to the TV screen, showing Soar the Eagle reporting a news story.]
 * Soar: It's the story everyone has been changing the channel to see! The grand opening of the Giant Scissor factory!

[Scene change: Village center, day.]
 * [Camera zooms out to show the giant scissor factory. Several villagers crowd around. Soar hands the microphone to Mayor Fink.]
 * Mayor Fink: It is my honor to welcome the Giant scissor factory to our village!
 * [Some of the villagers cheer.]

[Scene change: Mwh Burger, day.]
 * [Cut to the tv screen, showing Mayor Fink trying to cut the ribbon with ordinary scissors, but is having trouble.]
 * Mayor Fink: [trying to cut the ribbon] Let's uh let's see here... this may take a while folks...
 * [Cut to Sticks.]
 * Sticks:[annoyed] Why didn't they talk about the water crisis?
 * Tails: Maybe it's just a plumbing issue!
 * Sticks: Anything's possible, which is why I choose to believe it's an evil government plot!
 * Amy: Our elected officials are here to help us. They're smart, hardworking, no nonsense public servents with a passion for helping the common man.

[Scene Change: Mayor's Mansion, day.]
 * [Camera flips to inside of the mansion, Mayor Fink has a pair of giant scissors and is trying to cut some coupons.]
 * Mayor Fink: Steady... one wrong move, and no discount corn for me! If only I had a smaller pair of scissors...
 * [Footsteps are heard and the door opens. Enter Sticks, stomping forward.]
 * Sticks: [angrily] The people demand the truth!
 * Mayor Fink: And I demand bargins!
 * Sticks: Forget about the coupons and pay attention to the water crisis!
 * Mayor Fink: [reading the coupons] It says "buy two, get one free". Does that mean one of the two is free? Or do I end up with three altogether?
 * Sticks: I should've known Amy was settin' up a gilligant flip. I'm gonna find-
 * Mayor Fink: [interrupts Sticks' sentence] No no! Don't do another gilligan flip, those are really painful...
 * Sticks:...A crusading journalist to blow the lid off of this water scheme!
 * [Mayor Fink is startled as the scene changes.]