Super Robotnik (episode)/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Super Robotnik".

Note: Scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highlighted in red .

[''The episode begins with a view outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it. The screen then transitions to a view inside Robotnik's fortress, and the camera moves from some beakers and test tubes, to Coconuts, who is mopping the floor with a mop he is holding in both his hands.'']
 * Coconuts: Why is he always picking on me? I do good work, and never make mistakes!

[Coconuts, not paying attention to where he is mopping, knocks over a shelf full of chemicals with the mop.]
 * Coconuts: Whoa!

[Coconuts flinches as the chemicals land in a vat of water.]
 * Coconuts: Huh?

[''Coconuts panics as the water bubbles, then runs towards the vat. He then stares in shock as he hears Robotnik.'']
 * Robotnik: Haven't you cleaned my laboratory yet?! I have some nasty little experiments to perfo-o-o-orm!

[''Robotnik slips on the mop, and holds onto the handle with both his hands. Coconuts sees Robotnik and runs out of the way as Robotnik lands in the vat, splashing the water on Coconuts. Robotnik grunts, then gurgles.'']
 * Coconuts: I'll save you, boss! I'll save you!

[''Coconuts runs up to a life preserver and grabs it with his left hand. He is now carrying it over his head with both his hands. He trips, then grunts as he tosses the life preserver. He then looks up and sees the life preserver has landed on Robotnik's butt as Robotnik continues growling and gurgling. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.'']
 * Scratch: Don't worry, Dr. Robotnik, I'll save you!

[Scratch runs towards Robotnik, and Grounder points his left drill at him.]
 * Grounder: You will not! I'm his favorite, I'll get him out!

[''Grounder rolls up to Robotnik, and he and Scratch grab the life preserver with all their hands. They grunt as they pull on it, and Robotnik screams as he flies out of the vat. Meanwhile, Coconuts sneaks up to a door that says, EMERGENCY EXIT USE FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY, but stops when he hears Robotnik, who points his left index finger at him.'']
 * Robotnik: Get back here, you lunk-bot!

[Coconuts turns to face Robotnik, who stands up.]
 * Robotnik: You've really done it this time. My clothes are ruined! Why, I ought to...

[''Robotnik rolls up his left sleeve with his right hand, and the muscles on his left arm suddenly grow. Coconuts stares in shock at this.'']
 * Coconuts: Yikes!
 * Robotnik: What in the name of rottenness is going on?

[''The muscles in Robotnik's right arm suddenly grow, and Robotnik groans as the muscles in his chest grow. He is suddenly dressed in a superhero outfit, with a red shirt with a blue emblem with a yellow R, blue underwear, blue gloves, and a yellow cape.'']
 * Scratch: Hey-hey! Look at Dr. Robotnik!
 * Grounder: Ooh! His lard is getting hard! It's turning into muscles!

[''Robotnik turns to face the vat, which has less of the superpower formula in it. He holds up his left index finger.'']
 * Robotnik: This stuff did something to me! I feel powerful!

[The lights go out, and Robotnik is now standing in a spotlight as he flexes his muscles.]
 * Robotnik: I feel invincible! [singing] I feel pretty! [speaking] I feel like flying!

[''Robotnik flies into the air, and laughs evilly. Scratch and Grounder gasp and stare in awe as Robotnik flies through his fortress.'']
 * Robotnik: How about this? I'm... Super Robotnik!

[''Robotnik flies up to the bars of one of the windows of his fortress. He pulls one of the bars out with his left hand, then uses it and his right hand to shape the bar into a pretzel.'']
 * Robotnik: This is like bending spaghetti!

[''Robotnik is now holding the metal pretzel in his right hand, and he takes a bite out of it. He laughs evilly again, then flies down to Scratch and Grounder. A beam emits from his right eye.'']
 * Robotnik: What do you know? I've got x-ray eyesight, too!

[''Scratch and Grounder are revealed to have pecking birds where their brains should be. Robotnik turns to face Coconuts.'']
 * Robotnik: Coconuts, you're responsible for this!

[Coconuts flinches in fear.]
 * Coconuts: I didn't mean to!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Coconuts.]
 * Robotnik: Relax, you're getting a promotion, to First Lieutenant!

[''Coconuts laughs nervously. Robotnik then turns to face Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Robotnik: And I'm demoting you two dodos!
 * Scratch: But, but we didn't do anything!
 * Grounder: Yeah, give us a break!
 * Scratch: It wasn't us!

[''Robotnik is now standing between two levers. He grabs one with each hand and pulls them, breaking them.'']
 * Grounder: Yeah, we didn't do it!

[''Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be standing on trap doors, which open below them. They scream as they fall through them. Robotnik looks in the vat, only to see it is now empty. Coconuts walks up to him.'']
 * Robotnik: Horrors! The super-strength formula has dissipated!
 * Coconuts: And it's not there anymore, either!

[The camera moves up to Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Your first assignment, Lieutenant Coconuts, will be to recreate the formula!

[Coconuts salutes Robotnik with his right hand, hitting his eyes, and causing stars to spin around him several times.]
 * Coconuts: Aye-aye! I mean, got you, Dr. Robotnik! Will do! Roger! Ha ha! Wilco and out!

[The camera zooms in on Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: With my new powers, I can do whatever I want, and Sonic won't be able to stop me!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly. The camera zooms in on his mouth, and the screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are in the park, sitting at a picnic table and eating their lunch of chili dogs.'']
 * Tails: Mmmm! This is yummy!

[Sonic shoves the chili dog he is holding in his left hand in his mouth.]
 * Sonic: But you really didn't have to do this for us!

[''A Villager with a giant nose wearing lederhosen walks in, carrying a plate of chili dogs in each hand. He sets the plate he is holding in his right hand on the table.'']
 * Villager in Lederhosen: This is the least we can do to repay you for getting our stolen belongings back to us! Here, have another chili dog.

[''The Villager is about to put the plate he is holding in his left hand on the table, when he hears Robotnik approaching him, Sonic, and Tails. He gasps as he points up with his right index finger. Sonic and Tails turn to face Robotnik.'']
 * Tails: Sounds like a... a hurricane!
 * Sonic: It's not a hurricane, it's... it can't be! Its...

[Robotnik spins like a tornado and emerges from a cloud of dust.]
 * Robotnik: Super Robotnik! I'm finally going to get my revenge!

[''Robotnik holds up his left index finger, then flies down to Sonic and Tails. He lands on the ground below.'']
 * Robotnik: I think I'll shake things up a little!

[''Robotnik grabs the grass with both his hands and pulls it up. He then shakes it, causing the entire village to shake, and sending Sonic and Tails flying out of the picnic table.'']
 * Sonic and Tails: Whoa!

[''Sonic grunts as he lands, and Tails grunts as he lands on Sonic, creating a cloud of dust. When the dust clears, Sonic and Tails are revealed to be trapped under a large pile of hot dogs. Sonic emerges from the pile, as does Tails.'']
 * Sonic: I don't know how you got those powers, but you've gone too far!

[Sonic points his right index finger at Robotnik, who lands in front of him and Tails and points his left index finger at them.]
 * Robotnik: You're the one who's going far!

[Robotnik presses his nose against Sonic's.]
 * Robotnik: And I mean far!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: Have a free sample of my super freeze breath!

[''Robotnik inhales, then exhales at Sonic and Tails, creating a frozen cloud. When the cloud clears, Sonic and Tails are revealed to be trapped in ice. Robotnik then grabs the ice with both his hands and flies into the air.'']
 * Robotnik: And now for a one-way, all-expense-paid trip to...

[Robotnik tosses the ice with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: The picturesque Frozen Wastelands of Mobius! My treat!

[''The ice flies towards the Frozen Wastelands of Mobius and lands near a giant iceberg. Sonic and Tails grunt as they land, and stars fly onscreen, one of which is used as a transition to the next scene, where a view outside Robotnik's fortress is shown. The camera zooms in on Robotnik's fortress, then the screen transitions to a view inside Robotnik's courtyard, where Scratch and Grounder, both of whom are holding clipboards in both their hands, are standing near piles of items Robotnik stole from the citizens of Mobius. The camera moves up to the window of the second floor of Robotnik's fortress, where Coconuts points at Scratch and Grounder with his right index finger.'']
 * Coconuts: And when you finish doin' inventory of the stolen loot, I got a ton of dirty work for you in the lab!

[Grounder, who is now holding a pencil in his left hand, looks back at Coconuts.]
 * Grounder: Aw, keep your pants on! Ewww, what a stinkin' job!

[Robotnik flies in, holding a large pile of candy in his right hand, which he sets down.]
 * Robotnik: I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!

[Scratch, who is now holding a pencil in his right hand, points his right index finger at Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: Well done, super magnificent one! Bwahaha!

[Robotnik holds up his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: Now, I will demonstrate another one of my amazing powers, my super computing brain!

[''As Robotnik points his right index finger at his head, an iris appears over him, and his head is x-rayed, revealing a motor that emits smoke. An impressed Scratch points his left index finger at Robotnik.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho! Oh, look at him think!
 * Grounder: What a smart guy!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at his head.]
 * Robotnik: According to my cerebellum's instantaneous calculations, Sonic should be staring his escape at this precise second!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where a view of the giant iceberg of the Frozen Wastelands of Mobius is shown. The camera zooms in on the ice Sonic and Tails are trapped in.'']
 * Sonic: Keep cool, Tails, old buddy! I'll get us out of this recycled overcoat!

[''Sonic looks over at Tails, then spins and breaks the ice, setting them free. Tails jumps into the air excitedly.'']
 * Tails: All right! I thought we were goners!

[''The snow atop the giant iceberg falls, and Sonic looks up at it and screams. The snow and several giant blocks of ice fall on him and Tails. They both poke their heads out of the snow.'']
 * Sonic: Well, little pal, looks like we've been snowed this time! Let's heat things up again!

[The screen transitions to a view inside Robotnik's fortress, where Coconuts is standing atop a giant cauldron of chemicals, and stirring the chemicals with a stick he is holding in both his hands.]
 * Coconuts: Get in here, you menial underbots!

[The camera moves over to Scratch and Grounder, who walk in, carrying containers of chemicals in both their arms.]
 * Scratch: Don't blow a gasket, you knuckle-dragging ape!
 * Coconuts: Shut up, and shut up!

[''A Monster emerges from the chemical concoction. Coconuts stares at the monster in shock and screams. He then runs away, and past Scratch and Grounder, who turn their attention to him.'']
 * Coconuts: Gangway!

[Scratch and Grounder stare in shock at the Chemical Monster and scream as it crawls out of the cauldron.]
 * Grounder: Oh, no!
 * Scratch and Grounder: Yeow!
 * Coconuts: Whoa! Yikes!

[''Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all scream as they run away from the Chemical Monster, who crawls past them. Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all screech to a halt as the Chemical Monster roars at them. Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all scream as they stare in shock, then run away in the opposite direction. They then grunt as they trip over a footstool and Scratch and Grounder toss the containers of chemicals into the cauldron, causing the cauldron to explode, creating a huge cloud of smoke, blowing a large hole in the wall of the fortress and sending the Chemical Monster flying away. The smoke clears, and Robotnik flies into the hole. He points his left index finger at Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Robotnik: I should have known better than let you two incompetents assist my brilliant first lieutenant!
 * Grounder: But I didn't do anything!

[Scratch points his left index finger at Coconuts.]
 * Scratch: It was all his fault!

[Robotnik turns to his right side.]
 * Robotnik: What's this? My super-hearing is picking up some interesting tidbits!

[''Robotnik cups his right hand to his right ear as it grows. He then points his right index finger towards the Mobius Government Building.'']
 * Robotnik: Ah, Mobius' World Leaders have called an emergency session to deal with none other than malicious moi! I'll have a look-see with my telescopic vision!

[An iris appears over Robotnik as a telescope emerges from his right eye.]
 * Robotnik: What a delightful development! All the leaders of Mobius in one building!

[The screen transitions to a view outside the Mobius Government Building, and the camera zooms in on the top floor.]
 * Mobius World Leader 1: Without Sonic, we're doomed!

[The screen transitions to a view inside the top floor, where the four Mobius World Leaders are talking to each other.]
 * Mobius World Leader 2: I'm sure we can come up with a plan to save Mobius from Super Robotnik!

[Mobius World Leader 2 points his right index finger at the other Mobius World Leaders.]
 * Mobius World Leader 2: If we can just put our heads together!

[All Four Mobius World Leaders bang their heads against each others', causing stars to spin around them.]
 * Mobius World Leaders: Ow!
 * Mobius World Leader 1: Oh, that smarts!

[Robotnik, who now has a watch on his left wrist, flies up to the top of the Mobius Government Building.]
 * Robotnik: I think I'll shake things up a little!

[''Robotnik flies down to the the top of the building and grabs it with both his hands. He tilts it, causing the Mobius World Leaders to fall.'']
 * Mobius World Leaders: Ow!
 * Mobius World Leader 1: Oh, that smarts!

[''The Mobius World Leaders land in an armored police truck that says, RPD in red letters. The truck drives away, then Robotnik tosses the top of the Mobius Government building aside. He then points his right index finger at his watch, revealing it to be in the 3:00 position.'']
 * Robotnik: Now I'm ready for Sonic!

[''Robotnik flies away. The screen transitions to a view of the Frozen Wastelands of Mobius, and the camera zooms in on the pile of ice.'']
 * Sonic: Come on, Tails! We've got a score to settle with Robotnik!

[''Sonic spins through the ice, breaking it. He then grabs Tails by his right arm with his left hand, and runs through the Frozen Wastelands of Mobius. Robotnik lands, and when he sees Sonic run up to him, he holds up his right hand like a stop sign. Sonic screeches to a halt.'']
 * Robotnik: I see you've finally defrosted yourself!
 * Sonic: Yeah, your little trick didn't work!
 * Robotnik: Freezing you was just a warm-up! Next time, I plan to take care of you permanently!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Sonic and flies away.]
 * Tails: Yeah? You and who else?

[Robotnik looks down at Sonic and Tails.]
 * Robotnik: I have the four most important Leaders of Mobius locked away in my dungeon!

[Robotnik point shis right index finger at Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: And if you want them released, you must defeat me in a battle of the gladiators, today at Noon, at the Colluseum!

[Sonic watches angrily as Robotnik flies away.]
 * Sonic: It's a deal! I'll be there!

[Robotnik turns to face Sonic and holds up his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: But if you lose, you must leave Mobius forever!

[Robotnik flies behind a cloud.]
 * Tails: No one can beat Super Robotnik!
 * Sonic: Yeah! But if I don't fight him, Mobius' leaders are doomed!

[A star fills up the screen, which fades to black.]