Baby-Sitter Jitters/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Baby-Sitter Jitters".

[''The episode begins with a view of the top of the Beaverville Dam. The camera moves down to the bottom of it, revealing Grounder, who has turned his right drill into a jackhammer, to be drilling a hole in it. He grunts as he turns his jackhammer into a hand holding a detonator.'']
 * Grounder: There. Now I'll just place the detonator in the hole!

[''Grounder puts the detonator in the hole. Scratch reaches offscreen with his right hand and pulls out an egg.'']
 * Scratch: Robotnik's new superpowered plasma putty explosive will blow this dam sky high! Bwahahaha!

[''Scratch pulls the egg open with his left hand. The camera zooms out on him and Grounder.'']
 * Grounder: Yeah, then the water will gush out...

[The camera cuts to a view of Beaverville and moves to the top of the screen.]
 * Grounder: And flood that peaceful valley!

[Scratch is revealed to be holding plasma putty in his right hand, which he points his left index finger at.]
 * Scratch: Help me get this stuff into the hole!

[Grounder stares in shock as the plasma putty expands.]
 * Grounder: Careful, Scratch!

[Scratch and Grounder place the plasma putty into the hole with both their hands, but it begins to ooze out.]
 * Scratch: It's oozing out! Get it back!

[''Grounder holds out both his hands and catches the plasma putty in it, and Scratch holds out his right hand. They both try to push the plasma putty into the hole, but it quickly expands and covers them.'']
 * Grounder: Come back here, you...

[Scratch and Grounder grumble.]
 * Scratch: Watch it!

[''Above the Beaverville Dam, Robotnik is standing from a ledge and looking through a pair of binoculars he is holding in both his hands. The camera zooms in on him.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: When are those short-circuit brains going to signal they're ready?

[A view through Robotnik's binoculars is seen, and Scratch and Grounder are seen covered in plasma putty.]
 * Robotnik: Ah, there's the signal!

[Robotnik reaches behind his back with his left hand and pulls out a remote control.]
 * Robotnik: Goodbye Dam, hello Lake Robotnik Golf and Fishing estates!

[''Robotnik pushes the lever forward with his right index finger. The dam explodes and water gushes. Scratch and Grounder's pieces fly through the air and land behind Robotnik.'']
 * Robotnik: Nice work! You fixed the explosives perfectly!

[Sparks surge through Scratch and Grounder's heads.]
 * Grounder: Any... moron... could have... done it!

[''As the floodwater begins to approach Beaverville, a citizen of Beaverville stares in shock and screams. He and another citizen of Beaverville run away as Cleaver Beaver runs in. He points his left index finger at the floodwater.'']
 * Cleaver Beaver: Dam's Burst! Run for the hills!

[''Cleaver runs into his hangar and jumps into his plane. He flies it into the air and presses a button on the lever with his left thumb.'']
 * Cleaver: I sure hope this works!

[''The plane emits skywriting smoke. The smoke spells out SONIC COME QUICK. Meanwhile, Sonic is at a shoe store, having his shoes shined by Leo the Leopard, who is shining them with his tail. Sonic jumps off the stool and looks over his freshly-shined shoes. He then tosses a coin at Leo with his left hand and holds up his left thumb.'']
 * Sonic: Thanks, Leo!

[''Leo catches the coin in his right hand. Tails flies down to Sonic and lands near him.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, look!

[''Tails points his right index finger up at the sky. Sonic looks up at the smoke that says, SONIC COME QUICK.'']
 * Sonic: Sonic come quick,

[The camera moves down to some smoke that says, BEAVER DAM'S BURST.]
 * Sonic: Beaver Dam's Burst! Sounds like they need some help in a hurry! Let's juice! Up, over, and gone!

[''Sonic runs away, and Tails flies behind him. Sonic runs out of the village he is in, and into Beaverville. As the floodwater continues to approach Beaverville, Sonic plugs up the dam with stones. He then runs up to the top of the dam and is holding a small stone in his right hand. He uses it to plug up the small hole, and dusts off his hands. He then spins after the floodwater as the citizens of Beaverville all run away.'']
 * Sonic: One blue tornado coming up!

[''Sonic spins like a tornado, which tosses the floodwater back behind the dam. A view through Robotnik's binoculars is shown as Sonic stumbles back.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa! I feel like I've just been through the rinse cycle!

[Stars spin around Sonic's head as Tails and Cleaver run up to him.]
 * Cleaver: Hooray, Sonic! You saved the town!

[Scratch and Grounder, who have now put themselves back together, stare in shock and back away from Robotnik, whom the camera zooms in on.]
 * Robotnik: Curse that hedgehog for ruining my real estate development! I'll get him for this!

[''Scratch and Grounder sigh in exasperation as the former is bandaging himself with his left hand, and the latter is gluing his nose back on with a glue stick he is holding in his right hand. Robotnik growls as he runs into Scratch and Grounder, and they scream as they fall to pieces again. They stare angrily at each other, and the citizens of Beaverville carry Sonic and Tails to Cleaver's housde. One of them is holding a white flag with Sonic's face on it in his right hand. Cleaver sets Tails down in front of his house, and a Beaverville Citizen sets sonic down next to him.'']
 * Cleaver: What can we ever do to repay you, Sonic?

[Sonic holds up two fingers on his left hand.]
 * Sonic: Couple of chili dogs would be hot!
 * Cleaver: We'll do better than that! We'll throw you a chili dog barbecue!

[Tails jumps into the air and clicks his heels excitedly.]
 * Tails: Way cool!
 * Cleaver: I'll get everything ready for the party!

[Cleaver runs away, then comes back.]
 * Cleaver: I just remembered; the wife's out of town and I can't leave the kids unattended!
 * Tails: Say, we could babysit your little beavers! Sonic loves hanging out with the babes!

[Sonic stares in shock upon hearing this.]
 * Sonic: But...
 * Cleaver: That would be wonderful! I'll be back in an hour and we'll party!

[''Cleaver runs away. Tails turns to face sonic, who taps his right foot impatiently.'']
 * Tails: What's the matter? You always say how much you like babes!
 * Sonic: That's "babes" as in "girls", not "babes" as in droolin', cryin', hair-pullin' kids!

[''Sonic grabs his top quill with his right hand, and the one below it with his left. He then lets go of them.'']
 * Sonic: I don't know the first thing about babies!
 * Tails: What's there to know? I mean you used to be one, didn't you?

[''Tails points his right index finger at Sonic. He then pushes the door to Cleaver's house and walks inside. Sonic, realizing it's no use trying to argue with Tails, shrugs his shoulders and looks at the camera. He then walks into Cleaver's house. Inside, Cleaver's three infant children, Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, are asleep in their cribs. Sonic and Tails walk into their bedroom, and watch over them as they sleep.'']
 * Sonic: Aww, look at them!
 * Tails: See? I told you this would be easy!
 * Sonic: Come on, let's let em' sleep!

[''Sonic tries to tiptoe out of Becky, Bucky, and Chucky's bedroom, but accidentally steps on a teddy bear with his right foot, which squeaks. Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all awaken and cry. Sonic turns to face them and holds out both his hands like stop signs.'']
 * Sonic: It's okay! Just a doll squeak! Go back to sleep for your Uncle Sonic!
 * Tails: Maybe they're hungry!
 * Sonic: Right! I'll go to the kitchen and whip somethin' up!

[''Sonic runs away. He then comes back, carrying a tray of spaghetti, sandwiches, pie, and a glass of orange juice.'']
 * Sonic: Sorry it took so long!

[''Sonic hands the tray to Bucky. He, Becky, and Chucky all laugh excitedly as the latter two crawl up to the tray. Sonic turns to face Tails.'']
 * Sonic: See? they love it!

[''Sonic turns to face Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, and stares in shock and screams as they toss the tray of food at him and Tails. Tails stares angrily.'']
 * Tails: They love it, all right!

[''The camera zooms in on Becky, Bucky, and Chucky as they all toss food across their bedroom. Tails turns to face sonic.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, i think they still eat food in their bottles!
 * Sonic: No prob!

[''Sonic runs away, then comes back, carrying Becky, Bucky, and Chucky's bottles in his left arm. He picks the spaghetti off of Chucky with his right hand and places it in the bottles. He then puts the rubber nipples on the bottles with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: There! Drink up, babes!

[''Sonic hands Becky, Bucky,a nd Chucky their bottles. They drink from them, belch, and then cry again.'']
 * Sonic: What is it now?
 * Becky: Potty time!
 * Sonic: Party time?

[Sonic shrugs his shoulders in confusion.]
 * Tails: I think she means they need a diaper change!

[The camera moves over to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Terrific!

[The screen transitions to a view of Scratch and Grounder, who have put themselves back together again as they walk across Beaverville.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, I can't believe Dr. Robotnik is making us walk home!
 * Grounder: Yeah, my treads are killing me!

[Scratch and Grounder stop outside Cleaver's house.]
 * Sonic: Crib break!
 * Scratch: Did you hear that?

[''Grounder turns to face Scratch with a delighted expression on his face. Tails is now holding Chucky in his arms as Sonic is holding Bucky in his left arm. Becky tries to crawl away, but Sonic catches her in his right arm. She and Bucky cry together.'']
 * Sonic: That's it! If you can't stay put, you'll go to jail!

[''Sonic sets Becky and Bucky down, and tails sets Chucky down near them. They both run away as Becky, Bucky, and Chucky continue crying. Sonic then places Chucky's crib over them, and they stop crying.'']
 * Sonic: There! That ought to hold you!

[Becky and Bucky sniffle, and Chucky cries.]
 * Sonic: Come on, Tails! Let's...

[''Before Sonic can finish, the sound of chomping can be heard. Sonic and Tails stare in shock, and Sonic screams as the camera moves down to Chucky's crib, which Becky, Bucky, and Chucky have chewed a hole through. They all crawl out and laugh, and Bucky jumps onto Sonic's head.'']
 * Bucky: Uncle Sonic funny!

[Bucky chuckles.]
 * Sonic: I'm not your Uncle Sonic!

[The camera moves over to the window Scratch and Grounder look through.]
 * Scratch: I knew I recognized that voice, it's Sonic!
 * Grounder: And he's babysittin' those beavers!

[Grounder is revealed to be standing atop a fence pole, and he turns to face Scratch.]
 * Scratch: This could be a unique opportunity to catch Sonic off guard, and I know just how to do it! Bwahaha!

[''Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all laugh as they crawl into the kitchen. Bucky crawls atop Chucky, and Becky crawls atop Bucky. Becky then chews a hole in the cabinet. She opens the door with her left hand, and various cups and dishes fall out of it. Sonic runs up to the falling dishes and cups.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[Sonic catches the dishes in both his hands, and a cup in his right foot.]
 * Sonic: Get away from those dishes!

[''Bucky and Chucky giggle as they crawl away from Sonic. Becky crawls across the counter just in time as the cabinet falls and lands atop Sonic, who grunts as it hits him and shatters the dishes. Tails walks up to Sonic, who has stars spinning around his head and groans in pain. He then pulls out a single, unshattered dish he is holding in his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: At least I saved one!

[''Chucky is chewing on a wood chip, which he spits out, and it shatters the dish. Sonic screams as he stares in shock, and Chucky laughs as he points his left index finger at Sonic. Sonic spinning is used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic is outside, holding three leashes in his left hand. He stares angrily at Tails, who is walking alongside him.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, I don't think Mr. Beaver would approve of this!

[''The camera zooms out, revealing Becky, Bucky, and Chucky to be wearing the leashes Sonic is pulling. They crawl behind a tree.'']
 * Sonic: You got any better ideas?

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all chew on the tree, knocking it down.]
 * Tails: Uh-uh.

[''Sonic and Tails walk away, with Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all crawling behind them. Scratch and Grounder peer out from behind the bush.'']
 * Scratch: The way to get at Sonic is through those bratty kids!
 * Grounder: Yeah! If we can nab them, we can force Sonic to turn himself in!
 * Scratch: Come on!

[''Scratch signals Grounder with his left hand, and Scratch walks away, with Grounder following behind him. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails continue walking across Beaverville, with Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all crawling behind them. Scratch, who is now disguised as a lady, is standing atop a manhole cover.'']
 * Scratch: He-he-he-help! Save me!

[The camera moves over to Sonic and Tails, the latter of whom points his right index finger at Scratch.]
 * Tails: Sonic, look!
 * Scratch: That big, awful steamroller is gonna flatten poor, helpless me!

[''A steamroller resembling the one from the Sonic Says of "Sonic's Song" approaches Scratch. Sonic points his right thumb at himself.'']
 * Sonic: Saving babes is what I do best!

[Sonic ties Becky, Bucky, and Chucky's leashes to a nearby pole with both his hands, then runs after Scratch.]
 * Scratch: He-he-he-help!

[''Sonic grabs Scratch's left leg with both his hands, and grunts as he pulls. Tails watches, and the camera moves over to Becky, Bucky, and Chucky as Grounder rolls up to them, carrying lollipops in both his hands. He hands them to Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, then unties their leashes with both his hands. He pulls them away, then rolls back, carrying diaper-wearing stuffed beavers in both his arms. He sets them down near the pole and ties their leashes to the pole with both his hands, then rolls away. Sonic grunts as he pulls Scratch's left leg out of his left high-heel. The camera moves up to Scratch.'']
 * Sonic: My, what big feet you have!

[Scratch stares nervously, then Sonic jumps and removes Scratch's wig with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: But you know what's worse than big feet?
 * Scratch: Hoo-hoo, what?

[Sonic runs away, and Scratch stares in shock at the steamroller.]
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how-how!

[''The steamroller flattens Scratch. Sonic runs up to the flattened Scratch.'']
 * Sonic: Flat feet!

[Sonic runs away.]
 * Scratch: I'll take flat feet over a flat body any day!

[''Scratch groans as he pulls his head up. Sonic then runs back to the pole and unties the stuffed beavers' leashes with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: We've gotta get back to Mr. Beaver's house! Come on, kids, let's boogie!

[Sonic tries to walk away, but the stuffed beavers won't budge.]
 * Sonic: Becky? Bucky? Chucky?

[''Sonic walks up to the stuffed beavers. The one in the middle's head falls off. Sonic then puts his left hand on the one to its right.'']
 * Sonic: Uh-oh!

[''Sonic looks up and see's Robotnik's blimpnik from "Sonic Gets Thrashed". Scratch and Grounder are standing in the doorway.'']
 * Grounder: That's right, Sonic, and we're leavin' with the beavers! Ha ha ha ha!

[''Grounder rolls away, and Scratch closes the door with his left hand. The Blimpnik flies away, and Tails points his left index finger at it.'']
 * Tails: They're getting away with the babies!
 * Sonic: And it's all our fault they got kidnapped!

[The Blimpnik flies away, and the camera moves over to the left side of the screen, where Sonic and Tails are.]
 * Sonic: We've got to get the Beaver Babies back from Scratch and Grounder!

[Tails turns to face Sonic.]
 * Tails: But how?

[Sonic turns to face Tails.]
 * Sonic: Chances are, they're headed back to Robotnik's fortress! Let's juice!

[''Sonic runs after the Blimpnik, and Tails flies behind him. As the Blimpnik flies towards Robotnik's fortress, Scratch and Grounder are at the control panel, whilst Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are sitting on a seat in the opposite end.'']
 * Scratch: This is your favorite robot, scratch calling his ownership, Dr. Robotnik! Come in!

[''Scratch is holding the microphone in his left hand, and a screen pulls up to him. Static appears on the screen, until Robotnik is revealed to be in the shower, washing himself with his Ducky brush he is holding in his right hand.'']
 * Robotnik (singing to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"): Someone's in the shower with Ducky, someone's in the shower, I know-ho-ho! Someone's in the shower with Ducky!

[Scratch squawks in embarrassment.]
 * Scratch: Oh! Oh, excuse me!

[''Robotnik turns his attention to Scratch, and covers himself with the shower curtains he grabs with both his hands. he then shakes his right fist, which has his Ducky brush in it, at Scratch.'']
 * Robotnik: What do you want?!
 * Scratch: Er, uh...

[Scratch chuckles nervously, then grabs Grounder with his right hand and pulls him up to the screen.]
 * Scratch: Uh, your favorite robot, Grounder, wants to talk to you!
 * Robotnik: This had better be important!
 * Grounder: Um, well, uh, it's just... um...

[''Grounder points his right thumb at Becky, Bucky, and Chucky. Bucky is playing with a barf bag, Chucky climbs onto the chair that Becky is sitting on, and Becky plays with an oxygen mask.'']
 * Grounder: We captured the three beavers that Sonic was babysitting!
 * Robotnik: What?

[Scratch and Grounder tremble in fear.]
 * Robotnik: That's wonderful! You always were my favorite robot!

[Scratch points his left thumb at himself, and pushes Grounder's head down with his right hand.
 * Scratch: Hey, it was my idea!
 * Robotnik: Shut up, and bring those brats to my fortress as soon as possible! I just love kids, especially when I can use them as bait to catch Sonic!

[The screen shuts off.]
 * Grounder: Ha ha! Blimp Factor 9! Ha ha! Dr. Robotnik is gonna give me a raise when he sees these little...

[Grounder turns to face Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, and stares in shock at them.]
 * Grounder: Beavers!

[''Grounder rolls up to the seat, only to find Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are no longer there. He picks up the barf bag with both his hands and looks inside it, only to find it is empty. He looks around, and stares in shock.'']
 * Grounder: Oh, no! Not that!

[''Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are revealed to be sitting atop a bomb. They laugh as Chucky hits it with a hammer he is holding in his right hand. The camera zooms in on him. Scratch and Grounder jump and stare in shock.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: Get away from that bomb!

[''Scratch and Grounder scream as they run up to the bomb, which Becky, Bucky, and Chucky jump off of. Scratch and Grounder jump onto the bomb.'']
 * Grounder: Phew! That was close!

[Bucky points his right index finger at the lever in front of him.]
 * Bucky: What's this?

[Scratch turns to face Bucky.]
 * Scratch: No-ho! Whatever you do, kid, don't touch the big red button!

[Bucky pulls the lever with his right hand, which opens the trap door.]
 * Bucky: This one?

[Bucky presses the button with his left index finger, which releases the bomb.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Yeah, that one!

[The bomb falls through the trap door, which Becky, Bucky, and Chucky walk up to and look down.]
 * Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: Bye-bye! Happy landings!

[The bomb Scratch and Grounder are sitting atop continues to fall.]
 * Scratch: Grounder, you know what I like about kids?
 * Grounder: What's that, Scratch?

[''The bomb hits the ground below and explodes, creating a crater. Scratch and Grounder groan as they poke their heads out of it.'']
 * Scratch (wearily): Nothing!

[Scratch and Grounder fall back into the crater, and the screen fades to black.]