Tails' New Home/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, Tails New Home.

[''The episode begins with Tails flying worriedly across the hills of Mobius. He stops, then looks back.'']
 * Tails: He's gonna get me!

[''Right behind Tails is Grounder, who has a propeller in his right arm, large metal snapping jaws in his left, and jet engines where his treads would normally be. Tails stares in shock at him.'']
 * Tails: Aaaah!

[''Tails pulls his head, legs, and tails into his body, then pulls them out the other way. He flies away just in time to avoid being caught by Grounder's jaws.'']
 * Grounder: Your high-tailing days are over, brat!

[Tails flies away, with his hands on the sides of his head.]
 * Tails: I should have listened to Sonic.

[Tails runs into Scratch, who has a grappling gun.]
 * Tails: Oh, no! I really should have listened!

[Tails flies away in an upper-left direction.]
 * Scratch: In case you hadn't noticed, fuzz face, you're trapped!

[Scratch fires his grappling gun at Tails, but falls over in the process.]
 * Scratch: Oh!

[The hands of the grappling gun grab Tails by his legs.]
 * Tails: Ow!

[Soon, the rope comes to an end.]
 * Tails: Ugh!

[Tails tries flying up, but falls down.]
 * Tails: Ugh! Ugh! Aaaah!

[Tails flies up to a tree and stands on its branch.]
 * Tails: Help!

[At the other end of the rope, Scratch climbs up the hill, grunting]
 * Scratch: Who says chickens are stupid? I just outfoxed a fox! Bwahaha!

[''Just then, Sonic spins up the hill and the rope, knocking over Scratch, who screams in pain. Sonic then reaches the tree, where Tails is.'']
 * Tails: Sonic!
 * Sonic: What's the prob, kid? These Robotskis pickin' on you?

[Tails nods his head, "Yes".]
 * Tails: Sonic, look out!

[Grounder, who now has his propeller and jaws in the opposite arms, flies towards Sonic and Tails.]
 * Grounder: Ha ha! Now we got you both!

[Sonic jumps towards Grounder, then grabs his left arm and spins on it.]
 * Grounder: Hey! What are you trying to do? G-get off of me!

[''Sonic lands on Grounder's back. He then opens Grounder's back compartment.'']
 * Sonic: I'll take the chicken, please.

[''Sonic pulls out a tray with a chicken leg and a glass of orange juice and sets it on Grounder's head. He then pulls out a white checkered bib and ties it around his neck. He then picks up the chicken leg with his left hand and puts it in his mouth, only to find out it tastes terrible.'']
 * Sonic: Ugh!

[Sonic pulls down a giant white curtain, so as not to show the viewers him spitting out the chicken leg.]
 * Sonic: Ew, yuck!

[Sonic, who is no longer wearing the bib, pulls the curtain back up.]
 * Sonic: I hate airline food!

[''Sonic tosses the tray aside. He then pulls a pair of headphones out of Grounder's back compartment and puts them on his head. He then leans back.'']
 * Sonic: I wonder what the movie is on this flight.
 * Grounder: I don't have a movie!

[Sonic is no longer wearing the headphones.]
 * Sonic: What? No movie? That's no way to treat a first class passenger!

[Sonic puts his hands over Grounder's eyes.]
 * Grounder: Stop that! I... I can't see!

[''Sure enough, Grounder starts to fly out of control. During the next few scenes, Grounder's propeller and jaws are in the opposite arms again.'']
 * Sonic: Yee-haw! Whoa!
 * Grounder: We're gonna crash!

[Grounder screams in terror]
 * Sonic: All right! Ha-ha! Yeah! Listen to me. Just fly straight for two seconds and then turn left.
 * Grounder: Oh, yeah, sure. Like I'm gonna trust you? I think I'll turn right!

[''Grounder does turn right, heading straight for a grain tower. Sonic jumps off just in time. Grounder opens his eyes, and sees he's about to crash.'']
 * Grounder: Right....

[''Grounder crashes into the grain tower. His drills and treads are now back. Sonic looks down at him.'']
 * Grounder: Into this grain tower. Oh!
 * Sonic: Rough flight, huh? You'll feel better when you land.

[''Sonic jumps off the grain tower just as Grounder begins to fall off it. Sonic is now at the bottom of the tower, tapping his right foot.'']
 * Sonic: I'm waiting!

[Grounder appears to be falling on top of Sonic, but fortunately, Sonic backs away just in time to avoid getting hit as Grounder literally falls to pieces.]
 * Sonic: Sad, isn't it? Breaking up is so hard to do.
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Sonic, help!

[''Sonic runs towards Tails, and as soon as he's offscreen, he tosses a bunch of dirt and a flower to bury Grounder under. Grounder pokes his head out from under the flower. Meanwhile, Tails is struggling to stay in the air as Scratch is reeling him in with a winch.'']
 * Scratch: Gonna get you, gonna get you!

[''As Scratch grunts heavily while reeling Tails in, Sonic runs up to the middle of the rope. He spin jumps and cuts the rope, setting Tails free. Scratch reels in what remains of his end of the rope, which now causes the winch to spin out of control and launch Scratch into the air.'']
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how! Whoa!

[''Tails flies up to the tree and stands on the branch, panting heavily. Scratch flies into the tree, causing Tails to fall.'']
 * Tails: Yeow!

[''Tails lands on his head at the bottom of the tree. Sonic runs up to him and picks up his head with both hands.'']
 * Sonic:Tails! You okay, little buddy?
 * Tails [wearily]: Uh, I don't feel so good.
 * Sonic: That's it! That's the last time I'm gonna let this happen!

[Sonic holds up his right arm, and spins it clockwise to create a transition to the next scene, which takes place in the same hills.]
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: I'm fine, Sonic! I can helitail myself! Honest!
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: I don't think so!

[Sonic walks around one of the hills, revealing he is pulling a wagon that Tails, who is now wrapped in bandages, is riding in.]
 * Tails: At least, could we go a little faster?
 * Sonic: Too risky, pal. I don't want you to get hurt again, ever!
 * Tails: I won't! I promise!
 * Sonic: You sure won't, cause I'm gonna make sure of it!

[Sometime after Tails' recovery, Sonic and Tails are standing outside a house.]
 * Tails: What are we doing here?
 * Sonic: It's your new home!

[Inside the house, Sonic and Tails meet a married Stork couple.]
 * Mr. Stork: We've never had our own baby,
 * Mrs. Stork: So we told the agency we'd adopt anybody.

[Sonic sniffs as a trail of grey smoke forms above him and Tails.]
 * Sonic: Is something burning?
 * Mrs. Stork: No, I'm just baking cookies for our new little boy.

[In the kitchen, a huge fire breaks out, and also breaks down the door.]
 * Sonic: Excuse me.

[Sonic runs away, then comes back, wearing a fireman's hat and holding a fire extinguisher in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Stand back!

[''Sonic runs up to the fire. In the next scene, he is wearing fire-fighting gloves and boots as he puts out the fire. Mrs. Stork walks up to him and pats him on the head with her right hand.'']
 * Mrs. Stork: Thank you, young man. That's the second time today I've turned the oven up too high.

[Meanwhile, Mr. Stork is showing Tails around the house.]
 * Mr. Stork: Come on, Tails, I'll show you around. We want our home to be your home.

[Mr. Stork steps on a rug and slips.]
 * Mr. Stork: Whoops!

[''Mr. Stork slides toward a table where their pet Goldfish is in a bowl is. The Goldfish stares in shock, then pulls out a piece of paper and a fishbone pen, which he uses to write his will. The paper says in cursive letters, LAST WILLIOMY TESTAMENT, ALL MY U,, and TO XXX in red letters. The Goldfish then crumples the paper into a ball, puts it in his mouth, and swallows it. Mr. Stork slides into the table, causing the Goldfish and its bowl to fly into the air.'']
 * Goldfish: Aaaah!

[''Sonic catches the bowl and runs up to the Goldfish, catching him in the bowl. The Goldfish sighs in relief. Mrs. Stork walks up to Sonic, who is now holding the bowl in his left hand, and picks up the bowl with her left hand. The Goldfish trembles in fear as Mrs. Stork talks to Sonic.'']
 * Mrs. Stork: Thank you again. That happened so many times last week, our old Goldfish moved away.

[The Goldfish is now begging.]
 * Goldfish: Oh, I don't want to die! No, please! I don't want to die! I can't...

[''Sonic scratches his head with his left index finger. A splash can be heard in the background, and it is revealed that Mrs. Stork put the bowl on Mr. Stork's head. Mrs. Stork pats Tails on his head with her left hand.'']
 * Mrs. Stork: Come on, sweetie. Let's go upstairs, and I'll show you your room.

[''Mr. Stork scratches the bowl with his left index finger as the Goldfish swims around his head. Upstairs, Mrs. Stork is showing Sonic and Tails the bathroom.'']
 * Mrs. Stork: Guess what? When you live with us, you'll have your very own bathroom!

[Mrs. Stork opens the bathroom door, revealing a huge flood of water behind it, which sprays onto her, Sonic, and Tails and carries them across the hall.]
 * Mrs. Stork: Hmmm. I wonder if I forgot to turn off the shower.

[''Meanwhile, Mr. Stork is grunting as he pushes the Goldfish bowl off his head with his feet. He manages to get it off, and the Goldfish jumps out of his left ear. The Goldfish then pulls out a suitcase in his right hand and a hat in his left, which he puts on his head and walks angrily away. Mr. Stork stares in shock at the flood and tries to run away from it, but it catches up to him. Mr. and Mrs. Stork are now flooded out of their house. They sit up, and as Mrs. Stork talks to Mr. Stork, she wrings out his hat and hands it to him.'']
 * Mrs. Stork: George, remember the last time this happened? It made the pilot light go out on the gas heater.
 * Mr. Stork: I remember.
 * Mrs. Stork: And then the electrical system started sparking.
 * Mr. Stork: I remember.
 * Mrs. Stork: And then weren't we in for a big surprise!
 * Mr. Stork: I wish I could forget.

[''Mr. Stork pulls on his tie. Just then, Mr. and Mrs. Stork's house explodes. Meanwhile, Sonic is now pulling the wagon that Tails is riding in again.'']
 * Tails: I think I'd be safer living with Robotnik.
 * Sonic: Okay, so they weren't the safest family on Mobius. But I'm still gonna find you a good home!

[In the next scene, Sonic and Tails are standing outside Sergeant Doberman's house.]
 * Sonic: Well, this is it, Tails. You'll be safe here. Before he retired, Sergeant Doberman was one of Mobius' bravest soldiers.

[''Sergeant Doberman drives his two-cannoned tank up to Sonic and Tails. He then rises from the hatch.'']
 * Sergeant Doberman: Troops, fall in.

[Sonic and Tails look behind themselves.]
 * Sgt. Doberman: Ten-hut!
 * Sonic and Tails: Aaaah!

''[Sonic and Tails run frantically, then stand up. Sergeant Doberman jumps out of his tank, then walks up to them.'']
 * Sgt. Doberman: Which one of you yardbirds is a new recruit?
 * Sonic: I think you got it wrong, Sarge. Tails here is looking to join your family.
 * Sgt. Doberman: Then pull in your guts, stick out your chest, keep those tails at attention!

[Tails pulls in his guts, then pulls on his chest with his right hand, then salutes with his right tail while his left one forms an American flag.]
 * Sgt. Doberman: Down on the ground, give me fifty!

[Sonic and Tails do some push-ups.]
 * Sgt. Doberman: One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two!

[Sonic stops, panting heavily.]
 * Sonic: Can I... [pant] ...ask a... [pant] ...question?

[Sergeant Doberman presses his head up against Sonic's.]
 * Sgt Doberman: No! Do what you're told! Run in place, one, two, one two!

[Sonic and Tails run in place]
 * Sgt Doberman: Move out!

[Sonic and Tails run, with Sergeant Doberman following them the entire time.]
 * Sgt. Doberman: One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two!

[Sonic and Tails are now panting heavily, with sweat rolling down from their heads.]
 * Tails: Sonic... [pant] ...I don't like this... [pant] ...guy.
 * Sonic: They say... ...his wife's... ...real nice.
 * Sgt. Doberman: One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two!

[''Just then, a huge explosion, complete with the word, BAM! fills up the screen. It launches Sonic, Tails, and Sergeant Doberman into the air, causing them to fall.'']
 * Sonic and Tails: Ugh!
 * Sonic: Hey, what was that?

[''Several explosions can be seen and heard in the distance. Sergeant Doberman walks up to see the explosions in the distance. He then walks up to Sonic and Tails.'']
 * Sgt. Doberman: Oh, it's the Missus. I assigned her to the artillery range for target practice.

[''An explosion, complete with the word, BAM can be seen and heard in the distance. This explosion causes Sergeant Doberman's helmet to fly into the air, then land on his head.'']
 * Sgt. Doberman: Hmmm. Probably should have waited till' she got her new glasses. Didn't I order you rookies to do your exercises?

[''Sergeant Doberman looks down and finds Sonic and Tails are no longer there. Sonic and Tails wave to him in the distance.'']
 * Sonic: Right, Sarge! We are! We're taking a hike, double time! We're up, over, and gone!

[''Sonic spins and grabs Tails by his left arm with his right hand. He then spins away, just in time, as several cannisters are fired at him and Tails. The screen irises out, then in the next scene, Sonic and Tails are cooking chili dogs in a stewpot. Specifically, they are roasting their hot dogs over the fire.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, can't we just forget this whole idea?
 * Sonic: No way! I'm finding you a family!

[''Tails pulls his hot dog off his stick with his left hand. Sonic grabs a spoon with his right hand and scoops up some of the chili in the stewpot with it, which he pours on Tails' chili dog.'']
 * Sonic: So we made a couple of bad choices. We'll find you the right spot. Mobius is full of nice people.

[''In the next scene, Sonic and Tails are back at the hills. A bird flies past them as they walk across the path.'']
 * Tails: Come on, Sonic. Do we have to meet another family?
 * Sonic: Yep! We're gonna keep meeting families till' we find the one that's perfect for you!"

[In the next scene, Grounder is revealed to have been spying on Sonic and Tails, looking through a telescope in his right arm.]
 * Grounder: Aha! Here they come!

[''Grounder turns his telescope back into his drill. He then rolls up to a bush and hits it with his left arm. Scratch is revealed to be hiding in that bush.'']
 * Scratch: Aaaah!

[''Scratch stands up from inside the bush. Grounder pulls out a bush of his own to hide in.'']
 * Grounder: You ready?
 * Scratch: Let me test it.

[Scratch pulls out a microphone, which he is now holding in his left hand.]
 * Scratch: Ahem. Friends, Mobians, fellow evil robots,

[''The microphone is revealed to be wired to a sign. The sign has eyes and a mouth, as well as a picture of Baby Tails (wearing a bonnet) next to the words, HAVE YOU SEEN ME?.'']
 * Scratch: A funny thing happened to me on the way to conquering your planet. Bwahaha! Have you seen this missing child?

[''Sonic and Tails walk up to the sign. Tails stops when he sees his baby picture on the sign and grabs Sonic's right arm with his right hand, pulling him back, and pointing to the sign with his left index finger'']
 * Tails: Sonic! Look! That's me!
 * Scratch: If you know this little cutie's whereabouts,

[''The picture of Baby Tails turns into a picture of what appears to be his two parents. However, it is still very clear they're imposters. A tear rolls down from the fake mother's eye.'']
 * Scratch: His poor, unhappy, miserbale, sad, and lonely real parents would like to hear from you!

[The sign sprouts a right arm, and points to Sonic and Tails with its right index finger]
 * Tails: Did you hear that? My real parents!
 * Sonic: Yeah, but where are they?
 * Scratch: To reach this missing child's parents, go to 113 Mobius View Drive.

[''A picture of the house is shown on the sign. The gate in front of the house says, IDYLL.'']
 * Tails: Come on, Sonic! You wanted me to find a family, and this is my real one!
 * Sonic: A Mom? A Dad? A picket fence?
 * Tails: Yeah!

[Tails flies away.]
 * Tails: I'll see you there!

[Sonic scratches his head with his right hand and walks after Tails.]