Magnificent Sonic/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Magnificent Sonic".

Note: Scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highlighted in red .

[''The episode begins with a view of a sign that says, TRANQUIL GULCH. The camera moves to the right side of the screen until it reaches Tranquil Gulch, then zooms in on it. The screen transitions to a view inside, where various citizens can be seen, including the Pig Lady from "High Stakes Sonic", Tails' Fake Father from "Tails' New Home", an elephant child holding a lollipop in its right hand, and a coyote that resembles Wile E. Coyote from Looney Tunes. The camera moves to the left side of the screen, where the Rabbit Gardener from "Lovesick Sonic" is seen dressed as a sheriff, rocking in his rocking chair near a building that says, SHERIFF. The camera zooms in on him, and he snores.'']
 * Six Gun Pete: Sheriff!

[''The Rabbit Sheriff awakens and falls over. He looks up at Six Gun Pete.'']
 * Rabbit Sheriff: Wh-who are you? What do you want?

[Six Gun Pete points his upper right and left thumbs at himself.]
 * Six Gun Pete: I'm Six Gun Pete, and I'm callin' you, Sheriff!

[''The Rabbit Sheriff runs away as Six Gun Pete fires at his chair. He also shoots the SHERIFF sign, and it falls through the roof. The Rabbit Sherrif runs away from Six Gun Pete's gunfire.'']
 * Rabbit Sheriff: Yahoo! Whoa!

[''The Rabbit Sheriff jumps onto an ugly horse, which neighs. He then holds up his right index finger.'']
 * Rabbit Sheriff: "Bushel of carrots a day!" Ain't enough to get shot for! Come on, giddyup!

[''The Rabbit Sheriff grabs his badge with his right hand and tosses it aside. He then screams as the ugly horse runs backwards, then bucks him off and runs away. The badge is now in front of Six Gun Pete.'']
 * Six Gun Pete: Anyone whant to put it on?

[''Six Gun pete fires at the badge. The camera then zooms in on him.'']
 * Six Gun Pete: No? Ha ha! Guess that makes me law of this town!

[''Six Gun Pete spins all six of his guns. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic runs along the path leading to Tranquil Gulch, then stops. Tails lands next to him.'']
 * Tails: What are we stoppin' for, Sonic?

[Sonic points his right index finger at the sign that says, TRANQUIL GULCH, which the camera moves over to.]
 * Sonic: Check it out, scout! Tranquil Gulch! Now, that's the kind of town I've been lookin' for!
 * Tails: It is?

[Sonic grabs Tails' right wrist with his left hand and pulls him away.]
 * Tails: Whoa!

[''Sonic runs into Tranquil Gulch, with Tails in tow. He screeches to a halt when he comes to the Saloon.'']
 * Sonic: After months of stoppin' Robotnik, fightin' for truth, justice, and the hedgehog way, it's time to kick back and relax! Come on, partner!

[''Sonic walks up to the Saloon entrance, and Tails follows behind him. Sonic pushes the left door open with his left hand, and Tails pushes the right door open with his right hand. They look around, and see the Pig Lady, the Coyote, and Tails' Fake Father all sitting at tables. Miss Possum is seen at the counter.'']
 * Miss Possum: What'll it be, boys?
 * Sonic: Couple of chili dogs and a beer. Root beer, that is!
 * Tails: Double that!

[Miss Possum is now holding a bottle of root beer in her right hand, which she pours into a mug she is holding in her left.]
 * Miss Possum: I'm Miss Possum. Welcome to my saloon, Mr. uh...
 * Sonic: Hedgehog, but you can call me Sonic! Better yet, you can call me anytime!

[''Miss Possum gasps as Six Gun Pete enters the Saloon. She and Sonic turn their attention to him.'']
 * Six Gun Pete: Hey! Thought I told you this here town was mine!

[''Six Gun Pete grabs four of his guns with his upper and middle left and right arms. He shoots at Miss Possum, who screams. He hits three bottles, causing the corks to fly off of them. One of them bounces off the ceiling, hits him in the left eye, and knocks the gun out of his upper left hand. He then spins the guns in his upper right and middle left and right hands, which he puts back in his belt.'']
 * Six Gun Pete: All I need is one gun to get you, Hedgehog!
 * Sonic: Oh, yeah? Well, I bet I can outdraw you!
 * Six Gun Pete: Ha! You don't even have a gun!
 * Sonic: Don't need one!

[Sonic jumps behind Six Gun Pete's back.]
 * Sonic: Draw!

[''Six Gun Pete grabs one of his guns with his middle right hand and aims it at Sonic, who runs away just in time, causing Six Gun Pete to shoot his head off. Smoke emits from him.'']
 * Tails: Way to go, Sonic! You blew him away!

[''Six Gun Pete's body walks away and stumbles into a water trough, which short-circuits him, and he explodes. Six Gun Pete's body then bumps into his mechanical horse, and he tries to climb onto its back, but falls over. He gets his left foot caught in the left stirrup, and the mechanical horse runs away, with Six Gun Pete's body in tow. Pink hearts emit from Miss Possum as she, the Pig lady, and the Elephant Kid are now all outside the Saloon.'']
 * Miss Possum: How did you do that?
 * Sonic: It's easy when you're the fastest in the West! Not to mention the East, North, and South!

[The camera moves over to the right side of the screen, where Mayor Chestnut is.]
 * Mayor Chestnut: I'm Mayor Chestnut, son!

[''Mayor Chestnut hops up to Sonic and puts his right hand on Sonic's right shoulder. Sonic turns to face him.'']
 * Mayor Chestnut: How'd you like to be the next Sheriff of Tranquil Gulch?
 * Sonic: Sheriff? Me?

[Sonic holds out both his hands like stop signs.]
 * Sonic: No thanks! We're just passin' through! Come on, Tails, time to juice!

[''Sonic walks up to Tails and grabs his right hand with his left hand. Sonic tries to walk away with him, but Tails holds out both his feet to stop him.'']
 * Tails: But Sonic, being Sheriff would be way cool! I could be your deputy!

[Tails holds out both his index fingers like guns.]
 * Tails: Pow pow! Got him!

[''Tails blows on both his index fingers. Sonic is now holding both his hands behind his back, then holds up his right hand like a stop sign.'']
 * Sonic: Sorry, it's impossible!

[Miss Possum walks up to Sonic.]
 * Miss Possum: It'll just be till' we can find a permanent Sheriff!

[Miss Possum then rubs Sonic's chin with her left index finger.]
 * Miss Possum: Not even for little old Miss Possum?
 * Sonic: Well...

[The Pig Lady, the Coyote, and Mayor Chestnut all hold up their right hands and cheer.]
 * Coyote: Yay! Sonic's our new Sheriff!

[Sonic is now wearing a belt with two gun holsters, and Miss Possum walks up to him, and puts the badge she is holding in her right hand on his chest.]
 * Mayor Chestnut: I knew we could count on you, Sheriff Sonic!

[''Tails walks up to Sonic and puts the cowboy hat he is holding in his right hand on Sonic's head. Mayor Chestnut then walks up to Sonic and puts his right hand on Sonic's back. Sonic turns to face the camera, smiles nervously, and shrugs his shoulders. The screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress as Six Gun Pete's Body rides his horse up the mountain leading to it. He then gets knocked off his horse by the doorway as his horse runs through it. The camera cuts to a view inside, where Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder look over a model of Tranquil Gulch, and zooms in on them.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: Now that Tranquil Gulch is mine,

[Robotnik presses a button on the tabl with his right index finger, and a hologram of Gambler's Gulch appears.]
 * Robotnik: It won't be long before I transform it into... Gambler's Gulch, the biggest casino on Mobius! With 99 percent of the profits skimmed off the top for me!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly. Six Gun Pete's horse drags in Six Gun Pete's body, whose left leg is stuck in the right stirrup. He then stands up, and Scratch points his right index finger at him.'']
 * Scratch: It's Six Gun Pete!

[''Six Gun Pete's body falls over, knocking down the table. Robotnik stares in shock at him.'']
 * Robotnik: Oh!

[Scratch runs away as Six Gun Pete's body walks up to Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: What are you doing back here? What's the matter, can't you talk?

[''Six Gun Pete's body shrugs all six of his shoulders, indicating that without a head, he can't talk. Robotnik then reaches offscreen with his right hand and pulls out a pad of paper.'']
 * Robotnik: In that case, draw!

[''Robotnik stares in shock and screams as Six Gun Pete's body pulls out all six of his guns with all six of his hands and shoots them at him. Scratch and Grounder scream as they dodge the gunfire. Robotnik then grabs one of Six Gun Pete's gun from his lower left hand with his left hand and shoots five holes in his body. He then reaches offscreen with his right hand and pulls out a pad of pencil and a paper.'']
 * Robotnik: I meant draw with a pencil, not the gun, you nitwit!

[''Six Gun Pete's body grabs the pencil with his upper right hand and the pad of paper with his lower right hand. He draws a poorly-drawn picture of Sonic wearing a sheriff's hat, badge, and belt, and falls over. Robotnik picks up the pad with his right hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Sonic! So, that rotten running rodent is trying to spoil my plans, is he?

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: Scratch! Grounder! Go to Tranquil Gulch, and see that that hedgehog gets a one-way ticket to boot hill!

[Scratch walks in, wearing a holster on the left side of his belt, and holding a gun in his left hand and a cowboy hat in his right.]
 * Scratch: Don't you worry, your awfulness! I'm the fastest in the West!

[Scratch spins his gun, and Grounder, who is now dressed in a cowboy vest, puts a cowboy hat with a $10.00 price tag on it on his head with his right drill.]
 * Grounder: You are not! I'm the fastest!

[Robotnik is now standing between Scratch and Grounder, and looks over at them.]
 * Scratch: Oh, yeah? Prove it, draw!

[''Grounder pulls out a gun with his left drill. He and Scratch and shoot at each other, and Robotnik screams as he dodges the gunfire. He runs away, but two shots shoot him in the butt.'']
 * Robotnik: Yeow!

[Robotnik fans his butt with his right hand, then turns to face Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: Attention!

[Scratch and Grounder stand to face Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Present arms!

[Scratch and Grounder hold their guns up to their heads.]
 * Robotnik: Commence firing!

['' Scratch and Grounder shudder shoot their guns at their heads, blowing them off. Their heads pop out of their bodies, and they look at each other. They then salute Robotnik with their respective right hand and drill. The screen transitions to a view outside Tranquil Gulch. Sonic and Tails are now standing outside the Saloon. Sonic's shoes now resemble Tails', albiet with the color palette swapped (and stay that way for the rest of the episode), and Tails is now dressed in a cowboy hat, a red bandana, and brown gloves and pants. Mayor Chestnut, the Pig Lady, and the Coyote are all standing on the porch.'']
 * Tails: Sheriff Sonic's the fastest gun in the west, aren't you, Sonic?

[Sonic nods his head, "Yes".]
 * Sonic: Set up some tin cans, Deputy Tails! I'll show em' some real gunplay!

[''Sonic tips his hat with his right hand, and Tails flies away. Tails is now holding three cans in both his hands, and sets them up on a log. He then lands next to Sonic.'']
 * Tails: Go on, Sheriff! Blow em' away!

[''Sonic pulls the guns out of his holsters with both his hands. He misses the left and right cans, but one of the shots bounces off the middle can and hits a hen, which causes her to fly out of her nest and fry her eggs. Sonic then continues firing, but the shots bounce off the sections of the log in between the cans and hit a water tower, destroying it and causing water to leak from it. The Pig Lady and the Coyote scream as the water splashes them. Sonic looks over at them, then shoots again. This time, his shot hits the right side of the SALOON side, causing it to knock Mayor Chestnut, who is holding an acorn in his left hand, into the mud. He groans as he falls over. The camera cuts to a view of the three unharmed cans and zooms out on them as Sonic looks over at Mayor Chestnut, smiling nervously at him. Mayor Chestnut is now holding the acorn in his right hand as he stands up, picks up his hat with his left hand, and puts it on his head.'']
 * Mayor Chestnut: I think we made a big mistake! That hedgehog couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!
 * Tails: Course' he can, there's one now!

[Tails points his right index finger at a barn, which has its front and broad sides labelled with signs that say, FRONT SIDE and BROAD SIDE, respectively.]
 * Tails: Show em', Sonic!

[''Sonic walks up to the broad side of the barn and shoots into the air, creating a cloud of smoke. When the smoke clears, Tails runs up to Sonic and waves both his hands at the broad side of the barn, only to find it completely unharmed. He then turns to face Sonic.'']
 * Tails: Boy, you really are a bad shot!
 * Sonic: Relax, Tails! You don't need to shoot straight when you're faster than lightning!

[Sonic spins both his guns, then points them in the opposite direction.]
 * Sonic: Check this out!

[''Sonic fires his guns, then runs past the shots. He picks up the three cans with both his hands, then holds them in his right hand. He then sets them on top of Mayor Chestnut's head, and the shots hit them, knocking them into a barrel with a sign that says, DON'T LITTER nailed to it. The screen transitions to a view outside Tranquil Gulch as Scratch, who is now wearing furry brown pants, is riding atop Grounder, who is wearing a saddle on his head, like a horse as Scratch spins his guns with both his hands. He then puts them in his holster.'']
 * Grounder: Hey, I'm Dr. Robotnik's favorite, so I should be wearing the hat and guns, and you should be wearing the saddle!
 * Scratch: Shut up, you old nag! Get up!

[Scratch hits Grounder's head with his left hand.]
 * Grounder: Ow! All right, wise guy! You want get up? I'll give you get up!

[''Scratch screams frantically and holds onto the saddle with both his hands as Grounder tries to buck him off like a bull while rolling towards Tranquil Gulch. Sonic sighs as he relaxes in the rocking chair.'']
 * Sonic: Looks like we're gonna get some peace and quiet after all, Tails!

[Tails flies down to Sonic.]
 * Tails: I don't think so, Sonic!

[''Scratch screams as he falls off Grounder, who stops near Sonic and Tails, losing his hat in the process. Scratch then looks up at Sonic.'']
 * Scratch: Huh?

[''Scratch dusts off his pants with his right hand, then puts his hat back on his head with the same hand. He then points his right index finger at Sonic.'']
 * Scratch: Sheriff Sonic, I'm callin' you out for a showdown! Winner gets the town, loser gets a free burial!

[Sonic holds up his left hand like a stop sign, then points his right index finger at Scratch.]
 * Sonic: Not so fast, slow-mo! Why use messy old guns when we can settle our differences the clean way? At the poker table?

[Scratch stares in shock.]
 * Scratch: Poker?

[Grounder chuckles as he pulls Scratch towards him with his left drill.]
 * Grounder: This is perfect! With our computer brains, we can't possibly lose at cards to that meat-headed hedgehog!

[Scratch points his right index finger at Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Right!

[Scratch pulls out his guns with both his hands, spins them, and puts them back in his holster.]
 * Scratch: You're on, Sheriff!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic, Scratch, and Grounder are all sitting at a table in the saloon. Miss Possum is behind the counter, and she, Tails, and Mayor Chestnut all watch as the camera zooms out on Sonic, Scratch, and Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Deal!

[''Sonic tosses the deck of cards with his right hand and catches them in his left. He then shuffles them with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: Did I happen to mention this is strip poker? Whoever loses a hand has to strip something off themselves and toss it in the pot!

[Sonic holds up both his hands like stop signs, then points his right index finger at the table.]
 * Scratch: Whatever you say, uh, just deal!

[''Sonic hands himself, Scratch, and Grounder five cards each. As Scratch picks up his deck of cards with his right hand, he has a 2 of Spades, a 10 of Diamonds, a 7 of Hearts, a 6 of Spades, and a 4 of clubs.'']
 * Scratch: Uh, I'll take five!

[In Grounder's deck, Grounder has a Queen of Hearts, a 7 of clubs, a 3 of Hearts, a 5 of Spades, and a 9 of Diamonds.]
 * Grounder: I'll take six!

[''Sonic picks up the deck of cards with his left hand and tosses some of them to Scratch and Grounder with his right. He then pick sup his deck of cards with both his hands. Tails and Miss Possum walk up to him.'']
 * Sonic: I'm stayin' pact! Well, what do you got?
 * Scratch: I got a bet! That's a straight with one missing in the middle.

[Scratch sets his deck of cards on the table, as does Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Go fish!

[Sonic sets his deck of cards on the table.]
 * Sonic: Read em' and weep, gentle jerks!

[The cards are all revealed to be aces with Sonic's face on them.]
 * Sonic: Five aces!

[The cards of Sonic's heads all wink their left eyes.]
 * Sonic: Okay,

[Sonic scoops up all the cards with both his hands, then shuffles them.]
 * Sonic; Each of you has to strip something off and put it on the table!

[Scratch removes his hat with his left hand and sets it down on the table, then Grounder unscrews his antenna with both his drills and puts it on the table.]
 * Grounder: Deal!

[''Sonic picks up the stack of cards with his left hand and tosses it into his right. He then passes some cards to Scratch and Grounder with his left hand, and picks up his deck of cards with both his hands. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Scratch now has a 7 of hearts, a 10 of clubs, a 4 of spades, a King, and a 7 of Diamonds in his deck, and Grounder has a 2 of Diamonds, a Queen, a 5 of Clubs, a 3 of Hearts, and a 9 of Spades in his deck. Sonic sets his deck of cards down on the table, revealing them to be two Aces of Hearts, an Ace of Clubs, an Ace of Diamonds, and an Ace of Spades. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock at him.'']
 * Sonic: Well, what do you know? I win again!

[Scratch removes his comb with his left hand and sets it down on the table, while Grounder removes his nose with his right drill and sets it down on the table.]
 * Scratch: Deal!

[''Sonic scoops up the cards with both his hands and shuffles them. He catches the stack of cards in his left hand, and tosses some of them at Scratch and Grounder with his left hand. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Scratch is now missing his beak, hat, and pants, which are all on the table alongside his comb and Grounder's nose and antenna.'']
 * Sonic: I win!

[Scratch pulls off his tail feathers with his right hand and sets them down on the table, and Grounder pulls his left arm off with his teeth and sets it down on the table.]
 * Scratch: Yeow-how! What are you waiting for? Deal!

[''Sonic picks up the cards with both his hands and shuffles them. He catches them in his right hand and tosses them at Scratch and Grounder with his left. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic now has a Ten of Spades, a Jack, a King, a Queen, and an ace with his face in his deck. Scratch's deck has a 9 of Diamonds, a Club, a Spade, a 4 of Hearts, and a Jack in his deck.'']
 * Sonic: Royal hedgehog! I win again!

[''Scratch's left leg is now on the table, along with Grounder's head. Scratch removes Grounder's antenna with his left hand and puts it on the table, then removes his own head and puts it on the table with his left hand. On the table, Scratch's beak is now inexplicably re-attached to his head.'']
 * Scratch: D'oh, you and your big ideas, agreeing to play cards!
 * Grounder: Me?! You were the one who said we couldn't lose with our computer brains!

[''Grounder's right drill hits Scratch's head, who grunts. Scratch's left leg then kicks Grounder's head.'']
 * Grounder: Ow!

[''Tails comes in, carrying a bag in both his hands. Sonic scoops up Scratch and Grounder's pieces with both his hands and puts them in the bag.'']
 * Sonic: Guess I'm the big winner, gents! Cash these in for me, Tails!
 * Tails: You bet, Sonic!

[''Tails flies away, carrying the bag in his right hand. He empties it into the barrel with the sign that says, DON'T LITTER on it, then dusts off his hands.'']
 * Miss Possum: Sonic, you saved our town again!
 * Sonic: Aw, it was nothin' really, Miss Possum!
 * Miss Possum: Oh, don't be such a humble hedgehog! You're an ace of the Hearts in my book!

[''Miss Possum kisses Sonic on the cheek, and Sonic's face blushes red. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic walks past Miss Possum, waving his right hand at her. She waves her left hand back at him, and Tails flies behind him. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where Scratch and Grounder, who have now reassembles themselves peer from behind a building.'']
 * Scratch: So, Sonic is sweet on Miss Possum, is he?

[Scratch rubs his wattle with his right hand.]
 * Scratch: That gives me an idea how to get rid of that show-off Sheriff once and for all! Bwahahaha!

[Grounder, who is wearing a false mustache, rides a carriage drawn by two mechanical horses up to the Saloon.]
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[''Scratch, who is now wearing a mask with a mustache, opens the door to the carriage with his right hand, and walks out. He walks into the Saloon, opening the doors with both his hands.'']
 * Scratch: Miss Possum!

[Scratch walks up to Miss Possum, who is behind the counter.]
 * Scratch: Sonic's waiting in the stage for you! Wants to take you to the lake for a picnic!
 * Miss Possum: Why, that sweet little ball of fuzz knows just how to melt a girl's heart!

[''Miss Possum picks up a compact mirror with her left hand and a powder puff with her right. She puts the powder puff in the bottom of the compact mirror, then powders her face with it. She and Scratch walk out the doors, of which, she opens the right one with her right hand, and Scratch opens the left one with his left hand. They walk into the carriage, which Scratch closes the door to with his left hand. Grounder pulls the reigns with both his drills, and the horses pull the carriage.'']
 * Miss Possum: Where's Sonic?

[Scratch removes his mask with his right hand, and Miss Possum screams as she stares in shock at him.]
 * Scratch: Don't worry! He'll come for you once he finds out you're trapped in a runaway stage coach!

[''Miss Possum gasps. In the Sheriff's office, Sonic is sitting at the desk, holding a WANTED poster in his right hand as Tails is holding a crumpled-up ball of paper in both his hands and tosses it into the trash can near the desk. Mayor Chestnut runs in.'']
 * Mayor Chestnut: Sheriff Sonic! The stage is out of control and headed straight for Deep Canyon, and Miss Possum's on it!
 * Sonic: Miss Possum!

[Sonic jumps onto the desk, and points his right index finger at Tails.]
 * Sonic: Watch the office, Tails! Gotta juice!

[Sonic chases after the carriage as it heads towards Deep Canyon.]
 * Sonic: If I can't stop that runaway stage coach, Miss Possum's a goner!

[''As the carriage heads towards Deep Canyon, the camera moves to the right side of the screen, where it is. The screen fades to black.'']