Tommy Thunder: Method Actor/Transcript

The episode starts with the Sonic Team talking about Tommy Thunder.

Knuckles: I can't believe we're about to meet Tommy Thunder! He's my favorite movie star! He's got it all: Strength, muscles, ability to LIFT stuff!

Amy: Not to mention, I couldn't get lost in four days!

Tails: Hey, remember when Tommy Thunder was being chased by ninja pirates while skiing down Haunted Mountain?

Knuckles: What movie was that again?

Tails: Ninja Ski Pirates on Haunted Mountain?

Knuckles: I don't think that was it.

Sonic: Tommy's movies are great, but his role can sometimes seem unrealistic.

Sticks: Oh come ON! It doesn't get any MORE realistic than the "Underwater Bath-Fight: Nuke-Commando 3"!

Dave: Ladies and gentlemen, here to promote his movie with some cheaply made Meh Meal toys... which by the way are guaranteed to have 12% fewer jacket edges!...

Dave touches the toy, hurting his finger.

Dave: Ow...

The toy falls to the ground.

Dave: Anyway, here he is, the star of "Tommy Thunder presents: Tommy Thunder in Rise of the Thunder Kick"... Tommy... uh... (getting a piece of paper from the table) Thunder.

Dave leaves as soon as Tommy Thunder zips to the chair.

(cheering noises)

Tommy: Tommy's happy to be here. (whispering: Uh, this place is a dump.)

Walrus Kid: Tommy, you're our hero.

Tommy: That's great. Maybe you can be heroes someday too!

And he hands an awkward photo of him with his signature to Walrus Kid.

The crowd walks away, allowing Sonic to go the front.

Sonic: Tommy Thunder, we're all big fans of your...

Tommy: (interrupting Sonic's sentence) That's great, maybe you can be heroes someday too!

Tails: Did you hear that, Sonic? He said I could be a hero someday!

Sonic: You ARE a hero, Tails.

Tails: Thanks. Though it means a lot less coming from you.

Soar, along with some newscasters, come in to interview Tommy Thunder, interrupting the conversation with Team Sonic.