User blog comment:Sonicrox14/The Life and Times of Silver the Hedgehog/@comment-1272757-20091106054036

Alright, here's the idea (P.S. Shelly, getting some real lag on this thing.):
 * Statyx: *holding pen and paper* Okay, describe the crush, and be as specific as possible.
 * Silver: I feel like I'm a witness being interrogated.
 * Statyx: You want my help or not?
 * Silver: Okay okay. Now uhh, she has yellow fur.
 * Statyx: Okay.
 * Silver: She was wearing a black shirt.
 * Statyx: *raises eyebrow* O-kay.
 * Silver: She wore black gloves, black shorts with vertical green stripes, oh, and she had purple streaks on her quills, with one of 'em sticking upwards.
 * Shelly: *leans over to Jezz* And yet he can't remember her name?
 * Jezz: Yeah. Hey, is Statyx alright?
 * Statyx: *looking at Silver in shock* Uh... uh...
 * Silver: Hellooooo? Are the lights on?
 * Statyx: Yeah, yeah. *rubs forehead* Now tell me, did this person have... one blue eye and one red eye?
 * Silver: Yeah!
 * Statyx: *pupils shrink, looking in shock/horror* .........Sunny....
 * Silver: *snaps fingers* Yeah, that was her name!
 * Statyx: .......*faints*
 * Shelly: Whoa!
 * Jezz: What the heck!?
 * ......up.....wake......up! Wake up!
 * [Shelly is seen shaking a dazed Statyx violently]
 * Shelly: Wake up lightning rod!! Wake up already!!
 * Jezz: Uh, Shelly, can I make a suggestion?
 * Shelly: *lets Statyx fall back down* Shoot, cause I ain't getting anywhere.
 * Jezz: *whispers something in Shelly's ear. Shelly smiles*
 * Shelly: I'm gonna enjoy this. Hey Statyx! Spike is hitting on Blaze!
 * Statyx: *shoots up, waving electrified arms violently* LET ME AT 'EM!!! T'LL BURN HIS TAIL RIGHT OFF!!!
 * Shelly: Whoa boy, I was just trying to wake you up!
 * Statyx: *growls*
 * Shelly: Now, what K.O'ed you in the first place?
 * Statyx: Oh... that.... *legs go limp, falls back*
 * Jezz: *catches him* Whoa boy! We can't have that again!
 * Shelly: What is up with you?
 * Statyx: ...She's my sister.
 * Shelly: Wha?
 * Statyx: *grabs Shelly and shakes her violently* Silver has a crush on my half-sister!!!

Is that alright so far?