Black Bot the Pirate (episode)/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Black Bot the Pirate" [''The episode begins with a view outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it. Inside Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik impatiently taps his right foot and looks over at the watch on his left wrist.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: It's time!

[Robotnik walks up to Professor Caninestein, who is building a time machine.]
 * Robotnik: This thing should have been finished hours ago!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Caninestein.]
 * Robotnik: You're stalling, aren't you, Professor Caninestein?

[Caninestein, who is holding a wrench in his right hand, turns to face Robotnik.]
 * Professor Caninestein: I can't go through with this! My theories of time und space were developed for peace, not for your evil schemes
 * Robotnik: Oh, that's all right, Professor. You don't have to do anything you don't want to... as long as you don't mind being thrown into a dungeon full of snakes and eating dead spiders for the rest of your life!

[''Caninestein gets back to working on the time machine, and grabs a cable in each hand. The time machine starts up.'']
 * Caninestein: Um, uh, it's f-f-f-finished!
 * Robotnik: At last!

[Robotnik hugs the time machine.]
 * Robotnik: My very own time machine! Now I can proceed with my cleverest plan of all time!

[As Robotnik talks, he walks up to a projection screen.]
 * Robotnik: Gathering the four most important items in the history of Mobius;

[Robotnik pulls down the projection screen with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: The all-powerful Chaos Emeralds! With them, I will possess...

[As Robotnik continues talking, he points at the respective Chaos Emeralds with the pointer he is holding in his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: Invisibility, invincibility, immortality, and finally, the power of life itself! With the Chaos Emeralds, no one can stop me from becoming the Supreme High Robotnik!

[Robotnik folds the pointer back in with his right hand and walks up to the time machine, then holds up his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: Today, Mobius, tomorrow, the universe!

[Scratch and Grounder walk in.]
 * Grounder: Good morning, your bloatedness!

[''Robotnik growls at Grounder. Scratch and Grounder walk up to the time machine.'']
 * Scratch: Wow! This must be the new vacuum cleaner we sent away for! Your lab is a mess! How bout' I try it out!

[Scratch gets into the driver's seat, and Robotnik stares in shock.]
 * Robotnik: No! That's my time machine!

[Robotnik runs up to the time machine.]
 * Scratch: Huh?

[''Scratch pushes the lever forward with his left hand. The time machine disappears, leaving behind a cloud of dust, and Grounder flinches as he stands atop the table. He then falls back down as Robotnik runs up to him. Robotnik turns to face Caninestein as Grounder looks down ,at the ground.'']
 * Robotnik: Where did he go?
 * Caninestein: Ze time controls were set for 300 years ago.

[''The Time Machine re-appears atop Grounder, with Scratch as a roast turkey on a plate standing above it. Robotnik and Caninestein run up to him.'']
 * Scratch: Help! D'oh, get me out of this thing!

[''Grounder pulls his head out, and his nose his bent. He shakes his head, and his nose straightens.'']
 * Grounder: What happened?
 * Scratch: Stupid Pilgrims! It's bad enough they tried to eat me for dinner, then they had the nerve to say I tasted lousy!

[Grounder grabs Scratch with both his drills, and Scratch climbs down from the time machine.]
 * Robotnik: Ha! It works!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly as he jumps into the driver's seat. He then turns to face Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Robotnik: Scratch, Grounder, get in! We've got work to do!

[''Scratch and Grounder jump into the passenger seats, and Robotnik pulls the lever forward with his left hand. The time machine disappears, and Caninestein stumbles back and hits the wall. A lantern above him gets knocked loose, falls, and covers his head. The door opens on it, and Caninestein groans.'']
 * Caninestein: What have I done? Robotnik must be stopped!

[''Caninestein runs away. The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place on the beach. Sonic, who is dressed in a bathing suit and sunglasses, is relaxing in a beach chair, holding a beverage cup in his left hand. Tails flies down to him, holding a surfboard in both his hands.'']
 * Tails: Come on, Sonic! The waves are awesome!
 * Sonic: Not now, Tails. Can't you see I'm soaking up some rays?

[Sonic lifts up his sunglasses with his left hand and looks down at his body.]
 * Sonic: You think I'm getting too blue?

[''Just then, a hedgehog resembling Breezie, but with grey fur and yellow hair, passes by, carrying a surfboard in her left arm. She blows a kiss at Sonic with her right hand.'']
 * Sonic: On second thought, the sun can wait!

[''Sonic tosses his sunglasses aside with his left hand and runs up to his surfboard, which he grabs with both his hands. Before he gets far, Caninestein walks up to him.'']
 * Caninestein: Excuse me, are you Sonic the Hedgehog? I'm Professor Caninestein, you know, "The Theory of Irrelativity", "E-Flat Equals MC Squared"?
 * Sonic: Get to the point, Professor, I've got waves to catch! Not to mention a cute little hedgehog in a polka-dot bikini!

[Sonic points his left thumb behind himself, then waves his left index finger at the viewers.]
 * Caninestein: You're the only one who can stop Robotnik!
 * Sonic: Everyone on Mobius knows that!
 * Caninestein: You don't understand; I built him a time machine! He's gone back in time to get ze Chaos Emeralds!

[Tails flies down to Caninestein.]
 * Tails: Chaos Emeralds? If Robotnik gets them, he'll be unstoppable!
 * Sonic: But what can I do about it? I don't have a time machine!

[As Caninestein talks to Sonic, he reaches into the collar of his shirt with his left hand.]
 * Caninestein: You don't need one.

[Caninestein pulls out a pair of Atomic Relativity Boots.]
 * Sonic: Hey, cool sneaks!
 * Caninestein: With these Atomic Relativity Boots, you'll be able to circle the planet at the speed of light, and enter the time warp!

[''Caninestein sets the Atomic Relativity Boots down. He pulls the lever on the left one with his left hand.'']
 * Caninestein: Now, push this lever forward, you travel into the future. Pull it back, and you go into the past!
 * Sonic: But how will I know where to find Robotnik?

[Caninestein reaches into the collar of his shirt with his right hand, and pulls out a card, which he hands to Sonic with his left hand.]
 * Caninestein: Here's the list of the points in time where he intends to get the Emeralds.
 * Sonic: I don't know...

[''Just then, the hedgehog resembling Breezie passes By Sonic, with a grey muscular hedgehog walking alongside her. Sonic looks over at this and frowns.'']
 * Sonic: On second thought, looks like I've got plenty of time on my hands!

[Sonic grabs an Atomic Relativity Boot in each hand, and grunts as he puts them on the correct feet.]
 * Sonic: Not to mention my feet!

[Sonic runs in place.]
 * Sonic: Nice bounce! Come on, Tails, it's time to travel! Up, over,

[Sonic grabs Tails' right wrist with his left hand and runs into the air.]
 * Sonic: And gone!

[''The camera cuts to t a view outside the planet Mobius as Sonic runs around it several times. Eventually, the planet flashes, and the camera cuts to a view inside the time warp as the clock hands move counter-clockwise. Sonic, who is no longer wearing his bathing suit, runs through the time warp, holding Tails by his right wrist with his left hand. Inside the same time warp, Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder are riding in their time machine.'']
 * Scratch: Approaching time-space coordinates in three seconds! Two, one!

[Scratch pulls the lever forward with his left hand.]
 * Grounder: Hang on, we're going down!

[''Scratch squawks as he, Robotnik, and Grounder fall. The screen transitions to a view of a seagull flying through the air in pirate times. The seagull lands on the edge of the crow's nest of Captain Blackbeard's pirate ship. Captain Blackbeard is behind the wheel of his pirate ship.'']
 * Blackbeard: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of...

[Before Blackbeard can finish, sparks of electricity emit from his beard.]
 * Blackbot: What in shark's breath?

[''Scratch and Robotnik scream as they, along with Grounder, fall into the water, which splashes Blackbeard. Under the water, Robotnik turns to face Scratch and grabs him with both his hands, while Grounder flinches.'']
 * Robotnik: Get me on the deck of that ship, you chicken of the sea!
 * Scratch: Yes, your sogginess!

[''Scratch pulls the lever forward with his left hand. The time machine disappears, much to the bewilderment of a passing fish, with clouds resembling exclamation points emitting from him. He turns to face the viewers and shrugs his fins, with clouds resembling question marks emitting from him. The time machine reappears on the deck of Blackbeard's ship, and Robotnik now has an octopus on his face, and he grunts as he removes it with his left hand. The octopus lands on Scratch's face.'']
 * Grounder: Oh, allow me.

[''As Grounder picks up Robotnik by his armpits with both his drills, Scratch grabs the octopus with his right hand and tosses it aside. The Octopus lands back in the water with a splash. Robotnik walks out of the time machine and screams as he lands with a thud. Grounder then falls out of the time machine.'']
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[''Grounder lands with a thud and grunts. He lands atop Robotnik.'']
 * Grounder: Sorry, your klutziness.

[''Robotnik tries to get back up, and Grounder falls over and lands with a thud. Blackbeard walks up to them.'']
 * Blackbeard: No one steps foot on Blackbeard's ship uninvited,

[Blackbeard pulls his sword out of his holster with his right hand.]
 * Blackbeard: And stays in one piece!

[Robotnik grabs Grounder by his shoulders with both his hands and pushes him towards Blackbeard.]
 * Robotnik: Grounder, show this ignorant pirate who's boss!

[Grounder smiles nervously as he salutes Robotnik with his right drill.]
 * Grounder: Aye-aye, sir!
 * 'Grounder turns his right drill into a sword, then rolls up to Blackbeard.]
 * Grounder: En guarde!

[''Blackbeard slashes his sword at Grounder. Grounder looks down at his body.'']
 * Grounder: Ha! Never touched me!

[A piece of Grounder's nose falls off.]
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[Grounder falls to pieces, and his head lands on the deck of the ship.]
 * Grounder: Okay, so you nicked me.

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Blackbeard.]
 * Robotnik: Scratch, take care of him!

[Scratch jumps out of the time machine and lands near Blackbot in a kung fu-esque pose.]
 * Scratch: Give up, you scoundrel! I'm a blackbelt!

[Scratch squawks angrily at Blackbeard.]
 * Blackbeard: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a blackbeard!

[''Blackbeard pulls out a pair of nunchucks in each hand, and Scratch screams as he stares in shock. He then tries to run away as Blackbeard whips him with the nunchucks. Scratch, who is now shaped into a ball, groans as one of the nunchucks lands near him. Blackbot then points his right index finger at Robotnik.'']
 * Blackbot: And how are you going to try to stop me, you scurvy blob of whale fat?
 * Robotnik: Actually, what I had in mind was,

[Robotnik pulls out his Robot-Transmogrifier Ray with his right hand and points it at Blackbeard.]
 * Robotnik: Blasting you with my Robot-Transmogrifier Ray!

[''Robotnik fires his Robot-Transmogrifier Ray at Blackbeard, turning him into Black Bot. He then walks up to Black Bot and puts his left hand on his left shoulder.'']
 * Robotnik: Now I'm in command! Isn't that right, Black Bot the Pirate?
 * Black Bot: Aye aye, Captain Robotnik!
 * Robotnik: Good! I understand you have a treasure map showing the location of a certain large Emerald!

[''Black Bot nods his head, "Yes". Robotnik then holds out his right arm.'']
 * Robotnik: Show me!

[''Black Bot walks away, and Robotnik follows behind him. Robotnik then slips on a puddle of water and groans as he falls over. Black Bot walks into his cabin, and Robotnik runs behind him. Black Bot then picks up a tiny treasure chest with both his hands. It opens, revealing a treasure map inside, which Robotnik takes with his left hand as the camera zooms in on him.'']
 * Robotnik: There it is!

[''Robotnik unfolds the map with his right hand. The camera zooms in on the X.'']
 * Robotnik: The location of the Chaos Emerald of Invisibility!

[Back in the time warp, Sonic is still running while holding Tails' right wrist ith his left hand.]
 * Sonic:' Hang on, Tails, Time to hit the warp brakes!

[''Sonic screeches to a halt. He and Tails fall as the screen transitions to a view of Black Bot's pirate ship. Robotnik is now dressed like a pirate captain, Scratch is dressed in a pirate hat, and Grounder is dressed in a bandana. As Black Bot is behind the wheel of his ship, Robotnik pulls out a sword with his left hand and points it as Scratch walks up the stairs.'']
 * Robotnik: Head due east till' we get to Shark Island!
 * Black Bot: Aye, Captain!

[''The sound of Sonic running can be heard, and Robotnik stares in shock as Sonic runs through the sail, knocking it down, and causing it to cover Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, and Black Bot. Scratch gets up from under the sail, and Robotnik crawls out from underneath.'']
 * Robotnik: What was that?
 * Scratch: A fighter jet?

[Scratch pulls the sail off Black Bot with both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: There's no jets in the days of pirates, you idiot!

[Scratch backs up nervously, and trips over Grounder, who is covered up by the sail.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!

[Grounder gets back up from under the sail and lifts the Sonic-shaped hole in it with his left drill.]
 * Grounder: Uh-oh! I think I know who it was!
 * Robotnik: Who?

[Grounder grabs the rope that lifts the sail with both his hands, and he pulls on it, lifting up the sail, and revealing Sonic and Tails-shaped holes in it.]
 * Robotnik: No! It can't be!

[Robotnik jumps up and down furiously.]
 * Robotnik: Sonic won't be born for another 300 years!

[Sonic and Tails are now standing atop the ship's mast, and Sonic is leaning against it by his left arm.]
 * Sonic: That gives you plenty of time to get me a birthday present!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: Blast that blue beast to the bottom of the sea!
 * Grounder: With pleasure!

[''Scratch and Grounder run towards a cannon. Grounder then puts a cannonball in it with both his hands.'']
 * Scratch: Ready!

[Grounder aims the cannon at Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Aim!

[Scratch then pulls out a match with his left hand and lights the cannon's fuse with it.]
 * Scratch: Fire!

[''Grounder covers his ears with both his hands as the cannon fires. He and Scratch then hold each other.'']
 * Sonic: Hit the deck, Tails!

[''Tails grabs Sonic's right wrist with his left hand and flies into the air. The cannonball hits the top of the mast, causing it to fall over. Robotnik stares in shock and screams, then groans in pain as the mast hammers him into the deck, with Sonic leaned against a stack of barrels and watching behind him. The camera zooms in on Sonic. Scratch then squawks and points his right index finger at Sonic.'']
 * Grounder: There he is!

[''Grounder aims the cannon at Sonic. Scratch then pulls out another match with his left hand and lights the cannon with it.'']
 * Scratch: Fire!

[''The cannon fires a cannonball at Sonic, and pushes Scratch and Grounder away. Sonic is now standing atop the barrels as he combs his quills with a comb he is holding in his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: Waiting for cannonballs is so boring!

[Sonic runs away, causing the cannonball to hit the barrels, causing them to roll towards Robotnik, who stares in shock at them.]
 * Robotnik: Oh no!

[''Robotnik groans in pain as the barrels bounce off his head. Scratch and Grounder then look around.'']
 * Scratch: Where'd he go?

[Sonic opens the cellar door with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Here I am!

[''Sonic closes the cellar door. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock, and the former jumps atop the latter.'']
 * Grounder: Whoa!
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!

[''Grounder aims the cannon at the cellar door. Scratch pulls out a match with his right hand and lights the cannon's fuse with it.'']
 * Scratch: Fire!

[''The cannon fires at the cellar door, breaking a hole in it and the port side of the ship, and causing clouds of smoke to emit from them. Robotnik angrily runs up to them.'']
 * Robotnik: You fools! Sink Sonic, not our ship!

[Sonic runs up behind Robotnik and waves his right hand at Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Sonic: Yeah, here I am, sink me if you can!

[Scratch and Grounder aim the cannon at Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Ready!

[Scratch pulls out a match with his right hand and lights it.]
 * Scratch: Aim!

[''Robotnik stares in shock and screams as Sonic runs away. He then holds out both his hands like stop signs at Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Robotnik: Don't!

[Scratch lights the cannon's fuse.]
 * Scratch: Fire!

[Robotnik tries to run away, but only runs in place.]
 * Robotnik: No!

[''The cannonball lands behind Robotnik and blows a hole in the ship, emitting a cloud of smoke and launching Robotnik into the air. Robotnik groans as he flies through the sail, ripping a Robotnik-shaped hole in it. Robotnik then lands on the steering wheel and gets spun around by it.'']
 * Robotnik: Whoa!

[''The ship's wheel launches Robotnik in the air, and Robotnik groans as he lands with a thud, and the spokes of the wheel hit his face. Scratch and Grounder look around, and unknown to the latter, Tails sneaks up behind him.'']
 * Grounder: Sonic has got to be around here somewhere!

[''Tails pulls out a set of cardboard quills that have glue on the bottom with his left hand, and puts them on the back of Grounder's head. He is also holding a bucket of blue paint in his right hand and pulls the brush out of it with his left, whic h he uses to paint Grounder blue with. He then pushes Grounder forward with both his hands.'']
 * Grounder: Huh?

[''Tails flies away as Grounder looks around. Tails flies up to Scratch and points his right index finger at Grounder.'']
 * Tails: There's Sonic! Get him!

[''Scratch looks over at the blue cardboard quills on Grounder. He aims the cannon at him, then pulls out a match with his right hand, which he lights the cannon's fuse with. He then plugs his ears with his index fingers as the cannon fires a cannonball at Grounder. Grounder's head lands near Scratch.'']
 * Scratch: Whoo-hoo-hoo! I got him! I got him!

[Scratch picks up Grounder's head with both his hands and runs toward Robotnik with it.]
 * Scratch: Dr. Robotnik, look! I got Sonic! Bwahaha!

[Robotnik growls as Grounder's head emits electric sparks and flames.]
 * Grounder: I'm sorry. You have reached a disconnected robot head. Please hang up and dial again.

[''Robotnik growls as he swats Grounder's head with his right hand. He then groans as he pulls his right hand down his face.'']
 * Robotnik: I'm surrounded by defective circuitry!

[''Sonic chuckles as he stands atop the mast and the camera zooms out on him. He points his right index finger at Robotnik.'']
 * Sonic: You tell him, Robotnik! The least they could do is give me a challenge!

[''Black Bot walks up to Sonic. He swats his sword at him, but Sonic dodges.'']
 * Black Bot: I'll give you one, you blue bilge rat!

[Sonic backs up, but loses his balance over the edge of the mast.]
 * Sonic: Whoa-oa!

[Tails stares in shock.]
 * Tails: Sonic, watch out!

[Black Bot pokes his sword at Sonic's stomach, and Sonic grins nervously.]
 * Black Bot: Any last words, Hedgehog?
 * Sonic: Now that you mention it, I do!

[Sonic hits the mast with his right foot, causing it to shake.]
 * Sonic [singing]: Rock-a-bye, Black Bot, on the mast top!

[Sonic jumps into the air, and lands on the other side of Black Bot.]
 * Sonic [singing]: When Sonic spins, get ready to flop!

[Sonic cuts through the mast, and Black Bot stares in shock at him.]
 * Sonic [singing]: When the mast breaks, the pirate will fall, and down will come Black Bot,

[''Black Bot falls through the deck of the ship, leaving a Black Bot-shaped hole in it. Tails runs up to the hole.'']
 * Sonic [singing]: Peg leg and all!
 * Tails: Cool move, Sonic!

[''The camera moves behind Tails as Black Bot breaks another hole in the ships deck. He is holding a rope in his left hand as he grabs Tails with his right.'']
 * Tails: Hey!

[''Black Bot walks away. In the next scene, Tails is tied up in the rope and backs onto the plank as Black Bot points his sword at him.'']
 * Black Bot: Start walking, lad!
 * Tails: Sonic!

[Sonic looks down at Tails.]
 * Sonic: I'm coming, bro!

[''Sonic jumps into the water. Tails then walks off the plank and falls.'']
 * Tails: Help!

[''Tails falls in the water. He gasps for air as he pokes his head out. A blue fin circles counter-clockwise around him, and Tails keeps his eyes on it.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, where are you?

[Sonic pokes his head out of the water, revealing his top quill to have looked like a shark's fin.]
 * Sonic: Right here, Tails!

[Black Bot walks up to Robotnik, who looks down at Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: My Robot-Transmogrifier Ray will take care of you!

[''Robotnik pulls out his Robot-Transmogrifier Ray with his right hand. He aims it at Sonic, and Sonic and Tails both gasp as they duck into the water. The beam misses them. They then poke their heads out of the water.'']
 * Sonic: Boy, is he a bad shot!

[The camera zooms out on Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: That's what you think!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly as a loud rumbling sound can be heard. A robot whale swims out of the water, and Sonic and Tails stare in shock at it.'']
 * Sonic and Tails: Whoa!

[''Sonic and Tails try to swim away, but they scream as the robot whale closes its mouth over them, swallows them, and dives back into the water. The screen fades to black.'']