Og Man Out/Transcript

This is the transcript from the Sonic Boom episode, "Og Man Out".

[Scene: Seaside Island, Sunrise]
 * [Drill Bot is drilling a hole in the ground with Eggman watching. Orobt and Cubot are also digging holes with their spades.]
 * Dr. Eggman: We've been digging all day! It's not fair! Ancient Mech suits seem to be spread all over the island like easter eggs. But I can't even find one.
 * Orbot: Perhaps you should just build one yourself?
 * Dr. Eggman: But then I'm building instead of you digging. Now dig, you dig.
 * Sonic: Eggman!
 * [Team Sonic confront Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: I'm not bothering anybody I'm just digging.
 * Sonic: Looks pretty harmless.
 * Dr. Eggman: Harmless? I'm the world's greatest supervillain! Robots, show them how harmless we are.
 * [Two Mantis Bots pick up some sunflowers and show them to Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Brainless robots don't understand my gopher red-mante. I meant attack!
 * [Eggman's Badniks approach Team Sonic. Team Sonic prepare their weapons and fight off the Badniks. Sticks charges and slides under a Scorpion Bot. As soon as it turns around, Sticks destroys it with her bat. Sonic tries a jumping spin attack on a Beetle Bot, but its shield blocks it. As soon as it lands, Knuckles punches it away. A Mantis Bot prepares to attack Amy but she swings it away with her hammer. Tails presses a button on his belt that unleashes an Enerbeam. He flings it around two Scorpion Bots and tugs it, trapping them together just before they shoot flamethrowers at him. The flamethrowers misdirect and destroy more badniks. Eggman grunts in anger.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Robot, [Points his finger at Sonic] finish them.
 * [Drill Bot confronts Sonic. Sonic gasps at the size of it. He notices a foot coming down towards him and dashes to dodge it. Sonic does a jumping spin attack that detaches the robot's drill arm. The drill creates a deep hole in the ground.]
 * Cubot: Looks like he's been "disarmed"! Haha.
 * Dr. Eggman: First thing I'm doing when we get home is installing new buttons.
 * [Eggman retreats to Eggman's Lair. Team Sonic celebrate and walk home. Meanwhile, A green gas plumes out of the hole. A Froglodyte's hand is seen, and two glowing eyes appear.]

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, Day]
 * [Dave the Intern walks in behind the counter but discovers to his horror that it has been ransacked for food.]
 * Dave: Sweet sasha sauce we've been ransacked!
 * Sonic: Whoa, what happened here? Looks like a wild animal got in.
 * Dave: Ah. We run test animals won't eat this stuff.
 * [Amy and Knuckles spot footprints on the ground.]
 * Amy: Look at this. It's some kind of footprint.
 * [Sticks crawls on the ground and follows the footprints. The rest of Team Sonic follow her. They lead up to Male Fennec, looking cross and putting hands on his hips.]
 * Male Fennec: Thank goodness you're here. Six hours too late.
 * Tails: Well we're here, now. So, would they take?
 * Male Fennec: Not much. Just a couple of bandages, and my faith in humanity.
 * Sonic: No harm, no foul. Onward.
 * [Team Sonic continue to follow the footprints.]

[Scene Change: Amy's House, day]
 * [The trail of footprints continue to Amy's house.]
 * Tails: Pretty impressive, Sticks. You were able to follow the scent all the way here.
 * Sticks: Nah. I followed the footprints. This sniffing thing is just for effect.
 * [Knuckles opens the door to the house. Tails picks up a crumpled piece of paper off the floor.]
 * Tails: Whoever the culprit was, they sure like Meh Burgers.
 * Knuckles: Truly. An evil [Frowning] not of this world.
 * [Knuckles and Tails frown at each other. Amy looks around her home.]
 * Amy: Well at least everything looks to be in order.
 * [Amy sits on the couch but touches Og's slime, jumping back off.]
 * Amy: Argh! My couch is in slime!
 * [Sticks sniffs the floor and then the slime on the couch. ]
 * Sticks: Looks like a mystery robber snuck in here and knocked on Amy's pills while she was away.
 * [A flushing noise is heard. Amy panics while Sonic pulls the curtain half open, revealing Og.]
 * Og: Whoa. Hey, ever heard knocking?
 * Sonic: Oh, oops sorry. [Closes the curtain but changes his mind] Hey wait a minute!
 * Sticks: It's a Froglodyte!
 * Og: [Panicking] Froglodyte where?! [Calming down] Oh, you mean me. I'm not like those other guys, My name's Og. I come in peace, and stuff.
 * Sonic: Yeah, and you'll be leaving in pieces! [Quieter] That sounds pretty harsh when I'm not talking to a robot.
 * Amy: What are you doing here?
 * Og: Let me tell you my story. Gather round the campfire.
 * [Amy notices a fire has been started in the middle of her living room.]
 * Amy: You started a fire in my living room?
 * Og: Ssh... [As narrator] The Froglodytes were all conformists. Man. I don't know why but I just never fit in.
 * Og: [In flashback] Does anyone really think that this giant frog sculpture cares if we kneel? I'm just sayin'..."
 * Sergeant: What is your major malfunction, tadpole? Get out there and fight!
 * Og: I'm sensing a lot of negative energy from you, man. Have you ever considered that maybe violence isn't the answer?
 * [Sergeant sticks his tongue out at Og and flings him to a crate containing arrows.]
 * Og: [As narrator] We all have to eat the same mystery slob.
 * Og: [In flashback] Is there a vegan option?
 * [The flashback pauses]
 * Sonic: Wait, you're a vegan? Then where'd you get all those Meh Burgers?
 * Og: Oh man there's no meeting those things. Just shredded newspaper and library paste.
 * [The flashback resumes]
 * Og: I was miserable man until a miracle came from above. So I escaped to the surface.
 * Sticks: You poor thing. I know just what it's like to be surrounded by spineless conformists all the time.
 * Amy: [Angrily] Just because you've had a difficult childhood doesn't give you an excuse to go breaking into places like Meh Burger.
 * Og: Oh, I'm sorry man. No harm intended. I was starving.
 * Tails: [Angrily] That doesn't explain why you broke into that shop.
 * Og: I cut myself on one of those Meh Meal toys. Those things are dangerous man. So I had to snag a bandage, then I got tied and needed a place to crash man.
 * Amy: Well, you can't stay here. It's gonna take me weeks to clean up all this slime.
 * Sticks: You can stay at my bar. I got a whole room dedicated to slime.
 * Sonic: No way! Who's this? Isn't he not just gonna open up the door to the froglodyte cave and let all his buddies out. Nah. You're coming with me, "man" so I can keep an eye on you.

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack, Night]
 * [Sonic and Og walk to his shack.]
 * Sonic: I'm beat. I'm gonna catch some Z's.
 * [Sonic falls asleep on the hammock. However, Og wakes him up by playing the bagpipes.]
 * Sonic: You think you can do that some other time?
 * Og: Oh sure thing, sure thing. [Singing] All toads take the high road. All toads take the high road. All toads take the high road.
 * Sonic: Do you mind?!
 * Og: Oh right. Sorry.
 * [Og conutinues to make noises in front of Sonic. Sonic shows evil sclera and has had enough.]

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, night]
 * [Sonic moves Og to Tails' workshop]
 * Sonic: [Low voice] Sorry, this is your problem now.
 * [Sonic slams the door, leaving Og and Tails inside his workshop.]
 * Tails: Let me show you around my workshop. This is my Auto-adjuster 3000! [Presses a button]
 * Og: Don't you just adjust things manually?
 * Tails: Uh... I guess so, but take a look at this!
 * [He bends down and picks up a gun]
 * Og: I'm telling you that's just gonna destroy us all. Just look at the Ancients. The Froglodyte caves are littered with their "techno-trash". Mech suits everywhere man.
 * [Tails grunts in anger. He picks up a can-opener. Og tuts and shakes his head at Tails.]
 * Tails: What?! It's just a can opener! It's perfectly safe!
 * [Tails presses a button activating the can opener. The machine shakes and the lid of the can flies across the room and almost hits Tails' head. He ducks to avoid it. The lid sticks onto the wall of his workshop.]
 * Og: The machines are turning against us, man.

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, day]
 * [On the beach, Knuckles is punching a palmtree while Tails pushes Og over to him.]
 * Tails: [Low voice] Good luck.
 * [Knuckles continues to punch the tree.]
 * Og: Does that tree like owe you money or something?
 * Knuckles: Well, not this one. I'm just trying to get one of those wily coconuts. You're a lot smarter than they look.
 * Og: No need to be so aggressive. Mother Nature's got a way, man. Be patient, and she'll provide you with what you need.
 * [Knuckles frowns at Og then stares up at the palm tree. All the coconuts are still hanging up there. Og lies down. Knuckles waits by the tree for a whole day but still nothing happens.]
 * Knuckles: [Screams in anger] I'm wasting the whole day out here thanks to you. Come on!
 * [Knuckles drags Og across the sand. Suddenly several coconuts fall off the tree]

[Scene Change: Sticks' Burrow, Day]
 * [Knuckles throws Og to Sticks' Burrow and angrily slams the door. Sticks pulls Og up.]
 * Og: Your friends are too caught up in their rules and their systems, man.
 * Sticks: Tell me about it.
 * [Froglodyte Drill Sergeant angrily bangs the door.]
 * Sergeant: Og! Open this door you worthless little pollywog!
 * [Two other Froglodytes barge the door open. They all run and discover a drill.]
 * Sergeant: Assemble the horde.

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day]
 * [A rumble is heard and a drill comes out. Sergeant and the Froglodytes invade the area.]
 * Sergeant: Loot their valuables! Flip their tables! Riffle through their sock drawers!
 * [Lady Goat screams and runs away, dropping her shopping. The Froglodytes investigate her shopping. Amy notices this and immediately contacts Sonic on her wrist controller.]
 * Amy: Sonic! The Froglodytes have invaded the building! How could you let Og do this?!
 * Sonic: Me?! I dropped him off with Tails!
 * Tails: Not my belt. Knuckles had him last.
 * Knuckles: Nuh-uh. I sent him to Sticks's place!
 * Amy, Sonic and Tails: You did what?!
 * Knuckles: [Nervous] Oh, um... You dialled the wrong number?
 * [Sonic dashes off to Sticks' burrow]

[Scene Change: Sticks' Burrow, day]
 * [Sonic forcefully opens the door.]
 * Sonic: [Angrily] Those cave toads invaded the village! Og was a froglodyte spy all along! He must've opened the door to their cave!
 * [Sonic rushes over to the next door and discovers something.]
 * Sonic: Aha! What?
 * [He notices the next door has been blocked by a piece of furniture. He scratches his head and runs back.]
 * Sonic: Which is why it's still closed and blocked off?
 * Sticks: Crazy based allegations of my doing.

[Scene Change: Village Center, day]
 * [Villagers continue screaming across the village after being chased by Froglodytes. Mayor Fink is chased by three of them. One froglodyte destroys the Ice Cream Vendor's stand, leaving him upset.]
 * Vendor: [Sobbing] Why?
 * [Amy tries to swing two Froglodytes with her hammer but misses both, spinning herself away. Tails deploys a net from his Tailsmobile, trapping three Froglodytes to a wall. However, they fall through the net, releasing themselves and leaving Tails disappointed. Knuckles throws a Froglodyte.]
 * Knuckles: Anyone else want a piece?
 * [Suddenly, four Froglodytes ambush him, followed by two more.]
 * Knuckles: Argh! I said anyone!
 * [Sonic and Sticks are surrounded by multiple Froglodytes.]
 * Sticks: There's so many of them!
 * [Og jumps down in between them, halting all the Froglodytes.]
 * Og: Dude. You're giving froglodytes a bad name. Well, worse name than froglodytes.
 * [Sonic and Sticks run off and the Froglodytes surround Og. Og fights off all of them, picks up a brush and defends himself against two more froglodytes holding arrows. He loses his brush but quickly rolls to retrieve it. He kicks the brush and takes down the two enemies. He jumps next to a ladder. As another enemy approaches him, Og whacks him with the ladder, along with two more froglodytes. He throws the ladder and knocks out a line of enemies. He spin dashes the next two froglodytes and confronts the Froglodyte Drill Sergeant.]
 * Sergeant: You've gotten on my last nerve, tadpole!
 * [Sergeant uses his tongue to attack but Og holds it, and tugs it towards him. He punches Sergeant up in the air, landing him on a heap of Froglodytes, knocking them all out. Og and Team Sonic taunt at their enemies.]
 * Sergeant: Oh boy! We're doomed!
 * [All the froglodytes retreat through the hole back to the caves. Team Sonic and Og watch them, and then stand back as Knuckles drops a giant rock, blocking the hole.]

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, Day]
 * Sonic: You know, Og. You really saved our butts today. Sorry I was such a buzzkill earlier.
 * Amy: But I thought you said you weren't a fighter.
 * Og: Hey, I don't like fighting, but I'll do it for a righteous cause, and you are all pretty righteous!
 * Tails: So, does that mean you're staying?
 * Og: Yeah, but I think I'm gonna get my own pad. These guys can be a bit much in large doses.
 * Sticks: Nah. You get used to 'em.