User blog comment:Admiral Leviathan/Happy Wikiversary?/@comment-24463386-20110222002704/@comment-11644326-20110222024254

Good for you. There's nothing but suburbs for miles until you hit an abandoned factory or a burning field. "Come visit scenic Ft. Worth! Don't forget to visit the stockyards too!" Scenic my a-

When we moved into my new house, I was shocked that the tap water didn't taste like it was infused with motor oil, and that there was actually the ocean that I could access from just walking a couple of yards. To get to the beach in Texas we had to drive five hours, then get a room at a hotel and spend pointless time staking out a spot.

Also my yard has trees. Trees.

http://www.planetware.com/i/photo/sequoia-and-kings-canyon-national-parks-california-caseq.jpg

HOLY S*** NATURE!!