User blog:The Chosen One Of Fire/User Name puns

The title is self explanatory, but before i start, let me note: you are not allowed to kill me. If your userpun offends you, just post below and give me a better one. Also, try to guess them before checking the link. So here they are:


 * Guy who's name I can never spell
 * Every kiss begins with K
 * Sonicreallysux14
 * Okay it's hard to to come up with a pun fo9r this guy