How to Succeed in Evil Without Really Trying/Transcript

This is a transcript on the Sonic Boom episode "How to Succeed in Evil Without Really Trying".

[Scene: The forest]


 * [Sticks is seen trying to pick berries.]


 * Sticks: No one at the Pie Festival will guess that beige berries are my secret ingredient! Unless, one of these trees a spy in disguise! [Staring at a tree.] I'm on to you tree! You'll never get the recipe! NEVER!!!


 * Tails: [Arrives in a hover car.] Hey Sticks! How's tricks? I see you're making beige berry pie.


 * Sticks: [Looks surprised and talks to her berries.] I don't know what he's talking about! I'm taking you to live on a farm! [Turns her attention back to Tails.] Now, if you will excuse me, I have a few trees left to pick. [Leaves.]


 * Tails: Looks like you could use some help. Be right back! [Leaves.]

[Scene change: Tails' shack.]


 * Tails: [Singing as he is constructing something.] Grab-claws connected to the trap-jaw! Trap-jaws connect to the scoop-maw! Scoop-maws connected to the positively-charged resistor-cuffing ion-matrix! [Stops singing and tries to turn it on.] Oops, needs voltage. Lot of trees means lot of "v's"! [Walks over to some matrixes.] Nope. Nope. Nope.


 * [Tails looks out of the window and watches Sonic playing volleyball with himself.]


 * Tails: Yep!


 * [Sonic is inside on an excercise machine attached to Tails' invention.]


 * Sonic: You sure about this Tails? You know how Sticks is about machines.


 * Tails: But this thing runs on natural energy: yours! It's better than going green, it's going blue!


 * Sonic: Say when!


 * [Sonic adds more speed to the machine but it results in an explosion that leaves Tails charred and dazed.]


 * Tails: When...

[Scene change:  The forest.]


 * [Sticks is picking berries until Tails' robot appears and the shaking causes Stick to fall off of her ladder. Sticks jumps over the robot as Tails is controlling it but the robot starts to mow down trees.]


 * Tails: Well, my work here is done...


 * [Tails tries to get away but Sticks stops him.]


 * Sticks: Your machine destroyed the ochard!


 * Tails: Could be worse! At least you still have the berries.


 * [The robot crushes up the berries and Sticks looks at Tails angrily. Sonic, Amy, and Knuckles arrive.]


 * Amy: What happened here?


 * Sonic: Looks like Tails got himself into a "jam"! Hah! Get it? [Raises his hand.]


 * Knuckles: Not at all! [Hi-fives Sonic.] But I never leave a hog hanging!