Return of the Buddy Buddy Temple of Doom/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Lair On Lockdown".

[Scene: Village Center, day.]

[''The scene begins with Sonic battling Charlie's Mech suit. The Mech charges and throws a right arm. Sonic dodges and spin dashes around the Mech, making it fall and leaving Charlie dizzy.'']


 * Dr. Eggman: They call Sonic a hero because he can beat that guy? I could beat that nitwit with just one third of my robot army, but would anybody call me a hero. No... What I need is my own mech suit to show these puffins how fragile their meaningless existence is.
 * Sonic: Dude, dark.
 * Dr. Eggman: Oh sorry. Haven't had my morning coffee yet. I always get so cranky cranky.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair] [Eggman designs blueprints for his Mech, and eventually finishes off his robot, MeBot, displaying it to Orbot and Cubot.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Look at this thing. Deflector shields, tractor beams, lasers, power windows. This is my ninth symphony.
 * [Eggman presses a button on MeBot. MeBot performs a strength pose but runs out of power, reverting to its normal stance to his dismay.]
 * Dr. Eggman: No batteries? I just charged the thing! I guess all these features are using too much juice. I bet those power windows put me over the top.
 * Orbot: May I suggest you simply remove some features?
 * Dr. Eggman: May I suggest you simply remove your head? [Starts to cry]

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day] [''A depressed Eggman sits on a chair in Meh Burger. Sonic, Tails and Amy are having lunch.'']
 * Amy: Eggman seems despondent.
 * Sonic: Probably has jury duty or something.
 * Amy: Well, I'm gonna go talk to him. [Walks off]
 * Tails: Our dynamic with Eggman is very confusing.
 * Sonic: Really? This is the first I know how grown men and tween animal people always interact.
 * Amy: What's wrong, Eggman?
 * Dr. Eggman: Oh the usual. Built the best mech suit literally ever and can't find an awesome at a power source to handle it.
 * Amy: Wish I could help you, but since you're probably building this thing to destroy us I don't think helping is in my best interest. But maybe there's someone else you can talk to you.
 * Dr. Eggman: Oh, like I'm just gonna run it as someone who understands the ups and downs of mech suit ownership?
 * Amy: [sighs]

[''Meanwhile Charlie tries to eat a burger with its Mech. The claw squashes the burger, infuriating Charlie.''] Charlie: [whines] I'm just sick of Sonic winning all the time.
 * Dr. Eggman: Tell me about it. It's as if we're not allowed to win like there's a strict set of formulaic guidelines.

Charlie: [sighs] When my mech suit would beat him every time if I could just get to the Tummel Crystal.
 * Dr. Eggman: To the what?

Charlie: The legendary Tummel Crystal. That thing could power any mech suit. It's believed to be buried in the catacombs deep below the Buddy Buddy Temple, so, oh well.
 * Dr. Eggman: Too bad about that. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to get something other than the Tummel Crystal, like a, a potato or something. Don't follow me. Hee hee... [Runs off]

[Scene Change: Froglodyte Caves]
 * [A hole is drilled inside the cave by Drill Bot.]
 * Drill Bot: Warning. Magnetic pulsar AI. Malfunction imminent. Will I dream, Eggman?
 * [All the robots shut down. The Froglodytes emerge out of the cave. Eggman screams like Tarzan. The Froglodytes scream like Tarzan in response. Both parties scream in a call and response. The Froglodytes bow to Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: So perfect. Their nitwits.
 * Priest: Oh great cyborg centaur. Please, spare our wothless lives.
 * Dr. Eggman: All right, fine. I won't destroy you. But, you must swear eternal servitude to me.
 * Priest: Done and done. Now, ashis custom in our culture we will polish and shine your glorious metal bot.
 * Dr. Eggman: My metal bot is shiny already. What I really want is for you to help me find the legendary Tummel Crystal which is very deep within these cave walls.
 * Priest: Well, that sounds like a lot of work.
 * Dr. Eggman: I don't care how you get it done but

it's the only thing I want. Oh, and an awesome cape, and maybe a hat.
 * [The Froglodytes raise their arms and scream at Eggman, with Eggman returning the favor.]

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, day]
 * Amy: Sonic, just admit it. We're lost.
 * Sonic: Trust me. I know where to go.
 * Tails: Wait, this is Gogoba Village.
 * Sonic: OK maybe you shouldn't have trusted me. We better split before we get Gogoba into doing something annoying.
 * [They all look around Gogoba village]
 * Amy: It's kinda weird but the place looks empty.
 * Gogoba Chief: Except [Sonic, Tails and Amy jump] for me, but of course I don't count. Chopped liver is my middle name. I changed it but the county clerk was taken away by Froglodytes along with everyone else.
 * Amy: That's terrible.
 * Chief: Oh I'll be fine. And I'm sure my friends and relatives are thrilled to be captured and put to work in the mines. I'll just enjoy the quiet, while all that my civilization created is lost to time.
 * Sonic: [Fed up] Okay, we get it. We'll save them and bring them home. [To Amy quietly] Told ya.

[Scene Change: The Froglodyte Caves]
 * [The Gogobas are commanded by the Froglodytes to mine for the Tummel Crystal]
 * Gogoba 1: [Exhausted] The hammer is so heavy.
 * Taskmaster: That's why you're doing it and not me!
 * Gogoba 1: And the rocks are so hard to break.
 * Taskmaster: Of course they're hard to break! They're rocks!
 * Gogoba 2: Can I ask a question?
 * Taskmaster: Nooo!
 * Gogoba 2: How was I supposed to know?
 * Taskmaster: That's a question! You're the worst servants. Guards, seize them!
 * Froglodyte Guard: Both of them?
 * Taskmaster: Yes! Both of them!
 * Gogoba 2: I just wanted to know if we're supposed to fill our time cards?
 * Taskmaster: Time cards?! What port of eternal servitude don't you understand?!
 * [Eggman arrives in a cape and hat]
 * Dr. Eggman: So. How's that mining going?
 * Taskmaster: [Softer voice] These gogobas can't do anything.
 * Dr. Eggman: Well someone gonna dig up my Tummel Crystal and it's either gonna be them, or you.
 * Taskmaster: Very well, [Angry voice] Back to work!
 * Gogoba 1: Boron break?
 * Taskmaster: Break!

[Scene Change: Entrance to the Froglodyte caves, day.]
 * [Sonic, Tails and Amy are walking to the entrance to the caves. Sonic stops.]
 * Sonic: Well, we tried. Poor Gogobas
 * Amy: Come on. We have to save them.
 * Sonic: I know...

[''The trio walk quietly inside the cave and hide behind a rock. Sonic peeks to find out what is going on, and the trio emerge forward and engage in combat; Sonic spin dashing the first Froglodyte, Tails hanging the second Froglodyte's singlet up into the ceiling, and Amy chasing the third and attacking with her hammer. The Hammer misses the third but he gets dropped by a falling stalactite. The trio look down from a cliff.'']

[Scene Change: The Froglodyte Caves]
 * [Down from the cliff, Eggman is being fed. However a coconut hits his head]
 * Dr. Eggman: Ow! That was a great, big, coconut.
 * [The Priest raises his arms and screams at Eggman, with Eggman returning the call]
 * Priest: Great Lord Metal bot. The Tummel Crystal is within our reach.
 * Dr. Eggman: Once I have that my power will be limitless.
 * Sonic: Sounds like it's time for old Sonic to step in.
 * Tails: We should be fine, as long as there are no booby traps.
 * [Tails triggers a booby trap. The trio are caught in a net high up in the caves.]
 * Sonic: Good move, fox boy.
 * Dr. Eggman: Oh, Sonic the Hedgehog. Snooping as usual I see. Seize them!
 * [The Froglodytes release Team Sonic from the net but are attached to a chain. Being forced to work as slaves, Amy notices her hammer's been used by a Gogogba.]
 * Amy: Hey, be careful with that! It's not insured when someone else is using it.
 * [The Gogoba with Amy hammer discovers the Tummel Crystal and picks it up.]
 * Gogoba: Hey. I found the Tummel Crystal.
 * Dr. Eggman: Oh yeah. Crystal me baby!
 * [The Crystal is passed to Eggman, who laughs evilly]
 * Sonic: We gotta do something, like now.
 * Amy: If I can talk that gogoba into giving me back my hammer, I can bust us out of here. I just have to use a little reverse psychology.
 * Sonic: Great idea. I always wanted to do the opposite of what you tell me, but that might be more my problem than yours.
 * [ Sonic and Tails collide into each other as Amy walks over to the Gogoba.]
 * Amy: I can's believe how strong you are. I bet I couldn't even lift that hammer.
 * Gogoba: [Sighs] Nonsense. Women's equality and all that you go right ahead little lady.
 * [Amy grabs her hammer off the Gogoba and breaks the chain with it, releasing the trapped trio. Sonic spin jumps to Eggman's Eggmobile.]
 * Priest: Hey, you're not a magic father figure, you're just like us.
 * Dr. Eggman: Well time to cause mayhem.
 * [The ground shakes as MeBot emerges from the caves. Eggman jumps in and starts it up.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Hail to the king, baby!
 * [Sonic presses a button on his wrist controller, His mech suit breaks out of the rocks to join Sonic. Sonic jumps inside it.]
 * Sonic: We're popping with the flavor now!
 * [The Froglodytes and Gogobas scream and run away as the mechs prepare to battle. Sonic jumps on MeBot and punches it with his fists. MeBot throws Sonic off his shoulders. It sets its wings and flies up to the ceiling. Sonic does the same, but is caught off guard by a right hand, breaking a hole in the caves ceiling. They continue to fight mid air. MeBot puts the arms down on Sonic, sending him falling and crashing back to the ground. Sonic flies up but gets tagged from behind by MeBot's hand. Both robots break the rocks and continue their battle out in the open. MeBot unleashes some circular saws. Sonic spins to dodge it. He goes on the attack with a tackle on MeBot's shoulders, but MeBot's laser sends him flying back, damaging him.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Fire missiles.
 * [MeBot fires missiles at Sonic. He dodges them as the missiles explode in the distance]
 * Dr. Eggman: Engage tractor beam.
 * [The beam directly hits Sonic and pulls him in.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Goodbye, Sonic.
 * [With Sonic close by MeBot fires missiles, but Sonic grabs hold of MeBot's shoulders, letting the missiles explode and send both robots flying in opposite directions.]
 * Dr. Eggman: No!
 * [With MeBot starting to catch smoke Sonic jumps up to him.]
 * Dr. Eggman: I guess we're all going down together in a blaze of glory. Where's that self-destruct button?
 * [Eggman presses a button believed to be the self-destruct button. It opens his window instead.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Yep. Power windows were a mistake.
 * [Sonic takes full advantage by grabbing the Tummel Crystal. The Froglodytes bow to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Ugh... Stop bowing. Don't you see?! [Softly] Look how easily this man tricked you into doing his bidding. You need to think critically for yourselves and not waste your lives bowing to false kings.
 * Priest: He's right. Bow to him.
 * [The Froglodyes bow to Sonic again. Sonic sighs.]

[Scene Change: Gogoba Village]
 * [Team Sonic walk up to the sitting Gogoba Chief. The Chief stands up and they bow at each other. All the other Gogobas return and cheer at Team Sonic.]
 * Tails: Wait! We forgot to end on a joke.
 * [Cream pies suddenly fall on his head. After a brief pause, everyone else laughs as the screen fades to black.]