User blog comment:MassiveSodaDuck/Who is better/@comment-4561620-20120426220836/@comment-75.28.49.237-20120426224107

It was a dark and stormy night. As Stella sipped her 82 smoothies, she (this is hypothetical) noticed a car that had a red paintjob. Hoping to hotwire it, she picked up her smoothies, placing the stack in her olive purse of luxury. Realizing that she would have to get her keys, she took them back out, only to find that she had no keys.