Super Sonic (episode)/Transcript

[Opening scene: Water Wheel, somewhere in the Great Forest]


 * Bunnie: Here y'all go, Rotor. *puts down a toolbox*


 * Rotor: Thanks, Bunnie.


 * Bunnie: Welcome, Ah'm sure. *notices her frizzy ears & screams* Ah'm a walkin' disaster! Y'all wanna hurry up here, Rotor? All this dampness is frizzin' my ears.


 * Sally: *walks into scene carrying a BIG wrench* This is the biggest wrench I could find, Rotor.


 * Rotor: You know, if we use a bigger gear -here- we could double the power output.


 * Sally: I bet you're right. *gets Nicole* Nicole, search data bank for entry "water wheel".


 * Nicole: One entry qualifies, Sally. *shows a rose*


 * Sally: Wha? Nicole, a water wheel.


 * Nicole: One entry qualifies. *shows a chili dog*


 * Sally: Oh, no; I was afraid of this.


 * Sonic: *speeds into scene* Somebody's got that old chili dog feelin' again!


 * Sally: No, Sonic. Nicole is malfunctioning.


 * Sonic: A chili dog is NO malfunction, Sal.


 * Sally: Nicole, run diagnostic level 4B.


 * Nicole: Running...submicroprocessor chip 16 has a fatal error.


 * Sonic: Is that bad?


 * Sally: *exasperated growl*

[Scene change: Robotropolis street]


 * Sonic: It's cool. *jumps out of a manhole w/Sally*


 * Sally: Ready?


 * Sonic: Ready and steady.


 * Sally & Sonic: Let's do it to it!


 * Sonic: Yo, heavy metal heads! Wanna play tag? Yer it!


 * Sally: Now or never, Sally-girl...

(Inside the factory)


 * Sally: *grabs a chip* Yes! *is confronted by a Worker Bot & gasps* Oh, hi! I was just leaving...

(*Robot sounds an alarm*)


 * Sally: I hate when they do that!

[Scene change: Outside the factory]


 * Sonic: Come on, Sal; where ya at?

(*Bots come*)


 * Sonic: Don't they ever get tired? Whoa! Huh?

[Scene change: Sally is leaving the factory]


 * Sally: Forbidden Zone? *gasps as a SWATbot approaches*

[Scene change: Robotnik's Command Center]


 * Sally is seen on one of Dr. R's monitors*


 * Robotnik: Send more Hover units, Snivley.


 * Snively: Yes Sir, Doctor Robotnik.


 * Robotnik: I want the Princess.

(*A cloaked figure vaporizes the SWATbot*)


 * Robotnik: Who was that?


 * Snivley: I really don't know, Sir. I'll find out.

[Scene change: back to the streets of Robotropolis]


 * Sonic: You okay, Sal?


 * Sally: Yes. Let's get out of here.

[Scene change: Sometime later in Knothole]


 * Bunnie: What in Heaven's name do you suppose that cloaked thing was?


 * Sally: It was the Guardian.


 * Rotor: Who's the Guardian?


 * Sally: More like "what". According to legend, he watches over the resting place of Lazaar.


 * Sonic: What's Lazaar?


 * Sally: Not what; who.


 * Sonic: Who is what?

[Scene change: Back at Robotnik's Command Center]


 * Snivley: The evil wizard, Lazaar, has rested for centuries within the Forbidden Zone. Although many have attempted to recover his computer of magic spells, none have succeeded.


 * Robotnik: Hmmm. Go on.


 * Snivley: According to legend, Lazaar awaits someone vile enough to awaken him.


 * Robotnik: Vile?


 * Snivley: That would be you, Sir.

[Scene change: near a body of water in the Great Forest (Power Ring Lake?)]


 * Sally: Forget it, Sonic; it's too risky!


 * Sonic: C'mon, Sal! Lazaar's magic spells can really kick some Robuttnik tail!


 * Sally: But you might wake Lazaar!


 * Sonic: Moi? Faster than lightning, quieter than a mouse...I'm there and back before you know I'm even gone!


 * Sally: Will you be serious for a minute?


 * Sonic: Thirty seconds is my limit...


 * Sally: One day you'll learn that speed is no substitute for common sense.


 * Sonic: Time's up! Snooze, ya loose; gotta cruise!


 * Sally: Be careful, Sonic!


 * Sonic: It's magic time!


 * Sally: *exasperated sigh* Boys...

[Scene change: the edge of the Forbidden Zone]


 * Snivley: I've found him, Doctor Robotnik.


 * Robotnik: Then where is he?


 * Snivley: Well, he was right...


 * Guardian: (interrupting) Why have you summoned me?


 * Robotnik: A little business proposition, my dear Guardian; one you might find rewarding.


 * Guardian: I have no use for riches. *turns to walk away*


 * Robotnik: Well, another kind of deal then. I...I want the location of Lazar's lair. Name your price.


 * Guardian: You intend harm to my master?


 * Robotnik: Oh, you wound me, dear Guardian. I merely want to wake the grand wizard and honor his evilness. We have much in common.


 * Guardian: Yes. I can see that. *projects a holographic map* You must enter the Forbidden Zone. Go alone; for only your metallic heart is evil enough to withstand the dangers. You have been warned.

[Scene change: Outside Lazaar's lair]


 * Robotnik: Proceed.


 * SWATbot is crushed*


 * Robotnik: Hmm.

(Scene change: Sonic reaches Lazaar's Lair)


 * Sonic: That is one ugly condo! Juice and jam time!

(Later)


 * Sonic: Whoa! Whoa! Here's another nice mess! Which way? What's a hedgehog to do... Do I wanna get diced, charred, or crushed? Hmm....this is a tough one.

(*Guardian attacks*)


 * Sonic: Huh? Hey, watch it! Man! This guy has an attitude! Triple-S time!

(Scene change: Lazaar's Inner Sanctum)


 * Robotnik: Since you won't be needing this anymore... *grabs the spell computer* Sleep well, old boy.

[Scene change: back to Sonic]


 * Sonic: Woah! Piece of cake... (sarcastic) Nice bridge.

(Scene change: Back at the Water Wheel)


 * Rotor: Cool. Now tighten that screw, Bunnie.


 * Bunnie: Sally, screwdriver please.


 * Bunnie: *notices that Sally had passed a hammer* My, my, I do declare Sally-girl; your mind is anywhere but--!


 * Sally: Sorry. I'm worried about Sonic. If he wakes Lazaar...


 * Bunnie: Now don't worry yourself none. That little sugar-hog is too quick for some sleepy old wizard.


 * Sally: I hope you're right, Bunnie.

(Scene change: Back in Lazaar's Lair)


 * Sonic: Nothin's easy anymore. Barbequed hedgehog is not my idea of fun. Cruisin' and bruisin' time!

[Scene change: Robotnik's HQ]


 * Robotnik: Activate it, Snivley.


 * Snivley: Yes, Sir.


 * Spellbook: Enter command or "I" for spell index.


 * Robotnik: The index, Snvley; quickly.


 * Spellbook: Amulets, banishments, bones, cages, curses...


 * Robotnik: What a lovely variety.

[Scene change: Back in Lazaar's Inner Sanctum)]


 * Sonic: Huh?


 * Lazaar: Another thief it is! My computer he comes to steal.


 * Sonic: Who, me? No,no,no,no; I just took a wrong turn, so I'll be crusin'.


 * Lazaar: Fast not so, little thief!


 * Sonic: Hey! Let me outta here!

[Scene change: Back at Robotnik's HQ]


 * Spellbook: ...ravens, rings, submission, slavery, teleports...


 * Robotnik: Oh, that's it. Teleports. Exactly what I need.


 * Spellbook: Name target.


 * Robotnik: Sonic the Hedgehog.


 * Spellbook: Target out of range. Name target.


 * Robotnik: Princess Sally.


 * Spellbook: Confirm target.


 * Robotnik: Affirmative.


 * Sally: What happened? Where...?


 * Robotnik: Take her!


 * Sally: Robotnik...


 * Robotnik: Stop her!


 * Sally: Get out of my face, Cluck!


 * Robotnik: So nice of you to drop by, Princess.


 * Sally: How did you do this, Robotnik?


 * Robotnik: Oh, let's just say it's...it's magic.


 * Sally: You found Lazaar's computer, didn't you?


 * Robotnik: I cannot tell a lie, Princess. I did. (ordering a SWATbot) Secure her. A princess needs her lady-in-waiting wouldn't you say, Snivley?


 * Snivley: Oh, yes, Sir. Absolutely.


 * Spellbook: Name target.


 * Robotnik: Bunnie Rabbot.


 * Bunnie: What the heck happened?


 * Sally: Bunnie, run! RUN!


 * Bunnie: *smacks down the SWATbot & tries to free Sally*


 * Sally: Bunnie, just go. Go!


 * Bunnie: You all should learn how to treat a lady!


 * Robotnik: Stun her!


 * Sally: You are a miserable creep, Robotnik!


 * Robotnik: Why thank you, Princess.

[Scene change: Back at Lazaar's Lair]


 * Lazaar: Using the magic he is.


 * Sonic: Who's using the magic?


 * Lazaar: I know not his name, but evil he is. Pure evil!


 * Sonic:: Then it's Robotnik!


 * Lazaar: Evil I was once...but dreamed for centuries I did. Regret the evil, I do.


 * Sonic: Cool. So let me outta here.


 * Lazaar: Release you? Why?


 * Sonic: So I can stop Robotnik. Like you said, he's totally evil. No telling what he'll do with your magic.


 * Lazaar: Promise first, you must.


 * Sonic: Sure, anything. What?


 * Lazaar: Find my computer. Return it you shall.


 * Sonic: I promise. Now let me out.


 * Lazaar presses a button on his belt*


 * Sonic: Yeah! Thanks. It's juice and jam time!


 * Lazaar presses another button*


 * Sonic: Man. Whadya do to me?


 * Lazaar: Took your speed, little thief.


 * Sonic: That's uncool! Why'd ya do that?


 * Lazaar: Evil I was; ignorant I wasn't. *chuckles* Return it when your promise you keep.


 * Sonic: No prob. But how do I get your computer without my speed?


 * Lazaar: Brains you have; brains you must use.


 * Sonic: Why does everything have to be so difficult?

[Scene change: Back at Robotnik's HQ]


 * Robotnik: Hmm. The submission spell sounds...so interesting, Snivley.


 * Snivley: Yes, Sir.


 * Bunnie: *groans* (monotone) I await your orders, Sir.


 * Sally: (softly) Oh, Bunnie...


 * Robotnik: Bring the Princess.


 * Sally: Bunnie. Listen to me. You have to fight the magic. Fight the magic!


 * Robotnik: Enough!


 * Sally: (monotone) How can I help you Doctor Robotnik?

[Scene change: Sonic is somewhere in Robotropolis]


 * Sonic: Way to use the ol' brain. Whu-oh! *is teleported* Sal? Bunnie? What are you guys doin' here?


 * Robotnik: Ladies, if you please... Well, hedgehog...


 * Sonic: Hey! What's going on?


 * Robotnik: ...I have you at last.


 * Sonic: What did you do to them, Robuttnik?


 * Robotnik: I made them...obedient. Perhaps I should Roboticize them. Starting with you. Princess!


 * Sonic: Sal, hold up. Don't do this! Sal, it's me your best friend, your best bud, (sexy voice) your main squeeze.


 * Sally: Shut your mouth, hedgehog!


 * Roboticizer: Activating...dialing...


 * Sonic: Sorry, Bunnie.


 * Robotnik: Get him! *moves the SWATbot's rifle* You'll hit the crystal!


 * Sonic: This isn't good.


 * Robotnik: Security, intruder alert, main lab!


 * Lazaar: (through spell computer) Up to you, little thief.


 * Sonic: Sorry, Sal. (to Cluck) Take a hike, bird brain! I'll take that. Now, girls...


 * Sally: Sonic? What is going on?


 * Bunnie: What in the high heavens are you doin' here?


 * Sonic: Tell ya later. *whispers* Past cool, Lazaar.


 * Bunnie: Um, can Ah make a little ol' suggestion?


 * Sonic: We're all ears, Bunnie.


 * Bunnie: Let's get the hip-hop outta here. *trashes a SWATbot*


 * Robotnik: I despise that miserable hedgehog, Cluck. Despise him with all my metallic heart.

[Scene change: Outside Lazaar's lair]


 * Lazaar: Well you did, little thief.


 * Sonic: Stay with us, Lazaar. Join the Freedom Fighters.


 * Lazaar: Here for Mobius it is bad. Guard it I must.


 * Sally: Can't you destroy it?


 * Bunnie: The girl has a point. If it's all so evil, why not just be rid of it?


 * Lazaar: Release all the evil that would. A catastrophe it would be. Sonic, your speed I return. *presses a button on his belt* Luck to you, Sonic.


 * Sonic: And to you Lazaar.


 * Lazaar & his lair disappear*


 * Sonic: We better juice.


 * Bunnie: Music to my ears.

[Scene change: Back at the Water Wheel, some time later]


 * Rotor: Man, I'm glad you guys are back.


 * Sally: So are we.


 * Rotor: What happened?


 * Sonic: It's a long story, bud.


 * Bunnie: *yawns* And it will keep ‘til morning.


 * Rotor: Well, this won’t. Check out the water wheel. *flips a switch*


 * Sonic: That’s what you guys been working on??


 * Sally: Yes. Isn’t it fantastic?


 * Sonic: *groans*