Announcer

The Announcer is the commentator of the races in Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing. Although he is never shown, he has a speaking role. His quotes coincide with his mood (either he's excited, bored, or he makes a lot of puns).

General Quotes

 * "Where did you guys learn to drive, a farm?"
 * "Any slower fellas and you'll be going backwards!"
 * "One lap in the bank, let's deposit the next!"
 * "Alert! We've got an all star on track!" Said whenever someone gains the all star item.
 * "Well, isn't this a quiet one. Wake me up when you guys start driving for real, huh?"
 * "One more lap to go! Who's going to crack out there?"
 * "Into lap 2 already! Time flies!"
 * "Whoa, gotta say there's a BIG difference between first and last right about now!"
 * "Into the final lap! Yes that's just one more lap to go!"
 * "Hey! Now we got a race on our hands! I remember this feeling! Excitement!"
 * "I'll tell ya! Just when I think I've seen it all, you get a race like that! The stuff of legends!"
 * "Hey! This reminds me when I retired and took up commentary!"
 * "Come on, guys, surely one of you wants to win!"
 * "Boy, I'm glad that race was over! I'm sweating in places that don't even sweat!"
 * "One more lap to go! Let's see who's feeling golden!"
 * "Ouch! That looked nasty!"
 * "Now this is gonna get messy, unless they turn around!"
 * "Some odd moves there..."
 * "Ooooooh, this should be interesting!"
 * "TURN AROUND!!"
 * "Oops, someone's going the wrong way!"
 * "Whoops, wonder what their plan is?"
 * "Stay tuned, people, we're into the final lap, and things are set to overheat!"
 * "We're into the final lap! Make or break time!"
 * "Once more with feeling, fellas, we're into the final lap!"
 * "Food? Water? Clothing? Who needs 'em when you've got a race like that!"
 * "Watch it, you're going back to the start line!"
 * "We have gone All-Star, racers! Repeat, we have gone All-Star!"
 * "Heads up, racers, we've got All-Star goodness on the track!"
 * "We got ourselves an All-Star kind of track, folks, the best kind of track there is!"
 * "We got an All-Star in play, so strap yourselves in, race fans!"
 * "I wish there was an All-Star on the track! What's that? There is? Suh-weet!"
 * "Hey, is that an All-Star that's been picked up? It sure is!"
 * "Wouldn't wanna be in the middle o' that!"
 * "Thank you, and good night!"
 * "Whoa! Big crunch!"
 * "Hope you enjoyed the race folks, I sure did! Tune in again now!"
 * "Ouch! Talk about going down in the world!"
 * "That's the second lap, keep it going!"
 * "Ladies and gentlemen, we are watching history in the making!"
 * "What happened to love and peace? Why is the world so angry?"
 * "I can see you fellas don't have to do your own repairs!"
 * "It's looking pretty spread out, plenty of room to stretch those driving muscles!"
 * "Things really spreading out of the track, with some of the racers being left behind!"
 * "Oh, you can feel that one from here!"
 * "That's it for now, but be sure to keep your windshields peeled for some more CRAZY racing action soon!"
 * "Everything to play for as we enter lap two!"
 * "Woo! What a show of speed and skill! Can't wait to do it all over again! Until then, take care!"
 * "On to lap two, where things should really heat up!"
 * "So, into the second lap we go, and this race is hot!"
 * "Well, folks, that's the end of another beautiful friendship, I mean race! Bye now!"
 * "Thought that race was good? I bet you ain't seen nothing yet! Tune in next time, folks!"
 * "That was one heck of a race, bring one the next one!"
 * "So, this race is over, you'll be sure to tune in next time!"
 * "What a race! Tune in next time for more speedway action than you could shake a gearbox at!"
 * "Can someone die in excitement? We're about to find out folks! I don't think I can take much more of this!"
 * "One lap down! Let's see what the second brings!"
 * "Great pass there!"
 * "Great passing skills there!"
 * "Stranded and no response!"
 * "Less stranded!"
 * "Wow! Now that's what I call an overtake!"
 * "Tell me you got that overtake on film!"
 * "Moving up the field and making it look easy!"
 * "Choking on dust there!"
 * "Great shot, that'll pop your airbags!!"
 * "That is some dead eye shooting out there!"
 * "That's a great piece of shootin'!"
 * "We hope you enjoyed your healthy racing fix folks. See you next time!"
 * "That's sixteen ounces of punch with extra relish right there!"
 * "Drive for your lives! An All-Star's been triggered!"
 * "An All-Star's been unleashed, you have been warned!"
 * "Stay frosty, people, there's an All-Star on the track!"
 * "This race has gone All-Star, folks!"
 * "Watch out, folks, we have an All-Star on the field!"

Character Quotes
These are unique quotes stated by the announcer for certain characters performing certain actions.

AiAi

 * "AiAi takes first! He'll be going bananas about that!"
 * "AiAi's in the lead!"
 * "AiAi sensationally takes first place!"
 * "AiAi's in first, this chimp's no chump!"
 * "AiAi shows he's no chump by stealing the lead!"
 * "AiAi burns rubber and takes first!"
 * "AiAi drops a spot"
 * "Look after that banana, AiAi!"
 * "AiAi's attack hits home!"
 * "AiAi's shot on target!"
 * "Nice hit by AiAi!"
 * "Boom! Taken out by AiAi!"
 * "A sweet attack from AiAi!"
 * "AiAi pulls ahead!"
 * "AiAi, that boy just loves a risky rhyme!"
 * "AiAi making that move to perfection!"
 * "AiAi moves up a place!"
 * "AiAi in a whole heap of trouble!"
 * "AiAi strikes out!"
 * "AiAi takes some bruising!"
 * "AiAi has got to be more careful!"
 * "AiAi's going All-Star, hold on to your hats!"
 * "AiAi has bananas! That means double banana trouble, so look out!"
 * "Listen up, everyone, AiAi's got the All-Star! So watch out for some cool action!"
 * "AiAi's fruit fueled cart is really making me hungry!"
 * "AiAi makes his All-Star move!"
 * "A strike for AiAi!"
 * "AiAi's bowling everyone over!"
 * "AiAi's move hitting home!"

Amigo

 * "Amigo is leading the pack like a conga!"
 * "Amigo boogies into the lead!"
 * "Amigo must be partying now, he's in first!"
 * "Amigo is shakin' the pack by taking first!"
 * "Amigo breaks fresh air!"
 * "Great hit from Amigo!"
 * "Ouch! Quite the shot from Amigo!"
 * "Hey, Amigo, quit monkeying around and change direction!"
 * "Oh, Amigo feeling that!"
 * "That'll shake up anyone's maracas!"
 * "Amigo has to take a little more care out there!"
 * "Amigo won't be doing that move again in a hurry!"
 * "Amigo can't seem to hold it!"
 * "Amigo going the wrong way! Maybe he knows something we don't!"
 * "Amigo, paying for some late nights out there!"
 * "Amigo having a tough time holding his position there!"
 * "Amigo snoozing and losing there!"
 * "Amigo loses his rhythm there!"
 * "Amigo's got maracas! Step away from the monkey, he's crazy and he's loaded!"
 * "Beware the monkey! Amigo's going All-Star and I'm getting out of here!"
 * "It's conga time in Amigo Land, watch out!"
 * "Amigo makes his All-Star move!"
 * "Amigo triggers carnival car conga!"
 * "Amigo proving the rhythm will get ya!"
 * "Amigo causing conga mayhem with his All-Star move!"
 * "What a race from Amigo, taking first!"
 * "The winner is Amigo! Hey, groovy monkey, you're my number one, too!"

Amy Rose

 * "Amy, suffering with that!"
 * "Amy takes the impact!"
 * "Uh-oh! Amy's gone All-Star, watch out for some righteous anger out there, folks!"
 * "Amy will be out of this race if she doesn't turn around now!"
 * "Amy takes the lead!"
 * "Amy picked up an All-Star! You're all doomed, surrender now!"
 * "Amy brings out her famous Piko Hammer!"
 * "Ouch! That's one way to get thinner!" 
 * "Blam! Amy hits the nail on the head!"
 * "Amy showing she knows how to bring the hammer!"
 * "Amy's been hit!"
 * "Ouch! Amy takes a nasty one!"
 * "And Amy really took a battering there!"
 * "Amy's shot bang on target!"
 * "Stellar hit by Amy!"
 * "That's Amy out in front, folks!"
 * "Amy totally feels as in first place there!"
 * "Amy's got the Piko Hammer, that's bad news for the rest of the field out there!"
 * "Steer clear of Amy, she's All-Star up!"
 * "Amy unleashes her Piko Hammer!"
 * "Don't mess with Amy -- That's the message as she takes first place!"
 * "Amy's got it in her head to drive the wrong way!"
 * "Amy losing her cool! That's a weird sight, folks!"
 * "Amy slips behind!"
 * "Amy looks like she could lose this!"
 * "Amy unable to hold her spot!"
 * "The winner is Amy! Cool as a cucumber, she deserves that!"
 * "What a terrific performance from Amy, as she makes first hers!"

Beat

 * "What a hit from Beat!"
 * "Beat, behind you!"
 * "Beat powers into first!"
 * "Beat's the new pack leader!"
 * "Beat's young, hip, and in the lead!"
 * "Who's this driving the wrong way? Huh?! It's Beat!"
 * "Beat's attack slams home!"
 * "Beat on the overtake!"
 * "Slick move from Beat!"
 * "Our old friend, Beat in trouble!"
 * "Beat takes a beating!"
 * "Beat suffering out there!"
 * "Beat, confounding everyone by heading in the wrong direction!"
 * "Beat takes a hit!"
 * "Beat on the wrong end to that!"
 * "News flash! Beat's picked up an All-Star!"
 * "Beat's got himself a spray can!"
 * "Beat says it's time to get All-Star!"
 * "And Beat puts out the call to Jet Set Radio!"
 * "Beat's All-Star move making quite the mess!"
 * "Beat using that spray can to devastating effect!"
 * "What's Beat up to?"
 * "Beat loses out!"
 * "Beat left behind there!"
 * "The winner is Beat! Check your socks, son, 'cause you drove 'em off today!"
 * "Beat beats the victory drum as he takes first place!"

Big the Cat

 * "It's Froggy time for Big the Cat!"
 * "Big may be big, but that HAD to hurt!"
 * "The big cat gets the cream.. I mean, Big won that one!"
 * "The winner is Big! What an amazing race by the big fella!"
 * "Big takes first place!"
 * "Big throws his way around and takes first place!"
 * "Big takes the lead like a purple rocket he is!"
 * "So, it's the little bike with the big rider taking the lead!"
 * "Now in first, Big's the cat they need to catch!"
 * "Froggy's out racers, watch it!"
 * "Big takes a pounding!"
 * "Big sure hit something hard just then!"
 * "Big has lost his position! That's not good!"
 * "Big powers through!"
 * "Big saw the opening! He saw, he took!"
 * "Big moves up, he sure is taking on that field!"
 * "Big overtakes!"
 * "Bam! Big's attack hits home!"
 * "Big goes big, and takes out the trash!"
 * "What a hit from Big!"
 * "Great hit there by Big!"
 * "Boom! Big's move right on target!"
 * "No claws on Big this time!"
 * "Big gets overtaken!"
 * "And there's no stopping the froginator!"
 * "Big's got Froggy! So that's goodbye, gentle giant, and hello trouble!"
 * "Big's got his All-Star! Tighten your belts racers, you're in for a ride!"
 * "Uh-oh, Big's going All-Star big time which means big trouble!"
 * "Whoa, watch Froggy go!"
 * "Big's All-Star Froggy squashing the competition!"

Billy Hatcher

 * "Billy, what are you doing, boy?" After going the wrong way.
 * "Ooh, that looks nasty for Billy!"
 * "Billy Hatcher moves into first!"
 * "The lead goes to Billy Hatcher"
 * "Billy Hatcher snatches the lead!"
 * "So, Billy takes the lead!"
 * "Billy's shot right on target!"
 * "Billy with a slick overtake!"
 * "A great hit from Billy!"
 * "Blam! Billy lands that one!"
 * "You still okay there Billy?"
 * "Shake it off, Billy, pick it up again!"
 * "Billy Hatcher doing his crash test dummy impression there!"
 * "Do not adjust your sets -- Billy Hatcher is going the wrong way!"
 * "Billy gets the All-Star. Egg-cited? I am."
 * "Billy gets the All-Star!"
 * "And Billy Hatcher has the All-Star!"
 * "Billy's going All-Star!"
 * "Whoa, a blonde kid riding a giant racing egg, oh yes, Billy is here!"
 * "And there's Billy Hatcher scrambling his All-Star egg!"
 * "OWWW! That had to hurt!" (with All-Star)
 * "Wow, Billy's egg totally scrambling the other racers there!"
 * "Billy Hatcher's All-Star egg squishing the competition!"
 * "He's cracked! Billy takes first place!"

Bonanza Bros.

 * "Leading the pack is the Bonanza Bros.!"
 * "Who's in front you asked? The Bonanza Bros. are replied!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. losing out there!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. take quite the hit"
 * "Oh! The Bonanza Bros. took that well!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. not looking phased there!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. take first!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. do the business first place!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. coming through!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. on the move!"
 * "Big hit from the bros.!"
 * "The bros are bringing it now!"
 * "Boom! The bros are here!"
 * "Big attack from the bros.!"
 * "Spin that wheel, fellas! The Bonanza Bros. looking super mixed up!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros., surprising us all by going the wrong way!"
 * "Ouch, passed! Dude, the Bonanza Bros. haven't answered!"
 * "The Bonzana Bros. slide down the field!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. are All-Star up, so get ready because it's a hard rain that's gonna fall!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. have the escape blimp!"
 * "Expect to see an escape blimp soon, the Bonanza Bros. are ready for All-Star madness!"
 * "Watch out, the Bonanza Bros. are in their blimp and hunting for targets!"
 * "Stay on your toes and look to the skies, racers, Mobo is gonna bring down the bombs!"
 * "The Bonanza Bros. are really dropping some bombs down!"
 * "Mobo really wreaking havoc with those bombs!"

===The ChuChus===
 * "In first place, the ChuChus!"
 * "The ChuChus setting the phase now!"
 * "The ChuChus are in the lead and looking good!"
 * "Fantastic performance by the ChuChus! Claiming first place!"
 * "Our race winners here, the ChuChus!"
 * "The ChuChus looking almost as worried as the rest of the racers with that move!"
 * "The ChuChus didn't like that!"
 * "The ChuChus glad they're strapped in after that!"
 * "Oh yeah, great work from the ChuChus!"
 * "The ChuChus move up the field!"
 * "The ChuChus overtake, making it look easy!"
 * "Even I fell that one, the ChuChus will shake it off!"
 * "The ChuChus losing out there!"
 * "The ChuChus eating dust there!"
 * "Going down in the world, the ChuChus!"
 * "The ChuChus aren't gonna like losing that!"
 * "The ChuChus drop a spot, wonder how they'll respond?"
 * "Great overtake by the ChuChus!"
 * "Bam! The ChuChus land that one!"
 * "Oh yeah, the ChuChus get the All-Star, get ready for Cat Mania!"
 * "It's official, the ChuChus are packing All-Star heat!"
 * "The ChuChus are in a wrecking mood today!"
 * "Nice pass by the ChuChus!"
 * "Uh-oh, get ready for some Cat Mania, courtesy of the ChuChus!"
 * "The ChuChus unleashed Cat Mania! Run, skip, swim, anything to get away!"
 * "Cat Mania alert, racers! The ChuChus are going All-Star!"
 * "Whoa, it's Cat Mania time, and things are hotting up!"
 * "Hey, who ordered a KapuKapu? Oh, that's right!"
 * "Whoa, Cat Mania madness!"

Dr. Eggman

 * "Eggman takes first, and he didn't cheat to get there!"
 * "Eggman and his mustache move up to first place!"
 * "Eggman powers into the lead!"
 * "The Doctor, taking some of his own medicine!"
 * "Eggman crashes and spins out!"
 * "That's how you scramble an Eggman!"
 * "Eggman lands a dastardly attack!"
 * "That was critical from the Doctor!"
 * "That shot right on target from Eggman!"
 * "Eggman lands a great hit! Ouchie!"
 * "Eggman taking no prisoners, so what's new?"
 * "The Eggman is coming through!"
 * "The Doctor is on the move!"
 * "Eggman looking dangerous as ever out there!"
 * "Eggman steals a place! Watch your backs, guys!"
 * "Egg alert! Egg alert! Eggman's gone All-Star!"
 * "Eggman's going All-Star! Women and children to the lifeboats! Me first!"
 * "Eggman has the Eggpod! Run for your lifes, racers!"
 * "Eggman doesn't seem to care about the race. He just wants to start over!"
 * "Eggman gets a mouth full of exhaust!"
 * "The Eggman's passed, he won't like that!"
 * "Eggman drops down a spot, no one's cryin' about that!"
 * "Eggman drops a place, he won't be happy!"
 * "Eggman decides it's rocket time!"
 * "Eggman's unleashing its rockets, take cover!"
 * "Watch out, Eggman's pushed his big red button!"
 * "Doctor Eggman dominating the track with those rockets!"
 * "Boom! Eggman showing his true colors!"
 * "Eggman's rocket showing no mercy!"
 * "The winner is Eggman! By fair means or foul you gotta say it the Eggs a competitor."
 * "An egg-cellent performance from the Eggman as he crosses the line in first!"

Knuckles the Echidna

 * "Knuckles, gets out there in front!" 
 * "Knuckles in first!"
 * "Maybe Knuckles has what it takes today as he moves into the lead!"
 * "Knuckles gets a nose in front!"
 * "Knuckles pushes into first!"
 * "Knuckles loses his spot!"
 * "Knuckles loses out!"
 * "A hard hit from Knuckles!"
 * "Knuckles is now coming for everyone...head-on!"
 * "Knuckles looking good!"
 * "Knuckles gets overtaken!"
 * "Sweet move there from Knuckles!"
 * "Knuckles looks in trouble!"
 * "Nasty for Knuckles!"
 * "Knuckles feeling that!"
 * "That's terrific stuff from Knuckles, as he makes first place his own!"
 * "And it's Knuckles crossing the line in first!"
 * "Knuckles has the Master Emerald!"
 * "Knuckles bags himself the All-Star!"
 * "Knuckles unleashes his ECHIDNA shockwave!"
 * "Watch out, Knuckles is All-Star up!"
 * "Knuckles breaks out the Master Emerald!"
 * "Ouch! That's no ordinary shockwave! That's an ECHIDNA shockwave!"

Shadow the Hedgehog

 * "Heads down, people, we have ourselves a Chaos Spear in play!"
 * "Shadow's picked up the Chaos Spear!"
 * "Shadow unleashes his Chaos Spear!"
 * "Shadow breaks out his Chaos Spear!"
 * "And Shadow speeds into first place!"
 * "And the Chaos Spear returns to its rightful owner!"
 * "Shadow takes some damage and doesn't flinch!"
 * "Shadow not even breaking a sweat about that one!"
 * "Shadow bending some metal out there!"
 * "Shadow takes a hit there!"
 * "Shadow slots that mean machine into first place!"
 * "Shadow snaffles first!"
 * "Shadow, now the race leader looking cool and collected!"
 * "Shadow! Behind you!"
 * "Great attack there from Shadow!"
 * "And Shadow lands that attack!"
 * "A dead on shot from Shadow!"
 * "No doubt about it, Shadow's having trouble!"
 * "Shadow's looking a shadow of his former self!"
 * "He was looking good, but Shadow's struggling now!"
 * "Shadow needs to get back into this race!"
 * "Shadow slipping back there!"
 * "Shadow will be last for sure if he doesn't turn around soon!"
 * "It's the Spear you should fear, my friends -- Shadow's Chaos Spear!"
 * "Shadow's Chaos Spear is causing mayhem out there!"
 * "Ouch! Shadow's Chaos Spear living up to its name!"
 * "Two wheels are better than four as Shadow moves up to first!"
 * "The winner is Shadow! What a clever race he ran today!"

Sonic the Hedgehog

 * "Sonic bursts through into first!"
 * "Sonic's burning up the competition today!"
 * "And Sonic is the race leader!"
 * "Yes, that's Sonic taking the lead!"
 * "Listen up, everyone! Sonic's gone All-Star! And he means it!"
 * "Sonic goes All-Star!"
 * "Sonic's got Chaos Emerald! Watch out for the master!"
 * "Sonic's going All-Star, batten down the hatches!"
 * "Cover your ears, folks, we got ourselves a Sonic Boom!"
 * "Sonic, really shifting here! Faster than the speed of sound!"
 * "And I thought Sonic was quick before, I'd sit corrected!"
 * "Ouch! Sonic, you OK there buddy?"
 * "That'll raise some spines on Sonic!"
 * "Sonic takes some damage there!"
 * "Sonic taking it where it hurts there!"
 * "Sonic's gotta hate being overtaken!"
 * "Is Sonic playing chicken here?"
 * "I'm amazed at what I'm seeing from Sonic!"
 * "Sonic does not like that!"
 * "Sonic looks in trouble!"
 * "Blam! Dead eye attack from Sonic!"
 * "Sonic's attack strikes home!"
 * "Nice hit from Sonic!"
 * "The winner is Sonic, and the crowd goes crazy!"
 * "Sonic wins! And what a guy he is!"
 * "And Sonic is all over the place!"

Opa-Opa

 * "Looking shipshape up in first is Opa-Opa!"
 * "Cruising the field in first is Opa-Opa!"
 * "Leading our speed hungry pack is Opa-Opa!"
 * "That'll set off anyone's airbags, unless you're a spaceship!"
 * "Opa-Opa will have to shake that off!"
 * "Opa-Opa seemingly outphased by that!"
 * "Big hit there on Opa-Opa!"
 * "Opa-Opa feeling that!"
 * "And that's how Opa-Opa does things, folks!"
 * "Oh yeah, Opa-Opa comes into form!"
 * "Terrific shooting from Opa-Opa!"
 * "Opa-Opa shoots and scores!"
 * "Opa-Opa came off worse there!"
 * "You snooze, you lose, Opa-Opa!"
 * "Whoa! Opa-Opa overtaken with these!"
 * "Opa-Opa with a nice overtake!"
 * "Sweet overtake from Opa-Opa!"
 * "That's a Parts Shop from Opa-Opa!"
 * "Opa-Opa checks into the Parts Shop!"
 * "WHOA!! Opa-Opa uses the Parts Shop and brings out the rocket engine!!"
 * "WHOA!! Opa-Opa is spinning the competition all over the place!"
 * "Opa-Opa's Ultra Bomb is gonna cause havoc!"
 * "Opa-Opa really causing havoc here!"
 * "Opa-Opa keeping up pressure with that All-Star move!"
 * "Opa-Opa brings some Quartet Missiles into play! Sound dangerous? They are!!!"
 * "Opa-Opa claims the top spot!"
 * "How do you like that? Opa-Opa takes first!"

Tails

 * "Tails can feel the wind in his hair now as he takes the lead!"
 * "Tails showing the pack just how it's done!"
 * "Tails jets into the lead!"
 * "Tails is our new race leader!"
 * "Look at Tails, moving the race!"
 * "Oh, that looks bad for Tails..."
 * "It's usually hard to win going the wrong way, but Tails is unusual all around."
 * "Watch out now, Tails has the All-Star, so keep your heads down!"
 * "Watch out Tails!"
 * "Well that looks like that's the end of the race and a beautiful friendship." Sometimes said if Tails wins 1st place and Sonic places 2nd.
 * "Is that an All-Star I here, Tails is racing through the track clearing everything in his path!"
 * "Tails might have a hard time bouncing back from that one"
 * "Wow look at Tails go!"
 * "Tails is so far ahead he doesn't even have to worry anymore"
 * "Tails is losing it! What, is he flying blind?"
 * "Tails starting to flag a bit!"
 * "Tails eating some rough air out there!"
 * "Tails gets left behind!"
 * "Tails has lost a place! Focus, little guy!"
 * "Nice hit from Tails!"
 * "Tails looking like he can't miss!"
 * "That's quite the tornado from Tails! Move it people!"
 * "Hold on to your hats! Tails has gone Tornado!"
 * "Watch it! Tails is in a spin, and you're all on the menu!"
 * "Yo, Tails nearly barrel-rolled from that crash!"
 * "Tails will feel that one!"
 * "Tails took a real pounding there!"
 * "Bam! Hope Tails has insurance!"
 * "On your tail, Tails!"
 * "The winner is Tails! An amazing victory!"

Ulala

 * "Ouch! Ulala can just watch as she gets left behind!"
 * "That went crunching into Ulala!"
 * "That's right honey, drive in any direction you want!"
 * "Ulala in the lead!"
 * "That's a hit on Ulala! But she's used to those!" After Ulala is hit by an attack.
 * "And in eighth we have the hot, but not so ready to trot Ulala!"
 * "Ulala lands that one!"
 * "Ulala TOTALLY spacing out, now!"
 * "Ouch! Let's hope Ulala's tougher than she looks!"
 * "Ulala not enjoying that one bit!"
 * "Ulala taking it like a champ!"
 * "Ulala loses out there, time for a comeback!"
 * "Ulala comes off worse there!"
 * "Come on, Ulala, get it together!"
 * "Savage stuff from Ulala!"
 * "Ulala scores a strike!"
 * "Some beautiful driving from Ulala, who looks good in first! Looks good most anywhere!"
 * "Ulala is sparkling form and leading the group!"
 * "Ulala's blowing away the field up in first!"
 * "Our resident starlet Ulala in first and showing the racers how it's done!"
 * "She might be lovely, but right now, Ulala's not looking so great in eighth!"
 * "Ulala All-Star alert! She got the Morolian!"
 * "All-Star news flash! Ulala is All-Star up!"
 * "Ulala has the All-Star! What a gal!"
 * "Ulala goes All-Star, which means we're getting a visit from the Morolians!"
 * "And there was me thinking dancing's good for ya, not this time!"
 * "Ulala bringing the boogie big style!"
 * "Subtract mayhem being brought on by Ulala'a All-Star dance moves!"
 * "Ulala ends a fine race ahead of the pack! Well done and call me."
 * "And our winner here, Ulala!"