User:EHeroDarkNeos

Hi, my name is EHeroDarkNeos, brother of EHeroFlareNeos. I think the Ashura glitch is cool, along with Project Needlemouse. On an interesting note, I have noticed that there are several parrallels you can draw between Sonic the Hedgehog and Transformers (of which I happen to be a HUGE fan). For the (in)complete list, see the bottom section of this userpage.

Opinions Policy
'This Userpage has lots of personal opinion, which you need to understand is purely my own. If you disagree with any of them, I respect that, but again, you have to understand that all opinions on here are mine and mine alone, and are often ones shared between me and my brother, so don't be surprised if our Userpages say the same thing about something. Now that we have an understanding, I hope we can get along easily.'

Things I Like About Sonic the Hedgehog

 * Ashura
 * Nazo
 * E-123 Omega
 * Shadow the Hedgehog
 * Sonic the Werehog
 * Rouge the Bat (For obvious reasons)
 * Scourge the Hedgehog (Favorite character)

The Comics

 * I currently have subscriptions to Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic Universe. I don't really know that much about it, so I pretty much have to rely on back-orders and Archives to get the full story. I have also sent a letter to SonicGrams (Archie) and I hope it gets printed. If it does, I'll tell you which comic and letter it is. If it does not soon, I want to send another one and see if that gets printed. I am also going to obtain all 40 issues of Sonic X at once (since it's better than the dub) in addition to Sonic Archives/Select.

My Comments on Sonic the Hedgehog A.K.A. My OTHER Rant Page
Updated Whenever!
 * If you alter the kanji for Tails (テイルス) you get "TAILZ".
 * Mobius has the same name(s) as a Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
 * If Transformers have been around longer, why is Sonic more popular?
 * WHY did 4Kids have to dub Sonic X?
 * What would happen if Sonic faced Devastator (from Transformers G1)?
 * How come Dr. Eggman hasn't come up with any COOL designs for his robots (aside from Omega and the ones present in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)) such as ones that can transform or don't have obvious weak points?
 * To add to the above, what about ones that combine to form something COOL?
 * Never mind. There's the Eggsterminator (VERY bad pun).
 * Wouldn't it be cool if Scourge/Super Scourge somehow appered in a videogame or Sonic X?
 * How come Scourge isn't in a game?
 * How come the new character in Sonic Unleashed is a complete retard?
 * Seriously? There's multiples of each Chaos Emerald across the entire universe? Hard to believe.
 * What were they on when they made Sonic Underground?
 * What the hell kind of a name is Alf-Layla-wa-Layla? It sounds like they just came up with some random gibberish and decided to make it a character name! (Then again, I know squat about Hebrew.)
 * Originally, Tails was going to be female, but for reasons unknown, this idea was scrapped. Oh, so that's why many people fantasize Tails as being a female in fanfiction (Ironically, I wrote one myself). That most likely also explains away why many people have also depicted him as gay (or homosexual, whichever one you prefer).
 * To add to my first point of the Tails subject, I have noticed that such fics usually involve Tails being born that way, having sex some time after a transformation, or transforming through the use of a machine he built or magical powers. The one I have written takes a more realistic approach, intercourse being alluded to rather than written.
 * While I'm on the subject of fanfiction, what is it with people and Sonic couples? I personally have nothing against any couples you can possibly fathom in your own weird little minds, but still. There are ones like Sonic/Amy or Sonic/Sally and Tails/Cream or Tails/Cosmo that make perfect sense, there are ones like Sonic/Blaze that are a little wierd yet acceptable for one to fathom, and there are ones like Sonic/Tails (male), Sonic/Shadow, and Sonic/Knuckles that are just...well...weird. I mean, why do people come up with these weird pairings? What makes people think that it's overall okay to make 2 male Sonic characters out of all things love each other in the deepest way possible? There's even a few where Eggman is not part of the main couple (thank Primus no one can possibly fathom that), but even he gets some action! I can accept Female Tails ones or Yaoi couples if they're written well, but I just find a lot of couples to be strange. Hell, I even read one where Silver technically has sex with himself and another where the person somehow managed to make Shadow/Espio work. Where do people come up with these nonsensical couples that don't even make any sense? Once again, I can only imagine them to possibly work if they are written well, without using a thesaurus on every f***ing word like Lord Kelvin (but that's another rant for another time). I have absolutely no problem with gays, I just find gay couples in the Sonic fandom to be really really really weird.
 * Thus concludes my rant on fanfiction. If you have any problems with it, please say so and I will point out the logic to you and possibly make fun of your punctuation and spelling.
 * Why is it that only the female Sonic characters wear clothes all of the time?
 * I recently got Sonic Archives #11. I kinda like the stories present, but I personally dislike most of the artwork.
 * Because the Archieverse appears to be extremely delicate (most of the recent old ones I've read revolving around the Tails Miniseries), I am actually considering trying to create a timeline of the whole damn thing, displaying the order in which the series must be read in order to gain complete satisfaction of knowing everything about it. Who's with me?
 * How come Sonic isn't about running anymore? Why can't they just make a new Sonic Game where it completely revolves around running? I mean, they could just take the first one in the series, update it however needed, and make it 3D. I would totally play that!
 * What is it with the Archie series and Good characters becoming Evil...without seeming to revert ever again? Sleuth Dawgg, Fiona Fox, Dimitri, Lien-Da, the entire Echidna Race, the Iron Queen (in flashback), Bark the Polar Bear, Bean the Duck (I think), and now Espio. What cruel writers! Why do they keep doing this to us? Pretty soon, there's gonna be more bad guys than good guys!
 * The colors of the main characters (Sonic = Blue, Knuckles = Red, Tails = Yellow) also match the colors of Yu-Gi-Oh!'s Egyptian God Cards (Obelisk = Blue, Slifer/Osiris = Red, Ra = Yellow).
 * I can't believe I'm saying this, but Scourge is the most annoying (yet awesome) recurring villain ever!
 * In my personal opinion, Tracy Yardley! is the best Archie Sonic artist who ever lived.
 * No matter how funny the earlier Archie Sonic issues may have been, they cannot out-do Penny Arcade.
 * SEGA needs to stop trying to re-invent the wheel and give us what we want.
 * As some pages on this wiki point out, there are some similarities between Sonic and Mario characters. How cheap are these bastards?
 * Why does Sonic play music?
 * Why does Sonic have siblings?
 * How can their medallions transform into instruments that double as weapons?
 * Why did their mom abandon them so carelessly?
 * Why are they looking for her?
 * How come their music is so bad?
 * How come Robotnik never thought to destroy their instruments (at least to my knowledge) so that the audience wouldn't have to sit through that torture?
 * When did they put a Rock Band together?
 * How the f**** did they reunite?
 * Why are all 3 Hedgehogs voiced by the same guy?
 * Where they high when they made this?
 * Why can't someone just use this show as a Saw trap?
 * Where does the plot go whenever they sing?
 * How come Robotnik doesn't just shoot them (and the writing staff)?
 * Why are the music videos always acid trips?
 * How come the writing is so bad?
 * How come they claim to be looking for their mom, yet they always stay in the exact same location every episode?
 * How come the Nostalgia Critic hasn't reviewed this show yet?
 * What kind of band has only a guitarist, a keyboardist(?), and a drummer? (Please tell me!)
 * Why doesn't Robotnik ever just break their medallions (to my knowledge)?
 * Who ever thought this was a good idea?
 * Why did I ever watch 3 episodes of this crap?
 * How come the theme song never explains anything?
 * How come it was so easy for Robotnik to take over this time?
 * Where the frag is Snively?
 * How come he was replaced by 2 retards?
 * Why do some people actually like this show?
 * How come Robotnik sounds less menacing than his SatAM counterpart?
 * How come he has no real motives?
 * How come his plans are always so weak?
 * Why did they recycle a plot from AoSTH?
 * Why are all the plots so stupid?
 * Who the zorp has a last wish to listen to gawdawful music?
 * Why does this seem like a series a 3-year-old put together?
 * How is music ever going to come in handy as a weapon? (Aside from Soundwave from Transformers: Animated)
 * What's the plot?
 * Are they trying to promote music or something?
 * Why do all their songs sound like Kidz Bop material?
 * Why doesn't Robotnik have better henchmen?
 * Why not just kill them if you're gonna infiltrate someone's base?
 * Where's Sephiroth when you need him?
 * Who comes up with a plan that can easily be discovered?
 * What kind of band are they?
 * Is it Rock?
 * Is it Jazz?
 * Is it Metal?
 * Which is it?
 * Why can't they just pick 1 genre and stick with it?
 * What the slag is up with Sonia?
 * Why does Manic sound like he has nasal congestion?
 * How hard is it really to kick a crappy band in the jhorblocks?
 * Who designs a pyramid with only 2 traps in it?
 * Is there really a difference between this show and doing drugs?
 * Why was this show even made?
 * I just realized that Sonic X #39 has a Sonic Sez Segment in it.
 * Someone was actually cruel enough to name their kid Big?
 * What the frag is up with Fiona? First she's a robot, which turned out to be a copy of her, then she's real and joins the Freedom Fighters, then she joins the Suppression Squad to be with Scourge, and slaps Tails across the face when she does so. What a whore!
 * Anti-Knuckles is Scottish?
 * Naming someone Lightning makes about as much sense as naming someone Zigzix.
 * For some reason, I seem to associate Monkey Khan with this guy. At the end of Sonic #203, however, he's much more like that guy.
 * Where did all this crap about clans come from? (Archieverse #202)
 * Why is everybody in the Iron Queen's army a f*cking ninja?
 * Why is this guy the Lord of All Darkness (The Devil in case that wasn't obvious)?
 * I STILL don't get the whole clans deal. It's really confusing, especially when it involves 2 known characters and the fact that this sh*t wasn't brought up until NOW! GOD!
 * You can relate Mammoth Mogul to this guy.
 * Enough jokes, time for something serious: Another rant, this one about my feelings of mpreg, especially in Sonic fanfics, which seem to only exist there for whatever reason. Unlike my other fanfic rant, this one shall be short...IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO F*CKING SENSE!!! I mean, think about it! How in the world does a male get pregnant and have kids, anyway? I don't care what drug-induced land you live in, it makes no sense! You can make it entertaining and provide explanation, but in general, it makes NO SENSE! It makes just about as much sense as Season 3 of Sonic X in both languages. Especially...Tails falling in love with a plant! They pretty much ripped that from Beast Machines (If you do not know what I mean, check out the last section of this Userpage)! And how about the plot of the entire series, huh? They took THAT from Transformers as well! How cheap ARE these bastards?! (Oh sh*t, I wrote a lot.)
 * As for my aforementioned Lord Kelvin rant: Lord Kelvin is pretty much the plague of fanfiction.net. I don't really want to take up too much room to explain him, but this is what shall inevitably occur: Listen to this, but replace McCain with Kelvin and Obama with everyone who dislikes him (including me), and replace Bush with his ego and Gore with a fanfic I made once.
 * Sonic Underground is basically kinda like this.
 * Another thing about fanfics I do not understand: Why is it that a lot of the time Tails is depicted with 2...um...thingies? Is it because he has 2 tails or something? No matter how you look at it, it doesn't make any sense.
 * Project Needlemouse is a mouthful of awesome! I expect great things from that game...like the ORIGINAL CAST! If they used any new characters, it would practically ruin it.
 * Why does everyone hate the Archie Sonic so much? Just because it's non-canon? That's kind of a dumb argument. Look, they even TELL at the beginning of each issue that it has absolutely no relation whatsoever. If you actually read it, you'll find it confusing, but enjoyable. As far as I know, all the games have the same canon as the first game...except for Sonic Spinball, all the Tails solo games, both Sonic Riders games, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Heroes, all the Storybook games, Sonic Unleashed, Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, 2006, both Sonic Adventure games, Sonic R, Sonic the Fighters, all the Sonic Rush games, Sonic CD, both Sonic Rivals games, Sonic Chronicles: Dark Brotherhood, Sonic Triple Trouble, and Sonic 3D Blast. So don't tell ME what's non-canon!
 * Besides, you can pretty much use that argument on the Fleetway Sonic, AoSTH, SatAM, Sonic Underground, Sonic X, the Sonic Movie, and every single god damn Sonic fanfic in existence.
 * Basically, anything that is not Sonic 1-3/& Knuckles.
 * I'm probably gonna get a lot of hate comments on that last bit, but I'm trying to get a point across to all you GEEWUNNERS out there.

My Opinions On The Shows

 * In this section, I give my personal reviews of each Sonic TV show based on my personal preference, and a little based on other sources, such as the Nostalgia Critic.

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

 * Plot: A repetitive mess about Sonic thwarting Robotnik's ludicrous plans to take over the world.
 * Opinion: I wasn't aware that this show was on most of the time, but what I did see of it, I actually found entertaining, since I was a small child at the time. I even have the first 2 Seasons on DVD. However, I later saw the review of it by the Nostalgia Critic, who severely panned it. My opinion of the show changed entirely after I saw that review, as he pointed out the many flaws of the show among other good points about it, like the sucky Sonic Sez segments. However, my favorite episode remains to be "Grounder the Genius".
 * Major Flaw: It's pure nonsense.

Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM)

 * Plot: A HUGE step up from the first show, Robotnik already HAS taken over the world, while the Freedom Fighters try to overthrow him and restore peace.
 * Opinion: As the Nostalgia Critic has pointed out, there was actual effort put into this, as opposed to...um...that other show. The plot is very consistent and linear, with a cliffhanger at the end. It even has a subtle environmental message in it, since the Freedom Fighters live in a forest. I wasn't aware of this show either, but I did get the entire series on DVD, and boy was it ever worth it.
 * Major Flaw: Um...I don't think there's anything wrong with this show at all.

Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie
This isn't a show, but I'll do it anyway.
 * Plot: Basically, Sonic faces off against Robotnik and later faces Metal Sonic in his only animated appearance.
 * Opinion: Overall, it was okay. There have been several edits done between the English Movie Version and the Japanese OVA Version, but I still enjoyed it. I think the DVD I have has all (if not most) of the original scenes intact. Also, I think the animation style seems to be that of the Dragon Ball animes (not movies).
 * Major Flaw: The voice acting could've been a little better and the original scenes from the Japanese version should remain in all prints of the movie.

Sonic Underground

 * Plot: Um...I'm just gonna guess that the plot is that Sonic is the offspring of a Queen, was abandoned at youth along with his 2 siblings(?), and years later they try to find her (after finding each other somehow in a way that is never explained) whilst fending off Robotnik.
 * Opinion: There are soooooooooo many flaws with this show. Well first, Sonic has siblings! Second, they are rock stars! Third, they use instruments that somehow double as weapons...for some reason! And fourth, there are f***ing MUSICAL NUMBERS! I mean, it makes no sense. You can put anything in place of their music, even Metallica, and it will STILL SUCK! I only saw 3 episodes of the damn series and all of them SUCK, even more than the English Dub of Sonic X! I don't think I can even stress it any further! Unless you're a diehard fan of Sonic, you might as well just avoid this sh*t-fest altogether, because trust me (and I know I'll get bad comments from pure Sonic fanatics about this), it sucks HARD and doesn't even deserve to exist!
 * Major Flaw: This series was made.

Sonic X

 * Plot: Sonic fights Eggman on what appears to be Mobius, however, by the time the first episode enters a commercial break, Eggman and Sonic, along with his friends, continue their battle on Earth, where Sonic becomes acquainted with Chris Thorndike and his messed-up family.
 * Opinion: I wouldn't mind this show if, let's say Funimation or some other company with compassion and talent, decided to dub this show literally into English. But that all changed when the good people of...whoever was on drugs at the time...decided to turn it over to 4Kids. THAT, my friends, is THE single biggest flaw about this entire show! I mean sure the 1st Season was a little repetitive and the 3rd Season was a little cliche, but the biggest problem is that IT'S A F***ING 4KIDS DUB! I swear, this show, and all other tainted games, at least deserves a re-dub with GOOD voice actors! This show didn't need the likes of Dan Green or whoever the hell decided to voice this guy. It deserves a Funimation dub with literal translations, like with One Piece! If it weren't for that, I would've actually ENJOYED it! Other than that, some of the plots of each episode aside from those present in the games are fairly silly.
 * Major Flaw: 4Kids dubbed it.

Season 3

 * Plot: A mysterious plant named Cosmo suddenly appears, and warns of the Metarex, and of their plan to steal...Planet Eggs(?) and rule the universe. Meanwhile, Tails falls in love with Cosmo, who ultimately dies by his hands. Not only that, but they bring a kid along for the ride.
 * Opinion: Let the ripoffs continue! Look, they just stole a bunch of this bullsh*t from Transformers, like an animal falling in love with A F*CKING PLANT!!! I mean, how does that romance even work in the first place? It doesn't, because it's from Transformers! (Keep in mind that this is solely what I believe!) It's almost as if they have no original ideas, 'cause they also stole the plot from Transformers: Cybertron! The plot (or lack thereof), makes no sense no matter what language you see it in...especially the 4Kids dub. It also uses the seemingly obligatory space theme. (If you disagree with me on anything, that's your opinion, and not mine, so don't bother harping about it to me, 'cause you just know it's not really going to go anywhere.) In short, they could've done better...MUCH better.
 * Major Flaw: They tried Season 3, and it didn't really work that well.

Games That I (And Some Others I Know) Don't Like

 * Sonic Heroes
 * Satan the Hedgehog
 * Satan Unleashed

Sonic-Related Things I Want To Do But May Never Get Around To Actually Doing Because I'm Lazy
(The name says it all. If I actually DO get around to it, a <<!>> will be next to the item.)


 * Turning Hedgehog Heaven into an actual CD
 * Drawings based on my own or my brother's fanfics (on fanfiction.net)
 * Make a timeline based on the Archie Sonic Comic

Sonic Fanfics On FanFiction.Net
''This section lists the fanfics I have written myself. In this case, <<!>> notes a future fanfic.''

Sonic Turbo Duel
(This series is basically Sonic/Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's. Trust me, it's better than it sounds.)


 * Sonic Turbo Duel (All are Fantasy)
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Acceleration (Found in the Sonic/Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Crossover Section)
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Overdrive
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Ignition (Current)
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Burnout <<!>>
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Afterburn <<!>>

Other

 * Sonic the Hedgehog's Grimm (Horror) (Sonic/American McGee's Grimm)
 * This Strange Feeling (Romance)
 * TSF: Guilt (Romance) (Companion with above)
 * TSF: Nightmare (Romance) (Companion with above 2)

What I Have Noticed

 * Anti-Amy is friggin' creepy in the last shot of the main story of comic issue #193!!! Just look at it!!!
 * Also, for those of you with said issue, in case you are wondering about the tune of the song Anti-Amy sings while the others are in the castle, its to that of "Pop Goes the Weasel".
 * Sally is always almost naked.
 * Scourge looks cooler when he's green.
 * He also needs to get laid.
 * Titan Tails is basically just Tails with super powers and a cape.
 * In the first appearance of the Supression Squad from Moebius, they have major coloring errors.
 * Satan Unleashed not only had too much build-up for what it's worth, it also has honor of having the voice cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (That's bad, in more ways than 1).
 * As I have said, Sonic Underground SUCKS!
 * That band makes Metallica's Load and ReLoad sound like Master of Puppets!
 * The name Tiara Boobowski sounds looks a little suggestive when you think about it. (How do you pronounce that?)
 * Metal Sonic needs more animated screentime.
 * In the Fleetway Comic, Super Sonic is the Devil...I'm not sure why.
 * Go here.
 * I've just realized something about the Archie Sonic overall: It makes no sense! It's just like Transformers: Cybertron. You can't possibly dive in at ANY point without having to read, like, everything else. This IS kind of a double-edged sword, however, since if I did not read it, I would not have enough to go by for my Turbo Duel fanfics, which I have generously provided links for above.
 * Project Needlemouse's logo most likely has Sonic in a different pose, and the name most likely implies a new character is a reference to Sonic's working name, Mr. Needlemouse. Still, it's nice that SEGA has finally decided to give the fans what they want: SPEED!
 * Look down.

Parrallels Between Sonic And Transformers
You can probably guess the purpose of this section. If it's not that obvious, it first lists a Sonic event. Then it takes the traits of that character and relates it to a Transformers characters. This also relates to the different series of each one, as well as certain events. Sonic events are also specified by World. For example, if an event appears in the Archie version of Sonic X, they will be listed, but not specified. If "All" is printed, it means all Worlds in which the event appears, unless noted otherwise. Now that that's cleared up, here's the list.
 * P.S. My personal favorite is the one where it compares the love lives of Tails and Rattrap. You can find it in italics like these sentences. Also, even though Transformers (2007) came out after Sonic X, I'm still gonna keep up that one with the pool. The color comparisons are there, since I find it to be a little more than just coincidence, as Transformers came out first.