Do Not Disturb/Transcript

This is the transcript from the Sonic Boom episode, "Do Not Disturb".

[Scene: Sonic's Shack, Day]
 * [Inside Sonic's Shack, Sonic gets disturbed by a Widabit.]
 * Sonic: Stop. Pure evil. Why are you covering my arms?
 * [Saliva falls on his face. He opens his eyes and is shocked to find out who's there. A Widabit sniffs him. Sonic smells the Widabit, and flinches in disgust.]
 * Sonic: You need a bath, and a shower, and get the heck out of my shack! What are you anyway?
 * [The Widabit roars at Sonic, blowing him over his hammock.]
 * Fastidious Beaver: Actually, it's a Widabit, an extremely rare and majestic species.
 * Sonic: They don't seem like majestic to me.
 * [The Widabit drops some saliva on the ground. Fastidious discovers it]
 * Fastidious: Hooh! He sent slobber? That means she is searching your shack for her mating ritual. Now get out and don't return her till she's finished!
 * [Fastidious pushes Sonic out of his shack.]
 * Sonic: Whoa whoa whoa. What do you think you're doing?
 * Fastidious: I represent the Endangered Species Coalition. They made me chairman because they wanted to hold me in the library.
 * Sonic: Really. Working that club, huh?
 * Amy: Mr. the Hedgehog. As vice-chairman of the ESC, I need you to vacate the domicile until this creature finds its true owners, and keep the course's ritual.
 * [Sonic slaps his face, grunting in anger.]

[Scene Change: Tails' House, day]
 * [Tails opens the door. Sonic is holding a pillow.]
 * Sonic: It's been too long since we've had a slumber party.
 * [Sonic throws the pillow on the couch and starts sleeping. Tails places a magazine under his legs.]
 * Sonic: Ooh. Nice thick magazine. I wonder who's number 2 this month.
 * [Tails places another magazine under his legs. Later on, a montage plays, and they both play a video game. Sonic celebrates his first win. They then play inside a tent. Sonic passes a can to Tails. He opens a lid and a toy spring jumps out and lands on his head. Sonic picks up a bottle of fizzy drink from the fridge, shakes it and puts it back in, walking away quietly. Tails opens the shaken bottle and the fizzy drink comes flying out and covering Tails' face with Sonic watching, Sonic laughs while Tails shows a miserable look, eventually looking at Sonic with a smirk. Back at the video game, Sonic dances as he celebrates another win. As soon as Tails walks back in his house, he finds Sonic still playing his game, leaving him annoyed.]

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day]
 * Amy: So, how was evil the mante? You must be having a blast.
 * Sonic: Heck yeah! I love destroying Tails' mutant wrestling every night. [Firmly smacks Tails' back.] Isn't that right, buddy?
 * Tails: [Unconfident] Yeah, heh.
 * Dave the Intern: Order up, for Sanic?
 * Sonic: Uh, I think you mean Sonic.
 * Dave: No. It says Sanic right here.
 * Sonic: This could take a minute. [He runs off]
 * Tails: [Worried] I can't take it anymore. You guys gotta help me. He's my best friend but living with him is a nightmare. Any idea how much longer the Widabit is going to be at Sonic's shack?
 * Amy: Could be months. You can't hurry love.
 * Tails: But maybe we can push it along.

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack, day]
 * [Tails is busy installing a loudspeaker, screwing in the last few screws.]
 * Tails: Just a few tweaks, and the Widabit call will be up and running.
 * [He jumps off the ladder and presses a button on his remote. A Widabit sound plays from the loudspeaker.]
 * Sonic: Sounds like Eggman after Meh Burger's organic meat promotion.
 * [Another Widabit approaches Sonic's Shack where the other Widabit is residing. Sonic, Amy and Tails watch on as the two Widabits snarl at each other.]
 * Amy: They... don't seem to be getting it off.
 * [One Widabit wants to start a fight with the other, but the other runs away, the two chase each other.]
 * Sonic: I bet we can get these two together. We just need to set the right mood.

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack, evening]
 * [The Shack is turned into a restaurant-style place. Sonic, Tails and Amy are wearing suits, with Tails playing the violin. Amy lights up a candle. Sonic brings out the meal to the Widabits while they continue to snarl at each other. ]
 * Sonic: Ahem. Good evening, lovebirds. Our special tonight is a herb crusted talapio with mango chutney glaze, Ooh! Finished off with a generous helping of dash of nacho cheese.
 * [The two Widabits attack each other, throwing Sonic off his feet, landing on his head with the plate coveing him in food. He grunts in anger while Amy looks in shock at the Widabits. Running around the shack, they ram into Tails and his violin, knocking him over and covering him with food on his face. A Spy Bot emerges into the shack.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's lair, Evening]
 * [Orbot, Cubot and Eggman are watching footage from the Spy Bot of the two Widabits damaging Sonic's Shack.]
 * Dr. Eggman: They're so ugly they deserve to be extinct, and those Widabits are pretty ugly, too. [Laughs] Sonic and his gang's friends won't know what hit them when I put my diabolical plan in motion.

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack, day]
 * [Sonic, Tails and Amy are trying to push the Widabit back into the shack.]
 * Tails: You should have used scented candles like I said!
 * Sonic: These were scented, actually scenting fresh air!
 * Tails: That's not a scent! What are you, some kinda rude, Sonic?
 * Sonic: Don't blame the candle! We should be talking about the real issue: Your substandard violin playing.
 * Amy: Keep it down! You're upsetting this rare delicate creature. Now let's take a look at shuck.
 * [The Widabit kicks his back legs at the three of them and runs away.]
 * Sonic: [Angrily] Oh. Are you happy now Tails? We just lost our battler.
 * Tails: [Angrily] How can I be happy? Until we get rid of that thing, I'm stuck with you trashing my place and watching the real housewife of Gogoba village!
 * Sonic: Oh. You think living with you is a picnic?! Anyone look up "neat-freak" in the dictionary, because if you did, you'd find a series of words that describe what a neat-freak is, which also describes you!
 * [The wrist controllers beep.]
 * Sticks: [On commuincator] Come quick! Eggman's gone ballistic!
 * [Sonic and Tails grunt at each other.]

[Scene Change: Village Center, Day]
 * [Meanwhile at the Vilage Center, Knuckles and Sticks are dealing with Eggman's robots. Two Crab Bots fire lasers at Knuckles. He runs and dodges them. Sticks throws her boomerang, destroying one of the bots, and returns it, joining him in the fight. ]
 * Dr. Eggman: You'll never stop my new and improved Ball Bot. They're virtually indestructible!
 * [The Ball Bot bounces towards Sticks and Knuckles. Knuckles deals with it in one punch, exploding in mid-air.]
 * Dr. Eggman: I did say virtually.
 * [Sonic, Tails and Amy arrive]
 * Sonic: Oh right, and Eggman's fighting. I've been looking to get out some aggression!
 * [Sonic spin attacks three Crab Bots but stops in his tracks when he notices a Widabit staring at him.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Learn based on the field. Don't worry, I got this.
 * [Eggman presses a button. Coincidentally Fasidious Beaver arrives, protecting the Widabit.]
 * Fastidious: By decree of the Endangered Species Coalition, this is now a protected area. You need to move your little batttle elsewhere.
 * Dr. Eggman: Get bed, beaver. I don't have to take orders from you.
 * Sonic: Look. It's an endangered species. Let's just move over here and be out of its way.
 * Dr. Eggman: Well, I'm staying right here.
 * Sonic: Well, I'll be battling over here.
 * [They both stare at each other. Eggman grunts]
 * Dr. Eggman: Just fine. Ready to be decimated, Sonic?
 * [A Widabit walks in front of Sonic, soon followed by Fastidious protecting her. The other members of Team Sonic drop their arms and groan.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Why are we even protecting this thing? It clearly wants to be destroyed! It keeps wandering in front of lasers!
 * Fastidious: This ESC now declares this is a protected area.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Angrily] This is what happens when bureaucracy gets involved. It hurts small villainy!
 * Sonic: If I never see a widabit again it'll be too soon.
 * [A rumble is heard from the village. A large horde of Widabits come charging towards Team Sonic.]
 * Tails: Looks like my attraction call might've worked too well.
 * [Villagers start screaming and running away as Widabits approach them.]
 * Amy: Everyone! Please remain calm! You'll brief the terror, or unsteadied these cerebral majestic creatures!
 * [Thw Widabits blast Eggman's Eggmobile up in the air. A group charge at Beth The Shrew, but Sonic moves her out of the way. Tails grabs Mrs. Vandersnout's hands and hoists her up, avoiding the stampede. He lands her on top of a hut to protect her. Lady Walrus' picnic is the next to be invaded by the Widabits. Knuckles emerges out of the ground next to the picnic and creates a wall, separating the stampede. Lady Goat tries to hang up on a tree brank but fails. Sticks runs up the tree with her legs hanging upside down and grabs her, keeping her safe.]

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, Day]
 * [Team Sonic and Fastidious Beaver run over to the beach to find the horde of Widabits.]
 * Sonic: I thought you said these two things were endangered.
 * Fastidious: [Reads the book] Actually, if there are more than 50 they can be legally relocated to a new area such as a farm, glue factory or nature preserves.
 * Tails: [Excitedly] And Sonic could move back into its shack!
 * [Sonic runs around the horde counting all the widabit.]
 * Sonic: [Annoyed] Ah, crud. Including the female I could only count 49.
 * Knuckles: Don't feel bad, Sonic. That's higher than I can count.
 * Tails: There's gotta be another Widabit somewhere, but how do we find it?
 * Sticks: These things got a pretty pungent musk. My ex-fish nuzzle should be able to track one down.
 * [Sticks sniffs and crawls across the ground. The rest of Team Sonic follow her.]
 * Sticks: Whoa. Something rank up ahead. Either we're getting closer to a Widabit, or what passing Gogoba village.
 * [Sticks carries on.]
 * Sonic: We gotta find a 50th Widabit. I can't keep living with Tails. Everyday he writes a list of chores to do on his chore board. Thankfully he's never assigned to any of me but still it's an eyesore.
 * Tails: [Angrily] Sonic's driving me bonkers. The guy can't even tell the difference between a stationary laser reflector and a multi-faceted laser refractor.
 * Knuckles: [Laughs] Yeah, words.
 * [Suddenly, Tails, Knuckles and the rest of Team Sonic cover their noses and cough.]
 * Amy: [Muffling] Sweet, merciful landfill. What is that awful foul?!
 * Sticks: It's number 50!
 * [The 50th Widabit coughs and splutters]
 * Sonic: Go ahead, Tails. Go get him.
 * Tails: I prefer my lunch to stay in my stomach, thank you very much.
 * Sonic: Well how else is he going to get back in my shack?
 * Tails: Figure it out yourself. I'm done doing your dirty work.
 * Amy: What do we say we let these two sort this out.
 * Knuckles: You'll have to speak up! My nose is pinched!
 * [Amy sighs and walks off. Knuckles and Sticks walk with them leaving Sonic and Tails angrily staring at each other.]
 * Sonic: [Yelling] You know, you've been a real donut-hole, Tails!
 * Tails: [Yelling] You're the donut-hole, donut-hole!
 * [Sinister music plays as they both glare at each other. The music eventually stops and the glaring turns to laughter.]
 * Sonic: I guess we're both kind of donut-holes, aren't we?
 * Tails: Maybe best friends don't have to be best room-mates.
 * Sonic: Maybe not, put it there.
 * [Tails hugs Sonic]
 * Sonic: Okay. Too long. Getting weird. [They let go] So, let's move this beast. Shame you don't have your Widabit call handy.
 * Tails: That's it! I can load up the call down to my communicator!
 * [Tails presses a button on his wrist controller, activating the Widabit sound. However, he gets chased by the 50th Widabit. Tails runs over to Sonic's Shack, but Sonic rushes over and carries Tails, with the 50th Widabit following them.]

[Scene Change: Near Sonic's Shack, day]
 * [Fastidious Beaver continues to read the book when Knuckles, Amy and Sticks arrive. Sonic, carrying Tails, rushes in as well.]
 * Sonic: Move it or lose it, people!
 * [Sonic throws Tails up in the air and runs from the 50th Widabit. Flying, Tails breathes a sigh of relief. A light flashes on his wrist controller, he looks at it but screams as he notices several Widabits angrily looking up to him. He safely flies down next to Sonic's Shack and presses a button on his wrist controller. The 50th widabit halts next to Tails. Tails stands back and Sonic moves in as two widabits confront each other. Sonic and Tails both get excited as the two Widabits fall in love, then move in to Sonic's Shack. Knuckles, Amy and Sticks move in to Sonic and Tails.]
 * Amy: We did it! True love conquered all. Right, Sonic?
 * Sonic: [Miserably] Yeah, sure, whatever. [Normally] And now that there's 50 of them, I can have my shack back, and we can hold these guys off to a nature preserve.
 * Amy: And we'll get right on that. As long as those two well fare finish their course's ritual.
 * Sonic: How long will that take?
 * Fastidious: About a week.
 * Sonic: Hm, wha?
 * Sticks: Looks like you two are still room-mates.
 * Knuckles: I think you mean you three? [Whispering to Tails] I've been living under your porch.
 * Tails: You can't live under my porch!
 * Knuckles: I'll take that as an invitation to move into the house with you and Sonic. I know a couple of possums will be sorry to see me go. But it's worth it. Let's go home, roomies!
 * [Tails grunts in annoyance as the screen fades to black.]