Big Daddy (episode)/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Big Daddy."

[The scene is a canyon with many volcanoes; Sonic runs up in the form of a blur with Coconuts chasing him in Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic]
 * Sonic: Hey, monkey butt! How did you get Robotnik to let you use his ride?
 * Coconuts: I'll tell ya when I catch ya, hedgehog! You're mine, mine, mine!
 * Sonic: Dream on, circuit head! Afterburners!

[Sonic runs really fast and performs a U-turn at the cliff's edge; he collides with Coconuts, causing him and the Egg-O-Matic to go in reverse] [Sonic is running backwards with Coconuts and the Egg-O-Matic behind him]
 * Sonic: I even hold the speed record for running backwards.
 * Coconuts: Huh? Hey, where'd the cliffs go?

[Sonic runs forward and stops; he turns around and waves]
 * Sonic: Happy landings!

[Coconuts screams as the Egg-O-Matic flies toward the cliffs; he looks in the side mirror to see the cliffs coming up]
 * Coconuts: Oh, there they are.

[The Egg-O-Matic flies into the cliffs and crashes; Sonic looks at the event with closed eyes and a grin]
 * Sonic: Major fender-bender. Robotnik is not gonna be happy.

[The scene changes to an outside view of Robotnik's fortress]
 * Robotnik: You did what with my Egg-O-Matic?!

[The screen shakes for a two more seconds and then stops]
 * Coconuts: Uh, I sorta borrowed it.

[The scene changes to Robotnik moving his face toward the camera; he then pulls out and starts spinning his arms in small circles]
 * Robotnik: "Borrowed it"? You stole it, you pseudosimian sap!