Sonic's Song/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Sonic's Song".

[The episode begins inside the Rebel Radio (REBL) Station.]
 * Mad Dog Max: Awoo! Mad Dog Max here on Rebel Radio, REBL. Here's Catty Carlisle, to introduce her brand new song.
 * Catty Carlisle: Why thank you, Mad Dog. This little ol' tune is dedicated to Sonic the Hedgehog, Mobius number one hero!

[''The musicians play the drums and electric guitar as Catty plays her guitar. They play to the tune of the tune of the title theme from the Sonic the Hedgehog game.'']
 * Catty: Hee-haw! Play it, boys! [singing] Sonic the Hedgehog, you can't catch what you can't see, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's gonna make Mobius free, he's a teenage...

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Scratch and Grounder are seen securing a rope to a tree. A giant bear trap is tied to the other end of the rope.'']
 * Scratch: Wait till' that Hedgehog gets a load of our Metal Jaw Sonic slammer! Bwahaha!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to the jaws, which Scratch points to with his left index finger.]
 * Scratch: First, he gets munched in the metal jaws!
 * Grounder: Then we got him, right?
 * Scratch: Nope, he's yanked by the rope, slammed by the tree,

[''Scratch pounds his right fist on Gorunder's head. He then picks Grounder up by his antenna with his right hand.'']
 * Scratch: And hung by his spiny little blue heinie!

[Scratch drops Grounder, who then scratches his head with his right drill.]
 * Scratch: Bwahaha! Now all we gotta do is wait.

[Scratch walks over to the tree, and Grounder follows him.]
 * Grounder: That's my favorite part.

[''Under the tree, Scratch is holding a can of oil in his right hand and applying oil to his left armpit, and Grounder is holding a can of oil in his left hand and applying oil to his right armpit. Grounder then reaches behind his left shoulder and picks up a radio, then puts it down.'']
 * Scratch: Come on, BB Brain, tune something in!

[''Scratch and Grounder fight over the radio, creating a cloud of pink dust. When the dust clears, the radio is set to "Sonic's Song".'']
 * Scratch: There. I like this song.
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, you can't catch what you can't see,
 * Grounder: Yeah, catchy little number, except it's about Sonic.
 * Scratch: So what? It's great!

[As Catty sings, Scratch and Grounder dance to "Sonic's Song".]
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, he's gonna make Mobius free, he's a teenage fugitive on the run, eating chili dogs by the ton, no matter how frantic the chase becomes, there's always time to have some fun!

[Sonic runs through the trap, then again the other way.]
 * Scratch: Did you feel a breeze?

[Sonic runs into the trap and dances in it.]
 * Sonic: Great song!
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, you can't catch what you can't see,
 * Scratch: Better believe it, Hedgehog!
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, he's gonna make Mobius Free,
 * Sonic: And good lyrics, too. And nice trap.
 * Scratch: Hey hey hey! Nab him!
 * Sonic: Gotta buz, cuz!

[Sonic runs away just as Scratch and Grounder jump at him.
 * Scratch and Grounder: Oh-ho-ho!

[As soon as Scratch and Grounder land in the trap, they jump back out to avoid getting caught in it.]
 * Grounder: Uh-oh!
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Badniks coming around, he's faster than the speed of sound!
 * Scratch: Hey! It didn't work!
 * Grounder: Lucky for us.
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, you can't catch what you can't see, Sonic the hedgehog, he's gonna make Mobius free,

[''As Catty sings, Grounder knocks on the trap three times with his left drill. The trap does nothing.'']
 * Scratch: It must be stuck.

[Scratch and Grounder step into the trap.]
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Oooh, Oooh-aaah-oooh,
 * Grounder: I can't figure out what's wrong. Hey, what's this?

[As Catty finishes singing "Sonic's Song", Grounder points to an ON/OFF switch with his right drill.]
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, heh-heh-hoo-hoo-whee!
 * Scratch: It's in the "Off" position!
 * Grounder: Heh heh! No wonder it didn't work!

[''Grounder sets the switch to "ON" with his right drill. The trap activates, closing the jaws on Scratch and Grounder and hanging them from the tree.'']
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how!
 * Grounder: Ow! Ow! Ow!

[''Sonic runs up to Scratch and Grounder as Grounder's Robocom phone falls out. Tails flies right behind him.'']
 * Scratch: Oh, Grounder! You dingbot!

[Sonic picks up Grounder's robocom phone with his left hand.]
 * Sonic: Hello? Rebel Radio Request line? Let me hear that way cool "Sonic's Song" again.
 * Max [over the radio]: Here it is again,

[The next scene takes place outside Robotnik's fortress, as Scratch and Grounder walk up to it, listening to the song on their radio, which Grounder is holding in his left arm]
 * Max [over the radio]: By request for the 144th time, "Sonic's Song".
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, you can't catch what you can't see,
 * Scratch [singing along]: You can't catch what you can't see,

[As Catty is singing, Scratch and Grounder aren't looking where they are going and bump into Dr. Robotnik, who is not happy.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Whoa!
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, he's gonna make Mobius free,
 * Dr. Robotnik: Turn that insipid song off!
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: He's a teenage...

[Grounder turns the radio off with his right drill.]
 * Grounder: Yes sir, Dr. Robotnik!
 * Scratch: At your service, your heinousness!
 * Robotnik: I detest that Catty Carlisle! She's singing about Sonic!

[Robotnik walks up to his Radio Wave Locator.]
 * Robotnik: So I invented this Radio Wave Locator, to find her and stop her!

[The Radio Wave Locator picks up a flashing light and beeps over it.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: There! That's where the song is coming from!
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: From this machine?
 * Robotnik: No, imbecile! That flashing light shows where the song is being broadcast.

[Robotnik presses his printer's button with his right index finger, and it prints out a piece of paper.]
 * Robotnik: This is where the Rebel Radio station is.

[Robotnik picks up the paper with his right hand and hands it to Grounder, who reads over it.]
 * Grounder: "Single, 700-pound villain looking for suitable companion".
 * Robotnik: Whoops! Uh, uh, wrong paper. Give me that!

[''Robotnik takes the paper back with his right hand. He then hands Scratch the proper paper with his left hand.'']
 * Robontik: Now kidnap that girl singer, destroy that station, and do whatever it takes to stop that song!

[''Scratch and Grounder walk out of Robotnik's fortress. Grounder is carrying the radio, which is set to "Sonic's Song" in his arms and sets it down. Scratch cups his left hand to his ear and Grounder cups his right drill to his ear. Scratch and Grounder then dance to "Sonic's Song", with Scratch's left hand holding Grounder's right drill. Robotnik tries to walk away, when he hears "Sonic's Song".'']
 * Robotnik: Huh?
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, you can't catch what you can't see,

[''Robotnik turns around. Scratch and Grounder are still dancing when Robotnik sees them out the window.'']
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: Sonic the Hedgehog, he's gonna make Mobius free,
 * Robotnik: Didn't you hear me? I said stop it!

[''Robotnik pulls out a laser, which resembles the Subatomic Slow Go Beam Weapon from "Slowwww Going". He fires repeatedly at the radio.'']
 * Catty [singing on the radio]: He's a teenage fugitive on the run, eating chili dogs...

[''Robotnik's laser destroys the radio. Scratch and Grounder stop dancing.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: Aaaah!

[''The next scene takes place in the Rebel Radio station. Behind the main door, Max is talking to Catty.'']
 * Max: What inspired you to write "Sonic's Song", Catty?
 * Catty: Well, I followed Sonic's career from the beginning. He's the bravest,

[''Scratch and Grounder walk up to the door. Meanwhile, Sonic and Tails are sitting near some geysers, even using one to heat up their hot dogs. A radio is near them.'']
 * Catty [heard over the radio]: Fastest hero on Mobius!
 * Sonic: Hear that, Tails? Sounds like I'm famous!

[Tails, who is holding his hot dog stick in his left hand, eats part of his hot dog.]
 * Tails: It's about time, Sonic.

[Back at the Rebel Radio Station, Scratch kicks the door open with his left foot.]
 * Max: Hey, you can't just bust in here!

[Scratch reaches behind his back with his left hand and pulls out a paper that says, PROCLAMATION.]
 * Scratch: By order of Dr. Robotnik, this program is cancelled!

[Grounder rolls up to Scratch.]
 * Grounder: Yeah, your ratings are too good!

[''Catty gasps. Grounder rolls up to the microphone and pulls it back with his left drill.'']
 * Grounder: Can I say hello to my mommy?

[Scratch walks past him.]
 * Scratch: No, you don't have a mommy!
 * Grounder: Oh.

[Scratch walks up to Catty and grabs her right arm with both hands.]
 * Scratch: You're coming with us, Catty Carlisle!
 * Catty: Someone help me!

[Back at the geysers, Sonic and Tails' radio jumps up and down as Catty cries for help.]
 * Catty [heard over the radio]: I'm being kidnapped! Help!
 * Sonic: Come on, kid, we gotta help Catty!

[Sonic runs away.]
 * Tails: Let's bust those bots!

[''Tails flies after Sonic. Back at the Rebel Radio Station, Max is trying to reason with Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Max: Hey, ro-bros, chill out! Can't we rap about this?

[Scratch presses his head against Max's.]
 * Scratch: We don't do rap, we're metalheads! Bwahaha!

[Scratch runs back to Catty.]
 * Scratch: Bwahaha!
 * Grounder: Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Scratch and Grounder,

[Sonic is disguised as a news reporter and is holding a microphone in his right hand, and Tails is holding a camera that says, MT in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: We're from "Mobius Tonight"! Millions heard your comedy on the radio just now, and you've become instant celebrities!

[Sonic, who is now holding the microphone in his left hand, hands it to Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Really? "Mobius Tonight"?

[''Scratch snatches the microphone from Sonic with his left hand. As Scratch talks, Catty sneaks away.'']
 * Scratch: What can I say? There's just no stopping great talent!

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand and takes the microphone back from Scratch.]
 * Grounder: Hello, lady robots. I'm single and willing to disassemble,

[As Grounder is talking, Sonic and Catty run out the door, with Tails flying behind him.]
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: So call the studio...

[Scratch takes the microphone back from Grounder with his right hand.]
 * Scratch: Why go for second-best, ladies, when you could have me?
 * Max: Hey, I've got a call for you bots on line one.
 * Scratch: I'll bet it's a beautiful fem-bot for me!

[Scratch runs up to the microphone.]
 * Grounder: I'll bet it's the network.

[Grounder rolls up to the microphone.]
 * Scratch: Ahem. This is Scratch.
 * Grounder: Grounder speaking.
 * Robotnik [heard loudly over the radio]: You transisterized twits! You let Sonic and that singer get away!

[The force of Robotnik's voice pushes Scratch and Grounder back towards a shelf filled with albums.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Aaaah! Oooh! Ow!

[The shelf of albums is now empty, save for one which falls on Scratch's head.]
 * Scratch: Oh!
 * Grounder: Boy, careers are really short in radio.

[The shelf falls on Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Yeee!

[The next scene takes place at Catty's secret studio.]
 * Catty: Don't worry, Sonic. I'll be safe here in my secret studio. How can I ever thank you both for helping me?
 * Sonic: Well, could you play your new song for us?
 * Catty: I'd love to, but I don't have my guitar.
 * Tails: Can't you get a new one?

[Catty sits down in her chair.]
 * Catty: Well, it was custom-made 10,000 miles away from here at Ray's in Big Beat City.
 * Sonic: No problemo! I know where that is! Look after Catty, Tails. I'll be back before the downbeat!

[''Sonic runs away. In the next scene, which takes place at Robotnik's fortress, Scratch and Grounder open a door in the hallway and peer out from it.'']
 * Grounder: We better apologize to Dr. Robotnik!
 * Scratch: Nah, let's just go to our rooms.

[''Scratch and Grounder try to sneak past a curtain which Robotnik is behind. It doesn't work, as Robotnik sees them'']
 * Robotnik: Where do you dumbots think you're going?!

[Robotnik grabs Scratch by his comb with his left hand and Grounder by his antenna with his right hand.]
 * Grounder: Uh, busted.

[Robotnik pulls Scratch and Grounder back.]
 * Scratch: Oh, we thought you were sleeping, o gluteus maximus.

[Robotnik walks up to the window.]
 * Robontik: How could I sing when everybody in Mobius is singing that blasted "Sonic's Song"? It must be stopped!

[Robotnik runs his left index finger through his mustache.]
 * Robotnik: I've got it! I'll put an end to all music on Mobius! No humming, no singing, and no radio!

[''A bird flies to and lands on the branch. He whistles to the tune of "Sonic's Song", infurating Robotnik.'']
 * Robotnik: Aaaah!

[Robotnik swats at the bird with his right hand, but misses, as the bird flies out of the way.]
 * Bird: Awk!
 * Robotnik: And no whistling! You blasted...

[The bird lays an egg, which lands and splats on Robotnik's face.]
 * Robotnik: D'oh!

[Robotnik runs up to a curtain, which he uses to wipe his face with.]
 * Scratch: Ahem, pardon me, your vileness, but there's egg on your face!
 * Robotnik: Not anymore, there isn't!

[''Robotnik growls as he wipes the rest of his face. He then pulls the cord, lifting up the curtain, and revealing his latest robot, the Music Destroyer, or M.D. for short.'']
 * Robotnik: Boys, say hello to the Music Destroyer robot! He can pick up sounds for miles with his super-sensitive ears and sattelite dish. I built him to destroy all music, and capture anything that gets in his way. Now get out there, and do it!

[''In the next scene, The Music Destroyer runs through the streets of Mobius, with Scratch and Grounder following behind him in a garbage truck, which has a picture of a musical note crossed out. A violin plays to the tune of "Sonic's Song". M.D. listens with his super-sensitive ears, then presses them with both his hands.'']
 * Music Destroyer: M-m-m-m-m-m-music! Music gives me such a migraine! Ow ow ow ow ow! There's music!

[''M.D. runs towards the source of the violin music. Scratch and Grounder look at each other, grinning, and a Penguin can be seen in an apartment, playing a violin, until M.D. reaches in through the window with his left arm and grabs the Penguin with his left hand, stopping the music.'']
 * Penguin: Aaaah!

[M.D. pulls the Penguin out.]
 * Penguin: Aaaah!
 * M.D.: Shhh! I must destroy your music!

[''M.D. takes the Penguin's violin from him with his left hand and tosses it into Scratch and Grounder's garbage truck's hull. He then runs into a music store, which even has a sign that says, MUSIC, and walks out, carrying various musical instruments. Scratch and Grounder pull their garbage truck up to him, and he puts the musical instruments in the garbage truck's scoop.'']
 * M.D.: Music is against the law of Robotnik! No more music!

[''Scratch and Grounder's garbage truck dumps the musical instruments into its hull. A Kangaroo playing a drum bounces past Catty's secret studio, and Tails and Catty watch him from a window.'']
 * Catty: Hey, what's going on out there?

[M.D. runs after the Kangaroo.]
 * M.D.: Stop that pounding, you!

[Tails and Catty stare in shock.]
 * Catty: Oh no! That baby's in trouble!

[Catty runs up to the Kangaroo and pushes him out of the way.]
 * Catty: Look out! Look out! Run, little fella!

[''M.D. grabs Catty with his right hand. Tails flies up to M.D.'s head and kicks his satellite dish with his right foot.'']
 * Tails: Let her go, Dumbo!

[M.D. tries to catch Tails with his left hand, but misses, as Tails flies away just in time.]
 * Tails: You missed!

[''Tails blows a raspberry at M.D.. This proves to be unwise, as M.D. then blows at him. The force of M.D.'s blow pushes Tails into a windsock'']
 * Tails: Whoa!
 * Catty [heard offscreen]: Help!

[''M.D. walks away, carrying Catty in his right hand, with Scratch and Grounder driving their garbage truck behind him. Tails helplessly wiggles in the windsock.'']
 * Tails: Catty! Catty!
 * Catty: Someone help me!

[The screen irises out on M.D., then fades to black.]