Sonic Past Cool/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Sonic Past Cool".

[Scene: Knothole Village, Huts.]
 * Sally: Ready, Bunnie?
 * Bunnie: Ready as a junebug in May, darlin'.
 * [Bunnie busts through the roof]
 * Bunnie: Whoa, Nellie!
 * Sally: Bunnie, are you okay?
 * Bunnie: How do I look?
 * Sonic: *laughs* Stuck in the ol' roof.
 * Bunnie: That's just how I feel.
 * Sonic: Hang tight, Bunnie.
 * Bunnie: Whoa!
 * Sonic: Was it something I said?
 * Bunnie: These leg ladders will come in mighty handy next time I have to fix the elevator.
 * Sally: If we can even get them to work right.
 * Rotor: Power switch needs a little tweakin'.
 * Bunnie: Oh my stars; that's not all that needs tweakin'. [screams]
 * Sonic: Gotcha, Bunnie.
 * Bunnie: Thanks, sugar-hog.
 * Tails: Bunnie! Look out!
 * Bunnie: Be careful where y'all are slap shootin' there, tails.
 * Tails: Sorry, Bunnie.
 * Rotor: Hang on, Bunnie. I'm bringing you down.
 * Sally: How do they feel now?
 * Bunnie: Smooth as glass. Thanks Rotor, you little genius.
 * Tails: Sonic! You guys wanna play dirt hockey? I've been practicin'.
 * Sonic: Yeah, you really smoked that puck, big guy.
 * Bunnie: Uh, oh; here we go again!
 * Sonic: Uh...sorry, Tails. Maybe later.
 * Tails: They're always too busy. I'm gonna find my own fun.
 * [Tails takes the elevator up]
 * Tails: Who needs dumb old adults anyway?
 * [Tails knocks the puck into some bushes & searches for it]
 * Tails: [gasps] What's that?
 * [Tails sees a baby terrapod chewing on the puck]
 * Tails: Hey. You're not supposed to eat it. You're supposed to play dirt hockey with it. You don't understand, do ya? It's a hockey puck. You're supposed to hit it with...a hockey stick. [hits the puck] Get it?
 * Baby T: [bleats]
 * Tails: [laughs] Cool!
 * [The two play dirt hockey together]
 * Tails: Alright!
 * [Sometime later]
 * Tails: Excuse me. Guess I'm kinda hungry.
 * Baby T: Huh?
 * Tails: You know. Eat. Food. [burps] Are you hungry?
 * Baby T: [burps]
 * Tails: Ha-ha! Good one!
 * [Tails & Baby T ride the elevator down]
 * Tails: Okay. Coast is clear. Shh...we gotta be real quiet.
 * Baby T: Shh...
 * [They sneak into a hut]
 * Tails: I'll make us a snack. All right! Here's some cookies.
 * [While Tails continues searching through the cupboard, Baby T ate all the cookies]
 * Tails: Hey! You ate it all!
 * Baby T: [burps]
 * Tails: No, Baby T; not supposed to eat everything.
 * Baby T: Aww... [sniffles while walking away]
 * Tails: Baby T, wait! Where ya goin'?

[Scene Change: Outside the Hut.]
 * Tails: Baby T!

[Scene Change: Near the Apple Trees.]
 * Bunnie: Boy, these ladder legs are great, Rotor.
 * Rotor: That's easy for you to say.
 * [As Sonic gathers the apples, Tails approaches him]
 * Tails: Sonic, I have a problem.
 * Sonic: Big or little?
 * Tails: Big.
 * Bunnie: My stars; what in the heck is that?
 * Sally: It's a baby terrapod. How did he get down here?
 * Baby T: [licks Sonic]
 * Sally: [giggles] Aw, he is really cute, but we can't keep him.
 * Tails: How come? He's my friend.
 * Sally: Because his herd is migrating to Boulder Bay right now and he has to go with them. [at Baby T] Where's your mother, little guy?
 * Baby T: [bellows]
 * Bunnie: Oh. Good luck trying to figure that out.
 * Sally: Wait a second. I built a device years ago when I tried communicating with terrapods, but never tested it. Maybe now...
 * [The ground shakes. Roaring is heard in the distance]
 * Tails: What's that, Sonic?
 * Sonic: Sounds like Baby T's family.
 * [Baby T & the Freedom Fighters ride the elevator up. Baby T gets out.]
 * Sally: I think he found his mom.
 * Tails: Baby T, wait! Sonic!
 * Sonic: Comin' big guy! [grabs Tails & runs up a tree] You okay?
 * Tails: Nuh-uh. Baby T was my friend.
 * Sonic: He wouldn't like livin' with us, big guy. He'd miss his mom.
 * Tails: I miss my mom too.
 * Sally: Oh my gosh! They're going the wrong way!
 * Sonic: The wrong way?
 * Sally: Yes. They always migrate south through the Great Meadow and into Boulder Bay. Something's really wrong.
 * Sonic: I'll head 'em off at the ol' pass.
 * [Sonic speeds ahead of the terrapods and gets in front of them to stop them]
 * Sonic: Hang a left, hang a left, hang a left...keep movin', keep movin'.
 * [The terrapods went to the wrong way, leading to the dead end]
 * Sonic: Okay, I know you're supposed to juice but you're juicin' the wrong way!
 * Sally: [approached Momma T] Easy girl. Easy now.
 * Sonic: That communication device works, it'd be past cool, Sal.
 * Sally: The terrapods are the only ones that can tell us why they're going the wrong way.
 * [Sally presses Nicole's buttons to communicate with her]
 * Sally: Start language link search, Nicole.
 * Nicole: Language link search in progress, Sally.
 * Rotor: You really think they can talk?
 * Sally: They're very intelligent. Their sounds have a distinct language pattern.
 * Sonic: They sure seem freaked. I wonder what’s scaring them.

[Scene Change: Robotnik's Command Center.]
 * Robotnik: These terrapod beasts are the final species to be roboticized, Snively. When they're done, I will control every living thing on this planet.
 * Snivley: Except for the Freedom Fighters, Sir.
 * Robotnik: I am aware of that, Snively. You don't have to remind me! Now, what of the terrapods?
 * Snivley: Well, Sir, a Stealth Bot spotted the herd, but lost them.
 * Robotnik: Lost them?
 * Snivley: Yes, Sir.
 * Robotnik: Beasts of burden do not hide, Snively. They, not unlike yourself, have no intelligence.
 * Snivley: Well I beg your pardon, Sir, but reports say they do.
 * Robotnik: I don't care about their brains! I want their brawn! Prepare my hovercraft.

[Scene Change: Great Jungle.]
 * Momma T: [roars]
 * Sally: Sonic, they want to go through the Great Jungle.
 * Sonic: No way. It's uncharted.
 * Terrapods: [roars & stomps]
 * Sally: Oh! This is making me crazy! What do they know that we don't?
 * Sonic: I know. [points skyward]
 * Sally: What?
 * [3 Stealth Bots are flying toward the herd]
 * Sally: Robotnik.
 * Sonic: Come on. Juice time.

[Scene Change: Robotnik's Hovercraft.]
 * [The terrapods can be seen on a monitor]
 * Snivley: Sir, the terrapods disappeared into the Great Jungle with the Freedom fighters.
 * Robotnik: Oooh, I like that, Snively. Now we can get all of them.
 * Snivley: Yes, Sir, but the Great Jungle is still uncharted and we've lost a number of Recon Bots in there and...
 * Robotnik: [interrupts] Make sure we lose no more.
 * Snivley: Yes, Sir.

[Scene Change: Great Jungle.]
 * Sally: [to Momma T] Do you know a special way, girl?
 * Momma T: [roars]
 * Tails: Wow. Look at those plants.
 * [Baby T drags Tails away from the sparkly plants]
 * Tails: Aah! What's wrong? I just wanted to look.
 * Sonic: Something wrong with those plants, Momma T?
 * [Momma T scoots a rock into the plants. The rock dissolves]
 * Sonic: Wow! That is one bad plant! It eats rocks!
 * Rotor: I've gotta check this out.
 * [The plants melt Rotor's screwdriver]
 * Sally: That is really amazing.
 * Sonic: Think what we could do to ol' Robuttnik with a couple of these metal-eating babies. We just have to figure out how to get it - ack! Whoa!
 * [A vine has wrapped itself around Sonic]
 * Sonic: What's with the ol' vine?
 * Sally: Sonic!
 * Sonic: Get me outta here!
 * Bunnie: Oh my stars! What the heck are we gonna do?
 * Sally: That dead tree...come on!
 * Rotor: Come on, push. Push!
 * Bunnie: This is one stubborn tree!
 * Tails: Uh-oh. This doesn’t look good, Baby T.
 * Baby T: Nuh-uh.
 * Tails: Baby T, get your mom. She can help push the tree. Understand?
 * Sonic: Juice time!
 * [Sonic uses the tree to reach solid ground]
 * Sonic: Mucho thanks, Momma T. I owe you. [kisses Momma T]
 * Momma T: [roars]

[Scene Change: Robotnik's Hovercraft.]
 * Snivley: The cages are ready, Sir.
 * Robotnik: Very good, Snively. Let's get this done.
 * Snivley: Yes, Sir.
 * Robotnik: I just need one beast for now, Snively. Pick the largest to experiment on.
 * Snivley: Very good, Sir.
 * Robotnik: Stealth Bots, activate heat seeking radar.

[Scene Change: Great Jungle.]
 * Momma T: [growls]
 * Sonic: Man, she can hear all kinds of stuff we can't.
 * Sally: Yes, their senses are highly evolved.
 * Momma T: [roars]
 * Sonic: What's she sayin'?
 * Sally: I don't know, but something sure has upset her.
 * [Sally adjusts something on the communicator collar]
 * Sally: Come on; try again, girl.
 * Momma T: [roars softly]
 * Sally: [gets Nicole] Come on, Nicole; help me out here.
 * Nicole: Trying Delphi language sequence...
 * Momma T: Danger.
 * Rotor: Danger? What kind of danger?
 * Momma T: [roars]
 * Sally: That sounds like Stealth Bots!
 * Sonic: I'll check it out. *Dashes up a tree* Momma T is on the money.
 * [The Stealth Bots approach, as Sonic runs down the tree]
 * Sonic: Stealth Bots, looking for trouble.
 * [The Stealth Bots fire at the Freedom Fighters, Baby T, and Momma T]
 * Sonic: Whoa! That was bad Momma T! Okay guys, mount up. The TPs are ready to juice.
 * Robotnik: You can run, but you can't hide, hedgehog.
 * Sonic: Let's juice!
 * [The Freedom Fighters and Momma T get away from the Stealth Bots]
 * Sonic: Why can't we loose these guys?
 * Rotor: They're probably using heat scanners.
 * [A cage drops on Momma T, capturing her]
 * Tails: Sonic, Sonic! You gotta save Mama T!
 * Sonic: M-Momma T?
 * Rotor: Robotnik has her in that cage!
 * Sonic: I'll get her in a Sonic second. Hedgehog on the job...
 * [Sonic runs off through the log and lands on the cage]
 * Sonic: Hang in, Momma T!
 * Tails: Don't worry, Baby T. Sonic's the coolest. He'll save your mom.
 * Robotnik: What are you waiting for, Snively? Get the hedgehog!
 * Snivley: Yes, Sir!
 * Sonic: Whoa!
 * Bunnie: Hold on, sugar-hog!
 * [Bunnie extends her robotic legs to reach the cage]
 * Bunnie: Are you all right?
 * Sonic: Yeah. Can you open this thing up?
 * Bunnie: Course I can. No problem.
 * Sonic: Cool. Now hang tight. We'll be juicin' in reverse.
 * Bunnie: Make it quick, sugar-hog. We got company.
 * Sonic: Goin' down.
 * Bunnie: [screams]
 * Rotor: Run for it, Bunnie!
 * [The cage stops a few feet above the ground, right over Bunnie who has ducked to avoid it]
 * Bunnie: Oh my. Little help here, Rotor!
 * Rotor: Coming, Bunnie!
 * Bunnie: My leg is stuck again!
 * Rotor:: There you go.
 * Snivley: Should I use another cage, Sir?
 * Robotnik: Negative. Let them sweat awhile. There is no way for them to get through that force field. Even the hedgehog is trapped. Oooooh...I just tingle all over.
 * Bunnie: We're sittin' ducks down here. We gotta do somethin'.
 * Rotor: What? There's no way through the force field.
 * Sonic: Where there's a will, there's a hedgehog, Rote. But I gotta question. Once I bust it, how long will it stay open?
 * Sally: Uh, it's just a guess, but I'd say no more than 10 seconds.
 * Sonic: Okay. Have everybody ready.
 * Robotnik: Do those fools actually think they can break through my force field? [chuckles] Oh, this should be most entertaining.
 * Sonic: Juice time!
 * Robotnik: That hedgehog! [grunts and angry scream]

[Scene Change: River.]
 * Sonic: Come on, Sal. We gotta keep juicin'.
 * Sally: No, Sonic. We don't know the Great Jungle; Mother T does. We need her help. [adjusts the collar] Come on, Nicole, lock in.
 * Momma T: S-cor...scorch.
 * Sally: That's it. We're getting there, Nicole.
 * Momma T: Sonic. Good idea. Scorch plants eat metal machines.
 * Sonic: Yes! Good call, Momma T. All we need is a big patch of those plants.
 * Momma T: Across...river.
 * [Transition shot to Stealth Bots]
 * Sonic: Yo! Lookin' for me, metal breath? Follow the leader.
 * [Sonic runs away from the Stealth Bots]
 * Sonic: Hey, Robuttnik! You couldn't catch me if I was standing still.
 * Robotnik: You're wrong, hedgehog! This time there is no place to hide.
 * Sonic: Ha! Could’ve fooled me.
 * [Sonic continues running away from the Stealth Bots]
 * Sonic: That's it, Stealth Bots; keep comin'. Keep comin'. Whoa! Scorch city!
 * Robotnik: He's in the open. Take him now!
 * Snivley: Sir, we can't send the bots into those trees.
 * Robotnik: Those puny trees cannot stop my Stealth Bots. Get the hedgehog!
 * Sonic: Crank-up time!
 * Robotnik: Snively, pull up. Pull up!
 * [Robotnik's hovercraft sails up through the trees]
 * Robotnik: We've lost them! Nothing! They're gone.

[Scene Change: Great Jungle.]
 * Sonic: I was thinking, Sal. If we could get some of those scorch plants back to Knothole, we could put a serious dent in Robotnik's metal-heads.
 * Sally: Already done.
 * Sonic: No way.
 * Sally: Yes, done.
 * Sonic: Come on; there's no way to move them.
 * Sally: Sure there is.
 * Sonic: How?
 * Sally: The seeds are harmless. I'm gonna plant them. Past cool, huh?
 * Sonic: Way past.
 * Sally: Really?
 * Sonic: Well, maybe not way past, but past.
 * Sally: Oh?
 * Sonic: Yeah. I'm way past; you're just past.
 * Sally: Uh-huh. Right. [sarcastic] We're really lucky you thought of these seeds.
 * Sonic: Hey, when you're cool, you're cool. And I'm cool.
 * [Rotor suppresses his laughter. Sometime later]
 * Momma T: Look. Home.
 * Sally: It's Boulder Bay. She knew where she was going all along.
 * Sonic: Past cool. Ol' 'buttnik will never find you here, Mama T.
 * Tails: You're my bestest friend, Baby T.
 * Baby T: Aww...
 * Sally: This might help you say goodbye, Tails. [puts the collar on Baby T]
 * Tails: I don't wanna say goodbye. Please come back with us, Baby T. We could play dirt hockey and stuff.
 * Baby T: Stay with Momma T. You come with us.
 * Tails: I can't, Baby T. The Freedom Fighters need me. Bye, Baby T. Be cool.
 * Baby T: Yeah, way past cool. Gotta juice it loose.
 * Sally: Oh my gosh; all that work and he sounds just like you.
 * Sonic: [laughs] Yeah. Gimmie five, Baby T.