User blog:Tails6000/The Hat Flinging Stasher/Guard Stomping Smasher

Hey everyone Tails6000 here bringing an after-halloween story, based off a huge turn of events of a camp fire, and a past story at the master emerald, equalling two versions, both hhaveing different events,and one having it 30 years later.

Version 1
Twister;So I got a good campfire story you should all hear, about the uhh.. Hat Flinging Stasher

Sonic and others: the hash slinging slasher?

Twister:That Hat Flinging Stasher

Sonic:the rat singing, the flat dinging, the fat slinging, slinging.. the the bat binging. uhhh?

Twister:...yes, the hat flinging stasher. but they just call him the ha- UWAAAAA as thats all they have o say before he GETS THEM!

Sonic:TELL US THE STORY

Twister:Years ago, at the very campsite, the hat flinging stasher was a partol man, just...like....you, only clumsier and one night when he was locking the bathrooms, it happened

Sonic: he forgot to use the bathroom

Twister:No

Sonic:Didn't wash his hands

Twister:No

Sonic:Forgot to fill the soap squirters?

Twister;NO! He cut his hand with the door by ,istake, so he replaced it, with a rusty car key, and then he was hit by a car, and at his funeral they fired him, and every...what day is it?

Sonic:tuesday.

Twister:Tuesday night, the ghost of the hat finging stasher comes back here, for his horrible vengance.

Sonic:How will we know?

Twister:There are 3 signs of the approach of the hat flinging tasher, first the fire will suddenly go out. Next there will be a ring on your cell hpone and there will be no body there, lastly, the hat flinging stasher comes from the ghost of the car that ran him over. and he slowly approaches the tent! And you know what happens next?

Sonic:What?

Twister:You sure you want to know?

Sonic:What.

Twister:You really want to know?

Sonic:WHAT WHAT WHAT DOES HE DO!?!

Twister: HE GETS YA! *pokes sonic making him scream*

to be continued