Untouchable Sonic/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Untouchable Sonic".

[''The episode begins with a view of a road near a town. The camera moves to the lower-right side of the screen, where a Mole Farmer is digging with a shovel he is holding in both his hands. He turns to his right side and holds his left hand up to his left ear. Sonic runs past him, with Tails flying behind him, and they spin the Mole Farmer into a hole. A geyser erupts, and it launches the Mole Farmer into the air. Sonic then runs through a boulder, splitting it in half and revealing a dinosaur skeleton inside. Tails flies past the dinosaur skeleton, who turns to face him. Sonic then runs past a tree, stripping it of its leaves and the Squirrel inside it of its fur. The camera zooms in on the Squirrel.'']
 * Squirrel: Yikes!

[''The Squirrel covers his lower body with both his hands and blushes in embarrassment. Tails then flies past the tree, putting its leaves back on, and the Squirrel's fur back on his body. Sonic then runs past some plants, stripping them of their color. As he runs across the road, with Tails flying behind him, he leaves a rainbow trail. He then runs around a mountain, painting the rainbow trail onto it. Tails flies past the mountain, and a sign that says, RAINBOW MT. lands near it. Sonic then runs across some hills, with Tails flying behind him.'']
 * Sonic: I hate to say it, but I'm startin' to slow down!
 * Tails: Me too, Sonic! We've covered all of Mobius since breakfast!
 * Sonic: How else are we gonna find out where Robotnik's strikin' next?
 * Tails: Couldn't we look for a chili dog first?

[Sonic turns to face Tails.]
 * Sonic: Where are you gonna find a chili dog out here in the stiffs?

[Sonic and Tails screech to a halt.]
 * Sonic and Tails: Whoa!

[Sonic and Tails turn to face the town of Mobius Corners near them.]
 * Sonic: I'm glad I asked!

[Sonic and Tails run into the town.]
 * Sonic: Now, if I was a chili dog stand, where would I be?

[The camera zooms in on Sonic and Tails as the latter grabs the former's right arm with his left hand and points his right index finger.]
 * Tails: Hey, Sonic, look!

[''Inside a house, the Citizen from "Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad" pulls down her window shade with her right hand. Outside the Vandervoort Hotel, an elderly frog, mole, and stork run into the hotel, closing the doors behind them. At the Greebley's department store, the mouse vendor rolls up the canopy with both his hands, closes the gate with both his hands, and runs into the store, closing the door behind him. The sounds of locks securing can be heard from inside. Tails shrugs both his shoulders in confusion.'']
 * Tails: What's everybody afraid of?
 * Sonic: Yeah! You'd think they never saw a blue hedgehog before!

[Sonic points his right index finger ahead of himself.]
 * Sonic: Whoa, scope it out!

[''Sonic runs up to Bert's diner, and Tails flies behind him. Tails points his right index finger at the sign that says, BERT'S DINER.'']
 * Tails: "Bert's Diner".

[Sonic looks at a sign that says, FOOT LONG CHILI DOGS, MMM - GOOD 'N' YUMMY, and has a picture of a dog inside a hot dog bun, which the camera zooms in on.]
 * Sonic: Foot-long chili dogs!
 * Tails: Let's eat!

[''Sonic runs up to Bert's diner, with Tails flying behind him. Inside Bert's Diner, Bert Whoo is flipping pancakes with a spatula he is holding in his right hand, while Roxy is picking up a stack of dishes with both her hands. She turns and walks up to Bert as Sonic and Tails walk inside. She looks over at them, and drops the dishes in shock.'']
 * Roxy: Yeow!

[Bert turns to face Sonic and Tails, and points his spatula at them.]
 * Bert Whoo: By jings, I told the other ones no, and I mean no!
 * Sonic: The other ones? What are you talkin' about?
 * Bert: Sorry, I thought at first you was robots!
 * Sonic: Not us!
 * Tails: No way!
 * Sonic: If we were robots, would we be ordering sixteen chili dogs?

[Sonic and Tails run up to a pair of stools and jump onto them.]
 * Sonic: I'll take sixteen chili dogs!
 * Tails: Me, too!
 * Bert: Mobius Corners ain't a safe place to be in right now, young fella! You'd best be movin' on!
 * Roxy: Gosh, Bert, these folks do look kinda hungry!
 * Ball Hog: Huh, yeah, Bert!

[Ball Hog snorts, and Bert and Roxy turn to face him and Roller.]
 * Ball Hog: Feed em'!
 * Roller: Yeah, it'll be the last meal you'll cook!

[Roller holds out his right hand like a stop sign.]
 * Ball Hog: That is,

[Ball Hog snorts and points his right index finger at Bert.]
 * Ball Hog: Unless you gotten smart and decided to pay up!
 * Bert: I've sunk every Mobium I own in this place, and I'm not gonna hand it over to a bunch of good for nothin' robots!
 * Ball Hog: Oh, yeah?

[Ball Hog snorts, then turns to face Roller.]
 * Ball Hog: Show him we mean business, Roller!
 * Roller: You got it, ball hog!

[''Roller turns into a bowling ball, and rolls into a wall, creating a hole in it. Sonic runs through the hole. Ball Hog turns to face Tails.'']
 * Ball Hog: Hey!

[Ball Hog snorts.]
 * Ball Hog: Where'd that blue guy go?
 * Tails: Blue guy? What blue guy?

[''A knock at the door is heard. The camera moves to the left side of the screen, where the door is, and Roller turns to face it.'']
 * Sonic: Okay, open up!

[''Roller opens the door with his right hand, revealing Sonic, who is now disguised as a health inspector, behind it. Sonic is holding a clipboard in his left hand and a pencil in his right.'']
 * Sonic: Department of Health!

[Sonic walks in, and writes in his clipboard.]
 * Sonic: Looking good, Bert!

[Sonic turns to face the hole and points his pencil at it.]
 * Sonic: Glad to see you let in a little fresh air!

[''Everyone stares at the hole. Sonic then walks behind the counter, picks up the spoon in the pot of chili with his left hand, and puts it in his mouth. He gasps and screams as he breathes fire. The camera zooms in on him as he points his left index finger at the pot of chili.'']
 * Sonic: Hmmm. Chili could use some jalepeños!

[Sonic then opens the lid over a plate of oyster crackers with his left hand, picks up an oyster cracker with his right hand, and puts it in his mouth.]
 * Sonic: Nice oyster crackers.

[Sonic then walks past Roxy and writes in his clipboard.]
 * Sonic: Cute-lookin' waitress!

[Sonic then walks up to Ball Hog and Roller and clicks his lips.]
 * Sonic: There's always somethin'! I hate to say it, Bert, you're gonna have to bag these old appliances!
 * Roller: Hey! Who you callin' an appliance?!

[Sonic runs up to a stack of pots and pans and picks them up with both his hands.]
 * Sonic: Let's see if this pot scrubber can still cut it!

[Sonic opens Roller's head with his right hand and puts the stack of pots and pans inside his body with his right.]
 * Roller: Hey!

[''Roller grunts as Sonic stuffs the stack of pots and pans in his body, and Sonic grunts as he jumps on the stack of pots and pans to push it in. Sonic then pushes Roller's head back down with both his hands and screws it counter-clockwise.'']
 * Roller: Whoa!

[''Roller coughs violently, and Sonic grunts as he hits the floor. Roller chokes as Sonic turns to face him.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa, dudes! It needs some water!

[''Sonic runs up to a kettle of water and picks it up with his right hand. He opens Roller's head with his left hand and pours the water into his body. He then closes Roller's head with his left hand, and steam emits from Roller.'']
 * Sonic: There!

[''An alarm bell rings, and Roller groans in pain. Sonic then runs up to the door and grabs the handle with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Totally lame rinse cycle!

[''Sonic opens the door with his right hand, and Roller groans as he runs out it, landing with a crash. Sonic then closes the door.'']
 * Sonic: Close switch! It probably leaves sports on the glasses!

[Sonic walks up to Ball Hog, who snorts.]
 * Ball Hog: All right, you, that does it!

[Ball Hog reaches into his suit with his right hand and pulls out a bomb.]
 * Roxy: Look out!

[''Bert picks up a pie with his right hand. He walks up to Ball Hog and hits him in the face with it. Ball Hog snorts and tosses his bomb into the air. Roller opens the door with his right hand and walks in.'']
 * Roller (in a gargled voice): Hey, what's the big idea?

[Roller catches the bomb with both his hands, and screams as he holds it.]
 * Sonic: How many times do I have to tell you? No playing ball inside!

[''Ball Hog screams as Sonic pushes him away with both his hands. He flies into Roller, knocking them both out the door, which Sonic closes with his right hand. Ball Hog's bomb explodes. Sonic then opens the door with his right hand, runs away, then comes back, holding a trash can in both his hands, which he sets outside. Tails, Bert, and Roxy all watch out at Ball Hog and Roller's pieces land in the trash can.'']
 * Bert: Nice work, young fella! You put those robo-hoods right where they belong!

[Tails flies into the air and catches a piece of paper in his right hand.]
 * Tails: Hey, Sonic! Guess what!

[''Tails flies down to Sonic, Bert, and Roxy. They all look over the piece of paper.'']
 * Sonic: I might have known!

[''A view of the paper is shown. It says, DR. RoBoTNiK's "OR ELSe" PRoTecTioN SeRVice, "Pay Me Now OR I'LL POUND ya LATeR".'']
 * Sonic: Dr. Robotnik's "Or Else" Protection Service. "Pay me now or I'll pound ya later."

[Tails tosses the paper on the floor.]
 * Tails: So this is what Robotnik's up to!
 * Roxy: Uh-huh, and Mr. Whoo is the only one who wouldn't pay, so they said they'd bust up his diner!

[Bert points his right thumb at himself.]
 * Bert: I'm the mayor of Mobius corners. Somebody had to stand up to them!
 * Sonic: Well, now you got us to stand with you!

[''A ringing sound can be heard from inside the trash can. Tails runs up to the trash can.'']
 * Tails: It's in here!

[Tails reaches into the trash can with his right hand and pulls out a Robocom phone, which he holds up to his left hand.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: Hello? Hello, Ball Hog? Roller?

[Sonic runs up to Tails.]
 * Robotnik: This is Dr. Robotnik!
 * Tails: The parties you are trying to reach have been disconnected, and so is your brain, Robuttnik! Your protection racket is busted!

[''Tails tosses the phone into the trash can. Sonic then puts his left hand on Tails' shoulder. Inside Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik is holding a phone in his right hand and hangs it up.'']
 * Robotnik: If that hedgehog thinks he can stop me that easy, he's wrong! Scratch! Grounder!

[''In the living room, Scratch and Grounder are sitting on the couch, watching scenes from the unaired pilot episode. In the first scene, Sonic is running across the desert as Robotnik pokes his head out from behind some plants. He then pulls out a cannon with both his hands and aims it at Sonic. He then walks up to a cactus and grunts as he picks it up with both his hands. He puts it in the cannon, then picks up a cannon stuffer with both his hands, which he uses to push the cactus into the cannon. He grunts as he jumps to the other side, pulls out a lighter with his left hand, and uses it to light the fuse. He ducks and covers his ears with both his hands as the cannon fires the cactus at Sonic, who turns to face it, strectches out his cheeks, and sticks his tongue out at it. Sonic then picks a single prickle out of the catcus with his left hand and uses it to pick at his teeth. He runs away, and the cactus suddenly sprouts legs and a mouth. It pants heavily, then sprouts hands, the right of which it waves at Sonic. It then jumps back into the cannon, and Robotnik laughs as he dances. He then looks over at the cannon, and screams as it explodes. When the explosion clears, Robotnik grunts as he is now covered in prickles. The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place in Robotnik's fortress, where Robotnik is now sitting naked in a tub as a machine pulls prickles out of his body.'']
 * Robotnik: Ow! Ow!

[In the next scene, a village of rabbits cheers as Sonic runs past them.]
 * Rabbit Villagers: Yay, Sonic!

[''Sonic then runs up to a sign that says, ROBOTNIK WANTS YOU, wherein an image of Robotnik points his right index finger. Sonic pulls the mustache off Robotnik's face with both his hands and tosses it aside, then pulls out a paintbrush with his right hand and a palette with his left. He paints hairs on Robotnik's face, and paints out one of his teeth. He then tosses his paintbrush and palette aside and runs away, and the image of Robotnik frowns. In the next scene, Sonic is standing near Tails and jumps into the lake. He swims through it as a pair of Mashers spot him. They, along with a school of Chop Chops, a school of Mashers, and an Octus all swim after Sonic. Sonic swims through some seaweed, which the Chop Chops, Mashers, and Octus all get tangled up in. As they struggle to escape, Sonic turns to face them, then turns to face a pipe draining the water from the lake. Sonic spins into the pipe and travels through it. As the scene ends, Scratch, who is holding a remote in his left hand, hits a button on it with his left thumb to change the channel. On the next channel, a Surgeon pushes the doors open with both his hands.'']
 * Surgeon: Everyone can benifit from a little neural surgery!

[The Surgeon is now holding a scalpel in his left hand, and the patient runs away in fear.]
 * Surgeon: Come back here, stat!

[''Scratch presses the butoon on the remote with his left thumb. On the next channel, a trio of criminals is on the run from the cops. One criminal is driving their car while the other two fire their guns at the cops. One cop is driving the car while the other is firing a gun he is holding in his left hand.'']
 * Grounder: Step on the gas, fellas!

[Scratch and Grounder are now off the couch, and Scratch jumps frantically as he points his left hand at the TV.]
 * Scratch: Look out! The cops are right behind you!
 * Grounder: Oh, no!

[Grounder covers his eyes with both his drills.]
 * Grounder: Oh, why do the good guys always have to catch the bad guys?

[''Scratch imitates gunfire as he points both his index fingers at the TV. Grounder also imitates gunfire as he points both his drills at the TV.'']
 * Grounder: Gotcha!
 * Scratch: No, you didn't! I got him!

[Grounder turns to face Scratch.]
 * Grounder: Oh, like fun you did! My machine gun hit him right in the...
 * Robotnik: Dumbbots! get in here now!

[Scratch and Grounder scream and flinch in fear as the screen rumbles, and plaster falls from the ceiling.]
 * Scratch: He's yelling again!
 * Grounder: So? We're on a break! who cares if he yells!
 * Scratch: Me!
 * Grounder: Yeah, me, too!

[''Scratch and Grounder run through the door, leaving a hole in it, and causing it to fall over. They run into Robontik's bedroom, leaving a cloud of dust that makes Grounder cough.'']
 * Grounder: You called, your repulsiveness?

[Robotnik coughs violently, then waves his right hand at Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: Of all the factuous, bungling dunderheaded goof-bots, you two take the cake!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: It-it wasn't me, your scurviness, Grounder took it!

[Scratch points his left index finger at Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Oh, I did not! I didn't take the cake, he took it!

[Grounder points his right drill at Scratch.]
 * Robotnik: Silence!

[Scratch jumps at Grounder and hugs him.]
 * Robotnik: I can't reach Ball Hog and Roller, so I want you two to go to Mobius Corners at once!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Right away, your vileness! Uh, what are we supposed to do?
 * Robotnik: I'm making you the chief enforcers for Robotnik's Protection Service! Get out there and enforce!

[''Robotnik points his right index finger at Scratch and Grounder. The former then stands next to the latter.'']
 * Scratch: Enforcers? Like on TV!
 * Grounder: Oh, boy! Do we get to be the bad guys, huh?
 * Robotnik: Of course you get to be the bad guys!

[Scratch points his left thumb behind himself.]
 * Scratch: Ha! I'll show those bums!
 * Grounder: Yeah!

[Grounder chuckles.]
 * Grounder: They'll be sorry they messed with me!

[Grounder hits his right arm with his left drill, causing his right arm to fall off.]
 * Robotnik: That's enough! Just make sure you strike fear and trembling into the citizens of Mobius Corners so they'll beg to pay for my protection, and especially that stubborn old guy, Bert Whoo!
 * Grounder: Who?
 * Scratch: Bert Whoo!
 * Grounder: Bert Who?
 * Robotnik: You got it!
 * Grounder: Oh, I got it! Bert You Got It!

[Scratch sticks out his tongue in disapproval.]
 * Grounder: Sounds hard.

[As Robotnik talks to Scratch and Grounder, he runs his right thumb and index finger through the right side of his mustache.]
 * Robotnik: And if that hedgehog gets in your way, enforce him!

[''Robotnik points his left index finger at Scratch and Grounder. The screen then transitions to a view outside Bert's diner. Inside, Sonic is holding a chili dog in both his hands.'']
 * Tails: Three, two, one, go!

[''Sonic munches on the chili dog, spraying chili onto Roxy's face. Red hearts emit from her. Sonic then licks the chili off the fingers of his right hand. As Roxy talks to Sonic, Bert stirs a pot of chili with a spoon he is holding in his right hand.'']
 * Roxy: Wow! I never saw anybody that could eat a chili dog that fast!
 * Sonic: It takes a lot of practice.

[Sonic and Tails gasp when they hear Scratch.]
 * Scratch: All right, you mugs! Come and get it!

[Sonic and Tails turn to face each other, then Tails points his right thumb behind himself.]
 * Tails: Is that who I think it is?

[''Sonic and Tails run up to the window and looks outside it. Scratch and Grounder are now dressed like gangsters.'']
 * Scratch: You hear me? Come and get it!
 * Grounder: Yeah, if you don't come and get it, we're gonna keep it, then you'll be sorry!
 * Scratch: D'oh, shut up and bring me the violin case!

[''Scratch points his right thumb at the car, and Grounder opens the door with his right hand. Bert and Roxy look out the window with Sonic and Tails.'']
 * Roxy: Ewww! Who are those waldos?
 * Sonic: A couple more of Robotnik's goonbots!
 * Bert: Byjings, I've had enough! I'm gonna run em' out of town!

[Bert shakes his right fist angrily, then Sonic holds his right hand out like a stop sign at him.]
 * Sonic: Hang on, could be really dangerous out here!

[Grounder is now holding the violin case in both his hands, and hands it to Scratch.] Scratch: Won't cooperate, huh? [Scratch picks up the violin case with both his hands.]
 * Scratch: They'll be sorry!

[''Scratch opens the violin case with his left hand and pulls out the violin inside with the same hand. He then tosses the violin case back at Grounder with his right hand. Grounder catches it in both his hands, then pulls out a bow with his right hand and plays the violin with it. As he plays the violin, Grounder covers his ears with both his hands'']
 * Scratch: You ready to say "Uncle"?

[Sonic blows a raspberry at Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, all right, they asked for it!

[''Sonic looks out the window as Scratch tosses the violin and bow aside. Scratch then reaches into the car with his right hand, pulls out a dynamite pack with his right hand, and lights it with a match he is holding in his left.'']
 * Scratch: I'm gonna let him have it with a time bomb set for 30 seconds!

[Scratch tosses the dynamite at Bert's diner.]
 * Sonic: What's that space case doing?

[Grounder, who is holding the time clock in his left hand, rolls up to Scratch.]
 * Grounder: Uh, you forgot to attach the timing device!
 * Scratch: Hmmm. Then I guess it'll explode right away!

[Sonic gulps, then looks up.]
 * Sonic: Uh-oh!

[The dynamite falls, and the screen fades to black.]