Closed Door Policy/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Closed Door Policy".

[Scene: Seaside Island, Day]
 * [An explode-o-nut lands on the ground. A monkey picks up a stone and just before he breaks the coconut open, it beeps and explodes, burning the monkey. He is chased off the scene by Eggman.]
 * [Dr. Eggman]: That's right. No one can stop me from turning every coconut on this island into deadly explode-o-nuts! Thanks to my fiendish Spider Bombs.
 * [Eggman presses a button that deploys four Spider Bombs]
 * Dr. Eggman: Scuttle, my spiders. Scuttle!
 * [As the Spider Bombs scatter, one of them drills a hole into a coconut and falls inside it. It beeps just before Sonic picks it up.]
 * Sonic: Is it just me or Eggman's plans gotten a little... wierd.
 * [Sonic throws the coconut up to Tails, who bats it up in the air. It explodes in mid-air.]
 * Tails: Exploding Spider Bomb coconuts? No. It's not just you.
 * Knuckles: [Catching an explode-o-nut] How can we tell a difference between regular coconuts and the explode...

[''The coconut explodes in his face. He coughs.''] I see.
 * [Sonic chucks another coconut up in the air. Amy swings it away with her hammer towards Eggman, exploding near him.]
 * Amy: It's psychological. The Spider Bots are an obvious cry for help and the coconuts indicate deep-seated mother issues.
 * Dr. Eggman: I do not have mother issues!
 * [Eggman Grunts and deploys a ring of coconuts to Team Sonic. An alarm clock rings behind Amy's back. She reads the time.]
 * Amy: All sorted. I promised Sticks a girl's night out to the volcano. Can we wrap this up?
 * Sonic: Just when it was getting good.
 * [Knuckles uses the Ground pound to lift the explode-o-nuts up in the air. Sonic jumps and redirects them all back to Eggman. They float around the Eggmobile...]
 * Dr. Eggman: Poor me. [...and explode.] Curse you, Sonic! I just had this washed.
 * [Eggman tries to flee but his Eggmobile struggles, ejecting smoke.]

[Scene Change: Sticks' Burrow, Day]
 * Amy: Come on, Sticks. The volcano's not gonna be all night.
 * Sticks: No volcano closes?
 * Amy: It's an expression.
 * Sticks: Of what?
 * Amy: I don't know! It's an expression, it's just an expression! [Sticks gives a confused look to Amy] Come on, getting ready is half the fun of going out, like, What have you got in your purse?
 * Sticks: Purse?
 * Amy: A girl needs the essentials. [She rummages around her handbag and show Sticks a cab fare,] Cab fare; [a lipstick,] Lip balm; [and a photo of Sonic] picture of a platonic friend that you have no romantic interest in.
 * Sticks: Purse, right.
 * [Sticks runs to her storage room and closes the door.]
 * Amy: Sticks! Are you OK? [She opens the door and realizes Sticks has mislaid her purse] Oh no!
 * Sticks: The purse should be around here somewhere.
 * Amy: Sticks, you're a pack rat!
 * Sticks: No I'm not! A pack rat is some kinda dance, right?

[Scene Change: Outside Sticks' Burrow, day]
 * Amy: Thanks to all of you for helping with Sticks' yard sale. We all know she's a pack rat but today we can beat it. Right, Sticks?
 * Sticks: I don't think I'm right!
 * Sonic: Amy, do you think maybe you're being a little too "take-charge"?
 * Amy: I'm only doing what anyone would do for a friend who's pathetic and hopeless.
 * Sticks: [Angrily] Hey, Hey!
 * Amy: But the yard sale begins!
 * [Amy blows the whistle. Sticks covers her ears.]
 * Sonic: [Grumpily] Nope. Not too "take-charge" at all.
 * [Knuckles, Tails, Amy and Sticks stand behind the garage sale. The first three customers walk in to the sale.]
 * Fastidious Beaver: How much for this Sticks' mini beehouse?
 * Sticks: I can't sell that! My great Ames gave it to me.
 * Fastidious: I mean, how much for this cow skull?
 * Sticks: No! That's where I keep my Sticks' beehive!
 * Fastidious: How about this wad of moss?
 * Sticks: [Snatches the moss] Not that moss! If you hold it sideways under a full moon it looks like Amy. Wait who noticed. I bid.
 * Amy: Five bucks for all of it.
 * [Fastidious buys all three of the items, places them in the sack and walks away slowly. Sticks grunts furiously.]
 * Amy: Just breathe.
 * [Sticks folds her arms in disgust.]
 * Tails: [Picks up a crystal and shows it to Knuckles] Look, Knuckles. A tsukai crystal cluster. Perfect to build a Hyper Exo Manifier! Don't you think?
 * Knuckles: Umm... What came after "Look, Knuckles"?
 * [Tails gives a stern look to Knuckles.]
 * [Meanwhile Eggman walks in and picks up a poster, reading it. He tries to hide it in his pocket but gets a fright from Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Hey! What are you doing there?
 * Dr. Eggman: I was... going to buy this.
 * Sonic: Ten bucks.
 * Dr. Eggman: Ten bucks?! Highway robbery!
 * [Eggman puts the poster back on the table. He and Sonic both walk away from each other. With Sonic out of sight, Eggman steals the poster, hiding it in his pocket but gets caught again.]
 * Sonic: Ahem!
 * Dr. Eggman: Two bucks?
 * Amy: Guys, could you move this couch to the other side of the yard?
 * Knuckles: You got it.
 * [Knuckles and Tails try to move the couch. While Knuckles has no problem, Tails struggles to lift it. Meanwhile Eggman tries stealing the poster again, but Sonic detects him again. Eggman furiously tries to negotiate with Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Ahem!
 * Dr. Eggman: Three bucks, and not a penny more!
 * [Ahead of the camera Knuckles moves the couch with Tails being dragged across the ground.]
 * Lady Walrus: How much for this stump helmet?
 * Amy: Four bucks. Right, Sticks?
 * [Sticks threatens to grunt again but Amy blocks her mouth with an item. Sticks muffles a response.]
 * Tails: What luck! This rock would make a perfect focusing lens for my Hyper Exo Manifier. All I need is a refracting chamber and an influx reflector. Right, Knuckles?
 * Knuckles: Do you use big words just to make me feel the uh... Uh... What's that word that means not smart?
 * Tails: Obtuse?
 * Knuckles: Yeah see? [Tails put his hands down and shows a miserable look] That's what I'm talking about.

[Scene Change: Sticks' Burrow, Day]
 * [Behind Sticks' burrow is a door covered by a surfboard. Amy tries to pull the surfboard off but gets distracted by Sonic.]
 * Sonic: [Calling] Amy, how much for this granite ottoman?
 * Amy: Be right there! Just grabbing the last of this stuff!
 * [Amy pulls the surfboard off the door. A noise from Frogymandias is heard behind the door. Amy hears the noise but it stops.]
 * Amy: Oh well, coming!
 * [As Amy walks away, the noises reoccur. She shrugs her shoulders and walks further away with the surfboard. She puts it down and runs back to the door becoming nervous. She finds a spoon and picks it up.]
 * Amy: Oh, forgot the spoon.
 * [Meanwhile Sonic shakes Eggman's body, revealing all kinds of items that have been dropped inside his clothing.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Three and a half bucks?
 * Amy: When this is over you'll feel so much better. A clean house is a happy house. Now how much should we charge for that old surfboard I found?
 * Sticks: Wait. Old surfboard made of the hardest wood in the forest blocking the granite border with the evil skull on it?
 * Amy: Yeah. So?
 * [Sticks runs to the mysterious door and listens to it. The door shakes.]
 * Sticks: This is the cave of the evil Froglodytes. [Pushes the door] That surfboard was there to keep it shut!
 * [The door is barged open, pushing Amy and Sticks out of the way. The Froglodytes yell at the girls.]
 * Amy: Oh. What? Sonic!
 * [Sonic rushes over to help. Knuckles and Tails follow Sonic. He notices the girls trying to hold the Froglodytes back.]
 * Sonic: What's going on?
 * Sticks: Amy took down the surfboard, which was the only difference protecting us from the horde of Froglodytes invading from the very startle of the world!
 * Amy: [Quickly] My bad.
 * Sonic: Now you're talking! About the invading horde I mean, not the part about you screwing up.
 * [Sonic and Knuckles charge at the Froglodytes. Knuckles assists Amy and Sticks into holding the Froglodytes.]
 * Knuckles: Whatever you got for the surfboard Amy it was totally worth it.
 * Sticks: Oh! Here's the only thing between us in a world of evil monsters. I'll just sell that for three bucks.
 * Knuckles: Because the clean home is a happy home.
 * Amy: [Angrily] Okay! I get it!
 * [Sonic gets surrounded by Froglodytes, unable to move.]
 * Sonic: I can use a little help here. It is if you guys are done making fun of Amy, who, by the way, totally deserves it.
 * [Suddenly, Sticks gets captured by the Froglodytes into the cave.]
 * Sonic: Sticks!
 * [As soon as they capture Sticks, all the Froglodytes return to the cave and close the door. During this, Sonic lands on his head as the Froglodytes let go of him.]
 * Tails: The Froglodytes took her!
 * Amy: What do we do?
 * Knuckles: Hmph, blame you?
 * Amy: After that!
 * Sonic: We go in and rescue her!
 * Tails: I wish my Hyper Exo Manifier was finished!
 * Sonic: Look. I'm sure you'll find the part you'll need. We got a whole junkyard of stuff here.


 * [A Montage plays as Team Sonic improvise their weapons. Knuckles smooths out a pair of rock gloves, Tails builds his Hyper Exo Manifier. He pulls the trigger but nothing comes out, leaving Tails confused. Amy loads up a can full of beehives attached to a strap. She puts it on like a rucksack. Knuckles experiments with a chair and a couch as a form of defense. Amy wears a plank on her arm as her form of protection. Tails rebuilds the Hyper Exo Manifier. He pulls a trigger and smoke comes out. Sonic holds a Chili Dog.]
 * Sonic: Time to take in the trash!
 * Knuckles: What does that mean?
 * Sonic: Ssh. It's a dramatic moment.

[Scene Change: Froglodyte Caves]
 * [Sticks is seen trapped around a rope.]
 * Priest: [Church voice] Oh, great Frogymandias. Accept this humble sacrifice! [Quietly] Really humble. Scrawny actually. [Church voice] We've been stuck down here for so long, you'll take anything. [To Sticks] Have you anything to say before you were sacrificed? Oh, wretched soul...
 * [As soon as the Priest takes a rope off, Sticks bites his finger. The Froglodytes gasp in horror. Sticks releases herself and bends his arm backwards.]
 * Sticks: You got a lot of nerve with somebody who lives in my basement.
 * Priest: There's one of you and oh let's see [Starts counting] One, two, a bazillion of us.
 * Froglodyte: Um, sir. Og is home sick.
 * Priest: [Grumbles] A bazillion minus one of us. [To Sticks] What chance do you think you have?
 * [A coconut hits his head and knocks his cane off.]
 * Sticks: Hey! I know that coconut!
 * Sonic: Give us back our friend!
 * [The Froglodytes start throwing their arrows at Team Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Couch!
 * [Team Sonic hide behind Knuckles' couch to intercept the arrows. Afterwards, Knuckles throws the couch of arrows back at the Froglodytes, knocking them over.]
 * Amy: I knew this stuff would come in handy.
 * Sonic: No you didn't. Let's get him!
 * [Sonic rolls down the steps and spin attacks some Froglodytes. More of them charge up the steps.]
 * Amy: Beehive, ya! Beehive, ya! He's innocent like bees in it, ya!
 * [Amy throws three beehives towards the Froglodytes. A beehive opens and bees come out, forcing them to retreat.]
 * Tails: Eat my Hyper Exo Manifier!
 * [Tails fires a shot and freezes a Froglodyte.]
 * Tails: It worked! It absolutely worked! [The weapon destroys itself.] Frown.
 * Knuckles: You look tired. Have a seat!
 * [Knuckles throws a chair at the Froglodytes. The chair cracks and knocks a few of them down.]
 * Knuckles: [Laughs] I crack myself up.
 * [Sonic spin attacks some more Froglodytes and steals a bat from one of them. He hands it over to Sticks.]
 * Sonic: Sticks. Need this?
 * Sticks: Hey, thanks.
 * [Sticks hits the Priest with the bat.]
 * Sonic: Come on. Let's blow this frog-like stand.
 * [Team Sonic escape to the door. When everyone comes out, Sonic closes the door.]
 * Sonic: Now to block this door forever.
 * [Amy pushes some furniture towards the door and blocks it.]
 * Amy: Designer shelving, sturdy, and good Fung Shui.

[Scene Change: Outside Sticks' Burrow, day]
 * Sticks: I don't know about you guys, but I need a trip to the volcano.
 * Amy: Really? Great!
 * [Sonic notices Eggman trying to steal the poster again. He rushes over to him.]
 * Sonic: Ahem.
 * Dr. Eggman: 3.75?
 * Sonic: Fine.
 * [Eggman hands the change over to Sonic. Eggman sits in-front of a tree and reads the poster. An explode-o-nut falls from the tree and explodes, destroying the poster and leaving Eggman covered in smoke.]

[Scene Change: Volcano, Day]
 * [Sticks and Amy throw rocks into the lava.]
 * Amy: Woohoohoo! Mine went for this before it melted.
 * Sticks: No! Mine went for this before it melted.
 * Amy: Sticks, are you worried about the Froglodytes coming out again?
 * Sticks: Nah. I think they'll be fine. [They laugh and throw some more rocks.]

[Scene Change: Froglodyte Caves]
 * [Frogymandias roars inside the cave]
 * Priest: My brethren. We are trapped. [The others gasp] No, but this old furniture totally brightens up the place. Og, move that coffee table over here. It really ties the cage together.
 * Froglodyte: Um, sir. Og is home sick.