User blog:MilkyTheRainbowUnicorn/Horrible Puns.

So a really annoying kid called Evelyn walks up to me and says: why did the chicken cross the road? And I, trying to be as enthusiastic as I can, say: to get to the other side.

Do you know what she says? '' How would I know? Ask the chicken!''

So I have decided to  make my own page jam-packed full of horrible, terrible puns that will make you question life. Enough said.

1. I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

2. I'm going to make Wi-Fi my valentine: we have such a connection!

3. I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can? He's lucky it was a soft drink.

5. The girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I had never met herbivore.

6. My grade in Marine Biology is below C- Level.

7. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

8. The wich's book was useless: she hadn't run a spell check!

9. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

10. I can't believe i got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

11. I am reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

12. My friend's bakery burned down last night. His business is toast.

13. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.

14. The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a few minutes ago.

15. Sleeping comes so naturally, I can even do it with my eyes closed.

So that's about it! Let me know if you want more horrible puns and leave a comment below if you have a horrible pun that I missed. There is always room for improvement!Hope you enjoyed!

-Milky