Unlucky Knuckles/Transcript

This is a transcript for the Sonic Boom episode "Unlucky Knuckles".

[Scene: A field]


 * Knuckes: Yeah! [places a gofaball on a tee] Who's gonna take it downtown? Knuckles, that's who! Gonna pour Sonic a hurt-tonic! And the pain is gonna be cronic!


 * Sonic: Okay, we get it. [flips a coin]


 * Knuckles: Tails! [turning his attention to Tails] Tails, you flip it. Not sure I trust this guy...


 * [Sonic gives the coin to Tails who flips it in the air.]


 * Knuckles: Heads!


 * [The coin lands on Tails' wrist and he flips it over to reveal it as tails]


 * Knuckles: Doh! Lucky...


 * [Sonic tosses his gofaball into the air and hits it with his club. The gofaball then flies right into the hole and rolls back down the mountain where it pops up from a hole and Sonic catches it.]


 * Knuckles: Don't give me that look!


 * [Knuckles heads over to swing his gofaball and the gofaball rolls toward the hole but a leaf lands on it causing it to move the other way.]


 * Tails: One nothing, Sonic!


 * Knuckles: Oh come on! You saw the wind blew that, right? [Swings another gofaball but it hits some birds.] What?!


 * Sonic: You gotta factor in bird migration! That's Gofaball 101.


 * [Knuckles growls and goes to swing another ball. However, it ends up going past the hole and Knuckles tries again. He tries again over and over until he tires out.]


 * Knuckles: That's totally unfair!


 * Tails: Maybe you need to work on your swing.


 * Knuckles: You kidding me?! It has nothing to with my swing! It has everything to do with luck!


 * [Sonic and Tails just stare at him and Knuckles takes another swing where the ball actually stops in midair before landing. A fustrated Knuckles throws his club which actually lands in the hole and Knuckles screams loudly.]

[Scene change: Amy's house in the garden]


 * [Knuckles is seen pacing around with Amy and Sticks watching him.]


 * Amy: Knuckles, I see you're upset but-


 * Knuckles: Don't bother trying to get me to talk about my feelings.


 * Amy: Actually, I was gonna try to get you to stop killing my grass!


 * Knuckles: Sonic the Luck Monkey beat me in Gofaball by getting totally lucky!


 * Amy: I thought you didn't want to talk about your feelings?


 * Knuckles: I don't! I just wanna yell!


 * Amy: We all get into a slump every now and again...


 * Knuckles: I'm not in a slump!


 * Amy: Oh really? How many times have you lost to Sonic this week?


 * Knuckles: [Starts counting with his fingers.] I told you, I don't want to talk about this!


 * Sticks: Maybe, there is a disturbance in the luck balance of the universe!


 * Knuckles: That could happen? Stupid universe...


 * Sticks: What you need to do is burn through rest of this losing streak by bringing yourself as much bad luck as you can as fast as you can to speed up shifitng the luck balance of the universe back the way it was before this all happened!


 * [Amy and Knuckles just stare at each other.]


 * Sticks: Yeah, that's right! You heard me!


 * Amy: Shift the luck balace of the universe? Really?


 * Knuckles: I'm so there!

[Scene change: The canyon.]


 * Knuckles: I can't believe I've never thought of this before! [Punches a large rock formation causing a larger rock to land on him. Knuckles then perches himself over a crater.] When the luck balance of the universe shifts against you, just get it all over with as quickly as possible to shift it back! [Jumps into the crater.] It's like one of those things when you hear it, you're like "Duh! It's so obivious!" [Lands on the ground and gets out to walk over into a cannon.] Just a place to take my horrible, [Is launched out of the cannon.] PAINFUL, [Hits a tree.] brutal punishment... [Falls to the ground and a beehive falls on him and the bees start stinging him.] AH! I CAN ALMOST FEEL MY LUCK CHANGING ALREADY!!!

[Scene change: Sonic's Shack.]


 * Sonic: [Reading a book before noticing Knuckles.] Oh man, Knuckles. You okay?


 * Knuckles: [Covered in bruises.] Am I okay? Are you okay you mean? [Flicks Sonic's nose.] Or are you getting too nervous the Gofaball beatdown heading your waa-ahh! Give me a minute! It's hard to trash talk with a punctured lung...


 * Sonic: Looks to me like you're not in much condition to play anything.


 * Knuckles: Hah! You only think I'm not in much condition to...whatever you said! But, in fact, I finally tipped the luck balance of the universe back in my favor! Your lucky streak is over, Sonic! Brace yourself my friend 'cause there's nothing but sunny skies ahead for this- [Is suddenly crushed by a refridgerator.]

[Scene change: Dr. Eggman's lair]