User blog:ZionWWBU2001/Neo's First Meeting with Shadow.

Neo: *drinks root beer* Ahhh... Nice refreshing root beer.

Shadow: Great. It's that monkey again. Alright, monkey! I've got you! *tackles Neo*

Neo: Hey! What the heck, man?!

Shadow: Hm?

Neo: MY ROOT BEER! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shadow: Aw, crap.

Neo: CHAOS BLAST!!!

Shadow: Son of a b-

(KABOOM!)

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Neo: And that's how me and Shadow met.

Shadow: And that's why I hate him.

Zion: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!!!!!

Neo/Shadow: AW, SHI-

(GUN FIRES)