Sno Problem/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Sno Problem".

[The episode begins with a view outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: At last! A plan so fool-proof, even you mechanical morons can't mess it up!

[Inside Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik is standing next to the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic ray.]
 * Robotnik: This is the weapon which will allow me to control Mobius once and for all; the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic!

[Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be in the kitchen.]
 * Grounder: Sounds cool!

[Grounder nudges Scratch with his left arm and chuckles.]
 * Scratch: Bwahahaha! Bwahahahaha! Cool!
 * Robotnik: Cool? It's positively cold! With this device, I'll be able to freeze every citizen on Mobius solid!
 * Scratch: Even the pesky hedgehog?
 * Robotnik: Especially the pesky hedgehog!

[''As Robotnik talks to Scratch, grounder grunts as he turns his right drill into a hand and uses it to grab some CREAMY BOY brand mayonnaise on the counter. When he does, it slips out of his hand and flies into the air.'']
 * Robotnik: And once everyone on Mobius is completely immobilized,

[''The jar of mayonnaise lands on Scratch's head and shatters. Scratch stares angrily at Grounder as steam emits from his ears and the sound of an airhorn blaring can be heard. Scratch picks up a handful of mayonnaise with his right hand and tosses it at Grounder, hitting him on the head. Robotnik is now holding a servitude chip in his right hand.'']
 * Robotnik: I'll install one of these into every creature on the planet!

[Grounder picks up a handful of mayonnaise with his right hand and tosses it at Scratch, hitting him on the head.]
 * Robotnik: Servitude chips!

[As Robotnik continues talking to Scratch and Grounder, the camera moves over to them as they continue tossing handfuls of mayonnaise at each other.]
 * Robotnik: They guarantee complete and unquestioning obedience to me!

[Robotnik laughs evilly.]
 * Robotnik: Am I an evil genius or what? I said...

[''Another jar of mayonnaise is tossed at Robotnik and it hits the back of his head. Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder, the former of whom is holding a handful of mayonnaise in his right hand and is about to toss it at Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: You junk pile, I'll...

[''Robotnik grabs Scratch's neck with his left hand, and Scratch squawks. Robotnik then opens Scratch's head with his right hand and puts one of the servitude chips inside it with the same hand. He then closes Scratch's head with the same hand and lets go of his neck.'']
 * Scratch: I'll do your bidding until the ends of time, O powerful master!

[Grounder is now holding a fish in his right hand, which he spins around.]
 * Grounder: Heh! You dropped your guard, ratchet-head! Take...

[Before Grounder can finish, Robotnik grabs his head with his left hand and opens it with his right.]
 * Grounder: Huh?

[''Robotnik puts a servitude chip in Grounder's head with his right hand, then closes Grounder's head with the same hand and lets go. Grounder then hands Robotnik his fish.'']
 * Grounder: Take all that is mine, O severant of sleaziness!

[Grounder bows his head at Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Yes, much better! Let's see now a test of your devotion.

[Robotnik snaps his right thumb and index finger.]
 * Robotnik: I know! Jump out of the window!

[Scratch hops towards the window, and off Grounder.]
 * Scratch: I'll do it!

[Grounder drops his fish and follows Scratch.]
 * Grounder: I'll do it first!

[Scratch jumps onto the windowsill.]
 * Scratch: Out of my way!

[Grounder grabs Scratch's left leg with his right hand, but Scratch tries to push him back with the same leg.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: We'll do whatever you say!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as they both fall out the window, and land with a crash.]
 * Robotnik: Wonderful! It seems that the servitude chips are working nicely! Now we can test the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic!

[The screen transitions to a view of Mount Splatterhorn, which the camera zooms in on.]
 * Sonic: Yes, sir, there's no place quite like Mt. Splatterhorn!

[Sonic and Tails are revealed to be at the top of Mt. Splatterhorn, where there are two sleeping bags and a stewpot.]
 * Tails: Yeah, just the place to get away from Robotnik!

[Tails is revealed to be holding a hot dog in his right hand.]
 * Tails: We haven't heard a peep from him for days! I wonder what he's up to!

[Sonic is also revealed to be holding a hot dog in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: He's probably hatching some big plot we'll have to stop!

[Sonic walks up to a tree.]
 * Sonic: But first things first!

[Sonic sits down and leans against the tree.]
 * Sonic: Right now, it's time to kick back, eat chili dogs, and chill out!

[As Sonic tries to relax, a huge blizzard of snow covers Mt. Splatterhorn.]
 * Sonic: Maybe "Chill out" was a bad choice of words.

[Tails' eyes blink out from underneath a snowdrift.]
 * Tails: Yeow! What was that?

[Sonic's eyes blink out from underneath another snowdrift.]
 * Sonic: I don't know, kid, but our little picnic has been put on ice!

[''Mt. Splatterhorn is now revealed to be covered in snow. A view of the periscope above Robotnik's igloo fortress is shown.'']
 * Robotnik: Beautiful! Gloriously glacial! Delightfully desolate!

[Inside, Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be dusting off the ledge Robotnik is standing on with brushes they are holding in their respective left and right hands.]
 * Robotnik: The Freeze-O-Matic is ready to parylize the entire planet!

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder, who stop dusting off the ledge.]
 * Robotnik: Are the servitude chips still in perfect working order?

[Scratch and Grounder bow to Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: Perfectly perfect, your perfection, Sir. We're ready to do whatever you tell us!

[Robotnik laughs evilly.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, keep polishing!

[Scratch and Grounder now polish Robotnik's left foot with their brushes.]
 * Scratch: Speak only when spoken to! Obey the master!

[Robotnik is now looking through the periscope again.]
 * Robotnik: Excellent! Soon, every creature on Mobius will be my slave!

[A view of Mt. Splatterhorn is now shown as the camera moves past the snowdrifts Sonic and Tails are in.]
 * Robotnik: Including...

[The camera moves back to the snowdrifts as Sonic and Tails spin their way out of them.]
 * Robotnik: Sonic the Hedgehog? Is here?

[Inside Robotnik's igloo fortress, Scratch is now polishing Robotnik's right foot, and Grounder is polishing his left.]
 * Robotnik: No!

[''Robotnik kicks Scratch and Grounder, and they grunt as they fly away and land with a crash. Robotnik then jumps off the ledge.'']
 * Robotnik: Up persicope!

[''Robotnik pushes the periscope up with his left hand. Grounder, who now has stars spinning around his head, is now standing next to the lever that lowers the periscope.'']
 * Grounder: Yes, Sir, O defying death-bot, Sir!

[Grounder pulls the lever down with his right hand, and the periscope lowers, hitting Robotnik on the head and knocking him down.]
 * Grounder: Oops!

[Grounder chuckles nervously as he pulls the lever back up.]
 * Grounder: Wrong button!

[''The periscope raises, and Scratch and Grounder both run up to the flattened Robotnik. They each grab one side of him with both their hands and grunt as they pull. Robotnik unflattens as Scratch and Grounder fall over, with the latter's head falling off.'']
 * Robotnik: You cast-iron clogs! The hedgehog is out there!

[Robotnik points his right index finger outside.]
 * Grounder: What should we do?

[Grounder's body stands back up and picks up his head with both its hands.]
 * Grounder: O glorious guru?

[Scratch picks Robotnik up with both his hands and sets him down.]
 * Robotnik: Stop calling me those stupid names and go get him!

[Grounder bows at Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: Your reason is our command, O reason for our very existence, without whom we would surely perish!

[Robotnik angrily wags his left index finger at Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: Just go!

[''Scratch and Grounder run away. At Mt. Splatterhorn, the camera zooms in on Sonic and Tails, the latter of whom is shivering.'']
 * Tails: What happened, Sonic?
 * Sonic: Well, offhand, I'd say...

[''Sonic reaches into the tree with his right hand and pulls down a meteorologists' map. He then runs in the air and puts on a weatherman's costume.'']
 * Sonic: We're experiencing a high-pressure, low-temperature, also-localized, unstable cold front, with a 50/50 chance that it was caused...

[Sonic runs into the air and removes his weatherman's costume.]
 * Sonic: By Robotnik!

[The sound of Scratch screaming can be heard in the distance.]
 * Tails: Hey, you hear that?
 * Sonic: Yeah.

[Sonic crosses his arms taps his right foot.]
 * Sonic: That scream sounds kinda familiar!

[''A close-up of Scratch's mouth is shown as Scratch continues screaming. The camera zooms out on it.'']
 * Scratch: Slow down! You're scaring me!

[Scratch is revealed to be riding a sled pulled by Grounder, who is skiing down the mountain with skis in place of his treads.]
 * Tails: It's those nimrods, Scratch and Grounder!
 * Sonic: Thought so! Gotta pack, Mac!

[Sonic runs around his and Tails' packs and ties the supplies in them together.]
 * Sonic: Check out time is now!

[''Sonic runs away, with Tails flying behind him. Grounder continues skiing down the mountain with Scratch in tow.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Sonic doesn't have a chance!

[''Sonic runs around the pine trees, with Tails following behind him. A female rabbit is now seen skiing down the mountain. Sonic and Tails pass by her.'']
 * Tails: Who was that?
 * Sonic: Ski bunny!

[''Sonic runs off the ski ramp, with Tails flying behind him. He stands in a pose as he reaches the other side of the mountain and his pose allows him to ski down it. Tails continues flying behind him. Meanwhile, Grounder continues skiing down the mountain with Scratch in tow. Scratch screams as they cross a bridge made of thin ice. He then covers his face with his right hand, but only briefly, as he now points his left index finger at Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Hey-hey! You're pretty good at this!
 * Grounder: I'm programmed to deal with 27 different skiing situations!
 * Scratch: 27? No kidding! How many different skiing situations are there?
 * Grounder: 28.
 * Scratch: 28?
 * Grounder: Yeah! I'm not so good at ski jumps!
 * Scratch: No! Stop! Sto-ho-hop!

[A view of the bottom of the ramp is shown.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: On second thought, maybe I'd better stop!

[''Grounder's nose flies off his head. Grounder applies spiky cleats to his skis, and screeches to a stop just as he reaches the edge of the ramp.'']
 * Grounder: Phew! That was a close call!

[Scratch screams as he flies past Grounder.]
 * Grounder: We almost went...

[''Scratch pulls Grounder off the edge of the ramp. Grounder grunts as he is pulled. Scratch and Grounder both fly through the air.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as they fall.]
 * Scratch: No-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: No! Help!

[''Scratch and Grounder grunt as they land in the snowdrift below. They grunt again as their sled hits them on their heads. Stars spin around their heads, and Grounder groans.'']
 * Grounder: The agony of defeat!

[''Sonic screeches to a halt when he sees Scratch and Grounder, and Tails flies up to him. As the sled falls of Scratch and Grounder's heads, both Sonic and Tails point their right index fingers at them.'']
 * Sonic: Okay, what are you two stooges doing up here?

[As Scratch talks to Sonic, he scratches his head with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: We're... blindly serving our all-powerful master! I think.

[The sled is now inexplicably back on Grounder's head as he points his left drill at it.]
 * Grounder: Yeah, we got servitude chips that make us completely obedient to our glorious leader!
 * Tails: You mean Robotnik?
 * Grounder: Uh, I guess so.

[Sonic turns to face Tails and points his left thumb at himself.]
 * Sonic: Don't be ridiculous, Tails! I'm their master!
 * Tails: But Sonic, they belong to...

[Sonic turns to face Tails and shushes him.]
 * Sonic (whispering): Their circuits are fried! Maybe we can get some info out of them!

[Scratch and Grounder bow at Sonic and Tails.]
 * Sonic: Well, now. Where were we in our plan to take over the entire planet?

[''Sonic points his right index finger at Scratch and Grounder. Grounder holds up his right drill and hops excitedly.'']
 * Grounder: Oh, oh, I know, I know! We were testing the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic!
 * Scratch: Yeah, so we could freeze the entire planet and install servitude chips in everybody!
 * Sonic: How hideously clever of me! Take me to the Freeze-O-Matic! I have some... uh... adjustments to make.
 * Grounder: We'll take you to the secret igloo bunker command post, O glorious leader!

[''Grounder turns his left drill into a seat. He rolls up to Sonic and scoops him up in it, which is now where his right drill would normally be. Grounder rolls Sonic up the mountain, with Tails flying behind them.'']
 * Scratch: Hey-hey, hey! Wait for me!

[''Scratch runs up the mountain, following behind Sonic, Tails, and Grounder. Grounder's seat is now where his left drill normally would be.'']
 * Sonic: This is kinda cool, having bots work for us for a change!

[The camera zooms out on Sonic, Tails, and Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Is there anything else you desire, O exalted one?
 * Sonic: How bout' some hot chocolate?
 * Grounder: Yes, Master!

[''Grounder's head opens, and a mug of hot chocolate emerges from it. Sonic picks up the mug with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: And maybe a nice, relaxing hot tub?

[Grounder turns his seat into a hot tub, which Sonic lands in.]
 * Grounder: Yes, Master!

[Sonic drinks from the mug of hot chocolate, then smacks his lips and frowns.]
 * Sonic: Not bad, but it needs whipped cream!
 * Grounder: Whatever you say, mighty one!

[''Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, which holds a can of whipped cream. He shakes the can and squeezes it into the hot tub. Sonic screams as the can explodes, leaving him covered in whipped cream.'']
 * Sonic: I meant in the hot chocolate, not the hot tub! Whoa-oa! Stop!

[Grounder holds his right drill up to his head.]
 * Grounder: Yes, master!

[''Grounder turns his treads into spiked cleats. He screeches to a halt, launching Sonic into the air. Sonic grunts as he hits a tree, then falls and lands in the snow below. The creamy water from the hot tub splashes him. Sonic stands up and sticks his left index finger in his left ear. He then wiggles it, picks up some creamy water, and flicks it away.'']
 * Sonic: Man! I knew these bots were dumb, but these guys' brains are whipped!

[Scratch and Grounder bow at Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Let us serve you, Master!

[Tails points his right index finger at Sonic.]
 * Tails: You okay, Sonic?
 * Sonic: I'm okay, Tails, but these two dumbbots are more dangerous as servants than as enemies!

[A view from Robotnik's periscope is shown as the camera zooms out on it.]
 * Robotnik: So, my dumbskull robots have turned traitor, eh?

[Robotnik turns away from the periscope.]
 * Robotnik: I'll have to fine-tune those servitude chips!

[Robotnik then runs up to the control panel.]
 * Robotnik: But first, I'll bury that pesky hedgehog with the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic's avalanche activator!

[''Robotnik presses a button on his control panel with his right index finger. He then turns away from the control panel, and the screen rumbles. Grounder then jumps into Sonic's arms.'']
 * Grounder: Save us, master!

[Sonic then tosses Grounder back into the snow.]
 * Grounder: Ouch!

[Grounder then bows at Sonic's feet.]
 * Scratch: What's happening?

[Sonic points his right index finger up at the top of Mt. Splatterhorn.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Yikes!
 * Sonic: There's a big pile of white stuff headed for us,

[A view of the top of Mt. Splatterhorn is shown as an avalance of snow falls down it.]
 * Sonic: And I don't think it's whipped cream!
 * Scratch and Grounder: It's an avalanche!

[Scratch waves his arms in panic.]
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how-how!

[The screen fades to black.]