Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24995431-20140615121542/@comment-24810590-20140701081526

(On Skype)

Amy to Shadow: OMG can u plz ask sonic if he'll go out with me????

Shadow: No.

Amy: Please????

Shadow: No.

Amy: Fine then... Oh, and btw, I know it was you who dumped those bodies in Sonic's yard...

Shadow: WHAT? NO... BUT HOW?

Amy: Omega forwarded your messages to me :P

Shadow: GRRR THAT ROTTEN PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!

Amy: Soooo... will you ask him out for me?

Shadow: Fine then.

Shadow to Sonic: Will you go out with me?

Sonic: ??????????

Shadow: Amy wants you to go out with me.

Sonic: Amy...?

Shadow: Yep..

Sonic: Oh, I get it! She's just trying to get me to go out with someone else so that she can go out with Big! I should've known... all well. I was just going to ask her out, but not anymore!!

Shadow to Amy: He said no.

Amy: ...Oh.

Shadow: I think he hates you because of it...

Amy: What? Forward me the messages, please!

(Shadow forwards the messages to Amy...)

After a few minutes...

Amy: I'LL KILL YOU SHADOW YOU FOOL!!!

(Amy grabs her Piko Piko Hammer and goes to Shadow's house...)