User blog comment:Journalistic/Sonic is ranked number 1 on GT's "Worst Blockbusters"/@comment-3476348-20120314025616

Dude common. I mean all sonic games suck. Look at my charts of why...

Sonic the Hedgehog - No problems, this game is perfect!

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - (Takes place after Sonic the Hedgehog) Tails is introduced, and is already annoying, by grabbing all the powerups, and breaking all the bridges! Two player mode sucks!

Sonic CD - No problems, this is the best Sonic game of all time!

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 -(Takes place after Sonic the Hedgehog 2) Still good, but the game is too much like the other ones! Sonic Adventure - Too many characters! There are too many genres! Big is boring, and so is Amy! Did I mention Knuckles is boring, too? 'Cause he is! Also, the music sucks!

Sonic Adventure 2 -(Takes place after Soni Adventure) Shadow is in this game! He's the worst character ever! Rouge is in this game! She's a slut! Also, when the moon is blown up it doesn't look like how the moon would look after being blown up in real life!

Sonic Heroes - This game is for kids! There's no story! The dialoge sucks cornbeef! The levels are all the same! The story is too lighthearted!

Sonic X-The 4Kids version of this sucks! Everybody loves the comic book more than the cartoon! This is where Sega got the idea for G.U.N.! And P.S. It was revealed in episode 59 that Cream wears Diapers! *sigh* no wonder Idiots on DeviantART want to see Cream wearing just a Diaper! Shadow the Hedgehog - It doesn't star Sonic as the main character! The story is too confusing! The story is too simplistic! There are guns! There are cars! The voices suck; they sound like a gay, emo, nazi, Yu-Gi-Oh penis did them all! Shadow is too powerful! Shadow is not powerful enough! Aliens don't belong in a Sonic game! The camera is horrible! The controls are horrible! The graphics are horrible! The art style is horrible! The lighting is horrible! The horribleness is horrible!

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) -(Takes place after Shadow the Hedgehog) There are humans in this game! Sonic can't have a friendly relationship; that's gross! The story doesn't make sense! The story is too dark! The story is too stupid! The game has a story! Everyone is too slow! Sonic is too slow! Sonic is too fast! The game came out after Shadow the Hedgehog, so it sucks! This game is called Sonic the Hedgehog; that's a mockery! More like, Sonic the SUCKSBALLShog, ha! The loading is horrible! The non-loading is horrible! The CGI looks too good! It plays just like Sonic Adventure! Silver is a Dragon Ball Z rip off! Time travel should not be in a Sonic game (except for Sonic CD, 'cause we actually like that one)!

Sonic Unleashed - Sonic can transform into a Werehog! Werehogs are retarded! The Werehog has gameplay! There isn't enough 2D gameplay! This game came out after Sonic and the Secret Rings!, so it sucks! The Werehog sounds stupid! Chip is a retarded character! Knuckles isn't in the game! The game sometimes plays like God of War which is fun; a Sonic game can't be fun! The Werehog is too cartoony!

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 -(Takes place after Sonic the Hedgehog 3) Sonic has green eyes! Sonic's legs are too long! The game has 3D graphics! The game has a story! It's downloadable; dowload games suck! It's episodic! It has the word "Sonic" in the title! It's a sequel to the "good games"; they're trying to ruin our classics! It's too different from the old Sonic games! It's too much the same, like the old Sonic games!

Sonic Colors - The title sucks! They changed Sonic's voice... again! The guy who voiced Ezio is in it! Sonic is in space! Sonic isn't in space! Sonic is on candy mountain! Sonic isn't on doughnut island! Eggman isn't evil enough! He's too evil! The game is too colorful! The game isn't colorful enough! The music is too annoying! And change Tails voice actor to a boy!

Sonic Generations -(Takes place after Sonic Colors) There're Two Sonics??!! This Plot Is Too Confusing!!!

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode 2 -(Takes place after Episode 1 of Sonic the Hedgehog 4) All we got to see was the logo! They didn't change Sonic's smile! The logo is a rehash! Those are only the problems with the individual games though, I will now go through the list of big problems, that seems to plague every game.

Note im being sacrcastic