Agent of Mischief/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic X episode, Agent of Mischief.


 * Narrator: Last time on Sonic X, our heroes made a crash landing on a peculiar planet, where they learned a shocking secret. Not only was it Cosmo's home world, it was also the birthplace of the Metarex. Devastated by this discovery, Cosmo was about to flee, when Bokkun suddenly broke in with an emergency message from Dr. Eggman. It appeared the Metarex were meeting to carry out their final mission, which would end in a cosmic catastrophe. Now with time running out, Sonic and friends must rush to rescue the galaxy. Will they finally finish off the Metarex, or be destined to go down in defeat? Find out next on Sonic X!

[The opening theme plays.]

[Scene: Blue Typhoon - Bridge]
 * [Bokkun plays Eggman's message for everyone to see. Eggman is in the Crimson Egg.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Over TV] I've secretly been working to infiltrate the Metarex and find out what they're up to. But it seems they finally found out I've been deceiving them.
 * [Decoe and Bocoe come into view.]
 * Bocoe: Dr. Eggman, a huge Metarex battleship is closing in fast!
 * Decoe: Its laser cannons are pointed right at us!
 * Dr. Eggman: [Cocks a brow] Your panicking is pointless.Defeat is inevitable, so let's face it with dignity. The Metarex are on the move, heading towards galactic coordinates 000. One of their legends talks about a time when a thousand-year wait ends, and night and day become one. I'm not sure what it means, but my guess is something extraordinary happens in that region of space once every thousand years, and it's about to happen again.
 * [Decoe and Bocoe panic in the background.]
 * Dr. Eggman: The Metarex are sending every ship in their fleet to rendezvous there. You'd have to be out of your minds to try and decept them, so I assume that's what you're going to do.
 * [He laughs as the message ends. A counter at the bottom right counts down from twenty seconds.]
 * Bokkun: I got away just as they began attacking.
 * Cosmo: I hope you don't mind my asking, but why are those numbers on your TV counting down?
 * [The numbers read 0:06.]
 * Bokkun: I forgot that these messages self-destruct at the end.
 * [Everyone else knows what will happen.]
 * Bokkun: [Voiceover] Cover your ears! It's gonna be a big bang!
 * [The TV explodes.]
 * Bokkun: [Voiceover] Heheh... Betcha you didn't know watching TV could be so exciting.
 * Cream: [Voiceover] That was not fun!
 * Amy: [Voiceover] I'll never tune in to that channel again.

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon - An empty room]
 * [Everyone is gathered in an empty room.]
 * Knuckles: You can't operate the ship from here. There's no controls.
 * Tails: There are controls here; they're just hidden away.
 * [He presses a button on his comlink, and a command chair and several screens appear.]
 * Tails: I built this secret bridge just in case the original one ever got wrecked.
 * Rouge: But can this beaten-up barge fly?
 * [Chris sits in the seat and types on the computer.]
 * Chris: The ship's engines were damaged pretty bad, but we still have enough power.
 * [He presses a red button.]
 * Tails: Put it into launch mode, Chris!

[Scene Change: Green Gate]
 * [They lift into the air and take off. Shadow watches them go.]

[Scene Change: Dark Oak's Battleship]
 * [Dark Oak's Battleship and his fleet are in position.]
 * Dark Oak: The end is at hand!
 * [The wall behind him breaks apart to reveal a giant tree with a Planet Egg inside it.]
 * Dark Oak: The forestation of the galaxy is about to begin! Soon the Metarex will be all-powerful!

[Scene Change: Green Gate]
 * [Shadow starts to walk away, when he sees someone approaching him - and he is wearing black boots.]
 * Vector: [Off-screen] Hold it, hedgehog!

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon - Second Bridge]
 * [Everyone can see many explosions in the distance.]
 * Cream: There's a big fleet of Metarex ships ahead! Their coordinates are 000.
 * Sonic: That's just where Eggman said they'd be.
 * [The Blue Typhoon flies towards Dark Oak's Battleship, which is flanked by countless Metarex Fighters and MTRX-1 craft, as well as two other battleships and Eggman's old mothership.]
 * Tails: Increase engine speed to full power! Set the course for Dark Oak's command ship!
 * Chris: Roger!

[Scene Change: Dark Oak's Battleship]
 * Dark Oak: Begin the attack.
 * Black Narcissus: [Over video] We'll wipe them out!
 * [Pale Bayleaf replaces Narcissus' image on his screen.]
 * Pale Bayleaf: [Over video] No survivors!
 * [Oak nods.]

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [Pale Bayleaf and Black Narcissus fly out of their battleships and towards the Typhoon. They are holding swords of some kind.]

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon - Second Bridge]
 * Chris: Two Metarex are heading right at us!
 * Sonic: We have to stop 'em before they attack!
 * Tails: Get to your ships and launch a counterstrike!
 * Knuckles, Rouge, Amy, Sonic, Chris and Cream: Roger!

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [Chris's ship rises to the runway. Sonic and Bokkun stand on either wing. Amy's and Cream's ships are next. All three craft take off.]
 * Sonic: It's time to go wreck those Metarex!
 * [Sonic leaps towards the generals.]
 * Chris: Sonic, catch!
 * [Chris shoots a ring to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Thanks, Chris!
 * [He proceeds to spin towards Bayleaf, who throws his two swords at him. They bounce off the hedgehog, who is swatted back by the Metarex general. Bayleaf summons his swords again.]
 * Bokkun: Sonic's attack didn't work!

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon - Second Bridge]
 * Tails: Fire lasers!

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [The dual laser cannon fires at Narcissus, who uses the mirror on his staff to deflect the laser back at the cannon, destroying it.]

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon - Second Bridge]
 * Tails: Rouge, Knuckles, get to the flight deck to stop those Metarex!
 * [They take off.]

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [Narcissus lands on the runway. He looks at himself in the mirror.]
 * Black Narcissus: My looks are even more striking than my attacks.
 * [Knuckles and Rouge approach.]
 * Knuckles: Let's charge him together!
 * Rouge: Ready when you are!
 * [Narcissus is still staring at himself in the mirror.]
 * Knuckles: Aren't you even gonna put up a fight?
 * [Narcissus sees them in the mirror's reflection.]
 * Black Narcissus: If you insist, but you weakings can't possibly harm me.
 * Rouge: You won't think so high of yourself after I knock you down!
 * [She Screw Kicks the mirror to pieces.]
 * Black Narcissus: You broke my mirror!
 * Rouge: Be grateful you don't have to look at yourself anymore.
 * Black Narcissus: This is no joke. Soon you'll be howling...
 * [He swats Rouge away with his staff.]
 * Black Narcissus: ...in pain!
 * Rouge: Now you're makin' me angry!
 * [He draws his Shovel Claws.]
 * Knuckles: Shovel Claw!
 * [He lunges for Narcissus, who easily blocks his attacks. Meanwhile, Sonic is having no better luck with Bayleaf, who swats him away.]
 * Chris: Sonic!
 * [Chris flies over and reclaims him.]
 * Amy: This is for hurting Sonic!
 * [She fires numerous missiles at Bayleaf. They do no damage to his armor.]

[Scene Change: Dark Oak's Battleship]
 * [Dark Oak watches the battle.]

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon - Second Bridge]
 * Cosmo: I wish I knew what Dark Oak's next move was.

[Scene Change: The Chaotix' spaceship]
 * [The ship pulls out of hyperspace.]
 * Vector: We're comin' out of warp space now.
 * [They see the fighting ahead.]
 * Vector: If you need a ride back, we got a round-trip special today!
 * Charmy: It's a 45% discount off our standard fare!
 * [Shadow smirks briefly.]
 * Charmy: He's a tough sap.
 * Vector: Luckily for you, there's no charge for first-time customers. [To Espio] That's the last time I ever give a lift to a hitchhikin' hedgehog.
 * Espio: I'm sick of taking jobs where we lose money.
 * Charmy: Our business is goin' bust--
 * Vector: I ain't interested in your opinions! I'm the boss around here! [To Shadow] Where do you wanna get dropped off, buddy?
 * [He grabs the controls and begins to steer it towards the battle.]
 * Vector: Heeey!
 * Shadow: You better buckle up. We could be in for a rough landing.
 * [The ship flies inside Dark Oak's Battleship - and is destroyed.]

[Scene Change: Dark Oak's battleship]
 * [The ship is mostly undamaged, but the Chaotix' detective house is completely gone.]
 * Vector: 	At least we made it here in one piece, but now we gotta build ourselves a new detective office.
 * [Shadow starts to walk away.]
 * Vector: 	Yo, pal. Wait! A thank you wouldn't cost ya nothin'!
 * Espio: 	You should at least tell us why you crash-landed us on this ship.
 * [Shadow turns around.]
 * Shadow: 	I have to find Dark Oak and have a showdown.
 * [He zips through a wall, destroying it. They look at the hole Shadow made.]
 * Vector: 	Well... as long as we're here, we might as well battle the Metarex too!
 * [He walks towards the hole.]
 * Charmy: All right! This'll be fun!
 * [He follows.]
 * Espio: That depends on how you define "fun"...
 * [He shrugs and follows. Meanwhile Shadow is leaving fires in his wake.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's cell]
 * [The ground shakes from the impacts of the war, as well as Shadow.]
 * Decoe: I wish there was some way we could abandon ship.
 * Bocoe: Yeah.
 * Dr. Eggman: You know, that isn't such a bad idea.
 * [He presses a button hidden in his coat.]

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [Sirens appear in Bokkun's eyes.]
 * Bokkun: Hey... Dr. Eggman is sending out a rescue signal.
 * Chris: Sonic, I'm gonna fly into the command ship and set Dr. Eggman free.
 * Sonic: Okay!
 * Chris: Amy, continue the attack with Sonic!
 * [He leaps to Amy's ship.]
 * Amy: Roger! Sonic and I will conquer those Metarex using the invincible power of our love!

[Scene Change: Dark Oak's Battleship]
 * [A platoon of Metarex Troopers flee from Shadow.]
 * Shadow: 	Chaos Spear!
 * [''He obliterates the troopers with a wave of Chaos Spears.
 * Shadow: Where's Dark Oak?
 * [Meanwhile the Chaotix are also dealing with a couple Metarex Troopers. Espio becomes invisible, allowing two of them to run into each other and explode. He appear again.]
 * Espio: Now that was a smash.
 * [Elsewhere, Chris locates Eggman.]
 * Chris: It's all clear.
 * Dr. Eggman: Great. With those Metarex gone, we can break free!
 * Chris: You'd better stand back.
 * Dr. Eggman: We can blow up these bars. Decoe! Bocoe!
 * Decoe and Bocoe: Yes, Doctor!
 * Decoe: Now we finally get to show our explosive side!
 * [Decoe stretches his body so it's taller, and supports it on Bocoe's hands.]
 * Decoe and Bocoe: Begin merge!
 * [Decoe's chest plate opens.]
 * Bocoe: Assuming headshot position!
 * [Bocoe inserts his head into Decoe for further support.]
 * Decoe: Decoe Bocoe Brain Bazooka, fire!
 * [Decoe's head opens, and it fires a shell, destroying the bars. The three walk out of the cell.]
 * Decoe: That was awesome, but I do have a bit of a headache now.
 * Bocoe: We are cute on the outside, but on the inside, we are mean machines.
 * Dr. Eggman: It was very brave of you to come here.
 * Chris: Thanks, Doctor.
 * Dr. Eggman: You've got a lot of guts for a little kid.
 * [Decoe and Bocoe are confused.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Now, let's hack into their system.
 * [He enters a code on a wall panel.]
 * Computer: Destruct code verified. Detonating Corridor D.
 * [Explosions ensue, destroying many Metarex Troopers. Eggman, Decoe, Bocoe, and Chris run down the hall.]
 * Dr. Eggman: I altered this ship's evergy output. The ship's main power circuits are overloading now.
 * Decoe and Bocoe: Brilliant idea, Doctor!
 * [They outrun the explosions.]

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [Bayleaf and Narcissus notice the explosions happening all over the mothership.]
 * Cream: Surprise~!
 * [She fires a pair of missiles at Narcissus's face.]
 * Cream: A bullseye!
 * Cheese: Chao-chao-chao!
 * [But Narcissus is only battered.]
 * Black Narcissus: How dare you try to damage my perfect face!
 * [He flies after Cream. Knuckles and Rouge stand on the runway of the Typhoon. ]
 * Knuckles: Quick, give me your hand!
 * Rouge: 	What an odd time to suddenly get romantic.
 * Knuckles: Hold tight!
 * [He grabs her and swings her around in circles.]
 * Knuckles: Spin Throw!
 * [He throws her hard at Narcissus. She Screw Kicks Narcissus in the back. He slams into Bayleaf, and they fly away.]

[Scene Change: Dark Oak's Battleship]
 * [Shadow tries speaking to a decapitated Metarex Trooper head.]
 * Shadow: 	Tell me where Dark Oak is!
 * [He looks up to see a whole army of them.]
 * Shadow: 	Never mind.
 * [He throws the head behind him, which explodes, and prepares to take on the new platoon.]

[Scene Change: Dark Oak's Battleship - Bridge]
 * Metarex Trooper: Shadow is heading for the bridge!
 * Dark Oak: Dismantle the hull and outer structure of the ship.
 * Metarex Trooper: Yes, sir.

[Scene Change: Dark Oak's Battleship]
 * [The ship suddenly starts breaking apart in perfectly square chunks.]
 * Bocoe: 	The ship is falling apart!
 * Dr. Eggman: 	They're wrecking their own ship, just to get rid of us!
 * [The floor opens up, and Eggman, Decoe, Bocoe, and Chris fall into the room where the Chaotix are. Chris lands on Espio.]
 * Vector: 	You okay?
 * [Eggman crushes Vector.]

[Scene Change: Dark Oak's Battleship]
 * [Shadow destroys the Metarex Troopers. The ship starts to break apart, and Shadow rides one of the segments away.]

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [Chris and the Chaotix are safely away from the broken ship. All that's left is the giant tree. Dark Oak is standing atop the tree. Bayleaf joins him at his left side, and Narcissus at his right. Sonic sees this.]
 * Sonic: 	You guys went to all this trouble just to build a treehouse?
 * [Sonic sweatdrops as Oak spreads forth his hands.]

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon - Second Bridge]
 * Tails: 	Somethin's distorting the gravity in this part of space!
 * [There is a huge glow as well.]
 * Tails: 	It's expanding rapidly! What's going on?!

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [''The Planet Egg glows intensely bright.
 * Dark Oak: The thousand-year wait ends! Night and day become one, and two worlds come together!
 * [The area on either side of Oak ripple and glow. Now we see a giant planet, with the appearance of having two suns, one on either side of the planet. This is Planet Aqurius.]

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon - Second Bridge.]
 * Cosmo: That's a Planet Egg... The thousand-year wait ends. Night and day become one, and two worlds come together.
 * [There is a giant ripple at one part of Aqurius. At the planet's north pole, the tree can be seen, its roots spreading across that part of the planet.]

[Scene Change: The Chaotix' spaceship]
 * Dr. Eggman: Of course! Once every thousand years, a space-time rupture must occur in this part of the galaxy. That light is breaking through from an entirely different universe. We're all doomed!!

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [Chris is watching Tails on his screen.]
 * Tails: [Over video] There's a huge amount of energy that's coming from that thing! Our sensors overloaded when I tried to get a reading!
 * Chris: This must be what the Metarex were waiting for! Sonic!
 * Sonic: I better end this before Dark Oak ruins the galaxy forever.
 * [He spins towards Dark Oak, who is still standing atop the tree. Meanwhile, Shadow is still standing on the broken chunk of what used to be Dark Oak's Battleship.]
 * Shadow: I've got to stop them before forestation starts!
 * [He also leaps towards Dark Oak.]
 * Dark Oak: You fool. We are on the verge of a galactic transformation! No one can stop us!
 * [The tree contains both the Planet Egg and all seven Chaos Emeralds. They glow so brightly that Sonic and Shadow are thrown backwards. Sonic is caught by Chris' spaceship, and Shadow by Amy's.]
 * Pale Bayleaf: Planet Egg is water.
 * Black Narcissus: Chaos Emerald is light.
 * Pale Bayleaf and Black Narcissus: They both give us power.
 * Dark Oak: [Spreads arms] This water and light that make all plants grow will now give birth to... FORESTATION!
 * [The roots spread deep into Aqurius.]
 * Dark Oak: The Metarex have long awaited this moment. We will now bring perfect order and pace to this galaxy, and to the entire universe! Forestation has finally begun!
 * Pale Bayleaf and Black Narcissus: Long rule the Metarex!
 * [The armor of the three highest-ranking Metarex collapse as they enter a similar stage to Mover Mode. They begin to grow larger and more bark-like. Everyone stares as the tree-like Metarex destroys the entire Metarex fleet and even nearly destroys the Crimson Egg. The roots spread across the entire planet. Sonic has to cover his eyes on account of the glow. The fake Chaos Emeralds on destroyed planets begin glowing. Soon, the mutation is complete, and what used to be Dark Oak, Pale Bayleaf, and Black Narcissus is now a three-headed dragon. Final Mova is born. The seven Chaos Emerald are embedded in Dark Oak's forehead. Everyone can only stare.]

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon - Second Bridge]
 * Tails: What are they?
 * Dr. Eggman: [Over video] They are in the last stage of the Metarex forestation project. The galaxy will be taken over by plants, and all animal life forms will be wiped out.
 * Cosmo: We have to attack!
 * Tails: All ships launch missiles now!

[Scene Change: Space]
 * [Everyone fires their missiles at once, striking Bayleaf and doing no damage. He roars, sending the Chaotix' spaceship away from it. Sonic and Shadow leap towards Final Mova, which grows giant roots to block the attack. Chris and Amy pull up to avoid the attack. Sonic saws through the roots, while Shadow Chaos Spears them. The Blue Typhoon fires several smoke bombs at Final Mova, which is able to clear themselves from it.]
 * Dark Oak: Farewell, White Seed!
 * [Sonic grabs on to Oak as he stretches towards the Typhoon.]
 * Amy: Let go, Sonic!

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon]
 * [Dark Oak penetrates the hull, throwing Sonic down the corridor. Then he breathes an energy beam at Sonic. Tails and Cosmo cower at the attack. Lockdown is initiated as Oak fires another beam.]

[Scene Change: Space]
 * Knuckles: They're after the Master Emerald!

[Scene Change: The Blue Typhoon]
 * [Dark Oak fries the engines of the ship. A safety barrier is lowered around the Master Emerald as Sonic arrives.]
 * Sonic: We won't let you take it!
 * [Sonic clings onto the head of Dark Oak as it frees itself from the Typhoon. Chris watches in horrible fascination. The stern of the Typhoon is on fire. It plummets towards Aqurius.]
 * Chris: [Voiceover] Tails! Cosmo!
 * [Amy is trying to dodge debris.]
 * Sonic: Hang on, Amy!
 * [Sonic gets Amy out of the ship as it is destroyed by debris. They land panting on a root.]
 * Amy: It looks like we're losing.
 * [Oak stares down at them.]
 * Dark Oak: You pitiful animals. Now that you are vanquished, you see the true superiority of the Metarex! But you still have one last chance to save yourself from certain destruction. Come to your senses, Sonic! Join us, and we will bring order and peace to the galaxy!
 * [Sonic is still panting.]
 * Amy: Sonic!
 * Sonic: I'll never join with you!
 * [Dark Oak cocks his head.]
 * Amy: Don't fight them, Sonic! They're so powerful now you'll be destroyed for sure!
 * Sonic: Sorry. I can't let them take over the galaxy without a fight. If you wanna rule, you'll have to get rid of me first!
 * [There is a pause as the three dragons stare down at them.]
 * Dark Oak: So be it, Sonic. If you wish to be eliminated, we will be happy to help you. Farewell, hedgehog!
 * [Small geysers of water gush up around them.]
 * Sonic: Just don't hurt Amy!
 * [He throws Amy away as a giant water geyser pushes him into Dark Oak's mouth.]
 * Amy: Soniiiic!
 * [He is washed down his throat...]
 * Amy: Sonic, noooo!
 * [...before landing in the waters of Aqurius, which glows with the power of the Planet Egg. The planet now has a whitish hue. This is all done in the name of tranquility and order.]
 * Dark Oak: [Voiceover] You have lost, Sonic. Water is your weakness, and our strength. We will now spread across the galaxy, and there will be no one to stop us!