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Asianpersuasion1910 wrote: Sonicjedi12 wrote:

Asianpersuasion1910 wrote:

Sonicjedi12 wrote:

Asianpersuasion1910 wrote:

Hedgehogsonic11 wrote: Sonicjedi12 wrote:

IceSeason101 wrote: After time traveling, Sonic is responsible for the Ark Incident, and the death of Maria Robotnik, He also caused Chaos to go mad in ancient times, and he blew up the moon. So I would assume he was also the cause of World War 2, he killed Amelia Earheart and hid her in a dumpster and also convinced M. Night Shamalayn into making The Last Airbender And those are the reasons Eggman tries to destroy him. Hmmm. Possibly, but i think that eggman used to br a door-2-door salesman, and sonic just wouldn't by what eggman was selling. So he went through this great depression where he just cried and ate himself to sleep. Finally, went crazy and decided the only way to get sonic to buy stuff from him, was to take over the world and force everyone to buy what he has or die. So all the weapons and robots he unleashed on Sonic are just demonstrations on what he's selling. He sells weapons and robots for whatever purpose, does he work for the military? He's has an iq of 300. And no. he was used to sell girl scoot cookies. if you can't tell why sonic didn't want the cookies, then you got another problem. And when he was going through that depression, he got inspired to make killer robots by doctor who.

Sonic didn't want the cookies because he was on a diet so that he could run faster and longer. Sure. If you weren't on a diet i'm sure you would buy girl scout cookies from a grown man!!!!

Another reason why Sonic wouldn't buy the cookies is because they went to high school together and Eggman blew up Sonic's dorm.