User blog comment:OriginalManofGod123/Sonic's Top 10/@comment-1669199-20111020164235


 * looks at list* Time for another critique!

10/18/11: Characters

Best

10. Chao (No argument.) 09. Blaze (At least she's not at the bottom :P) 08. Eggman (I thought Eggman would be higher considering he's the main villain of the series.) 07. Metal Sonic (Well, he is a pretty neat robot...) 06. Silver (Not sure what I wanna say on this. Not that I hate Silver or anything) 05. Knuckles (He may be gullible as hell, but even I can't deny he's awesome) 04. Amy (Too bad she isn't in second place, then she'd be with her supposed boyfriend) 03. Tails (Ah, Tails. IMO he certainly deserves being high on a list of best Sonic characters. He's been with the series ever since the second game, after all) 02. Shadow '(Why am I not surprised that Mr. Shady is no.2 on your list? Maybe I'm not surpised because he's no.2 on a lot'' of other peoples' lists) 01. Sonic (duh!) (Sonic sure seems to win the no.1 position a lot. Perhaps too much.)

Worst (and reason why)

10. Chris (his last name has the word dyke in it) (For a second there I was expecting you to say that he's a bad character because of him stealing roles from other characters, or being bratty, or some other reason that's overused) 09. Elise (Sega was using her to promote bestiality.) '(EXPLICT CONTENT WARNING: Bestiality is a human enaging in sexual activity with animals, which involves their... special places. Last I checked, a simple kiss does not count as bestiality because there's no sexual activity being performed. People really'' need to stop confusing a simple kiss as bestiality, its starting to get really annoying)

08. Mama Robotnik (ugly) (The only thing I have to say in Mama Robotnik's defense is that she is amusing to watch. Or she at leasts makes other characters, Robotnik especially, more amusing to watch. But I won't deny that I have indeed seen better looking cartoon women before) 07. Tails Doll (he's cursed) (... Okaaaay, so Tails Doll is a crappy character just because of some myth that some bored kid on the Internet started up? If you said that the Tails Doll was a bad character because its lack of character or something similar, then I would somewhat agree with the Tails Doll being no.7. But I will point out that the Tails Doll is not the only Sonic R character that's a true enigma) 06. Omochao (annoying) (Most people seem to find the poor guy annoying. Heck, even I get annoyed with him sometimes.) 05. Froggy (his "best friend" is a retarded Garfield.) (I'm a retarded Gardield, and I find this offensive) 04. Cubot (annoying) '''(You mean that little robot sidekick of Robotnik's that debuted in Unleashed? I personally find him to be very entertaining.) 03. Mephilies (He tried to kill Sonic) (Correction: He actually succeeded.) 02. Black Doom (He's even more evil than Eggman) (So being more evil than Eggman somehow makes Black Doom a really bad character?) 01. Big (for obvious reasons.) (Some of us might not be aware of those "obvious reasons". You really should think over what you say, otherwise people might think you're just being lazy)

10/19/11: Sonic Moments

Best (Oh boy! :D)

10. Sonic runs down a building in City Escape (Eh, I've seen him do better.) 09. Sega finally gets rid of 4Kids (Hypocritical and stereotypical much?) 08. Sonic defeats Perfect Chaos (The event is in the history books-er... stone tablets, for a reason.) 07. Michael Jackson does the soundtrack for S3&K (This is actually an uncomfirmed rumor, so I wouldn't really take this seriously until, and if, it is) 06. Classic and Modern Sonic meet. '''(Sonic! You can't do that! The future will be changed! You'll create a time paradox! Metal Gear Solid references aside, I thought something like this would be higher on your list considering the fact that you have Sonic Generations as the no.1 best Sonic game on your Sonic game list?) 05. Sonic gets chased by a whale in Emerald Coast '''(He also gets chased by whales in Wave Ocean, in Sonic 06. He even rides on one in that game. And speaking of that particular whale, I think I shall name it Shirly :3) 04. Sonic and Shadow meet in Radical Highway (And so began their possibly eternal rivalry, mua ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!) 03. Sonic runs through Chemical Plant '''(He did more than just run through Chemical Plant zone... he ran through a McDonalds driveway and stole my 2 cheeseburgers and large fry. Blue b****** :P) 02. Sonic runs through Green Hill (Guess I can understand why this is so high up the list. Green Hill zone is one of the most memorable areas in Sonic history) 01. Sonic encounters Eggman for the first time. (And I assume this takes place during Sonic 1?)

Worst (*gasp*)

10. Sonic's appearance in brawl was a pretty small one... (Small? To my understanding Sonic appearance in Brawl was one of the most hyped-up things about the entire game. Or was Otacon wrong about this?) 09. Sonic '06 glitches. (They're tolerable if you don't go looking for them and you keep them memorized in your head. At least 06 was still playable.) 08. Sonic Adventure 2 becomes the final Sonic game on a Sega console. (I wouldn't say this isn't so bad when you consider the alternative, which was SEGA possibly killing off the franchise and with their consoles) 07. Sonic balloon rips in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. (Well, s*** happens. For all we know a little girl might get trapped on a Donkey Kong balloon next) 06. Sonic 4 has Modern Sonic. (And this is bad because...?) 05. You only get to play as Super Sonic in the final level. (The final level in what? Sonic 4?) 04. Eggman gets thin in Sonic '06 '''(Fat, sexy b****** needed to go on a diet anyway :P) 03. Sega hires 4Kids. (Dare I repeat myself?) 02. Sonic '06. (At least Sonic got something to celebrate his 15th Anniversary.) 01. Mephilies tries to kill Sonic. (Again, Mephiles succeeded in killing Sonic.)

Overall opinion on added content: Mixed. Some stuff I agree with, some I can't help but shake my head at.