User blog comment:SalaComMander/The "Cheer Up Namesiw" Contest/@comment-1272757-20101006072427

.....Hrm, how do I do this?

Statyx: Payback time for threatening to put me in a dress!!! *hits me over the head with a bat*

[The bat snaps in half, and it seems like I hadn't even felt it]

Statyx: O_o What... the... fu-

(doesn't turn around) Take enough purse hits to your skull, and your head can eventually take anything.

Statyx: Helps when you're being hit by your crush...

......*pulls out a cellphone and dials a number* Hey, I need some copies of Amy, Rouge, Cream, Blaze, Elise, and Marine's clothes. Can you get them here ASAP?

Statyx: o_o *chaos controls away*

.....*dials another number* Yo, Amy? Can you help me find Statyx? Why? Oh uhhhh, because he knows where Sonic is. ......Hello?

Statyx: *high-pitched scream from several miles away*

Amy: TELL ME WHERE SONIC IS!!!!

Too easy. Just too easy.