User blog:Rainbowroad6w/FAQs of Sonic I'm tired of.

Alright listen I'm sorry I was being crazy the other week... I enjoyed calling him Jim. But obviously calling him Jim is gonna get me banned again, so obviously (now officially being scared of the admins), I'm going to start calling him what he thinks his name is... That's right... 'Sonic'.

Anyways, that's not the main point of this blog. At MarioWiki, I posted a blog post similar to this about FAQs of Mario I'm tired of. So, I decided to do the same here. Although most of you probably already know the answer to all these questions, hopefully (and this is like a 1 in a million chance) someone else will find this if they aren't as smart about Sonic and need answers, because I'm tired of being asked these questions over and over again.

Please excuse me if I start sounding rude.

Will Sonic and Amy Rose ever marry?
Heck no. The whole fun of Sonic and Amy is that Sonic is always trying to get away from Amy, and Amy, who we all know is in love with Sonic, chases after him. It's fun to watch Sonic get away from Amy (except for the huge "SonAmy" fans who obviously want them to marry), and that's tradition when it comes to Sonic, so don't expect Amy and Sonic to marry ever. Sorry SonAmy fans, in your dreams.

Why do so many people hate Sonic '06?
The biggest reason is because the game is probably king of glitches, having more glitches than almost any other game I've seen. The other great reason why it is hated by so many people (like me), is because the whole idea of a human kissing a hedgehog is just stupid. I'm sorry, but it is. The rest of the story is actually not too bad, though, and if glitches weren't everywhere, then I actually might have considered buying and playing the game.

Sonic copies so many other games. Sonic Unleashed copied Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for example. Why?
Ok, listen dude. That is a lame question. Sonic does not copy other games. The closest I think a Sonic game has gotten to being a rip-off of like Call of Duty or something (or a mild version of Resident Evil) would be Shadow the Hedgehog (which I hate). Sonic Unleashed was not a rip-off or a copying of Twilight Princess. The only reason you say that is because he turns into a Werewolf (or Werehog as many say), and the controls are somewhat similar, using Wii Remote and Nunchuk as default controls (though other controller types can be used). The Wii Remote and Nunchuk idea was a much better idea than the controls for Sonic and the Secret Rings (on my list for crappiest games ever made). So, without anymore to say about this, Sonic does not copy other games.

I'll keep editing and adding more stupid FAQs and answers, so "stay tuned."