User blog comment:AlyxTheHedgehog/The Sonic Couples/@comment-5123212-20120213021938

Sonic and Amy - ... Creepy.

Sonic and Sally - If this was a banana, it'd be a good banana.

Sonic and Blaze - Meh...

Sonic and Cream - If this was a banana, it'd be a bad banana. A really, REALLY bad one.

Sonic and Elise - SEND ME BACK TO COUNSELING!!!

Sonic and Carmelita - No comment.

Sonic and Rouge - End my life, please.