Robolympics/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, Robolympics.

[''The episode begins in Turtle Town, as Sonic runs up to a table at a MTurtle's restaurant, with Tails flying behind him. Sonic dusts off the table, and sets his and Tails' lunch of hot dogs and soft drinks down on it. Sonic picks up his hot dog with his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: Ah, at long last! The most delicious delight ever to be devoured by the hedgehog!
 * Professor Turtle: Hmmm.

[''Sonic is about to eat his hot dog, but pauses when he hears Professor Turtle, who suddenly appears, holding a piece of paper in his right hand. As Professor Turtle walks past Sonic, Sonic's mouth creaks, drool emits from it, and steam emits from Sonic's face.'']
 * Professor Turtle: Say, you must be...

[Before Professor Turtle can finish, Sonic turns to face him.]
 * Sonic: Cut to the chase, Ace! My taste buds are about to riot!
 * Professor Turtle: We're in great danger! Follow me!

[''Professor Turtle walks away slowly. He then stops and turns to face Sonic.'']
 * Professor Turtle: Hurry!
 * Sonic: Don't worry, Professor! We'll be right behind you!

[Professor Turtle walks away.]
 * Tails: Aren't we gonna follow him?

[Sonic turns to face Tails and holds out his right hand like a stop sign.]
 * Sonic: No sweat, little bro! We've got lots of time!

[Tails grabs his hot dog with his left and and eats it, then Sonic does the same with his right hand.]
 * Tails: Mmmm!
 * Sonic: Yum!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where a view outside a hotel that says, Shiitake Hotels is shown. Professor Turtle continues walking slowly along the path.'']
 * Professor Turtle: You won't believe it!

[''Inside a movie theater, a movie featuring a robot ape atop the Empire State Building is shown. Sonic and Tails are shown in the seats, eating popcorn. Tails is holding his popcorn box in his left hand, and Sonic is holding his in his right. A view of a traffic jam is then shown, with angry citizens yelling unintelligibly and shaking their fists. The camera moves over to the first car, revealing the source of the traffic jam to be Professor Turtle, who is slowly crossing the road.'']
 * Professor Turtle: Discovered it this morning!

[''Sonic is now shown sleeping in a hammock, and Tails is shown sleeping above him while flying. Professor Turtle is now shown outside the observatory, and he walks towards it. A view of a waterfall is now shown, and the camera moves down it, revealing Sonic bathing in the lake below while Tails plays with a toy boat.'']
 * Sonic (singing): Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream!

[Back at the observatory, Professor Turtle walks towards the front door.]
 * Professor Turtle: Got to stop it!

[Inside the observatory, a view of the top of the telescope is shown, and the camera moves down as Professor Turtle walks towards the bottom.]
 * Professor Turtle: Before it hits Turtle Town!

[Professor Turtle looks behind him, noticing Sonic and Tails aren't there.]
 * Professor Turtle: Hey, where'd you go?

[''The sound of Sonic running can be heard, and the camera zooms out, revealing Sonic to be at Professor Turtle's left side, and Tails at his right. Sonic is leaning against the telescope by his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: Right here, Speedy!
 * Tails: What's gonna hit Turtle Town?
 * Professor Turtle: See for yourself!

[''Sonic looks into the telescope. A view through the telescope is now shown as an asteroid is seen hurtling through space.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa! That's a big rock!
 * Professor Turtle: Asteroid, to be exact. It'll destroy the town if you don't stop it!

[Sonic holds out both his hands like stop signs.]
 * Sonic: Better evacuate the town!
 * Professor Turtle: I'll get right on it!

[''Professor Turtle turns around and walks away slowly. Before he can get very far, Sonic holds out his left hand like a stop sign.'']
 * Sonic: Hold it, slow-mo! If everyone in this town is as slow as you, this place will be history before you reach the corner!

[Tails walks up to Sonic.]
 * Tails: There must be some way to save Turtle Town!
 * [[Dr. Ivo Robotnik (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)|Dr. Robotnik]: There is!

[Sonic turns to face a monitor, which Robotnik's face appears on.]
 * Tails: Dr. Robotnik?

[''Sonic runs up to the monitor. He pulls the lever back and forth with his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: This TV must be out of adjustment! The picture looks horrible!

[''The monitor shuts off. Tails then walks up to Sonic.'']
 * Sonic: Hmmm.

[Robotnik appears on the monitor again.]
 * Robotnik: Make fun, Hedgehog, but remember, I am the only one on Mobius who can stop that asteroid!
 * Sonic: All right, bot breath! What's the catch?
 * Robotnik: Today is the Mobius Robolympics, and I challenge you to meet me at the games! If you win the most gold medals, I'll stop the asteroid!

[Sonic grits his teeth in anger as Tails points his left index finger at Robotnik.]
 * Tails: And if he doesn't?
 * Robotnik: Ha ha! In that case, Turtle Town is turtle soup!

[''Robotnik licks his lips. Sonic and Tails turn to face Professor Turtle, who walks back to them.'']
 * Professor Turtle: You're our only hope, Sonic!

[Sonic winks his right eye at Professor Turtle.]
 * Sonic: Relax, Max!

[Sonic runs up to the monitor and draws on it with a pencil he is holding in his right hand, creating a cloud of dust.]
 * Sonic: I'll make Robotnik look like a tired old gas bag before the entire population of Mobius!

[''When the dust clears, Robotnik has a goofy expression on his face. Inside Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik is revealed to have been watching this from the monitor in his fortress. He presses the green button on the control panel with his right index finger, shutting the monitor off. He then turns his chair to face Scratch and Grounder, revealing he has the goofy expression on his face that Sonic drew on the monitor. The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place at the Mobius Memorial Collusseum as the camera zooms in on it. The announcer is revealed to be the Rabbit Gardener from "Lovesick Sonic".'']
 * Rabbit: Welcome, everybody, to Mobius Memorial Colluseum, where the 23rd Robolympics are about to begin! In this corner, weighing 27 pounds and capable of speeds in excess of Warp Factor 9, that freedom fighter and friend to all, Sonic the Hedgehog!

[''The Rabbit points at Sonic with his left index finger. The camera moves over to Sonic as he raises his hands at the audience. In the bleachers, the citizens of Mobius cheer, while Robotnik's Badniks jeer. Robotnik is now revealed to be wearing a white sweater with a red R on it, blue pants, and blue tennis shoes, and he raises his fists at the audience. Scratch and Grounder are standing near him.'']
 * Rabbit: And in this corner, 375 pounds of repulsive, fiendish flab, despised by beast and bot alike, Dr. Robotnik!

[Robotnik's robots, one of whom is holding a sign that says, SONIC SMELLS! in both his claws, cheer for Robotnik, while the citizens of Mobius jeer.]
 * Robotnik: Those fools won't be cheering Sonic much longer! Is everything ready?

[The camera moves over to Scratch and Grounder, the former of whom is holding blueprints in both his hands.]
 * Scratch: Yes, your wickedness! We've mined the track, Sonic's equipment is booby-trapped, and we're armed and ready!
 * Robotnik: Good! In that case, let the games begin!

[''Everyone cheers, and a fanfare plays. Robotnik groans, and the fanfare is revealed to have come from Grounder, who is playing his nose like a trumpet with both his hands. He stops when he sees Robotnik hold his left hand out to him.'']
 * Robotnik: Pipe down!

[''Scratch flinches as Robotnik beats up Grounder and Grounder grunts. Robotnik growls, and the camera moves over to Grounder, whose nose is revealed to be in his right ear.'']
 * Rabbit: Before we begin the games, it's customary to light the Robolympic torch!

[''The camera moves up to the top of the colluseum, revealing Scratch and Grounder to be standing next to the Robolympic torch. Scratch is holding a torch in his right hand.'']
 * Scratch: Oh, boy! This is my favorite part! You turn on the gas, Grounder, I'll light it!

[Scratch puts his torch into the Robolympic torch, and the camera moves over to Grounder, who is turning the valve that turns on the gas with his left hand.]
 * Scratch: Just a little bit, now!
 * Grounder: Oh, don't worry, I know what I am doing!

[Grounder continues turning the valve, until suddenly, it comes off.]
 * Grounder: Huh? Oops.

[''Scratch stares and squawks in shock as he drops his torch into the Robolympic torch. The Robolympic torch explodes, creating a cloud of grey dust. It then launches Scratch and Grounder, causing them to land in the Colluseum. They groan as they land with a crash. When the dust clears, Grounder is revealed to be holding Scratch over his head with both his drills.'']
 * Grounder: Um, fried chicken, your Gluttonousness?

[Robotnik walks up to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: It's too early for lunch, you idiots! Get ready for the games!

[Robotnik kicks Scratch and Grounder with his right foot, and they scream as they fly across the Colluseum.]
 * Rabbit: Hold onto your seats, here comes the first event of the Robolympics; the Pole Vault!

[A view of the top of the hurdle is shown, and the camera moves down to Sonic, Tails, Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, who are all waiting at the bottom.]
 * Robotnik: Choose your weapon... uh, pole!

[Sonic walks up to the bin and picks up a pole with his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: Excellent choice!

[''Robotnik picks up a short red pole with his right hand. He grins evilly, then presses a button on it with his right index finger. He laughs evilly as it stretches out.'']
 * Tails: Boy, that rat really knows how to cheat!

[Sonic bends the pole with both his hands.]
 * Sonic: Not to worry, Tails! I know how to bend the rules a bit myself!

[''Sonic's right hand lets go of the pole, straightening it back out. Sonic then walks away. Scratch and Grounder are standing next to the hurdle.'']
 * Grounder: Heh heh! He's wasting his time! He'll never get over that bar!

[Grounder points up at the bar with his left drill.]
 * Scratch: And even if he does...

[Scratch and Grounder walk up to what looks like a gym mat, but when Scratch pulls the blue tarp off it with both his hands, a tank of Choppers is revealed to be underneath.]
 * Scratch: When he lands, these Robo-Pirahna will have him for lunch! Bwahaha!

[''Scratch puts the blue tarp back over the tank of choppers, and he and Grounder walk away. Sonic positions his pole, then runs. He bends his pole into the hole, and screeches to a halt. He grunts, then the pole launches him into the air. He does a spin jump over the bar as Scratch and Grounder watch from below. Grounder chuckles evilly.'']
 * Grounder: He's gonna be fish food!

[''As Sonic descends, his quills open like a parachute. He then floats over Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, and lands next to them.'']
 * Sonic: Beat that, sports fans!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik is holding his pole in both his hands, and Scratch and Grounder are standing next to him. Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Robotnik: If I want something done right, I've got to do it myself! Stand back!

[''Robotnik runs, then puts his pole into the hole. The pole launches him into the air, and he flies over the bar. Scratch jumps for joy.'']
 * Scratch: Bwahaha! He did it! He won! He won!

[Scratch stops jumping, and points at Grounder with his left index finger.]
 * Scratch: Grounder, you did take the Robo-Pirahnas out of the tank, didn't you?
 * Grounder: Uh, I thought you did! Oooh!

[''Grounder frowns in fear, and he and Scratch watch nervously as Robotnik lands in the tank. He screams as the Choppers bite him.'']
 * Robotnik: Ow!

[''Scratch and Grounder run up to the tank, and Scratch removes the blue tarp with both his hands and tosses it aside. Robotnik emerges from the tank, with Choppers biting him.'']
 * Robotnik: I'll dismantle you dimwits!

[The citizens of Mobius cheer.]
 * Scratch: But, but your ruthlessness, you won the event!

[Robotnik leans up to Scratch.]
 * Robotnik: I did?

[Sonic screeches to a halt, and looks up at the pole.]
 * Sonic: Hmmm. Phew.

[''The pole falls on Robotnik, bouncing off his head, and causing the Pirahna hanging from it to fall off. Robotnik grunts.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho!

[Robotnik growls and raises his right fist at Scratch and Grounder, who run away.]
 * Robotnik: You're doorstops!

[''Robotnik chases after Scratch and Grounder. Sonic is now standing atop the first place platform of the winner's podium.'']
 * Rabbit: And Sonic the Hedgehog has won the first gold medal!

[''A robot rolls up to Sonic. He is carrying the medal in both his hands, and Sonic bows as the robot puts the medal over his neck. The Citizens of Mobius cheer as Sonic points his left thumb at his medal.'']
 * Sonic: Cool necktie! Kinda compliments my sneaks, don't you think?

[''Robotnik's badniks jeer, while the Citizens of Mobius cheer. A view outside the Colluseum is now shown.'']
 * Rabbit: And now, if you'll turn your attention to the south side of the stadium, you'll see the second event of the games, the shot put!

[Inside the Colluseum, Robotnik is revealed to be standing next to Scratch and Grounder, the former of whom is holding Robotnik's shot puts in both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: Hand me my royal shot puts!

[''Scratch tries to hand Robotnik the shot puts, screams as he juggles them. They land on Robotnik's feet, and he screams in pain.''
 * Scratch: Oops! Sorry.

[The camera moves down to Robotnik's feet, revealing the Shot Puts to be atop them.]
 * Grounder: Oooh! Why do I get the feeling that wasn't such a bright idea?

[Robotnik, who is now holding one of the shot puts in his right hand, walks up to the platform.]
 * Robotnik: I'm surrounded by a bunch of burnt-out circuits! It's a good thing I developed this radio-controlled anti-gravity ball!

[''Robotnik tosses his shot put into the air. He is now revealed to be holding a remote control in his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Time to guide it back down!

[Robotnik turns the knob on the remote control with his right hand, but nothing happens.]
 * Robotnik: Scratch, Grounder, what's wrong with this stupid thing?

[Scratch and Grounder walk up to Robotnik, and the latter takes the remote from him with his left hand.]
 * Grounder: Oh, my stereo remote! Aw, I've been wondering where that was!
 * Robotnik: Where's my radio-controlled anti-gravity ball remote?

[Grounder shrugs his shoulders at Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: Hey, that's why my stereo wasn't working!

[The shot put starts to fall.]
 * Scratch: Uh, excuse us!

[Scratch runs away in fear.]
 * Grounder: Yeah, uh, we left the water running!

['' Grounder drops his remote and rolls away in fear. Robotnik looks up and screams in fear. The shot put lands on his head.'']
 * Robotnik: Whoa!

[''A robot rolls up to Robotnik, holding a measuring tape in both his claws. He measures the shot put.'']
 * Robot: One foot!

[''Robotnik pulls the shot put and his mustache off his head with his left hand. His head pops out of his body, and he looks at his mustache on his shot put. He grunts, then puts his mustache back on his head with his right hand.'']
 * Robotnik [in a muffled voice]: When I get my hands on those walking junk heaps...

[Scratch and Grounder, the former of whom is holding a shot put in his left hand, walk back up to Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: He'll never win with that toss, and if he loses, we'll lose worse!
 * Scratch: Oh, don't blow a fuse! Not only will Sonic lose, he'll bomb out of the competition for good,

[The shot put Scratch is holding is revealed to be a bomb.]
 * Scratch: When he tries to toss this little beauty! Bwahaha!

[''Sonic and Tails run up to Scratch and Grounder. Scratch hands Sonic the bomb.'']
 * Scratch: Here's your ball!
 * Tails: Come on, Sonic! Let me try it, please?

[Scratch drops the bomb, and Tails catches it in his right hand, but grunts as it weighs him down.]
 * Sonic: Not now, Tails! I've got a town to save!

[''Sonic takes the bomb from Tails with his left hand, then walks away. He stops when he hears Scratch.'']
 * Scratch: Wait!

[Scratch walks up to Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Uh, there's some dirt on your ball!

[''Sonic hands Scratch the bomb. Scratch holds it in his right hand and rubs it with his left.'']
 * Scratch: All clean!

[Scratch lights his left thumb on fire and uses the fire to light the fuse on the bomb.]
 * Rabbit: Sonic the Hedgehog is moving into position for his first throw!

[Sonic is now holding the bomb in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: All I need is some speed, and I'll put this shot into the next town!

[Sonic aims the bomb.]
 * Sonic: The crowd is gonna get a real blast out of this one!

[The camera zooms in on the bomb, and the screen fades to black.]