Sonic Conversion/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Sonic Conversion".

[Scene: Robotnik’s Control Room.]
 * Snively: Sir, your Virtual Reality Shriekbot is ready for flight-testing, [mumble] you oversized toad.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Excuse me, what was that Snivley
 * Snively: Oh, I said, I’ll key in your code sir.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Hmm, very good. I must say I’m excited by the prospects of this Snivley, very excited indeed.
 * Snively: Oh, and I’m very excited for you, your immense density, [mumble]] smarmyfool. [raspberry]

[Scene Change: Hanger Bay.]
 * [Sonic and Sally are hidden inside.]
 * Sonic: Woah, that tub looks too swift. What are those pipes behind the wings?
 * Sally: Blast thrusters. That plane may actually be faster than you.
 * Sonic: Faster than moi? In Robuttniks’ dreams. Check this...
 * Sally: [interrupts] Sonic, not now. We need to get back to Knothole.
 * Sonic: Yeah you’re...Sal, it’s Uncle Chuck!

[Scene Change: Robotnik’s Control Room.]
 * Snively: Sir, Monitor one!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Well, surprise surprise, activate laser cannon!

[Scene Change: Hangar Bay.]
 * [Sonic sneaks around the hovercraft.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: [projected in hovercraft window] That’s it hedgehog, a little closer...Perfect.
 * Sally: [whisper] Sonic.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Sweet dreams, Rodent.
 * Sally: [shouts] Sonic, above you!
 * Sonic: Huh?
 * [He looks up to the cannon. Robotnik laughs and fires the laser, as the chase ensues.]
 * Sonic: Woah, haunch time Sal!
 * [Sonic carries Sally, being chased down city street by the hovercraft.]
 * Sonic: Man that sucker cranks serious
 * [Sally gives Sonic the power ring from his backpack.]
 * Sonic: Way to juice me Sal, Hang on!
 * Sally: Whhhoooaa
 * [Sonic’s wake throws the hovercraft out of control, forcing it to retreat.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: [disoriented] Sniiiveeelllyyyy, wooooaaaaahh.

[Scene Change: Robotnik’s Control Room.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: You...lied to me Snivley.
 * Snively: Lied, Sir?
 * Dr. Robotnik: You said that the Shriekbot could outrun the HEDGEHOG!
 * Snively: It can sir, we just need to install more thrust boosters.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Snivley, what color is my heart? [opens mouth for Snivley to peer in]
 * Snively: I don’t see a heart sir.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Exactly.

[Scene Change: Knothole Village.]
 * [Tails flies along happily on his way to Rotor’s hut. He is stopped from entering in by Dulcy.]
 * Dulcy: You can’t go in Tails, Sonic’s orders
 * Tails: Aww come on Dulcy how come?
 * Dulcy: Cuz, they’re doin’ some experiments and they don’t wanna be disturbed.

Scene Change: Rotor’s hut.]
 * [Bunnie is inside a glass “capsule.”]
 * Sally: Ready Bunnie?
 * Bunnie: Ready.
 * Sally: Nicole, activate Deroboticizing sequence.
 * Nicole: Activating Sally, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Activate.
 * [The Deroboticizer activates, as Bunnie’s robotic limbs are removed exposing her natural arms and legs.]
 * Nicole: Sequence complete Sally.
 * Sonic: Bunnie, are you ok?
 * Bunnie: Huh?
 * Sally: How do you feel?
 * Bunnie: Well I...oh my stars, look at this. ALRIGHT, THE BUNNIE BOD IS BACK.

[Scene Change: Power ring pool.]
 * [Tails and Sonic wait for a ring to emerge.]
 * Tails: [grabs ring] Got it Sonic, past cool huh?
 * Sonic: Way past! Ok big guy, slide in the ol’ pack and I’m outta here.
 * Sally: [enters] Sonic wait, we have to talk.
 * Sonic: Save it Sal, I’m goin’ after Uncle Chuck. If the deroboticizer worked on Bunnie, it’ll work for Unc, end of story.
 * Sally: But we still don’t know if the effects will last. Can’t you wait 24 hours?
 * Sonic: Hey, if it doesn’t work, you’ll fix it.
 * Sally: Fine. And what do we do with Uncle Chuck while I’m fixing it?
 * Sonic: Why do you ask so many questions?
 * Sally: Why don’t you use your brain?
 * Sonic: It gives me a headache, later.
 * [Sonic speeds off.]
 * Sally: Hey, grrr!

[Scene Change: Hanger Bay.]
 * [Uncle Chuck is working on the damaged hovercraft. Sonic slips the power ring into Uncle Chuck’s hand, as its powers is releasing his free will and soul from Robotnik’s control.]
 * Sonic: Yo, Uncle Chuck.
 * Uncle Chuck: Huh?
 * Sonic: You in there or what?
 * Uncle Chuck: Sonic!

[Scene Change: Rotor’s Hut.]
 * [Uncle Chuck placed inside the Deroboticizer.]
 * Sonic: Hang in Uncle Chuck, it’ll be cool.
 * Sally: Nicole, activate Deroboticizer sequence.
 * Nicole: Activating Sally...
 * [The alarm sounds.]
 * Sally: Oh no!
 * Nicole: Internal circuitry malfunction, executing preemptive shutdown.
 * Sonic: Uncle Chuck!
 * Uncle Chuck: [under robot control] Capture Freedom Fighters, priority one, by order of Robotnik.
 * [Uncle Chuck is now restrained in the wooden cage.]
 * Uncle Chuck: Capture Freedom Fighters, priority one, priority one.
 * Sonic: Uncle Chuck, chill alright. Sal’s gonna fix the ol’ machine, and we’ll be cookin’ again Unc, no prob.
 * Uncle Chuck: [rambling] Detain Freedom Fighters, by order of Robotnik. Detain Freedom...
 * Sonic: How’s it goin’ Sal.
 * Sally: Um, Not very good, Nicole, status report.
 * Nicole: Sections 1, 2, 3, and 5, failure. No salvageable components.
 * Sally: [gasp]
 * Sonic: So we need a couple parts, no biggie right?
 * Rotor: It’s a major biggie Sonic.
 * Sally: Nicole, search databanks for compatible component panels.
 * Nicole: Searching...match found Sally
 * Sonic: Is that what I think it is?
 * Sally: Yes, the only match is Robotnik’s Roboticizer.
 * Sonic: Yeah, so?
 * Rotor: So we have to start again, from scratch.
 * Uncle Chuck: Detain Freedom Fighters...
 * Sonic: Well this hedgehog is never givin’ up.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
 * Sonic: I GIVE UP!
 * [Sonic is being grabbed by flying SwatBots]
 * Sonic:TAKE ME TO HIS ROYAL DOPINESS.

[Scene Change: Robotnik’s Control Room.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: So nice of you to drop by hedgehog, I do love surprises. Now why are you here?
 * Sonic: It’s the stress, I can’t take it anymore. My hedgehog nerves are shot, I tell ya, shot SHOT.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Oh please, something is rotten in Topeka...wherever that is. Now WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
 * Sonic: Ehh, about 3’ 4’’, give or take an inch. Hehe, little joke there.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Very little...Put him in the Roboticizer!
 * Sonic: Wait, wait, there’s one more thing I’ve gotta do.
 * [Sonic speeds up and wrecks the flying swatbots.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: I’LL GET YOU!
 * Sonic: Have a seat Robuttnik! [trips Robotnik into his chair] Win and spin time baldo, and you lose! [spins the chair around rapidly and runs to ceiling at top of the Roboticizer] Activate Anti-Gravity system, Way Cool! [grabs the required parts] Tchao baby.
 * Dr. Robotnik: [disoriented rambling] I’LL GET YOU HEDGEHOG, I’LL GET YOU. SNIIVLLLEYYY.

[Scene Change: Rotor’s Hut.]
 * [Uncle Chuck is in the Deroboticizer.]
 * Sonic: Come on Nicole, yo what’s the big holdup?
 * Nicole: Sequence complete Sally.
 * Sonic: Uncle Chuck, wake up call.
 * Uncle Chuck: [deroboticized] Uugg...YES!

[Scene Change: Knothole Village.]
 * [Sonic and Uncle Chuck are walking through the windmill field.]
 * Sonic: Man, I’m sure glad you’re here Uncle Chuck. I missed you big time.
 * Uncle Chuck: I missed you too Sonic. I’ve been dreaming of this since the first day I was roboticized.
 * Sonic: You have, but I thought when you were roboticized, you didn’t
 * Uncle Chuck: [interrupts] know what was going on? We know everything, we just can’t

do anything about it. [Scene Change: Rotor’s Hut.]
 * [Uncle Chuck, Rotor, Sonic, Tails, and Antoine are standing around the Deroboticizer upgrade.]
 * Uncle Chuck: Without a stronger capacitive reactor, the electromagnetic fields will disable the attenuator.
 * Rotor: Creating harmonic frequencies, right Uncle Chuck?
 * Uncle Chuck: That’s right Rotor. So, what I need is a 3 dash 3 C.P.
 * Rotor: I think I have one in my storeroom
 * Sonic: Oh man, not the storeroom.
 * Rotor: Oh come on Sonic it’s not that bad.
 * Sonic: Hehe, just kiddin’ Rote, I’ll help, hang on.
 * [Sonic grabs Rotor and dashes past Tails through the exit.]
 * Rotor: Whoa!

[Scene Change: Sally’s Hut.]
 * [Bunnie and Sally enter from outside.]
 * Sally: It’s incredible, and Uncle Chuck built it in less than an hour!
 * Bunnie: He’s good sugar maybe I should take a second look at that man (both giggle.)
 * Sally: Now watch this
 * [Sally turns on holographic projector displaying image of a subsection of Robotropolis.]
 * Bunnie: Oh my stars that is really somethin’.
 * Sally: And here it is.
 * Bunnie: Here what is Sally girl?
 * Sally: Target 1, the first group we’re gonna deroboticize is in this factory.
 * Bunnie: It’s really happenin’ isn’t it, were gonna do it, were gonna AAAH!
 * [Electricity surrounds Bunnie as she falls to the floor.]
 * Sally: Bunnie...oh my gosh, oh Bunnie.
 * [Bunnie's robotic limbs have mysteriously returned.]
 * Bunnie: Oh...what the hoo-haw happened... oh my look [cries]
 * Sally: [hugs Bunnie] It’s ok Bunnie, we’ll get you back to normal again. Listen, all we have to do is...oh no!
 * Bunnie: [sob] What?
 * Sally: Uncle Chuck!

Scene Change: Rotor’s Hut.]
 * [Uncle Chuck and Antoine are working on the Deroboticizer upgrade.]
 * Antoine: You know Uncle Chuck, I am thinking that maybe it is time for me to be lunching yes.
 * [Tails enters with a huge sub sandwich.]
 * Tails: Chow time guys.
 * [Slapstick: Tails trips causing the sandwich to fly into Antoine’s mouth.]
 * Antoine: Ahh, Merci Tails, Merci boccune
 * [He opens the mouth to eat the sandwich.]
 * Tails: Hey!
 * [Tails yanks the sandwich out of Antoine’s hand, causing him to bite his fingers.]
 * Antoine: Eaaaooowgeh
 * [Tails and Uncle Chuck laugh.]
 * Uncle Chuck: Ahhhh!
 * [Uncle Chuck begins to transform back into a robot]
 * Antoine: Uncle Chuck! What is wrong?
 * Tails: [gasp]
 * Antoine: Ahh, uh, oh my, this is not happening [panicked rambling]
 * Tails: Uncle Chuck, what’s going on?
 * Uncle Chuck: [robotic drone] Freedom Fighters, priority one, detain by order of Robotnik.
 * [Tails and Antoine scream.]
 * Antoine: Please Uncle Chuck, you can have my sammich.
 * [Uncle Chuck carries off Antoine and Tails, while destroying Deroboticizer upgrade. Antoine and Tails scream for help.]

Scene Change: Knothole Village, Elevator.]
 * Antoine: I can make you another sammich, what kind of garnish would you like? Where are we going?
 * [The three are ascending in the elevator.]
 * Uncle Chuck: Capture Freedom Fighters, Priority One.
 * [Sally and Bunnie enter at ground level.]
 * Sally: Uncle Chuck! Uncle Chuck NO!
 * Antoine: Uh hehe, maybe a special desert eh, with some cappuccino! Do you like decaf?
 * Bunnie: [on Dulcy’s back with Sally] Dulcy LOOK OUT!
 * Antoine: [hysteric rambling in background.]
 * Sally: Ow, Dulcy, can’t you fly above the trees? There he is.
 * Bunnie: He’s headin’ for the swamp.
 * Antoine: You know, Uncle Chuck, I can make a very nice herbal tea.
 * Sally: Dulcy, take us back to Knothole, we have to get Sonic.

[Dulcy changes course.]
 * Sally: Whoa!

[Scene Change: Dark Swamp, Wilderness Path.]
 * Antoine: Sacre Blu-cheese, we are dead beat.
 * Tails: You mean dead meat Ant. Just chill out, Sonic will save us.
 * Uncle Chuck: Freedom Fighters enemy, priority one, detain by order of Robotnik [drops Antoine and Tails] MegaMuck, one part petroleum. One part quick sand, one part clay mud [shoves stick into ground, revealing oil]

[Scene Change: Power Ring Pool.]
 * Sonic: I gotta juice Sal, he could be in Robotown by now.
 * Sally: Sonic, will you relax?
 * Sonic: How can I relax? My sneakers are just itchin’ to hit the ol’ road.

[The ring emerges.]
 * Sonic: Here we go.
 * [Sally grabs the ring and places it in Sonic's backpack.]
 * Sonic: Uh Sal, I’m sorry about...
 * Sally: I know [embraces Sonic] but right now we need a hero, and you’re it.
 * Sonic: That’s true, better grab on to something Sal.
 * [Sonic exits, following Uncle Chuck’s tracks into the Dark Swamp.]

[Scene Change: Dark Swamp, Wilderness Path]
 * [Uncle Chuck rebuilds a small wrecked hover unit, hears Sonic running.]
 * Uncle Chuck: Freedom Fighters, priority one.
 * [ He hides behind a rock as Sonic approaches.]
 * Tails & Antoine: [shout for Sonic to stop]
 * Sonic: [runs into MegaMuck] Ugg, ull, eraaa.
 * Tails: Sonic, it’s Uncle Chuck, He...
 * Uncle Chuck: Freedom Fighters, priority one, detain by order of Robotnik.
 * Sonic: Ugh, don’t do it Uncle Chuck, let ‘em go!
 * Antoine: Oh, wi wi wi, this is very good advice-ing.
 * Uncle Chuck: [grabs Tails and Antoine] I will return for hedgehog.
 * Tails: NOOO! (Uncle Chuck boards hover unit and flies off) SONIC!

(Sonic struggles in vain, as Dulcy enters carrying Sally and Bunnie.)
 * Bunnie: There’s the sugarhog.
 * Sally: SONIC!
 * Dulcy: Goin’ Down.
 * Sally: Easy Dulcy, ug, easy.
 * Dulcy: Don’t worry, this one’s gonna’ be perfect.
 * [Dulcy typically flies face first into mud, stopping just short of Sonic.]
 * Dulcy: Don’t say a word Sonic Hedgehog. I’ve had a real bad day.
 * [Brief time period later, Dulcy flies above Sonic, carrying the rope.]
 * Sonic: Ugh, Got It.
 * Bunnie: GO DULCY GO GO!
 * Sonic: Harder Dulcy, Harder.
 * [ Dulcy struggles and pulls Sonic free, launching him into a bush.]
 * Sonic: Ugh, Thanks Guys, go low and go time!
 * [Sonic pulls out the power ring and exits.]

[Scene Change: Junkyard.]
 * [Uncle Chuck lands and exits the hover unit.]
 * Tails: Please Uncle Chuck, I don’t wanna be a robot, let us go.
 * Antoine: Um well, thank you Uncle Chuck and but, I am being much too very young and extremely to very handsome to being a robot nespa.
 * Sonic: [enters] Yo Uncle Chuck.
 * Tails: Cool, I knew you’d save us Sonic.
 * Uncle Chuck: Freedom Fighter, priority one
 * Sonic: I know you in there Unc, fight Robotnik.
 * Uncle Chuck: Ugh... [struggles to regain control of his soul and free will] Detain, I’m going to fight...Robotnik, Freedom Fight.
 * Sonic: Yeah, YEAH, that’s it Unc, you can do it.
 * Uncle Chuck: Freedom Fight...fight Robotnik
 * Sonic: Fight Robotnik!
 * Uncle Chuck: [regains control] It...it’s working. Sonic you were right it actually works.
 * Sonic: You ok Unc?
 * Uncle Chuck: I’m back Sonic, at least up here that’s the most important thing, the body will come later. Good to see you Sonic.
 * Sonic: Good to see you too Unc.
 * Tails: Uh oh Sonic, Here come the Swattbutts.
 * Sonic: Lets stir fry Unc, yo Unc, Bail Time!
 * Uncle Chuck: No, you go Sonic I’m staying here.
 * Sonic: Say What.
 * Uncle Chuck: Robotnik won’t know that inside I’m still me. I have a better chance of getting the deroboticizer parts from here.
 * Sonic: You mean like, some kind of mondo spy?
 * Uncle Chuck: Yes. Sonic I know this isn’t what we planned but I can help more from here, now play along. [to Antoine and Tails] You two stay outta sight [closes the hover unit cockpit.]
 * Sonic: But Unc, your eyes.
 * Uncle Chuck: I can control them now [flashes robotic eyes, controlled robotic drone voice] Intruder, hedgehog intruder [real voice] act like we’re struggling.
 * [Uncle Chuck grabs Sonic as a fake struggle, as hover units and stealth orbs arrive.]

[Scene Change: Robotnik’s Control Room.]
 * Snively: Sir, monitor one.
 * Sonic: [onscreen] Hey, lemme go, lemme go!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Well well well, Dr. Hedgehog has captured his own nephew, who says family values are dead.
 * Snively: Sir, your virtual reality Shriekbot is ready.
 * [Robotnik takes control of THE Shriekbot and guides it to Sonic’s location.]

[Scene Change: Junkyard.]
 * Uncle Chuck: The Shriekbot.
 * [The Shriekbot enters.]
 * Uncle Chuck: Better juice Sonic, I love you boy.
 * Sonic: I love you too Unc.
 * [The Shriekbot attempts to dive-bomb Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Whoa, some serious thrust, but he ain't seen nothin’ yet. You guys chill, I’ll be back.
 * [Sonic proceeds to chase.]
 * Sonic: Where is that sucker?
 * Dr. Robotnik: [guides Shriekbot behind Sonic] Hahahaha, having fun yet rodent? AFTERBURNERS!
 * Sonic: You are fast.
 * [ He leads THE Shreakbot into tight ally, causing it to crash.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: [gasp]...AHHHHHH
 * Sonic: Yikes! Fast but stupid.
 * Dr. Robotnik: Snivley!
 * Snively: Oh no, AHHHHHHHH...yes sir?
 * Sonic: Chow baby
 * [Sonic exits.]

Scene: Knothole Village: Rotor’s hut
 * [Dulcy, Antoine, Sally, and Bunnie dismantle the smashed Deroboticizer.]
 * Dulcy: Boy oh boy, this sure is a mess.
 * Sally: You’re right Dulcy. It’ll take time, but we can get it online again.
 * Bunnie: I hope so sugar cuz I liked havin’ my cute little old bod back if even for a minute.
 * [Sonic and Tails walk out, sadly, as Sally follows.]

[Scene Change: Outdoor Log Bench.]
 * Sonic: I should have listened to ya Sal. I was a total bonehead.
 * Tails: But Uncle Chuck’s gonna be a spy for us. That’s cool right?
 * Sonic: Yeah except he has to live in bogus city. I should have waited till everything was ready. I just should have waited.
 * Sally: Yes, we know that Sonic, little joke there.
 * Sonic: Very little.
 * Sally: Look, we may not have the Deroboticizer, but we know that roboticized people can fight it off from inside. All we have to do is help them. Plus, we have Uncle Chuck on our side, and he’ll help a lot.
 * Sonic: Serious.
 * Sally & Tails: Serious.
 * Sonic: Serious, Yeah!