The Mystery of the Missing Hi-tops/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "The Mystery of the Missing Hi-tops".

[''The episode begins in the hills, as Sonic is running, with Tails flying right behind him. They are being chased by a trio of Buzz Bombers.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, they're gaining on us!
 * Sonic: Gaining's not catchin'! Folllow me!

[''Sonic runs away from the Buzz Bombers, with Tails flying behind him. He screeches to a halt when he comes to a cliff. He spins into the cliff, leaving a giant hole in it. Tails stares at the Buzz Bombers, until Sonic reaches from inside the cliff with his right arm and grabs Tails' left leg, pulling him in.'']
 * Tails: Aaaah!

[''Two of the Buzz Bombers crash into the walls near the cliff and fall. Meanwhile, in the town of McGuffin, the Rabbit Gardener from "Lovesick Sonic" is holding a newspaper in both his hands and reading it. Standing next to him is a dog. They are both standing near a news stand, as the News Hound from "Sonic Breakout" is carrying a stack of newspapers. Suddenly, the sound of Sonic burrowing through the ground can be heard as the News Hound sets the stack of newspapers on top of another. He stares in shock as Sonic approaches.'']
 * News Hound: Aaaah!

[''Sonic breaks through the sidewalk and he and Tails land near the News Hound. The last Buzz Bomber flies out of the hole, and Sonic jumps onto the pile of newspapers.'']
 * Sonic: Hey, Bug Bot!

[Sonic picks up a newspaper with his right hand and holds it up to the Buzz Bomber.]
 * Sonic: Look! You're in the headlines!

[''Sonic spins atop the pile of newspapers, creating a tornado, which catches several of the newspapers, as well as the Buzz Bomber. As this happens, Tails flinches and the News Hound ducks behind his newspaper stand. The last Buzz Bomber crashes into a tree and falls down, then Sonic stops spinning. A newspaper flies down, and Sonic catches it with both his hands. Tails walks up to him.'']
 * Sonic: Hey, what's this?

[The newspaper has a headline that says, BUZZ BOMBER BITES THE DUST, and two photos of Sonic are seen below it.]
 * Sonic: The town of McGuffin has declared tomorrow "Sonic Appreciation Day",

[Sonic pulls the newspaper down, with a headline in between the two photos, that says, TOWN OF MCGUFFIN HAS DECLARED TOMORROW "SONIC APPRECIATION DAY. As Sonic reads the newspaper, the News Hound is now standing and peering from behind his newspaper stand.]
 * Sonic: As a way to say "thanks" to Mobius' fastest hero!
 * Tails: Can we go, Sonic? Can we?
 * Sonic: You kidding, kiddo? I wouldn't miss it!

[Sonic puts the newspaper down on the news stand and he and Tails walk away.]
 * Sonic: Let's burn, Verne!

[The News Hound is now holding a telephone reciever in his right hand, and he talks into it.]
 * News Hound: Sonic's on his way, and he's wearing his special friction-proof sneakers, the ones he can't run without!
 * A Mysterious Voice [heard over the phone]: Good work. I'm gonna heist those hi-tops if it's the last thing I do!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where the town of MacGuffin is decorated with posters with his face, and banners that say, HOORAY SONIC and SONIC DAY. Sonic and Tails run up to a fountain. They look at the posters and banners in awe. Just then, Harry the Hucker, a big green bird in a black top hat and matching black suit, is seen holding a suitcase in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Huh?
 * Harry the Hucker: Hi, I'm Harry the Hucker, your friendly souvenir salesman!

[Harry walks up to Sonic and Tails.]
 * Harry: Welcome to Sonic Appreciation Day! Nice mask, kid.

[Harry grabs Sonic's nose with his right hand, and tries to pull it off.]
 * Sonic: Aaaah!

[''Harry lets go of Sonic's nose. Sonic then covers his nose with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: Ow! Watch it!

[''Harry opens his suitcase, which turns into a souvenir stand, stacked with various Sonic-themed merchandise. He then pulls out a pair of Sonic brand steak knives, which he holds in his right hand.'']
 * Harry: Can I interest you in a set of geniuine Sonic brand steak knives?

[As Harry talks to Sonic, Sonic taps his left foot.]
 * Harry [heard offscreen]: These babies slice, they dice, they peel and squeal!
 * Sonic: No, thanks.

[Harry tosses the knives aside.]
 * Harry: Something a little more collectable, maybe?

[Harry reaches into his souvenir stand and pulls out a pink box with Sonic's picture on it.]
 * Harry: Bubblegum chewed by Sonic himself.
 * Sonic: I don't chew gum!
 * Harry: Boy, kid, you're a tough sell!
 * Tails: He should be; he's Sonic!
 * Harry: You mean, that's not a mask?

[''Sonic runs away, then comes back, dressed as a news anchor, sitting at a desk that says, P.U.T.V.. He is holding a piece of paper in his right hand, which he holds up to read.'']
 * Sonic: "This just in! Harry the Hucker has finally gotten a clue! Stay tuned for new developments."

[Sonic runs away, then comes back without his disguise.]
 * Sonic: Get the picture, slow-mo?

[''Harry chuckles. He then reaches offscreen with his left hand and pulls out a stack of blue bookmarks. He takes one from the stack with his right hand and hands it to Sonic, who now holds it in his left hand.'']
 * Harry: Complimentary bookmark to show there's no hard feelings?

[''Harry then presses a button on his souvenir stand with his right hand, and the souvenir stand folds back into his suitcase. He then holds the suitcase in his right hand, and takes a bow, holding his top hat in his left hand, then he runs away.'']
 * Sonic: Well, I guess it's time for me to meet all my fans, talk to em', shake their hands,

[''A huge shadow casts over Sonic, who turns around to see where it's coming from. The shadow came from Dr. Robotnik's Giant Robo-Rooter Robot, which has a claw for a right hand, and a regular hand for a left hand. Grounder is in the leftmost control panel, and Scratch is in the rightmost one.'']
 * Sonic: And save their butts from this giant robot!
 * Scratch: There he is! The monster robot's Sonic tracking device is foolproof!

[The Robo-Rooter slams its left foot down near Sonic.]
 * Grounder: Hoo hoo! So now that we found him, can we smash him?
 * Scratch: Yes! Just make sure the robot's left foot goes first! Bwhaha!
 * Grounder: Okay!

[Grounder waves his right drill over two levers.]
 * Grounder: Uh, which one of us controls the left?
 * Scratch: You do, tractor-head! You're left!
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Oh.

[''The Robo-Rooter puts its left foot over Sonic and Tails. Tails gasps.'']
 * Sonic: Aaaah!

[''Sonic and Tails run away just before the Robo-Rooter can put its left foot down. Sonic and Tails then stop at a distance, and just as the Robo-Rooter kneels down at Sonic, Sonic notices a loose banner that says, SONIC DAY. He runs up to the banner, then picks it up with both his hands. He then runs around the Robo-Rooter's legs, wrapping them up in the banner.'']
 * Sonic: Time for the main event!

[The Robo-Rooter begins to lose its balance.]
 * Sonic: The three-legged race! The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat!
 * Grounder: Hey, don't look at me! I'm never right! Anyways, I'm left, you said so!
 * Scratch: Oh, no! We're going down!

[The Robo-Rooter falls over.]
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how! Whoa-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Yipes! Whoa!
 * Sonic: That oughta send them clatterin' back to Robuttnik!
 * Sonnette [heard offscreen]: Help!

[''Sonic gasps and turns around. Sonnette, a brown squirrel in a pink shirt and pants, is standing atop the Plazoid Hotel. She has lost her balance and is about to fall.'']
 * Sonnette: Help! Aaaah!

[''Sonnette falls off the Plazoid hotel. Sonic and Tails gasp, and without hesitation, Sonic runs up to Sonnette, catching her in his arms.'']
 * Sonnette: Aaaah! Oh, it's you!

[Sonnette kisses Sonic on his left cheek.]
 * Sonnette: Hi! My name's Sonnette! I changed it on account of I'm your biggest fan! I've got your t-shirt,

[Sonnette pulls up her shirt with both her hands, then shows Sonic a gold watch with Sonic's face on it on her left wrist.]
 * Sonnette: Your watch,

[Sonic stares in confusion.]
 * Sonic: Huh?

[Sonnette holds up a box with Sonic's face on it that says, SONIC HAIR in her right hand.]
 * Sonnette: Your hair coloring kit,

[Tails walks up to Sonic and Sonnette.]
 * Sonnette: And I bet you this looks familiar! Doesn't it?

[''Sonnette grabs the gum in her mouth with her left hand and stretches it out. Tails sticks out his tongue in disgust.'']
 * Tails: Ewww!

[Sonic sticks out his tongue in disgust.]
 * Sonic: Ewww!
 * Tails: How'd you fall off the roof?
 * Sonnette: Oh, that? I jumped.
 * Sonic: You what?
 * Sonnette: I wanted you to save me! Well, how else was I gonna meet you, silly? Now how about another kiss, you hunky hedgehog?

[Before Sonnette can kiss Sonic again, Sonic tosses her onto the ground in front of him.]
 * Sonic: Sorry, gotta go!

[Sonic and Tails run away.]
 * Sonnette: Nobody treats me that way! Oh, I'll get even with you, Mr. Hedgehog! Just you wait!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are now inside the Plazoid Hotel. They are standing near the front desk, where a grey mole-like creature is working.'']
 * Sonic: Room for two, please.
 * Tails: And does room service have chili dogs?
 * Hodgepodge [heard offscreen]: Sonic,

[Sonic and Tails turn their attention to Hodgepodge.]
 * Sonic: Huh?
 * Tails: Aaaah!
 * Hodgepodge [heard offscreen]: My li'l ol' prickled-back, chili-scarfin' road-burner!
 * Sonic [dejected]: Hodgepodge.

[Hodgepodge's left foot kicks Sonic in the face.]
 * Sonic: Oof!

[''Tails gasps in shock. Hodgepodge is revealed to be a big brown rabbit, He is wearing a bellhop's uniform, as he is working at the Plazoid Hotel.'']
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Sonic, who is this guy?

[Hodgepodge picks Sonic up by his shoulders with both his hands.]
 * Sonic: Aaaah!
 * Hodgepodge: The handle's Hodgepodge.

[Hodgepodge sets Sonic down.]
 * Hodgepodge: Me and Sonic here go way back.

[Hodgepodge slaps Sonic on his back with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Ow! Knock it off!
 * Tails: So, why'd he kick you?
 * Sonic: That's his way of saying "Howdy"! Wanna race?
 * Hodgepodge: You kidding? Just like old times!
 * Sonic: Let's do it!

[Sonic and Hodgepodge run away.]
 * Tails: Hey, wait for me!

[''Tails flies into the air and follows Sonic and Hodgepodge. The screen then transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Hodgepodge are standing outside the entrance to the Plazoid Hotel.'']
 * Sonic: Come on! We'll use the ramps they set up for my speed demonstarion tomorrow!

[The ramps, which are next to a sign that says, SONIC and has Sonic's face on it, are designed like a roller coaster track.]
 * Hodgepodge: Ready, set, go!

[''Sonic and Hodgepodge run towards the ramps. Tails runs out the door, but the force of Sonic and Hodgepodge's running pushes the doors back, closing them on him.'']
 * Tails: Oof!

[''Sonic and Hodgepodge race across the ramps. Sonic manages to get ahead of Hodgepodge and waves at him with his left hand. He then continues running across the ramps, then past Tails, who is holding a red and yellow checkered flag in his right hand.'']
 * Tails: Sonic wins!

[Sonic screeches to a halt, then Hodgepodge stops near Tails.]
 * Hodgepodge: Just like old times!
 * Tails: Hey, you're pretty fast, though.

[Hodgepodge points to his feet with his right index finger.]
 * Hodgepodge: Look at these. Years back, they used to be the fastest feet around, then Hurricane Sonic blew into town.

[Sonic runs up to Hodgepodge.]
 * Hodgepodge: Ha! Hurricane! Blue! Ha ha ha! Good one, huh? Beat me in every race we ever had.

[As Hodgepodge talks, he picks Sonic up with his right arm and inadvertently squeezes him in the same arm.]
 * Sonic: Ugh!
 * Hodgepodge: Aw, I used to be jealous of this crazy galoot being faster than me.

[As Sonic talks, his face turns red.]
 * Sonic [in a strained voice]: You're.... not still... mad, are you?

[''Hodgepodge is now holding Sonic in both his hands. Sonic's face turns back to its normal blue hue.'']
 * Hodgepodge: Heck no! You helped me realize that I don't have to be the fastest feller around to matter!

[Hodgepodge sets Sonic down in front of him.]
 * Sonic: Ugh!
 * Hodgepodge: Boy, I sure do love this Sonic Appreciation Day!

[Hodgepodge tosses Sonic into the air.]
 * Sonic: Aaaah!
 * Hodgepodge: Yee-haw!

[Hodgepodge lies on his back.]
 * Sonic: Boy, do I feel appreciated.

[Sonic falls, and lands on Hodgepodge's feet.]
 * Sonic: Ugh!

[Hodgepodge spins Sonic on his feet, and tosses him.]
 * Hodgepodge: Wahoo!

[Sonic flies past Tails.]
 * Sonic: Aaaah!

[Tails flinches as Sonic lands with a crash.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Oof!

[Sonic lands near a music box, and Coconuts, who is disguised in a brown hat, a brown coat, and a human mask.]
 * Sonic: Sorry about that, pal.
 * Coconuts [in a faux italian accent]: S'all-a-right, Señor a-Sonic! Seein' how its-a-you!
 * Hodgepodge [heard offscreen]: Sonic?
 * Sonic: Aaaah!

[''As Hodgepodge talks to Sonic, Sonic gets up. He is now holding a coin in his left hand, which he tosses to Coconuts, who catches it in his right hand.'']
 * Hodgepodge [heard offscreen]: Where'd you fly off to, ol' buddy?

[Tails and Hodgepodge run after Sonic.]
 * Hodgepodge: Come back! I gotta carry your bags or I'll lose my job!
 * Coconuts: Checking into the Plazoid, huh? Well, tonight, Sonic, you'll be checking out permanently! Ha ha ha! Yeah! Forever!

[''Coconuts pulls on his mask with his right hand, revealing his face. The screen then transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress. Inside Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik and a Robot with a TV for a head are sitting at a table, playing a card game. Robotnik looks at his cards, then the Robot, who is holding the cards in his left hand, scratches his head with his right hand. A question mark appears on his screen. Robotnik grows impatient as the robot picks up a card from his stack with his right hand, and a light bulb appears on his screen, indicating he has an idea. That light bulb then changes to a crossed-out circle, indicating he has decided not to play that card after all. The robot puts that card down, then picks up another. Another light bulb appears on his screen, then it quickly changes to another crossed-out circle. The robot puts the card back, then another question mark appears on the screen as he scratches his head with his right hand.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: Will you hurry up and play a card?

[''When the robot stops scratching his head, a lightbulb appears on his screen, indicating he has an idea. A big grin then appears on the robot's screen as he reveals his four cards are all Aces. A pair of trumpets that emit a musical note appear on the robot's screen and play a fanfare. Robotnik growls, and his face turns red. Two flags appear on the robot's screen, the first one being purple and saying, YA- in red letters, and the second one being green and saying HOO in yellow letters. The sound of cheering can be heard as the robot holds up his right hand, and steam emits from Robotnik's ears. The steam from his right ear melts a nearby potted plant. Robotnik now stands atop the table, holding a laser in his left hand, which he fires at the robot repeatedly.''
 * Robotnik: I don't remember programming you to beat me!

[''Robotnik growls, then the robot explodes. The robot then wipes his screen with a hankerchief he is holding in his right hand. Black smoke emits from the robot, and a tombstone that says, RIP appears on his screen.'']
 * Robotnik: I just hate losing cards!

[Robotnik kicks the robot with his left foot, and the robot flies into the air, and lands near a pile of other robots, who presumably won against Robotnik in other card games, and suffered the same consequences from it.]
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Dr. Robotnik, we found the hedgehog!

[Scratch and Grounder are now seen standing near the doorway.]
 * Grounder: Oh, yeah, but, uh, then we lost the hedgehog!
 * Robotnik: You lost him?! What happened to my giant Robo-Rooter Robot?
 * Grounder; Um, uh, it kind of turned out to have two left feet!
 * Scratch: Bwahaha! Bwahahahaha!

[Robotnik jumps off the table, and angrily walks up to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Grounder: You see, this town was having a "Sonic Appreciation Day", and...
 * Robotnik: "Sonic Appreciation"? Somewhere on Mobius, there's a whole town of people, praising that hedgehog?
 * Grounder: Uh-huh. Praise, parades, celebrations.

[Robotnik walks up to a giant sheet.]
 * Robotnik: I want that town of disgusting Sonic lovers flattened!
 * Scratch: Flattened?

[Robotnik pulls the sheet off with both his hands, revealing a giant steamroller, known as the Robo-Roller, underneath it.]
 * Robotnik: With this, my new Robo-Roller, you will squash Sonic and his fan club, into a squishy paste!

[Robotnik points to the pile of robots with his left index finger.]
 * Robotnik: But first, do either of you know how to play, uh, Gin Rummy?

[''That night, at the Plazoid hotel, Sonic and Tails are asleep in their bed, snoring. A hole has been cut in the door, and a hose slithers in. It sprays green gas across the room. Later that night, Sonic awakens, putting his right hand on his head.'']
 * Sonic: Oh, my head! What was in those chili dogs?

[''Sonic pulls the covers away with his right hand, revealing he is barefoot, as he has removed his shoes before he went to sleep. He then opens his eyes when he realizes his shoes aren't where he left them on the floor in front of him anymore, and he stares in shock.'']
 * Sonic: My kicks! Somebody ripped off my slick kicks! Somebody stopped me from running! Aaaah!

[The screen fades to black.]