Aim Low/Transcript

This a transcript on the Sonic Boom episode "Aim Low".

[''Scene: The forest. One of Eggman's robots can be seen just destroyed.'']


 * Eggman: [To Team Sonic.] You may have defeated my Scorpionbot, but I've got one more trick up my sleeve! [Presses a button and a large satellite robot comes out. It then starts to warm up.] Just give it a sec. Needs to warm up.


 * [Sonic destroys the satellite robot.]


 * Sonic: Still waiting on that "trick".


 * [Eggman glumly walks to his Egg Mobile and flies off.]


 * Sonic: Is it just me or is Eggman not been bringing his "A-game" lately?


 * Knuckles: Maybe our "A-game" makes his "A-game" look like a "Z-game"! Oh, that's much worse if you understand the alphabet. Isn't it?


 * Tails: It does kinda feel like Eggman just going through emotions

[Scene change: Dr. Eggman's lair.]


 * Eggman: [Mumbling as he sits on his couch. He then tries to turn on the tv with the remote but it doesn't work.] Another fine piece of Eggman technology...


 * [Eggman continues to mess with the remote and eventually makes it work and the tv turns on. He flips through channels and stops on a channel with a basketball stadium shown.]


 * Soar the Eagle: [From the commercial.] Are you born to soar like an eagle but just cannot get off of the ground? [Slam dunks the basketball.]


 * Eggman: I was and I can't...


 * Announcer from commerical: [With Soar the Eagle swimming in the background.] You can soar like an eagle!


 * Eggman: I can?


 * Soar the Eagle: [Now in a dojo.] Were you born to soar like an eagle but obstacles just get in your way? [Karate chops a board in half.]


 * Eggman: I already answered that and yes!


 * Soar the Eagle: I'm Soar the Eagle and I can show you how to be the best "you" you can be! My amazing seminar will show you how to soar like an eagle!


 * [Eggman looks interested.]


 * Soar the Eagle: Call now to put me through your next convert event or sweet sixteen!


 * [Eggman looks with amazement.]


 * [Scene change: Soar the Eagle's stage.]


 * Soar the Eagle: Who's ready to "soar like an eagle"?


 * Eggman: [Sitting in a chair.] Oh! Me! I am! [Claps.]


 * Soar the Eagle: Well then my mustachioed friend! For the next 38 hours, I'm going to show you how to make today the best day of your life! Until tommorow comes, at which point, that will be the best day of your life!


 * [Eggman nods excitingly.]


 * Soar the Eagle: Are you going to accept faliure?!


 * Eggman: No!


 * Soar the Eagle: Are you going to let obstacles get in your way!?


 * Eggman: No!


 * Soar the Eagle: Are you going to push yourself to the limit!?


 * Eggman: No! Wait, I mean, yes?


 * Soar the Eagle: Never second-guess yourself! "No" is the correct answer! You're pushing past the limit! So, what are you gonna do?

Eggman: Soar like an eagle!


 * Soar the Eagle: Thank you everybody! You're all cleared for take-off! [Laughs but then in a lower tone.] Who has my check?

[Scene change: Dr. Eggman's lair.]


 * Eggman: [Looking at a bunch of items on the table.] What to buy? It's all so uplifting...


 * Soar the Eagle: It's all great! You should buy all of it! But if you really want the ultimate "Soar the Eagle experience", might in interest you in the "Stratosphere Package"? Which includes my services as your personal, live-in guru?


 * Eggman: It's a deal! [Holds out his hand.] Shake!


 * Soar the Eagle: Don't touch me.

[Scene change: Dr. Eggman's lair the next day.]


 * Soar the Eggman: Look at yourself in the mirror. What do you see? WHAT DO YOU SEE!?


 * Eggman: [Startled.] A-A frightened man and a scary bird?


 * Soar the Eagle: We got some work to do...

[Scene change: Meh Burgers.]


 * Soar the Eagle: It's not easy to pull off those big-time evil victories! That's why we need to get some small successes under your belt! To rebuild your confidence!


 * Dave: [Handing out a bag of burgers.] That'll be $7.95.


 * Soar the Eagle: Now!

[Eggman steals the bag of burgers.]


 * Dave: Hey! Get back here!

[Scene change: The town.]


 * [Eggman and Soar the Eagle are flying in the skies.]


 * Soar the Eagle: No one will believe that your evil if you don't believe that your evil! Show yourself how evil you can be!


 * [Eggman blasts a walrus kid's ice cream.]


 * Monkey Kid: Hah hah!


 * [Eggman blasts the monkey kid's ice cream.]


 * Walrus Kid: Hah hah!

[Scene change: The beach.]


 * [Team Sonic and others are viewing a large ball of twine.]


 * Knuckles: Wow, Amy! You weren't kidding! That's one big ball of twine!


 * [Eggman and Soar the Eagle are nearby with Eggman holding a large device.]


 * Eggman: I'm not sure this is will work...


 * Soar the Eagle: [In a mocking tone.] I'm not sure this will work! [Back in normal tone.] Well, if I wasn't a germaphob, I'd slap you! Now, do as I say and show the world your greatness!


 * [Eggman presses the button on the device that causes a nearby mountain of rocks ot break apart in the shape of Eggman's face. This also causes some rocks start coming down and the other people run away. Sonic grabs some twine from the giant twine ball and uses it to block off the rocks.]