User blog comment:OriginalManofGod123/Sonic's Top 10/@comment-878100-20111020212051

Sonic Generations #1? Wow. SEGA must have told this kid they'd give him a million bucks if he said that.

The game hasn't even released, dude. That's just stupid. You can't say it's good until you've played the whole dang shabang.

As for characters:

Chao number 10? Whatever, your opinion. Although I get obsessed with taking care of them in SA2: Battle, I believe they should be farther up the list than that. Blaze? Sorry, IMO Blaze sucks. Not meant to offend, I said IMO. Eggman... sure. I like his fatness and stupid-yet-geniusness, and they better never take off that mustache. Metal Sonic number 7? Yeah whatever, he's cool. 6 is Silver. Not too bad. I'm not a big fan of Silver though... mostly the voice... 5 is Knuckles... yeah I can't agree on that. He's 3 on my list. Amy being 4? Whatever, she's funny and her theme song is good (IMO one of the best theme songs, truly, if you really listen intently and try to notice the cool horn section in there). 3 is Tails. Ok. He's 2 on my list (but that's only counting Tails from 1991 to 2004, before I began to think of him as a girl... I'm sorry, they need to bring back another 8 year old kid to voice him again). 2 is Shadow. Not surprised. On an official poll, Shadow is the second most popular Sonic character. I'll go ahead and let this go, though he would be 4 on my list. 1 is Sonic. Like you said, duh! Sonic is clearly too epic for anyone else, and beats the crap out of anyone in his way. Sonic = epicness (until 2006 lol).

Now for your worst characters. Chris (I agree, he seems sorta gay, but he should be closer to #1 on this list). Elise (she should be #1, she's a butthole). And by the way, bestiality has to do with sexual activity with an animal, not kissing one, though kissing one is gross enough. Which of course, I'm glad didn't happen in Sonic '06, or else SEGA'd probably disappear off the face of the planet. 8 is Mama Robotnik. Well, because I know nothing of this character, I'll have to skip it, but from the sound of her name she sounds fat, ugly, hairy, and not awesome in any way. 7 is Tails Doll. Meh. I like Tails Doll because of the curse. It's just fun crap to listen to and hear jokes off of. But the fact that you have him on this worst character list because "he's cursed" is just bullcrap. That's not any good reason. The curse isn't even real, dude. Omochao is 6. Eehhh... Omochao is really annoying like you said, but at times, the thing's helpful. I would've made this thing 9 or 10 probably. 5 is Froggy. The fact you think he sucks just because he's friends with a mentally ill cat is pathetic. Really? That's like hating a kid named Josh who's really cool but is hated because he's friends with Rebecca Black, even though he doesn't like her music. What's the problem with being friends with someone who's stupid? That makes me feel bad because I might be friends with a poor mentally ill kid because he needs a friend, and right after I become friends with him, everybody else hates me. Don't judge the book by its color, dude. That wasn't a good reason, in fact, that's been the crappiest reason for anything you've put on here yet. Ok. Now for #4, which is Cubot. You fail. He's entertaining. Period. Conversation over. 3 is Mephiles because he killed Sonic. Yeah, killing Sonic wasn't awesome, but that might have been the best part of the whole story in Sonic '06. You know why? It was unexpected. Nobody thought that someone would kill Sonic. Of course, Mephiles is extremely dark, and at times I think he's darker than Shadow and his demon friends and I begin to think Mephiles shouldn't have ever come into the series. Therefore, he might be on the worst characters on the list (especially since the only game he's appeared in is one of my least favorite games of all time), but not #3. I'd make him #10. 2 is Black Doom. Indeed, this guy is real dark. He sorta creeps me out, but he wasn't stupid, had a purpose (even though the game he was in was pretty crappy), and didn't suck ultimately. Therefore, I would put this guy farther up my list. And 1, of course, as many people would say, is Big. I'm sorry, I don't think he should be there. Sure, he's mentally ill (well, SEGA did a good job at depicting it that way), but just because he's mentally ill doesn't mean he's the worst character. Like I said earlier, that butthole underaged princess who's obsessed with kissing hedgehogs should've been #1. Case closed.

Best moments, eh? Ok, I'll see what turd you've put in here. Sonic running down a building in City Escape. Ok, somebody running down a skyscraper in a city would be pretty epic, but this is Sonic, and I've seen him do better. The skateboard-type-thing at the beginning is what we all remember best. That was what made City Escape and the intro to that game so epic. SEGA finally gets rid of 4Kids? I'm gonna skip this one, I don't know what to say to that. My best words are "ok." 8 is Sonic defeats Perfect Chaos. No. It was when he was fighting Perfect Chaos and becoming Super Sonic that was an epic moment. Defeating Perfect Chaos was just knowing and feeling that you had beaten the game. That wasn't extremely awesome. Because then I don't get to see that extremely amazing monster anymore. 7? Michael Jackson does the soundtrack for S3&K? Yeah, ok. Here's the problem. He didn't. He was going to, but the sound was so terrible (being 8-bit), he quit. But there are still songs in there that you can compare (like Ice Cap Zone's base line and Smooth Criminal by MJ) and notice the similarities. 6 is... Classic and Modern Sonic meet. That is pretty cool. The moment I saw the first trailer for Sonic Generations when the game was still not named, I found the whole thing epic. I was so pumped. So yeah, 6 isn't a bad spot. 5... Sonic gets chased by a whale in Emerald Coast. That's a famous scene, indeed. We'll remember that one. I'll let that one slide. 4. Sonic and Shadow meet in Radical Highway. What? That's a good moment? I didn't see anything interesting about that. The meeting up in space at the ARK after both of their last levels was epic. That was cool. I don't understand why you didn't put that one in. The meeting at Radical Highway, to me, just felt like another one of those Sonic events. 3. Sonic runs through Chemical Plant. Uh, what? Wow, it's Chemical Plant and Sonic's running through it. That's an amazing moment... ?? Rofl, absolutely not. That's just stupid. Chemical Plant's fine, but Sonic running through it being a "best moment"? No. Just, no. 2. Sonic runs through Green Hill. Indeed, one of the best moments in history. The famous music, the colorful graphics, the cool concepts, Sonic himself... but why isn't this #1?... 1. Sonic encounters Eggman for the first time. ROFL YOU ARE KIDDING ME. That is so stupid. Encountering Eggman just made me think, hey look it's a fat Roosevelt in a flying robot. That didn't make me think wow this is the best moment in Sonic history. Now here's what I have to say... Sonic skateboarding down City Escape should've been in here from the start, I don't know how that's not in here. Sonic on a board going down a hill in Ice Cap Zone was also extremely epic, and I have no clue why that's not in here either. That's stupid. And you didn't even add in the epicness of Speed Highway. Who are you??

And the worst moments in Sonic history. If we're just talking about Modern Sonic stuff, I could go on for a while with bad things that happened here... Anyways, let's look once more at one of your poor lists. 10. Sonic's appearance in brawl was a pretty small one... 9. Sonic '06 glitches. Amen, bro. 8. Sonic Adventure 2 becomes the final Sonic game on a Sega console. Yeah, that did suck, didn't it? 7. Sonic balloon rips in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. That was funny, not a "worst" moment. 6. Sonic 4 has Modern Sonic. Yeah, I was hoping for Classic Sonic. Sonic 4 altogether, though, failed miserably to satisfy me. I felt it was just a rip-off HD version of Sonic 1. 5. You only get to play as Super Sonic in the final level. That's tradition. It's how it works. Get over it. 4. Eggman gets thin in Sonic '06. Yeah, I liked his fatness. 3. Sega hires 4Kids. Meh, this could've been #9 or something. 2. Sonic '06. Couldn't be anymore true... but again, how come this isn't #1?... 1. Mephilies tries to kill Sonic. OMG again that was the most interesting part of Sonic '06. And I remind you why. Why? Because it was unexpected, exciting, and keeping the player watching and wondering what'll happen. Of course, the way he comes to life was the worst way they could possibly think of to do so...

Anyways, there's my extremely long message that took me over 30 minutes to type.