Mister Eggman/Transcript

This is a transcript from the Sonic Boom episode, "Mister Eggman".

[Scene: DangerCo Deadly Equipment Warehouse, day]

[Dr. Eggman, Orbot and Cubot walk to the warehouse to do shopping.]]

Eggman: I love the DangerCo Deadly Equipment Warehouse! Look at this multipack of Ion Diffusers! I only need one, but it's such a bargain!

[Eggman walks to the clerk to check out]

DangerCo Deadly Equipment Warehouse Worker: All right, I just need to see your credentials. You know you need a Doctorate in Evil Science to shop here.

Eggman: Yeah, last time I kinda sweet talked the guy. And by "sweet talk," I mean threatened his family.

DangerCo Deadly Equipment Warehouse Worker: I know. It was me. But since then I've gotten divorced so your threats are meaningless. You're looking at a man with nothing left to lose.

Eggman: All right, fine. Orbot, print out my transcript.

[Orbot prints out Eggman's transcript, Eggman tears it off. The clerk reads the transcript.]]

DangerCo Deadly Equipment Warehouse Worker: According to this, you're two credits short of the graduation requirement. You're not a doctor!

Eggman: You know, for a guy with nothing left to lose, you sure care a lot about the ins and outs of academic bureaucracy. Let's go, knuckleheads. This other knucklehead doesn't want our business.

[While Eggman and the bots leave the warehouse, Staci overhears the conversation.]

Staci: Eggman's not a doctor? [Takes out cell phone and starts dialing] I gotta spread the word... in song!