Mombot (episode)/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Mombot".

[Scene: Eggman's Lair, Sunrise]
 * Dr. Eggman: Behold, my Eggs-Boson Super-configurator. I've accomplished what no other scientist has ever done!
 * Cubot: Prove climate change is real?
 * Dr. Eggman: Build a machine that creates a miniature black hole, and makes broccoli taste like apple sauce.
 * Orbot: What are you going to do with it?
 * Dr. Eggman: I'm gonna start eating my broccoli, and simultaneously prove once and for all that I'm the greatest scientist who ever lived.
 * [Eggman turns the machine on. It sucks one of Orbot's eyes into the black hole, followed by the broccoli.]
 * Orbot: [Low voice] Nicely done, sir.
 * [Orbot moves away but hits something, hurting himself]
 * Dr. Eggman: Depth perception is for losers, [Shows his invention] and now to present my brilliant invention to the scientific community and be honored by my peers.

[Scene Change: Science Fair Awards]
 * Comedy Chimp: Wait until the last minute, huh?
 * Dr. Eggman: There's no way I can lose. I mean sure, it's a nice rock but I think I have the edge here.
 * Beth: Hi. I'm Beth the Shrew, and I made this all by myself I betcha.
 * Sonic: Ah... The solar system. It's so much less cluttered since they tossed that dwarf planet.
 * Sticks: Except there's no such thing as other planets. They're just holograms projected by aliens.
 * Beth: [To Sticks] If there are no planets, then where do the aliens come from, mister?
 * [Sticks gives a suspicious look]
 * Dr. Eggman: You see, particle theory is different from string theory so [The camera zooms in on a potato clock] my device...
 * Soar the Eagle: Whoa, a potato clock! [He walks away]
 * Orbot: What makes it a potato clock?
 * Cubot: You wind it up when you go to bed and it wakes you up potato clock?
 * [More talking is heard in the background as the camera cuts to several different inventions.]
 * Comedy Chimp: Welcome to the village Science Fair Awards. Did you see Lady Walrus on the red carpet? She's had that dress so long it's been in style three times. Hah!
 * [Everyone looks glumly at Comedy Chimp]
 * Comedy Chimp: [Miserably] Nothing huh? Fine. The award for best science fair project goes to [Camera shows Reindeer Girl, Eggman, Beth and Stratford in four separate boxes] Beth the Shrew and her solar system diorama.
 * [Beth squeals and runs over to pick up her award. Eggman grunts in anger while the rest clap and cheer.]
 * Comedy Chimp: [Excitedly] And of course, everyone gets a participation trophy, because if at first you don't succeed, you've actually succeeded.
 * [Tails hands trophies out of Fastidious Beaver's box to the Child Monkey, Stratford and Reindeer Girl. They ignore Eggman as he walks over to them.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Hey. Where's my trophy?
 * Tails: You were disqualified. You exceeded the height limit for a children's competition. [He points to the height sign which the camera cuts to. The camera then the points to a miserable Eggman with Comedy Chimp talking to Beth in the background.]
 * Comedy Chimp: You also win a week of observing our villagers' top scientist, [Eggman smiles] Expert science judge, Tails. [Tails smiles proudly while Eggman groans]

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day]


 * [Eggman is sat down miserably with Orbot and Cubot beside him]
 * Orbot: I know what'll cheer you up. Let's see waht Meh Meal toy you got.
 * [Cubot takes the toy out of the bag and shows it to Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Angrily banging his fists on the table] Councilman McMeh?! What Nitwit thought kids would find a bean-counting bureaucrat character interesting?
 * [Lady Walrus takes a picture of herself and Stratford with his trophy.]
 * Lady Walrus: [Stroking his head] My son picked that rock out all by himself.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Grunting] Look how she's gushing over him. It's just a silly rock! [Miserably] I wish I had someone to give me unconditional love like that.
 * [Orbot and Cubot stroke Eggman but are recklessly pushed aside.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Not you. But maybe a robot is the answer.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day]
 * [Inside the lair, Eggman is typing on the computer and finishing off the creation of Mombot.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Uploading recipe file, including happy taste pancakes, basic first aid instructions, lullabies or bedtime stories where evil triumphs... [Speaks on microphone] Add to database. Don't play ball in the house. No more screentime, and if you'll keep making that face it'll get stuck that way. [Puts microphone down] My new robot will praise even my lamest accomplishments.
 * [Orbot and Cubot arrive at the lair]
 * Orbot and Cubot: Hello!
 * [Eggman turns Mombot on.]
 * Mombot: My boy!
 * Dr. Eggman: [Affectionately] Mombot!

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, Day]
 * Tails: You know all about science I bet you. Well, I have been working on some pretty awesome inventions [He dashes off and shows Beth the hover cycle] introducing the Hover Cycle!
 * [He rides on the cycle. It takes him up in the air but only very slowly. He pushes harder on the pedals, however the hover cycle shuts down and he falls to the ground.]
 * Beth: Science is so interesting.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair]
 * [In the next scene, Eggman places the final piece on a jigsaw puzzle.]
 * Mombot: What would you like to do next sweetie? Pick out your clothes for tomorrow or go get ice cream?
 * Dr. Eggman: [Excitedly] Ooh! Ice cream! Ice cream! Then can we go to the movies or the mall, or have high tea at the fuzzy puppy store? Maybe we should just have, a montage.

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, day]
 * [A Montage plays. Eggman and Mombot are drinking tea at the Fuzzy Puppy store]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair]
 * [Mombot puts a plaster on Eggman's injured leg. In another scene, she places a bowl upside-down on his head and starts cutting his moustache, Eggman laughing with joy. She then places blueprints on the refrigerator doors. The montage music pauses. Eggman cracks his knuckles and plays the piano on a stage in-front of Mombot, who stand up and applauds to him.]
 * Mombot: My boy!
 * [The montage music resumes. A steak is placed on the table. Mombot converts her hand into a knife and quickly slices the steak. She picks up a piece with her fork to Eggman's mouth.]
 * Mombot: Here comes the Eggmobile!
 * [Eggman eats the piece of steak. ]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Upset] I want you, Mombot.

[Scene Change: Outside Eggman's Lair, day]
 * Dr. Eggman: My Mombot made this for me, [Shows Orbot and Cubot his scarf] with wool, and with love, [Scratches his cheek] one of which I may be allergic to. [Puts hands on his hips] Now I'm off to defeat Sonic and make Mombot proud.
 * Mombot: Don't forget your lunch, pumpkin; And don't trade your reasons for candy.
 * [Mombot hands the lunchbox over to Eggman]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Miserably] Yes, Mombot. [Normally] I'll be home after I obliterate Sonic.

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, Day]
 * [Inside the Workshop, Beth is peeking through the microscope]
 * Tails: Through the microscope, common objects are super cool or totally disgusting.
 * [An alarm sounds on Tails' laptop.]
 * Tails: I have to go battle Eggman. You better stay here where it's completely safe.
 * [The camera zooms out and shows a chainsaw hanging on a rope above Beth. Tails looks up and drops his arms as he notices it]
 * Tails: On second thought, come with me.

[Scene Change: Hedgehog Village, day]
 * [At Hedgehog Village, Sonic kicks a Crab Bot. Eggman grunts in anger. Amy hammers a Motobug, but gasps as she sees another Motobug and another Scorpion Bot approach her. While the Scorpion Bot charges up a flamethrower, Sticks jumps on its body. With the flamethrower activated, she redirects it to the Motobug in front of Amy, destroying it. Tails and Beth arrive at the scene and talk to Lady Walrus.]
 * Tails: Will you keep an eye on Beth? I know you're good to children.
 * [A Crab Bot fires a laser at Tails. He flies to dodge it. Beth and Lady Walrus stare at each other.]
 * Lady Walrus: Well, well, well. If isn't the queen of the Science Fair.
 * [Amy hammers the Scorpion Bot. Tails flies next to the Crab Bot and kicks it, destroying it. Eggman grunts louder as he unleashes Beetle Bots. Knuckles clings on to the legs of one of them and swings two more Beetle Bots with it, looking at Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Low voice] That didn't turn out very well. [Confidently] But, Mombot's programmed to love me unconditionally. So long, losers!
 * [Eggman leaves in his Eggmobile, while Knuckles clashes two more Beetle Bots together, breaking them. Beth looks in awe at Knuckles.]
 * Tails: Let's go, Beth. I can show you this water displacement experiment.
 * [Beth runs over to Knuckles]
 * Beth: You must be the strongest guy on the island I bet you. How'd you get so strong, mister?
 * Knuckles: Upper body workouts, exclusively.
 * [Beth sighs in amazement]

[Scene change: Eggman's Lair]
 * [With Mombot sitting by the table, Eggman walks in miserably.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Mombot. I just suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of that pesky blue rodent.
 * Mombot: Oh, my poor baby. Maybe villainy isn't for you. You're good with tinkering. Maybe you can take a course in air-conditioner repair.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Miserably] But I'm a supervillain. That's very similar to an air-conditioner repairman. You should be proud of me.
 * Mombot: I'd be proud if you were a doctor.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Angrily] I am a doctor!
 * Mombot: I meant a real doctor.
 * [Mombot walks off. Eggman grunts. In return, she brings a pile of plates over to the table.]
 * Dr. Eggman: You see. Once I defeat Sonic...
 * Mombot: [Interrupting] Again with defeating Sonic, he seems like a nice boy. Why can't you two be friends?
 * Dr. Eggman: [Angrily] Because he's my arch-nemesis. Duh!
 * [The phone rings. Mombot answers it.]
 * Mombot: Oh Sonic, this is Eggman's Mombot.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Annoyed] Mombot, you're embarrassing me.
 * Mombot: My baby doesn't have any friends. Can you take him to the movies? I'll pay.
 * [Eggman grunts. Mombot puts the phone down]
 * Mombot: If you keep making that face it'll get stuck that way.

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day]
 * Sonic: Someone named Mombot asked me to take Eggman to the the movies.
 * Tails: [Suspiciously] Sounds like a trap.
 * Sonic: No. But how can I say no to her? [Shows Tails a blue scarf] She made me this great scarf. I'm hoping the fans liked it more than [Points to his brown scarf] this one.
 * Tails: [Annoyed] Beth was supposed to meet me here. But she's more interested in watching Knuckles smash things than learning about science.
 * Sonic: She's a smart kid. She won't want to watch someone smash things forever.
 * [Beth watches Knuckles smash a rock. She applauds to him.]
 * Beth: I wanna watch you smash things forever.
 * [Tails walks in holding a bar. Beth looks in annoyance at him.]
 * Tails: Hey Beth. I can use this bar to show you how metal conducts electricity.
 * Knuckles: [Snatching the bar off Tails] Or this!
 * [Knuckles bends the bar. Beth claps and squeals while Tails groans.]

[Scene Change, Seaside Island, day]
 * [Sonic, Amy, Sticks and some villagers watch a movie. Eggman walks in with some popcorn and sits in front of Admiral Beaverton, blocking his view. Reluctantly, Eggman sits next to Sonic. Amy and Sticks laugh together.]
 * Sonic: [Cool voice] So Egghead, did your mommy make any more play deeds for you today?
 * Dr. Eggman: [Hands the popcorn to Sonic] My saintly Mombot wants me to make peace with you, [Stands up angrily] but I'd rather make pieces of you!
 * [Eggman runs away. Sonic spin attacks the popcorn and chases him. Amy and Sticks step in front of him and engage in combat. Eggman laughs nervously.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair]
 * [With Mombot, Orbot and Cubot in the lair, Eggman walks in miserably]
 * Mombot: What happened to you?
 * Dr. Eggman: Sonic beat me up.
 * Mombot: [Angrily] Well, I'm just gonna have to make peace between you and Sonic myself.

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, day]
 * [Knuckles and Tails are holding a bat and coconut respectively]
 * Tails: Knuckles and I are gonna play a fun game while I teach you about science.
 * [Tails and Beth run to stand opposite Knuckles. Tails throws the coconut.]
 * Tails: Now, the coconut's velocity...
 * [Knuckles swings the coconut up in the air. Tails and Beth watch the coconut fly down.]
 * Tails: Holy cow, Knuckles. You walloped that thing!
 * Beth: Hey mister...
 * Tails: [Interrupting] Just a second, Beth. [To Knuckles holding another coconut] See if you can hit it over the trees this time.
 * [Tails throws the coconut to Knuckles. Knuckles swings it up the air. Tails flies up and tries to catch it but misses. He laughs in response. Beth, feeling ignored, sighs and listens to some music.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair]
 * [Inside the Lair, Mombot serves a pancake to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: All right! Breakfast for dinner?! Thank you, Mombot.
 * Mombot: What a polite young man. So Amy, I don't mean to pry but you and Sonic are friends, or...
 * [As Mombot pauses, Amy looks embarrassingly at Sonic]
 * Sticks: Mombot's right. You know spring chicken?
 * [Amy gasps nervously at Sticks]
 * Mombot: Who let you leave the house dressed like that? You must get chilly.
 * [Mombot puts a ball of wool on the table, Converts her fingers into needles and knits a jumper. She puts the jumper on Sticks' body, infuriating her.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Whispering to Orbot and Cubot] I'm going to defeat Sonic in front of Mombot, so she'll see what a great villain I am.

[Spits in a low voice] Air conditioning repair.
 * Cubot: Well, you know. It is good to have something to fall back on.
 * [Eggman presses a button on his wrist controller. It opens the lair door, showing several Mantis Bots]
 * Mombot: [Angrily] I can see your attack robots. You installed eyes in the back of my head. Now, I spent all day planning this dinner and you ruined it. You're my son! You shouldn't upset me like this.
 * [The Mantis Bots retreat and the door closes.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Angrily] I created you. I'm your father, I'm your son, your father, your son, your father and your son!
 * [Mombot slaps Eggman in the face]
 * Mombot: Mosquito. Now [Points to the door] go to your room!
 * [Eggman miserably walks to the door. Amy, Sticks and Sonic laugh at each other.]
 * Mombot: I hope one day your children break your heart like you did mine.

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, day]
 * [Beth is sitting on a rock listening to music while Tails and Knuckles continue their game. Knuckles swings a coconut and makes a hole in the cloud.]
 * Knuckles: I hit's the sky's pump. I'm science!
 * [Sticks arrives at the scene and takes the headphones away from Beth.]
 * Sticks: Headphones pumping subliminal messages from the government.
 * Beth: Really, mister?
 * Sticks: They have lots of ways of controlling you. Fluoride in the tap water, chemtrails, diet soda.
 * [Knuckles swings another coconut. He and Tails celebrate. However, they watch on as Beth walks with Sticks.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair]
 * [Mombot is washing the dishes. Eggman creeps in from behind.]
 * Dr. Eggman: If you can ground me, I can erase you.
 * [Orbot and Cubot arrive. Mombot turns round]
 * Mombot: Did you get the email chain letter I forwarded to you?
 * Dr. Eggman: Mombot, I've been thinking about it and... I'm sending you on a cruise around the world.
 * [It is revealed that Eggman is hiding a magnet behind his back. Orbot grabs it, but it attaches him and Cubot together. As they scream, Eggman laughs nervously.]
 * Mombot: What son would do that for his mother? I am so proud.
 * [As Mombot and Eggman hug each other, Orbot and Cubot are shown to still be attached to the magnet.]
 * Dr. Eggman: What? Does it always have to end on a joke?!