User blog comment:Bullet Francisco/The Origin of Your Username/@comment-17720060-20130704234150

I was a newborn baby on the planet Pluto. My planet was almost destroyed, along with my people. My parents trapped me in an escape pod and forced me to flee to Earth. I was destined for  many stupid and highly useless things.

Years have passed and I was different from all my peers. I grew up being a misfit, having no idea what my destiny would be. I had many occupations, from clogging up toilets, stealing Pokemon cards, and pirating pirate movies. But one fateful day, my destiny had found me.

I was given many pictures to use as avatars. I was giving many personalities to confuse my opponents. I was given many diapers for deceiving populations, and a bathroom on the go.

I was given the name MetalShadow272 by the Greek gods: Inky, Blinky, Pinky, Clyde, and Spongebob Squarepants. My destiny was to troll everyone on the planet's surface, skies, underground, and most of all, the internet.

My destiny has not been succeeded yet. There are some mortals who still have some sanity left.

'Mark my words, sane mortals. I have a diaper and I know how to use it. '