Robotnik, Jr./Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Robotnik, Jr."

Note: Scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highligted in red .

[''The episode begins with a view of Dr. Robotnik in his Egg-O-Matic hovercraft, lkkoing through a pair of binoculars he is holding in both his hands. He looks around, and below, Grounder has the Super Sonic-Sucking Vacuum Ray's power supply on his back. Scratch is holding the hose in both his hands. Sonic can be heard running in the distance, and Robotnik, who is now holding the binoculars in his left hand, picks up the Egg-O-Matic's phone with his right hand and holds it up to his right ear.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: Scratch! Grounder! Here he comes! Get ready!

[Sonic runs through the forest past Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Hey, hey!
 * Grounder: Hey! Watch it! Oh, boy! I'm sure glad Dr. Robotnik is watching. I know we're gonna catch Sonic this time!

[Scratch jumps into the air excitedly.]
 * Scratch: Activate the Super Sonic-Sucking Vacuum Ray!

[''Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, which he uses to pull the lever on the Super Sonic-Sucking Vacuum Ray down with. The Super Sonic-Sucking Vacuum Ray turns on and a blue beam emits from it. Sonic, who is running through the forest, turns his head around and stares in shock at the beam.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[Sonic turns his head back and runs away as the beam, which has now sprouted a right hand, catches up to him and grabs him.]
 * Sonic: Yikes!

[''The beam pulls Sonic towards Scratch and Grounder. However, Sonic tries to run anyway, hoping to pull himself out of the beam. He runs toward and reaches for a boulder in front of him.'']
 * Sonic: Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Oh, they've got me!
 * 'Scratch: We did it! He's stopped in his tracks! Bwhaha!
 * Grounder: Yay! Hooray!

[Meanwhile, Sonic gets even closer to the boulder.]
 * Sonic: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

[Sonic grabs the boulder with both his hands.]
 * Sonic: Ugh!

[The beam pulls Sonic, who is holding the boulder, away.]
 * Sonic: Whoa!
 * Scratch: He's coming! The hedgehog's coming right back at us!
 * Grounder: All right!

[Sonic, who is still holding the boulder, jumps out of the beam, and spins the boulder into its grip.]
 * Sonic: Ugh!

[Scratch stares in shock at the boulder coming towards him and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho! We nabbed a boulder, too! We're gonna get smushed! Shut it o-hoff!

[Grounder pulls on the lever with his right hand, but it won't go down.]
 * Grounder: I can't! It's stuck! Quick! Aim it up!
 * Scratch: Good idea!

[Scratch aims the hose up, and the beam lets go of the boulder, causing it and Sonic to fall to the ground.]
 * Sonic: Oof!

[Sonic jumps off the boulder.]
 * Scratch: Oh! We're safe! The boulder stopped!

[''Above Scratch and Grounder, Robotnik growls. He is suddenly pulled into the Super Sonic-Sucking Vacuum Ray's beam.'']
 * Robotnik: Whoa!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic falls on them, crashing itself flattening them.]
 * Robotnik: D'oh! Rotten morons! It's impossible to build good help these days!

[The screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress that night.]
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Please, Dr. Robotnik! We apologize! Let us in!

[''Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be standing outside the moat as Robotnik raises the drawbridge. Grounder has turned his right drill into a megaphone, which he talks into.'']
 * Grounder: Yeah! Please lower the drawbridge! We're rusting!

[Inside Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik is holding the lever to the drawbridge in his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: Why can't I find a helper as vicious, mean, and underhanded as myself? Someone as much like me as my own son? That's it! I'll build myself a son!

[''Robotnik lets go of the lever, causing the drawbridge to lower. He then runs away.'']
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Look! He's letting us in! Maybe he likes us again!

[''The drawbridge lands on Scratch and Grounder, flattening them. Scratch pulls himself out from under the drawbridge.'']
 * Scratch [in a muffled voice]: Then again, maybe not!

[The screen then transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik is in his lab, creating Robotnik Junior, who is bolted to a table underneath a white sheet, a la Mary Shelley's Frankenstein''. Robotnik is holding a wrench in his left hand and goes under the sheet.'']
 * Robotnik: One final adjustment, and I'll finally have someone I can trust! Someone to carry on my rotten ways!

[Robotnik pulls himself out from under the sheet.]
 * Robotnik: Behold! Robotnik Junior!

[''Robotnik unbolts the table and pulls the sheet off, revealing Robotnik Junior, a robot that resembles a smaller, younger version of himself, having his same suit, and a red mohawk. Robotnik Junior opens his left eye.'']
 * Robotnik Jr.: Hey, ugly dude! Who are you!

[As Robotnik talks, he drops the wrench, picks Junior up with both his arms and sets him down.]
 * Robotnik: I'm your father!
 * Junior: Big whoop!

[Junior nudges Robotnik in the stomach with his left elbow.]
 * Robotnik: Ah!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly as Scratch and Grounder open the door. They then peer behind it.'']
 * Scratch: Pardon us, your nastiness, could we come in?
 * Grounder: Yeah, we've been practicing another great apology!

[''Scratch nods his head, "Yes". Robotnik then points at him and Grounder with his left index finger.'']
 * Robotnik: Just get your miserable metal behinds in here! I need witnesses to this historic moment!

[''As Robotnik talks to Scratch and Grounder, Junior reaches behind his back with his right arm, and pulls out a can of graffiti, which he is holding in his right hand. He shakes the can, and as Robotnik continues talking to Scratch and Grounder, the former of which has his right arm in a cast and sling, Junior sprays graffiti on Robotnik's butt.'']
 * Robotnik: Feast your eyes on the most wonderful son any man has ever built!
 * Scratch: Uh, Dr. Robotnik, there's something you should know!

[''As Grounder talks, Junior chuckles to himself. Robotnik's butt now has the words, KICK ME HARD in green letters, and WIDE LOAD in orange letters.'']
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Yeah, next time you sit down, you're gonna get graffiti all over your chair!
 * Robotnik: What?

[''Robotnik looks behind himself and sees what Junior wrote on his butt. He stares in shock at it.'']
 * Robotnik: Aaaah! You miserable, no-good, thankless brat!

[Robotnik then hugs Junior.]
 * Robotnik: You're just like me when I was your age! Perfect!

[The next scene takes place outside Robotnik's fortress, as Robotnik and Junior are standing near Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic, and a sheet next to it.]
 * Robotnik: Here's a little something to help you follow in my footsteps, Junior! Ah!

[Robotnik pulls the sheet off with his right hand, revealing a miniature version of the Egg-O-Matic.]
 * Junior: Cool ride! Let's steal it!
 * Robotnik: Don't have to, it's yours!

[''Robotnik holds out his left hand, which has a key in its index finger. Junior runs up to the miniature Egg-O-Matic.'']
 * Junior: Let's steal it anyway!

[''Junior lifts up the headlight with both his hands. He then pulls on the wires with both his hands.'']
 * Robotnik: Isn't it wonderful? He's rotten! He's evil! He's mean! He makes me feel so proud!

[Robotnik's mustache is used as a transition to the next scene, where Robotnik and Junior are flying their Egg-O-Matics across Mobius.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Someday, Junior, all this will be yours to plunder, to terrorize, to... conquer! But first, we're going camping!

[''Robotnik points with his right index finger, and he and Junior fly away. The screen then transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik and Junior are standing in the forest.'']
 * Robotnik: See this peaceful meadow? It's the perfect campsite! Scratch, Grounder, cover it with asphalt!

[Junior stares in shock as Scratch and Grounder drive a steamroller similar to the one in the "Sonic Says" from "Sonic's Song", but with an asphalt spreader in front.]
 * Junior [heard offscreen]: Asphalt?
 * Robotnik: Of course! We need someplace to park our Egg-O-Matic R.V.! Then we'll need to lay down a freeway so we can get down there!

[Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic R.V. is revealed to be parked next to where Scratch and Grounder are spreading the Asphalt.]
 * Robotnik: And while we're at it, we might as well construct an airport to cut down on all the piece and quiet!

[Robotnik and Junior walk up to the R.V..]
 * Robotnik: Come, Junior! We'll wait here while they get the great outdoors ready for our camping!

[''Scratch and Grounder drive their steamroller across the forest. The black smoke it emits is used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are watching in the distance. Tails points with his right index finger.'']
 * Tails: Look, Sonic! Smoke!

[''Sure enough, the black smoke from the steamroller can be seen in the distance. Sonic points at Tails with his left index finger.'']
 * Sonic: And you know what they say; "Where there's Smoke..."

[Tails shrugs his shoulders.]
 * Tails: "There's Robotnik!"
 * Sonic: Right!

[Sonic runs in place.]
 * Sonic: Hang tight, keed! I'm off to clean the air!

[Sonic runs towards the steamroller.]
 * Grounder: Aw, it's no fair! Dr. Robotnik never took us camping!
 * Scratch: D'oh, face it! Junior's his favorite now!

[Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Huh?

[Scratch and Grounder stop their steamroller.]
 * Grounder: Ugh!
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho!

[''Scratch and Grounder look down at Sonic, who is disguised as a foreman, and holding a stop sign in his left hand as he holds his right hand out like a stop sign. He is standing in front of the steamroller.'']
 * Scratch: Hey! Get out of the way! We've got orders to pave this meadow!

[''Scratch points to the meadow below with his left index finger. Sonic runs up to the left side of the steamroller.'']
 * Sonic: Well, it's a good thing I caught you! I'm from the Asphalt Supply Company!
 * Scratch: So?
 * Sonic: We've ordered a recall; the stuff's defective!

[As Scratch talks, he climbs down the ladder.]
 * Scratch: What's defective about it?
 * Sonic: It's not sticky!
 * Scratch: It's not?

[Sonic points at Scratch with his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: See for yourself!

[Scratch walks towards the asphalt.]
 * Scratch: I will!

[Scratch walks into the asphalt and sticks in it.]
 * Scratch: You're nuts; this stuff is perfectly sticky!

[Scratch points at Sonic with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: See? I can't even move!
 * Sonic: You're right! My mistake! It's the steamroller that's defective!

[Sonic points up with his right index finger.]
 * Grounder: Yeah?

[''Grounder climbs down the ladder. He turns to face Sonic, then hits the Steamroller's front drum with his left drill four times.'']
 * Grounder: What's wrong with it?

[''Grounder rolls up to the steamroller's rear drum and hits it with his right drill and right tread. As he rolls behind the drum, Sonic runs up the ladder and gets in the cab. He is now holding the lever in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: It jumps into reverse without warning!

[Sonic looks down at Scratch and Grounder, who are now both stuck in the asphalt, and struggling to get out, but to no avail.]
 * Scratch: Hey, hey!
 * Grounder: Hey, watch it!
 * Scratch: Watch it!

[''Sonic pulls the lever back, starting up the steamroller. He drives it in reverse, causing it to flatten Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Grounder: Aaah!
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Oh! Oh!

[Back at the R.V., Junior is holding a glass in his right hand, which he is drinking from, when the loud rumble from the steamroller rumbles the ground near the R.V., rumbling him and causing the drink to fly in the air.]
 * Junior: Ow!
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: What's that loud, obnoxious noise?

[Robotnik walks up to Junior and points upwards with his left index finger.]
 * Robotonik: Oh, it's just what this place needed!

[Robotnik turns around and stares in shock.]
 * Robotnik: Aaah! What's the meaning of this?!

[''The steamroller runs over the R.V., flattening it. Robotnik and Junior look down at the flattened R.V., and Sonic runs out of the steamroller and up to them. He points at them with his right index finger'']
 * Sonic: Try a tent next time you go camping; at least they're collapsible!

[Robotnik peers down at Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: Why, you!
 * Sonic: Why me?

[Robotnik growls.]
 * Sonic: Cause it's what I do best! So tell me, Robotwit, who's the ugly kid?

[Sonic points at Junior with his left thumb.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: That's my son, Junior!

[Junior reaches behind his back with his left hand and pulls out a can of graffiti.]


 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: And together, we're going to stomp you out, once and for all!

[Robotnik grins with assurance as Junior aims the spray can at Sonic, who runs out of the way just in time, causing Junior to spray Robotnik.]


 * Robotnik: Aaargh!
 * Sonic: Like father, like son; slow!

[''Sonic runs away. Robotnik, whose face is now covered in purple grafitti, pulls on his mustache with both his hands. '' ]


 * Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

[Robotnik wipes the graffiti off his face with his mustache, and '' Junior walks up to him. Robotnik then puts his left arm around Junior's back.'']
 * Junior: Who was that, Pops?
 * Robotnik: Sonic the Hedgehog, my arch-enemy! But, enough of this. Playtime is over! It's time to get to work, Junior!

[Robotnik holds up his right index finger, and junior's mohawk forms a pair of arms, which touch his head as he screams.]
 * Junior: Work?!
 * Robotnik: A Robotnik's most important work; catching that hedgehog!

[''The screen transitions to a view inside Robotnik's fortress, which now looks like a classroom. Junior is sitting in one of the desks, and Robotnik is holding a pointer in his right hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Pay close attention, Junior. As my son, it is essential that you learn to capture Sonic!

[Robotnik pulls down the screen with his right hand, revealing a picture of Sonic's head crossed out.]
 * Robotnik: Here he is! And this is how we're going to catch him!

[''Robotnik presses the button on his pointer with his left thumb, extending it. The screen rolls up, and Robotnik pulls it back down with his right hand, revealing a map of a maze with a big X in the middle. Robotnik points to the X with his pointer.'']
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Riding my twin Egg-O-Matic motorcycles, Scratch and Grounder will herd the hedgehog into this labyrinth !

[''Junior, who is holding a peashooter in his right hand, blows into it, firing a spitball, which hits Robotnik on the head. Robotnik growls, then turns back to look at Junior, who grins nervously, with a halo above his head. Junior is hiding the peashooter in his right hand behind his back. Robotnik then turns back to the map.'']
 * Robotnik: The only way out is through the underground water reclamation channel.

[''As Robotnik continues talking, Junior fires another spitball at him. Robotnik growls, and once again, he turns to face Junior, who grins nervously, with a halo above his head. Junior then holds up his left index finger.'']
 * Junior: You mean the sewer, right?
 * Robotnik: Of course, and once he's in the sewer, we'll seal him in and flood it! The hedgehog will be a has-been!

[''Robotnik turns to face the map again. Junior pulls out his peashooter, but before he can fire it, Robotnik turns to face him.'']
 * Robotnik: Aha! Caught you!

[''Junior fires a spitball at Robotnik, who growls as he pulls it off with his left hand. He then grins happily.'']
 * Robotnik: My son! You're just like me when I was in school!

[Robotnik's mustache is used as a transition to the next scene, which takes place outside the labyrinth.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Here they come! Right on schedule!

[Sonic runs through the desert, with Scratch and Grounder following behind him on their Egg-O-Matic motorcycles.]
 * Scratch: Bwhaha!

[Sonic screeches to a halt.]
 * Sonic [to the viewers]: I feel kinda guilty knowing I'm about to ruin all their fun... not!

[''Sonic runs away. Robotnik and Junior are standing behind the doors to the labyrinth. Specifically, Junior is behind the leftmost door and Robotnik is behind the rightmost door. Robotnik looks at Junior.'']
 * Robotnik: Remember, Junior, as soon as Scratch and Grounder chase Sonic into the labyrinth, slam it shut!

[Junior holds up his right thumb.]
 * Junior: Sure, Pops, whatever you say!

[''Sonic runs towards the labyrinth. He then looks back at Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Sonic: Trying to trick me into that trap, eh? Well, I'd hate to disappoint them!

[Scratch and Grounder catch up to Sonic, who runs away.]
 * Scratch: He's fallin' for it!

[Sonic runs into the labyrinth.]
 * Scratch: We did it!
 * Grounder: Hey hey! We've got Sonic at last!

[Scratch and Grounder perfom wheelies on their motorcycles as Scratch holds up his left thumb and Grounder holds up his right thumb.] [Robotnik': Quick! Shut him in! [''Robotnik and Junior push the doors shut. They both stare in shock at Scratch and Grounder, who drive their motorcycles towards them.'']
 * Robotnik: Aaaah!

[''Robotnik and Junior run away as Scratch and Grounder give each other a high-four, with Scratch's left hand and Grounder's right. They then stare in shock at the doors.'']
 * Scratch: Uh-oh!
 * Grounder: Yipe!

[Scratch and Grounder continue to stare in shock as they get closer to the doors.]
 * Scratch: Aaah-ha-ha!
 * Grounder: Aaaah!

[Scratch and Grounder crash into the doors.]
 * Grounder: Ooof!
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho!

[Robotnik walks up to the pieces of Scratch, Grounder, and their motorcycles.]
 * Robotnik: I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog.

[Robotnik picks up Grounder's head with his left hand.]
 * Grounder: The price he has to pay?

[Inside the labyrinth, Sonic is revealed to be behind the doors.]
 * Sonic: I think I've let them enjoy their moment long enough! And now for a little triple spin!

[Sonic spins through the rightmost door, and past Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Huh? Oof!

[As Sonic runs away, he waves to Robotnik with his left hand.]
 * Sonic: Gotta go, slow-mos!
 * Robotnik: He's getting away!
 * Junior: Big whoop, Pops! You didn't make me Robotnik Jr. for nothing!

[''Robotnik turns his head to face Junior. As Sonic runs away, Junior is revealed to be holding a remote control in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: I put in an extra trap door to the sewer, out there!

[''Junior presses the button on the remote with his right index finger. Sonic suddenly stops running, then runs in place.'']
 * Sonic: Hey! What's happened to my traction?

[A trap door opens below Sonic, who looks down.]
 * Sonic: Isn't thi the pi-i-i-i-its?

[''Sonic falls into the trap door. The screen fades to black.'']