Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24375505-20140619110105/@comment-24768952-20140701060816

63 (I think) :  "Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk? Your car has been broken into. Repeat. Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk? Your car has been broken in-- wait a minute, what the heck?!"

64 (I think) : ''Would Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the security office? Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the security office. We found your... uh... YOUR KEYS! Yes! That's it, we found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, we only want to return your keys."''

Big LOLZERZ in these announcements.