Chaos Control Freaks/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic X episode, "Chaos Control Freaks".


 * Sonic: [chuckles lightly]
 * Sonic: [gasps]


 * [The opening Sonic X theme song (Gotta Go Fast or "Sonic X") plays]


 * Sonic: Uaaaa...! Uaaaaaaaaah...!
 * Tails: Soooniiic!
 * Amy: [screams] Tails! The plane's on fire! What are we gonna do?
 * Tails: We're gonna save Sonic!
 * Tails: Hang on, Amy!
 * Amy: Ahh! We're gonna... CRASH!
 * Tails: I KNOW!
 * Tails: [gasps] Knuckles!
 * Knuckles: Hmph!
 * Amy: What's the matter with him?
 * Knuckles: Overkill. Just like always.
 * Decoe: Doctor Eggman. The facility is in 100 percent lockdown.
 * Dr. Eggman: Why is that cursed Sonic always get in my way?!
 * Cream: He doesn't get in your way, Dr. Eggman. Sonic just tries to stop you from doing all the bad things you like to do.
 * Cheese: Chao. Chao.
 * Dr. Eggman: Ooh, is that so? Well, he's too late to stop me this time. Once I insert the last Chaos Emerald, my energy amplifier will be invincible!
 * Cream: But you can't do that.
 * Cheese: Cha cha chao.
 * Cream: That's right. Sonic won't let you get away with this.
 * Dr. Eggman: [laughs] You're wrong, Creamy Creamy! [laughs again] He can't sto- ugh?
 * Cream: Sonic!
 * Dr. Eggman: Sonic. Too late! [Inputs button] You'll never stop me now, Sonic! Ho ho ho! All I have to do is to push this little button! [laughs]
 * Sonic: Yeah! If you can push it before I grab it.
 * Dr. Eggman: Eh. Why don't you give it a try?!
 * Sonic: [chuckles]
 * Dr. Eggman: Don't let him get away! Mark him, no matter what! Ahhh! No! Hold your fire! HAH! HERE WE GO! Ughhhh! What have you done?
 * Amy: What, is that?
 * Knuckles: It used to be Chaos Control.
 * Sonic: Ugh. Man, I must've passed out or something! Woaahhh!  Ugh!
 * Sonic: Where am I? What are they all staring at?
 * Truck driver: What is this? Halloween?!
 * Sonic: So they can talk...
 * Police officer 1: What is that thing?
 * Police officer 2: Looks like a big hedgehog.
 * Police officer 1: A blue hedgehog?
 * Police officer 2: Well, whatever it is, we better get it out of here. Hey, buddy. Wanna ride with us down to the station?
 * Police officer 1: Should I call for backup?
 * Police officer 2: I have three kitty cats at home. I think I can handle this little fella.
 * Police officer 1: See that? That thing's got an attitude. A bad one.
 * Police officer 2: Yeah, well he won't get away from me! Huh?
 * Police officer 1: Why you little!
 * Police officer 3: Take it easy. I think we can handle this without getting rough.
 * Police officer 1: Yeah, but sarge...
 * Police officer 3: Dulf, get behind him.
 * Police officer 2: Right sarge.
 * Police officer 3: Okay, when I say to word, we're all going to jump on him at once. Alright team, is everyone ready? Let's do it!
 * [Police officers 1, 2, 3 and another one, 4, jump onto Sonic]
 * Police officer 4: Okay sarge, I think I got its leg.
 * Police officer 2: I got around its neck, sarge.
 * Police officer 3: Alright let's pull it out to the count of three. One. Two. Three!
 * All police officers: Whoaaa!
 * Sonic: Mm.
 * Police officer 5: Don't worry, sarge! I got him!
 * All police officers: Woah!
 * Police officer 3: [via radio] Attention all units! Attention all units! A blue hedgehog is headed north on Central Street. Shut down all thoroughfares that lead into and out of Station Square and set up a roadblock just before the onraft to 101!
 * Police officer 6: I've never seen a blue hedgehog before, have you?
 * Police officer 7: [chuckles] It must've been one of those fancy sports cars from overseas. Hey, if we catch it, maybe the captain will let us drive it.
 * Police officer 6: I bet it has one of those cute little hood ornaments that looks like a hedgehog.
 * Sonic: I don't know how I got here, but I've gotta find a way to get out.
 * Police officer 7: Hey, did you see... what I just saw?
 * Police officer 6: I think I did but I wish I didn't.
 * Policeman 1 on chopper: They were in hot pursuit and got away? Can't those clowns even catch a hedgehog?
 * Policeman 2 on chopper: There he is.
 * Policeman 1 on chopper: Visual contact. Subject's headed north on the Central Street extension. By a mile and a half from the entrance to 101.
 * Intel policeman: Roger, Delta 1. Unit 3, subject's headed your way. Repeat, subject's headed your way.
 * Unit 3 policeman: Don't you worry. This hedgehog can't get under us, around us or through us. We'll stop him!
 * Unit 3 policeman: Well, he didn't get under us, around us or through us. [chuckles]
 * Policeman 1 on chopper: Ah, they are going to love this down at headquarters. [via radio] Ah, Delta 1 to base. I'm afraid that roadblock didn't work.
 * Intel policeman: No! Don't tell me he got through.
 * Police 1 on chopper: Okay.
 * Intel policeman: Ugh, bad news.
 * Sam: [chuckles] Don't worry. I think we've got what it takes to round up our fury little friend. Speed Team, get ready to roll!
 * What's the temperature of the road service tonight.
 * Mechanic 1: It's about 70 degrees. And dry as a bone.
 * Sam: Like breeze from the west.
 * Mechanic 1: Almost nothing.
 * Sam: Road, hit in on smooth.
 * Mechanic 1: Nice and smooth.
 * Sam: Then, let's see... give it a fine crude medium soft.
 * Mechanic 2: Here you go.
 * Mechanic 3: I programmed gears five and six to freeway speed.
 * Sam: Great.
 * Mechanic 3: Oh, and I built that secret fuel tank on your car just like you asked me to.
 * Sam: Good work.
 * Intel policeman: Chief, they last spotted the subject in mile 79 on 101 north.
 * Sam: Roger. Alright team, let's move out!
 * Sonic: The sky looks the same. So do the stars and the moon. I guess Chaos Control must have send me here. I've travelled through space. Did I travel through time too? Am I the only one here? Are the others, gone? Well, guess I'll find out soon enough!
 * Sam: Hi there! You're a hard hog to keep up with. Hey, hold on! We don't get such fast company very often. In fact, I'm glad you showed up. This place is way too peaceful. Over the last 12 months, I've only made one arrest. Some joker got it into his head that he was a hot-shot driver. Had his own Formula-One car and everything. I guess he thought he give it a run for my money. But it was all over in a minute. Took me longer than that to suit up!
 * Sonic: [smirks]
 * 'Sam: [chuckles] He never had a chance! Of course it's our own fault, this town's domed mainly because of us. You see, we're the high-speed pursuit unit, the S-Team. And I'm the leader of the team. They call me the 'Highway Star'. So even if you think you're the fastest thing around, think again!
 * Sonic: [gasps]
 * Sam: Run fast, hedgehog! I wanna be the one to catch you!
 * Sonic: Ha, the S-Team, eh? The 'S' must stand for 'slow-motion'. [chuckles]
 * S-Team member 1: It's accelerating! Boost your rear-wing A to 20 degrees!
 * Intel man: Roger.
 * Sonic: Well, well, well! It's starting to look like the rush hour! Oh no, how will I ever escape? [chuckles]
 * S-Team member 2: Where is he? Did I run him over? Huh? Hey, you! This is dangerous! It's irresponsible! What happens if kids start trying this?
 * Sonic: Kids, don't use Formula-One race cars to chase hedgehogs!
 * Hector: You're not gonna treat the S-Team like chumps! We'll teach you a lesson! Boost all wings .5 degrees and let's get this guy!
 * Intel man: Roger.
 * Hector Dragg: Full throttle! Huh?! What the-? How can-? It's playing with us!
 * S-Team member 3: Where did this thing come from?
 * Hector: Chief, you gotta do something!
 * Sam: Playtime is now officially over! Attention, all units! Open the center line! I didn't think I had to do this but I have no choice. I will NOT have anybody, faster than me, on my highway! [chuckles] The only way you can beat me now is if he goes supersonic! [chuckles] A sonic boom! He's moving faster than the speed of sound!
 * Intel policeman: Chief, you're running out of road!
 * Sonic: Ah... Maybe, this place isn't so bad. At least I know somebody who I can have fun with! Huh? A-a pool? [chuckles] Uh, oh?! See ya!
 * Sonic: [coughs]
 * Chris: That was close! Are you okay?
 * Sonic: Ah, yeah. Thanks a lot!
 * Chris: I didn't think you could talk.
 * Sonic: I can do a lot of things.
 * Chris: Wow, that's awesome...th-that you can talk, I mean. My name's Christopher. Do you have a name?
 * Sonic: Yeah, I have a name. My name is Sonic the Hedgehog!


 * [Sonic X closing theme, Gotta Go Fast (shortened) plays]