User:Krazy Company



Look, I have no bloody idea why this is in a Shrek font, so don't judge me. You can judge this guy, though. He's responsible for everything

So, now that I think we have been introduced, I'm sure you want my driver's license. Well, guess what? You're not getting it. Instead you're getting something better. Instead you're getting a limited edition Krazy Co. business card. Share it with your friends.

Sexy~! Yes, this is a business card

So, why are you here?
Well, to be brutally honest, I do know why you are here and as shameless as it sounds, I watch you. Even when you sleep. But that doesn't separate us as part-time buddies now, don't it!? Let's break it down in some scenarios.

Scenario 1
I heard you sell the best weed in town
 * Well, my little fellow, you have not been deceived. However, I only deel global organic types in fansite chat rooms, so let me know.

Scenario 2
Is it true that you serve complementary drinks to users - Free of cost!?
 * That again, is also true, and again, I'm sure you love me. What can I say? (pours some wine).. I'm a people pleaser.

Scenario 3
'''What the f***? Why are you so drunk? I hate you, I want to report you, you ruin my day!''
 * Okay, if you came in here with this mind-set, you are in the right path. J-J-JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME AND HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE! GET YOUR KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE, MAN!