Three Hedgehogs and a Baby/Transcript

This is the Transcript for the Sonic Underground episode, "Three Hedgehogs and a Baby". [''The episode begins in an alley as thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera focuses on several pieces of paper as they float away.'']
 * Queen Aleena (to the viewers): The most difficult thing a mother has to do is to let go of her children. For some, it happens when the children no longer need them.

[When the camera stops at Robotnik's base, thunder booms and lightning flashes again.]
 * Queen Aleena: They are the lucky ones.

[''Sonic, Sonia, and Manic all peer from behind a corner as thunder booms and lightning flashes again. Sonia looks through a pair of binoculars, and the camera cuts to a view from inside them as she looks down at the bottom of Robotnik's base.''
 * Sonia (heard offscreen): Looks clear!

[Sonia puts down her binoculars.]
 * Sonic: Ready to rock n' roll?

[Sonic winks at the camera as it moves towards Manic.]
 * Manic: Drumroll, please.

[''Manic walks up to Sonic, and Sonic picks him up with his right hand and Sonia up with his left. Sonia gasps as she is picked up.'']
 * Sonic: Hold on to your lunch!

[''Sonic runs towards Robotnik's base, with Sonia and Manic in tow, leaving a trail of fire. Inside Robotnik's base, Sleet and Dingo watch from a monitor.'']
 * Sleet: Here they come!

[''The camera zooms out, revealing Sleet and Dingo as Robotnik shuts the monitor off. Sleet and Dingo turn to face Robotnik.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik (heard offscreen): Good! What about the bait?

[''Sleet is now holding a remote control in his left hand. He presses a button on it, and points it at a robot of a baby hedgehog with blue fur, wearing only a pink diaper. The robot awakens, sits up, and cries.'']
 * Robotnik: Ah, what a delightful sound. The sound that will lead us to Sanctuary. Now, shut it up!

[Sleet points his remote at the robot and presses the button, and the robot stops crying.]
 * Dingo: Um, what's Sanctuary?

[Sleet grabs Dingo's chest with his right hand.]
 * Sleet: Idiot! We've talked about this all week!
 * Dingo: We have?
 * Sleet: Listen this time! Sanctuary is the place where the Freedom Fighters raise their children!
 * Robotnik (heard offscreen): And we're going to destroy it, and put an end to those brats growing up to be Freedom Fighters! Oh! (as he slams his right fist on his control panel) Enough of this! Are the baby's audio and visual units activated?

[Sleet walks up to the robot.]
 * Sleet: Yes, Dr. Robotnik.

[''Sleet picks up the robot with both his hands and walks up to Dingo with it. He presses a button on the control panel with his right hand, and a view of Dingo waving his right hand from the robot's eyes are shown on the monitor, and Dingo looks up at the monitor.'']
 * Sleet: See? It has built-in video and audio. We will see and hear everything the Hedgehogs do!

[Robotnik switches the station on the monitor so it shows him.]
 * Robotnik: Excellent. It's the most life-like robot ever made. What is your back-up in case of a malfunction?

[Sleet reaches behind his back with his right hand and pulls out his remote.]
 * Sleet: The baby basket!

[Sleet points his remote at Dingo, who holds out both his hands like stop signs and waves them in disapproval.]
 * Dingo: No! I don't want to be...

[Before Dingo can finish, Sleet presses the button on his remote, turning Dingo into a baby basket, with a pillow and a blanket inside.]
 * Dingo: A basket!

[''In the next scene, which takes place outside Robotnik's base, a Swatbot shines its light and walks away. It walks past a manhole cover, which Sonic pushes open with his left hand. He, Sonia, and Manic all peer out and look at the door.'']
 * Sonic: Okay, Manic, you're on!

[''Manic walks out of the manhole as the camera zooms in on Sonic. Manic runs up to the door and puts a key in the keyhole. He turns it as he moves it up, turning the red LED light green, implying the door is unlocked. Manic turns to face Sonic and Sonia.'']
 * Manic: Clear!

[''Manic opens the door, and the camera moves over to a vault, which he and Sonia walk up to. Manic places a transmitter on the vault, and Sonia sets her laptop down on the control panel and opens it. She types on it as Sonic impatiently paces the floor.'']
 * Sonic: Get it yet?

[Sonia turns to face Sonic.]
 * Sonia: Sonic, we just started!

[''The code, 74998-772114 appears on Sonia's laptop, and the camera moves to the transmitter, which causes the handle of the vault to turn, unlocking the safe and opening it. Sonic runs into the vault, opens a drawer, and runs the fingers from both his hands through the files. He then pulls out a floppy disk, which he is holding in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic (whispering): Intelligence was right! "Plans For Microroboticizer"!

[''Sonia, who is now holding the floppy disk in her left hand, places it in her laptop. She types on her laptop, and the blueprints for the Microroboticizer appear on the screen.'']
 * Sonic (whispering): That thing's no bigger than a pencil!
 * Sonia: Oh, my gosh! (as Sonic walks up to her and Manic) If Robotnik perfects this, his spies could sneak up on freedom fighters!

[Sonic and Manic turn to face each other]
 * Manic: And one wave of that wand, and poof! You're a goner!

[The control panel explodes, pushing Sonic, Sonia, and Manic down.]
 * Sonic: Hey!
 * Sonia Aaaah!

[''The explosion is revealed to have come from the laser from one of the three Swatbots that have walked in. Sonic runs up to Sonia and Manic, and runs away, carrying the former in his left hand, and the latter in his right. A Swatbot fires, but misses, as Sonic runs out the doorway, with Sonia and Manic in tow. He runs away from Robotnik's base, leaving a trail of fire behind, as the Swatbots chase him. As soon as they are out of sight, he, Sonia, and Manic are revealed to have hidden behind an alley, and they all peer out of it. Unknown to them, Robotnik is watching them on his monitor, courtesy of the robot baby.'']
 * Robotnik: Excellent! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[The camera zooms out on the monitor, revealing Sleet to be facing Robotnik.]
 * Sonic: Okay, they're gone! Let's blow this dump!
 * Robotnik: Activate the brat!

[''Sonic and Sonia jump out of the alley and walk away, until they hear the robot baby crying. They both stop and gasp upon hearing it. Manic jumps out and lands next to them.'']
 * Manic: What was that?
 * Sonia: It sounded like a baby!

[''The robot baby cries again, and Sonic, Sonia, and Manic all turn to face it. Robotnik watches in delight, and the camera zooms in on his face.'']
 * Sonic (heard offscreen): What would a baby be doing in this dump?

[''Sonic, Sonia, and Manic all walk up to the robot baby. Sonic and Sonia crouch down to his level.'']
 * Sonia: Awww! What a little angel!

[Sonic gives an unamused stare as Sonia sticks out her left hand and Manic crouches down to the robot baby's level.]
 * Manic: Huh, sure doesn't smell like an angel! Oh, P.U.!

[The robot baby stares at Sonia's left hand, until she pulls it away from him.]
 * Sonic: Cute little guy! (as he stands up) Kinda reminds me of me, when I was a baby!
 * Manic (as he waves his left hand in front of his head): You mean the smelly part?

[''Sonic turns to face Manic and glares angrily at him upon hearing this. Manic stands up.'']
 * Manic: What'll we do with it?

[''Sonic scratches his head with his right hand. Robotnik and Sleet watch this from his base.'']
 * Sonia: Oh, take him with us, of course! We certainly can't leave him here!
 * Robotnik: Excellent! Take the little brat, and lead me to Sanctuary! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[''The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, which shows a view outside the Hedgehog's hideout. The robot baby cries as the camera zooms in on the entrance. Inside, Sonic is holding a green bag in his left hand. He reaches in with his right and pulls out a pink and green rattle, then puts it down on the table in front of him, next to two bottles and a box of diapers.'']
 * Sonia (heard offscreen): Poor little guy was starving!

[The camera moves over to Sonia and Manic, the former of whom is sitting on the chair, holding the robot baby in her left hand, and a bottle in her right, as she is feeding him from the bottle, and the latter of whom is sitting on the couch.]
 * Manic: Yo, he still reeks! When are you gonna change his diapers?
 * Sonia: Oh, no, brother dear! I'm feeding him! You and Sonic get to change his diapers!
 * Manic: What?! No way! I don't have a clue!

[''Manic jumps off the couch. He holds out his arms as Sonia, who is carrying the robot baby in her arms, walks up to him and hands the robot baby to him.'']
 * Sonia: It's time you learned!

[''Sonia walks away as the robot baby grabs Manic's nose with his right hand. Sonic holds out his right hand as Sonia reaches into the box of diapers with her right hand, pulls out a pink diaper identical to the one the robot baby is wearing, and hands it to Sonic. Sonic pulls out a pink clothespin, which he is holding in his left hand, and runs up to Manic. Manic hands the robot baby to Sonic, who now has the pink clothespin on his nose.''
 * Sonic (in a nasal voice): Watch closely, bro! Next time, you're doing it!

[''Sonic holds up the robot baby and walks towards the chair. Sonia and Manic, the latter of whom is scratching his head with his right hand, watch as Sonic sets the robot baby down on the chair, which now has the clean diaper on its left armrest. Sonic changes the robot baby's diapers really fast, and is now holding the dirty diaper in his right hand. He tosses it into the air. Sonia has her eyes shut, but Manic watches as Sonic is now holding a yellow bag in both his hands and opens it. The dirty diaper falls into the bag, and Sonic ties it shut really fast. He tosses the bag at Manic with his left hand.'']
 * Manic: Ugh!

[''Manic catches the bag with the dirty diaper in it with both his hands, and Sonic breathes nasally as he holds his arms out at the robot baby. Manic is now holding the bag with the drity diaper in it in his left hand as Sonia, who is carrying Dingo in her arms, walks past him.'']
 * Sonia: Okay, and now we have to find out who this baby belongs to!
 * Manic: Yeah, and before his diapers need changing again!

[''Manic walks away, carrying the bag with the dirty diaper in it. Sonic, who is now holding the robot baby in both his hands, sets him down in Dingo. The robot baby coos as Sonia pulls the covers over his body with both her hands. The robot baby falls asleep and sucks on his left thumb. Sonia shushes Sonic with her right index finger, and they both tiptoe away. As soon as they're out of sight, the robot baby, who is now sucking on his right thumb, opens his eyes. A view of the ceiling of the Hedgehogs' hideout is shown on Robotnik's monitor.'']
 * Sleet: I got a fix on the house! Let's pick them up now!
 * Robotnik: No! We'll wait! (as he runs his the fingers from his right hand through his mustace) They'll lead us to Sanctuary, then we'll destroy them all!

[Robotnik looks at the monitor, which still shows the ceiling of the Hedgehogs' hideout.]
 * Robotnik: I can't see or hear them! Do something!

[''Robotnik slams his right fist on his control panel. Sleet then turns to face the control panel.'']
 * Sleet: Dingo, move to the door so we can see the Hedgehogs!

[''Dingo's face emerges, and he sprouts arms and legs. He walks up to the ajar door, hearing Manic talk to Sonic and Sonia.'']
 * Manic (heard offscreen): No way, no how, nuh-uh!

[A view from the doorway is shown as Manic nods his head, "No", at Sonic and Sonia.]
 * Manic: I do not babysit!
 * Sonic: Hey, bro, look at it this way; the sooner we find the kid's parents, the sooner he's out of here, and you'll never have to babysit again!

[''Manic turns away from Sonic and shuts his eyes. Sonia walks up to him and puts her left hand on his left shoulder.'']
 * Sonia: And while Sonic checks the underground, I'll check with all my society friends!
 * Sonic: Besides, he'll probably sleep ti'll we get back! See ya!

[Sonic and Sonia walk away.]
 * Sonia (heard offscreen): Bye!"

[''The sound of the door opening and closing can be heard. The robot baby cries again, and Manic stares in disdain.'']
 * Manic: Great!

[The robot baby continues crying, and the screen fades to black, ending the first act.]