Chez Amy/Transcript

[in Meh Burger: Day]

Amy: 1 Meh Cheese Regal, hold the ordinary onions, so-so sauce on the side.

Dave: Here.

Amy: This is a "Something's Fishy Sandwich".

Dave: So...?

Amy: It's not what I ordered. [Dave blinks twice] And the head is still on it. [Dave blinks twice again and Amy's angry] And it's still alive! [the fish tries to get out]

Dave: Fine! Here. [Amy growls and leaves] You want it to go?

[scene change: Hedgehog Village: Day]

[Sonic and his friends are playing soccer]

Sonic: [to himself] Me! I'm open! [to himself again] Sonic, pass to here! [to himself again] Coming to you, Sonic! [after Sonic kicks the ball Amy hammers it]

Knuckles: [gets hit with the ball] Uh, goal...?

Sonic: Hey, your Meh Burger looks weird.

Amy: It's not a stupid [mockingly, insulting tone] Meh Burger. I made this myself.

Sonic: So it's a Me Burger. An Amy [laughs]: Burger! [Amy doesn't laugh] See, I-I-I took the original name and did a clever twist on it, using your name.

Amy: [sarcastic] Yeah, Clever.

Tails: I thought it was clever, Sonic.

Sonic: Don't patronize me.

Knuckles: Speaking of patronising, let's go be customers at Meh Burger.

Amy: Meh Burger is ''horrible! ''The people of this unamed village deserve better. I'm gonna open a restaurant with good service, a pleasant, inviting atmosphere...

Sticks: ...And a moat? And laser turrets!?

Amy: Probably not.

Sonic: Amy, you don't know anything about running a restaurant.

Knuckles: If I let not knowing anything stop me from doing something, I'd never do anything.

Amy: I'm really gonna do it. I'm opening a restaurant! Are you guys with me?!

Tails: Yeah...

Sonic: Yes...

Knuckles: What are we doing?

Sticks: Don't blame me when it's overrun with invaders!

[scene change: Chez Amy: Day]

Amy: Present spatulas! [looks at Tails'] Good. [looks at Sonic's] Very nice. [looks at Sticks' boomerang] Sticks, that's not a spatula. Lose it. [Sticks throws the boomerang and glass shattering is heard and looks at Knuckles' hat] Knuckles! Your hat is on backwards!

Knuckles: [Knuckles turns his hat and himself forwards] Where'd everyone go? [Tails turns Knuckles around]

Amy: I'm teach Dave the Intern a lesson he'll ne-e-e-e-e-ver forget!