User blog:Sonicrox14/The Life and Times of Silver the Hedgehog (Season 2)

After a long hiatus, Silver the Hedgehog returns funnier than ever with his wild, 21st century antics!

Episode 1*/29*

 * This digit shows the season's episde number.
 * These digits show the chronological episode number, meaning that this is the 29th episode in the series.


 * Silver: *sleeping on the couch* *knock on the door* *Silver mumbles* *knocking again*
 * Shelly (on the other side of the door): Silver, open the door!
 * Silver: *rolls out of the chair and hits the ground* Gyah, no parachute!! *knock, knock*
 * Shelly: Silver!!
 * Silver: Who's there?
 * Shelly: It's Shelly. Open the door!
 * Silver: Why can't YOU open it??
 * Shelly: I have no hands free.
 * Silver: OH? Then how can you knock?
 * Shelly: Aw, would you?! *kicks a hole through the door* Grr!!
 * Silver: No fair, Shelly, wrecking the house is MY job! :( *opens the door for her* You coulda just asked me to open the door for you, you know.
 * Shelly: *walks in carrying groceries* If I had a free hand, I'd slug 'ya.
 * Jezz: *comes down the stairs* What was that crash?
 * Shelly: Tadaima!!
 * Jezz: Okaerinasai!!
 * Silver: Why are you speaking Swahili?
 * Shelly: *puts the groceries on the kitchen counter* It's Japanese, Silver.
 * Jezz: We've been learning it to annoy Statyx. ;)
 * Silver: If it'll annoy him, then count me in! *juggling the groceries*
 * Shelly: Silver, be careful with those!--
 * Silver: *drops everything and the fruit goes splat*
 * Shelly: For the love of Mobius, Silver! That was my honeydew melon!!
 * Silver: *looks down at the mess* ...now it's a honeydon't. *later that day*
 * Shelly: *sits next to Silver with a notebook* Okay, Silver. *turns off the TV* Ready to learn?
 * Silver: Yup! *takes the remote and turns the TV back on*
 * Shelly: *takes the remote from him and turns it back off* We don't need the TV on for this, Silver.
 * Silver: Hearing the TV in the background helps me to think.
 * Shelly: TV requires NO thinking! Now,Silver-Kun. Are you ready to learn Japanese?
 * Silver: ...what did you just call me?
 * Shelly: Silver-kun. "Kun" is a term of endearment.
 * Silver: Ohh...cool!
 * Shelly: Now, the Japanese have a different way of pronouncing their vowels. For example, in English, "A" can be pronounced, "ay" as in "train", "ah" as in "Mars", "arr" as in "far", & "ahh" as in "mark", whereas the Japanese "A" comes out only as "ahh", as in "father". Get it?
 * Silver: *was watching TV the whole time*
 * Shelly: *realizes Silver hasn't been listening to a word she said* ...they also power their trees with batteries.
 * Silver: *oblivious to her every word*
 * Shelly: *hits him over the head with her journal*
 * Silver: Hey! Why'd you do that? I missed the anvil!
 * Statyx: *knocks on the door* Shells, it's Statyx! Can I come in?
 * Shelly: Irasshyaimasu!
 * Statyx: *walks in and closes the door behind him* Dude, you know I'm bad at Japanese!
 * SHELLY: Yeah, I know ;) So what brings you here so late?
 * Statyx: I just wanted to return this-- *sees Silver* Psychonaut.
 * Silver: Brainstorm.
 * Shelly: Guys. -_-|
 * Statyx: *looks at Shelly's notebook* You're teaching him Japanese? Seriously?? He-- most brick walls are easier to penetrate than his head is!!
 * Shelly: FYI, Statyx, he already knows a little bit of the language.
 * Statyx: Oh, really? Silver? How do you say "hello" in Japanese?
 * Silver: Uh...! *sweating* Erm...uh...SUSHI!
 * Statyx: *bursts into laughter* WHOO! *cough* Good luck, Howler-- *howling as he walks out the door*
 * Shelly: *slams down the journal and gets up* Okay! That does it! Silver, we are going to turn you into a Nihonjin!
 * Silver: But I don't wanna die yet!!
 * Shelly: ... *plops back down in the couch* Somebody shoot me.
 * We'll be right back!