Prehistoric Sonic/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Prehistoric Sonic". [''The episode begins in the sky during World War I. A green biplane fires at the blue biplane Robotnik's time machine is standing atop. Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, who are all wrapped in bandages like mummies, all scream as the blue biplane breaks into pieces and the pilot, who is one of Sonic's ancestors, jumps out. The time machine then falls to the ground below, and Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all poke their heads out of it. Grounder turns and sees a tank approaching them.'']
 * Grounder: Hey! That looks like one of my distant relatives!

[As Robotnik talks, he tears his bandages off with both his hands.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: Quick! Adjust the time controls and get us out of here!

[''Robotnik pulls the levers forward with both his hands, and the time machine disappears just in time to avoid being flattened by the tank. The camera then cuts to a view of the time machine travelling through the time warp.'']
 * Scratch: What are we going back in time for, Dr. Robotnik?

[As Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder to talk to them, they remove their bandages with both their hands and drills.]
 * Robotnik: To get the Chaos Emerald of Life, you fools! With it, I can bring anything to life, even dead-heads like you!

[Robotnik slams Grounder's head with his left fist.]
 * Scratch: Whoo-hoo! Did you hear that, Grounder? He'll be able to bring us to life! I'll be a real live chicken! Whoo-hoo! Bwahaha!
 * Grounder: Yeah, and I'll be a real live, uh... uh... uh, whatever I am!

[As the time machine travels through the time warp, an hourglass flies up to the camera, and is used as a transition to the next scene, where Tails, who is wearing a blue bathing suit and sunglasses, is flying over the water, holding his surfboard in his left arm.]
 * Tails: Sonic! Every time the waves get good, Sonic gets lost!

[''Below, four pink Beach Bunnies in red bikinis are seen playing volleyball with a blue ball. Tails flies over the volleyball court as one of them hits the blue ball with her right fist, and the blue ball hits Tails, knocking his sunglasses off. Tails then falls, and his surfboard hits him on the head.'']
 * Tails: Ow!

[The blue ball lands at Tails' right side, and he pokes it with his right index.]
 * Tails: Why don't you watch where you're hitting the stupid ball?!

[The blue ball unfolds, revealing it to be Sonic.]
 * Sonic: I beg your pardon!
 * Tails: Sonic?

[Two of the Beach Bunnies run up to Sonic and each one grabs one of his arms with both their hands, tugging at him.]
 * Beach Bunny 1: The game's not over, Sonic!

[''The Beach Bunnies run back to the court, with Sonic in tow. Tails frowns as the Beach Bunnies continue playing volleyball, using Sonic as their ball. Professor Caninestein, who is holding a suitcase in his left hand, runs up to Tails.'']
 * Professor Caninestein: Tails, where's Sonic?

[Tails points his right index finger at the volleyball court.]
 * Tails: Playing volleyball.

[Caninestein runs up to the volleyball court.]
 * Tails: He's the ball!

[Caninestein runs into the volleyball court.]
 * Caninestein: Sonic, we've got big problems!

[''Caninestein hits Sonic with his suitcase. One of the beach bunnies hits Sonic with both her hands, and Caninestein hits him with his right hand. Sonic lands outside the court, and unfolds, holding his right hand over his head. Caninestein runs up to him.'']
 * Sonic: Where'd you learn to spike like that, Professor Caninestein?

[Caninestein sets his suitcase down.]
 * Caninestein: Why, back in time, of course! Ancient Mobindians taught me the game just after they invented it in the year 207!

[''Sonic yawns, and covers his mouth with his left hand. Caninestein then picks him up by his armpits with both his hands.'']
 * Caninestein: Robotnik's gone back to get the Chaos Emerald of Life! You've got to go back and stop him, Sonic! I reworked the Time Surfboard, made it smaller and faster!

[''Caninestein opens his suitcase with both his hands, and pulls out the Time Skateboard with his left. Tails runs up to him as he sets it down.'']
 * Tails: A time-travelling skateboard? Way cool!
 * Caninestein: It'll enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the time warp!
 * Sonic: Time to kick, slick!

[''Sonic and Tails jump onto the Time Skateboard, and it starts up. It loops, and flies into the air.'']
 * Sonic: Up, over, and gone!

[''The Time Skateboard disappears in a flash. The camera cuts to a view outside the planet Mobius as the Time Skateboard circles it many times, until eventually, the planet flashes. A view inside the time warp is shown as Sonic and Tails, the latter of whom is no longer wearing his bathing suit, travel through it. The screen then transitions to a view further through the time warp as sparks emit from Robotnik's time machine.'']
 * Scratch: I sure hope we don't run out of fuel! There isn't another gas station for 75 million years!

[The camera cuts to a view of the pedometer on Robotnik's time machine is shown as it reaches 75,000,000 B.C..]
 * Robotnik: Hang on, we're going down!

[''The screen flashes, and the flash is used as a transition to the next scene, where a view of a Prehistoric Mobius is shown, and the camera moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches a volcano, where Robotnik's time machine flashes over. It then flies closer to the camera.'']
 * Robotnik: We made it! 75 million years into the past!

[Robotnik lands on the ground below and pulls out the paper with the four Chaos Emeralds on it.]
 * Robotnik: According to history, the Chaos Emerald of Life was ejected from that volcano when it first erupted!

[''Robotnik points his left index finger at the volcano, which the camera cuts to a view of the bottom of, then moves up to the top. Robotnik jumps out of his time machine.'']
 * Robotnik: Let's go!

[''As Scratch and Grounder jump out, Robotnik stops and holds up his left index finger. He turns to face Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Robotnik: Oh! And don't forget to bring the D.D.D.!

[As Robotnik walks away, Grounder scratches his head with his right drill.]
 * Grounder: Um, what's the D.D.D.?

[A brontosaurus' left front foot squashes Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch [Muffled]: Dinosaur Detection Device!

[The Brontosaurus lifts its left front foot and looks down at it.]
 * Grounder: Ooh, good idea.

[''The Brontosaurus puts its left front foot down, and Scratch and Grounder scream as it walks away, stepping on them each time. The screen then transitions to the next scene, where the Time Skateboard appears above the volcano and flies closer to the camera.'']
 * Tails: With a skateboard like this, who needs history class?

[''The Time Skateboard stops at the top of a cliff. Sonic and Tails jump off it, and the former catches it in both his hands, then holds it in his left arm.'']
 * Sonic: History will never be the same if we don't stop Robotnik!
 * Tails: But how will we find him?
 * Sonic: Something tells me all we have to do is follow those footprints!

[Sonic points his right index finger at the Brontosaurus' footprints, with Scratch and Grounder-shaped holes in them, and Tails looks down at them.]
 * Sonic: Let's go, bro!

[''Sonic and Tails jump back onto the Time Skateboard, and it starts up again. The camera cuts to a view of the bottom of the volcano as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, the first of whom is looking through binoculars he is holding in both his hands, look up at the top of the volcano.'']
 * Robotnik: There it is!

[''The camera moves up to the top of the volcano. It then cuts to a view from the binoculars, revealing the Chaos Emerald of Life to be shining at the top.'']
 * Robotnik: The Chaos Emerald of Life!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at the volcano, and turns to face Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: Go up there and get it!
 * Grounder: Yes, your bossiness!

[''Scratch and Grounder run away, and Robotnik groans in pain as Grounder runs over his left foot with his right tread. He then hops on his right foot as he holds his left foot in both his hands. A clan of Cave Bears, all of whom are holding spiked clubs in their right hands, jump into view. Their leader, a king who is much older than the common bear, bald, and wearing a crown on his head, jumps into view, holding a bigger club in his left hand.'']
 * Scratch: Oh, isn't that cute? A clan of teddy bears!

[Grounder rolls up to the King and hugs him.]
 * Grounder: Aw, I always wanted a teddy!

[''The King growls, and the other Cave Bears growl as they run up to Grounder, holding their clubs in both their hands. Grounder stares in shock at them, then sets the King down. He holds up both his arms as one of the Cave Bears pokes Scratch with his club. The King then walks up to Scratch, grabs his right leg with both his hands, and licks it. He then spits in disgust.'']
 * Scratch: Oh, yeah? Well you don't look so appetizing yourself!

[''The King growls unintelligibly, and the Cave Bears all run up to Scratch and Grounder and attack them. Meanwhile, three other Cave Bears attack Robotnik.'']
 * Robotnik: My Robo-Transmogrifier will take care of you prehistoric fuzzballs!

[''As Robotnik tosses the Cave Bears aside, more of them pounce at him. He pulls out his Robo-Transmogrifier with his right hand and zaps a T-Rex with it. The T-Rex growls as it turns into a robot, and Robotnik is now holding a transmitter in his right hand as he tosses another Cave Bear aside with his left.'']
 * Robotnik: Attack these little beasts!

[''The Robot T-Rex growls at the Cave Bears, who all run away in fear. He then grabs the King by his robe with his mouth, and Sonic and Tails stop the Time Skateboard not too far away. Tails flies into the air as Sonic points his left index finger at the Robot T-Rex.'']
 * Sonic: Is that any way to treat a teddy bear?
 * Robotnik: Sonic?

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Sonic, and speaks into the transmitter he is holding in his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: Get that blasted blue beast!

[''The King mumbles unintelligibly as the Robot T-Rex drops him and turns to face Sonic. The Cave Bears all run under the King and try to catch them in their arms, but he unfortunately lands in the ground between them. They all hide their hands behind their backs and whistle, pretending nothing bad has happened. The Robot T-Rex casts its shadow over Sonic and Tails, the former of whom tosses the Time Skateboard aside with his left hand.'']
 * Tails: Let's make like an orange and juice!

[''Sonic runs away, and Tails flies away in the opposite direction. They escape just in time as the Robot T-Rex chomps the ground they were on. Sonic then runs up the side of a cliff and jumps onto the Robot T-Rex's back, hanging onto its scale with both his hands. The Robot T-Rex growls in confusion, and looks back at Sonic, who is leaning againsts its scale. It roars at him, and Sonic runs around its head, until is has a rope in its mouth, which Sonic uses as a pair of reins, and pulls on it with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: Hi-ho, Robo Silver, away!

[''The Robot T-Rex growls as it runs towards Scratch and Grounder, who both scream as they stare in shock at it. They both run away, and continue screaming as the Robot T-Rex chases them. They run past Robotnik.'']
 * Scratch: Run for your lives!

[''Robotnik steps forward, then looks back at the Robot T-Rex as it casts its shadow over him. He screams as he stares in shock at it, then runs away. Tails is now flying over the Robot T-Rex as Sonic controls it, and Sonic turns to face him.'']
 * Sonic: Scope this move, Tails! I call it my Dino-sault!

[''Sonic hits the Robot T-Rex with his left foot, and the Robot T-Rex spins into a buzzsaw just like Sonic does. Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all scream in fear as they continue running, with the Robot T-Rex following behind him. They soon reach a cliff, with what appears to be lava below. Scratch and Grounder hold onto Robotnik with both their hands and drills as Robotnik looks back at the Robot T-Rex.'']
 * Scratch: Uh-oh! Dead end!

[''As the Robot T-Rex gets closer to Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, Grounder flinches, and Scratch kneels to pray. Robotnik, however, in unfazed, as he points his right index finger at what appears to be the lava below.'']
 * Robotnik: On the contrary, it's the perfect escape route! Jump!

[''Robotnik swats Scratch with his left hand, and Grounder with his right. They scream as they fall off the cliff. Robotnik then jumps off the cliff as the Robot T-Rex stops spinning. Tails flies up to the Robot T-Rex and looks down below.'']
 * Tails: Poor guys! We really got em' this time, Sonic!

[''A Pterodactyl flies ouf from below the cliff, with Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder riding on its back. Tails screams and Sonic gasps as they stare in shock at it. Robotnik is holding his Robo-Transmogrifier in his left hand, and aims it at the Pterodactyl.'']
 * Robotnik: So long, Hedgehog!

[''Robotnik zaps the Pterodactyl with his Robo-Transmogrifier, creating a cloud of smoke. When the smoke clears, the Pterodactyl is turned into a robot, which Robotnik is controlling from the inside. Robotnik is holding a lever in each hand and he pulls them both back, causing the Robot Pterodactyl to fly towards the volcano. The camera moves down to Tails.'']
 * Tails: They're headed for the volcano!

[''The camera cuts to a view of the top of the volcano as Robotnik flies the Robot Pterodactyl into it. Robotnik climbs out of the Robot Pterodactyl and he, Scratch, and Grounder look down from the edge of the volcano. Robotnik points his right index finger at the Chaos Emerald of Life, which sparkles.'']
 * Robotnik: There it is! The Chaos Emerald of Life!

[''Robotnik jumps into the volcano, and runs towards the emerald. He grabs it with both his hands, and grunts as he tries to pull it out, but to no avail.'']
 * Robotnik: It's stuck!

[''Scratch and Grounder walk up to Robotnik. Scratch squawks as Robotnik grabs him with both his hands and uses him as a monkey wrench, but to no avail.'']
 * Robotnik: Give me my Chaos Emerald, you stupid volcano!

[The camera zooms in on what appears to be lava as Magma, the Volcano God, rises from it.]
 * Magma: No one may have the Emerald of Life without first making sacrifice to Magma, the Volcano God!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all tremble in fear as Magma sinks back into what appears to be the lava.]
 * Grounder: Hey, no problem! I got some spare mobiums!

[Grounder holds out his right hand, revealing several mobiums in it.]
 * Robotnik: You dunce! He wants a real sacrifice to prove I'm willing to give up something of value in exchange for the Chaos Emerald!
 * Scratch: Gee, I wonder what you have that you'd be willing to get rid of!

[Robotnik looks over at Scratch and Grounder, and a huge grin fills his face.]
 * Robotnik: I've got it!

[Scratch and Grounder turn to face Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: Great! What's it gonna be?
 * Robotnik: You two!

[Scratch and Grounder look at each other.]
 * Grounder: Oh, that's perfect! You certainly can get by without...

[Scratch and Grounder stare in shock, then point their right index fingers at each other.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Us?!

[Scratch and Grounder scream in fear as Robotnik holds the former in his right hand and the latter in his left over the volcano.]
 * Robotnik: Don't worry, it's a small price to pay!
 * Scratch: Easy for you to say!

[The camera cuts to a view of the top of the volcano, revealing Sonic, Tails, and the Cave Bears to be on it, and zooms in on them.]
 * Sonic: Back off, Robuttnik!

[Sonic skates down the volcano, and the Cave Bears growl as they follow behind him.]
 * Robotnik: Oh, well. I know when I'm licked!

[The Cave Bears run up to Robotnik and growl at him.]
 * Robotnik: I guess I'd better put my hands up and surrender!
 * Grounder: Yeah!

[Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: No-ho-ho!

[''Robotnik lets go of Scratch and Grounder, and they fall in what appears to be the lava. The volcano erupts, and causes an earthquake from inside. The Cave Bears growl as they are shaken, and Robotnik looks up at the Chaos Emerald of Life as it is loosened from its spot. It lands near it, and Robotnik grabs it with both his hands.'']
 * Robotnik: I've got it! The Chaos Emerald of Life is mine!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly as the emerald flashes. Tails looks over at Robotnik.'']
 * Tails: Bummer!
 * Robotnik: I command the lava to come to life!

[''The emerald zaps what appears to be the lava as the camera moves down to it. What appears to be the lava swirls, and a lava-like creature rises from it. The creature climbs up the side of the volcano.'']
 * Sonic: I'll cool off that hot-head!

[''The lava-like creature roars at Sonic as he spins through it, splitting it in half. Sonic looks back at it.'']
 * Sonic: No guts, huh?

[''The lava-like creature forms into two lava-like creatures, one of whom reaches at Sonic with its right hand. Sonic stares in shock and screams as the lava-like creature grabs him with its right hand. It holds him up to Robotnik, who is holding a pair of bifocals in his right hand and the Emerald in his left as Tails flies overhead, having watched the whole incident.'']
 * Tails: Sonic!
 * Robotnik: Nice try, hedgehog, but as fast as you can kill them, I can bring them back to life!

[''Robotnik zaps what appears to be the lava with the emerald, and another lava-like creature grabs Tails with both its hands. The Cave Bears are now hanging from the edge of the volcano by both their hands, and scream in fear. Another lava-like creature rises from the volcano and grabs them with its right hand. It then climbs out of the volcano.'']
 * Robotnik: Throw them all into the volcano!

[''Robotnik points his right index finger at what appears to be the lava below as the lava-like creatures hold Sonic, Tails, and the Cave Bears over it. Robotnik walks up to Tails, grabs one of his tail in each of his hands, and ties them together so Tails can't fly away.'']
 * Robotnik: Just in case you thought of flying to safety!

[The Lava-like creature holds Tails over what appears to be the lava, and another one holds Sonic over it as Tails turns to face Sonic.]
 * Tails: Sonic, this definitely isn't way cool!
 * Sonic: Way too hot is more like it!

[''Sonic looks down at what appears to be the lava below as it bubbles. The screen fades to black.'']