Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24810590-20150926120858/@comment-24830601-20160711083215

...So then Mephiles went to Launch Base Zone in search of this "yellow" person. Once he got there, he felt some strange energy. It was at this moment that he knew... he screwed up. The yellow person turned out to be Super Sonic. Mephiles tried to run, but Super Sonic's incalcuable speed was able to catch up to him with ease. Mephiles begged Super Sonic not to hurt him, but it was too late. Super Sonic created a small energy ball made from pure chaos and said two words--Chaos. CONTROL. The Chaos Control caused the entire multiverse they were until to be bent to Super Sonic's will, and all of reality changed (like in the Archie comics lel).

The new world consisted of only chilidogs, with all the citizens being sauges and where it would rain mustard, snow jalapenos, and have hot chili for the oceans. Sonic knew that he had made the multiverse a better place, but then he realized something-- a new threat existed, which transcended all of reality. The threat was a deity named Cindy 77. Sonic had to fight this fangirl, but to do that, he would need to give up his chili dog world and reset the multiverse so that he can defeat her. It was a very sad moment for him, but he knew if he didn't defeat her, all hope would be lost. He took one last look at his dream multiverse, and then turned Super and said CHAOS CONTROL, and it vanished.

The new multiverse Sonic then created was blank, only containing him, and Cindy77. It was the showdown of the century. The fastest thing alive vs the fangirl who ships Espio and Amy. Super Sonic tried landing a hit, but Cindy maneuvered. Super Sonic then had the upper hand: he threw energy blasts at Cindy, and she took damage. Cindy77 then knew that she would lose. She started backing up.

"What's the matter?" Sonic mocked. "Scared?"

"No, not at all" Cindy77 said.

"Then why are your knees shaking?" Sonic said.

Sure enough Cindy looked down, and saw her knees knocking. They were knocking so hard that the Dragon Ball multiverse could hear them from far away. It was now quite obvious that she was terrified. Sonic came closer. Her teeth started to chatter. Her knees knocked faster and faster and her whole body trembled. Sonic then said: "Any last words?" Cindy77 had to think fast, or else it would all be over. Suddenly, she realized something. She's a fan. She should have ultimate power. That meant that there was only one thing she could do. Cindy said, "yes, I do have a few last words. CHAOS CONTROL!!" Sonic then dissapeared.

Where did Cindy77 put Sonic? The answer is quite clear, she banished him to the worst universe of them all: the Deviantart universe. Super Sonic tried to escape by reality warping the universe, but the amount of fan fics surpressed his form, and he turned back into base. He was horrified. Pictures of Shrek and Shadow began to rush at him. Several fanboys and fanboys started rushing at him as well. Sonic was stuck there for eternity, and there was nothing he could do about it.

Cindy77 was relieved, she had finally beaten Sonic. However, a new threat awakened. With Sonic not being present anymore, something strange emerged from SEGA. It looked like Sonic, but it was different. It had blue arms, long legs, sports stape, and... a bandana?

After sunset, Cindy77 sat down in the living room to process what had just happened. She had all this power, but maybe, it was too much. With that being said, she made a conclusion that would benefit her for life: Fanfics are pointless.