User blog comment:Sonicrox14/The Life and Times of Silver the Hedgehog/@comment-67.187.122.103-20091012032525

I have idea.

There is a knock on the door Shelly opens it and she finds Silver whose's face is covered with many colors.

Shelly:Silver where have you been and what happened.

Silver is about to say something when Shelly interupts

Shelly:Don't even think about using one of those words Shadow uses if you do you will be spending the night in your cage.

Silver:Crayons

Shelly:Good now answer my question.

Silver:That is my answer I ran into those weirdos.

Shelly:You mean Vector and the Chaotix.

Silver:Yeah them well anyways they sold me these crayon things and I tried one and I thought they tasted good.Then they started looking disgusted and said they would give me a discount if i left soon but because I didn't have any money to pay them I just gave them your entire wallet.And I've been eating crayons ever since.

Shelly now looking mad Shelly:YOU GAVE THEM WHAT FOR A BUNCH OF CRAYONS I'VE COULD'VE GONE TO THE STORE AND BOUGHT CRAYONS AND STILL NOT BE POOR NOW.

Silver:Wait these just weren't any crayons they were 100 percent toxic.

Silver:My stomach hurts now I think it was your lousy cooking.

Shelly:IT WAS THOSE CRAYONS NOW WE HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL.

Silver:Whats a hospital want a crayon.

Shelly snaps crayons

Silver:Hey Jezz didn't get any. Silver collapses

Shelly:Jezz come here now.

Jezz:What did Silver do this time wait let me guess he gave Eggman the Chaos Emeralds or chased the neighbor's cat up the tree again.

Shelly:Worse he spent all our money on crayons, ate them, got sick, and now we have no money to pay the medical bill.

Jezz:Thats it I thought it was an emergency.

Shelly:This is an emergency.

Jezz:Good point I think we can steal the Master Emerald and sell it.

Shelly:I'm pretty good we would go to jail for that lets just borrow some money from the neighbors.

Jezz:Uh Shelly they said they never wanted to see us again after Silver ate their pet hamster.

Shelly:Fine lets just leave Silver here and hope he learns his lesson.

Jezz:Yeah but if he gets better then the house is doomed.

Shelly:We're going to go demand a refund. Later at the Chaotix Detective Agency

Vector:No way we need that money we'll give you Espio's nunchucks instead.

Espio:NO WAY I need those.

Shelly:We don't want nunchucks we want a refund.

Silver:Cool I get nunchucks.

Shelly:No you don't how did you get here.

Silver:Turns out those crayons are only toxic to bunny rabits.It was your bad cooking that made me sick.

Shelly:Your dead.

Jezz:Do we still get our refund.

Charmy:Just take the nunchucks.

Later house on fire Shelly:Why did you have to hit a alien with a laser gun.

Silver:I wanted to pratice being the first Jedi Knight with knunchucks.Or maybe I can be a Sith Lord.

Jezz:No more Star Wars stuff.