Robotnikland (episode)/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Robotnikland".

Note: scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highlighted in red .

[''The episode begins with a view outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it. The screen then transitions to a view of a curtain. Scratch and Grounder, both of whom are wearing Chef hats and aprons, walk in. Grounder is holding a menu in his left arm, which he unfolds with both his drills.'']
 * Scratch What's on Dr. Robotnik's breakfast menu for this morning?
 * Grounder: Eggs.
 * Scratch: He had eggs yesterday!
 * Grounder: Yeah, he's had eggs every day for the last ten years!
 * Scratch: Say, why don't we surprise him with something different?

[''Grounder nods his head, "Yes", and Scratch turns around and opens the curtains. he and Grounder walk into the kitchen, where Robotnik, who is dressed in a purple robe and a purple and yellow fez, is reading a newspaper that says, MOBIUS TODAY at the counter. Scratch is at the stove, where he hands Grounder a lidded plate.'']
 * Scratch: Here, you surprise him!

[Grounder pushes the plate away with his right drill.]
 * Grounder: Oh, no! The last time I surprised him, he demoted me to yard anchor for a week!
 * Scratch: How'd you like a scrambled nose?

[''Scratch holds an eggbeater up to Grounder's nose with his left hand. Grounder groans as Scratch spins it with his right, bending his nose. Scratch then pulls the eggbeater away.'']
 * Grounder: Okay, I'll surprise him, I'll surprise him!

[As Robotnik picks up a cup of tea with his right hand, Grounder pops up at the counter and points at Robotnik with his left drill.]
 * Grounder: Uh, Dr. Robotnik, Scratch made you something special for breakfast!

[Robotnik grins happily.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: Let me guess; Eggs Mobius?

[Grounder nods his head, "No" as he hides both his drills behind his back.]
 * Robotnik: Chocolate-covered hard-boiled eggs?

[Grounder nods his head, "No" again.]
 * Robotnik: Canary omelette?

[Grounder nods his head, "No" yet again.]
 * Robotnik: Well, what then?!

[Grounder now has both his drills turned into hands, and as he uses his left one to hold the lidded plate, he removes the lid with his right one, revealing a stack of hotcakes underneath.]
 * Grounder: Hotcakes!

[Robotnik stares at the hotcakes in surprise.]
 * Robotnik: Hotcakes! Isn't that nice? You know what I like on my hotcakes?

[Robotnik grabs Scratch by his neck with his right hand and pulls him forward.]
 * Scratch: What?

[Scratch screams as Robotnik dunks his head into the hotcakes.]
 * Robotnik: Chopped chicken brains!

[''Robotnik then takes the lid from Grounder with his right hand and puts it over Scratch's head. He then beats the lid twice with a ladle he is holding in his left hand. As he continues beating the lid, Grounder dances until Scratch falls over and syrup drips from the hotcakes.'']
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how!

[''Grounder laughs until Robotnik's shadow looms over him. He screams when he sees Robotnik and stares in shock at him.'']
 * Robotnik: Think that's funny, huh? You know what I like with my chicken brains?

[Grounder nods his head, "No".]
 * Robotnik: Fried eggs.

[Grounder wipes his head with his left drill.]
 * Grounder: Phew! For a minute there, I thought you were going to say, "Fried robot brains"!
 * Robotnik: No, that's what I cook my fried eggs on!

[''Robotnik points at Grounder with his right index finger. Grounder screams as Robotnik removes his apron with his right hand, revealing a stove knob underneath. Robotnik then uses his right hand to turn the knob clockwise, and Grounder's head turns red with heat. Steam emits from his head, and his chef hat burns off. A flame emits from Grounder's head, and Robotnik slams a frying pan onto it with his right hand.''
 * Robotnik: Now get me my eggs!

[''Grounder rolls away. Robotnik turns around and picks up his newspaper with his left hand. As he looks through it, an article gets his attention.'']
 * Robotnik: Just a minute! Scratch! Grounder! Do you realize what day this is?

[''Scratch, who still has his head in Robotnik's hotcakes, is at Grounder, holding the frying pan in his right hand. He flips a fried egg in it.'']
 * Scratch [in a muffled voice]: No, what day is it?

[Scratch sets the frying pan down.]
 * Robotnik: It's Sonic's birthday!
 * Grounder [in a muffled voice]: Terrific!
 * Robotnik: Yes, a teriffic time to give him a little surprise party!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are sitting at a table near a hot dog stand. Sonic is feeling miserable.'']
 * Sonic: Looks like this is gonna be a way uncool birthday, Tails. You're the only one who remembered!

[''Tails grins happily when he sees a Bear Chef bring in a chili dog with a candle on it. The Bear Chef sets it down on the table.'']
 * Tails: Happy Birthday, Sonic! Make a wish!
 * Sonic: I wish I had a real party!

[''Sonic inhales deeply, then blows the candle out. The sound of Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic hovercraft can be heard as he flies it into the Mobiusland amusement park. Once inside the park, he stops his Egg-O-Matic and fires a laser from its headlight. The laser zaps two citizens; a light blue one in an orange shirt and teal pants, and a pink one in a red bow and yellow dress. The word, ZOM appears in the first one, and the word, BIE appears in the second. They do an Egyptian dance as Egyptian music plays, and two more citizens, both of whom are dressed in white sailor suits, stare at them in shock. Robotnik then zaps them, and they do an Egyptian dance as well. Three more citizens follow them, also doing an Egyptian dance, and soon, all the hypnotized citizens do an Egyptian dance out of the park in a single-file line.'']
 * Scratch: We've zapped everyone, your humbugness!
 * Grounder: The Amusement Park is ours!
 * Robotnik: Good! Now all we have to do is lure Sonic to the park!

[''Robotnik flies his Egg-O-Matic away. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails miserably eat their halves of the chili dog. Tails then looks over at his left wrist, puts down the remains of his half of the chili dog and jumps out of his chair.'']
 * Tails: Uh, I've got to go to the little fox's room!

[Tails points to his left side with his left index finger, then flies away.]
 * Tails: Be back in a minute!
 * Sonic: No one's fast enough to get past this hedgehog!

[Sonic points at himself with his right thumb.]
 * Sonic: Tails has set me up for the big surprise!

[Scratch, who is disguised as a rat, hands Sonic a ticket to Mobiusland with his right hand.]
 * Scratch [in a nasal voice]: Hey, blue guy! You look like you could use a free ticket to Mobiusland!
 * Sonic: Thanks!

[Scratch waves both his fists in excitement, then walks away.]
 * Sonic: A party at the park! Cool move, Tails!

[''Sonic runs away. Scratch then pulls his mask off with both his hands and walks away. Tails walks in with Miss Possum from "Magnificent Sonic", Leo from "Baby-Sitter Jitters", a Raccoon citizen, and an Elephant citizen.'']
 * Tails: Surprise!

[Tails, Miss Possum, Leo, the Raccoon Citizen, and the Elephant Citizen all gasp and stare in shock when they find Sonic is not at the table.]
 * Tails: Sonic?
 * Miss Possum: Where could he have gone?

[''The screen transitions to a view outside Mobiusland. Sonic runs up to the ticket booth, Where Grounder is seen in disguise. Sonic hands Grounder his ticket with his left hand. Grounder then puts the ticket in his pocket with his right hand and pulls out a radio receiver with his left hand. He pushes his mask up with his right index finger and speaks into the receiver.'']
 * Grounder: He's entered the park!

[Sonic runs into the park and looks around.]
 * Sonic: Hmm. I wonder where I'm gonna get my surprise!

[The shadow of Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic looms over Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: Surpri-ise!
 * Sonic: Robotnik?
 * Robotnik: I've got something special planned for you!

[''Robotnik points at Sonic with his right index finger. He then ducks into his Egg-O-Matic and pulls out a remote control with his left hand. He pulls the lever on it with his right hand and a blue beam emits from it. Sonic looks up and gasps as an iron gate closes over the hole in the dome. The camera moves down to Sonic and Robotnik.'']
 * Robotnik: You didn't think I'd forget your birthday, did you, Hedgehog?

[''Sonic looks behind him, then back at Robotnik. Outside Mobiusland, the sign that says, MOBIUSLAND falls, revealing a sign that says, ROBOTNIKLAND underneath it.'']
 * Robotnik: Welcome to Robotnikland, where every ride has been redesigned to give you a birthday you'll never forget, and never survive, either!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly. Sonic points up at him with his left index finger.'']
 * Sonic: I've got a surprise for you too, Robuttnik!

[''Sonic jumps and spins at Robotnik. Robotnik growls and reaches into his Egg-O-Matic. He pulls out a monkey wrench with both his hands and hits Sonic with it. Sonic grunts as he gets hit, then again as he lands with a thud. Robotnik flies away, and when Sonic gets back up, he gasps as he stares in shock. He runs and spins at the iron gate blocking the entrance, but to no avail, as he grunts as he lands with a thud. His quills are now red and bent out of shape. Steam emits from them as they turn blue again.'']
 * Sonic: Yeow! Tempered steel!

[Sonic jumps and spins on the ground like a tornado, until he turns flat and stops spinning.]
 * Sonic: Reinforced concrete!

[The now-unflattened Sonic gets back up.]
 * Sonic: That mustached menace has beefed up the exits! Oh, well.

[Sonic points behind him with his left thumb.]
 * Sonic: Guess I'll make the best of my free pass and have some fun on the rides!

[''Sonic runs away. Static appears on the screen, which is used as a transition to the security monitor room, where Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all are.'']
 * Robotnik: Not as much fun as I'll have controlling them!

[Robotnik laughs evilly, then pulls a lever with his left hand.]