User blog:JPerrin/Sonic Colors Alternate Cutscenes

Movie No. 6 [Starlight Carnival. Sonic does some recon while thinking to himself.] Sonic: If I was an alien in need of saving, where would I be? [Looks at a generator junction box] Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows. Huh? [A robot boss appears. The Frigate Orcan appears instead.] Sonic: Experience has also taught me that the best way to solve problems is to kick robot butt. Dr. Eggman (speaker): Visitors are cautioned to avoid feeding, petting, or saving any aliens. Sonic: Excuse me giant killer robot. You wanna do this the hard way or the easy way? [The enemy fires at Sonic and he jumps out of the way.]

Sonic: Somehow, I knew you'd say that. Let's dance!

Movie No. 7 [Starlight Carnival. The generator is deactivated, and the light on the chain-like tractor beam disappears. Sonic sees Tails and Yacker coming towards him and waves.] Sonic: Hey, Tails. You missed the BBBE. Tails: Huh? Sonic: [strikes poses] Best Boss Beating Ever! [Tails and Yacker show faces of embarrassment.] Sonic: So, has Yacker given you any more information, or limericks, or whatever it is he's spouting? Tails: Well first, remember this translation stuff isn't 100%. Sonic: Trust me. I remember. Tails: So anyway, these aliens are made up of a REALLY powerful energy source called Hyper-go-ons. It's inside of them. Sonic: Like a battery? Tails: No. Well, sort of. It's their life source. You only got a taste of it and look at what happened. "Battery" is sort of an understatement. The funny thing: it was first translating as "horrible body odor." [Sonic sniffs his left armpit.] Tails: Anyway, it seems an evil man - and you might know him - who they call "Baldy Nosehair" was... Sonic: Wha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Baldy Nosehair?! That's the best thing that I've heard all day! I gotta remember that one. Tails: [chuckles] I know. I've already written it down. Anyway, he's draining them of their power, ALL of their power, and using it for an evil... aquatic mammal? An evil dolphin? No, a porpoise! Oh! An evil purpose! Sonic: That's great intel. Keep working on it. [Begins to run off] Tails: Hey, where ya goin'? Sonic: To find Baldy McNosehair, of course. Ha ha! I'm totally calling him McNosehair.

Movie No. 8 [Sweet Mountain. Sonic and Tails walk up to another generator junction box.] Sonic: This park is huge. Tails: Yeah. Eggman could be anywhere. [Reverse angle shows Eggman and the Egg Mobile hovering behind the generator. The Egg Mobile has two tanks with a glowing purple substance inside.] Dr. Eggman: [chuckles] Indeed I could, but I'm right here behind this generator! That's it hedgehog, stand there and be a nice little target. [Eggman pushes a button, which moves the Mind Control Ray into position. A high pitched humming is heard as Eggman starts to move the Egg Mobile into position to fire.] Sonic: Tails, is that you humming? [Tails gasps as he spots Eggman. Eggman hits the firing button on the Egg Mobile, which causes the Mind Control Ray to fire a dark purple beam at Sonic.] Tails: Sonic, look out! [Tails shoves Sonic out of the way, taking the hit for him.] Tails: AHHHH!!!! Sonic: TAILS!! [Tails takes a bit more juice, than collapses. Sonic stands up and rushes at Eggman, but Tails suddenly blocks his way, making Sonic stop short.] Sonic: Tails? Buddy? Dr. Eggman: Hoo ho ho! He's my buddy now! Sonic: What have you done to him!? Dr. Eggman: Me? I did nothing at all. Unless shooting him with my mind control beam that runs on alien energy counts as doing something to him. Does it? [Sonic tries to get past Tails, but Tails keeps cutting him off.] Dr. Eggman: To get to me you're going to have to go through your best friend. Hooo, ho ho! This turned out MUCH better than I could have hoped, and I only used a small prototype. Sonic: Enjoy it while you can. Dr. Eggman: Oh, I will. In fact, the only way to make this better would be to have you two fight. [The mind-controlled Tails aggressively approaches Sonic.] Sonic: Come on, Tails! Snap out of it, dude. You don't want to do this. [Tails raises a fist, but suddenly collapses. Sonic catches him.] Dr. Eggman: What the...? Sonic: Tails, buddy, are you alright? Tails: [confused] Huh? Where am I? Why is my nose hair tingling? Dr. Eggman: Lousy cheap alien energy! [pounds the Egg Mobile in frustration, but then spots the empty tanks] Ran out of juice! Well, I'll get more. Lots more! And then I won't just control one little punk, but the whole universe. In the meantime, enjoy the park. I'll leave you your own private tour guide. [Eggman flies off. As he leaves, a robot boss appears. A pirate ship literally made out of just desserts piloted by Captain Jelly appears] Sonic: HAHAHA! Pay up Tails, I told you he had an evil plot and coming here was a good idea. There it is straight from the horse's mouth. Tails: Uh, we didn't bet. Sonic: [slumps] Dang. [weakly waves to Tails as he leaves to fight the boss]

Movie No. 9 [Sweet Mountain. Sonic runs back as the generator powers down. Tails waves to him.] Tails: Hey, Sonic! Did you give the guide your complaint? Sonic: Oh, I gave it to him pretty good. [gives a thumbs up, then waves to Yacker] 'Sup Yacker? Yacker: [dances in celebration] Sonic: So did you get any more info out of him? Tails: It wasn't easy, but yeah. Sonic: Well, we know Eggman is going to use the energy he's stealing for a mind control weapon. Tails: Learned that one the hard way. Sonic: Do we know how Eggman is getting all these aliens? Tails: Yeah. Yeah. At first I thought Yacker was talking about how Baldy Nosehair was using burps to do it. Sonic: Hmmm, he is pretty gassy. Maybe the smell would knock 'em out. I dunno, something doesn't seem right with that. Tails: That's what I said! It made no sense. Then I made a TINY adjustment and realized he was saying "generators." Sonic: So no burps? That's a relief. Tails: Tell me about it. So basically, Eggman is using five tractor beam generators to hold their planet in orbit while he scoops the aliens all up. Sonic: Hold a whole planet?! Tails: Well, it's tiny, but still... yeah. Sonic: Ok fine. Five generators? Well, I've already leveled two. Tails: So, if my math is correct that leaves us three more of these bad boys to take out. Sonic: Nobody said there'd be math, but I'm with you, buddy! Tails: We should get moving. Yacker says the aliens don't have much time. Sonic: Once I start moving, I don't need much time. [races off] Movie No. 11 [Sonic and Tails walk together at Aquarium Park] Sonic: You know, as alien as this place is, there is something very... Eggmanish about it. Tails: I think he's transforming it somehow. Making it part of his theme park. Eggman (speaker): Attention guests. If you can hear this message, you are trespassing in an area still under renovation. If you are not a robot, please return to the main park areas and ignore anything evil you might have seen here. Thank you. Sonic: It looks like the "theme" of his park is universal domination and conquest of alien races. Tails: It's more than a theme; it's a reality. He's using them like some kind of living intergalactic gasoline. Sonic: That's pretty low, even for a sleazeball like Eggman. Eggman (speaker): [In a fast voice] Some displacement of indigenous aliens and destruction of natural resources may occur. Eggman Enterprises not responsible. [White and Cyan Wisps appear before Sonic and Tails] Sonic: You gettin' any of that? Tails: Yeah, they're totally freaked out. It sounds like they're in shock because of public transportation and a loony nurse. Oh, no wait, scratch that. They're in shock because of their planet's strange transformation and having been dragged across the universe! Sonic: Well I still can't believe he kindapped a whole planet. How dead somebody do that? Tails: They are saying it was either ice cream or a tractor beam. Sonic: Yeah, well. I'm going to guess it wasn't ice cream shooting out of those generators. Tails: If it was I would get one for back home. Sonic: Dude, I'd get two. Now if everyone will excuse me, I'm going to put a stop to these "renovations". [Sonic leaves.]

Movie No. 12 [Sonic runs to the generator and stops.] Sonic: And there's the generator! Seems like these guys are getting harder and harder to find. [The land starts shaking as Admiral Jelly's submarine appears.] I know for a fact these guys are getting harder and harder to beat. Eggman (speaker): Please remember, all planets in Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park are, as far as you know, wholly owned properties of Eggman Enterprises and its subsidiaries. All unauthorized photography, video reproduction, or shutting down of generators is strictly prohibited. Thank you. Sonic: Eggman! I AM going to save this planet, and I AM going to free these aliens. No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me. We can save a lot of time and broken robots if you just wait now! [Refreshinator gets ready and Sonic sighs] You try to be reasonable... [Runs towards Refreshinator.]

Movie No. 13 [Aquarium Park. The generator shuts down.] Sonic: Wow, sometimes I even impress myself. [Sonic is talking to the defeated Refreshinator.] For a second there I wasn't sure I was going to pull it off. Oh who am I kidding, we both knew how this would end. Tails: Uh, are you talking to the broken robot who can hear you? Sonic: Uh, maybe. That's between me and the robot. See, the important thing here is the alien planet is free. Tails: Absolutely. Sonic: So we can just forget about the whole talking to dead robots thing, right? Tails: Nope. Sonic: I knew you'd say that. Tails: Well, come on, I've seen you save the day a lot of times. But I've never seen you talk to a pile of metal. Sonic: Touché.

Movie No. 14 [Sonic is seen running to the generator.] Sonic: Man, running past all those fish put me in the mood for sushi. I doubt Eggman had the decency to put a good sushi joint in this park. Eggman (speaker): Remember ladies and gentlemen, try the newest experience here at Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, The Bucket O'Sushi. Now with FISH! Sonic: Ugh, like I was sayin'. [The Frigate Skullian appears.] Sonic: Hey, did somebody here order a clobbering? [The submarine makes a sound.] Are you sure? It says somebody ordered an extra large clobbering topped with everything. [The submarine blinks.] Hmm, okay... tell ya what. I can't take this thing back so I'll give you an extra large clobbering for nothing. Hope you're hungry.

Movie No. 15 [Asteroid Coaster. The generator shuts down and Sonic lands from a jump.] Tails: Great job Sonic. Sonic: You know me. I aim to please. Tails: Well, I'm TOTALLY pleased... and a little nauseous... [Rubbing his stomach.] I grabbed a bite at The Bucket O' Sushi. Sonic: What's the verdict? Tails: [Putting his hands on his mouth.] His cruelty knows no bounds.

Movie No. 16 [In Planet Wisp, Sonic is seen running and stops.] Sonic: What is this place? Whoa. This is where he converts them into the strange... negative... aliens with the freaky energy. [Tails arrives flying.] Tails: Oh, there you are. I thought I lost you for a second. Did you find... anything... interesting? Look at all of them. He's captured thousands of aliens. Sonic: Don't worry. We'll get 'em out. Tails: Sonic, I haven't seen Yacker for a while. Sonic: You'll have to excuse me buddy... I have a generator to shut down. [Sonic leaves while a concerned Tails looks at the captured aliens.]

Movie No. 17 [The Refreshinator is hovering near the generator and Sonic walks in.] Sonic: You know, I don't like what you're doing to my friends in there. It's messed up. So I'm gonna mess you up. [Stretching.] Yeah, that's right. I'm stretching. You got a problem with that? I wanna be able to fully enjoy taking you apart without some pulled muscle slowing me down. Okay, now I'm ready. Of course, if you want to run away, please feel free. There's no shame in it... Well, maybe a little shame. [Shrugging.] You guys don't talk much do you? Fair enough. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Movie No. 18 [Planet Wisp. Sonic lands by the generator as it shuts down.] Sonic: Whew! that was almost difficult. [Tails arrives.] Tails: Sonic! You did it! Sonic: Couldn't have done it without you, buddy! Tails: Thanks! Hey, we both deserve some kind of reward. Sonic: Yeah! Let's go to an amusement park or something! Tails: Ha ha, right. But, one that's, y'know, less evil than this one. [They both laugh.] Sonic: So, are all the aliens getting free? Tails: Looks like it. Once the power went off the locks vanished. I hope Yacker's OK. Sonic: I think he'll be fine. You don't think the weapon you were shot with still works? Tails: Not without power flowing to it. I think we're all good. Sonic: That's what I like to hear. [They both leave.]