User blog:ZionWWBU2001/What Happens When You Mess with Me

Several instances of people messing with me for no apparent reason..

1:


 * Zion plays Sonic Spinball*

Neo: *pokes Zion*

Zion: Stop.

Neo: *pokes Zion again*

Zion: STOP.

Neo: *pokes Zion once again*


 * Game Over!*

Zion: *breathes heavily* Oh, I almost forgot!

Neo: What?

Zion: *uppercuts Neo* Never should have let me play Street Fighter.

2:


 * Zion studying for a test*

Random Student: Hey, Zion.

Zion: What?

Random Student: Hey, Zion.

Zion: Again, what?!

Zion: WHAT?!

Random Student: Orange you glad I didn't say it again? *laughs*

Zion: Hey, you!

Random Student: Yeah?

Zion: *Shin Shoryukens Random Student*


 * everyone looks at Zion*

Zion: What?! If he gonna look and act like a man, I'm gonna act like my name is Ken, and uppercut the crap out of that *bleeep*.

Teacher: Zion. Go to ISS.

Zion: Oh, I'M GONNA GO TO ISS?! YOU'RE GONNA TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!! *Shoryukens Teacher*

3:


 * Zion editing stuff*

Zion: OK. That one's done. Now-


 * Threw It On The Ground plays*

Zion: Wha?


 * shows somebody messing up a page*

Zion: WHAT THE JAHOVA?


 * sees his profile trashed*

Zion: *GOES SUPER SAIYAN*

(10 minutes later)

Troller: *snickers* Now, the admins...


 * crash!*

Troller: AH! WHO'RE YOU?!

Zion: Who am I? WHO AM I?! WHO AM I?! I'm the guy that beats the crap out of trolls for a living!!! *beats up Troll*

(1 moment later)

Zion: AND NEXT TIME YOU TROLL, EXPECT ME DOING A SPIRIT BOMBA AT YOUR ROOM!

Troll: *sits in corner whimpering*

ZIon: Freakin' disgrace.

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Neo: Is that what really happens?

Zion: If only, man. If only.