Board Thread:Sonic Boom/@comment-11584028-20161112150610/@comment-24658561-20161112185745

Oh, you silly, silly Sonic fan. Don't you understand that officially saying something and officially executing something are two completely different things? If Sticks was anything like her description on the official Boom website, we actually might have an interesting character with a compelling story instead of a walking joke generator who constantly screams paranoid stuff in an annoying voice and you wouldn't want that now, would you? Remember, if a Sonic story has any form of substance, it will inevitably turn into the next Sonic 06 and destroy us all. So it's much better to just make the fans believe that there is anything of substance instead of having any actual substance. Now go watch a video of Sonic and Tails saying "BaldyMcNosehair" for a whole hour so those silly thoughts will be washed out of your silly head.