User blog comment:'Sonic the Hedgehog'/Which villain is more evil and sinister? Eggman or Bowser?/@comment-2217338-20110903152853

OKAY! BOWSER IS A BRUTE DINOSAUR-TURTLE HYBRID THAT CAN BREATH FIRE AND ACTUALLY HAS A LIFE, EGGMAN IS A FAT GOOD FOR NOTHING LOSER WHO CREATES ROBOTS BECAUSE HE HAS NO SOCIAL LIFE AND KEEPS LOSING TO A HEDGEHOG, AND CLOVER IS WASTING HIS TIME PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE HE ISN'T