So Long Sucker/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "So Long Sucker".

[''The episode begins with Sonic running through the forest path. He passes by a barn and a billboard, then slows to a halt when an interdimensional portal appears behind him. He turns his attention to it.'']
 * Sonic: Wow! What a light show! Almost looks like it cracked through to another dimension!

[The portal begins to close.]
 * Sonic: It's closin' up! Man, that was one strange window to another world! Time to zip, Kip!

[''Sonic runs away. Just before the portal can completely close, Goobster, a small black glob-type creature comes out of the portal. Goobster hums as he bounces across the forest, then he stops and looks around.'']
 * Goobster: Huh?

[''Goobster screams, then sees Sonic run down the forest path. Goobster wimpers, and tears pour from his eyes. He bounces across the forest path. The screen then transitions to the next scene, and the camera moves to the right side of the screen, where Tails is at a picnic table, stirring a pot of chili with a spoon he is holding in his left hand. There is a plate of chili dogs near the bowl of chili. Sonic runs up to the table, wearing a white bib and holding a fork in his left hand and a knife in his right. He sniffs the chili dogs.'']
 * Sonic: Someone say chili dogs?
 * Tails: Cool! You're just in time for lunch!

[''Sonic pulls the plate of chili dogs towards him with both his hands. Tails stares and scowls at Sonic as he does this.'']
 * Sonic: Better make some for yourself, too!

[''Tails walks away. Goobster hops across the ground and onto the picnic table, where Sonic is holding one of the chili dogs in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Hmmm. Could use a little more pepper!

[''Goobster screams as Sonic reaches for him with his left hand. Sonic grabs him without realizing it, and shakes him over the chili dogs. When nothing comes out, Sonic spanks Goobster with his left hand, and Goobster growls. Stars spin around Goobster's head.'']
 * Sonic: Hey, this thing's out of pepper!

[Tails, who is carrying a pepper shaker in both his hands, runs up to Sonic.]
 * Tails: Here, I got some more!

[''Tails shakes the pepper onto Goobster, and Goobster grows as he gears up to sneeze. He sneezes at Sonic and Tails, blowing them down with the force of his sneeze. He continues sneezing as he bounces on the ground.'']
 * Tails: What's that?
 * Sonic: Beats me! A gravy stain with a head cold?

[''Sonic and Tails walk up to Goobster. Goobster bounces up to Tails, sighs happily, and purrs as he rubs up against Tails.'']
 * Tails: Hey, I think he likes me!

[''Goobster bounces happily. He then jumps into Tails' left hand, and Tails turns his attention to Sonic.'']
 * Tails: Can we keep him, Sonic?
 * Sonic: I'd like to, Tails, but it wouldn't be fair! We're on the go!
 * Tails: I promise I'll take care of him! He won't be any trouble, honest!
 * Sonic: Oh, all right, but just till' we can find out where his home is!

[Goobster jumps excitedly upon hearing this.]
 * Tails: Yeah! Hear that, little Goobster? Hey, that's what I'll name him; Goobster!

[Goobster jumps onto Tails' tails, then onto the ground.]
 * Sonic: The Goobster, eh? I like it! It's got dignity! Welcome to the groop, Goob! Hey! That's my lunch!

[''Sonic runs towards Goobster, who is eating from the plate of chili dogs. He spits out the plate, and Sonic catches it in both his hands. She stares in shock at the single crumb left on it. He picks it up with his left thumb and index finger and flicks it, but Goobster bounces up to it and eats it.'']
 * Tails: Wow, isn't that great? Goobster likes chili dogs as much as we do!
 * Sonic: "Won't be any trouble", huh?

[''Goobster sneezes and flies into a tree. He then slides down it.'']
 * Tails: Hey, Sonic!

[''Sonic turns to face Tails, whom the camera moves up to. Tails is bouncing Goobster in his left hand. He then bounces him into his right hand, then back to his left.'']
 * Tails: Look what me and Goobster can do!

[''Tails then spins Goobster on his left index finger, and Goobster screams. He groans when he stops spinning, and stars spin around his head.'']
 * Tails: Okay, Goobster, slam dunk!

[''Tails bounces Goobster with both his hands, and flies into the air. He then shapes his tails into a basketball hoop, which Goobster jumps through. Tails then flies away, and Goobster bounces after him.'']
 * Sonic: It's Goobster the Hoopster, and the crowd goes wild!

[Sonic imitates a crowd cheering, and Tails walks up to the picnic table.]
 * Tails: You want another chili dog?

[''Goobster bounces, pants, and barks excitedly. Tails picks up the empty plate with both his hands, and Goobster stares in shock at it. He then cries, with tears flowing from his eyes, and bounces unhappily. Sonic, who is no longer wearing his bib, leans his right hand against a tree.'']
 * Sonic: That's four dozen chili dogs today! That Goobster's a glutton!

[The camera moves over to Tails as Goobster continues bouncing unhappily around him.]
 * Tails: Goobster, no! Down, boy!

[Tails points his left index finger at the ground, and Goobster jumps into the air.]
 * Tails: Goobster!

[''Goobster grows, and sucks up the tree Sonic was leaning against. Tails runs up to Sonic. They then look up at Scratch and Grounder, both of whom are dressed like pilots, and flying fighter planes shaped like pumps of bug spray.'']
 * Scratch: The bots are back!

[The camera zooms out on Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Uh, uh, tell me again what our new name is.
 * Scratch: We're the pest control patrol!
 * Grounder: Oh, yeah. And we're after the biggest pest of all! Ha ha! Let him have it!

[''Scratch and Grounder dive at Sonic and Tails, the latter of whom is sitting in a chair as Goobster lands on his head. Sonic turns to face him.'']
 * Sonic: Hey, squirt, how long you been chewing that gum?

[Tails is now holding a blue flag with Sonic's face on it in his left hand.]
 * Tails: Uh, three weeks?

[Tails takes the gum out of his mouth with his left thumb and index finger.]
 * Sonic: Perfect! Hand it over!

[Tails puts the gum in Sonic's left hand.]
 * Tails: Sonic! Sonic!
 * Goobster: Mama! Mama! Mama!

[''Sonic runs away, and into a canyon. Grounder follows him in.'']
 * Grounder: Ha ha! This time I'm ready for you!

[''Grounder turns his plane to its port side. Sonic then reaches the other end of the canon and puts Tails' gum on the rock on the left side with his right hand. He then stretches it and puts it on the rock on the right side with the same hand. He then runs back in front of the stretched gum and taps his right foot impatiently.'']
 * Sonic: I'm waiting!

[Grounder flies his plane into the gum, which stretches.]
 * Grounder: Huh?

[''The gum pushes Grounder's plane back like a slingshot, causing it to fly back into the air. The camera moves over to Sonic, who is dressed in an artist's shirt and beret, and holding a palette in his left hand and a paintbrush in his right. He paints a bullseye on the mountain in front of him. He then runs back as Grounder's plane flies into the bullseye and explodes.'']
 * Sonic: Ah, smashing!

[Sonic holds up his left thumb, then runs up to Grounder's wrecked plane.]
 * Sonic: I wonder if Tails is gonna want his gum back.