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Except it wasn't Jar Jar Binks who died! It was Cream who knocked out and put in a Jar Jar costume! The real Jar Jar was disquised as Cream! Jar Jar quickly took out a child friendly laser blaster (cause real guns are too violent for the kiddies) and shot down Amy, proving that Han didn't shoot first. It was Jar Jar Binks! Just to prove how cool he was, he aimed his blaster at the war elephant all the way on Tattoine and shot it too!

"Don't mess with Mistah Binks!"