Board Thread:Speculation, Theories, and Rumors./@comment-24024381-20140107001957/@comment-24252369-20140115222424

Neon Girl Star wrote:

MoonMoonTheWolf wrote:

Ultimate Silver Fan wrote:

The people who hate wolves?

Why yes, most certainly! I myself despise and fear hedgehogs but I still like to play a video game series with a hedgehog being the main character.

I hate them because I once hunted down a hedgehog and tried to eat it but it got away leaving a sharp pain and I started bleeding in my mouth.

My pack said I was a dumb wolf this...that was actually the day I gave up on any future as a pack leader and left that woods in Alaska, and started trying to casually blend in with the human society. They only didn't shoot me because I acted like a dog. One kind man adopted me, and one day caught me typing human scentences in English on his PC keyboard...he was amazed, I went viral on the internet, and soon landed a job as a marketing agent at Old Spice. A year later they featured me in a line of scripted online Old Spice advertisement videos as "the Wolfdog". They ended the series by making a scene with me as "Wolfdog" getting fired and arrested for murder and destruction. (Fun Fact: Later during the 2013 American Super Bowl, the guys at Old Spice decided to make another wolf commercial after my success. This time though, to "make it more realistic", they used two wild wolves. One of them was my brother, actaully. It didn't go so well for the filming crew after that though...)

In reality I still work at Old Spice as a proffesional agent. Now that I have my own home, PC, and electronics I spend my free time with my human lady friends and playing video games- my newfound human addiction. That's why I came here as a contribuor.

Sorry I went off-topic; I was just explaining how people who hate wolves would still be able to enjoy a game like this. You're not a real wolf, We all know that. I would like it if we would all be truthful with each other.

I most certainly am a real wolf. Here was the introduction of me that was made for my marketing job Old Spice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPQmhlbxP-4

See- that's proof right there!