User:SalaComMander

 "Ignorance will get you nowhere"

- SalaComMander, seems to say this almost too often

"So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"

- The Joker

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-SalaComMander



...and he in no way

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(Bring on the chili-dogs!)



(Refer to the Joker quote at the top)

(Coincides with the previous userbox)

(Again refer to the previous two)















(Creator of the Namesiw & EXP cross-over)









































(I kid you not, this is getting ridiculous)











(Only in the world of SatAM is this acceptable)

(SEGA did not create Sally)







(I'm the #1 supporter of this. Thanks to Cloudthehedgehog12 for making this)

(Sir Dagonet at your service)

<==Made that myself, too

(Blue wisps have sharp minds and are very good leaders. Whenever they decide to do something big, they are almost always successful. They also enjoy stacking each other)

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♪ *wolf whistle* ♫

Friends
Let's say I consider myself to be Sonic (completely hypothetical), these users would be these characters:

Miles "Tails" Prower = CoconutTheVixen Mainly for the whole Sonic Heroes 2 thing

Knuckles The Echidna = 58SlugDrones! Oh we're good friends, really, we just can't tolerate each other

Amy Rose = Sonicrox14 Not implying she's in love with me or anything, I'm just saying that she thinks I'm awesome whereas I don't

Shadow The Hedgehog = Murphyshane Because I know he would want to be Shadow

Tikal The Echidna = Tikal411 Because she said so

Jet The Hawk = JaketheHedgehog He thinks we're rivals...I really don't care...fits Jet perfectly

Cream The Rabbit = Katrins Aww aren't you judt the cutest thing XD

Manic The Hedgehog = Sonic &amp; Scrab Master He has even referred to me as "brother"

Mario = Supermorff I refuse to say why

This section is subject to updates.

Namesiw
Check the side...thingy...to see a bunch of information about my fan character, Namesiw.



Pictures
Welcome to my room, you may know it by another name. So you know, there's more to my collection than what is depicted, and more pictures are on their way.







My room doesn't have proper lighting in this section









Keep going down...

Prepare youself...