It Wasn't Me, It Was the One-Armed Hedgehog/Transcript

This is transcript for the Sonic Boom episode It Wasn't Me, It Was the One-Armed Hedgehog.

[Scene: Eggman's Lair, day.]
 * [''Eggman was dusting his gadgets"]
 * Dr.Eggman: Pretty, pretty, pretty, my toys so full of evil. It warms my stony heart to think of the bad that we'll achieve. Oh, your much fun, Oh, so much fun 'cause I am your creator, from tiny robot pickpockets to my Particle Accelerator? My Particle Accelerator![Screams] My birds![Screams again]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day.]


 * Beaver Policeman: So, Dr. Eggman does this particle accelerator have any distinguishing feautures that will help us identify it?
 * Dr.Eggman: Lets see, it has a small scratch on its left side so there's that and also, it's a Particle Accelerator! You got a lot of those roaming the streets of your village! Hmm, genius? I'm sorry, I'm just so upset!
 * Sonic: [Bites into a chili dog] I've never seen him like this, I kind of like it

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, hallway.]


 * Orbot: And this is Dr.Eggman's Thinkcubator, where he hatches his brilliant ideas, get it? [Crickets chirping can be heard] Pearls before swine and it was from here, that Dr.Eggman's Particle Accelerator was stolen
 * Tourists: [Gasp dramatically]
 * Mike the Ox: Not his Particle Accelerator, I was hoping to get a picture with it. This tour bites.
 * Dr.Eggman: It was about yay big, it was made of polished titanium, it accelerated particles am I leaving anything out?
 * Sonic: [Bored] Someone wanna remind me why I'm here?
 * Dr.Eggman: Because you stole it! [Turns around and points at Sonic]
 * Tourists: [Gasp dramatically]
 * Sonic: That's nuts
 * Dr.Eggman: If it wasn't you, then why was my lair littered with ... chili dog scraps? [Camera shows scraps of chili dogs on the floor]
 * Tourists: [Gasp dramatically]
 * Sonic: [Eats chili dog, leaving only a piece of the bun] I don't know [Throws the bun piece on the floor]
 * '''Tourists: [Gasp dramatically]
 * Dr.Eggman: And look at these footprints

[Camera shows footprints]
 * Beaver Policeman: [Looks at Sonic, footprints lead to where he's sitting. Places Sonic foot onto the footprint and looks at the bottom of Sonic's shoe that is an exact match]
 * Tourists: [Gasp dramatically]
 * Sonic: Would you stop gasping dramatically?
 * Tourists: [Gasp dramatically again]
 * Sonic: Seriously guys, I'm the hero [Points to Eggman] He's the villain, I'm mean he has an evil lair [Gestures to Eggman's Lair] He has mindless henchmen, No offense
 * Cubot: No, I think you're on to something here
 * Beaver Policeman: Sorry, Doctor Eggman I'd love to close this case but before I can arrest Sonic I'm gonna need more. Like, if this was part of a pattern
 * Wolf Policeman: [Carrying a crate] Sarge what do you want me to put this crate of recent photos of crime scenes, where partial eaten chili dogs and Sonic-shaped footprints were found?
 * Tourists: [Gasp dramatically]
 * Beaver Policeman: That'll do it. Sonic T. Hedgehog, you are under arrest you have the right to remain silent.