User blog comment:Mystic Monkey/☃/@comment-26113388-20131204221131/@comment-26113388-20131206150503

I would never make a good father. I'm no good with kids. Imagine this:

Random women: Excuse me sir, I left my purse in the bathroom, could you look after this little one for a moment?

Me: Soitenly.

(in a mintute)

Women: Hey, where's my kid!?

Me: I don't know, a guy with a scabby beard said he'd take care of her...