Close Encounter of the Sonic Kind/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Close Encounter of the Sonic Kind".

[''The episode begins in the desert. In the distance, Scratch and Grounder can be heard running along the road.'']
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Yes, sirree! Dr. Robotnik's really outdone himself this time! Bwahaha!

[''Scratch and Grounder can now be seen running down the road. Grounder is carrying Dr. Robotnik's latest invention, the Electro Suction Plate, in his left arm.'']
 * Grounder: Yeah, this new Electro Suction Plate is gonna stop that hyperactive hedgehog for good!

[Scratch and Grounder stop near a boulder.]
 * Scratch: Here, this is perfect! Sonic will be coming any second.

[Grounder puts the Electro Suction Plate on the ground.]
 * Grounder: Electro Suction plate positioned,

[Grounder salutes with his right hand, then rolls up to Scratch, who is behind the boulder, holding a remote control in his right hand.]
 * Scratch: And activated!

[''Scratch presses a button on the remote with his right index finger. The Electro Suction Plate emits a beam.'']
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Heh heh! Sonic won't even be able to move his tiniest little toe, once he gets stuck in this suction beam!

[Behind the boulder, Grounder's head springs up and down as he and Scratch laugh.]
 * Scratch: Bwahaha!
 * Grounder: Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!

[''Scratch and Grounder look up at the beam, which leads out of Mobius' orbit, and into space. There, a spaceship piloted by Prince Charnock, a human/squid hybrid, and his assistant, Splorg, a floating red amoeba with glasses, flies toward the beam.'']
 * Prince Charnock: I say, isn't that Mobius down there? We must pop in for a visit!
 * Splorg: No, no, no! Prince Charnock, your vacation is over. We must return home! You're going to be crowned king in just two hours!
 * Prince Charnock: But I've always wanted to see Mobius! Ha ha! It's one of those planets my baby brother wants to blow up so much! Ha ha! It'll just be a quick visit, Splorg.

[Prince Charnok's spaceship flies into the beam, which pulls it down towards Mobius' orbit.]
 * Prince Charnok [heard offscreen]: I say, extraordinary gravity on this planet!

[''Back on Mobius, Sonic runs across the road, until he comes to a stop. Tails is flying behind him, holding a map in both his right hand, which he then unfolds with his left.'']
 * Sonic: Hold it! Time out! Hey Tails, does that map say anything about a UFO crossing here?
 * Tails: What's a UFO?

[Sonic points upwards with his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: That white thing zooming in for a landing!

[''As Prince Charnock's spaceship continues falling, Scratch and Grounder peer out from behind the boulder. Prince Charnock's spaceship casts a shadow over them. Scratch and Grounder look at each other, then they look up.'']
 * Scratch: Huh?
 * Grounder: What's that?

[Prince Charnock's spaceship falls closer to Scratch and Grounder, who both stare in shock.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Aaaah!

[Scratch and Grounder duck behind the boulder as Prince Charnock's spaceship lands on the Electro Suction Plate and explodes.]
 * Sonic: Uh-oh! A crash landing! We'd better check it out, sprout!

[''Sonic runs toward the impact site, with Tails flying behind him. Prince Charnock's spaceship is now in pieces, and Prince Charnock, unharmed, walks out of his wrecked spaceship.''
 * Prince Charnock: I say, what a jolly good ride! Oooh, I like this planet already!

[''Scratch and Grounder peer out from behind the boulder. Splorg, who now has stars flying around his head, floats out of the wrecked spaceship.'']
 * Splorg: Oh, your Princeliness, just look at this mess! Pieces of our spaceship are everywhere!

[''Prince Charnock walks back to Splorg, holding his camera in both his hands. He is completely oblivious to the state of his spaceship.'']
 * Prince Charnock: Let's take a little tour, Splorg. I want to snap a few photos for the royal vacation scrapbook.
 * Grounder: What are they?
 * Scratch: I don't know, but we're never gonna catch Sonic with them blocking the Electro Suction Plate!

[Scratch and Grounder walk onto the road, and Grounder turns his left drill into a cannon.]
 * Scratch: Whoever you are, if you don't want to get hurt, get off this road right now!

[''Splorg stares in shock and gasps. Prince Charnock turns and sees Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Prince Charnock: Oh, look! Native Mobius people.

[Prince Charnock takes pictures of Scratch and Grounder with his camera.]
 * Grounder: We said, "get off the road"!

[''Grounder fires a net from his cannon and uses it to catch Prince Charnock and Splorg. Scratch picks up the net with both his hands. Grounder then fires a hook and chain from his cannon, which latches onto Prince Charnock's wrecked spaceship.'']
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Well, lookie here, Tails,

[Scratch and Grounder turn their attention to Sonic, who is now standing behind them, with Tails flying next to him.]
 * Sonic: It's those robotic rejects, Scratch and Grounder, up to no good again!
 * Scratch and Grounder: The hedgehog!

[''Grounder reels his hook and chain back in. He then turns around and fires it at Sonic and Tails, who both stare in shock, then move out of the way just in time. Sonic runs up to Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Sonic: You missed, guys! But tell you what, I'll give you another try.

[Scratch and Grounder pounce at Sonic, who runs around them.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Ow-how-how!

[When Sonic stops, he is now holding the net with Prince Charnock and Splorg in it with both his hands.]
 * Sonic: Aww, too bad, you lose again. Now you've gotta forefeit all the extraterrestrials you've collected so far!

[''Sonic releases Prince Charnock and Splorg from the net, then uses the net to scoop up Scratch and Grounder. He then runs off with the net.'']
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: But I got a consolation prize for you;

[Sonic stops at the top of a cliff.]
 * Sonic: An all-expense-paid trip all the way down this thousand-foot cliff!

Scratch and Grounder scream as they fall down the cliff and land with a crash. Tails flies up to Sonic.'']
 * Sonic: That'll teach them to treat visitors with a little more respect!

[''Sonic runs back to Prince Charnock, with Tails flying behind him. Prince Charnock applauds.'']
 * Prince Charnock: Whoo hoo! Jolly good show! Well done! Is Mobius always this exciting? Ha ha!

[Splorg flies up to Prince Charnock.]
 * Splorg: Your highness, you're not paying attention!
 * '"Prince Charnock: I am Prince Charnock, soon to be King Charnock of the planet Rhombus!

[Prince Charnock shakes Sonic's right hand with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Nice to meet you. My name's Sonic, and this is my best bud, Tails.

[Tails shakes Prince Charnock's right hand with his right hand.]
 * Tails: Hi!
 * Splorg: My liege, I implore you to look at our spaceship. We're in very great danger here!
 * Prince Charnock: Could the two of you perhaps lead us on a short tour of your marvelous planet? Ha ha! I'd be absolutely thrilled!

[An irritated Splorg flies up to Prince Charnock.]
 * Splorg: Prince Charnock, unless we think of something right now, your baby brother will blow up this marvelous planet with us still on it!
 * Sonic and Tails: What? Mobius blown up?

[Prince Charnock picks up Sonic in his left arm and Tails in his right.]
 * Prince Charnock: Oh, don't worry, as long as we're home in two hours for my coronation, noone's going to blow anybody up! And we'll get there on time, our trusty spaceship is sitting right here.

[Prince Carnock stares in shock and drops Sonic and Tails upon seeing his wrecked spaceship.]
 * Prince Charnock: Aaaah! Splorg! Our ship is in pieces! Why didn't you tell me about this?

[Splorg flies up to Prince Charnock.]
 * Splorg: Oh, there must be an easier way for a flying amoeba to earn a living.

[''Prince Charnock puts his hands on Sonic's shoulders. Tails is now flying next to Sonic.'']
 * Prince Charnock: Sonic! Oh, we're done for! My baby brother legally becomes king if I'm not there for my coronation!
 * Sonic: And he can blow up Mobius then?
 * Prince Charnock: Yes! He'll have the power to do it! What are we going to do?
 * Sonic: There's only one thing to do, Prince! We gotta shift it into high gear and get you out of here!
 * Tails: All right! Yeah!
 * Splorg: Oh, yeah!
 * Prince Charnock: Jolly good show!
 * Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg: How?
 * Sonic: Can you repair the ship if you've got all the pieces together?
 * Prince Charnock: Oh, yes.
 * Splorg: But we'll never be able to gather them all in time!
 * Sonic: Oh, yeah? Care to guess why they call me "Sonic"?

[''Sonic runs away. As he runs across the desert, Prince Charnock takes pictures with his camera.'']
 * Prince Charnock: Oooh! Now this is good!

[Sonic runs past the view of Prince Charnock's camera.]
 * Sonic: Unbelievable!

[''Sonic continues running across the desert. He then runs up to Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg, having gathered most of the spaceship's pieces, which he sets down in front of Prince Charnock.'']
 * Sonic: There you go, one pile of parts for a prince!
 * Prince Charnock: Bravo! Reconstitute, Splorg!
 * Splorg: Automatic reconstitution commencing.

[''Splorg presses a button on the watch in his left wrist with his right index finger. The pieces of the spaceship fly onto the spaceship, repairing it. However, there are still two pieces missing.'']
 * Splorg: Oh, no, you princeliness! There are still pieces missing!

[Splorg flies up to the spaceship's cockpit.]
 * Splorg: The cockpit's Pressurizing Canopy,

[Splorg flies up to the ship's engine and looks inside.]
 * Splorg: And, oh, no! The Navigational Nose Cone with embedded miniaturized steering chip!

[Prince Charnock walks up to Splorg.]
 * Prince Charnock: What?
 * Splorg: We'll never find Rhombus without it!

[Sonic runs up to Prince Charnock and Splorg.]
 * Sonic: All right, folks! Take a chill pill! There's still loads of time left!
 * Splorg: Only an hour and forty minutes now.

[Tails flies up to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: And we're gonna find em' and get you back to Rhombus before you can say, "E.T. Go Home!"! Are you with me?
 * Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg: Yeah! Yeah!
 * Prince Charnock: Oh, jolly good! We get to tour Mobius after all!

[Prince Charnock applauds.]