Sonic Racer/Transcript

[Scene: Robotropolis.]
 * Sonic: It’s cool ladies, come on, I’ll show you the pipes. Check it out, Sal.
 * Sally: Definitely carrying electricity.
 * Sonic: That’s it, the main generator plant.
 * Bunnie: My my, there sure are a lot of guards
 * Sonic: No prob, I’ll handle the butt-bots.
 * Sally: See you inside, Sonic.
 * Sonic: Good luck. [whistling] How you doing Swat-butt? Yo, anyone ever tell you guys that you’re ugly and you dress funny? Let me be the first, you’re ugly and you dress funny. Sayonara!
 * Sonic: [whistles] Aww, too bad, now it’s broken. But nice shootin’!
 * Sally: Ugh, locked. Bunnie, if you please?
 * Bunnie: Be my pleasure darling! After you.
 * Sonic: Hey Bot-heads! It’s Saturday night, you guys need a serious bath.
 * Sally: Ugh, that’s it; the alarm system is shut down. Do it Bunny.
 * Bunnie: Ahhh!
 * Sally: Whoa! That is some computer!
 * Bunnie: It sure is. What now Sally-girl?
 * Sally: I’m gonna overload this sucker.
 * Bunnie: Whoa! Something sure is happening.
 * Sally: That’s it, come on!
 * Sonic: Get a grip, guys. Moto-rama time!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Snively: Er, Dr. Robotnik?
 * Robotnik: What is it Snively? I’m busy…try it now, Cluck. Now, Snively?
 * Snivley: He’s gone, sir.
 * Robotnik: Who is gone?
 * Snivley: The hedgehog, sir.
 * Robotnik: The hedgehog? Where?!
 * Snivley: Near the backlands, sir. He was with the Princess and Bunny Rabbot.
 * Robotnik: Order code red alert.
 * Snivley: Yes sir. Mmmm, there’s another problem sir, the main generator.
 * Robotnik: That hedgehog! Ugh! Nooo! Agh!

[Scene Change: Outside Robotropolis.]
 * Sonic/Sally/Bunnie: Yeah!
 * Sonic: Past cool, we did it! That outta slow old metal-head down for a while!
 * Bunnie: Heck, without electricity, he’s nothing but history.
 * Sonic: Yo, Sal, how about showing a little enthusiasm here. What’s up?
 * Sally: Oh, we need to shut down his backup generator too.
 * Sonic: Maybe there isn’t a backup. Ehhh, wrong.
 * Sally: Oh, I knew it, I knew it!
 * Sonic: Don’t worry, Sal. We’ll get him next time.

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: Those freedom fighters are beginning to concern me, Snively. We must think of a way to eliminate the hedgehog.
 * Snivley: I know a way sir.
 * Robotnik: I’m waiting, Snively.
 * Snivley: We appeal to the hedgehog’s inflated ego, sir.
 * Robotnik: His ego?
 * Snivley: Yes sir, with a speed contest.
 * Robotnik: Mmmm, I like it Snively. The hedgehog won’t be able to resist the temptation! I’ll have him right in the palm of my hand.

[Scene Change: Knothole.]
 * Sonic: Speed contest - to determine the fastest on Mobius, trophy to the winner, tomorrow at fourteen-hundred hours. Come one, come all. Man, whose Robutt-nik kidding? Haha, he already knows who’s the fastest.
 * Tails: It’s you, huh Sonic!
 * Sonic: You got it big guy.
 * Sally: Sonic, it’s just another one of Robotnik’s traps.
 * Sonic: Yeah, he must think I’m really stupid. I’ll win that race no prob.
 * Sally: Uh-huh. You’re kidding, right?
 * Sonic: I’m kidding wrong! I can beat anything Robutt-nik has.
 * Sally: What about the backup generator mission?
 * Sonic: It’s cool! I’ll be a diversion, and cover you guys.
 * Sally: Huh, I just, I don’t think it’s a good idea Sonic. Robotnik can really hurt you!
 * Sonic: Hey, I’m still here, aren’t I? No prob. I got the juice.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
 * Snivley: It’s ready, sir.
 * Robotnik: Start it now.
 * Snivley: Go!
 * Robotnik: Oooh, yes!
 * Snivley: Five-hundred miles per hour, sir.
 * Robotnik: Oh, that’s good. That’s very good indeed. Particularly since it was only going half-speed. Surprise, surprise, hedgehog.

[Scene Change: Knothole.]
 * Bunnie: And then the little old Red-Riding Hood said, “Why, grand-mama, what big red eyes y’all have!” And the big ugly old wolf says, “The better to see y’all with my dear”.
 * Tails: That wolf is nasty, huh Bunny.
 * Bunnie: Nasty as a one-eyed snake, Sugar. Uh, you okay Sally-girl?
 * Sally: I’m just worried about Sonic tomorrow. It’s too dangerous for him to be alone in the city just for that silly race.
 * Tails: Nah-uh! It’s not a silly race. It’s cool, and Sonic’s gonna win!
 * Sally: I’m sure he will, Honey [kiss]. But sometimes he’s too stubborn and he just takes too many chances.
 * Bunnie: Oh, that sugar-hog is hard to bring down, Sally. He’ll be okay.
 * Sally: I hope you’re right, Bunny. Oh.

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: Any sign of the hedgehog?
 * Snivley: No sir.
 * Robotnik: The miserable little rodent will be here, mark my word.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
 * Bunnie: This is too weird. No Swatbots!
 * Antoine: Um, where are the Swatbots?
 * Sally: At the race.
 * Antoine: Uh, then I like this too very much.
 * Sally: Duck!
 * Antoine: Duck? Where? [making scared mumbling noises]
 * Bunnie: Y’all can come out now, Antoine.
 * Antoine: The duck is gone?

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: That’s the hedgehog! Bring in our little surprise, Snively.
 * Snivley: Yes sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: This is my competition? Couple slow-mo hover-heads? Man, then I’m wasting my time. What is this? That’s a little better, but still no contest. I mean, come on, doesn’t Robutt-nik know who he’s up against here?
 * Robotnik: Well, well, well. Who is this? Little Red-Rodent Hood? Haha, a little shy are we? No matter, on with the race! And may my best machine win.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
 * Sally: Sounds like the race is about to start. Come on!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Snivley: There are no rules in this race, except to stay on the marked course. On your marks....Go!
 * Sonic: Uhh! Don’t get too pumped, Chrome-Dome. I’m just crusin’. Hey! That is rude!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: Is the first Sonic surprise ready, Snively?
 * Snivley: Ready and waiting sir.
 * Robotnik: Haha, it warms the cockles of my heart.
 * Snivley: I know the feeling sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Ahh!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Snivley: Um!
 * Robotnik: No! Ahh!
 * Snivley: I promise sir, the next trap will not fail.
 * Robotnik: I hope so, Snively. For your sake…
 * Snivley: Ugh.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
 * Antoine: All this peace and quiet makes me sweating.
 * Bunnie: Everything makes you sweating, Antoine. But you’re still a little muffin!
 * Sally: That’s it! Nicole, download city schematic.
 * Nicole: Accessing, Sally.
 * Bunnie: Here it is, Sally-girl.
 * Sally: Nicole, sector ten, quadrant three, block six, building two-A, interior only.
 * Nicole: Accessing.
 * Sally: That’s the backup generator alright. Now how do we get past those guards without Sonic?

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Whoa! Huh, oh man! Roadhog! They actually think that’s gonna stop me? No brainers. Huh! Hasta la vista, hover-heads!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
 * Sally: Aha, this skylight here is our way in.
 * Bunnie: You meanin’ we gotta get up on that little old roof, right?
 * Sally: Yes, somehow.
 * Antoine: Mmmm. I am just thinking.
 * Bunnie: Well, think quietly! I can’t concentrate with all that darn hummin’.
 * Antoine: Ahem.
 * Bunnie: Antoine, y’all are dearly starting to tick me off.
 * Antoine: Mmm? No, I am not even wearing my watch.
 * Sally: [clicks] I know how to do it. Come on!
 * Antoine: Ahem.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Ahh! Lemme go bolt-bones! This is cheatin’! Ugh!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: Oh, the toxic pit is a nice touch, Snively. A very nice touch.
 * Snivley: I’m rather proud of it sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Ugh! Ow! Come on hedgehog! You can’t let this tinsel-arm make you lose the race! Ah! Juice and jam time!
 * [Sonic escapes the robotic arm with his super speed]
 * Sonic: Don’t you ever mess with the hedgehog. There’s no way you can stop me from winning this race, Robutt-nik. No way. So learn to live with it, chump!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: Ugh! He called me chump!
 * Snivley: Um, sir, I can explain what went wrong. You see, it it was a technical problem in the computer.
 * Robotnik: You disappoint me, Snively.
 * Snivley: Sir, I promise you, I have saved the deadliest trap for last.
 * Robotnik: Tell me.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
 * Sally: It’s clear, let’s go!
 * Sally/Bunnie: Ugh!
 * Bunnie: Come on, Antoine!
 * Antoine: Well I am thinking that I should stand guard here.
 * Sally/Bunnie: Move it Antoine!
 * Antoine: [making scared mumbling noises]
 * Sonic/Bunnie: Antoine...
 * Sally: Come on!
 * Bunnie: Uh! What now Sally-girl?
 * Sally: Follow me. Ugh! Come on, come on!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Didn’t really think you could beat the hedgehog, did ya, Speedy?

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: Snively! This had better be very good.
 * Snivley: Oh, I think you’ll be quite pleased, sir.
 * [Robotnik watches Sonic and the robot cheetah racing each other]]
 * Snivley: Now watch this, sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Hey! What are you doin’?!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Snivley: Yes!
 * Robotnik: I’m not that impressed, Snively.
 * Snivley: Watch this sir.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Oh man! This is not cool!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: Oh, this is good.

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Ahh! Man, that is a perfect ten!

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: Ahh!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Now where is that long-legged chump? No problemo. I’m still gonna win this race!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
 * Sally: There it is. I have to get inside that control center to shut this generator down.
 * Bunnie: Doesn’t look easy, Sally-girl. About the only way up there from here is on that pulley- belt.
 * Antoine: [kisses Sally’s hand] Not to be worried, my princess. I am at your service.
 * Sally: Antoine, wait! Are you sure?
 * Antoine: I laugh in the feet of danger, my princess. Ha ha ha. I uh don’t know, ah, I am a falling off ahhh! Oh no no no!
 * Bunnie: Uh!
 * Antoine: Wahhh!
 * Sally: Hold on, Antoine! I’ll get Sonic!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis Racetrack.]
 * Sonic: Huh?

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Robotnik: What went wrong, Snively? Find that hedgehog!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
 * Sonic: Sal, caught your signal. What’s up?
 * Sally: It’s Antoine!
 * Antoine: Eh, Sonic hedgehog, eh!
 * Sonic: Coming Ant. Eh!
 * Antoine: Eh! Merci, Sonic. Merci.
 * Sonic: We better juice. This whole joint is gonna melt.

[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
 * Snivley: Section four, hedgehog report!
 * Computer: Negative.
 * Robotnik: Snively, tell me, what of the hedgehog?
 * Snivley: Well sir, he seems to have, eh, disappeared.
 * Robotnik: What did you say?
 * Snivley: Ehhm, disappeared sir.
 * Robotnik: How could he have just disappeared? You little mutant, didn’t you... What is this? Ohh.
 * Snivley: Ohh!

[Scene Change: Knothole.]
 * Sally: And despite the fact that it would have been perfect if Sonic had won Robotnik’s trophy, in the greater sense, we have taken a giant step to free Mobius from Robotnik!
 * Freedom Fighters: Yeah! All right Sonic!
 * Sonic: To a free Mobius!
 * Freedom Fighters: To a free Mobius!