Blast to the Past, Part 1/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Blast to the Past, Part 1".

Scene 1: Robotropolis
SONIC: It’s cool. SALLY: Ready, Sonic? SONIC: Are lambs woolly? Does lightning fork? Get a grip guys, I’m outta here! (Sonic approaches Swatbots) SONIC: Yo, you bot breaths looking for me? I’m the only one here. SWATBOT: Hedgehog alert, Sector 7, Quadrant 5. (SWATBOT fires) SONIC: Woah! Whatever happened to hello? (Swatbot continues firing) SONIC: Bahh! Haha! Woah! Ahh! Jelly and jam time! (SONIC runs off, swatbots chasing. Scene cuts back to Freedom Fighters) SALLY: Good luck guys. (Back to Sonic) SONIC: Later (Sonic returns to Sally) SALLY: They’re in. 4...3...2... (Sonic gasps) SONIC: Cool plan Sal! SALLY: Ahh, thanks. Where are they? SONIC: Sal, over there! I’ll get ‘em Sal! Meet me at the junk heap. (SONIC chases captured Freedom Fighters. Door closes in front of him) SONIC: Open up, stupid door! SWATBOT: Hedgehog alert, quadrant 7. SONIC: Aww man! Sometimes I seriously hate this job. (Scene cuts to BUNNIE and SALLY) BUNNIE: See him Sally Girl? SALLY: Not yet, Bunnie. BUNNIE: Incoming Sugar-Hog! (SONIC runs up) SONIC: I was too late, Sal. They took them to Robuttnik’s headquarters. SALLY: The Roboticizer! SONIC: Yeah! We got to get ‘em out! SALLY: Agreed, but how? SONIC: I hate when you ask that. BUNNIE: Sonic! SONIC: What! BUNNIE: Take a look. SALLY: Sonic, what is it? SONIC: They’re already robotocized. (SALLY gasps) SALLY: Oh no! SONIC: (yelling) One day Robuttnik, you’re going down man, BIG TIME!

Scene 2: Knothole
SALLY: No Sonic, It was my fault. SONIC: Come on Sal, I was too late. SALLY: No, if I had spent more time on the plan, we wouldn’t have lost them. I should’ve posted guards here, here, and here. DULCY: Aww you can’t cover everything Sally, Robotnik’s too cagy. SALLY: Uh! That’s no excuse! The plan was no good. Period. SONIC: Aw, come on Sal. Duce is right. Robuttnik’s holding all the aces. We should’ve taken him down a long time ago. Before he took over. SALLY: Sonic, we were five years old. SONIC: So, we were a way cool five. DULCY: Well do it now, you can use the time stones. SONIC: Say what? DULCY: The time stones, you know. They take you back in time. SALLY: Dulcy, the time stones are just a myth. DULCY: No way, they’re on the floating island. SALLY: Another myth DULCY: Sally, I know that island’s no myth. I bumped into it. SONIC: Sal... SALLY: Sonic, time travel violates all the laws of physics. SONIC: So does Dulcy’s flying but that doesn’t stop her. Let’s go for it. (SALLY sighs)

Scene 3: The Floating Island
(Flying somewhere over Mobius) SONIC: What do you think Dulce? DULCY: We’re real close now. I can feel it. SALLY: You’ve said that 20 times today. DULCY: (gasps) I saw it! SALLY: You’ve said that 20 times too. DULCY: So sue me, now it’s 21. Going down! (SONIC and SALLY scream as DULCY takes a nose-dive.) SALLY: How can you see anything? DULCY: ‘Cause I got radar eyes. (SONIC, SALLY, and DULCY “oof” as DULCY hits something and starts to fall) SONIC: Now we’re really going down. (SONIC, SALLY, and DULCY scream and “oof” when the hit the ground) SONIC: Oh yeah, nice landing Dulce. DULCY: (strange noise) Thanks Ma. SONIC: So what do ya think Sal? SALLY: I think we’re back on the ground. This is no floating island. DULCY: Oh yeah? (DULCY blows away all of the fog in one breath revealing what they’re standing on to be a floating island.) SALLY: Oh my gosh. It’s...it’s true. SONIC: Woah, way cool! OK Dulce, now where are the ol’ time stones? DULCY: Like I know (yawns). Probably in the palace. I have enough trouble traveling forward. So I’ll just hang right here. (Goes to sleep.) SONIC and SALLY: Huh? SONIC: Hey Sal, you get the feeling someone’s watching us? SALLY: You’re just imagining things. SONIC: What was that? SALLY: What? SONIC: That! Don’t move, maybe they won’t notice us. Then again, not. Grab on Sal! Outta here! SALLY: Dulcy! DULCY: Just five more minutes, Ma. Woah...ugh. I’m up, I’m up, I’m up. SALLY: Sonic, faster. Sonic, look. SONIC: Not to worry, Sal. I just had a brain storm. SALLY: Sonic! SALLY and SONIC: Woah! SALLY: Why didn’t I think of this? SONIC: We’ll be cool Sal, trust me. (SONIC whistles, SALLY screams, they both scream) DULCY: I’m coming Sonic. You guys all right? SALLY: Fine Dulcy, thank you for saving our lives. DULCY: It’s lucky I heard Sonic’s whistle. SONIC: Yeah! SALLY and SONIC: Oof! DULCY: Hehehe. SONIC: Woah. (SALLY gasps) SONIC: Woah! (SALLY gasps) SONIC: Huh? Check it out. I’m gonna fire my travel agent. SALLY: It’s not the cruise I had in mind either. Come on. SONIC: Man, where’s an elevator when you need one? Major headache. (SONIC and SALLY give various grunts as they try to open a strange door.) SONIC and SALLY: Woah (held out as they fall down a strange waterfall.) (SONIC and SALLY scream and “oof” as they land) SONIC: Where the heck are we? SALLY: Good question. SONIC: I try. KEEPER OF THE TIME STONES (KEEPER): I am Keeper of the Time Stones. To use them, you must solve this riddle. SONIC: A riddle? KEEPER: I run, and run, but cannot flee. SONIC: Uh, uh, uh, a dog disguised as an owl! SALLY: Sonic! KEEPER: I am often watched, yet never seen. SONIC: That’s cake, a seeing eye owl! SALLY: Sonic! KEEPER: When long I bring boredom, when short I bring fear. What am I? SONIC: That’s easy, Antoine. SALLY: I run, and run but cannot flee. Watched yet never see. SONIC: Who can understand this guy? He talks in riddles. SALLY: The answer is time. KEEPER: Correct. To reach your destination synchronize your thinking. SONIC: Synchronize your what? SALLY: Thinking! For some of us, just thinking will be a first. Remember Sonic, concentrate on the palace fountain and the year 3224, nothing else. SONIC: No prob Sal. Palace fountain, 3224. Let’s bust! SONIC and SALLY: (chant) Palace fountain, 3224. Palace fountain, 3224. SONIC: Palace fountain, 32 chili dog. SALLY: Sonic!

Scene 4: Mobotropolis 3224
SALLY: Where are we? SONIC: Looks like Robo-town. Oh man, here we go again! (SALLY gasps) SWATBOTS: Greetings citizens, have a nice day. SONIC: Nice day? We got to check this out. SALLY: Mobotropolis. Oh Sonic, isn’t it beautiful? SONIC: Yeah, it sure is. Yo, there’s the palace! SALLY: Oh, despite your bad concentration and synchronization, we arrived at the right time. (SONIC sniffs the air) SONIC: Home sweet home! Whooee! Two doggies with the works, pal! PIG: You got it bud. SALLY: Sonic! SONIC: Sal, what? YOUNG SONIC: Two doggies with the works, pal. YOUNG SALLY: Sonic, that’s your third one today! YOUNG SONIC: Yeah, I’m really lucky. YOUNG SALLY: That is disgusting. YOUNG SONIC: Nuh-uh, cool. YOUNG SALLY: disgusting. YOUNG SONIC: (belches) Cool. YOUNG SALLY: Double disgusting! YOUNG SONIC: Ahh, triple cool. YOUNG SALLY: E equals M C squared disgusting! YOUNG SONIC: A zillion, gillion, gillion times cool. SALLY: Ahh, some things never change... (SONIC says “Yeah!” from the background)

Scene 5: Uncle Chuck’s Lab
YOUNG SALLY: Sonic, you’re it. YOUNG SONIC: Nuh uh, you’re it Sal. YOUNG SALLY: No I’m not, Sonic Hedgehog, it’s your turn! YOUNG SONIC: Sal! CHUCK: Children, childre-OOF! YOUNG SONIC: Uh oh. CHUCK: Sonic, you know our rule about playing in the lab. YOUNG SONIC: Yeah, guess I forgot Unc. YOUNG SALLY: We’re sorry Sir Charles. CHUCK: Just play outside, OK. Rascles (laughs). SONIC: Yo Unc. What’s up? SALLY: Hello, Sir Charles. CHUCK: Huh?

Scene 6: The Royal Palace
KING: Of course you’ll be there, Julian. Everyone is anxious to meet the man responsible for winning the great war. You’re a hero. ROBOTNIK: Forgive me Your Majesty, I just can’t... KING: Nonsense. Tonight I will announce the closing of the war ministry and then your appointment as minister of science. You will attend Julian, that is a royal order. And your plans for dismantling the military are approved as presented. Get started at once. ROBOTNIK: Of course, Sire. I am honored, Sire. KING: See you tonight. ROBOTNIK: Snively, ready the palace attack force.

Scene 7: Uncle Chuck’s Lab
SALLY: And, Julian has a spaceship that will destroy Robo, I mean, Mobotopolis. CHUCK: This is horrifying. SALLY: I’m afraid it gets worse, Sir Charles. SONIC: Yeah, Robotnik changes everybody into robots with this mondo machine. CHUCK: Robotnik? SONIC: You know him as Julian SALLY: Show him, Nicole. NICOLE: Accessing, Sally. SONIC: Robotnik calls it... CHUCK: The robotocizer, I know. I invented it. SONIC: Woah, Unc! You invented it? CHUCK: It was supposed to help older people live longer, but it changed them, took away their will. So I destroyed it. SALLY: Then, how did Robotnik... (Screen says “Files transferred to war ministry”) SONIC: Files transferred to war ministry? CHUCK: Julian stole them. SONIC: It’s cool, Unc. We’ve got a whole week to stop him. Uh oh. YOUNG SONIC: Who are you? CHUCK: Sonic, Princess Sally, these are my friends, uh... SALLY: I’m Alicia. YOUNG SALLY: That’s my middle name. SALLY: Oh really? YOUNG SONIC: So, what’s your name? SONIC: My name? It’s uh, Juice. Call me Juice. CHUCK: (chuckling) He’s a distant cousin. YOUNG SONIC: Does that mean you live far away? SONIC: Yeah, sort of. YOUNG SONIC: Say, you’re pretty cool looking. SONIC: Yeah, so are you. Way cool. SALLY: Oh brother. YOUNG SONIC: But I’m faster. SONIC: No way! YOUNG SONIC: Yeah way! YOUNG SALLY: (sighs) So immature. SALLY: So true. YOUNG SONIC: Race you to the chili dog stand. SONIC: You’re on! SONIC and YOUNG SONIC: Eat my dust! (SALLY and YOUNG SALLY scream as SONIC and YOUNG SONIC race away) SALLY: Oh great. YOUNG SALLY: Two of them. (At the chili dog stand) SONIC: Two chili dogs! YOUNG SONIC: With the works pal! (Both scarf down and belch.) YOUNG SONIC: Race ya back! SONIC: Go! YOUNG SONIC: Whe...where are they going, Juice? SONIC: I don’t know, kid, but it’s not good. Come on. CHUCK, SALLY, and YOUNG SALLY: Huh? YOUNG SONIC: Told you I was faster. SONIC: Way fast for me, kid. YOUNG SONIC: That’s ok, you’re just old. SONIC: Old! (CHUCK and SALLY laughs) SONIC: Something’s up. Hover units and tanks are all over the place. Looks like Robuttnik’s already making his move. SALLY: But he couldn’t. Sir Charles, what’s today’s date? CHARLES: It’s the 13th. SALLY: The 13th! Oh no! The coup happens tonight!

Scene 8: Uncle Chuck’s House
SONIC: Yo Unc, where is she? YOUNG SONIC: Where’s who? CHUCK: She’ll be here, she’s very prompt. YOUNG SONIC: Who is? SONIC: But it could happen any time! YOUNG SONIC: What could happen? CHUCK: We can’t leave the children. (There’s a knock at the door) ROSIE: Good morning Sir Charles. (Laughter as children run into house) ROSIE: Oh mercy! CHUCK: Come in please. ROSIE: Oh dear, something wrong? CHUCK: I can’t explain now. But if anything unusual happens today, use the escape tunnel and take the children to knothole, understand?

Scene 9: Robotnik’s Lair
ROBOTNIK: I want all engine tests completed within the hour. SNIVELY: We’re on schedule Uncle Julian, but the Peace-bots still need to be retro-fitted with laser weapons. ROBOTNIK: Thank you, Snively SNIVELY: By this time tomorrow, Mobotropolis will be ours. ROBOTNIK: Not ours, Snively, mine. SNIVELY: But I... ROBOTNIK: Switch to voice recognition mode. Block all outside users. COMPUTER: Voice recognition made complete. SNIVELY: Why are we voice activating Uncle Julian? ROBOTNIK: We aren’t. From now on, everything will answer only to my voice. Do you know what that means, Snively? SNIVELY: No, Uncle Julian. ROBOTNIK: It means you call me Sir. SNIVELY: Yes Sir. ROBOTNIK: From now on Snively, you do exactly as I say. SNIVELY: Yes S-S-S-Sir.

Scene 10: Uncle Chuck’s House
YOUNG SONIC: Something’s going on, and we’ve got to check it out. YOUNG ANTOINE: But, we will get in ze big trouble. YOUNG SONIC: Shh, I’m going anyway. YOUNG SALLY: But Sonic, Uncle Chuck said to stay with Rosie. YOUNG SONIC: Ahh, he always says that. Come on! (YOUNG SONIC runs off) YOUNG SALLY: Sonic, wait. (Everyone else follows) YOUNG ANTOINE: Please to be waiting for, me myself!

Scene 11: The Royal Palace
SONIC: Chill Sal, everything’s going to be cool. SALLY: I know, I know. It’s just that I haven’t seen him in so long. SONIC: This is what you’ve been waiting for, Sal. SALLY: Oh... SONIC: Trust me, Sal. It’ll be way cool. (CHUCK enters) CHUCK: He’ll see us now. SONIC: Ready? (They enter throne room.) Scene 12: Outside the Palace YOUNG ANTOINE: Ahhh! Wait! I’m sticking to this brush! Ahhh! YOUNG SONIC: Wow. SWATBOT OFFICER: Flank the Palace. Secure all exit and entry points. SWATBOT: Intruders, sector 4. (Kids yell in surprise as swatbots surround them.) SWATBOT: You are now prisoners of Dr. Robotnik. Scene 13: Palace Throne Room KING: Julian plotting against the throne? A serious allegation, Sir Charles. I assume you have proof. SALLY: Your majesty, Daddy, it’s me. KING: Sir Charles? CHARLES: This will be hard to believe, Your Majesty, but she’s come from the future. KING: The future? Sally? SALLY: Yes, Daddy. KING: The royal signet! What is our secret family credo? SALLY: To rule with honor. KING: Sally, it is you! SALLY: Daddy, it’s true. Julian is going to take over! He’s... (Everyone gasps as the palace shakes. Swatbots invade.) SWATBOT: Freeze prisoners. (A huge “tank” busts through the wall.) SWATBOT: Do not move. (ROBOTNIK emerges from the tank.) ROBOTNIK: Greetings, Sire. KING: Julian? ROBOTNIK: Your Majesty, members of the royal court, welcome to Robotropolis, the capitol of my kingdom. (laughs)