Trail of the Missing Tails/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Trail of the Missing Tails".

[The episode begins in the Warp of Confusion, an alternate dimension populated by flying fish, several of which fly across the screen.]
 * Doctor Warpnik [heard offscreen]: Five years. [inhales] It has been five long years since my crack-shell cousin, Robotnik, banished me here, to the Warp of Confusion!

[''The screen transitions to a view of a silhouette of Dr. Warpnik sitting at his control panel. A telescope appears from it.'']
 * Warpnik: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! But I shall have my revenge!

[The telescope projects a portal onto a mountain.]
 * Warpnik [heard offscreen]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! All I need now...

[A view of Sonic spinning across some hills appears in the portal.]
 * Warpnik [heard offscreen]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Is the bait!

[In the next scene, a chili dog can be seen resting on a plate on a table with a red and white checkered tablecloth.]
 * Coconuts [heard offscreen]: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! When that Hedgehog shows, it's showtime!

[''Coconuts jumps onto a cannon mounted with six legs. He is holding a wrench in both his hands, and is trying to screw a nut onto the leftmost front leg.'']
 * Coconuts: Yeah... yeah... yeah!

[Coconuts falls off the leg.]
 * Coconuts: Whoa! Oof! Aaaah!

[The cannon falls on Coconuts.]
 * Coconuts: Get it off of me!

[''Coconuts tosses the cannon aside. Grounder rolls past him, carrying a safe in both his arms.'']
 * Grounder: Ha ha ha ha! What's the matter, Coconuts? Pressure gettin' to ya?

[''Grounder puts the safe in the last of four catapults. Of the other three, the first has a dresser, the second has an anvil, and the third has a rowboat filled with fish. Meanwhile, Scratch is pushing back the claw of his trap, the Sonic Snatcher.'']
 * Scratch: Bwahaha! Why bother? Once I get my Sonic Snatcher locked and loaded, it'll be hedgehog harvest time!

[''Scratch pushes the claw into the Sonic Snatcher, but it grabs him. He struggles to get out, to no avail.'']
 * Scratch: Aaaah! Ugh! Ugh! Whoa whoa! Whoa whoa! Aaaagh!

[''Scratch walks and crashes into a boulder. Meanwhile, as Grounder is talking to Scratch, he doesn't know the safe is teetering over the edge of the fourth catapult.'']
 * Grounder: Don't bet on it, beak-face! Dr. Robotnik's counting on me to bring that high-speed hedgehog a crushing defeat!

[The safe falls on Grounder's right tread.]
 * Grounder: Ow! Oucharoonies! Ow oh oh oh oh!

[''Grounder pulls out his right read with both his hands. The other end of it resembles a sore foot with three toes, which Grounder now blows on. Coconuts runs up to him and puts his left hand over his mouth. In the distance, Sonic can be heard running.'']
 * Coconuts: Shhh! Don't go to pieces on us now!

[Coconuts runs a few feet further, then cups his right hand to his right ear.]
 * Coconuts: Listen!

[''Scratch and Grounder run up to Coconuts. Scratch cups his right hand to his right ear, and Grounder cups his right drill to his right ear. In the distance, Sonic runs down the road, then screeches to a halt when he reaches the top of the hill. He then taps his left foot.'']
 * Sonic: Oh, yeah! When speed's of the essence, I'm the essence of speed!

[''Sonic jumps into the air and pulls the Sun down with his left hand. He then gives a toothy grin, and signals the Sun (which now has a face) with his left thumb. As the Sun rises back up, Tails lands behind Sonic, who turns to face him.'']
 * Tails: What'd we stop for, Sonic?

[Sonic sniffs.]
 * Sonic: Ahhh. That. Can't you smell it? A succulent sausage... [sniff] ...smothered in sauce... [sniff] ...anointed with onions and garnished with grated cheese! Ahhh.

[''As Sonic talks to Tails, Tails rubs his stomach with both his hands. He then chomps at Sonic, who runs out of the way just in time. Tails then scratches his head with his left index finger.'']
 * Tails: A chili dog? Out here?
 * Sonic: Not just a chili dog, Tails. A Robotnik chili dog. [sniff] Mmmm. He's improved his chili. I've just gotta get that recipe!

[''Sonic and Tails both place their left hands over their eyes. Tails flies, then uses his left index finger to point to the table with the chili dog on it. He gasps.'']
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: It has to be a trap!
 * Sonic: Well, of course it's a trap, Tails. That's half the fun! I like my chili dogs well-spiced with danger!
 * Tails: Yeah! Let's do it, Sonic!

[''Sonic turns around and stares in shock at Tails. Tails tries to fly away, but Sonic grabs him by the back of his torso with his right hand.'']
 * Tails: Ugh!

[Sonic pulls Tails back and holds him up by the top of his head.]
 * Sonic: Hang on a micro-second, micro-buddy!

[Sonic sets Tails down.]
 * Sonic: This is a solo flight. You stay here!

[Sonic runs in place.]
 * Tails: Aw, Sonic!

[Sonic runs away.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: I'll save you half a dog!

[''Sonic runs towards the table. At the table, Grounder is trying to position the plate the chili dog is on just right.'']
 * Grounder: Hmmm.

[Grounder scratches his head with his left index finger, then turns the plate back to its original position.]
 * Grounder: Hmmm.

[''Grounder scratches his head with his right index finger. Before he can turn the plate again, Scratch hits him on the head with an axe, which he is holding with both his hands.'']
 * Scratch: He's coming!
 * Grounder [in a muffled voice]: Ugh
 * Coconuts: Get ready!

[Scratch and Coconuts run away.]
 * Grounder [In a muffled voice]: Get ready.

[''Grounder grumbles unintelligibly, then rolls into a boulder and falls over. Sonic spins down the road and stops near the table.'']
 * Sonic [in an unconvincing tone]: Why look! A chili dog! All alone, out here in the middle of nowhere! How incredibly fortunate, because I'm so hungry!

[Coconuts, who is now standing atop his cannon, looks through its telescope and focuses the crosshair on Sonic.]
 * Grounder [whispering]: He's fallin' for it!

[Grounder pushes the safe securely onto the fourth catapult.]
 * Scratch: Just stay there one more second, hedgehog, and you'll be my ticket to a rich reawrd from Dr. Robotnik!

[Scratch turns around and stares in shock, with his eyes popping out of his head.]
 * Scratch: Aaaah!

[Sonic is now standing next to the Sonic Snatcher, holding the chili dog in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Oh, I wouldn't count on that!

[''Sonic presses a button labelled, FIRE on the control panel of the Sonic Snatcher with his left index finger. The claw springs out as Sonic grabs a lever on the control panel with his left hand. He also takes a bite out of the chili dog.'']
 * Scratch: No!

[''The claw grabs Scratch. Sonic pulls on the lever with his left hand.'']
 * Scratch: Aaaah-ha-ha! Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

[The claw grabs Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Ow! Ow! Ow!

[''Sonic, who is no longer holding the chili dog, pulls the lever with his right hand. Coconuts turns around, and stares in shock, with his eyes popping out of his head.'']
 * Coconuts: Whoa!

[The claw pulls all three robots back.]
 * Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts: Whoa-ho-ho!

[The claw sets down all three robots, who now all have stars spinning around their heads.]
 * Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts: Ugh!

[All four catapults go off.]
 * Grounder: Aaaah!

[''Scratch picks up Coconuts with both his hands. The dresser lands on them. Grounder appears in and opens the bottom drawer. Scratch appears in and opens the drawer above it.'']
 * Grounder: Ugh!

[Coconuts appears in and opens the drawr above Scratch's.]
 * Scratch: Oof!

[All three robots look up.]
 * Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts: Yaaa!

[''The anvil falls on the drawer, destroying it and flattening all three robots. The rowboat falls on them, breaking into pieces and covering all three robots in fish. All three robots peer out. Scratch has a fish on his head, Grounder has a fish in his mouth, and Coconuts is holding a fish in his right hand. The safe then falls on them. Scratch and Coconuts then open the safe with their left hands. Coconuts' cannon then targets and fires at them, creating a huge explosion, complete with the word, BOOM. There is a huge dust cloud, and fish from the rowboat flies everywhere. Tails stares in shock, then runs toward the hill.'']
 * Tails: Sonic! Sonic! [coughing] Sonic, where are you?

[The dust cloud clears, and Tails falls into the massive hole made from the explosion.]
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Aaaah!

[''Tails rolls down the wall of the crater, and lands on his bottom. He holds his head with his left hand.'']
 * Tails: Oooh! I didn't get the chili dog, but I sure got the roll!

[''A huge shadow casts over Tails, who then gasps. Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts walk up to Tails, and Scratch reaches out with both his hands. Meanwhile, Sonic is walking back up the hill with his eyes closed, holding a fish from Grounder's rowboat in his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: So, how was the show, little bro? Hope you had a good seat. Even saved you half the refreshments!

[''Sonic pulls out the chili dog, which he is now holding in his left hand. He opens his eyes, and notices Tails is no longer on the hill.'']
 * Sonic: Tails? Tails? Where are you?

[''Sonic looks around, then pulls on the hill with his right hand to look underneath. He then lets go.'']
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Help! Sonic!
 * Sonic: That's Tails!

[Sonic tosses the chili dog aside, then runs in place.]
 * Sonic: Up, over, and gone!

[''Sonic runs down the road, towards the scene of the disaster. Meanwhile, Coconuts is holding a rope in both his hands, which he tosses onto Tails.'']
 * Coconuts: Hold him! Hold him! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Sonic's little tag-along! Ha ha! We got him! Ha!

[Coconuts begins tying Tails up.]
 * Tails: Let me go, you losers!
 * Grounder: Wrap him up tight!
 * Scratch: A present for our glorious leader! Dr. Robotnik will be so proud of me!

[As Scratch is talking, Coconuts laughs evilly.]
 * Grounder: Of you? Hey, I'm the one who caught the little creep first!
 * Coconuts: Hey hey hey hey! Who's tying him up, here, huh? Huh?

[It is then revealed that Coconuts accidentally tied him, Scratch, and Grounder, as well as Tails, with the rope.]
 * Tails: You slow-mos are gonna be sorry!
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: That's not quite right, Tails.

[Tails looks up and sees Sonic has come to save him.]
 * Sonic: Those slow-mos are already sorry. What they're about to be is pathetic!
 * Grounder: Oh, yeah! That's what you think, you puny blue pincushion!

[Scratch pulls his left arm out of the rope, which he grabs with it.]
 * Scratch: Yeah, don't come any closer!

[Scratch pulls the rope, as well as Tails, towards him.]
 * Tails: Don't come any closer! We got your shrimpy sidekick here!
 * Sonic: Who said anything about coming closer? You lead-bottoms smell bad enough from here!

[Coconuts points at Sonic with his right index finger.]
 * Coconuts: Then what are you gonna do? Huh? Huh?
 * Sonic: Just gonna take you windbags for a little whirl.

[Sonic spins in place.]
 * Sonic: Up, over, and gone!

[Sonic spins around the fish surrounding Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts, sending them and the three robots into the air.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[Tails, who is now airborne, spins his tails to fly.]
 * Tails: Yay! I'm free! Great job, Sonic!

[Sonic runs up to a drain plug.]
 * Sonic: Time to pull the plug on these drain-brains!

[Sonic pulls the drain plug, and Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts float down into it.
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how-how!
 * Grounder: Yeow-how!

[''The fish falls on Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts, then the safe falls on them. The door opens, revealing Coconuts to have stars in his eyes, and Scratch to have stars spinning around his head. All three robots fall over.'']
 * Sonic: Didn't I tell you to wait back there?
 * Tails: Yeah, but...
 * Sonic: But you didn't do it!
 * Tails: Sorry, Sonic.
 * Sonic: Hey, just keep it in mind next time, all right? You're important to me. Come on, let's get out of here!

[''Sonic walks away, with Tails following behind him. As they walk away, the door to the safe falls off. Unknown to them, Warpnik is spying on them from a portal.'']
 * Warpnik [heard offscreen]: So... Robotnik wants the hedgehog, eh? Then so do I! And I think I know just how to reel him in!

[''The next morning, Sonic and Tails have set up sleeping bags near a campfire. Sonic yawns and streches.'']
 * Sonic: Oh, what a great day, eh, little bro? What do you say you and me go make this day rotten for Robotnik? Sound like a plan? Tails? You awake?

[Sonic pulls the cover off Tails' sleeping bag, only to find out Tails isn't there.]
 * Sonic: Huh? Tails? Tails? Tails!

[Back at Dr. Robotnik's fortress, Dr. Robotnik is scolding Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts for failing to catch Sonic.]
 * Dr. Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Three separate traps, and none of them worked?
 * Scratch: Well, not exactly, your steamed egginess.
 * Coconuts: They worked just fine, uh, yeah!

[Robotnik walks up to Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts furiously.]
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Just, not on Sonic.
 * Scratch and Grounder [heard offscreen]: It was his fault!

[Scratch points to Grounder with his left index finger, and Grounder points to Scratch with his right drill.]
 * Coconuts [heard offscreen]: Yeah, their fault!

[Coconuts points to Scratch with his right index finger and Grounder with his left index finger.]
 * Robotnik: Shut up! All of you! You're all incompetent!

[Robotnik plugs his nose with his right thumb and index finger.]
 * Robotnik [in a nasal voice]: And you stink of fish! [in his normal voice] I haven't seen such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin, Warpnik, to the Warp of Confusion! No more excuses! I want that heinous hedgehog hammered, and I mean now!

[''Sonic runs up the hill to Robotnik's fortress. Robotnik walks up to the window of his gold statue, which is located in the belly button.'']
 * Robotnik: What in Mobius is that? Aaaah! Battle stations, you simpletons! It's that sickening little high-speed hedgehog!

[''As Robotnik talks, Sonic runs down the road, narrowly avoiding a giant fly swatter and a giant Monopoly-esque boot. Grounder is near a giant control panel and pulls a lever with his right hand.'']
 * Grounder: Main weapons power bank activated!

[''Grounder turns his right hand back into his drill. Meanwhile, Scratch is standing under the Egg Blaster and pulls a lever with both his hands.'']
 * Scratch: Egg Blaster ready to fire!

[''Meanwhile, Coconuts is in another control panel, turning knobs with both his hands. Sonic can be seen in the two monitors behind him.'']
 * Coconuts: Laser cannons ready to cook! Yeah, hedgehog hamburger time! Ha ha!

[In Robotnik's fortress, Sonic can be seen on the giant monitor in front of Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: On my command, fire! Ready, aim...

[A crosshair appears over Sonic, who then pulls on a wire, shutting the monitor off.]
 * Robotnik: What?!

[Robotnik looks out the window.]
 * Robotnik: Oh, hold your fire!

[Sonic is holding a giant electrical cord in both his hands, and has unplugged it from a boulder with an electrical socket.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: My dear Sonic, if I'd known you were coming, I'd have poisoned a cake!

[Sonic tosses the electrical cord aside.]
 * Sonic: Never mind the cheesy jokes, Robumnik! What have you done with Tails?
 * Robotnik: Tails?

[Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts are now behind him.]
 * Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts: Tails?

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts.]
 * Robotnik: Quickly! You fools! Sneak down and grab him! I'll keep him occupied.

[Robotnik turns to face Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: To be truthful, you horrible hedgehog, I have no idea where your feckless friend is!

[Robotnik leans against the window.]
 * Sonic: And why should I believe you?

[Robotnik is now standing on the windowsill by his shoulders.]
 * Robotnik: Use your spiky head! If I'd have captured your companion, I'd be torturing him right now!
 * Sonic: But if you didn't take him, where'd he go?

[Robotnik is now hanging out of the window by the windowsill with both his knees.]
 * Robotnik: Perhaps he left of his own accord. Did you two have a... falling out recently?
 * Sonic: Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, maybe, I guess, but...

[Unknown to Sonic, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts sneak up behind him.]
 * Sonic: I never, I mean, I didn't mean to...
 * Scratch: Ugh!

[''Sonic runs out of the way just in time as Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all pounce at him. They start unknowingly beating each other up.'']
 * Sonic: Oh, where are you, Tails? If you've run away because of me, I'll never forgive myself! I gotta find him, and fast!

[''Sonic runs away. Robotnik walks up to the window and looks out it.'']
 * Robotnik: So, invade my very fortress? I'll show you! Badniks!

[Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all run up to Robotnik.]
 * Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts: Yes, your evil excellence.
 * Robotnik: This could be the chance I've been waiting for! While that hedgehog hunts for his help mate, we shall be hunting the hedgehog! He'll be too distracted to look out for us, and when he least expects it... wham!
 * Coconuts: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Hoo hoo hoo! Sonic soufflé!
 * Robotnik: Exactly! I'll be rid of that hedgehog forever!

[Robotnik laughs evilly.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Tails! Oh, Tails! Where are you?

[Sonic walks away, and the screen fades to black.]