Zoobotnik/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Zoobotnik".

[''The episode begins in the forest. Sonic runs past the trees, stripping them of their leaves and revealing underwear underneath. Sonic screeches to a halt as Tails, who is flying behind him, lands behind him. Sonic turns to face him.'']
 * Sonic: Remind me, little buddy, to get my power sneakers retreaded!
 * News Hawk: Read all about it! Read all about it!

[''Sonic and Tails both turn to face the News Hawk and gasp. The News Hawk is holding a stack of newspapers in his left arm, and a single newspaper in his right hand.'']
 * News Hawk: Mysterious disappearances continue! Kajillions of Mobius citizens missing!
 * Tails: Gosh! That sounds awful!

[Sonic turns to face Tails and holds his left hand out like a stop sign.]
 * Sonic: Don't believe everything you hear, little pal! News Hawks will say anything to sell papers!

[The sound of the News Hawk being yanked away can be heard.]
 * News Hawk: Yeow!
 * Sonic: Wha?

[The camera zooms out as Sonic turns to face the stack of newspapers that have fallen on the ground and gasps.]
 * Tails: Where'd he go?

[The News Cat, who is holding a stack of newspapers in his left arm and a single newspaper in his right, runs past Sonic and Tails.]
 * News Cat: Extra! Extra! News Hawk disappears!
 * Sonic: Hey, this may be more serious than I thought!

[The Hippo Mayor and Mildred run up to Sonic.]
 * Hippo Mayor: Look, it's Sonic!

[Two Mobians, one in a blue suit, and one in a brown, run up to Sonic.]
 * Mobian #1: The Mayor Found Sonic!
 * Mobian #2: Sonic will help us!
 * Sonic: Let's get down to business! Has anyone actually witnessed a disappearance?
 * Mildred: Me! Me! I did! I did! I was at a baseball game with my friend, Lisa, and all of a sudden both teams disappeared!

[As Mildred continues talking, Sonic puts his left hand on his head in disbelief.]
 * Mildred: As it turns out, it was only because the game was over. However, the next thing I knew, Lisa vanished! As it turned out, she'd merely gone to the bathroom, however...

[Sonic crosses his arms, but before Mildred can finish, the Hippo Mayor puts both his hands on her shoulders and pushes her away.]
 * Hippo Mayor: Chill, Mildred! The point is, there's a mad Mobian snatcher on the loose!

[Sonic looks over the rest of the Mobians, one of whom is George, the male stork from "Tails' New Home".]
 * Sonic: First things first! I need reliable eyewitnesses to give me a complete description of the suspect!

[''All the Mobians gasp as Sonic runs away. Sonic comes back, carrying an easel in both his hands, which he sets down. He is also holding a pencil in his right hand, and holds up his left index finger.'']
 * Sonic: Okay, exactly what did the culprit look like?
 * Mobian #3: He was tall!
 * Mobian #2: She was short!
 * Mobian #4: No, it was really big!

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen as George holds out his left hand like a stop sign.]
 * Mildred: No, it was tense!
 * George: No, it was a... it was a man!
 * Mobian #5: I think it was a woman!

[Sonic finishes his sketch of the alleged culprit, which is revealed to be half a pink man and half a blonde woman in a red loincloth.]
 * Tails: What?
 * Sonic: Voila! So much for reliable eyewitnesses!

[Tails walks up to the sketch.]
 * Tails: For sure!

[''The sound of yanking can be heard. Tails looks over and gasps. Mildred's bowling shoes, a sock, a pair of gloves, a purse, and the Hippo Mayor's boxer shorts can be seen left behind.'']
 * Tails: Where'd everybody go?
 * Sonic: Here's Mildred's bowling shoes, someone's socks, a pair of gloves, a purse and the Mayor's underpants?

[The camera moves over to the left side of the screen, until it reaches Sonic, who grabs the Hippo Mayor's boxer shorts with both his hands.]
 * Sonic: Tails, this is a real baffler!

[Tails walks up to Sonic and points his left index finger at the Hippo Mayor's boxer shorts.]
 * Tails: Yeah! Why would anybody wear shorts like that? This mystery has me stumped!

[Sonic holds up his left index finger.]
 * Sonic: Never say stumped! The tougher things get, the more I like it!

[The sound of Tails being yanked away can be heard.]
 * Tails: Yeow!

[Sonic turns around and stares in shock.]
 * Sonic: Huh? Tails? Where'd you go?

[''Sonic walks up to Tails' right glove. He drops the Hippo Mayor's boxer shorts and picks the glove up with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Oh, no! My little buddy's been foxnapped!

[Sonic throws Tails' glove onto the ground as the camera zooms in on him.]
 * Sonic: I was mad before, but now I'm furious! I won't rest until I find my pal, and bring whoever took him to justice!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Duck Dog is seen walking through the forest, carrying a picnic basket in his left arm. He stops when he hears the sound of a warp.'']
 * Duck Dog: Huh?

[Duck Dog starts running.]
 * Duck Dog: Something wacky's going on around here!

[Duck Dog speeds up.]
 * Duck Dog: Help me! Somebody help me! Oh, no! Something bad's gonna happen, I can feel it in my bones!

[Duck Dog trips over a rope tied to two trees, and lands in a net.]
 * Duck Dog: Whoa! Ugh!

[Katella the Intergalactic Huntress picks up the needle of a record player with her right hand and puts it on the record, which plays classical music.]
 * Katella: So, let's see what we have here!

[''Katella chuckies evilly as she walks up to the net Duck Dog is in. She is now holding a knife in her right hand, and Duck Dog wimpers.'']
 * Duck Dog: Let me go! Please let me go!

[Katella cuts the rope with the knife in her right hand, and the net with Duck Dog in it falls.]
 * Duck Dog: Yikes! Ugh!

[Tails and the rest of the citizens of Mobius are revealed to be trapped in a cage.]
 * Tails: Don't worry, guys! Sonic'll get us out of here! You can take that to the bank!

[Katella walks up to the cage, holding the net with Duck Dog in it in her right hand, and the remote control to the cage in her left.]
 * Katella: Stand back, suckers! You've got a new roommate!

[''Katella presses a button on the remote with her left thumb, and the door to the cage opens. Katella then tosses the net with Duck Dog in it into the cage.'']
 * Duck Dog: Whoa! Oh, this is a bad dream!

[Katella is now holding the remote in her right hand.]
 * Katella: Say goodbye to freedom, and hello to a lifetime of captivity!

[''Katella laughs evilly as she presses a button on the remote with her right thumb. She and the cage fly into the air.'']
 * Mobian #1: Let us out!
 * Mobian #2: This is illegal!
 * Mobian #3: Enough!
 * Mobian #4: Come on, you can't do that!
 * Mobian #5: You don't know what it's like!

[''Katella and the cage with all the Mobians in it fly through the trap door of Katella's spaceship. Coconuts peers out from behind a boulder, revealing him to have been watching the whole incident.'']
 * Coconuts: Ho ho! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Ho ho! Did I see what I saw or did I saw what I seed? Yowie, yowie, hoo hoo hoo!

[Coconuts jumps out from behind the boulder.]
 * Coconuts: Oh, I gotta tell Dr. Robotnik! Ha ha ha ha ha! He'll know what to do! Gotta go quick, ha, quick!

[''Coconuts runs away. The screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress, which the camera zooms in on. Robotnik is in the bathtub, holding his rubber crocodile in his right hand.'']
 * Coconuts: Ahem!

[''Robotnik stares in shock and screams. The camera zooms out on him.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: You lame-brained knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me when I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!
 * Coconuts: Oh, but I only wanted to tell you I saw one of those F.O.U's, I mean, C.I.A.'s, or C.O.D.'s, ha ha! I mean...

[Coconuts flinches as Robotnik tosses his rubber crocodile at him.]
 * Coconuts: Whoa!
 * Robotnik: Get to the point, or your name will be M-U-D!
 * Coconuts: I got it! I got it! I saw a U.F.O.!
 * Robotnik: A U.F.O.? Next you'll be saying you saw a little green man!
 * Coconuts: No, no, no, no, no! It was a mean-lookin' woman! She wore animal skins and a headband with a flaming red diamond!
 * Robotnik: A flaming red diamond headband? That could only be the notorious Katella the Intergalactic Huntress!

[Robotnik stands up.]
 * Robotnik: Idiots! My robe!

[Scratch and Grounder run in, carrying Robotnik's robe.]
 * Scratch: Here it is, your overbearingness! Bwahahaha!

[Scratch and Grounder stop near Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: I personally washed and fluffed it this morning!

[As Scratch puts Robotnik's robe on Robotnik's body, Grounder pulls his chest compartment open with his right hand, revealing a washing machine inside it.]
 * Grounder: Whoo-hoo! That spin cycle always makes me dizzy!

[As Scratch talks, Robotnik walks past him.]
 * Scratch: Wear it with great comfort, our great leader!

[Scratch turns to face Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: Huh?

[Robotnik is at his computer, and presses a button with his left index finger.]
 * Robotnik: For years, I've waited for the day when I would meet this amazing Amazon!

[''As Robotnik talks to Scratch and Grounder, he presses the button on his computer with his left index finger several times, causing strange alien creatures to appear onscreen. Scratch and Grounder walk up to Robotnik'']
 * Robotnik: Katella goes from planet to planet, and captures rare, exotic, and unusual living specimens, which she sells to zoos in other galaxies!

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder and bends down.]
 * Robotnik: This is indeed a most fortunate turn of events, and I know exactly how to cash in on it! The hedgehog is doomed!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly, as do Scratch and Grounder. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Collie Chang is being filmed by the W-FU cameras.'']
 * Collie Chang: This is Collie Chang of Mobius Network News. Sonic the Hedgehog has called an important press conference!

[''Sonic runs past Collie, causing the microphone she was holding in her right hand to fall into her mouth. Collie pulls it out with both her hands. Sonic is near many microphones and being photographed.'']
 * Sonic: I've called you here today to assure all of Mobius that I will get to the bottom of these horrible kidnappings!
 * Collie: Have you compiled a list of the missing citizens yet?

[Sonic reaches behind his back with his left hand and pulls out a list of the missing citizens.]
 * Sonic: Yes! I'll read it to you in alphabetical order!

[Sonic unrolls the list with his right hand and reads over it.]
 * Sonic: Abigail Ant, Aaron Aardvark, Buddy Bear, Bubble Bear, Connie Collie, Duck Dog, Daffy Duck...

[''As Sonic continues reading through the list, his voice becomes faster and more indistinguishable. Smoke emits from it, and he takes a pause and reaches offscreen with his left hand. He picks up a glass of water, which he pours into his mouth to extinguish the smoke. He then tosses the glass aside.'']
 * Sonic: And last, but not least, on a personal note, my good buddy tails is among the missing!

[''Cat and Cricket reporters are seen holding pads of paper in their left hands, and pencils in their right. They list down the missing citizens in them.'']
 * Sonic: I'm certain when I find Tails, I'll find the other missing citizens!

[Sonic jumps offstage.]
 * Sonic: So I gotta get on Tails' tail before his trail gets cold!

[Sonic runs away, and as he runs along the path, he leaves a trail of fire.]
 * Sonic: Until I find my buddy, I'll leave no stone unturned!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic runs past a cactus, causing it to spin, and reaches a YE OLDE PRINT SHOP.]
 * Sonic: I'm in luck! A print shop!

[Sonic runs into the print shop, and comes out, carrying a stack of flyers that say, MISSING and have a picture of Tails' head on them.]
 * Sonic: I'll put up these flyers! Maybe someone will recognize Tails!

[''Sonic pulls out a single flyer with his right hand, which the camera zooms in on. In the next scene, which takes place on a farm, the camera moves to the right side of the screen, where a fat farmer is plowing the fields with a hoe he is holding in both his hands. The cow near him is grazing. Sonic spins past them, putting flyers on their backs, and on a tree. The cow looks at the flyer on her back and moos. Sonic is looking over at the flyer on the fat farmer's back.'']
 * Sonic: Hang in there, Tails, old buddy! I'll find you if I have to search every inch of this planet!

[''Sonic runs away, causing the flyer on the fat farmer's back to roll away. Sonic runs to the top of Mt. Mobius, leaving a trail of fire behind him.'']
 * Sonic: I'll start with the Wise Old Hermit on Mt. Mobius! He's supposed to know everything!

[Sonic stops when he reaches the top of Mt. Mobius, where the Wise Old Hermit is doing yoga.]
 * Sonic: Excuse me, do you know where I can find this two-tailed fox?

[Sonic pulls out a flyer with his left hand, and the Wise Old Hermit stares in shock at it and screams.]
 * Wise Old Hermit: There is no such thing as a two-tailed fox!
 * Sonic: Okay, so you don't know everything!

[''Sonic runs away, knocking the Wise Old Hermit over. The Wise Old Hermit screams as he falls. Sonic then spins through the ice territory, and stops when he comes to an Eskimo. He holds up a flyer with his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: We're offering a big reward! 500 fish heads and a barrel of blubber!

[''The eskimo grunts excitedly, then when Sonic shows him the flyer, he shrugs his shoulders and nods his head, "No". Sonic then runs past the igloo, causing it to fly into pieces.'']
 * Eskimo: Hey!

[The pieces of the igloo assemble themselves into a castle turret, which the Eskimo stares at in surprise.]
 * Eskimo: Huh?

[''Sonic spins from the ice territory into the jungle. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is in the jungle, swinging from a vine he is holding onto with both his hands, he lets go, flips, and grabs another vine with his teeth. He swings from it, then spins down. He slips on a pile of banana peels, and does a Tarzan yell. He then slips into a large pile of banana peels, which are near a Jungle Man, who is holding a single banana in his right hand, and a bunch of them in his left arm. The Jungle Man burps, and Sonic pokes himself out of the pile of bananas. He picks up a single banana peel on his head with his right hand and tosses it aside.'']
 * Sonic: Pardone Moi, have you seen this fella?

[''Sonic pulls out a flyer with his left hand, and the Jungle Man points his right index finger up at the sky. Katella's ship flies over them, and Tails can be seen in one of the windows.'']
 * Tails: Help me, Sonic! Get me out of here! I'm scared!
 * Sonic: I'm comin', little pal!

[''Sonic runs out of the pile of banana peels, and chases after Katella's ship. He comes to a palm leaf, which he puts his left hand on.'']
 * Sonic: Nothing's gonna stand in my way!

[''Sonic spins up to a mountain. He spins through it to the other side, and chases after Katella's ship, leaving a trail of fire behind him. He stares in shock, screams, then screeches to a halt just in time to avoid falling off a cliff. He grunts as he hits a rock with his feet, causing it to fall of the cliff. Katella's ship flies away from him.'']
 * Sonic: Oh, he's gone!

[The screen fades to black.]