User blog:ZionWWBU2001/Sonic Fortress 2- Scout/Zion

Zion: Well, isn't this unbelievable. I'm filming this idiot posing as Scout from the TF2 series.

Neo: Just take the footage. We need to get this up on the wiki since you signed up.

Zion: Fine.. Take 1 in 3... 2... 1... ACTION!


 * TF2 Music*

Neo: Well, isn't this suprising... Do you have any idea who you're talkin' to?

*2 hours earlier*

ShadowUnleashed: *eats sandwich* (Russian accent) Mmm... Yummy sandvich...

Neo: *taps ShadowUnleashed on the head*

ShadowUnleashed: (Russian accent) Hmm? Who's there? *looks at Neo*

Neo: Hello, Mr. Admin.... -_-

*snaps back*

Neo: Do you know any idea who I am?

*Time snap.. again.*

ShadowUnleashed: (Russian accent) YOUR BLOOD WILL BE ALL OVER!

Neo: NOT BEFORE I WHACK YOU WITH MY GOD FORSAKEN BAT!

*Time snap*

Neo: Seriously: Kinda of a big deal.

*Time snap*

ShadowUnleashed: Stop... Choking... Me....

Neo: Put a sandwich in it, admin!

*Time snaps*

Neo: *looks at his muscles* Yeah, that's beautifiul. Heh.

*Time snaps*

ShadowUnleashed: *grabs Neo* There. Now, it's MY turn.

<p style="text-align: right;">Neo: NEVER! *whacks ShadowUnleashed with flyswatter*

ShadowUnleashed: OW! Who have you been hanging out with? Shelly?

<p style="text-align: right;">Neo: Yes. MY turn now... *takes out baseball bat*

Shadow Unleashed: Aw, crap.

<p style="text-align: right;">*time snaps*

<p style="text-align: right;">Neo: You're listening? Okay:

<p style="text-align: right;">Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and editors.. I hurt people.

<p style="text-align: right;">*time snaps*

ShadowUnleashed: I'm going to kill you!

<p style="text-align: right;">Neo: *hits ShadowUnleashed with baseball bat* Boink!

<p style="text-align: right;">Future Neo: I'm a force of nature...

<p style="text-align: right;">Neo: *hits S.U. again* BONK!

<p style="text-align: right;">Future Neo: If you were from were I was from, you'd be freaking dead.

ShadowUnleashed: My... sandwich....

<p style="text-align: right;">Neo: DIE, SUCKER!!! * jumps off building and whacks S.U. in the head*

<p style="text-align: right;">* FINAL TIME SNAP!*

<p style="text-align: right;">Neo: WHOO!

<p style="text-align: right;">*TF2 music*

<p style="text-align: right;">Neo: And that's why I gonna start eating this sandwich. OMNOMNOM! *swallows sandwich*

ShadowUnleashed: I... hate... you....

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