Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24810590-20140630111556/@comment-4533965-20140710050903

However, little did anyone know that this entire story was merely a figment of Big the Cat's imagination. Big died that day when he crossed the road to eat at Uncle Chuck's chili dog restaurant. How specifically did he die?

Ronald McDonald fought a noble great war against Uncle Chick to see who the better restuarant franchise was. However, Big and the Burger King mascot arrived, fought against Ronald McDonald, but Big sacrificed himself to save Captain Crunch from near death via Toucan Sam blasting a bazooka at the captain.

With this, the entire 204 messages above this story has been of nothing.


 * Fin.