Mech Suits Me/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Mech Suits Me".

[Scene: Jungle, Evening]
 * [Tails, Amy, Knuckles and Sticks are running with their Pugil sticks from an unseen threat.]
 * Sticks: He's gaining on us!
 * Knuckles: This is getting too real, man!
 * [The four members of Team Sonic stop and stare around the area.]
 * Tails: [Nervous] What the heck was that?
 * [Suddenly, Tails falls on the ground and gets dragged into the bushes]
 * Amy: [Nervous] It's not Tails! None of us are...
 * [Amy screams and falls in the bush.]
 * Sticks: We gotta get out of here!
 * [Sticks and Knuckles runs across a tree branch. They spot Sonic and grind to a halt.]
 * Sonic: Did you think escape would be that easy?
 * [Sticks jumps and charges at Sonic with her stick but she misses. Sticks and Knuckles surround Sonic. Knuckles grunts and walk slowly towards Sonic. They fight each other on the branch. Sonic almost falls off, but uses the end of the stick as a pole and swings his way round. He pushes Knuckles. Knuckles slides down the end of the branch and falls into the tree. Sticks and Sonic remain. Sticks charges into Sonic, but Sonic counters by sliding his legs on Sticks' body. Sonic kicks Sticks off the tree branch.]
 * Sonic: Annnd the hedgehog takes the game! [Amy, Knuckles and Tails climb up the branch] So who's gonna be the next Jungle Predator?
 * Tails: It's Sticks' turn. Hey. Where is Sticks?
 * Sticks: Down here! You guys go wanna check this out!
 * Amy: We're not falling for that. It's the oldest trick in the Jungle Predator book.
 * Sonic: I've been meaning to read that book. How is it?
 * Amy: Not as bad as the movie. Studios should stop recycling the same tired old properties and make something original for once.
 * [Knuckles, Sonic and Tails look at Amy. Sonic scratches his head and Tails coughs.]
 * Sticks: Uh... guys!

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, Day]
 * Dr. Eggman: 250 channels and finally something interesting to watch. Well aside from that guy who goes to failing restaurants and yells at everybody. Love that guy.

[Scene Change: Jungle Cave, Day]
 * Amy: It's dark in here.
 * Tails: I have just the thing to fix that.
 * [Tails presses a button on his wrist controller that turns everyone's Luminous Suit on. They all gasp in amazement at the background.]
 * Tails: Where do you suppose it all came from?
 * Sticks: Illuminati. Laser people. The league of ventriloquists. Who did that?
 * Sonic: You did, Sticks.
 * Sticks: That what they want you to think?!
 * Amy: I'd say it's more likely that these are markings from the time of the Ancients.
 * Knuckles: But what do they mean?
 * Amy: I think they want us to go that way.
 * Tails: Did you deduce that using your vast knowledge of archaeology?
 * Amy: Nah. There's a huge arrow pointing that way.
 * [Team Sonic follow the arrow and Knuckles discovers a metal hand.]
 * Knuckles: Whoa. Looks like this guy could use a hand.
 * [Knuckles gives five to the hand. The rest of Team Sonic look unconvinced. Sonic, Tails and Knuckles lift rocks out of the way to reveal the whole figure.]
 * Sticks: [Scared] Dah! An evil robot! [Softly] That was... That was redundant. [Scared] Dah! A robot!
 * Amy: That's no robot. That's an old mech suit.
 * Sonic: It looks like me. Gotta hand it to those Ancients. They had swag. [He jumps on the mech.]
 * Tails: Maybe I should run some tests first.
 * [Tails hesitantly presses a button on his wrist controller. Sonic's Mech Suit activates and glows red. It walks almost into Tails, who dives out of the way in time. The rest of Team Sonic chase the Mech Suit out of the cave. The mech suit is blocked by force field.]
 * Sonic: What?
 * Dr. Eggman: You meddlesome muskrats were so wrapped up in your little spelunking adventure, you didn't even notice my camouflage Spy Bot was watching you the whole time! [He accidentally points to his right.]
 * Knuckles: That's some great camouflage!
 * Dr. Eggman: No wait. It's over here. [He points to his left where Spy Bot actually is.]
 * Tails: I'd hack the force field but I can't get a signal underground.
 * Dr. Eggman: Hope you guys don't like oxygen cuz it's in short supply down there. Heheh.
 * [Sonic tries punching through the force field. After the third attempt the force field breaks open. Team Sonic escape the cave.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Okay. Not expecting that. Luckily I've got a plan B, a plan Mega B that is! The B stands for bot if that wasn't clear. I think it was pretty clear.
 * [Mega Bot pummels some trees over and shoots a missile at Sonic's Mech. The Mech uses a shield to block the attack.]
 * Sonic: I'm starting to like this suit.
 * [Sonic spins around Mega Bot but it pushes Sonic away. He charges towards it and kicks and punches in the eye, toppling it over. With Sonic's eyes glowing red, he fires a laser that destroys Mega Bot. The eye lands next to Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Quietly] Even I got it. That was kind of cool.
 * [Eggman screams as Sonic grabs him. He slams him into a rock wall, and prepares for one final punch.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Nervously] I wasn't really gonna leave you in that cave. I was just about to call for help. It would've sounded something like this. Help!
 * [Sonic was about to fire missiles but gets stopped by Amy.]
 * Amy: Sonic! What are you doing?! Stop!
 * [Sonic lets go of Eggman, leaving a mark on the wall. Eggman runs off. Sonic jumps off his mech suit.]
 * Sonic: I don't know what came over me.
 * Dr. Eggman: You know how often I use laundry as an excuse to bail on a battle? This time, I really gotta do my laundry. [Jumps on the Eggmobile and leaves.]

[Scene Change: Near Sonic's Shack, Day]
 * Knuckles: And it turns out it was in my mouth the whole time.
 * Sonic: Hey guys!
 * [Sonic greets the rest of Team Sonic in his mech suit.]
 * Sticks: Why are you still wearing that pink hand?
 * Sonic: It's better than anything Tails can invent. Am I right?
 * Tails: Hey!

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, Day]
 * [Sonic in his Mech waits in a long queue. He pushes the customers out of the way.]
 * Old Monkey: It's today or it's so inconsiderate. They walk around with those loose-fitting mech suits. Put on a belt!
 * Sonic: Ssh. Whatever.
 * [Sonic looks at Perci and Staci. They both blink back at him.]
 * Sonic: Check it out. Twins. Hey, Perci! Hey, Staci.
 * [They both wave at Sonic. He laughs. Suddenly a ball hits him.]
 * Wolfie: Sorry about that!
 * [Disgruntled, Sonic stamps the ball into the ground.]

[Scene Change: Cave, Day]
 * Amy: Maybe we can excavate some artifacts that'll clue us into what's going on with Sonic. Of course, I'm the expert so don't be too embarrassed if you can't find anything.
 * Knuckles: Found old doubloons!
 * Sticks: Found dinosaur bone!
 * Tails: Found the schematic for Sonic's Mech suit!
 * [Amy grunts]

[Scene Change: Seaside Island, Day]
 * Tails: It seems the soup house is a type of symbiont technology that slowly takes over its host. That's why you've been acting so aggressively lately.
 * Sonic: Wow. I can't believe it.
 * Amy: The Ancients were highly advanced. You know, for being so, ancient.
 * Sonic: No. I can't believe you guys call yourselves my friends. You're just a bunch of goodie goodies who want to take away my suit! I'm gonna find someone who gets me. Later twerps!
 * [Sonic leaps and takes off to Eggman's Lair.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, Day]
 * [Sonic knocks on the lair door. Afterwards he punches a hole in the door. Eggman appears through the hole.]
 * Dr. Eggman: What's going on here?! Oh, Sonic. You look different. Did you get contacts?
 * Sonic: [Fiercely] I'm here to propose a partnership.
 * Dr. Eggman: Yeah, I'm gonna have to think this over.
 * [A Montage plays. Eggman snatches an ice cream off the vendor While the vendor gets distracted, Sonic takes the stall away. In another scene, Stratford and Beth the Shrew stack cards. Sonic deliberately breaks the tower, giving Eggman a high five. Knuckles accidentally pours all the salt on his burger. When the lid comes off, he angrily stares at Sonic and Eggman, who give another high five. The last scene shows Sonic and Eggman sitting on the bench wearing white moustaches feeding the pigeons.]
 * Dr. Eggman: A partnership sounds great!

[Scene Change: Village Center, Day]
 * Dr. Eggman: So, you see. Unless you pay me a ransom mother. Oh let's say, a ludicrous amount. I'm gonna blow this whole town of smithereens.
 * Mayor Fink: Your factory doesn't scare me. As soon as Sonic shows up, he'll put a stop to this!
 * [Suddenly Sonic's Mech lands beside the Mayor.]
 * Sonic: Cough up the dough, Mayor, or the whole town will feel my wrath!
 * Dr. Eggman: [Clears throat] Our wrath. He means our wrath.
 * [Sonic pushes Eggman away and shoots a laser, burning a hole into some steps.]
 * Mayor Fink: [Nervously] And to think you were the guest of honor at my pancake breakfast fundraiser.
 * Sonic: You have 24 hours or else I...
 * Dr. Eggman: He means we.
 * Sonic: ...destroy everything.
 * [Sonic laughs maniacally. Eggman laughs nervously, and then flails his arms]
 * Dr. Eggman: Wait up, Sonic!

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, Day]
 * Dr. Eggman: Wow, Sonic. The way you stood up to the mayor was epic. And the power of your mech suit is unparalleled. Now if you'll excuse me I accidentally left my excuse generator on. Orbot! Cubot!
 * [Eggman, Orbot and Cubot walk away.]

[Scene Change: The Living Room, Day]
 * Dr. Eggman: You should have seen how Sonic abstains me. If I could somehow steal that mech suit then I'd have all the power.
 * Cubot: I don't think that's the greatest idea, boss.
 * Dr. Eggman: And why not?
 * Cubot: Because Sonic's been standing here listening to everything you said.
 * Sonic: You're just like all the others. Let's warp out for my precious suit!
 * Dr. Eggman: No no I was just testing my dopey assistants' loyalty. I wanted to see if I was foolish enough to turn on my best friend. Bad robots!
 * [Eggman picks up a stick from the sofa and smacks Orbot and Cubot's head with it. Eggman steps back from an approaching Sonic, but activates an escape chute allowing him to escape up to the lair's roof. He drops his stick, straightens his moustache and jumps on the Eggmobile. Sonic finds a way out of the lair and chases him.]

[Scene Change: Unnamed Village, Day]
 * [The chase scene continues at Unnamed Village. A laser is fired at the Eggmobile, but it misses. Sonic charges into the Eggmobile and sends Eggman spinning. Uncontrolled, he is finished off with one more laser, landing head first onto the ground. Sonic turns to Mayor Fink.]
 * Sonic: So. About that ransom.
 * Mayor Fink: Hey, I thought we had 24 hours.
 * Sonic: And I thought your administration was gonna repeal the chili dog tax. I guess we're all disappointed. [Harshly] Now hand it over!
 * Amy: [Off-screen] Not so fast, Sonic!
 * [The rest of Team Sonic arrive and confront Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Look what we got here.
 * Knuckles: We can't fight Sonic. He's our best bud.
 * [Sonic punches Knuckles and sends him flying to a shack.]
 * Knuckles: After careful consideration I am now OK with it.
 * [Sticks charges into Sonic with her bo, but the mech suit's shield blocks the attack. He picks up the bo she's holding and spins her away. Amy attacks Sonic with her hammer, but the shield activates and she is immediately forced back by a laser. Knuckles tries punching the shield, but gets grabbed by Sonic's hand.]
 * Tails: According to these blueprints, the shield is shielded on all sides.
 * Sticks: Well, I guess that's that. If you need me, I'll be in my Doomsday Bunker.
 * Tails: But while the suit's charging its blaster to maximum it draws reserve power from its shields, momentarily disarming them.
 * Amy: If we can get you into the cockpit when the shields are down you can extract the symbiont chip and free Sonic.
 * Sticks: I'm never gonna get to use that bunker. Hey Sonic, over here!
 * [Sonic lets go of Knuckles.]
 * Knuckles: [Dizzy] Ugh... Now I got you right where I want you.
 * [Sticks dodges lasers and arms and prepares to combat Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Enough with this. Prepare for a full blast!
 * [Sonic powers up a full blast at Sticks.]
 * Sticks: Now!
 * [Amy, with Tails sitting on her hammer, swings round and releases it, throwing him head first towards the Mech Suit's cockpit.]
 * Sonic: Get off of me you little twerp!
 * [Tails gets up and pulls the symbiont chip off the Mech suit. He jumps off and the Mech suit deactivates.]
 * Sonic: What happened? I couldn't think straight. Nothing made sense.
 * Knuckles: Yeah, get used to it.
 * Tails: [Shows the symbiont chip to Sonic] The Mech suit was controlling you. But you don't have to worry about that anymore.
 * [He chucks the chip onto the ground. Amy whacks it with her hammer. Sonic jumps off the Mech Suit.]
 * Sonic: Just the same "I like it better with my feet on the ground" but I bet the suit will come in handy once in a while.
 * Amy: So, you really don't remember anything? Not even those twins?
 * Sonic: Oh I remember the twins, [laughs] I, I mean I remember how much I disliked them.