The Robots' Robot/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "The Robot's Robot".

Note: Scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highlighted in red .

[''The episode begins with a Sheep Farmer riding a donkey-driven hay cart. The donkey whinnies, then the sheep farmer turns his head to his right side when he hears Jackson and Suzie, a pair of lion cubs riding their bicycles past him and making car engine sounds. They drive their bicycles off a cliff, and Jackson grunts as he lands near the cart, screeching to a halt near a billboard with Robotnik's face on it. The donkey neighs and the Sheep Farmer gasps, and Suzie lands near his cart. '']
 * Suzie: Whoops!

[Suzie screeches to a halt near Jackson.]
 * Jackson: Radical jump, Suzie!
 * Suzie: Totally! I almost wiped! Come on, Jackson, I'll race you home!

[Jackson points his right thumb at the Robotnik billboard behind him.]
 * Jackson: Last one to the village is as rotten as Robotnik!

[''Jackson and Suzie ride their bicycles past the Sheep Farmer. They then ride them down the path to the city in the distance.'']
 * Suzie: Mom's cooking spaghetti! I can smell it from here!
 * Jackson: I'm starving!

[''Jackson gasps as the screen rumbles. He and Suzie stop their bicycles, and see the city in the process of imploding.'']
 * Suzie: Hey, what's going on?
 * Jackson: Wow! The whole village is exploding or something!

[Jackson points his left index finger at the imploding city.]
 * Suzie: More like "or something!

[A view of the imploded city is shown.]
 * Suzie: It's the opposite of exploded! It's... what's the word?

[Sonic runs up to Jackson and Suzie.]
 * Sonic: Imploded?
 * Suzie: Yeah, imploded! That's...

[Suzie turns to face Sonic and stares in shock at him.]
 * Suzie: Sonic the Hedgehog!
 * Jackson: Cool!

[Tails flies up to Sonic.]
 * Tails: What's happenin', Sonic?
 * Sonic: Looks like we got some work to do, little bro! Some sleazebag imploded these kids' town!
 * Suzie: But there's only one person on Mobius who would do something so incredibly gross and disgusting!

[''The camera moves to the upper-right corner of the screen, where a camera with a red letter "R" on it is revealed to be sitting on a tree branch. A view from Robotnik's security monitor is shown.'']
 * Sonic, Tails, Jackson, Suzie, and Dr. Robotnik: Dr. Robotnik!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly. He is revealed to be sitting in a chair, and Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be behind him.'']
 * Robotnik: Go ahead! Help those miserable brats, you pest of a hedgehog, and see if I care!
 * Grounder: Okay. Do you care, your rankness?
 * Robotnik: In a word...

[Robotnik leans up to Grounder, who stares in shock and screams at him.]
 * Robotnik: No!

[Grounder's head falls off.]
 * Grounder: Boy, he's in a good mood today!

[Scratch walks up to Grounder's disembodied head and picks it up with both his hands.]
 * Scratch: Yeah!
 * Robotnik: Because I have another foolproof plan for taking over the planet!

[Grounder's body rolls up to Scratch, who puts Grounder's head back on it.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Tell us what it is!
 * Robotnik: That meaningless little village has been imploded...

[Robotnik walks up to the Super Planetary Implosion Machine, or the SPIM for short.]
 * Robotnik: By this! The SPIM! Super Planetary Implosion Machine! Capable of imploding villages, towns, entire cities at the push of a button!

[Grounder screws his head back onto his body with both his hands.]
 * Grounder: Wow, that's mean!

[A tear emits from Robotnik's left eye, and he wipes it off with his left index finger.]
 * Robotnik: It's so mean, it overwhelms me with joy! And tomorrow, I'm going to use it to force the helpless citizens of Mobius to grovel at my feet!

[''Robotnik reaches behind the SPIM and pulls out the Butal Lepron Atomic Material Modification Oscillator, or the BLAMMO for short, with his left hand. The BLAMMO lights up.'']
 * Robotnik: And to think the whole machine is powered by this; the Butual Lepron Atomic Material Modification Oscillator!
 * Grounder: Whoo-hoo! Huh! What a mouthful! I hope we get to call it by its initials!
 * Robotnik: Or if you prefer to call it by its initials, the BLAMMO!
 * Scratch: The BLAMMO powers the SPIM?
 * Robotnik: Exactly! And tomorrow, everyone on Mobius will submit to me, or be imploded out of existence!

[''Robotnik sets the BLAMMO down on the SPIM. He walks away, and Grounder picks up the BLAMMO with both his hands.'']
 * Grounder: Oooh, look at it, Scratch! It glows!

[Suddenly, Grounder loses his grip on the BLAMMO and tosses it in the air.]
 * Grounder: Whoops!

[Robotnik turns and stares in shock at the BLAMMO.]
 * Robotnik: No!

[Grounder screams, as does Robotnik, as the latter catches the BLAMMO in his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: You bungling bolt-heads! The BLAMMO is a hair-trigger, highly unstable device! The slightest jiggle could set it off and implode the entire planet, and us with it!
 * Scratch: That wouldn't have been good!
 * Grounder: Yeah!

[Grounder chuckles nervously.]
 * Grounder: Sorry!
 * Robotnik: "Sorry"? YOu witless widgets nearly imploded me, and you're sorry?!

[Grounder groans as Robotnik smacks his face with his left hand and walks away.]
 * Robotnik: Where did I go wrong with you two? Why, a complete could make a better robot than you!

[Scratch walks up to Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Hey, did you hear that? A complete idiot could make a better robot than us!
 * Scratch: Yeah! Hey, hey, hey! We're a complete idiot, aren't we?
 * Grounder: Hey! We could build our own robot!

[''Scratch nods his head, "Yes" in approval. The screen transitions to the next scene, where a view of the ceiling is shown as the camera moves down to Scratch and Grounder, both of whom are at the Robo-Matic Machine.'']
 * Grounder: This is so easy! We just throw a bunch of spare parts into the robot-making machine!

[''Scratch, who is holding a battery in both his hands, puts it into the Robo-Matic machine. Grounder, who is holding a propeller in both his drills, hands it to Scratch, who puts it into the Robo-Matic machine.'']
 * Scratch: Just think, a mindless, partless nincombot servant of our very own!

[''Grounder, who is now holding a microwave in both his drills, hands it to Scratch, who puts it in the Robo-Matic machine. Grounder then holds a battery in both his drills and hands it to Scratch, who puts it in the Robo-Matic machine.'']
 * Grounder: Yeah! We could boss it around, humiliate it, and abuse it,

[Scratch holds up his left index finger.]
 * Scratch: Just like Dr. Robotnik does to us!

[Scratch and Grounder hug each other.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: We're gonna be parents!

[The screen transitions to a view outside the Imploded City, where Sonic, Tails, Jackson, and Suzie all are.]
 * Sonic: Yep, it's imploded, all right!
 * Tails: Looks like a donut!
 * Suzie: What are we gonna do? Our parents are in there!

[Suzie points her right index finger at the Imploded City.]
 * Suzie: We want to go home!

[Tears emit from Jackson's eyes as he covers them with both his hands.]
 * Jackson: I'm hungry!
 * Sonic: Don't worry, kid!

[Sonic runs away.]
 * Sonic: We'll get your village back to normal again!

[Sonic runs back, carrying a box of donuts in both his hands.]
 * Sonic: Or I'm a slow-mo, and I am no slow-mo! Have a donut, champ!

[''Sonic opens the box with his right hand. Jackson licks his lips hungrily.'']
 * Jackson: Mmm-mmm-mmm! Thanks!

[''Jackson picks up a donut with his left hand. Sonic closes the box and hands it to Suzie.'']
 * Sonic: In the meantime, we'll pitch camp!

[''Sonic runs up to a tree and sets up a tent and a campfire. He leans against the tree.'']
 * Sonic: And wait for Robotnik to make a mistake!
 * Tails: But what if he doesn't make a mistake?
 * Sonic: If he doesn't, those dumb-bots, Scratch and Grounder will! In fact, they're proably making one right now!

[The screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it.]
 * Scratch: Okay, throw the switch!

[The Robo-Matic machine turns on and starts up.]
 * Scratch: Our very own robot!
 * Grounder: Oh, Scratch, I wonder what it will look like!

[Grounder's nose falls off and into the Robo-Matic Machine.]
 * Grounder (in a nasal voice): Hey, I lost my nose again!
 * Scratch: Here it comes!

[Grounder rolls up to Scratch.]
 * Grounder (in a nasal voice): I can't wait to give it its first orders!

[Robot emerges from the Robo-Matic machine.]
 * Scratch: It's a boy! He has my chin and my eyes! Bwahahaha!
 * Grounder (in a nasal voice): Yeah, but he has my nose! Give me that!

[''Grounder takes his nose back with is left drill. Robot flinches and beeps.'']
 * Scratch: What do we call him?
 * Grounder: How bout' "Groundling"?
 * Scratch: Forget it, ratchet-head! I was thinking along the lines of "Scratch the Second"!
 * Grounder: Aw, no way, exhaust-breath!
 * Scratch: He needs a name that'll show how smart his parents are! Something imaginative, like...
 * Scratch and Grounder: Robot!

[''Robot beeps and flinches. Grounder then chuckles.'']
 * Grounder: Okay, what do we make him do first?
 * Scratch: What do we hate to do the most?

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Scratch, Grounder, and Robot are all in the kitchen. Robot is wearing an apron. Scratch points his right index finger at him.'']
 * Scratch: Okay, slave! Ahem! I mean, son! Wash!

[''Robot turns to face the dishes, and looks up at them. He beeps nervously, then pulls his apron back with his left claw. A sink emits from his chest, and he puts one dish in it with his right claw. He then tosses that dish, along with many more, into the Super Dish-O-Matic machine. Scratch stares in amazement.'']
 * Scratch: This is great! Look at him go! Bwahahaha!
 * Grounder: Yeah! Ha ha ha ha! We'll have to make more robots so we can retire!

[''As Robot continues putting dishes in his sink with his right claw and tossing them into the Super Dish-O-Matic with his left, he beeps angrily. Soon, the Super Dish-O-Matic is full. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.'']
 * Grounder: Hey, he's overloading the Super Dish-O-Matic!

[Scratch holds up both his hands like stop signs.]
 * Scratch: Hey hey! Slow down! Stop!

[''But Robot doesn't stop. In fact, he overloads the Super-Dish-O-Matic, causing it to explode and shattered dishes to fly everywhere. Grounder screams as he flinches.'']
 * Scratch: Aw, Dr. Robotnik's gonna be very unhappy!

[Sure enough, Robotnik is revealed to be standing in the doorway, wearing a fez, red pajamas with tan spots on them, and tan slippers.]
 * Robotnik: Robotnik isn't unhappy. In fact, he's... extremely ticked off! What have you done to my China?!
 * Grounder: Uh, well, um, completely trashed it?

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Robot, who stares in shock at him.]
 * Robotnik: And what is this?!

[Robotnik leans up to Robot, who beeps nervously at him.]
 * Scratch: He's our very own robot!
 * Grounder: Yeah! Um, we built him to work around the house! You know, uh, mowing the lawn, emptying the garbage, doing the, um, uh, dishes?

[Grounder holds up a piece of one of the shattered dishes with his right drill.]
 * Robotnik: You are useless! I'm personally going to take you apart and turn you into a popcorn popper!

[''Robot shudders, and a thought balloon appears on the left side of the screen. In the thought balloon, Robot visualizes himself as a popcorn popper. Robot then rolls away, beeping frantically. Robotnik then turns to face Scratch and Grounder, who scream in fear.'']
 * Robotnik: You two dumb-bots! Now clean up this mess, and keep it down!

[''Robotnik yawns and stretches. He then walks back out the doorway.'']
 * Robotnik: I'm going to take over Mobius first thing in the morning, and I need my beauty rest!

[Scratch salutes Robotnik with his right hand.]
 * Scratch: Yes, Sir, your putridity, sir!
 * Grounder: Aw, don't pay any attention to him, Robot! He says he's gonna take us apart all the time! Uh, Robot?

[''A view of a bindle is shown, with a toothbrush, an alarm clock, a can of oil, a rag, and three batteries in it. A photo of Scratch and Grounder is tossed into it, and Robot beeps as he stares at the BLAMMO he is holding in his left claw. He is about to toss it in, when he hears Scratch.'']
 * Scratch: Robot! Stop! Don't touch that!

[Scratch and Grounder run towards Robot.]
 * Scratch: He took the BLAMMO module! We gotta stop him!

[''Robot, who is now holding the tied-up bindle in his left claw, beeps angrily and rolls away. He rolls down the mountain to Robotnik's fortress, and Scratch and Grounder stop when they reach the doorway.'']
 * Scratch: Robot! Wait! Come back! Oh, no! We gotta get that BLAMMO back before Dr. Robotnik finds out it's gone!
 * Grounder: Yeah, and before Robot jiggles it or, or drops it, or something, and the whole planet implodes! What are we gonna do, Scratch?
 * Scratch: He's our little Schnookums, and we're gonna find it back!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is rested against the tree outside the Imploded City, reading a newspaper. Robot, who is now carrying the bindle in his left claw, rolls past him.'']
 * Sonic: Cute little robot!

[''Sonic stares in shock and gasps when he sees an article in the newspaper. He walks up to Tails, who is sleeping in a sleeping bag outside the tent.'']
 * Sonic: Let's go, Tails!

[''Sonic puts his right hand on Tails' back, waking him up. He then opens the newspaper with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: The game's afoot! Check out this ad in the morning paper!

[Tails takes the newspaper from Sonic with his left hand and opens it with his right.]
 * Tails: Parents seek missing robot.

[''The inside of the newspaper is shown. The headline says, ROBOT MISSING, and has pictures of Robot, Scratch, and Grounder.'']
 * Tails: Last seen leaving Robotnik's fortress, carrying a toothbrush, two pairs of extra underwear, and a highly unstable BLAMMO device that could easily implode the entire planet.

[Sonic points his left thumb behind himself.]
 * Sonic: And I just saw that very robot headed toward Jumbo Canyon! Jackson, you and Suzie get some more sleep! We'll be back! Let's bail, Tails!

[''Sonic runs away, and Tails flies behind him. Robot continues rolling across the road. A thought balloon appears on the right side of the screen, and once again, Robot visualizes himself as a popcorn popper.'']
 * Robotnik: Useless! Take you to pieces! turn you into popcorn popper!

[''Robot's thought balloon disappears, and Robot beeps frantically. Sonic runs behind him, and Robot comes to the wall of a mountain. A propeller emits from Robot's chest, and he uses it to drill a hole through the mountain wall. Sonic screeches to a halt when he comes to the hole, and looks inside.'']
 * Sonic: Tricky little tyke! What do you think, Tails? Should I triple-spin us a tunnel through the mountain, go over the top, or run around it? Let me think!

[''Robot digs through the other side of the mountain, and his propeller goes back into his chest. He looks back when he hears Scratch.'']
 * Scratch: Shnookums!

[The camera cuts to a view of Scratch and Grounder and zooms in on them.]
 * Grounder: Come to daddy!

[''Scratch and Grounder walk up to Robot, who stares in shock at them and rolls away. Grounder points his left drill at him.'']
 * Grounder: Uh-oh! He's headed right for Jumbo Canyon!

[''The camera cuts to a view of Jumbo Canyon, and moves down to the bottom of the screen. Scratch and Grounder run faster towards Robot.'']
 * Scratch: He'll set off the BLAMMO module!
 * Grounder: Oh, we're doomed!
 * Scratch and Grounder: Look out!

[''Robot turns to face Jumbo Canyon. He beeps frantically as he screeches to a halt, but it is too late, and he falls off Jumbo Canyon. The screen fades to black.'']