User blog comment:SalaComMander/The "Cheer Up Namesiw" Contest/@comment-17295736-20101006175358

Here's one, three guys are standing on a cliff and they each have one item, one has a flagpole, one has a handful of rice, and the other guy has a hand grenade. They drop the objects off the cliff and go to see where they fell.

The first guy found his flagpole hit a man in the head. He apologizes and goes home.

The second guy found his rice hit a lady in the eye. He apologizes and goes home.

The last guy finds a little boy rolling on the ground laughing. He asks what’s so funny. The little boy says “I farted and my house blew up!