Honey, I Shrunk the Hedgehog/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Honey, I Shrunk the Hedgehog".

[''The episode begins with a view outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it. Inside Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder are all assembling the Super Shrink Ray.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: Hurry up, you two! I want this thing finished within the hour!

[As Grounder assembles two of the cables together, Scratch is holding the blueprints in his left hand as he scratches his head with his right.]
 * Scratch: According to these schematics, we're ready to attach the 50,000-watt battery to the bipolar capacitron!

[''The camera cuts to a view of the blueprints and zooms in on them. Scratch points to the Super Shrink Ray with his right index finger, then to the 50,000-watt battery, which resembles Grounder's head. He looks around, and mistakes Grounder's head for the battery. He points his right index finger at it.'']
 * Scratch: Ah, there it is!

[''Scratch grabs Grounder's head with both his hands and pulls on it. Grounder grunts.'']
 * Grounder: What are you doing?
 * Scratch: D'oh, hold your horses, Grounder! I'm just getting a 50,000-watt battery!

[''Grounder grunts as Scratch pulls his head off and places it on the Super Shrink Ray. Grounder's drills wave over his headless body, which wanders around as Scratch, who is now holding a jackhammer in both his hands, uses it to drill Grounder's head into the Super Shrink Ray.'']
 * Grounder: Scratch, wait!

[Scratch stops drilling with the jackhammer and sees Grounder's headless body.]
 * Scratch: Lost your head again, huh? I'll be with you as soon as I install this!

[''Grounder mumbles as Scratch continues drilling his head into the Super Shrink Ray. As Scratch finishes, the camera zooms in on Grounder's head, and smoke emits from Grounder's nose.'']
 * Grounder: Oh-ho! Oh, I've got a headache!

[Grounder grunts as Scratch, who is holding the beam of the Super Shrink Ray in both his hands, places it on his head.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, no wonder! Treating your head like it was an old, dead battery!

[''Scratch picks up the battery with both his hands and walks up to Grounder's body. He places the battery on it and grunts as he screws it in. Grounder's body explodes and the force of the explosion pushes Scratch away. Electrical sparks surge through Grounder's body, which chases Scratch through Robotnik's lair at a high speed.'']
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how-how!

[''Grounder's body knocks Scratch away, and runs towards Robotnik, who stares at it in shock and screams. Grounder's body runs through Robotnik and knocks him over.'']
 * Robotnik: Ow!

[Robotnik walks up to Scratch, who is now near the Super Shrink Ray, and pulls on his mustache with both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: That nincombot should be dismantled!

[Scratch stands up and dusts off his left wrist with his right hand.]
 * Grounder: Oh, I think I already am.

[Scratch looks over at the Super Shrink Ray and realizes that Grounder's head really is on it.]
 * Scratch: Huh?

[Robotnik stares in shock as Grounder's body heads towards him and Scratch.]
 * Robotnik: Yeow!

[''Scratch and Grounder stare in shock, and the latter screams. Robotnik and Scratch both run away as Grounder's body heads towards the Super Shrink Ray. It crashes into it, causing the beam, Grounder's head, and the battery to all fly into the air. Grounder's head lands back on his body, and the battery lands on the Super Shrink Ray. The beam lands on the battery.'']
 * Robotnik: Oh, it's finished!
 * Scratch: Yeah!

[Scratch chuckles.]
 * Scratch: Only, what is it?
 * Robotnik: Why, my Super Shrink Ray, of course!

[''The Super Shrink Ray charges up. Robotnik then walks up to a plastic dome.'']
 * Robotnik: With it, I will shrink key Mobian cities and place them in this contained habitat, where I will enslave their puny inhabitants and force me to give them all their natural resources, then return the natural resources to normal size by reversing polarity of the Shrink Ray,

[''The camera moves over to the Super Shrink Ray. Robotnik now has both his hands over the plastic dome.'']
 * Robotnik: And use all these ill-gotten gains to further my plans for world domination of Mobius! Phew! The more complicated my schemes get, the harder they are to say in one breath!

[''Robotnik sighs, and the screen transitions to a view of Mole Mountain. The camera moves over to the mine. Sonic, Tails, and McMole are standing on a dock, where the rest of the Mole Miners have gathered around. As McMole speaks, the camera zooms in on him.'']
 * McMole: Now, listen up, Moles, our production's been going down, and the boss is threatening to shut the coal mine! That's why I invited Sonic to give us some tips on speeding things up!
 * Sonic: You guys tired of being slow-mo's, huh?

[The Mole Miners all nod their heads, "Yes", and talk unintelligibly in agreement.]
 * Sonic: All right, if you want to produce more, you've got to move faster! Tails?

[Sonic turns to face Tails, who holds up his right thumb.]
 * Tails: I'm with you, Sonic!

[''Tails runs away, then comes back, carrying a crate filled with shoes identical to Sonic's in both his hands. He dumps all the shoes out of the crate.'']
 * Tails: Super slick kicks! Get em' while they're hot!

[''The Mole Miners all talk unintelligibly as the shoes land near them. One of the shoes hits one of the workers on his head.'']
 * Sonic: And if you want to dig deeper, you've got to use your head!

[''Sonic points his right index finger at his head. The Mole Miners are now all wearing the shoes identical to Sonic's and talk unintelligibly. Sonic salutes Tails with his right hand, and Tails flies into the air, carrying another crate with both his hands.'']
 * Tails: Coming right up!

[''Tails dumps the crate, revealing it to be filled with hard hats that resemble Sonic's head. The Mole Miners all talk unintelligibly as they remove their old helmets and put the new ones on.'']
 * Sonic: Now, you remember what I showed you earlier today? Well, what are you waiting for? Let's see you juice!

[The Mole Miners all gear up to run.]
 * Mole Miners: Up, Over, and Dig!

[''The Mole Miners run into the mine and dig as fast as they can, using pickaxes, shovels, and even their own bare hands. The camera moves over to a mine cart, which one Mole Miner fills with coal.'']
 * McMole: Way to go, moles! With those Sonic hats and sneakers, our production will be up in no time!

[''McMole turns to face Sonic, and shakes his right hand with his right hand. The screen then transitions to a view inside Robotnik's fortress, where Scratch and Grounder are operating the Super Shrink Ray, while Robotnik is at the plastic dome. The camera zooms in on Robotnik.'']
 * Robotnik: It's working beyond my wildest dreams! I've got forests, oil, iron ore, precious gems!

[The camera cuts to a view inside Robotnik's plastic dome, which is revealed to have a miniature ecosystem inside it.]
 * Robotnik: There's only one thing left to make my resources complete; coal! Scratch, Grounder, is the Shrink Ray locked onto the last city?

[Scratch and Grounder turn to face Robotnik, and Grounder nods his head, "Yes".]
 * Scratch: Yes, your grossness!
 * Robotnik: Well, what are you waiting for? Zap them!

[''Robotnik pounds his left fist on the table. Scratch and Grounder operate the Super Shrink Ray, which fires a beam out of the skylight of Robotnik's fortress and into the air. The beam reflects off a satellite in space, and zaps the mine that Sonic, Tails, McMole, and the Mole Miners are all in. The mine shrinks, and Sonic, Tails, and McMole all look around in confusion.'']
 * McMole: What's happening?

[The mine continues to shrink.]
 * Tails: We're shrinking!

[''The beam retracts and carries the shrunken mine back to Robotnik's fortress. Scratch and Grounder operate the Super Shrink Ray so it will drop the shrunken mine into the plastic dome. Robotnik then closes the top of the dome with his right hand.'']
 * Robotnik: It's done! Welcome, my itty-bitty citizens!

[sonic, Tails, McMole, and the Mole Miners all look up at Robotnik.]
 * Tails: Oh, no! It's Robotnik!

[The camera moves up to Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: I am your supreme ruler, and I need natural resources, so get to work, double time!

[The Mole Miners stare in shock and run away.]
 * Sonic: That rotten egg has shrunken Mole Mountain!
 * McMole: What'll we do, Sonic?
 * Sonic: I'm not sure yet. I think better when I'm running!

[Sonic runs away.]
 * Tails: Wait up!

[''Tails flies after Sonic. McMole then rubs his left hand uner his chin.'']
 * McMole: I sure hope Sonic can get us out of this mess!

[''Sonic runs across the mine to, with Tails flying behind him. Sonic stops when he reaches the edge of the dome, then presses both his hands against it.'']
 * Tails: How are you gonna get through that plastic wall, Sonic?

[''Sonic spins and tries to break through the plastic, but due to his diminutive size, it is too strong for him to break. Sonic grunts when he hits the ground.'']
 * Sonic: Looks like I'm not!

[Sonic turns to face McMole and the Mole Miners, who have all caught up to him.]
 * Sonic: Huh?
 * McMole: Maybe we can help you, Sonic! All we've got to do is put our heads together!
 * Sonic: Well, what are you waiting for? Dig in!

[''Sonic and the Mole Miners all spin together, forming the shape of a chainsaw. Together, they begin to break through the plastic dome. A view of an oil rig through some binoculars is shown, and Robotnik is revealed to be holding the binoculars in both his hands.'']
 * Robotnik: Excellent! Here comes my first shipment of oil!

[''Robotnik opens the top of dome with his left hand. He then turns to face Scratch and Grounder and raises his left fist at them.'']
 * Robotnik: Stop standing around like a bunch of vending machines and prepare to recieve those tanker trucks!

[Scratch salutes Robotnik with his right hand, and Grounder salutes him with his right drill.]
 * Scratch: Yes, your nastiness!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to the Super Shrink Ray, and Grounder pulls the lever with his right hand.]
 * Grounder: Reversing polarity!
 * Scratch: Roger!

[''Scratch turns the knob clockwise with his right hand, so that the needle faces the minus instead of the plus. The Super Shrink Ray fires a beam into the dome, and the beam carries an oil tanker truck out of the dome. Scratch salutes Robotnik with his left hand.'']
 * Scratch: One tanker truck coming up!

[The camera zooms out on Scratch, revealing the re-enlarged tanker truck to be suspended over him.]
 * Scratch: Or should I say coming down?

[''The beam dies down, causing the tanker truck to land on Scratch and flatten him. Scratch grunts as he is flattened. Robotnik walks up to the tanker truck.'']
 * Robotnik: Stop lying around, you chicken-fried robot,

[Robotnik grabs Scratch by his neck with his right hand and pulls his flattened body out.]
 * Robotnik: And get this truck out of here! There's more to come!

[Robotnik tosses Scratch into the cab of the truck.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!

[Stars spin around Scratch's head.]
 * Scratch [wearily]: Sure!

[''Scratch grabs the steering wheel with both his hands and drives the truck away. Back in the plastic dome, Sonic, McMole, and the Mole Miners finish cutting a hole through the edge of the dome. They all escape, and smoke emits from the heads of McMole and the Mole Miners, who all wave their hands and scream in pain.'']
 * Mole Miner: It burns!

[''Tails flies out of the hole and lands near Sonic. He points his right thumb behind himself.'']
 * Tails: Robotnik just enlarged a tanker truck, Sonic!
 * Sonic: That means his ray can enlarge us, too! The only problem is...

[''Sonic runs to the edge of the table, and Tails follows behind him. They screech to a halt when they reach the edge of the table, and the camera moves over to the Super Shrink Ray.'']
 * Sonic: Getting from here, to there!
 * Tails: No sweat, Sonic! All we need is a little tail wind!

[''Tails walks behind Sonic and grabs Sonic's body with both his hands. He flies into the air, with Sonic in tow.'']
 * Tails: We'll be at that ray device in no time!

[''Tails turns a corner near a ledge, and he and Sonic get caught in a spider web. They lose their helmets in the process, and Sonic grunts as he tries to escape.'']
 * Tails: Oh, great! Robotnik must have set traps for us!
 * Sonic: I don't think Robotnik even knows we're here!

[Sonic stares in shock, and beads of sweat emit from his head.]
 * Sonic: But he does!

[The camera moves over to the Spider at the top of the web, which screeches.]
 * Tails: Ewww! A giant spider!
 * Sonic: Actually, he's a small one. Trouble is, we're smaller!

[''The Spider screeches as it crawls down the web, and drool emits from its fangs. Sonic grunts as he struggles to escape from the web.'']
 * Tails: I can't get unstuck from this web!
 * Sonic: In that case, we'll just have to spin a new one!

[''Sonic spins, and wraps the web around the spider, trapping it in it. Sonic and Tails are also wrapped in the web, but Sonic spins and breaks through, and breaks Tails out. They both fall to the floor, but whilst Sonic lands on his feet, Tails lands on his tails, which are tied together from the web and grunts. Sonic dusts off his left arm with his right hand, and Tails stands up.'']
 * Tails: Phew! That was too close!

[Sonic points his right index finger ahead of him.]
 * Sonic: Come on, Tails, fly us out of here!

[Tails grunts and tries to fly into the air, but the web that tied his tails together prevent him from doing so.]
 * Tails: I can't! My tails are all gummed up from that sticky web!
 * Sonic: In that case, we'll just have to cross Robotnik's lab on foot!

[''The camera moves over to the Super Shrink Ray and zooms in on it. Sonic grabs Tails' right wrist with his left hand and runs away, with him in tow. A view of the oil rig through Robotnik's binoculars is now shown, and Robotnik is once again holding the binoculars in both his hands.'']
 * Robotnik: Good, good! Keep that oil pumping, keep that timber falling, keep that coal...

[A view through Robotnik's binoculars is shown as they pass by the hole in the plastic dome.]
 * Robotnik: What the? Someone's escaped!

[Robotnik walks across the floor, looking through his binocluars.]
 * Robotnik: They couldn't have gotten far with their tiny legs!

[A view through Robotnik's binoculars is shown as Sonic and Tails run through them.]
 * Sonic: It can't be!

[Sonic and Tails scream as they stare in shock and screech to a halt.]
 * Tails: Uh-oh! I think we've been spotted!

[The camera moves up to Robotnik, who is looking through the binoculars.]
 * Robotnik: Sonic's no bigger than a flea!

[Robotnik laughs evilly.]
 * Robotnik: Which means I'll have no trouble exterminating him!

[''Sonic and Tails stare in shock and gasp. Sonic then runs away, with Tails in tow, just in time to avoid Robotnik's right foot squishing them.'']
 * Robotnik: Come back here, you little pest!

[Sonic runs away, with Tails in tow.]
 * Robotnik: You won't get away from me that easily! Scratch, Grounder!

[The camera cuts to a view of Grounder, who is operating a crane carrying steel girders, which Scratch signals with his left thumb and right hand.]
 * Robotnik: Drop what you're doing and get over here!

[Grounder salutes Robotnik with his left drill.]
 * Grounder: Right!

[Grounder presses the button on the steering stick with his left drill, and the crane drops the steel girders right above Scratch, who stares in shock.]
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho!

[''The steel girders land on Scratch and flatten him. Stars spin around his head.'']
 * Scratch (wearily): Talk about having a load on your mind!

[''Scratch squawks in pain, and Grounder rolls up to Robotnik. Robotnik turns to face Grounder.'']
 * Grounder: What's up, your lardship?

[Robotnik points his right index finger at the plastic dome.]
 * Robotnik: Sonic was in one of the cities I shrunk!
 * Grounder: You mean he's just a tiny little hedgehog now?

[A flattened Scratch runs up to Robotnik and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: Exactly! And he's in the lab somewhere! Find him!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Scratch is running through Robotnik's fortress, carrying his Super Zoom Video Finder in both his hands, and Grounder, who is carrying his Micro Radar Scope in both his drills, follows behind him.]
 * Grounder: My Micro Radar Scope will pick him up!
 * Scratch: Not before my Super Zoom Video Finder!

[Sonic and Tails screech to a halt.]
 * Sonic: The Shrink Ray is just a few yards up ahead!
 * Tails: Looks more like a few hundred miles to me!

[''Grounder rolls up to Sonic and Tails, with his Micro Radar Scope having tracked them down. Sonic grabs Tails' right arm with his left hand.'']
 * Sonic: Better juice before he steps onus, and we're juice!

[Sonic runs away, with Tails in tow, just in time, as Scratch runs up to Grounder.]
 * Grounder: I've got him!

[''Scratch and Grounder chase after Sonic and Tails. Tails is now running behind Sonic.'']
 * Tails: They're after us!
 * Sonic: It's time for those buttheads to butt heads!

[''Sonic and Tails split up. Scratch turns away from Grounder to follow Sonic, while Grounder follows Tails.'']
 * Scratch: He's headed this way!

[Grounder follows Tails, who turns around.]
 * Grounder: No, he's going this way!

[''Sonic turns a corner, and Scratch follows him. Scratch and Grounder run into each other, and grunt as they crash. The eyepiece of Scratch's Super Zoom Video finder is lodged in his left eye, and the end of Grounder's Micro Rader Scope is lodged in his nose.'']
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how-how!
 * Grounder: Ow!
 * Scratch: Hey hey! I see em'!
 * Sonic: Gotta buzz, cuz!

[Sonic spins, clockwise around Scratch.]
 * Scratch: Sonic's leapt out! He's running in a big...

[Scratch looks clockwise at Sonic, causing his neck to get tied up.]
 * Scratch (strained): Circle!

[''Scratch's body unwinds clockwise. Sonic is revealed to have cut a hole in the floor, which Scratch falls into and grunts. Grounder reaches into his chest compartment with his right hand and pulls out a jar with his Pet Lizard in it.'']
 * Grounder: My bug-eating Pet Lizard will take care of that micro menace!

[''Grounder sets the jar down on the floor with his right hand and unscrews the lid with the same hand. He then turns the jar forward with his left hand and his Pet Lizard crawls out. Grounder's Pet Lizard screeches as he runs after Sonic and Tails. Tails gasps when he sees Grounder's Pet Lizard, then screams and stares in shock as it towers over him. Grounder's pet lizard screeches and sticks out its tongue, wrapping Tails in it. Tails screams again.'']
 * Tails: Oh, no! I'm tongue tied!

[''As Grounder's Pet Lizard reels his tongue in, Sonic screeches to a halt. He then gears up to run towards Grounder's Pet Lizard.'']
 * Sonic: I'm coming, little buddy!

[''Sonic runs up to Grounder's pet lizard and pulls Tails out of its tongue. Grounder's Pet Lizard screeches, and Sonic plugs his nose with his left thumb and index finger.'']
 * Sonic: Nothing I hate more than lizard breath!

[''Sonic runs up to Grounder's Pet Lizard, which screeches at him. Sonic grabs its tongue with both his hands and twists it.'']
 * Sonic: Have a safe flight!

[''Sonic lets go of Grounder's Pet Lizard's tongue, and it causes it to fly away backwards. Grounder's Pet Lizard screeches as it flies away and lands back into its jar. Sonic then points his right index finger up.'']
 * Sonic: We're almost at the Shrink Ray! Let's get kickin'!

[Robotnik is revealed to be wearing goggles.]
 * Robotnik: You're not going anywhere, hedgehog!

[Robotnik is revealed to be holding a vacuum cleaner in his right hand, which Sonic and Tails screech to a halt near.]
 * Tails: What a time to be doing house cleaning!

[Sonic and Tails try to run away, but the force of the vacuum pulls them back.]
 * Sonic: I can't get any action with my traction!

[The vacuum sucks up Sonic and Tails.]
 * Tails: Sonic!
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[The screen fades to black.]