User:MasterTheif43

"Impossible Feat, ultimate ninja power"

About Me
Hey..sup..... MasterTheif here as I am also called by this name on the FFwiki. Besides Sonic I play games such as Zelda Final Fantasy, and Pokemon. I also find drawing a hobby for me since I do it whenever im bored (which is basically a hobby right?).

While im very fond of the sonic games, the truth is that I think the whole franchise has become an empty shell of its former self, it once had great games, 2 great cartoons (not including undergrond), and relatively cool fanbase. It has now become a franchise of average to medicore games, a terrible fanbase, an awful anime, shitty fan recolors, and awful gimmicks.

Here was my faithful fan beggining with the blue hedgehog.

Well my first experience playing a sonic game was when my cousin bought sonic 2 on her genesis, I dont really recall this experience since I was extremely young at the time, the only distnct feature I can recall was the music,it kicked ass!!!

My first real experience with the series was with Sonic Adventure and of course I loved it, I mostly played as sonic since he whad the fastest and best gameplay, Tails second since he was similar to sonic, then Knuckles beacuse I found his treasure hunting stages interesting, and the rest I didnt give two shits about, Gamma was boring to me, Amy sucked, and dare I mention Big the Cat?

Then came Sonic Adventure 2 which can be described in one word "awesome". Amy,Gamma,and Big (thank god) were taken out, Sonic was made even faster and given a new dark rival Shadow the Hedgehog, Knuckles also had a new seductive rival named Rouge the Bat, an for the first time you got to take control of Doctor Eggman. I thought the story was friggin epic, and the final battle was ....wow...... I mean there were parts that just made your heart stop, like when sonic was sent in that capsule hurtling toward the planet, and everybody thought he had died, or when Super Sonic and Super Shadow stopped the ARK and shadow had sacrificed his life in the process, that was what made you say....wow.

Sonic Heroes was next for me, and it wihtout a doubt is my favorite 3D Sonic game of all time, why? Beacuse it sticks to its roots more than another 3D Sonic game before or after it. Think about it, in the next game their holding guns, then he saving princesses, then hes turning into a werehog, and now hes holding a sword. Sonic heroes gives you that rush of nostalga, you know checkered hills,springs,loops,boxes, and not to mention this game marks the return of four character classics from the good ol days, Espio,Charmy,Vector, and Metal Sonic. The three team gameplay was fun and innovative and the levels were large and diverse.

Next was Shadow the Hedgehog and while everyone hated it I thought it was ok, yea the guns and cursing was out of place but hell the spped was still there and there were plenty of levels to explore some have helper charcters to give you advice around the stages, people like Sonic,Eggman,Amy,Tails,Rouge,Omega,the Chaotix,and even Maria. The music of great (what can you expect from Crush 40), and the FMMVs were great. But the shitty voices, inconsistent levels,slippery controls, and confusing story didnt help the game. Its just average in my opinion.

Rants,Reviews
Sonic and the Black Knight Review

Sonic Unleashed Wii Review

Sonic Adventure 2 Review

Sonic Heroes Review *Constructifying* Stories from the Special Zone Archives

Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) *April Fools Joke*

The Evolution and Deevolution of the Sonic Fanbase Under Construction

Favorite Characters
Espio: Beacuse he is a ninja and ninjas are awesome

Knuckles: Because I am inspired by his sense of duty to the Master Emerald, well at least I was, Sega has completly ruined knuckles. He went from sonic's greatest rival and spiritual gaurdian of the master emerald, to Sonic's dumb muscle and dosent give to shits about his duty anymore.

Tikal: Though she hasnt apeared in many games theres just something I like about her, shes kind, caring, has a tragic story, could be a replacement for knuckles as a love intrest, that way Rouge gets Shadow and everyone is happy. And come on how else is the Echidna race supposed to survive (heh).

Metal Sonic: Beacuse hes a badass underappreciated villian that only got into the spotlight two times, everything about him is just awesome,the way he looks, his powers and abilites,his voice,his adittude and intentions, and his overall badassery, my personal favorite villian of Sonic

Sonic: Main character, duh.

Major Contributions
Creating the Sonic Dash Quiz article.

Stories from the Special Zone (5/2/2009)
Alrighty where now in week two of this beautiful amazing weekly columm I pulled out of my ass, hope your enjoying it thus far. Well now its the beautiful month of May and I cant help but be blown away about how much the landscape of the earth changes over the years. Kinda reminds me how much Sonic's world is constantly changing, hes been to green hills, power plants, aquatic ruins, outer space, subspace, and even subterranean. Which areas are the best, well thats what were here to find out.

Mravel at the

Top Ten Best Sonic Zones





10: Frog Forest

My personal favorite zone from Sonic heroes, other than having great music, it has many death defying tricks such as riding on flower pedals, swinging on vines, bouncing of fruit, and grinding on vines while its stll being grown! There is also an interesting system with the frogs where when they make it rain, it can signifigintly affect the landscape. My only problem with this zone is that it can be far to easy to slip up and fall to your death, and not to mention its sister zone "Lost Jungle" is my eaisly most hated stage from Heroes. And even though I like this stage there are much better zones out there.



9: City Escape

Hell yeah!! Now things are getting interesting, and now here we are my favorite stage of Sonic Adventure 2, and can you blame me, you start of by jumping off a helicopter, and go boarding down a hll for god sake. Then you run down buildings, jump of ramps, and get chased be a giant ass monster truck if all that dosent scream badass, I dont know what does. Not only that, it was also a great place for beginners despite all that crazy shit. You learn the basics of Sonic gameplay with the help of your little "pal" omachao. The area is wide enough for you to move around, theres plenty of eaisy enemies for you to deal with, and you get to rock out to kick ass music!! And thats just the first level!



8: Emerald Coast

And here is number 8, if you though city escape was rad wait till you experience this little stage; This stage represents everything sonic, it gives you that "sonic feel", the sonic feel is that never stoooping, race to the horizon, exciting risk it all felling. This stage best signifize the "risk it all" portion, there are plenty of classic robots to smash up (all the while having the signiture animals pop out of them), a beautiful landscape to awh at, many of the springs, loops, were all acoustemed to, and for the finale get chased by a giant whale breaking apart everything in its wake and Sonic just making it out of the fire. Oh and lets not forget one of the best Sonic tracks in the 3D games. Its an excelent thing for newcomers to see when they first play a sonic game, which will make them say "dude I so cant wait for the rest of the levels". This is the second to last 3D sonic stage thats appearing on the list, the number one 3D stage my surprise you.

UserBoxes
My first attempt to make a userbox

Damn it!! Well guess im going to have to wait for this wiki to get off their lazy asses and tell me how to make one on this site.

Other Aliases
Crysore (TSSZ News)

Soniman32 (Youtube)

Mastertheif43 (FFWiki)

Fourgiants34 (Zelda Wiki)

When talking to me

 * Please dont tell me about your Fan Character that probably took 5 minitues to make on MS paint, beacuse I really dont care.


 * Try to use full sentences none of that "i have smomething 4 u" crap, I hate it and tells me you need to finish grammar school.