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Myself 123 wrote: Toeless anthros never bothered me.

I agree that SLW's writing is pretty bad (although I think the robotic parts of "cyborg Tails" are just attachments). Tails' impossible feats, Tails' personality change from humble and polite to cocky and arrogant which makes me think he's going through puberty, the unexplained reappearance of the Wisps, and the ambiguity of whether or not the Zeti actually died are all pretty bad.

As for Orbot and Cubot, I like Orbot as a back talking, condescending foil to Eggman and I think his appearance in Unleashed was his best portrayal before he became more subservient. Cubot, on the other hand, is just your stereotypical idiot henchman and isn't interesting in any way.

As for my issues with lore, first I'm gonna go back to SLW; Lost Hex makes no sense. How come no-one's seen it before when it's so big? How does it float? Why is made of lots of hexagons? Why is it incomplete? Why does it have it's own gravity? How does it have it's own gravity if it exists in earth's atmoshpere?

Another issue I have is with Blaze and Eggman Nega; are they from the future or another dimension, or are there two sets of them? I do have my own nonsensical explanations for this, but that could've been avoided if Sega didn't give them both two different back stories. Iizuka's made things worse too by claiming that Sonic Rush took place before '06 and everyone just had "amnesia".

I'd go as far as to say we should envy the toeless anthros. They don't have to worry about stubbing their toes like we do. All glory to the toeless hedgehogs.

I shall be your yes man in this instance and say, "yes, I agree with everything you said about the geometry-bots".

Allow me to try answering your questions one at a time: 1) "Lost Hex makes no sense. How come no-one's seen it before when it's so big?" A wizard did it. He made it come from an alternate timeline/dimension. May or may not be the same timeline/dimension as Fire Kitty. 2) "How does it float?" The wizard used the Levitation Charm ("Wingardium Leviosa") to make his giant set of building blocks float after getting them all to stick together into the approximate shape of a planet. 3) "Why is made of lots of hexagons?" Building blocks helps make a wizard's brain grow big and strong. 4) "Why is it incomplete?" The wizard probably has yet to graduate from their second year of wizarding school -- rumors have it they've been held back for 42 years now. Despite this they apparently possess great magical prowess. I believe that this wizard may be what TV Tropes would refer to as the "Almighty Idiot" 5) "Why does it have it's own gravity?" Likely a consequence of the Wiz-Mighty Idiot's own body mass. When you've been held back for 42 years of your life in what would essentially be seen as Middle School-level education to the rest of us Muggles, you'd probably scarf down buckets of ice cream and fast food, too (DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FAR FROM UNIVERSAL. YOUR OVERALL MASS AND LEVEL OF GRAVITATIONAL PULL MAY DIFFER.) 6) "How does it have it's own gravity if it exists in earth's atmoshpere?" The Wiz-Mighty Glut-diot's poor eating habits and depression eventually became so great that the gravitational pull of his massive body being used to hold the Hex World together and the sheer level of negative energy from his depression that is being used, coupled with the great inherent magical prowess flowing through his miles-long veins, to bring into existence his own personal rain cloud, has created a fracture in the laws of physics that is not only so cataclysmic that it threatens to make the entire fabric of our universe fall apart but ALSO--!! ....... You know what? I'm not even going to bother trying to finish wrapping my head around this one. I'm sure there's someone on here who's knowledgeable about quantum physics and the like that could make a much better theory as to how the wizard is making this particular phenomenon happen. I think that rather than try to answer this particular question, I'd be better off solving the mystery of how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop.

... "Amnesia?" That was their answer? So, what, did GUN just felt like conducting a secret training exercise with the entire main case involving combating alien invasions and ancient monstrosities that required gathering assets to make such an excercise happen (such as going to the local library to check out some books on ancient legends, prophecies and mythologies involving some form of entity that could cause chaos and destruction on a massive scale if you were to move some crystal skull or any such artifact that has an appearance/name/history/etc. that just SCREAMS "mess with this and YOU ALL DIE", and finding one legend/prophecy that looked like it'd be the easiest for them to enact and bring whatever giant or potentially soon-to-be giant Chuthulu-esque abomination back into existence/awaken from it's slumber/into our universe via a portal to an alternate dimension, or find the nearest inhabited planet relative to Earth with intelligent life and essentially tell the entire local population that they, the denizens of Sonic's World, have had elicit affairs with all their spouses parental figures and younger siblings as a means to provoke them, and arrange the sequence of events to where the main cast would come into conflict with this artifical threat GUN and the government created in order to gain test data from the main cast, individuals with proven combat prowess and wit to combat such threats with or without any military support of any kind, all the while keeping the subjects unaware of being manipulated by them and what the true nature of the conflict they found themselves in is. And when everything is all said and done, the day is saved and Amy still kisses the dirt that was just under Sonic's feet when she inevitably attempts to pounce on and drown the poor guy to death in a flood of saliva from the would-be shared kiss between himself and Pinky-Without-the-Brain, towards the end of this journey of theirs the cast finds out what GUN and the government's role in everything is and, when they were about to confront them, they all got put to sleep with sleep gas and afterwards had their memories of this entire incident erased from their minds, being none the wiser to the elaborate deception they were forced to participate in, and afterwards life for the cast went on as it normally would... only when this procedure occurred it ended up erasing more than just the events of this incident from their minds, and as a result they ended up losing entire memories of their lives going all the way back as far as the events of Sonic Rush, perhaps even further than that... and then, some time later, Sonic 06 happened, and due to their lack of memory of the events of Sonic Rush, no one was able to recall any sense of familiarity with the Blaze that comes from the future, Silver's timeline. And this doesn't even take into consideration as to how Blaze ended up in the bad future of Sonic's World in the first place, because if we take this "amnesia" statement at face value, as cold, hard fact, then during the events of Sonic Rush, before she somehow ended up in Silver's future, she clearly had memories and a backstory that runs contradictory to what we see of her in Sonic 06, about being a princess who has to guard magical gems and all that. How this little mystery can be explained is a different can of worms I don't feel like delving into right now.

... So ignoring the last bit about how this little theory of mine doesn't take into consideration how Blaze ending up in Silver's Future would've worked, would something like this be necessary having had to have taken place to have making the cast suddenly having amnesia over the events of Sonic Rush before the events of Sonic 06 make even a tiny lick of sense?