Musta Been a Beautiful Baby/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Musta Been a Beautiful Baby".

Note: Scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highlighted in red .

[The episode begins with a view of Scratch at the laundromat.]
 * Scratch: You're all washed up, you "Big deal, I'm a hero!" rodent wise guy pain in the neck!

[''Grounder, who is holding a remote control in his right hand, is standing next to Scratch. He presses a button with his left index finger, and a the door closes on a giant lottery ball spinner that Sonic and Tails are in.'']
 * Grounder: Yeah, Sonic! See you around! And around, and around!

[The spinner spins Sonic and Tails.]
 * Sonic: Yeow! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
 * Tails: Yaaah! Sonic, I'm getting dizzy!
 * Scratch: Bwahaha!
 * Grounder: Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[''Sonic spins through the spinner, escaping it. Scratch and Grounder turn around and stare in shock.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: Aaaah!

[Sonic reaches into the spinner with his left hand and pulls Tails out of it.]
 * Sonic: Heh, you're also getting that annoying static cling, little bud!

[Static electricity forms in Tails' fur, and a piece of paper flies onto his body.]
 * Scratch: And now that you're fluffed and dried...

[Grounder rolls up to a satellite, known as the Automatic Static Schmatic Beam, pointed at Sonic and Tails.]
 * Grounder: It's time to turn on Dr. Robotnik's Automatic Static Schmatic Beam!
 * Sonic and Tails: Aaaah!

[Scratch walks up to Grounder.]
 * Scratch: You'll be destroyed by your own body's electricity! Bwahaha!

[''Grounder pulls the lever with his left hand. The Automatic Static Schmatic beam zaps Sonic and Tails, and various clothes and pieces of paper stick to their bodies.'']
 * Sonic: Ew, I hate when that happens! I've got an idea!

[Sonic spins around the Automatic Static Schmatic Beam.]
 * Sonic: Sorry, I didn't hear that! Could be a little too much... static!

[''Sonic points the Automatic Stactic Schmatic Beam at Scratch and Grounder and pulls the lever with his right hand. The beam zaps Scratch and Grounder.''
 * Grounder: Oops! We're gonna get it now!
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how-how! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

[Sonic reaches into an open dryer with both his hands and tosses various clothes at Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Sonic: Incoming!
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[''Scratch and Grounder get buried in a pile of clothes. Tails walks up to the pile, pulls out a pair of white boxer shorts with red hearts, and stretches them out.'']
 * Tails: Hmmm. Robotnik must do his wash here.
 * Sonic: Right, like Robotnik washes his underwear!

[''Sonic jumps on top of the clothes pile and reaches offscreen with both his hands. He pulls out a slingshot, which launches the clothes and Scratch and Grounder away.'']
 * Grounder: Yipes!
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how!

[Sonic walks up to the spot where Scratch and Grounder were launched to.
 * Sonic: So long!

[''Sonic waves with his right arm. Tails walks up to Sonic and waves with his left arm. Dr. Robotnik appears onscreen, revealing that the events were recorded onto a videotape that he is reviewing with Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: Well, that was the videotape, boys. What do you have to say for yourselves?

[Scratch and Grounder are now seen sitting in movie theater-style seats.]
 * Scratch: I laughed, I cried. I give it a thumbs-up!

[Grounder turns his left drill into a thumb and two fingers.]
 * Grounder: I give it a thumb and two fingers!

[Grounder sprouts two more thumbs and two more fingers from his left hand.]
 * Grounder: No, uh, three thumbs and four fingers!
 * Robotnik: Well, I do have one small criticism; the ending, it was a little, uh... predictable!

[Scratch and Grounder flinch in fear.]
 * Scratch: Ya-ha-ha-ha!
 * Grounder: Yipe!

[''Robotnik puts his left hand on Scratch's head and his right on Grounder's, and pushes them together. Scratch and Grounder then stare in silence.'']
 * Robotnik: I might as well face it; with you two idiots working for me, it may take me years to catch Sonic!

[Robotnik points at Scratch and Grounder with his right index finger and walks towards a calendar.]
 * Scratch: He's more of an idiot than me!

[Scratch points at Grounder with both his hands.
 * Grounder: No, he is!

[''Grounder points at Scratch with his left drill. Meanwhile, Robotnik is sitting on a stool, crying, and pulling pages off a calendar, until he reaches "13".'']
 * Robotnik: I'll be an old man!

[Scratch runs up to Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: But so will Sonic!

[Scratch puts his right hand on Robotnik's right shoulder as Grounder rolls up to Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: Yeah, he'll be easier to catch then!
 * Robotnik: That's idiotic! Oh! But it's perfect! Perfect! Your stupidity has finally paid off!

[Robotnik walks away as Scratch puts his left index finger on Grounder's head.]
 * Scratch: I'm stupider than he is!

[Grounder pushes Scratch away with his right drill.]
 * Scratch: No, you're not! I am!

[''Grounder points to his head with his right drill. Robotnik then sits down near his computer.'']
 * Robotnik: I'll invent a ray that will prematurely age Sonic until he's just a wrinkled old bag of bones!

[''Robotnik presses the red button on his computer. The screen turns on, and a picture of Sonic near the words, SONIC THE HEDGEHOGS is shown. A simluation on the computer ages Sonic until he is old and wrinkled.'']
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Even you two morons can catch him when he's slowed down to a crawl!

[Grounder is now seen sitting on Robotnik's lap, and watching the simulation.]
 * Grounder: It'll be just like taking candy from a baby! Uh, eh, a really old baby.

[''Robotnik stares at Grounder irritatedly. The screen transitions to the next scene, where a pair of rats, a blue boy and a pink girl with a red bow, are seen chasing each other in a cage.'']
 * Robotnik: Welcome to the rat race...

[''A beam from Robotnik's new ray, the decrepitizer, zaps the rats, aging them until they are old and wrinkled, and wearing glasses, hats, and sweaters. Due to an animation error, the rats also switch places.'']
 * Robotnik: ...senior division!
 * Female Rat: Four thousand sixty two grandchildren, and not one comes to visit.

[Robotnik is now seen holding the Decrepitizer above his head with both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: My Decrepitizing Ray works! Get ready to retire, Gramps Hedgehog!

[Robotnik laughs evilly.]
 * Robotnik: Permanently!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Tails is seen sitting at a table, holding a knife in his left hand and a fork in his right.]
 * Tails: I'm hungry! Sonic promised he'd be right back with some major munchables!

[Sonic runs towards the table, jumps over a tree, and lands near the empty chair.]
 * Sonic: Have I ever lied to you, little buddy?

[Tails jumps out of the chair.]
 * Tails: Oh, boy! What'd you get?

[Sonic reveals a sand-like substance he is holding in his left hand.]
 * 'Sonic: Chili dogs! Is there anything else?
 * Tails: Uh, looks a little dry, huh?
 * Sonic: That's cause they're instant chili dogs! Check this out!

[''Sonic sets two piles of the instant chili dog mix on the table. He then pulls out a canteen, which he is holding in his right hand, and pours them on the instant chili dog mix. The mix turns into chili dogs.'']
 * Sonic: Better eating through chemistry!

[Sonic and Tails pick up the chili dogs with both their hands and eat them.]
 * Sonic: Mmmm!
 * Tails: Delicious!

[Sonic puts his hands on Tails' shoulders.]
 * Sonic: And there's more where that came from! Look!

[''Sonic points towards a pile of sand with his right index finger. Tails turns around and stares at it in amazement.'']
 * Tails: Wow!

[''Tails runs up to the pile of sand, holding a watering can in his right hand. He pours the water onto the sand, but since it is just sand, nothing happens to it after it gets wet. Tails jumps into the wet sand and eats it, but finds it tastes terrible.'']
 * Tails: Mmmm. Tastes like mud!

[Tails spits out the wet sand as Sonic walks up to him.]
 * Sonic: That's cause it is mud, little buddy! I was pointing there!

[''Sonic points with his right index finger, to a factory that says, INSTANT FOOD, and has a sign that says, FOOD TASTERS near the entrance. A billboard of Robotnik's face is seen near the factory, implying that Robotnik built the factory in an attempt to lure Sonic into a trap.'']
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Wow! A whole instant food factory!
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Yeah, and they even want food tasters!

[''The screen transitions to a view inside the instant food factory, where various piles of unstant food are travelling across a conveyor belt and put into bags. A mechanical arm peels off a sticker of a hot dog and places it on one of the bags. Another mechanical arm holding a squirter squirts water at the hot dog bag, turning the instant food mix inside it into a hot dog. Tails, who is standing on a chair, picks up the hot dog with his left hand and eats it. Sonic is standing on the chair next to him, holding a slice of pizza in his left hand. Tails then rubs his stomach with his right hand.'']
 * Tails: Mmmm! Keep it coming!
 * Sonic: The service in this place is too slow! Let's go into turbo-munch!

[''Sonic tosses the pizza slice aside and pulls the lever in front of him with both his hands. The bags of instant food travel across the conveyor belts faster, the mechanical arm with the squirter turns them into various foods, and Sonic and Tails pick up the various foods with both their hands and eat them. Tails ends up with his hands and face looking messy, and he wipes them off with both his hands. Sonic, who is standing next to him, looks messy himself.'']
 * Tails: Hey, I've got a better idea!

[Tails runs past Sonic, spinning him around.]
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[''When Sonic stops spinning, the mess is no longer on him. He holds his head with his left hand, and stars spin around his head. Tails is now lying on the conveyor belt with the bags, below the chute that loads the instant food mix. The chute pours the instant food mix in him mouth, and he swallows it. He then jumps off the conveyor belt.'']
 * Tails: Not bad! Now for something to wash it down.

[''Tails walks away. Sonic, having witnessed this, stares in shock.'']
 * Sonic: Aaaah! I think I just lost my appetite!

[Scratch and Grounder, who are both carrying the decreptizer with both their hands, are now standing on a conveyor belt.]
 * Scratch: That's not all you're gonna lose!

[Sonic runs onto the conveyor belt.]
 * Sonic: Sorry to eat and run, but I gotta buzz, cuz!

[Sonic runs on the conveyor belt, then runs off it, launching Scratch and Grounder into the air.]
 * Grounder: Whoa!
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

[''Scratch and Grounder land on the floor, and when they stand up, stars spin around their heads. Grounder holds his head with his left hand, and Scratch holds his head with his right hand. When Scratch's stars stop spinning, Scratch slaps Grounder's head with his right hand, making it spin.'']
 * Grounder: Whoa!
 * Scratch: D'oh, what were you waiting for?

[''Grounder holds his head with both his hands, making it stop spinning. Scratch points with his left index finger.'']
 * Scratch: Blast him!
 * Grounder: I thought you were gonna blast him!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Tails, having gained some weight, is holding a cup of water in his left hand. He fills it up at the cooler next to him as Sonic runs up to him.'']
 * Sonic: Come on, Tails! It's happy trails!
 * Tails: Just one little sip of water!

[Tails drinks the water.]
 * Tails: Ahhh.

[Tails drops his cup and stares in shock, as he suddenly realizes that the water is about to turn the instant food mix inside him into food.]
 * Tails: Uh-oh!

[''Sure enough, the water turns the instant food mix inside Tails into food, making Tails' body swell up to the size of a parade float. Sonic flinches as this happens.'']
 * Sonic: It must have been something you ate!

[''Sonic knocks on Tails' stomach with his left hand. He then looks back and sees Scratch and Grounder running towards him.'']
 * Sonic: Uh-oh. Here come Twiddle Dum and Twiddle Dumber! Let's race, Ace!

[''Sonic runs away. He grabs Tails' left arm with his left hand, and Scratch and Grounder chase after them. Sonic runs through a doorway, but Tails' enormous size gets him stuck in it and pulls Sonic back. Sonic rubs his head with his right hand.'']
 * Tails: Sonic! Help! I'm stuck!
 * Sonic: You'd better start digestin', pronto!

[''On the other side of the doorway, Scratch and Grounder are standing near it. Grounder is holding the decrepitizer in his left hand.'']
 * Scratch: Now, remember what our glorius leader, Dr. Robotnik said.
 * Grounder: Uh, yeah, first thrap them, then press the... uh...

[Scratch taps Grounder's right shoulder with his left index finger.
 * Scratch: Cause the last time, you really blew it! Hmmm.
 * Grounder: The blue button!

[Grounder presses the blue button with his right index finger, and the beam fires at Tails.]
 * Scratch: What?! No-ho-ho! You put it in reverse, you ninny!

[''The beam zaps Tails. Sonic stares in shock as the beam not only decreases Tails' weight, but his age as well, clearing the doorway. Sonic points at Tails with his right index finger.'']
 * Sonic: Hey, that's quite a metabolism you got there!

[''Tails de-ages into a baby wearing a diaper and a bonnet, essentially looking just like he did during Sonic's flashback in "Tails' New Home". The beam now zaps Sonic.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa-ho-ho! What's with the moodlighting? That tickles.

[''Sonic de-ages into a diaper-wearing toddler. Baby Tails walks up to him, puts his right thumb in his mouth, and sucks on it. Baby Sonic looks down and presses his hands againts the front of his diaper.'']
 * Baby Sonic: I gotta go potty!

[''Baby Sonic runs away. His diaper comes off and spins in midar. Baby Sonic then reaches with his right arm, grabs his diaper, and runs away. Baby Tails then stops sucking his thumb and walks towards the doorway. On the other side, Scratch is berating Grounder for messing up.'']
 * Scratch: Now you went and did it!
 * Grounder: Oh, no! You're the one who did it! If you hadn't confused me, I wouldn't have pushed the red button instead of...

[''As Scratch talks to Grounder, Baby Tails walks up to the decrepitzer. Scratch and Grounder are too busy arguing with each other to notice him.'']
 * Scratch: D'oh! You still don't have it right, battery brain! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...
 * Baby Tails: Goo goo poo poo.
 * Scratch: Goo goo poo poo?

[Grounder turns to Scratch and points at him with his right index finger.]
 * Grounder: No, you never said that!

[''Just then, a pounding sound is heard. Scratch and Grounder suddenly take notice as Baby Tails is now sitting and holding the decrepitizer in his left hand, using it as a hammer to a peg and hole toy inexplicably placed in front of him.'']
 * Grounder: Aaaah!

[''Scratch walks up to Baby Tails, grabs the now-smashed decrepitizer with his left hand, and pulls it away from him. The decrepitizer falls apart, and Grounder rolls up to Scratch.'']
 * Grounder; Looks like the decrepitizer's decrepitized!

[Baby Sonic, who having put his diaper back on, runs up to Scratch and Grounder and picks up the piece of the decrepitzer that broke off with his left hand.]
 * Baby Sonic: I'll fix it, mister! I'm real good at fixing things! Really, mister! Okay, mister? Can I, huh, can I?
 * Grounder: No, you little brat, give me that!

[''Grounder grabs the piece of the decrepitizer with both his hands and pulls it away from Baby Sonic. Tears now roll down from Baby's Sonic's eyes.'']
 * Baby Sonic: I'll tell my Mommy! Waaah!

[As Scratch talks, Baby Sonic continues crying.]
 * Scratch: Let the kid fix it! Anything to stop that racket!

[''Scratch puts his hands on his head. Baby Sonic stops crying as Grounder hands him the decrepitizer.'']
 * Baby Sonic: Sucker!

[Scratch ducks towards Baby Sonic and cups his left hand to his left ear.]
 * Scratch: What was that?
 * Baby Sonic: Thank you, mister chicken robot man.

[''Baby Sonic sets the decrepitizer down and reaches behind his back. He is now holding a hammer in his right hand and a wrench in his left, which he uses to attempt to repair the decrepitizer with. As he creates a huge cloud of dust, Scratch and Grounder look down and stare in shock.'']
 * Baby Sonic: I just gotta put the doohickey on the thingamamob, and connect the spring to the spine.
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[When the dust clears, the decrepitizer looks like a pile of pieces in a cone.]
 * Baby Sonic: There, all done!

[Scratch picks up the decrepitizer with his right hand and points to it with his left.]
 * Scratch: Now look what you did!
 * Baby Sonic: Can we eat now?

[Scratch pushes a button on the decreptizer, and a beam flashes, indicating it is somehow working.]
 * Scratch: Hoo, what do you know? It works!

[Baby Sonic points to himself with his right index finger.
 * Baby Sonic: And I fixed it! I told you! Well, what is it?
 * Scratch: D'oh, it-it's, it's a, its... it's a camera! Yeah, yeah, that's it, it's a... I'm gonna take a beautiful picture of you, okay?

[Baby Sonic can now be seen through the viewfinder.]
 * Baby Sonic: Cheese!

[''Baby Sonic runs away just before Scratch can zap him. Baby Sonic then appears hanging upside down, waving his right arm.'']
 * Baby Sonic: Over here! How's this?

[Baby Sonic falls down, then zooms in on the viewfinder, stretching out his mouth with his index fingers.]
 * Baby Sonic: Want a close-up?

[Grounder is trying to aim at Baby Sonic, while Scratch points with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: Aim it there! Uh, there! Uh, this way! No! No! No, go back!

[''Scratch and Grounder weave about, creating a cloud of dust. When the dust clears, stars spin around their heads.'']
 * Grounder: D'oh-oh, stay still, you little brat!

[Baby Sonic runs up to Scratch and Grounder and takes the decrepitizer from Grounder with both his hands.]
 * Baby Sonic: Can I take your picture now? Can I, huh, huh, can I?
 * Scratch: Let go!
 * Grounder: Give me that!

[''Grounder grabs the decrepitizer with both his hands, and Scratch grabs Grounder's shoulders with both his hands. Both they and Baby Sonic pull on the decrepitizer, each one trying to pull it away from each other.'']
 * Baby Sonic: Hey, two against one! You big bullies! No fair, I'm telling!
 * Scratch: D'oh, I've got one thing to say to you, kid!

[''Just then, Baby Tails, who is holding a bottle of baby formula in his left hand, walks past Scratch. He squirts the bottle, spraying a puddle of baby formula behind Scratch.'']
 * Baby Tails: Ha ha, goo goo poo poo!
 * Scratch: Goo... goo poo poo!
 * Grounder: And that goes double for me!

[''Scratch backs up. He slips on the formula, and he and Grounder, who is still holding onto the decrepitizer, fly into the air. Baby Sonic lets go of the decrepitizer just before this happens.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-oh!
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[''Scratch and Grounder land on a conveyor belt. The decrepitizer falls near them, and Scratch catches it in both his hands.'']
 * Scratch: Got it!

[Grounder grabs the decrepitizer with both his hands and tries to pull it away from Scratch.]
 * Grounder: No, I got it!

[Scratch looks over his right shoulder and stare in shock at what the conveyor belt is leading to.]
 * Scratch: It doesn't matter who got it!
 * Grounder: It don't? Why?

[''Scratch points with his right thumb. He and Grounder then raise both their arms.'']
 * Scratch: Cause' we're both gonna get it!

[''Scratch and Grounder go into a machine, and the lightbulb on it lights up. Baby Sonic and Baby Tails walk up to the machine, thinking it's a television.'']
 * Baby Sonic: It's "The Scratch and Grounder Show"! My fave!

[''Baby Sonic sits down, and Baby Tails puts his right thumb in his mouth and sucks on it. Inside the machine, Scratch and Grounder get sprayed with a powder.'']
 * Baby Tails: My fave!

[Baby Tails puts his right thumb back in his mouth and sucks on it.]
 * Scratch [heard inside the machine]: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Oh, oh!

[''Scratch, Grounder, and the decrepitizer all come out of the machine frozen. The conveyor belt then takes them to a pile driver, which squashes them flat. Baby Sonic and Baby Tails, the latter of whom is sucking his right thumb, stare in amazement. The pile driver then rises, revealing three piles of sand, the first of which has Scratch's eyes and tail feathers, the second of which has Grounder's eyes and antenna, and the third of which is shaped like pieces of the decrepitizer. Baby Sonic and Baby Tails then laugh at the sand piles. The conveyor belt then takes the three sand piles over to the chute, which loads them into three separate bags. The mechanical arm near the stickers puts a sticker with Scratch's head on the first bag, a sticker with Grounder's head on the second, and a sticker with the decrepitizer on the third. The mechanical arm holding the squirter squirts water onto the three bags, turning Scratch, Grounder, and the Decrepitizer back to their not-quite-normal selves. Specifically, Grounder has his head where his left arm should be, and vice-versa, and the decrepitizer is still in pieces. Statch is now standing near the conveyor belt, putting his right hand on his head, and grounder is now rolling agains the conveyor belt's direction.'']
 * Scratch: Whoo-hoo-hoo! What happened?

[Robotnik runs in between Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: The usual!
 * Scratch: Dr. Robotnik!
 * Grounder: Rotop Totopnik!
 * Robotnik: Pull yourself together, nincombot!
 * Grounder grabs his nose with his right hand and puts it in Robotnik's hands. As Robotnik is talking, Grounder's right hand picks up his right arm and puts it back on his right shoulder.]
 * Robotnik: I send you off to do one simple thing, and what happens?

[''Robotnik hands Grounder his head. Grounder picks his head up with both his hands and puts it back on his body. Scratch then raises his left hand.'']
 * Scratch: Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh!

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch.]
 * Robotnik: Scratch?

[Scratch hides his hands behind his back.]
 * Scratch: We goofed up, turned Sonic into a baby instead of an old man, and now we got freeze-dried, and now you're real ticked off?
 * Robotnik: Correct! I'll just give you one more chance!

[Grounder is now off the conveyor belt, and is holding his head, which is upside down, in his left hand.
 * Grounder: What can't if catch Sonic we?
 * Robotnik: This time, even you should be able to catch him!

[Robotnik pulls out the decrepitizer, which he is now holding in his left hand, as Grounder puts his head back on his body again.]
 * Robotnik: After all,

[Baby Sonic and Baby Tails are now revealed to be sleeping on their stomachs.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: It's nap time, and the brats are helpless!

[''Robotnik's shadow hovers over Baby Sonic and Baby Tails, as Robotnik has snuck up to the. The screen then fades to black.''].