Eggheads/Transcript

This is transcript for the Sonic Boom episode "Eggheads".

[Scene: Dr. Eggman's Lair;]


 * [There is a thunderstorm occuring and Eggman is seen working on something]


 * Eggman: [laughing maniacally] Yes, my minons... This may very well be my greatest creation yet!


 * [Orbot and Cubot are hugging each other in fear and Eggman plucks a hair from his mustache. He then puts it in a oven-like device and the machine is seen transmitting his DNA into something]


 * Eggman: Yes! Yes! Rise my creation! RISE!


 * [The machine continues to do the work while the nozzles fly off and fill the room with smoke. Suddenly, a "ding" sound is heard and the light comes on with Eggman presenting cookies to Orbot and Cubot]


 * Orbot: All that for cookies?


 * Eggman: Evil cookies!


 * Cubot: Sweet! I'll go get the evil milk! [Leaves to do so]

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack.]


 * [A robotic arm is seen putting a basket of the evil cookies near Sonic's doorstep]


 * Sonic: Wow! Cookies! [Picks on up] Hope this turns out better than the last time someone left baked goods on my doorstep...


 * [A flashback is shown where Knuckles appears on Sonic's doorstep dressed as a birthday cake. Sonic and Knuckles stare at one another for about 10 seconds]


 * Knuckles: Awkward?


 * Sonic: Awkward.


 * Knuckles: It will just be another minute...


 * [The flashback ends and Sonic prepares to eat his cookie until he gets a message]


 * Tails: [From the communicator] Hey, Sonic! I need a little help.


 * Sonic: Is it urgent Tails? I'm sorta in the middle of something.


 * [Tails is at his house trying to avoid being attacked by his rampaging vaccum bot]


 * Tails: Umm, yeah?


 * Sonic: Okay. I'm on my way. [drops the cookie and runs off]


 * [Eggman is seen from his lair monitoring the events]


 * Eggman: Come back and eat that cookie you mutant blue rat! [notices Knuckles on the monitor near the evil cookies] No, no, no!


 * Knuckles: [picks up a cookie and the bottle of milk] Don't mind if I do! [Throws the cookie into the air and eats it. Then tries to drink the milk but nothing comes out. Suddenly, milk pours onto his face and he falls down and an orange light is shown]

[Scene Change: Tails' Shack.]


 * Sonic: [holding a chair trying to fend off the vaccum bot] Back! Back I say!


 * [The vaccum bot continues to attack and Tails is heard screaming as the scene ends]

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack.]


 * Amy: [picks up the basket of cookies] Aw... I knew Sonic wouldn't forget my birthday! [takes a cookie] It's four months late but it's the thought that counts!


 * Eggman: Gah! Why would he leave your birthday present on his porch?! Where's the logic there?


 * [Amy eats the cookie and she falls backward with the orange light from earlier being seen again]

[Scene Change: Tails' Shack.]


 * [Tails is running from the vaccum bot but it manages to catch him. Sonic pulls Tails free but they both go crashing into the wall.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair.]


 * Eggman: That's it! The last two cookies are from Sonic only and nobody else!


 * [Sticks could be seen taking one of the cookies, though, she tried to stay hidden from the camera]


 * Eggman: Oh come on!


 * [The camera shifts to where Sticks eats the cookie behind a rock]


 * Eggman: Put that back!


 * [The orange light is seen from there]

[Scene Change: Tails' Shack.]


 * [Sonic manages to tie up the vaccum bot by the nozzle and make it explode causing dust to spray everywhere]


 * Tails: Look at this mess! I just vaccumed!

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack.]


 * [A moose is seen going near the last cookie]


 * Eggman: Get, get out of here!


 * [The moose leaves after Sonic and Tails show up]


 * Sonic: So, yeah. A feather duster might be the better way to go. [looks at the cookie basket] Oh, hey. I forgot about these. What the heck? There's only one left!


 * Eggman: Yes. Eat it! Eat the cookie!


 * [Sonic picks up the cookie to eat it]


 * Tails: Sonic, wait! Don't eat that cookie!


 * Eggman: What?


 * Sonic: Why?


 * Tails: Well, chocolate chunk is my favorite...


 * Eggman: You gotta be kidding me!


 * Sonic: Sigh, fine. [throws Tails the cookie] I'll just go inside and make a sandwitch or something.. [heads inside]


 * Tails: [bites into the cookie] Mmm, chocolate chunk! [swallows] Ooh! With a hint of cinnamon! And a touch of... [falls down and an orange light is seen] ...evil!

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair.]


 * Amy: You'll never get away with this Eggman!


 * Tails: Sonic will see you coming from a mile away!


 * [Inside, it is revealed at Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks have all turned evil and have Eggman's mustaches on their faces]


 * Sticks: Yeah! If we wanna trap Sonic, we got to think like Sonic!


 * [Dramatic music plays and the camera shifts to all of Sonic's evil friends before stopping on Eggman]


 * Eggman: This is even better than I hoped! Five evil genius masterminds!


 * Knuckles: Actually, I'm an evil mastermind of average intelligence.


 * Eggman: Five evil geniuses give or take! Working together under my leadership, we'll be unstoppable!


 * Amy: Here's the plan! We wait at the beach shack for Sonic and bombard it with an all out robot assult from five sides! [Moves the figurines around]


 * Sticks: No, no, no! [Has a badnik figurine] We should do is tunnel underneath to bypass his defenses!


 * Tails: [with a flying badnik figurine] We should attack from above by plane!


 * Knuckles: We have to get rid of his stupid friends first!


 * Amy: Robot assault!


 * Sticks: Tunnel!


 * Tails: Airplanes!


 * Amy: Robot assault!


 * Sticks: Tunnel!


 * Tails: Airplanes!


 * Knuckles: I'm yelling words!


 * Eggman: Calm down! Even though your evil geniuses, for the most part, you lack experience. Time for a crash course in villainy! [laughs manically]


 * [Later, Eggman is in the classroom with the others]


 * Eggman: Evil lesson number 1: Berating your underlings! Orbot, would you kindly hand out the work sheets?


 * Orbot: Gladly, sir. [proceeds to do so]


 * Eggman: [stops Orbot with a ruler] Not that worksheet, you dunderhead! [knocks some of the worksheets off] See? It's that easy!


 * [The others write down what they saw. Now in Eggman's monitor room]


 * Eggman: Lesson number 4: Surveillance! There's nothing more evil than recording your subjects without your knowledge. [looks over to Orbot and Cubot messing around]


 * Cubot: [wearing a Viking helment] Ota oh ha! Ota oh ha!


 * Eggman: Get me a monkey wrench...


 * Knuckles: For the security camera?


 * Eggman: No...


 * [In a different room]


 * Eggman: Lesson number 7: Mustache care and maintance. Fifty strokes every morning but don't overdo it!


 * Tails: Or what?


 * Sticks: [her mustache is messed up] Don't ask...


 * [Back in the classroom]


 * Eggman: Lesson number 12: Lesson numbering. Evil lessons should be numbered as followed: "1, 4, 7, 12, 16."


 * [Outside of the lair]


 * Eggman: Lesson number 16: Target practice!


 * [Eggman, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all fire at Orbot and Cubot]


 * Orbot: We must precure assistance...


 * Cubot: We don't have time for that! Let's just get help!

[Scene Change: Sonic's Shack.]


 * [Sonic is watching the tv while laying down]


 * Announcer: And now back to Pawn Shop Wars: Gogoba Addition!


 * Gogoba Chief: [taking to a clerk] Can I afford to give you $200 for this? No, but you seem like a nice fellow and I suppose my children could go hungry for a couple nights...


 * [Sonic hears something and turns over to the window to find Orbot]


 * Orbot: Hello...

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair.]


 * Eggman: So far so good! Now the written exam. The topic is: How to Capture Sonic? You may begin!


 * [The others start to write until Sonic bursts in]


 * Sonic: Pencils down, Eggheads!


 * Eggman: Clones, change of plan! Your written exam is now a practical! ATTACK!!!


 * [Tails, Amy, and Sticks prepare to do so but Knuckles tries to attack Eggman]


 * Eggman: Not me! Sonic!


 * Knuckles: Oh, right! I hope that doesn't effect my grade...


 * Amy: Enough of this! I'm taking charge! [tries to attack Sonic with her Piko Piko Hammer]


 * Sonic: Amy! What are you doing? [dodging Amy's attacks] You guys are my friends!


 * Knuckles: Your evil friends!


 * Eggman: Stop sucking up...


 * [Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks try to attack Sonic]


 * Sonic: You guys! You gotta snap out of it! This isn't you! It's the cookies!


 * [Tails appears behind Sonic in his own Egg Mobile with a group of Badniks and Tails laughs maniacally]


 * Eggman: Wonderful work everyone! After all my years of trying, I finally captured Sonic the Hedgehog!

Amy: What do you mean you captured Sonic? This is clearly the result of my leadership!


 * Tails: You were losing until I deployed the robots!


 * Sticks: With all of you arguing, I can hear the voices in my head!


 * Knuckles: I'm an evil mastermind of average intelligence!


 * [Suddenly, the evil clones of Eggman start to attack each other. Eggman ducks for safety until Sonic takes him behind a chalkboard]


 * Sonic: This didn't work out as you planned, huh Eggface?


 * Eggman: Why won't those other "me's" listen to me? I only want what's best for me!


 * Sonic: [looks at Eggman's DNA machine] Hmm, I think I know how to fix this.


 * Eggman: You do? Boy, that will be great. 'Cause I got so much going on...


 * [Eggman continues talking while Sonic runs off toward the machine. He takes down some Badniks in the way. Sonic then plucks off a hair and places it in the machine. The cookie is made and it flies toward Eggman who is still talking]


 * Eggman: So, yeah. If you can help me out with that, that will be-


 * [The cookie flies into Eggman's mouth and Sonic runs beside Eggman. Eggman is now transformed into a blue version of himself and a clone of Sonic]


 * Eggman: Let's crack these eggheads! [he and Sonic spin dash into some Badniks destroying them. Eggman dodges an attack from Knuckles] I can get used to this! [Dodges another attack from Knuckles]

[Sonic manages to fend off Amy and Stickles while Eggman is avoiding an attack from Tails]


 * Sonic: Hold them off, Eggman! I'll be right back! [runs off]

[Scene Change: Team Sonic's Shack areas.]


 * [Sonic runs into Amy's Shack and pulls off one of her hairs from brush. Sonic then heads into Tails' Shack and grabs one of Tails' headphones. Sonic then runs to the beach where he finds Knuckles' headband on his bench. Sonic then heads to Sticks's Shack to find a strange doll]


 * Sonic: Ew! Gross...

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair.]


 * Sonic: Let's get baking!


 * [Eggman cooks up the cookies that are color coded and he flings them into the air. Sonic then knocks the cookies into Tails, Amy, Knuckles, and Stick's mouths turning them back to normal]


 * Tails: I feel like myself again!


 * Knuckles: I'm also back to feeling like myself again! Knock on wood... [knocks on his head] Hello?


 * Eggman: Yeah and the best part is: now we're all on the same team!


 * [The unsatisfied members of Team Sonic look at each other and Sticks tosses the last evil cookie]


 * Eggman: One for all and all for- [the cookie lands in his mouth turning him back to normal] Okay, fun's over! I gotta get back to work! Evil doesn't bring any planet executed itself you know! [growls and walks off]