Subterranean Sonic/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Subterranean Sonic".

[''The episode begins one night outside Dr. Robotnik's fortress. Inside his fortress, Dr. Robotnik is complaining about he hasn't caught Sonic yet.'']
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: He's out there still! Mocking me with his scurrilous speed! Standing between me and my dream of total domination of Mobius!

[''Scratch turns on the light. Robotnik turns around and stares at him and Grounder angrily.'']
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Are you talking about Sonic?

[Scratch and Grounder are seen standing next to a light switch.]
 * Robotnik: Turn off that light! Can't you see I'm brooding!
 * Scratch: Oh, yes. Sorry.

[Scratch turns off the light with his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: That's better. Ahem. As I was saying, I hate that hedgehog,
 * Scratch: Huh?
 * Robotnik: And I want him captured now!
 * Grounder: But how are we ever gonna find him?

[Robotnik walks up to a computer, and jumps into the chair next to it.]
 * Robotnik: My deluxe, highly-calibrated Hedgehog-ometer has picked up his trail in the Marble Zone. You leave at first light!

[''Robotnik pulls on a lever with his left hand. The platform that Scratch and Grounder are standing on launches them into the air, and they crash through the skyline in the ceiling.'']
 * Scratch: But it's still...
 * Grounder: ...dark out!
 * Scratch and Grounder: Whoa!
 * Robotnik: So? I'm a little impatient.

[At the Marble Zone (which despite sharing the same name, is very different from its video game counterpart, as it has volcanoes and geysers, instead of being a lava-filled ruin), Scratch and Grounder fly through the air.]
 * Grounder: Whoa!
 * Scratch: Aaah-ha-ha!

[Scratch and Grounder land in a geyser.]
 * Grounder: Ugh!
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho!

[Scratch emerges from the gesyer and coughs violently.]
 * Scratch: Sonic's gotta be around here somewhere!

[Grounder emerges from the geyser and coughs violently]
 * Grounder: We'll never find him! I can't see a thing!

[Sonic runs past the geyser, clearing the smoke from it.]
 * Scratch: Huh?

[Scratch and Grounder look around.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: What's that?

[Sonic runs up to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Sonic: That better?

[Scratch and Grounder nod their heads, "Yes" in unison.]
 * Grounder: Yeah, thanks! I can see perfect now!

[Scratch and Grounder stare in shock, and their jaws drop, leaving their mouths open wide.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Hey! Oh-ho-ho!
 * Sonic: Eat my dust, gus!

[''Sonic runs in place, tossing dust in Scratch and Grounder's mouths, thus making them literally eat his dust. Sonic then runs away, then the screen transitions to a view of him running across the Marble Zone, with Tails flying behind him.'']
 * Tails: You think we lost em', Sonic?

[''Sonic reaches behind his back with his left hand and pulls out a pair of binoculars. He turns around and looks through them, seeing Scratch and Grounder running in the distance.'']
 * Sonic: Fraid' not, they're still coming!

[Tails gasps when he sees what's ahead.]
 * Tails: I bet you got something really special planned, huh?
 * Sonic: For what?
 * Tails: To get down the cliff!

[''Tails points to the cliff ahead with his right index finger. Sonic suddenly sees the cliff ahead and puts his hands on his face, a la Kevin McAllister from "Home Alone".'']
 * Sonic: Whoa! Brakes!

[''Sonic screeches to a halt, stopping just at the edge of the cliff. He looks down and sees a river of lava below. He then turns around and hears Scratch and Grounder approaching him and Tails in the distance. They run up to a geyser.'']
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Aaaah!

[Scratch ducks behind the geyser.]
 * Scratch: Bwahaha! We got him cornered now!
 * Tails: What are we gonna do, Sonic? we're trapped!
 * Sonic: Live fast, think fast, act fast!
 * Grounder: You think he saw us?
 * Scratch: No!

[The geyser erupts in front of Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Hey-hey!
 * Grounder: Hey, watch it!

[''Sonic snaps his left thumb and index finger. He then uses his left index finger to point at the geyser Scratch and Grounder are behind.'']
 * Sonic: See that geyser Scratch and Grounder aren't doing a good job of hiding behind? I see you!

[''Sonic waves at Scratch and Grounder with his left hand. Scrach and Grounder peer from behind the geyser'']
 * Grounder: I think he saw us.
 * Scratch: He's just trying to trick us!

[Sonic is now holding his right hand up to Tails' right ear.]
 * Sonic [whispering to Tails]: Once it dies down, we've got 1.25 seconds before it gushes again, so...

[Sonic runs away, then comes back, dressed as a miner, even holding a pickaxe in his left hand.]
 * Sonic: ...we're going underground!
 * Tails: We are?
 * Sonic: Right into the geyser hole!

[Sonic grabs Tails by his left arm with his right hand and runs towards the geyser, with him in tow.]
 * Scratch: Ha ha, here comes the hedgehog! Get ready to nab him!

[''Sonic continues running towards the geyser. Scratch is now holding a chain in both his hands, and Grounder has turned his left drill into a hand, which is holding a net, and his right drill into a bear trap. The geyser dies down.'']
 * Grounder: Huh?
 * Scratch: What?

[Sonic continues running towards the geyser.]
 * Scratch: Now!

[Sonic runs into the geyser, and Scratch and Grounder try to catch him, creating a huge cloud of dust, which emits some stars.]
 * Scratch: Hey! Who-hoo-ho! Ow! Watch it! I caught him!
 * Grounder: Ugh! No, I caught him!

[The dust cloud clears, revealing Scratch to have caught Grounder's nose in the chains, and Grounder to have caught Scratch in the net, and his own head in his bear trap.]
 * Grounder: I thought you had him!
 * Scratch: I thought you had him!
 * Grounder: Where'd they go?

[Scratch and Grounder look inside the geyser hole.]
 * Scratch: They couldn't have!
 * Grounder: Sure, they could have!
 * Scratch: No way! Nobody's that fast! It would have erupted in their faces!

[Sure enough, the geyser erpupts in Scratch and Grounder's faces and carries them into the air.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Whoa! Yeow-hoo-hoo! Ow-hoo-hoo!

[Underground, Sonic and Tails are now standing next to the geyser that erupted in Scratch and Grounder's faces.]
 * Tails: Where are we?
 * Sonic: A long way from the nearest chili dog stand, that's for sure!

[''Sonic touches the headlamp on his helmet with his right hand, turning it on. He then shines the light on three different caves.'']
 * Tails: Gee, Sonic, which way?
 * Sonic: This way!

[''Sonic runs away, with Tails following him. The geyser dies down, and Scratch and Grounder land in it. Grounder's head falls off during the crash.'']
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Ow! Oh!

[''Scratch and Grounder grunt as they pull themselves out of the geyser. Scratch then shakes his head.'']
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how! Oh, my head!

[Grounder's body is now looking for his head.]
 * Scratch: Oh, will you get a hold of yourself?!
 * Grounder: I got a hold of most of me! Heh heh! I just lost my head for a moment.

[Grounder's right drill points to where his head would be.]
 * Scratch: Just leave it! You never use it, anyway! Besides, we gotta go before the hedgehog gets away!

[Scratch tries to walk away, but he trips over Grounder's head offscreen.]
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Oh! Ow! Grounder, I found your head.

[Grounder's body turns his right drill into a flashlight, which he shines on his head, which Scratch is now revealed to be sitting on.]
 * Grounder: Hey! Get off my face!

[Grounder's body now picks up his head with both his hands from under Scratch, causing Scratch to fall over.]
 * Scratch: Oh!

[Grounder's body puts his head back on.]
 * Grounder: You are so rude!

[Scratch is now impatiently tapping his left foot.]
 * Scratch: Can we go now?

[''Scratch and Grounder run away. Meanwhile, Sonic is trying to find his way out of the mine.'']
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Sonic, can you see where you're going?
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: No, Tails, I can't, and it's really slowing me down!

[''Sonic runs through the mine with Tails in tow,, creating a trail of fire behind him and Tails. Eventually, they come to a cave filled with treasure, and slip on the floor.'']
 * Sonic and Tails: Whoa!

[Sonic and Tails are stopped by a pile of gold.]
 * Sonic and Tails: Ugh! Oh!

[''Stars spin around Sonic and Tails' heads. Just then, a giant diamond, known as Diamondius, falls and lands on Tails' head.'']
 * Tails: Ugh!

[''Sonic looks up at the diamondius, as does Tails when he regains conciousness. He picks up the diamondius with both his hands and shows it to Sonic.'']
 * Tails: Whoa? Did you see all this stuff?
 * Sonic: Yep, great, enough sight-seeing. Time to speed, keed!
 * Tails: Look at this diamondius! Can I take it with us? Huh? Can I?
 * Spelunk [heard offscreen]: Drop it, foxy!
 * Tails: Aaaah!

[''Sonic and Tails stare in shock when they hear Spelunk, an old grey mole in a blue mining outfit. Sonic gasps, and Tails drops the diamondius. Spelunk is now standing next to a cannon.'']
 * Sonic: Hey, don't scare my pal like that! Who are...
 * Spelunk: This is my claim, and I'll ask the questions! And my question is, you got any lasts requests, afore I let ya have it?

[''Spelunk is now holding a match in his left hand. Sonic walks up to Spelunk'']
 * Sonic: Yeah, two requests; show us how to get out of here, and two dozen chili dogs, with extra onions and cheese, to go!

[Sonic holds up two of his left fingers, and Spelunk shudders angrily.]
 * Spelunk: Chili dogs?! Forget it! Do you know how much chili dogs cost? Money don't grow on trees, you know! You're just like the rest of them; want something of mine for nothing!

[Spelunk now puts his left index finger on Sonic's nose.]
 * Spelunk: I got a right mind to blast you!

[''Spelunk turns his cannon with both his hands, pointing it at Sonic. He then lights the match in his left hand with the cannon and lights the fuse.'']
 * Sonic: In that case, gotta roll, troll!

[Sonic runs away.]
 * Spelunk: Stop! You thievin', tresspassin, lootin' no-good varmints!

[Sonic stops when he hears this, then runs back to Spelunk, who is now tapping his left foot.]
 * Sonic: Hey, you've got us all wrong! We're freedom fighters!
 * Spelunk: Looks to me like you're freeloaders, and I don't give nothin' for free!

[''The cannon fires a cannonball. It chases after Sonic, who runs away, and when he gets to Tails, he grabs him with his right hand, towing him along.'']
 * Tails: Whoa!

[''Sonic and Tails run through the cave, with the cannonball chasing them the entire time. The cannonball eventually catches up to Sonic and attacks him from behind.'']
 * Sonic: Oof! Whoa!

[''Sonic continues running, with the cannonball chasing him. He and Tails run away from it.'']
 * Tails: Whoa!

[''Sonic eventually comes to a dead end. He screeches to a halt when he sees it, and throws Tails down.'']
 * Sonic: Ugh!

[Sonic and Tails look at the skylight above them.]
 * Sonic: Hang on!

[''Sonic runs in place, then grabs Tails' left arm with his right hand. They jump through the skylight. Scratch and Grounder then run up to where Sonic and Tails were previously, and look around.'']
 * Scratch: Could have sworn I heard the hedgehog!

[''Grounder looks behind him, then taps Scratch's body with his right hand. He then points behind himself with his left thumb, and the cannonball flies towards them. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.'']
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Aaaah!

[''Scratch then holds up a sign that says HELP in red letters with his left hand, a la Wile E. Coyote of Looney Tunes fame. The cannonball flies into them and crashes, creating a cloud of grey dust.'']
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: I put my head back on for this?
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Aw, shut up! At least yours is supposed to be detachable!

[''Sonic and Tails land outside the hole and at the bottom of a spiral-shape hill with mine cart tracks. The top of the hill leads out of the mine.'']
 * Sonic: These gotta lead out! Let's make tracks!

[''Sonic runs towards the hill. Tails shrugs, then flies after Sonic. As Sonic runs up the hill, Tails talks to him.'']
 * Tails: You know, that mole troll guy is so mean, I almost miss Scratch and Grounder!
 * Sonic: Oh, he probably wouldn't be so bad if he spent some quality time with us!

[Tails gasps when he hears Spelunk.]
 * Spelunk [heard offscreen]: I'll get you, you miserable trespassers!

[''Spelunk is now seen riding a mine cart, which is coming down the other way. Sonic screeches to a halt when he sees him.'']
 * Tails: Aaaah!
 * Sonic: That is not the quality I had in mind!

[''Sonic tuns around and runs back down the other way. Tails flies behind him, and Spelunk follows them on his mine cart. Sonic looks back at Spelunk, then back ahead. He sees a Mother Turtle and her three children (a boy wearing a blue beanie and a girl wearing a pink bow and matching pink necklace, and another boy wearing glasses and a red bow tie), slowly crossing the tracks. Sonic gasps and screeches to a halt when he sees them.'']
 * Sonic: Hurry up! There's a mad troll chasing me, and you'll get scrunched!
 * Mother Turtle: We are... hurrying!

[''Sonic looks back. Spelunk laughs evilly as he approaches him. Sonic then turns to Tails.'']
 * Sonic: Duck in there!

[''Tails flies behind a rock, and ducks behind it. Sonic runs up to the track, which now has a crossing gate that lowers. Sonic is now dressed as a crossing guard, and is holding a STOP sign in his left hand. Spelunk stares in shock when he sees Sonic.'']
 * Spelunk: Huh?

[Spelunk screeches his mine cart to a halt.]
 * Spelunk; Aaaah, ooh, ow! What's this? I own this line! Who are you, anyway?

[Sonic points at the Turtle family with the STOP sign he is holding in his left hand.]
 * Spelunk: Ah, all right!

[''The Turtle family crosses the tracks, and when they reach the other side, they wave at Spelunk with their left arms, except for the boy in the glasses and bow tie, who waves with his right arm. The crossing gate then lifts.'']
 * Sonic: Okay, keep it moving! We got a schedule to keep!

[''Spelunk starts up his mine cart again. Tails then runs up to Sonic, holding his left hand above his head.'']
 * Sonic: Okay, Tails, let's hit the rails!

[''Sonic runs back up the hill, with Tails flying behind him. Due to stock footage being re-used, Sonic is back in his mining outfit during this scene. Meanwhile, Spelunk reaches the bottom of the hill, then stares in shock.'']
 * Spelunk: What?

[''Spelunk stops his mine cart. He then waves his left arm furiously.'']
 * Spelunk: Why that scheming little poacher! I oughta! I oughta!

[''Sonic continues running back up the hill, with Tails flying behind him. At the bottom of the hill, Spelunk is standing next to a lever.'']
 * Spelunk: If those two think they can go tell the world about my treasure caves, they got another think coming to em'!

[Spelunk pulls the lever foward with both his hands.]
 * Spelunk: Ugh!

[Near the top of the hill, Sonic is back in his crossing guard disguise as he and Tails reach the top.]
 * Tails: Hey, we made it!
 * Sonic: Never a doubt!

[The rails suddenly turn into a slide, which Sonic and Tails now slip on and slide down.]
 * Tails: Ugh! Whoa! Whoa! Whao!
 * Sonic: Yeow, whoa-oa-oa! Whoa!

[Sonic and Tails slide down toward a pair of doors, which open.]
 * Tails: Aaaah! Whoa!
 * Sonic: Yeow-ow! Yikes!

[When Sonic and Tails reach the end of the slide, they land in a cage, with diamondius-encrusted bars.]
 * Sonic and Tails: Ugh!

[''Stars spin around Sonic and Tails when they hit the bars. Spelunk then closes the cage, locking them in, and laughs evilly.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, how are we gonna get out?
 * Sonic: Don't sweat it, kiddo! I'll throw my triple-spin into overdrive, and Zzz-razo! I'll cut through these bars in no time!

[''Sonic holds up his left index finger. He then stands up and spins, attempting to cut through the bars. When he hits them, they don't break, instead stopping him in his tracks. Sonic also loses his crossing guard disguise in the process.'']
 * Sonic: Yipes! Oof!

[''Stars spin around Sonic as he lands. Tails then puts his hands on his face.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, are you all right?
 * Spelunk: Ha! These bars are made of pure diamondius, the hardest substance on Mobius! You'll never get out!

[Spelunk grabs the bars with both his hands and laughs evilly.]
 * Spelunk: That's what ol' Spelunk does to theivin' interlopers! Ha ha ha ha! Might as well get yourselves comfortable, you're gonna be here the rest of your lives!

[Spelunk laughs evilly and walks away as the screen fades to black.]