Spaceman Sonic/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Spaceman Sonic".

[''The episode begins with Dr. Robotnik flying his Egg-O-Matic hovercraft across Mobius. Scratch and Grounder are sitting in it, with blindfolds tied over their eyes.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: Ha ha ha ha ha!
 * Scratch: Can we peek now, your nastiness?
 * Robotnik: No!

[Robotnik pushes Scratch down with his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: This plan must be kept so secret, only I can know about it!
 * Scratch: Must be something really big!
 * Robotnik: Big? It's monstrous! When this day is over, Mobius will be mine!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly. Grounder, who is now holding an oil can in his left hand, opens his head compartment.'']
 * Grounder: Heh heh! I'll drink to that!

[''Grounder squeezes the oil can and pours it into his head. He then belches and closes his head compartment as he tosses the oil can aside. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Tails is fishing by the river, holding a fishing rod in both his hands. Sonic is sleeping against a tree on the hill behind him. The oil can lands on the hill and bounces down.'']
 * Tails: Hey! What's going on?

[Tails looks up and sees Robotnik flying his Egg-O-Matic above him.]
 * Tails: Robotnik? And I bet he's up to somethingmore than just littering!

[Tails tosses his fishing rod aside.]
 * Tails: I don't want to wake Sonic, so I'd better follow Robotnik and check it out!

[''Tails flies into the air. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik flies his Egg-O-Matic past some mountains, one of which has a flag on top, and another has a giant cherry on top. They stop just near a cliff, and Robotnik grabs a lever with both his hands.'']
 * Robotnik: Stand by, we're about to enter the Secret Zone!

[''Robotnik pulls on the lever, and two mechanical arms emerge from the Egg-O-Matic's headlight. The left arm is holding a mallet, and the right one is holding a chisel. The arms use those tools to carve a giant hole in the cliff. Robotnik flies his Egg-O-Matic through the hole, and Tails follows him.'']
 * Robotnik: There it is; the greatest secret on Mobius!

[A rocket ship standing on a platform with a sign that says, CAPE ROBOTNIK is shown.]
 * Robotnik: My very own space center; Cape Robotnik!
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Is Cape Robotnik always this dark?
 * Grounder: Yeah, I can't wait for the sun to come up so we can see it!
 * Robotnik: You bolt-brains! Take off your blindfolds!

[Robotnik grabs Scratch's blindfold with his left hand and Grounder's blindfold with his right, then pulls them off.]
 * Grounder: Oh, yeah! How could we be so stupid?
 * Robotnik: It comes naturally.

[Robotnik flies his Egg-O-Matic around his rocket ship.]
 * Robotnik: Isn't my ultimate spaceship magnificent? Of course, I designed it myself.

[Robotnik lands his Egg-O-Matic.]
 * Robotnik: And it's time for its first wicked journey!
 * Scratch: Can we watch it blast off, huh?
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Watch? You're flying it! You are now astro-bots!

[''Robotnik puts a space helmet he is holding in his left hand on Scratch. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder are walking towards the elevator. Scratch is wearing a space suit and Grounder is wearing a space helmet.'']
 * Robotnik: I've discovered a rich load of destructicite crystals in the Mobius asteroid belt.

[''The elevator door closes and the lights flash. Tails flies up to the lights and follows them, with his right hand cupped to his right ear.'']
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Bring me back two tons of them, and I'll have all the energy I need to power an army of giant robots and conquer all of Mobius! Ah, the thought of total tyranny makes me giddy!
 * Tails: I'd better warn Sonic!

[''Tails flies away. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is still asleep near the tree, when Tails lands in front of him.'']
 * Tails: Sonic! Wake up!

[Sonic wakes up.]
 * Sonic: Huh? Huh? Huh? Oh, what's going on?

[Tails points with his left index finger.]
 * Tails: We've gotta stop Robotnik!

[Sonic stretches and lays back down, then closes his eyes.]
 * Sonic: So what else is new? We'll stop him, right after this nap!
 * Tails: Now, Sonic! We've got to stop him now!

[Back at Cape Robotnik, the rocket rumbles and emits grey smoke.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Nine, eight, seven!

[Robotnik is revealed to be in the control tower, holding the microphone in his right hand Inside the rocket, Scratch points at Robotnik with his left thumb.]
 * Scratch: Bwahaha! Hear that? Dr. Robotnik's losing it! He's counting backwards!

[''Grounder turns his left drill into a hand and points at its fingers with his right drill. Meanwhile, Tails has both his hands on Sonic's body, trying to wake Sonic up.'']
 * Tails: Sonic! Wake up! You don't understand!

[Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik continues counting down as the rocket prepares to launch.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Six, five, four!

[Meanwhile, Tails is now standing atop Sonic's body.]
 * Tails: If we don't stop that spaceship from reaching the asteroid belt...

[Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik continues counting down as the rocket prepares to launch.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Three, two, one!

[Meanwhile, Tails pulls on Sonic's left arm with both his hands.]
 * Tails: ...Mobius will be doomed!

[Sonic wakes up.]
 * Sonic:Why didn't you say so?

[''Sonic runs away. He grabs Tails' left arm with his right hand and pulls Tails away. Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik presses a button on the control panel with his right index finger.'']
 * Robotnik: Blast off!

[The rocket launches, and Sonic and Tails stop in the hole in the cliff.]
 * Sonic: Only way we can stop it now is to get aboard!

[''Sonic runs down the cliff, with Tails in tow. He jumps onto a ledge and opens the door's valve with both his hands. He pushes the door open with both his hands, and he and Tails run inside. The door closes, and the rocket exits Mobius' atmosphere.'']
 * Sonic: Come on, Tails! The faster we get up to the control room, the faster we'll stop this thing!

[''Sonic and Tails climb up the ladder. Meanwhile, Scratch, and Grounder are sitting at the rocket's control panel.'']
 * Robotnik [heard over the intercom]: Attention, Astro-bots! All systems are go! We have a launch!
 * Grounder: Launch? Already? I didn't even have breakfast!

[Scratch presses several buttons on the rocket's control panel with both his index fingers.]
 * Robotnik [heard over the intercom]: Proceed on your present course to the Mobius Asteroid Belt!

[Scratch holds his left hand up to his head.]
 * Scratch: Astro-bot Scratch to Robotnik control! A-okay, your putridness!

[The rocket flies towards the asteroid belt as Sonic and Tails climb the ladder.]
 * Sonic: Listen up, little bro! First, we take over the controls!
 * Tails: Right, take over the controls!
 * Sonic: Then, we turn this space tub around and use its retro rockets to make a safe landing on the Mobius desert!
 * Tails: Gotcha, Sonic!

[Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik is still in the control tower.]
 * Robotnik: Attention, Astro-bots! I have to leave now and go back to my fortress.

[Robotnik's face appears on the screen in the rocket.]
 * Robotnik: Before I go, I want you to stand by for your final instructions!

[Grounder holds his right drill up to his hand.]
 * Grounder: Astro-bot Grounder standing by!

[Grounder jumps and hits his head on the screen.]
 * Grounder: Ow!

[Stars spin around Grounder's head.]
 * Scratch: Astro-bot Scratch standing by too, sir!

[Grounder rolls up to Scratch and points at him with his right drill.]
 * Grounder: You big fibber! You're sitting by! I'm standing by!

[Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik is still in the control tower.]
 * Robotnik: Increase your thrust to 32 million units! Then call me at the fortress when you reach the Asteroid Zone!

[''Robotnik walks away, and the lights flash as the elevator he is in goes down. The doors open, and Robotnik runs towards his Egg-O-Matic, then jumps into it.'']
 * Robotnik: Soon I will be the greatest power in the universe!

[''Robotnik flies away, then laughs evilly. Back in the rocket, Grounder is sitting in his chair as he turns his right drill into a hand, which he scratches his helmet with.'']
 * Grounder: Did he say increase our thrust to 32 or 42 units?
 * Scratch: Uh, 32, I think.

[Grounder now has both his hands on the lever in front of him.]
 * Grounder: Oh. Well, just to be safe, I'll try them both!

[Grounder pulls the lever, and the Rocket flies out of control.]
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Grounder-her-her! Stop that!
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Oh, all right!

[The rocket suddenly stops.]
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: D'oh, what did you do?

[Inside the rocket, Scratch stares angrily at Grounder, who has both his hands behind his back.]
 * Grounder: Well, you told me to stop it!
 * Scratch: Grrr! Dim-bot! Turn the power back on!

[Scratch points at Grounder with his right index finger.]
 * Grounder: I can't; I broke the switch!

[Grounder reveals that he is holding the broken lever in his left hand.]
 * Scratch: No-ho-ho! Now you've done it!

[Scratch waves his arms, then looks out the window.]
 * Scratch: We're drifting into the Star Light Zone!

[The rocket now floats on its top.]
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: We've stopped! Now we'll never get back to Mobius!
 * Grounder: Well, so? At least now, Dr. Robotnik won't be able to fire me for breaking his switch!

[Scratch turns to face Grounder, then comes to a realization.]
 * Scratch: Yeah! And the good part of it is, we're robots, and we don't need oxygen!
 * Grounder: We don't?
 * Scratch: Nope! So when this spaceship runs out in a couple hours, we won't even care! Bwahaha!

[''Unknown to Scratch, Sonic and Tails are aboard the spaceship. They have hidden behind the walls, and have heard everything.'']
 * Tails: Here that? We're gonna run out of oxygen!

[Sonic holds out his left hand like a stop sign.]
 * Sonic: Chill, little pal! There's plenty of oxygen right out there!

[''Sonic points to a window in the rocket with his left thumb. Tails runs up to the window and looks outside.'']
 * Tails: What is it?

[An abandoned Space Station is shown outside the window.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: It's the abandoned space station! The old Mobius Government had to close it down after Robuttnik stole all their money!

[Sonic walks up to Tails, who turns his head to face him.]
 * Tails: So how do we get to it?
 * Sonic: I'll let you know, as soon as we get Scratch and Grounder out of that control room!

[''Sonic points to the control room with his right thumb. The screen transitions to a view outside the rocket.'']
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: It's kinda peaceful out here in space!

[Inside the control room, Scratch and Grounder are leaning on their chairs, with Scratch's feet on the control panel.]
 * Grounder: Yeah. Do you think we should call Dr. Robotnik, and tell him we won't be coming home?
 * Scratch: Naw, let him find someone else to yell at!

[Sonic can be heard imitating a police siren, which causes Scratch to lean forward in surprise.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho! What's that?

[Sonic, who is disguised as a police officer in a space helmet, runs up to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Sonic: Space patrol! Pull over!

[''As Scratch talks, Sonic reaches behind his back with both his hands. He pulls out a pencil and a notepad, the former of which he is holding in his right hand, and the latter of which he is holding in his left. He writes in the notepad.'']
 * Scratch: What's wrong, officer?

[Sonic points at Scratch with his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: Don't play innocent with me! Just show me your driver's license!
 * Grounder: I'm not driving! He is!

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, and points at Scratch with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: Uh, uh... I'm not driving, either!

Sonic pulls back three pages on the notepad with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Driving without a driver? Now you're really in for it!

[''Sonic writes in the notepad. Scratch is now holding the broken lever in his left hand.'']
 * Scratch: But we can't drive; we don't have any power!
 * Grounder: Yeah, we're stuck!

[Sonic points down the pencil he is holding in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Well, you can't park here! This zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only! I'm afraid I'll have to order both of you to the rear of the spaceship!
 * Scratch: Are we under arrest?
 * Sonic: You are!

[Sonic points with the pencil he is holding in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: You are! Now get down there and write, "I will not park my rocket ship in a no parking zone" ten thousand times!

[Scratch and Grounder get out of their seats and run in place.]
 * Scratch: Uh, ye-ye-yes, officer! Right away!

[Scratch and Grounder run away.]
 * Scratch: Is "Park" spelled with one "R" or two?
 * Grounder: Three, duncebot! Sheesh, everybody knows that!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where in the control room, Tails is holding the broken lever in both his hands, and Sonic is holding a wrench in both his hands, which he uses to screw the lever back in place.]
 * Sonic: Ugh! Ugh!

[The broken lever falls over.]
 * Sonic: It's not gonna work!

[Sonic, who is now holding the wrench in his right hand, picks up the broken lever with his left hand.]
 * Scratch: The power switch is too smashed up!
 * Tails: Then how do we get this rocket rollin'?
 * Sonic: Rollin'? That's it, squirt! You're a genius!

[''Sonic puts his left hand on Tails' right arm. The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, where Sonic is wearing a spacesuit and magnets on his shoes, as he is standing on the rocket's left side.'']
 * Sonic: A little racin' in place, and maybe I can move this monster!

[''Sonic runs in place on the rocket, making it spin. Back in the rocket, Scratch and Grounder are in the basement, writing down their punishment on pieces of paper. Scratch is holding a pencil in his right hand, which he uses to write on a piece of paper, and Grounder is holding a piece of paper in his right hand and a pencil on his left, which he uses to write on the paper with. They start to spin around with the rocket, and their pencils and paper fly everywhere.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-whoa-oh!
 * Grounder: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
 * Scratch: Boy, this is pretty stiff punishment for a lousy parking ticket!

[''One of the pieces of paper is revealed to have, I WiLL NOT PARRRK MY RocKETSHiP iN A NO PARKiNG ZONE! written on it. The rocket spins towards the Space Station and bumps into it. Sonic, who no longer has the magnets on his shoes, runs up to the door and pulls it open with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Come on, Tails! We made it to the space station!

[''Sonic runs away, and Tails, who is wearing a space suit, flies after Sonic. They run towards the space station, and Sonic jumps down on the platform.'']
 * Sonic: Ugh!

[''Sonic runs into the space station, with Tails flying behind him. Inside the space station, they are no longer wearing their space suits as they walk across the path. Tails gasps.'']
 * Tails: Well, at least there's oxygen in here!
 * Sonic: Yeah! Now, let's see if we can find some way to get back to Mobius!
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Ohhh! My head is still spinning!

[''Grounder's head, which doesn't have its space helmet on it, is spinning clockwise. Grounder turns both his drills into hands, and puts them over his eyes, causing his head to stop spinning.'']
 * Grounder: Phew!

[Grounder pulls his head off, and holds it above his body.]
 * Grounder: Oh! Now let me get my bearings!

[Scratch, who is holding Grounder's bearings in his right hand, walks up to Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Here they are.

[Grounder holds out his left hand as Scratch pours the bearings onto Grounder's left hand.]
 * Grounder: Oh! Thanks, Scratch!

[''Grounder puts the bearings in his head, then puts his head back on his body with both his hands. As Scratch talks, Grounder picks up his space helmet with both his hands and puts it back on his head, then turns both his hands back into drills.'']
 * Scratch: You know, Grounder, I've been thinking for a long time, and all of a sudden, my brain clicked!
 * Grounder: Oh, maybe you should oil it!
 * Scratch: No, I should have seen it before; That was no space patrolman!
 * Grounder: No?
 * Scratch: Now, don't hold me to this, but I think it was Sonic!

[Grounder gasps, then turns both his drills back into hands.]
 * Oh, that double-dealin' spiny sneak! I'l clobberate him!

[Grounder slams his right fist onto the palm on his left hand.]
 * Grounder: Where is he?

[Scratch climbs onto a box in front of him and points to the window in front of it with his left thumb.]
 * Scratch: He's gotta be on that space station!
 * Grounder: Let's get him!
 * Scratch: Yeah!

[''Scratch and Grounder run away. Scratch pushes the door open with his right hand and runs out. Grounder follows him. Scratch jumps down onto the platform.'']
 * Scratch: Ach!

[Grounder falls and lands in between the rocket and the platform.]
 * Grounder: Oops!

[Scratch screeches to a halt just before he reaches the doorway.]
 * Scratch: Yeow-how!

[Scratch runs back towards Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Aaah!

[''Grounder holds out both his arms. Scratch grabs Grounder's right arm with his left hand and his left arm with his right hand.'']
 * Scratch: Ugh! Ugh! D'oh! Ugh!

[Grounder's treads spin the rocket.]
 * Scratch: Ugh! Ugh! Aaah! Arrgh!

[Scratch pulls Grounder out, and Grounder lands on him, knocking him down.]
 * Scratch: Ow-how!
 * Grounder: Oof!

[Scratch stares in shock at the rocket.]
 * Scratch': Hey! Our rocketship's drifting away!

[The rocket floats away.]
 * Grounder: Aw, who cares? What we gotta do now is catch Sonic and make him pay for all this!

[Scratch and Grounder run into the doorway, then get stuck.]
 * Scratch': D'oh-ho-ho-ho! Whoa-ho! Ugh!
 * Grounder: Ugh!

[''Scratch and Grounder get unstuck and run through the doorway, and the rocket continues to float away. A meteor flies by, which is used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are walking across a hallway.'']
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Th-there they are! Get em!

[''Sonic and Tails turn their heads to face Scratch and Grounder, then run away, with them chasing them. They run past a doorway, which Sonic runs back to and looks inside. He then turns to face Tails!'']
 * Sonic: This way, kid! We'll lose em'!

[''Tails runs back to Sonic, and they both run through the doorway. Sonic is now holding Tails' left hand with his right as he runs up to a door and opens it with his left hand, revealing a skeleton holding a phone reciever in his right hand. Sonic and Tails stare at it in shock.'']
 * Sonic and Tails: Aaaah!

[Sonic closes the door with his left hand and runs up to another, opening it with his left hand, revealing a robot waving both its arms behind it.]
 * Sonic: Huh?

[''Sonic closes the door with his left hand, then runs past a pillar with an octopus in a glass ball sitting on it. Tails runs back to the octopus and stares at it, until Sonic runs back to Tails and grabs his left arm with his right hand, and runs away, pulling him along. Sonic and Tails run down the hallway, then stare in shock at several tentacles coming out of a pipe.'']
 * Sonic and Tails: Whoa!
 * Tails: Sonic! What's that?
 * Sonic: Space creature, kid!
 * Tails: Is it friendly?

[A mouth emerges from the pipe.]
 * Space Monster: No!

[The Space Monster snorts, then emerges from the pipe completely.]
 * Space Monster: I've got a terrible cold, and I'm starved! Aaah-aaah-aaah-aachoo!

[The Space Monster sneezes Sonic and Tails away.]
 * Sonic: Aaah!
 * Tails: Whoa!

[The space monster wipes under its eye with his upper right tentacle, then points at Sonic and Tails with the same tentacle.]
 * Space Monster: I haven't had fresh food in thirteen years!

[''Sonic and Tails sit and stare at the Space Monster as his shadow casts over them. The screen then fades to black.'']