User:EHeroDarkNeos

Hi, my name is EHeroDarkNeos, brother of EHeroFlareNeos. I think the Ashura glitch is cool, along with Chakra X's fanfic. On an interesting note, I have noticed that there are several parrallels you can draw between Sonic the Hedgehog and Transformers (of which I happen to be a HUGE fan). For the (in)complete list, see the bottom section of this userpage.

Things I Like

 * Ashura
 * Nazo
 * E-123 Omega
 * Shadow the Hedgehog
 * Sonic the Werehog
 * Rouge the Bat (For obvious reasons)
 * Scourge the Hedgehog (Favorite character)

The Comics

 * I currently have subscriptions to Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic Universe. I only just got into the comics, so I don't really know that much about it, so I pretty much have to rely on back-orders and Archives to get the full story. I have also recently sent a letter to SonicGrams (Archie) and I hope it gets printed. If it does, I'll tell you which comic and letter it is. I am also trying to obtain Sonic X (since it's better than the show) and Sonic Archives/Select.

My Comments on Sonic the Hedgehog A.K.A. My OTHER Rant Page
Updated Whenever!
 * If you alter the kanji for Tails (テイルス) you get "TAILZ".
 * Mobius has the same name(s) as a Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
 * If Transformers have been around longer, why is Sonic more popular?
 * WHY did 4Kids have to dub Sonic X?
 * What would happen if Sonic faced Devastator (from Transformers G1)?
 * How come Dr. Eggman hasn't come up with any COOL designs for his robots (aside from Omega and the ones present in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)) such as ones that can transform or don't have obvious weak points?
 * To add to the above, what about ones that combine to form something COOL?
 * Never mind. There's the Eggsterminator (VERY bad pun).
 * Wouldn't it be cool if Scourge/Super Scourge somehow appered in a videogame or Sonic X?
 * How come Scourge isn't in a game?
 * How come the new character in Sonic Unleashed is a complete retard?
 * Seriously? There's multiples of each Chaos Emerald across the entire universe? Hard to believe.
 * What were they on when they made Sonic Underground?
 * What the hell kind of a name is Alf-Layla-wa-Layla? It sounds like they just came up with some random gibberish and decided to make it a character name! (Then again, I know squat about Hebrew.)
 * Originally, Tails was going to be female, but for reasons unknown, this idea was scrapped. Oh, so that's why many people fantasize Tails as being a female in fanfiction (Ironically, I wrote one myself). That most likely also explains away why many people have also depicted him as gay (or homosexual, whichever one you prefer).
 * To add to my first point of the Tails subject, I have noticed that such fics usually involve Tails being born that way, having sex some time after a transformation, or transforming through the use of a machine he built or magical powers. The one I have written takes a more realistic approach, intercourse being alluded to rather than written.
 * While I'm on the subject of fanfiction, what is it with people and Sonic couples? I personally have nothing against any couples you can possibly fathom in your own weird little minds, but still. There are ones like Sonic/Amy or Sonic/Sally and Tails/Cream or Tails/Cosmo that make perfect sense, there are ones like Sonic/Blaze that are a little wierd yet acceptable for one to fathom, and there are ones like Sonic/Tails (male), Sonic/Shadow, and Sonic/Knuckles that are just...well...weird. I mean, why do people come up with these weird pairings? What makes people think that it's overall okay to make 2 male Sonic characters out of all things love each other in the deepest way possible? There's even a few where Eggman is not part of the main couple (thank Primus no one can possibly fathom that), but even he gets some action! I can accept Female Tails ones or Yaoi couples if they're written well, but I just find a lot of couples to be strange. Hell, I even read one where Silver technically has sex with himself and another where the person somehow managed to make Shadow/Espio work. Where do people come up with these nonsensical couples that don't even make any sense? Once again, I can only imagine them to possibly work if they are written well, without using a thesaurus on every f***ing word like Lord Kelvin (but that's another rant for another time). I have absolutely no problem with gays, I just find gay couples in the Sonic fandom to be really really really weird.
 * Thus concludes my rant on fanfiction. If you have any problems with it, please say so and I will point out the logic to you and possibly make fun of your punctuation and spelling.
 * Why is it that only the female Sonic characters wear clothes all of the time?
 * I recently got Sonic Archives #11. I kinda like the stories present, but I personally dislike most of the artwork.
 * Because the Archieverse appears to be extremely delicate (most of the recent old ones I've read revolving around the Tails Miniseries), I am actually considering trying to create a timeline of the whole damn thing, displaying the order in which the series must be read in order to gain complete satisfaction of knowing everything about it. Who's with me?
 * How come Sonic isn't about running anymore? Why can't they just make a new Sonic Game where it completely revolves around running? I mean, they could just take the first one in the series, update it however needed, and make it 3D. I would totally play that!
 * What is it with the Archie series and Good characters becoming Evil...without seeming to revert ever again? Sleuth Dawgg, Fiona Fox, Dimitri, Lien-Da, the entire Echidna Race, the Iron Queen (in flashback), Bark the Polar Bear, Bean the Duck (I think), and now Espio. What cruel writers! Why do they keep doing this to us? Pretty soon, there's gonna be more bad guys than good guys!
 * The colors of the main characters (Sonic = Blue, Knuckles = Red, Tails = Yellow) also match the colors of Yu-Gi-Oh!'s Egyptian God Cards (Obelisk = Blue, Slifer/Osiris = Red, Ra = Yellow).
 * I can't believe I'm saying this, but Scourge is the most annoying (yet awesome) recurring villain ever!
 * In my personal opinion, Tracy Yardley! is the best Archie Sonic artist who ever lived.
 * No matter how funny the earlier Archie Sonic issues may have been, they cannot out-do Penny Arcade.
 * SEGA needs to stop trying to re-invent the wheel and give us what we want.
 * As some pages on this wiki point out, there are some similarities between Sonic and Mario characters. How cheap are these bastards?
 * Why does Sonic play music?
 * Why does Sonic have siblings?
 * How can their medallions transform into instruments that double as weapons?
 * Why did their mom abandon them so carelessly?
 * Why are they looking for her?
 * How come their music is so bad?
 * How come Robotnik never thought to destroy their instruments (at least to my knowledge) so that the audience wouldn't have to sit through that torture?
 * When did they put a Rock Band together?
 * How the f**** did they reunite?
 * Why are all 3 Hedgehogs voiced by the same guy?
 * Where they high when they made this?
 * Why can't someone just use this show as a Saw trap?
 * Where does the plot go whenever they sing?
 * How come Robotnik doesn't just shoot them (and the writing staff)?
 * Why are the music videos always acid trips?
 * How come the writing is so bad?
 * How come they claim to be looking for their mom, yet they always stay in the exact same location every episode?
 * How come the Nostalgia Critic hasn't reviewed this show yet?
 * What kind of band has only a guitarist, a keyboardist(?), and a drummer? (Please tell me!)
 * Why doesn't Robotnik ever just break their medallions (to my knowledge)?
 * Who ever thought this was a good idea?
 * Why did I ever watch 3 episodes of this crap?
 * How come the theme song never explains anything?
 * How come it was so easy for Robotnik to take over this time?
 * Where the frag is Snively?
 * How come he was replaced by 2 retards?
 * Why do some people actually like this show?
 * How come Robotnik sounds less menacing than his SatAM counterpart?
 * How come he has no real motives?
 * How come his plans are always so weak?
 * Why did they recycle a plot from AoSTH?
 * Why are all the plots so stupid?
 * Who the zorp has a last wish to listen to gawdawful music?
 * Why does this seem like a series a 3-year-old put together?
 * How is music ever going to come in handy as a weapon? (Aside from Soundwave from Transformers: Animated)
 * What's the plot?
 * Are they trying to promote music or something?
 * Why do all their songs sound like Kidz Bop material?
 * Why doesn't Robotnik have better henchmen?
 * Why not just kill them if you're gonna infiltrate someone's base?
 * Where's Sephiroth when you need him?
 * Who comes up with a plan that can easily be discovered?
 * What kind of band are they?
 * Is it Rock?
 * Is it Jazz?
 * Is it Metal?
 * Which is it?
 * Why can't they just pick 1 genre and stick with it?
 * What the slag is up with Sonia?
 * Why does Manic sound like he has nasal congestion?
 * How hard is it really to kick a crappy band in the jhorblocks?
 * Who designs a pyramid with only 2 traps in it?
 * Is there really a difference between this show and doing drugs?
 * Why was this show even made?
 * I just realized that Sonic X #39 has a Sonic Sez Segment in it.
 * Someone was actually cruel enough to name their kid Big?
 * What the frag is up with Fiona? First she's a robot, which turned out to be a copy of her, then she's real and joins the Freedom Fighters, then she joins the Suppression Squad to be with Scourge, and slaps Tails across the face when she does so. What a whore!
 * Anti-Knuckles is Scottish?
 * Naming someone Lightning makes about as much sense as naming someone Zigzix.
 * For some reason, I seem to associate Monkey Khan with this guy. At the end of Sonic #203, however, he's much more like that guy.
 * Where did all this crap about clans come from? (Archieverse #202)
 * Why is everybody in the Iron Queen's army a f*cking ninja?

My Opinions On The Shows

 * In this section, I give my personal reviews of each Sonic TV show based on my personal preference, and a little based on other sources, such as the Nostalgia Critic.

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

 * Plot: A repetitive mess about Sonic thwarting Robotnik's ludicrous plans to take over the world.
 * Opinion: I wasn't aware that this show was on most of the time, but what I did see of it, I actually found entertaining, since I was a small child at the time. I even have the first 2 Seasons on DVD. However, I later saw the review of it by the Nostalgia Critic, who severely panned it. My opinion of the show changed entirely after I saw that review, as he pointed out the many flaws of the show among other good points about it, like the sucky Sonic Sez segments. However, my favorite episode remains to be "Grounder the Genius".
 * Major Flaw: It's pure nonsense.

Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM)

 * Plot: A HUGE step up from the first show, Robotnik already HAS taken over the world, while the Freedom Fighters try to overthrow him and restore peace.
 * Opinion: As the Nostalgia Critic has pointed out, there was actual effort put into this, as opposed to...um...that other show. The plot is very consistent and linear, with a cliffhanger at the end. It even has a subtle environmental message in it, since the Freedom Fighters live in a forest. I wasn't aware of this show either, but I did get the entire series on DVD, and boy was it ever worth it.
 * Major Flaw: Um...I don't think there's anything wrong with this show at all.

Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie
This isn't a show, but I'll do it anyway.
 * Plot: Basically, Sonic faces off against Robotnik and later faces Metal Sonic in his only animated appearance.
 * Opinion: Overall, it was okay. There have been several edits done between the English Movie Version and the Japanese OVA Version, but I still enjoyed it. I think the DVD I have has all (if not most) of the original scenes intact. Also, I think the animation style seems to be that of the Dragon Ball animes (not movies).
 * Major Flaw: The voice acting could've been a little better and the original scenes from the Japanese version should remain in all prints of the movie.

Sonic Underground

 * Plot: Um...I'm just gonna guess that the plot is that Sonic is the offspring of a Queen, was abandoned at youth along with his 2 siblings(?), and years later they try to find her (after finding each other somehow in a way that is never explained) whilst fending off Robotnik.
 * Opinion: There are soooooooooo many flaws with this show. Well first, Sonic has siblings! Second, they are rock stars! Third, they use instruments that somehow double as weapons...for some reason! And fourth, there are f***ing MUSICAL NUMBERS! I mean, it makes no sense. You can put anything in place of their music, even Metallica, and it will STILL SUCK! I only saw 3 episodes of the damn series and all of them SUCK, even more than the English Dub of Sonic X! I don't think I can even stress it any further! Unless you're a diehard fan of Sonic, you might as well just avoid this sh*t-fest altogether, because trust me (and I know I'll get bad comments from pure Sonic fanatics about this), it sucks HARD and doesn't even deserve to exist!
 * Major Flaw: This series was made.

Sonic X

 * Plot: Sonic fights Eggman on what appears to be Mobius, however, by the time the first episode enters a commercial break, Eggman and Sonic, along with his friends, continue their battle on Earth, where Sonic becomes acquainted with Chris Thorndike and his messed-up family.
 * Opinion: I wouldn't mind this show if, let's say Funimation or some other company with compassion and talent, decided to dub this show literally into English. But that all changed when the good people of...whoever was on drugs at the time...decided to turn it over to 4Kids. THAT, my friends, is THE single biggest flaw about this entire show! I mean sure the 1st Season was a little repetitive and the 3rd Season was a little cliche, but the biggest problem is that IT'S A F***ING 4KIDS DUB! I swear, this show, and all other tainted games, at least deserves a re-dub with GOOD voice actors! This show didn't need the likes of Dan Green or whoever the hell decided to voice this guy. It deserves a Funimation dub with literal translations, like with One Piece! If it weren't for that, I would've actually ENJOYED it! Other than that, some of the plots of each episode aside from those present in the games are fairly silly.
 * Major Flaw: 4Kids dubbed it.

Games That I (And Some Others I Know) Don't Like

 * Sonic Heroes
 * Satan the Hedgehog
 * Satan Unleashed

Sonic-Related Things I Want To Do But May Never Get Around To Actually Doing Because I'm Lazy
(The name says it all. If I actually DO get around to it, a <<!>> will be next to the item.)


 * Turning Hedgehog Heaven into an actual CD
 * Drawings based on my own or my brother's fanfics (on fanfiction.net)
 * Make a timeline based on the Archie Sonic Comic

Sonic Fanfics On FanFiction.Net
(This section lists the fanfics I have written myself. In this case, <<!>> notes a future fanfic.)

Sonic Turbo Duel
(This series is basically Sonic/Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's. Trust me, it's better than it sounds.)


 * Sonic Turbo Duel (All are Fantasy)
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Acceleration (Found in the Sonic/Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Crossover Section)
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Overdrive
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Ignition (Current)
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Burnout <<!>>
 * Sonic Turbo Duel: Afterburn <<!>>

Other

 * Sonic the Hedgehog's Grimm (Horror) (Sonic/American Mcgee's Grimm)
 * This Strange Feeling (Romance)

What I Have Noticed

 * Anti-Amy is friggin' creepy in the last shot of the main story of comic issue #193!!! Just look at it!!!
 * Also, for those of you with said issue, in case you are wondering about the tune of the song Dark Amy sings while the others are in the castle, its to that of "Pop Goes the Weasel".
 * Sally is always almost naked.
 * Scourge looks cooler when he's green.
 * He also needs to get laid.
 * Titan Tails is basically just Tails with super powers and a cape.
 * In the first appearance of the Supression Squad from Moebius, they have major coloring errors.
 * Satan Unleashed not only had too much build-up for what it's worth, it also has honor of having the voice cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (That's bad, in more ways than 1).
 * As I have said, Citizen Kane Sonic Underground SUCKS! (Citizen Kane is actually pretty damn good!)
 * The name Tiara Boobowski sounds a little suggestive when you think about it.
 * Metal Sonic needs more animated screentime.
 * In the Fleetway Comic, Super Sonic is the Devil...I'm not sure why.
 * Look down.

Parrallels Between Sonic And Transformers
You can probably guess the purpose of this section. If it's not that obvious, it first lists a Sonic character. Then it takes the traits of that character and relates them to 1 or more Transformers characters. This also relates to the different series of each one, as well as certain events. The World of each Transformers Character is also specified, even if they only exist in 1 particular World. Sonic characters/events are also specified by World, characters if they are specific to 1 World. For example, if a character in Sonic X appears in the Archie version of Sonic X, they will be listed, but not specified. If "All" is printed, it means all Worlds in which the character or event appears, unless noted otherwise. Now that that's cleared up, here's the list.
 * P.S. My personal favorite is the one where it compares the love lives of Tails and Rattrap. You can find it in italics like these sentences.