Charmy Bee (Archie)


 * For the version of this character before the Super Genesis Wave, see Charmy Bee (Pre-Super Genesis Wave).

Charmy Bee is a character that appears in the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series and its spin-offs published by Archie Comics. He is an anthropomorphic bee and the youngest member of the Chaotix detective agency, and easily the most hyperactive of them as well.

Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as A poor man stealing Tired of living like a blind man I'm sick of sight without A sense of feeling And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me Of what I really am This is how you remind me Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken For handing you A heart worth breaking And I've been wrong I've been down Into the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head Scream Are we having fun yet

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no

It's not like you didn't know that I said I love you and I swear I still do And it must have been so bad Cause living with him must have Damn near killed you

And this is how you remind me Of what I really am

Appearance
Charmy Bee is a humanoid black-and-yellow striped bee with yellow and black striped-antennas and golden eyes. He wears an orange vest with a bee emblem on the left, white and orange shoes, and white gloves cuffed with black. The red shoulders became black and the antennae now sport three black stripes each. Like in the early days of the comic, Charmy was given light blue eyes; these later changed to gold. Has a huge black cock.

Hot Toaster Action
"Sakura-"

"Go away!"

"Saku-"

"URUSAI WA YO, HENTAI YAROU!"

"Sa-"

"DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU, UCHIHA?"

Pervert, pervert, pervert!

Inner Sakura squealed her approval. Sou yo, sou yo! That Uchiha is just so insensitive!

I have half a mind to punch him to oblivion!

I do too! Half and half equals one whole mind, so let's do it!

Sakura sat on the bathroom floor and leaned against the door, the lacy number still within her clenched fists. Her cheeks were red with anger, her teeth gritted together, and her body shaking. But she was not boiling, seething mad.

She was also baking, steaming, frying furious.

And secretly turned on.

Forget about that! I am NOT turned on!

"Sakura, I said I'm sorry!" Sasuke yelled from the other side, banging on the door. "I didn't think-"

"You didn't think!" Sakura screeched. "That's your mistake! Sorry isn't going to work, you perverted, perverted – argh!"

"Sa-ku-ra…"

"Don't "Sa-ku-ra" me! Do you know what exactly your gift, if you can call it that, says to me? Yeah, Uchiha, it says, "Sakura, be my sex toy" in big, FAT, RED, LETTERS!"

"I didn't-"

"You could have given me jewelry! You could have given me flowers! You could have given me food! Heck, you could have given me a kiss and I would've gladly raped you to bits, dammit! But no, you just had to give me friggin' LINGERIE! Do you know what you're doing? You're giving a gift to YOURSELF, that's what you're doing!"

"But Saku-"

"I thought you would give the best gift yet, but you all you did was outdo yourself in your – your bastardly, bastardful – um – BASTARDNESS!"

"Sakura-"

"Just fucking disappear, Uchiha Sasuke! I hate you!"

There was silence after that, Sakura breathing heavily. Then there was a sigh from the other side of the door. Then, "I said I'm sorry. I only thought, since, you know, it's your special day, we could do something together – spend the night having a bit of fun."

HA! Since when did you know how to have fun, Uchiha Sasuke?

"Anyway," Sasuke continued, his voice subdued, "I'd heard lingerie-" (he sounded as though he struggled with this word) "-made women feel sexy, and I thought that was good." Another sigh. "Guess I was wrong."

Sasuke looked up and pressed his ear against the bathroom door.

Silence.

As the crickets chirped from outside, there was a battle raging in Sasuke's head.

You ruined Sakura's birthday.

Shaddup.

You know she's mad when she calls you by your full name.

Argh, shaddup.

Insensitive freak.

I SAID, shaddup.

I suppose being a closet pervert doesn't help things either.

Blush.

SHADDUP!

In the end, however, Sasuke's "conscience" won. Another sigh.

"I'm really sorry, Sakura."

The bathroom was still silent. Sasuke rolled his eyes at himself and mentally headdesked.

Then-

"Lingerie only makes women feel sexy if they themselves bought it, Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke lifted his head. She was actually talking calmly. And she just called him Sasuke-kun.

"I… didn't think of it that way."

"Next time, you know what to think."

"Yeah… you're right…"

The bathroom door creaked open, and wide green eyes glared reproachfully at Sasuke. "Stop being so nice," she mumbled. "It makes me feel guilty."

"Does it?" he asked, smirking a little.

"It does," she replied, pouting.

He pushed the door open, and she crawled next to him. He moved to accommodate her within his arms. For minutes, there was total silence.

Then in a small voice, she said, "I don't hate you."

"I know."

"I… um… I still love you," she continued shyly.

He kissed her forehead. "I know."

She looked up at him with those soulful lime green orbs.

"I'm sorry."

Who could say anything bad to anyone with that kind of eyes?

"I am, too."

Then, she glared at him, and he gave her a startled look. "But I'm still mad at you for being such a hentai."

He kissed her nose. "Yeah? Then if I'm such a hentai, I should've given you my other, much better, birthday gift."

"And tha – mmph!"

He kissed her open-mouthed, without giving her time to protest. She was moaning pleasurably as Sasuke worked his magic to her body. Skillfully, he maneuvered both of them up to her bed. She didn't notice that he had kicked away the box that had contained her gift under her bed. The red lingerie was left forgotten in the bathroom.

His hot breath on her neck, he whispered, "Happy birthday."

He was greatly thankful she didn't notice the "toys" he had stuffed in the box along with the lingerie. He made mental note to burn them all with a Katon before she woke up the next day.

But with their current sex drive, they didn't need it, now did they?


 * .: I want it right now :.:

Personality
Charmy is a hyperactive and playful kid who often comes off as scatterbrained but is loyal to his friends and their work. He is also a very cheerful and friendly bee who treats everyone with perky kindness. He is brave like the rest of the Chaotix and will willingly go into dangerous assignments with them and protect his friends as best he can.

Powers and abilities
Charmy is capable of apparently perpetual flight, and is constantly in the air. He is also surprisingly strong for his small size, capable of lifting both his larger teammates and flying with them over large distances.

Friends/Allies
ColdSteel the hedgehog
 * Chaotix
 * Vector
 * Espio
 * Knuckles
 * Mighty
 * Ray
 * Heavy
 * Bomb
 * Freedom Fighters
 * Sonic
 * Tails
 * Sally
 * Amy
 * Cream
 * Big
 * Team Dark
 * Shadow
 * Rouge
 * Omega
 * Chip

Enemies

 * Eggman Empire
 * Dr. Eggman
 * Metal Sonic
 * Titan Metal Sonic
 * Badnik Horde
 * Hooligans
 * Dark Gaia
 * Dark Gaia Creatures