Sonic Christmas Blast/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog special, "Sonic Christmas Blast".

[''The special begins with a modified version of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog title sequence. A festive version of the AoStH theme song plays as Sonic jumps out of his hammock and runs around the loop. After an explosion, a scene of Sonic snowboarding, then riding a hang glider from the special is shown. After Sonic gets on the hang glider, he gets his feet out of the snowboard. Scratch and Grounder look up as the snowboard falls towards them, flattening them. The scene of Sonic running up to the iris in the AoStH title sequence is shown afterwards. A scene from the special of Sonic running around the planet Mobius is then shown. Sonic runs into the house of a little boy in a green coat and hat, who is miserbale at first, but stares in surprise as Sonic runs around his empty tree, decorating it with decorations and setting presents around it. The little boy excitedly runs up to the tree, and Sonic runs all over Planet Mobius again. A scene from the special of two robots preparing to fire a cannon at Sonic is then shown. Sonic runs around the robots, slicing the ice under them in a circle and causing it to sink. The water then throws a seal out of it. Sonic then waves at the viewers, and runs away. He runs around the planet Mobius a third time, and an explosion appears as a transition to another scene from the special, where Sonic snowboards. He splashes snow on Scratch and Grounder, who are waiting in front of a bear trap, which closes on them. Another explosion appears as a transition to another scene from the special, where Dr. Robotnik, who is dressed like Santa Claus, is seen rummaging through the presents around his tree. Another explosion appears as a transition to the scene from the AoStH title sequence, where Sonic splashes paint over Scratch, Grounder, and Coconut's pieces, which form the word, SONIC on the billboard. Sonic runs away, and the billboard transitions to show the special's title, SONIC CHRISTMAS BLAST on it. The camera zooms in on the O of SONIC, and Sonic and Tails hold up their thumbs and wink at the viewers. Snow falls, and the screen transitions to the first scene of the special, which shows a view of a forest. The camera moves over to the city of Robottropolis, where various people are seen watching a TV on a building. A little girl laughs.'']
 * Father: Come here! Come here!
 * Person: I want something that glows!

[The Little Boy in the green coat and hat tugs on his Mom's dress.]
 * Little Boy: When Santa comes on TV, do I get to tell him what I want? Do I?

[The camera moves up to the TV screen, which shows a view of Santa's workshop at the north pole.]
 * Santa Robot: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

[''Robot versions of Santa and his reindeer appear onscreen. The Little Boy gasps in delight. The Robot Santa, who is holding a cane in his right hand, jumps out of his sled, which has a rear license plate that says, HO25.'']
 * Santa Robot: Season's greetings to all my friends everywhere! It is with mixed feelings that I come before you toady to announce my... retirement!
 * Little Boy: Your what?!
 * Little Boy's Mother: Shhhh!
 * People: No, Santa! Don't do it! No, Santa, we need you!
 * Little Boy: No, Santa, please! It's too sad!
 * Robot Santa: Don't be sad, this is happy news! This Christmas will be the best Christmas ever! Because the most wonderful person in the whole world will be taking my place! He's jolly! He's generous! He's just right for the job! Mothers, Fathers, boys and girls, I proudly introduce my replacement, your friend and mine, Robotnik Claus!

[''The Robot Santa points at Dr. Robotnik, who is dressed like Santa claus. Robotnik dances with joy.'']
 * People: Oh, no! Not him again!

[''In the next scene, Santa's Workshop shown on TV is revealed to be a set filmed in a studio by Robotnik's Robot Cameraman. Robotnik walks up to the camera and takes a bow. Outside the stage, Scratch and Grounder are both dressed like cheerleaders. Scratch is holding a megaphone in his right hand, and Grounder has two pom-poms where his drills normally are.'']
 * Scratch: Hooray for Robotnicholas! Bwahaha! Three cheers! Ha ha!
 * Grounder: Yay for Robotnik Claus! Give us four cheers! Hooray!

[Scratch looks down at Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Robotnik Claus liked my cheers best!
 * Grounder: Aw, did not! My cheers were cheerier!
 * Scratch: I boo your cheers!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Thank you, dear friends! It is with humble heart that I gladly accept this well-deserved honor from my good friend, Santa!

[''A tear rolls down Robotnik's right eye. As he wipes it away with his right index finger, the camera moves from the screen he is on down to the people, who all look at each other in confusion.'']
 * People: No! No! He'll ruin it! No, no!

[Inside the studio, the camera moves over from Robotnik to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Yay! Bwahaha!
 * Grounder: Yay! Yay!

[''Grounder jumps as he and Scratch cheer. Scratch is now holding the megaphone in his left hand and a pom-pom in his right.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: We love Robotnik Claus! He's our man!
 * Scratch: Bwahaha!
 * Grounder: Hee hee!
 * Robotnik: And I pledge to you that I will carry on Santa's work in the best traditions of the Christmas season! However, (As he points at the viewers) you may just notice a few small changes! Ha ha ha!

[''Scratch and Grounder look at each other in delight, and laugh. The screen transitions to a view outside a STACEY'S department store. The camera zooms in on the entrance, then cuts to the next scene, where various children are in line to sit on Robotnik's lap. The camera then moves over from them to Robotnik, who is sitting in a chair next to Scratch, who is dressed like an elf and holding his megaphone in his right hand.'']
 * Scratch: No Mothers allowed on Santa's lap! All Mothers must go shop for presents for Robotnik Claus! Children only in this part of the store!

[''The Little Boy runs up to Robotnik and jumps into his lap. Robotnik picks him up.'']
 * Robotnik: Oh! Hello there! You're a fine little boy! And what do you plan to give Robotnik Claus for Christmas?
 * Little Boy: Me? Give you?

[The Little Boy angrily punches Robotnik in his stomach.]
 * Robotnik: D'oh!
 * Little Boy: Put me down for nothing! This is bogus! I can't believe Santa would let you do this!
 * Robotnik: Oh, uh, Helper Elf Grounder?

[Grounder, who is now dressed in a brown coat, a red scarf, and a Santa hat, rolls up to Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: Yes, your Merry Yuletideship?

[Robotnik points at the Little Boy with his right index finger.[
 * Robotnik: Chain this brat up in my robot factory, and teach him some Christmas spirit!

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, which he grabs the Little Boy with.]
 * Little Boy: No! Wait! Help!

[''Grounder, whose drills are now both hands, rolls away, carrying the Little Boy. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is talking to Princess Sally in the forest.'']
 * Sonic: You got it, Sal! Don't say another word! Our Christmas deal; no presents!

[''Sonic runs away from Sally and up to Tails. Sally, wanting to talk to Sonic, holds up her left index finger.'']
 * Sonic: Come on, Tails! Gotta juice and cut it loose!

[''Sonic runs away. Tails flies behind him, following him.'']
 * Tails: Where are we goin', Sonic?
 * Sonic: Robottropolis! To buy Princess Sally's Christmas presents!
 * Tails: But, you just said...
 * Sonic: I know what we said, same as last year.

[Sonic stops under a tree.]
 * Sonic: And then Sal went and gave me this great ring!

[''Sonic jumps and clings onto a tree branch, revealing the ring on his left middle finger. Tails lands near him.'']
 * Tails: Ugh!

[''A Bird emerges from the nest on the branch above. He looks down at the ring Sonic has.'']
 * Bird: Nice ring!
 * Sonic: Thanks!

[The camera zooms in on the squiggle on Sonic's ring, and a light shines over it.]
 * Bird: What's that squiggle on it mean?
 * Sonic: I don't know. Neither did Sal.

[The Bird jumps out of his nest.]
 * Bird: Oh, a mystery, huh? I love mysteries!

[Suddenly, the Bird loses his balance and falls out of his nest.]
 * Bird: Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa-oa-oa-oa! Whoops!

[Sonic catches the Bird with his right hand and as he talks to Tails, he puts the Bird back in his nest.]
 * Sonic: Sal gave me tons of other stuff, and I felt lower than a Bot's bolt! Now I finally got it figured, Tails;

[Sonic lets go of the tree branch and lands near Tails.]
 * Sonic: When a princess says, "No presents", she really means two stores full!

[Sonic holds up two fingers on his right hand.]
 * Tails: Are you sure you want to do this? Robottropolis is always dangerous!

[Sonic nods his head, "No", then holds up his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: Not as dangerous as Sal if I don't get her any presents again! We'll zip in and zip out before Robotnik even knows we're there!

[Sonic runs towards Robottropolis.] Tails: Sonic! Wait up! [''Tails flies behind Sonic, following him. An image of Sonic spinning is used as a transition to the next scene, where Scratch and Grounder are outside the house of a man with yellow skin in a red shirt, a white scarf, and brown pants.'']
 * Grounder: Merry Christmas, citizen!

[The Man stares angrily at Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: We have come hear with our hearts, filled with the spirit of Christmas giving!
 * Grounder: Yeah, so start giving!

[''The Man suddenly has a confused expression on his face, and he walks up to Scratch and Grounder. He begs on his knees.'']
 * Man: Please! I lost my job, my poor wife is sick, I had to sell all my furniture to pay my bills! The house is empty!
 * Grounder: Well, that makes it easy!

[Scratch nods his head, "Yes", and holds up his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: Right! No problem! We'll just take your house! Ha ha!

[''Grounder turns his right drill into a whistle, and blows into it. a giant claw appears and grabs the Man's house, pulling it out from the ground.'']
 * Scratch: Ho ho ho!

[Grounder rolls up to Scratch.]
 * Grounder: Ho ho ho ho!

[Scratch picks up Grounder and looks at him angrily, with his beak pressed against his nose.]
 * Scratch: Oh yeah? Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

[''The screen transitions to a view outside STACEY'S and the camera zooms in on the entrance. Inside, the shelves have been cleared, and what little toys the store does have are on the floor. Sonic and Tails are inside the store as well.'']
 * Sonic: I don't get it! This is the fourth store in a row that's totally empty!

[The sound of the door opening can be heard.]
 * Tails: Huh?

[''Tails flies up to the window and looks out it. He then looks back at Sonic.'']
 * Tails: Sonic! Come quick!

[''Sonic runs up to the window and looks out it. He gaps when he sees Robotnik's robots loading everything available onto a conveyor belt leading to a truck with smiling faces on the mudflaps.'']
 * Sonic: Now that's shoplifting!

[One robot walks up to a stature of Robotnik holding up his left arm.]
 * Robot: Good work, fellow bots! And now we will deliver this batch of presents to jolly old Robotnik Claus!

[The truck drives away.]
 * Tails: Did he say Robotnik Claus?

[Sonic and Tails turn around.]
 * Sonic: He did! And something this weird needs checking out!

[''Sonic runs away, and Tails flies behind him. In the next scene, the robot driving the truck honks its horn. Sonic runs past a giant statue of Robotnik holding up his left arm, which the Little Boy walks out from behind, waving his left arm.'']
 * Little Boy: Mr. Sonic! Mr. Sonic!

[''Sonic screeches to a halt upon hearing the Little Boy. He then runs back to him.'']
 * Sonic: I don't know any "Mr. Sonic", but it sounds like you need help!

[Sonic points at the little boy with his right index finger.]
 * Little Boy: Everything's terrible! Santa retired!

[Tails walks up to Sonic and the Little Boy.]
 * Tails: Santa retired?
 * Little Boy: Yeah, and he put Robotnik Claus in his place, and Robotnik Claus sent me to a robot factory, and I escaped, and his robots are after me, and...

[''Before the Little Boy can finish, two robots are seen driving a red tank. Tails stares in shock at it.'']
 * Tails: Watch it!

[Sonic, Tails, and the Little Boy all run behind the state of Robotnik.]
 * Tails: Aaaah!

[''The tank drives past the statue. Sonic, Tails, and the Little Boy all walk out from behind it.'']
 * Sonic: Did you say Santa put Robotnik Claus in his place?

[The little boy points at Sonic with his right index finger.]
 * Little Boy: Yes, and you've gotta find Santa and tell him how wrong he was! Please make him come back so we'll have Christmas the way it should be!

[''Just then, the sound of a crane approaching Sonic, Tails, and the little boy can be heard. The Little Boy turns to face the crane.'']
 * Scratch: Bwahaha!
 * Sonic: Huh?

[''Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be driving the crane, which has a spiked weight decorated in ribbons and wreaths in its magnetic hook. They stop the crane near Sonic, Tails, and the Little Boy.'']
 * Scratch: Too late, turkeys!
 * Grounder: Yeah, much too late! Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
 * Scratch: We took Santa someplace you'll never find him!
 * Grounder: Days ago! Ha ha ha ha ha!
 * Scratch: Even before jolly old Robotnik made this fake Santa Robot you saw on TV!

[Scratch points his right arm at the Santa Robot, who is sitting next to Grounder.]
 * Santa Robot: And the most wonderful person in the world will be taking my place! Taking my place! T-t-t-t-taking my place! Happy holidays, my little friends!

[Scratch and Grounder drive their crane up to Sonic, Tails, and the Little boy.]
 * Grounder: We got the real Santa prisoner!

[Scratch grabs the yellow lever in front of him with his right hand and pulls it.]
 * Scratch: And you get this! Merry Crushmas! Bwhahaha!
 * Grounder: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! And a smashing new year!

[''Scratch pushes the lever, which disables the magnetic hook, dropping the spiked weight. Sonic, Tails, and the Little Boy all stare up in shock at the spiked weight as it overshadows them.'']
 * Little Boy: Aaaah!

[The screen fades to black, ending the first act.]